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[STAYIN' ALIVE PLAYING]
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♪ You can tell by the way I
use my walk
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♪ I'm a woman's man
No time to talk
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♪ Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around
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♪ Since I was born
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♪ It's all right, it's okay
You may look the other way
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♪ We can try to understand
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♪ The New York Times' effect
on man ♪
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[BELL CHIMES]
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♪ Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, stayin'
alive ♪
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[MUSIC FADES]
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Can I have some breakfast,
please?
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It's three quid for a cup of
coffee and a bacon sandwich.
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And obviously, if you wanted
it heated up, it's another
tenner.
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Okay. That's the orange ones,
right?
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[CHUCKLES]
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And it's another tenner to
park your Jeep.
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-Of course. There you go.
-[MAN LAUGHS]
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Excuse me.
You do realise he's taking
the...
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Why don't you
go to the bathroom, Mandy?
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Use the big mirror, eh?
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You can put lipstick on a pig,
Mand. It's still a pig.
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Yeah, yeah, fuck off.
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-May I use your bathroom?
-Of course you can, darling.
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Ten pounds.
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Can I help?
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Why do you work for a man
who speaks to you like that?
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No idea, darling. But it's
probably the same reason I
married the bastard.
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Why do you stay married to a man
who doesn't love you?
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You're weird.
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Are you foreign or something?
You don't sound foreign.
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Sort of.
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Can I have some of that?
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[SIGHS]
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Just have the lot, darling.
It's cheap shit, anyway.
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And listen.
That fella of mine just
stole from you.
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You do know that, don't you?
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[SIGHS]
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You can be a right arsehole
sometimes, Carl, you know...
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[MAN GROANS]
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The fuck?
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Oi. Stop.
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-Is everything okay?
-Not really, no.
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You forgot your bacon sarnie.
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That's okay, Mandy.
I've had enough pig for one day.
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Ow. God. That got me right
in the eye.
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You know what? If it's all
right, I will have that
sandwich.
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The pig line came to me
and I just kind of rolled with
it,
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but I really am quite starving,
so...
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Thanks so much.
That's really nice of you.
See you.
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[ENGINE STALLS]
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Just warming the old girl up.
[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
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-Here we go.
-[ENGINE STARTS]
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Oh, oh.
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♪ Life's goin' nowhere
Somebody help me
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah
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♪ I'm goin' nowhere
Somebody help me, yeah
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♪ You can tell by the way I
use my walk
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♪ I'm a woman's man
No time to talk... ♪
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Look, all I'm saying is, Nick,
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you've never been very good
with women, have you?
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-What's that got to do with
anything?
-You've been dumped, kid.
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By someone
I was with for three years.
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I'm not having a go. I'm saying
that when it comes to girls,
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-you've always been a duck out
of water.
-What?
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-So, completely fine then?
-Eh?
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Ducks are amphibious, Jay,
so they're fine in or out of
water.
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-Bullshit.
-What do you mean bullshit?
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This is what I'm talking about,
bro.
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No one cares about
all of your university bullshit.
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We literally learn that in year
two.
That's not even junior school.
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Look. The point is,
no matter how clever you think
you are,
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you're never gonna get anywhere
cause you've got shit clothes.
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-Right
-A shit haircut.
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-Okay.
-And a dick like a burst
balloon.
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I've got a perfectly
average-sized penis, Jay.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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-Do you want to get over Ellie?
-Not really.
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You wanna prove
you're a big man?
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-Obviously not.
-Okay then you have to speak
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to the next woman who walks in
this pub. Whoever they are.
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I literally said no
to both those things.
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-Okay, do you want me to say it?
-No.
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-I'm gonna. I will say it.
-Don't say it.
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-I shall say it.
-Please don't.
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-I'm gonna say it.
-I'd rather you didn't.
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-You're my little bro and...
-[SIGHS]
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I love you.
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[HUMS]
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And I want you
to have some fun, all right?
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No, this is not non-negotiable.
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-You mean it is non-negotiable.
-What?
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Don't worry.
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Whoa, whoa. Here we go.
Bro, bro, look, look.
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Welcome, my friend,
to the woman of your dreams.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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[KIM GASPS]
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-I am so sorry.
-[MAN YELLS]
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I will get you another one at
the bar.
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Oh. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Ow.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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-BARMAN: You all right?
-[CHUCKLES]
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[SIGHS]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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-KIM: Can I have a glass of
cider... -Sure.
