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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,633 --> 00:00:16,803 [ DISCLAIMER ] 2 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,530 >> WATCH OUT. 3 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:22,003 >> I'M NOT A NURSE YET. 4 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:25,100 >> I CAN DO IT. 5 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:26,930 [ SCREAMING ] 6 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:27,873 >> YEAH, THE HOSPITAL. 7 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:39,867 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 8 00:00:39,867 --> 00:00:42,767 >> Tosh: OH, IF GALLAGHER TAUGHT 9 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:45,727 US ANYTHING IS USE A 10 00:00:45,733 --> 00:00:49,703 SLEDGEHAMMER IS LESS SAFER AND 11 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:50,500 LESS FUNNY. 12 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,670 THANKS FOR TEARING YOURSELF AWAY 13 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:54,797 FROM GRAND THEFT AUTO 5. 14 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,500 TONIGHT ON THE SHOW WE PROFILE 15 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:01,770 OUR LEAST PUBESCENT CELEBRITY 16 00:01:01,767 --> 00:01:04,327 YET AND INTERVIEW A GIRLFRIEND 17 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,903 WORSE THAN YOURS AND TOSS AROUND 18 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,170 THE AUSTRALIAN FRISBEE. 19 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:10,967 NOW LET'S SEE WHY STANDING NEAR 20 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:13,597 A BLOND GIRL MAKES YOU STUPID. 21 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,470 AT LEAST THEY HAVE A NOT A NURSE 22 00:01:15,467 --> 00:01:21,297 YET STANDING BY. 23 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:22,230 YEAH, HOSPITAL. 24 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:27,333 MAYBE A BARBERSHOP YOU HIPPY. 25 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:28,173 NO ONE WINS. 26 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:31,067 HE LOSES HIS THUMB AND THE FRUIT 27 00:01:31,067 --> 00:01:33,667 SALAD IS NOW 90% HONEYDEW. 28 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:34,967 THE SECRET SO TO LET SOMEONE 29 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:44,097 HOLD THE FRUIT FOR YOU. 30 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:46,130 WHAT HAPPENED IS NOT IMPORTANT. 31 00:01:46,133 --> 00:01:48,433 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS I LOOK GREAT 32 00:01:48,433 --> 00:01:50,673 IN DENIM AND CUTTING FRUIT IS 33 00:01:50,667 --> 00:01:51,267 DANGEROUS. 34 00:01:51,267 --> 00:01:53,827 THAT'S WHY IN MY OFFICE WE HAVE 35 00:01:53,833 --> 00:01:58,433 A STRICT NEW NO-PEELING POLICY. 36 00:01:58,433 --> 00:02:02,403 >> YOU SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM. 37 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:09,730 >> COME ON. 38 00:02:09,733 --> 00:02:14,333 >> I THINK TRY THE OTHER WAY. 39 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:19,303 LOOK AT HIM ENJOYING IT. 40 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,330 >> YEAH. 41 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:23,103 >> Tosh: WE ALSO HAD A COCONUT 42 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,830 THOUGH I FIRMLY BELIEVE IT'S A 43 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:27,303 NUT NOT A FRUIT NEP NEXT 44 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:28,600 STRIPPER MAYBE LITTLE PERSON BUT 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:32,670 THE THIGHS ARE ABOVE AVERAGE. 46 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,967 THAT'S THE NEW STRIP CLUB IN THE 47 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:36,097 CHOCOLATE FACTORY. 48 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:39,430 I BELIEVE IT'S CALLED WONKA 49 00:02:39,433 --> 00:02:40,073 DONKS. 50 00:02:40,067 --> 00:02:42,267 DUST THE CLOCK OFF AND PUT 20 51 00:02:42,267 --> 00:02:44,497 SECONDS ON IT. 52 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:51,730 YOU'RE NOT CATCHING HADEN 53 00:02:51,733 --> 00:02:54,603 PANTERI WITH A FULL HEAD OF 54 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:55,070 STREAM. 55 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:56,527 WHITE PANTS IN A STRIP CLUB IS A 56 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:57,773 BOWLED MOVE, SIR. 57 00:02:57,767 --> 00:02:59,767 HER MAGIC DOESN'T WORK OUTSIDE 58 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:02,467 OF PIXIE HOLLOW. 59 00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:04,697 ONE OF THE MANY DRAWBACKS OF NOT 60 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,900 BEING ABLE TO WRAP YOUR LEGS 61 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,070 AROUND SOMEONE. 62 00:03:08,067 --> 00:03:10,067 NOW THE NEW DIRECT TV DOG 63 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,427 CHANNEL GETS SEXY AFTER 64 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:11,903 MIDNIGHT. 65 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:15,330 >> A RUBBER COLLECTING CONE IS 66 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,633 ATTACHED TO THE TOP OF THE CLEAN 67 00:03:17,633 --> 00:03:18,133 TUBE. 68 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:22,903 IT PERMITS COLLECTION OF THE 69 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:23,370 SEMEN. 70 00:03:23,367 --> 00:03:26,067 THE TOP IS FOLDED DOWN TO GIVE A 71 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,427 GOOD PLACE TO HOLD IT ONCE IT IS 72 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:29,073 OVER THE DOG'S PENIS. 73 00:03:29,067 --> 00:03:32,067 NOTE THE DOG IS STANDING ON THE 74 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:34,567 RUG TO GIVE HIM GOOD FEETING. 75 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:36,597 IT'S SIMULATED -- 76 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,970 >> Tosh: CALM DOWN, IT'S HIS 77 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:38,597 BIRTHDAY. 78 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,770 THIS IS THE WORSE OR BEST VET 79 00:03:39,767 --> 00:03:43,227 DEPENDING ON WHO YOU ASK. 80 00:03:43,233 --> 00:03:48,573 >> THE DOG'S SEMEN IS 81 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:49,627 EJACULATED. 82 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:53,533 YOU CAN SEE ANAL CONTRACTS. 83 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,603 >> Tosh: PLAY WITH HIS BALLS 84 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,400 LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE. 85 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,670 >> WHEN SEMEN COLLECTION IS 86 00:03:58,667 --> 00:04:00,927 FINISHED THE CONE IS GENTLY 87 00:04:00,933 --> 00:04:02,933 PULLED OFF THE DOG'S PENIS. 88 00:04:02,933 --> 00:04:05,333 THE LAVENDER COLOR OF THE 89 00:04:05,333 --> 00:04:08,503 ENGORGED DOG'S PENIS IS NORMAL. 90 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,830 >> Tosh: NOW START DECORATING 91 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:10,573 YOUR CAKE. 92 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:12,067 >> CAN I HAVE SOME ICING. 93 00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:12,867 >> Tosh: YES. 94 00:04:12,867 --> 00:04:17,497 >> JUST DON'T GET IT IN MY HAIR. 95 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:21,700 [***] 96 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:24,130 >> VANILLA? 97 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:31,333 >> Tosh: NO, LABRADOODLE. 98 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:34,833 THAT WAS THE SECOND BIGGEST LOAD 99 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,703 OF ICE SHE'S EVER TAKEN ON HER 100 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:38,300 FACE. 101 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:39,670 HERE'S A GREAT WAY TO GET POINTS 102 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:41,327 ON YOUR BOATING LICENSE IF 103 00:04:41,333 --> 00:04:42,373 THAT'S A THING. 104 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,067 >> SKIM BOARD HIGH-FIVE. 105 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,127 MAYBE, NOT SURE. 106 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:47,103 >> BUT WE HOPE IT WORKS BECAUSE 107 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:48,670 IT WOULD LOOK REALLY COOL. 108 00:04:48,667 --> 00:04:49,667 >> HERE IT COMES. 109 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,697 DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BOAT. 110 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:53,100 LET GO OF THE ROPE. 111 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:53,870 GOING RIGHT. 112 00:04:53,867 --> 00:04:55,727 THERE IS IT IS. 113 00:04:55,733 --> 00:04:56,603 OH, [BLEEP]. 114 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:57,800 >> Tosh: JUST ANOTHER WEEKEND AT 115 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,130 USHER'S PLACE. 116 00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:01,203 NOW RUN OVER THE IDIOT WITH THE 117 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:01,700 CAMERA. 