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...and whatever the angry-
looking man
behind me was drinking? Thank
you.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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-Can I ask you something?
-Yes. Yeah, fire away, amigo.
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Not amigo. Just friend.
Not that we're friends.
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They do say a stranger
is a friend you haven't met yet.
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We've technically met, haven't
we?
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I guess it sort of depends
on definitions of, like...
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-Sorry. You had a question.
-Yes.
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-This is definitely a shoe,
right?
-Yeah.
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I feel like there's been
some sort of fundamental
mistake.
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I mean,
no one else seems to be wearing
them.
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Right.
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Sorry. It's just I've never
really
dressed up this smart before,
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and I'm feeling a bit...
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Yeah, no, no, no, completely.
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It's the same for
the one out of She's All That,
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-Look what happened there.
-What did happen there?
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Well, at the start of the film,
everyone's, like, "She's not
all that,"
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and she pops this dress on by
the end
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and then everyone's kicking
themselves cause they're like,
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"Ah, turns out
she was all that all along."
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It's a classic. You've got to
watch it.
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Okay.
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I'll put it on my list.
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[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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[GUNSHOT]
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NICKY: Wow. So, this was taken
on their first date?
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Yeah. That's why I wanted this
place to be my first pub.
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I thought it would be nice to
come for a drink here with Dad.
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-Oh, is he coming down?
-Oh, sort of.
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You're leaning on him.
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Oh, God. I'm so...
I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.
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You don't need to apologise to
him. He's dead. He can't hear
you.
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[CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY]
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You want to ask me, don't you?
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Ask you...
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Why this is my first time in a
pub. Or in those shoes.
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Or why the only four films
I've seen in my life
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are Terminator 2, Shawshank
Redemption, Home Alone 2 and
Braveheart.
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Yeah. Yeah. No, I do, actually.
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I'm afraid I've got some bad
news, Nicky.
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Kim?
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Kim?
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It's your turn to disembowel
dinner when you've got a sec.
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Kim?
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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KIM: Dear Mum, I'm sorry for
leaving, but I knew that you
would try to stop me.
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The thing is,
I finally feel ready to try
new things.
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Work out what's out there for
me.
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And make things right.
For Dad. For all of us.
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I'm not a little girl anymore.
I can look after myself, Mum.
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The world is a scary place.
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-[WHOOSHING]
-[GASPS]
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But it's just like you said
in that beautiful poem
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you wrote for my 21st birthday.
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"I've got all my life to live
And all my love to give
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"And as long as I know how to
love I know I'll stay alive"
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I will survive, Mum.
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Love Kim.
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So, to be clear,
the end of the world is coming
tomorrow?
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No. I'm saying it could be
tomorrow.
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When it does happen, the more
off-grid you are the better
chance you'll have.
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How's it gonna happen?
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-Nuclear war, probably.
-Oh.
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But it could be artificial
intelligence, polar ice caps
melting.
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The next outbreak of fish
measles could wipe us out
entirely.
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I'm sorry. Fish?
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My mum says the defining feature
of humanity is impatience,
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even for its own destruction.
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Our mum always says that
one cheese toastie is never
enough,
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but two is always too much.
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[GIGGLES]
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You're only making fun of me
because the government
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is hiding how bad it truly is.
If you had any idea...
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No, no, no. I am on your side,
bro.
Don't believe their lies, man.
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Like, "Yeah, guys, shall we get
on a spaceship and go to 'the
moon'?"
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As if, man. One giant leap
for fucking bullshit, mate.
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Okay, all right. So, Kim,
you said your mum told you this.
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You think we're wrong then?
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Well, no, I'm just saying,
I think even if we are all
fucked,
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I'd rather take my chances
in the real world
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than hide away
in the middle of nowhere in a
cave.
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It's a hut. My mum only
makes me sleep in the cave
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when the bald man
comes to fix the generator.
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That thing breaks down a lot.
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-[BELL RINGS]
-What does that mean?
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Okay. Fun thought.
Let's say it is the end of the
world
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and we all had two weeks to
live. What would you do?
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Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend on
a rollercoaster or something.
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-[SNICKERS]
-Nice. Nicky?
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I would write a lot, paint,
seek out the majesty of nature.
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Really?
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No. I'd eat doughnuts and try
and have sex with people.
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[CHUCKLES]
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That's good, cause if no one
wanted to have sex with you,
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then you could use the
doughnuts.
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-That was my thinking exactly.
-All right, go on. What about
you?