118 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,070 BY THE WAY, AT NO TIME WAS 119 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:06,067 ANYONE HOLDING UP THEIR HAND FOR 120 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:08,427 THIS EPIC HIGH-FIVE. 121 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:08,903 OKAY. 122 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,670 DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN ARTISTS 123 00:05:10,667 --> 00:05:22,397 ARE MOVED BY THEIR OWN MUSIC? 124 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:23,730 >> Tosh: WHAT IS THIS LILITH 125 00:05:23,733 --> 00:05:24,733 FAIR? 126 00:05:24,733 --> 00:05:26,473 EVEN HIS STOMACH WANTS HIM TO 127 00:05:26,467 --> 00:05:27,327 STOP PLAYING. 128 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:29,073 RESCHEDULE THE CONCERT. 129 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:35,767 ALL YOUR FANS WILL UNDERSTAND. 130 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:37,427 I DID THE SAME THING EVERY TIME 131 00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:40,733 IMAGINE DRAGONS, PASSENGER, AWOL 132 00:05:40,733 --> 00:05:43,103 NATION, ROB THICKE, MILEY'S DAD, 133 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:53,070 KINGS OF LEON, LUMINERE, GO GO 134 00:05:53,067 --> 00:05:55,527 FOR DELLO, FRANZ FERDINAND, 135 00:05:55,533 --> 00:05:58,373 DEATH CAP FOR CUTIE, MY CHEMICAL 136 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:00,497 ROMANCE AND WIND BUTLER OF 137 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,130 ARCADE FIRE PICKS UP A GUITAR. 138 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:19,703 QUESTION, WHAT'S NEXT? 139 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:21,270 SORRY, SYRIA WE HAVE BIGGER 140 00:06:21,267 --> 00:06:23,227 McFISH TO FRY. 141 00:06:23,233 --> 00:06:26,433 NOW SEE HOW THE THREAT OF LOSING 142 00:06:26,433 --> 00:06:28,233 MAJOR CORPORATE SPONSORS AFFECTS 143 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:30,633 THE JOKES I'M ABOUT TO TELL IN 144 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:35,533 THE BA DA DA DA DA, BREAKDOWN. 145 00:06:35,533 --> 00:06:38,203 MONOPOLY IS BACK AND ALL THIS 146 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,130 LADY NEEDS IS A RAILROAD TO BUY 147 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:41,833 A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF METH. 148 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:43,073 ACTUALLY, SHE'S UPSET BECAUSE 149 00:06:43,067 --> 00:06:44,627 THEY'RE OUT OF NUGGETS. 150 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:47,233 JUST RUN OVER A PIGEON WITH YOUR 151 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:48,703 CAR AND EAT THAT INSTEAD. 152 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:49,530 FEWER CALORIES. 153 00:06:49,533 --> 00:06:51,333 DON'T WORRY, THEY KNOW EACH 154 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:52,773 OTHER FROM JUVIE. 155 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:55,167 SHE'S DEFINITE DRESSED FOR A 156 00:06:55,167 --> 00:06:55,667 MUGSHOT. 157 00:06:55,667 --> 00:06:56,727 NOT EVERYONE CAN PULL OFF A PINK 158 00:06:56,733 --> 00:06:59,673 TOP AS WELL AS ME. 159 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,127 MA'AM, THE DRIVE-THRU IS FOR 160 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:02,403 PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO GO 161 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:02,930 INSIDE. 162 00:07:02,933 --> 00:07:04,603 GET BACK IN YOUR VEHICLE AND 163 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,930 HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME LIKE THE 164 00:07:06,933 --> 00:07:07,603 REST US. 165 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,970 I'D START CHUCK APPLE PIES AT 166 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:09,397 HER. 167 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:10,330 THEY'RE FILLED WITH LAVA. 168 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:12,133 THEY'RE PREPARED TO DEFEND THE 169 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:13,403 SECRET SAUCE RECIPE WITH THEIR 170 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,230 LIVES. 171 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:15,703 THEY CAN'T GET IT CLOSED BECAUSE 172 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:20,970 THEY'RE FINGERS ARE SO GREASY. 173 00:07:20,967 --> 00:07:23,167 THAT'S BULLET-PROOF GLASS. 174 00:07:23,167 --> 00:07:24,567 WHERE WAS OFFICER BIG MAC WHEN 175 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:25,267 YOU NEED HIM. 176 00:07:25,267 --> 00:07:27,327 YES, THAT'S HIS REAL NAME. 177 00:07:27,333 --> 00:07:28,733 THAT'S HOW THE COMPANY BECAME SO 178 00:07:28,733 --> 00:07:30,473 SUCCESSFUL. 179 00:07:30,467 --> 00:07:32,897 THEY'D BETTER NOT ADD HER TO THE 180 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:34,700 SERVED CUSTOMER TALLY. 181 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:38,100 SHE PULLED AWAY WITHOUT FOOD 182 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,830 WHICH MEANS EVERYONE'S ORDER 183 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:44,103 WILL BE OFF BY ONE BY THE END OF 184 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:44,600 TIME. 185 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,570 AT LEAST THEY'LL BE PROUD OF THE 186 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,097 WAY THEY HANDLED HER. 187 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,870 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 188 00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:54,467 LOHANTHONY BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 189 00:07:54,467 --> 00:07:55,967 INSTALLMENT OF STREET JUSTICE. 190 00:07:55,967 --> 00:08:03,427 >> STREET JUSTICE. 191 00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:11,903 CASE CLOSED. 192 00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:17,070 >> LOHANTHONY VIDEO OF THE WEEK. 193 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:20,767 >> HEY, IT'S LOHANTHONY. 194 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,727 TO ALL THE BASIC BITCHES. 195 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:24,773 NEW ANNOUNCEMENT, YOU'RE BASIC. 196 00:08:24,767 --> 00:08:28,167 I LOOK LIKE JESUS' DISCIPLE BUT 197 00:08:28,167 --> 00:08:29,067 I'M GOING WORK IT. 198 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:30,127 YOU KNOW HOW I DO. 199 00:08:30,133 --> 00:08:32,603 I'M OUTSIDE FOR THE FIRST TIME 200 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,400 IN LIKE 50 YEARS. 201 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,430 YOU HAVE TO WORK IT BECAUSE YOU 202 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:39,933 NEVER KNOW. 203 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:41,103 PAPARAZZI CAN BE AROUND THE 204 00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:41,470 CORNER. 205 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:42,067 YOU DON'T KNOW. 206 00:08:42,067 --> 00:08:43,127 HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 207 00:08:43,133 --> 00:08:44,373 THREE, TWO, ONE. 208 00:08:44,367 --> 00:08:45,767 YOU IF YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING 209 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:47,797 GIVE THIS VIDEO A BIG THUMBS UP 210 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,530 BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO THUMB 211 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,373 ME IN THE [BLEEP]. 212 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:51,597 THANK YOU. 213 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:54,200 >> Tosh: YOU GO, GIRL. 214 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,100 THAT FABULOUS FLEXIBLE 215 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:59,800 14-YEAR-OLD FIRECRACKER'S 216 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:00,400 LOHANTHONY. 217 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,770 HIS YOUTUBE VIDEOS HAVE OVER 10 218 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:04,727 MILLION VIEWS. 219 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,603 NOT ONLY DOES HE MAKE MORE MONEY 220 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,600 THAN HIS PARENTS AND MORE FAMOUS 221 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:13,070 THAN 95% OF THE ACTORS IN L.A. 222 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,267 HE'S KNOWN AS A BLOGGER. 223 00:09:14,267 --> 00:09:16,867 I LOVE THE PLAYER BUT THE GAME'S 224 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:17,327 AWFUL. 225 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:18,803 BLOGS ARE THE WORSE SIDE EFFECT 226 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,270 OF SOCIETY WHERE EVERYONE THINKS 227 00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:21,067 THEY'RE SPECIAL. 228 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,427 IT'S LESS LIKE HAVING YOUR OWN 229 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:23,733 TV SHOW AND MORE LIKE FACE 230 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:24,973 TIMING WITH YOUR SELF. 231 00:09:24,967 --> 00:09:26,767 I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WANT 232 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,167 TO SHARE THEIR FEELINGS. 233 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:31,167 I CAN'T EVEN TELL MY MAID I FEEL 234 00:09:31,167 --> 00:09:32,167 UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN SHE BRINGS 235 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:34,697 HER DAUGHTER WITH HER TO CLEAN. 