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Um... Sex and doughnuts sounds
good to me.
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Well, there we are, guys.
To the end of the world, baby.
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[NICKY TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
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NICKY: [LAUGHS] Yeah.
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[MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
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[JAY WHISTLES]
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Me and Ellie had been together
three years.
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Met at uni. You know how it
goes.
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I guess it wasn't mutual then?
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It was, actually. It was a
mutual decision between her
and her new boyfriend.
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[LAUGHS]
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-[WATCH BEEPS]
-Oh.
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Don't you have to take
your pollution pill?
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What?
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You're immunised, I guess.
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Did your mum give you those,
by any chance?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe this is your
first trip into civilisation,
like, ever.
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Well, I did the supply run a
few times, but I guess that's
just in and out, so...
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And why did you decide to
leave now?
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I haven't left. I'm going back.
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It felt like now is a good time
to cross some things off my
list, I guess.
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You and Jay are quite different
then?
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[CHUCKLES] Our dad died when we
were kids, so that sort
of brought us together.
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-Oh, I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
-That's all right.
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He had this landscaping
business,
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and me and Jay, we've always
had this plan to resurrect it.
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But you don't want to?
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I studied English at uni.
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I've been offered
this internship in London.
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It's gonna break his heart.
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So how did your dad die?
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Heart attack. Yours?
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Yeah, same.
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He died when I was six.
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That's kind of the reason
why me and mum left in the
first place.
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It's funny.
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My dad died the exact same day
my little cousin was born.
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We even passed my aunt in the
hospital.
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It's like there's a finite
amount of love allowed in the
world.
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Exactly.
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And you've got to pour a bit out
to make room for the next bit.
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JAY: Guys? Oh, my God. Come
quick.
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Yo, yo, yo, I'm serious.
You lot need to come right now.
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Kim, your mum was right. It's
happening.
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Dude, it's fucking happening.
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But it's okay, cause I found
some doughnuts in the kitchen.
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[LAUGHING]
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KIM: Oh, my God.
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Is this happening right now?
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-How did it start?
-Kim, there isn't any...
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Chlorinated chicken.
And climate change. Combined.
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Okay. One of us needs to call
the WHO.
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-The who?
-Exactly.
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-What?
-Oh, never mind. I need to go.
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-Hold on.
-I don't believe it.
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You spend your whole life
thinking the world's gonna end
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in the blink of an eye
and then suddenly it is.
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Seriously, don't worry.
There's nothing actually...
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Nicky, this is such a serious
situation.
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-There's nothing actually what?
-There's nothing...
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That we can do right now.
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You're right.
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-This isn't funny. Jay.
-It fucking is. [LAUGHS]
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It was just a joke
cause of the whole sex,
doughnuts,
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end of the world thing.
I didn't think she'd actually
believe it.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Oh.
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NICKY: Kim. Kim.
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Get in the car.
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KIM: Don't worry, Dad.
There's enough time.
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JAY: Where the hell is she
going anyway?
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NICKY: Shut up and follow her.
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Kim. Kim.
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Kim.
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I can't believe she actually
fell for it.
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She's probably never seen
the Internet before.
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Of course she fell for it.
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-Why didn't she realise on the
drive over?
-Because it's the middle of the
night.
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Even if it was true,
no fucker would be awake to
see it.
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Stop worrying, man.
Look, whoever she's gone in
there to see
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will tell her that it's a joke
and that's that. What's the
problem?
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[INHALES SHARPLY]
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I'd the chance
to say something and I didn't.
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She's gonna think I'm a right
dick.
292
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It was a little joke.
She's gonna think it's
hilarious.
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Is she, though?
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Look, even if she doesn't,
what's the worst that can
happen?
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[KIM WHISTLES]
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[MUFFLED GUNSHOT]
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Trust me.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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[SIGHS] Yeah, I guess you're
right.
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[BREATHES DEEPLY]
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[SIGHS]
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Ian?
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Is that you playing
silly bollocks downstairs?
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Ian?
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Ian.
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KIM: Hello, Jimmy.
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Remember me?
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Erm...
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[CHEER UP, LONDON BY SLAVES
PLAYING]
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♪ You're dead already
Dead, dead already-ready
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♪ Dead already
Dead, dead already-ready
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♪ Dead already
Dead, dead already-ready
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♪ Dead already, dead
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♪ Dead
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LEAD SINGER: Cheer up, London.
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Thank you. Good night. See ya.
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