236 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:37,070 WAS I THE ONLY ONE RAISED IN A 237 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:38,827 HOUSE ARE CHILDREN WERE SUPPOSED 238 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,073 TO BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD? 239 00:09:40,067 --> 00:09:42,797 IN I WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT A 240 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,070 TEENAGER'S LIFE I'D TALK TO MY 241 00:09:44,067 --> 00:09:44,697 GIRLFRIEND. 242 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,670 HAVE YOU TO MAKE SOMETHING OF 243 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,127 YOURSELF BEFORE YOU CAN SHARE 244 00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:48,833 YOUR VIEWS NOW ANYONE WITH A 245 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:51,133 WI-FI CONNECTION AND TWO WORKING 246 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,573 PARENTS THINKS I CARE WHAT THEY 247 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:54,167 BUY. 248 00:09:54,167 --> 00:09:56,597 INTERESTING PEOPLE WHO DO THINGS 249 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,170 WITH THEIR LIVES DON'T HAVE TIME 250 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,197 TO DO THIS. 251 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,730 LOHANTHONY IS VIRAL AND THE MOST 252 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,003 POPULAR THING ON THE INTERNET 253 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,670 ASIDE FROM PORN, RACISM AND CATS 254 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:13,067 SO I FLEW ANOTHER TEENAGED BOY I 255 00:10:13,067 --> 00:10:18,227 MET ONLINE TO HOLLYWOOD FOR A 256 00:10:18,233 --> 00:10:21,403 CELEBRITY PROFILE. 257 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:21,900 LOHANTHONY. 258 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:24,470 >> HI, DANIEL. 259 00:10:24,467 --> 00:10:25,767 >> Tosh: CALL ME LEE. 260 00:10:25,767 --> 00:10:28,827 NOT MANY PEOPLE GET TO SEE 261 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:31,533 BEHIND THE SCENES. 262 00:10:31,533 --> 00:10:32,003 LOHANTHONY. 263 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,030 IS THAT YOUR CHRISTIAN NAME? 264 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:33,833 >> YES. 265 00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,033 >> Tosh: HOW'D YOU COME UP WITH 266 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,373 THE NAME? 267 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:41,397 >> I PUT LINDSAY LOHAN MY IDOL 268 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,730 AND MY FRIEND TOGETHER. 269 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:45,103 >> Tosh: SHE TWEETED YOU. 270 00:10:45,100 --> 00:10:46,930 >> THIS HAPPENED. 271 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:48,933 I LOVE YOU LINDSAY BOO. 272 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:50,303 >> Tosh: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL 273 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:51,330 BECOME MORE POPULAR THAN HER? 274 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,833 >> I THINK I ALREADY AM. 275 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:55,073 >> Tosh: WHEN YOU DID START MAKE 276 00:10:55,067 --> 00:10:55,597 VIDEOS? 277 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,030 >> THREE YEARS AGO AND THEY WERE 278 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:57,503 STUPID. 279 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,500 >> Tosh: BUT FUN. 280 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:03,070 >> MY NAME IS MOTHER [BLEEP] 281 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:05,827 FABULOUS 282 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,333 FABULOUS 283 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,803 FABULOUS BITCH. 284 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,100 REMEMBER IT. 285 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,470 >> Tosh: HOW'S YOU LEARN HOW TO 286 00:11:11,467 --> 00:11:12,067 TWERK? 287 00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:24,567 >> LET ME SEE YOU DANCE. 288 00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:27,867 >> Tosh: OKAY, THAT WAS AWKWARD. 289 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:28,427 LOHANTHONY. 290 00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:33,403 THE OTHER DAY I NOTICED #ASK 291 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:34,900 LOHANTHONY WAS TRENDING 292 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:35,400 WORLDWIDE. 293 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,530 TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 294 00:11:37,533 --> 00:11:40,833 >> I LET MY FOLLOWERS ASK ME 295 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,073 QUESTIONS. 296 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,067 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF JUSTIN 297 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:45,627 BEIBER SHOWED UP WITH ROSES I'D 298 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,733 PUSH THE ROSES OUT OF THE WAY 299 00:11:47,733 --> 00:11:49,073 AND [BLEEP] THE [BLEEP] OUT OF 300 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,697 HIM RIGHT THEN AND THERE. 301 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:54,900 >> Tosh: DO YOU THINK IT'S DOES 302 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,300 RESPECTFUL YOU TALK LIKE A BLACK 303 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:56,730 GIRL? 304 00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,373 >> NO, BECAUSE IT'S TRULY WHO I 305 00:11:59,367 --> 00:12:00,167 AM INSIDE. 306 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:09,767 >> Tosh: FAIR ENOUGH. 307 00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:15,227 [LAUGHTER] 308 00:12:15,233 --> 00:12:16,073 >> Tosh: SORRY. 309 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:18,867 >> CALLING ALL THE BASIC 310 00:12:18,867 --> 00:12:19,467 BITCHES. 311 00:12:19,467 --> 00:12:21,227 >> Tosh: CAN YOU TEACH ME HOW TO 312 00:12:21,233 --> 00:12:22,603 CALL ALL THE BASIC BITCHES. 313 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,900 >> LOOK DOWN LIKE THIS AND JUST 314 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,600 SCREAM, CALLING ALL THE BASIC 315 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:27,230 BITCHES. 316 00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:28,403 >> Tosh: CALLING ALL THE BASIC 317 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,100 BITCHES. 318 00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,630 WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE BASIC? 319 00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,303 >> TO BE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 320 00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:35,900 AND NOT BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE 321 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:36,430 INSIDE. 322 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:39,403 >> Tosh: I HATE TO EVEN ASK THIS 323 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,230 QUESTION, LOHANTHONY BUT AM I 324 00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:41,803 BASIC? 325 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:48,630 >> YES. 326 00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:50,503 >> Tosh: THANK YOU, CARLUCCI. 327 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,070 HE'S MY HOUSE BOY. 328 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:54,097 HE'S HAD SOME PLASTIC SURGERY TO 329 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,170 LOOK MORE LIKE ME. 330 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:59,327 >> THIS VIDEO IS A TUTORIAL ON 331 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,073 HOW TO BE A -- 332 00:13:01,067 --> 00:13:05,067 >> Tosh: WHAT MAKES YOU A DIVA? 333 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:06,597 I'M A FEMALE VERSION OF A 334 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,070 HUSTLER. 335 00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:08,727 >> Tosh: LOOKING BACK WHAT WAS 336 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:10,073 THE HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR CAREER? 337 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:13,067 >> FINDING OUT MY VIDEOS HAVE 338 00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:13,797 HELPED PEOPLE. 339 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,100 >> Tosh: BUT HAVE THEY HELPED 340 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:15,600 YOU? 341 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,530 WHO'S HERE TO HELP YOU? 342 00:13:16,533 --> 00:13:17,733 >> YOU. 343 00:13:17,733 --> 00:13:19,603 [LAUGHTER] 344 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,070 >> Tosh: JUST A LITTLE PROMISE. 345 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,397 I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, 346 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:24,970 LOHANTHONY. 347 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:26,567 WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU HAPPY? 348 00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:30,297 >> MY VERY OWN TV SHOW. 349 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:34,130 >> Tosh: COMEDY CENTRAL, 350 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:37,133 LOHANTHONY WANTS A SHOW. 351 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,603 >> SEPTEMBER 17, 2013, FROM 352 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:43,170 COMEDY CENTRAL'S WORLD NEWS 353 00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:45,527 HEADQUARTERS IN NEW YORK THIS IS 354 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,703 THE DAILY SHOW LOHANTHONY. 355 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,430 >> WELCOME TO THE DAILY SHOW 356 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:52,073 LOHANTHONY. 357 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,897 I'M YOUR HOST FILLING IN YOUR 358 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:59,170 JOHN OLIVER FILLING IN FOR JON 359 00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,797 STEWART FILLING IN FOR CRAIG 360 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:06,800 KILBORN WHILE HE MADE BAT 361 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,330 CHOICES. 362 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:17,273 IRANI REFUSES TO DISARM. 363 00:14:17,267 --> 00:14:20,767 HOWARD DEAN SAYS HE'S OPEN FOR 364 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,927 ANOTHER BID FOR PRESIDENT. 365 00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:25,103 IS THAT JIMMY DEAN'S BROTHER? 366 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:28,570 I WOULD VOTE FOR ANYBODY TO GIVE 367 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:31,167 ME FREE BREAKFAST SANDWICHES. 368 00:14:31,167 --> 00:14:33,427 I'M GOING GET FAT. 369 00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:36,933 ANY WAY, BRAZIL, IF I DIDN'T 370 00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:38,933 LOVE GISELLE SO MUCH I'D SAY A 371 00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:41,433 LOT OF MEAN THINGS BUT I'M OVER 372 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:41,803 IT. 373 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,470 NOW FOR THE UNREST IN THE MIDDLE 374 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:52,497 EAST WE GO TO CORRESPONDING SARA 375 00:14:52,500 --> 00:15:00,670 IN TALIB SQUARE. 376 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,667 MY GUEST IS AN AUTHOR OF A BOOK. 377 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:10,867 PLEASE WELCOME DR. STEINBERG 378 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:11,427 BERGSTEIN. 379 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,073 OKAY. 380 00:15:12,067 --> 00:15:15,067 FIRST OFF, WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS 381 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:15,527 THAT? 382 00:15:15,533 --> 00:15:16,973 I SEE MY GRANDMA WITH A DISH RAG 383 00:15:16,967 --> 00:15:19,297 WITH THE SAME PATTERN. 384 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,530 DID YOU GET THAT AT SEARS? 385 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:24,573 THAT'S IT FOR THE DAILY SHOW 386 00:15:24,567 --> 00:15:25,767 LOHANTHONY. 387 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:27,497 NEXT UP IS THE COLBERT REPORT. 388 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,800 WHAT'S UP, STEPHEN? 389 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,930 >> IS THERE NO END TO YOUR 390 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:32,433 SPUNK? 391 00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:34,273 WE'RE TRENDING I'M NOT A 392 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:42,197 BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL. 393 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,400 >> Tosh: IT MIGHT INTEREST YOU 394 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,870 TO KNOW THAT WE HAD TO EXPLAIN 395 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:48,497 TO LOHANTHONY WHAT THE DAILY 396 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,130 SHOW WAS BEFORE WE SHOT THAT. 397 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,473 SINCE HE LEFT I'VE BEEN SUPER 398 00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,227 INTO BLOGGING. 399 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:53,933 HERE'S MY VIDEO. 400 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,703 CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE FOR THE 401 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:56,470 FULL VERSION. 402 00:15:56,467 --> 00:16:00,067 IT'S EXTREMELY SAD. 403 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,867 >> OKAY, RIGHT HERE. 404 00:16:01,867 --> 00:16:03,527 THREE OF THESE. 405 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,803 THESE THINGS ARE NOT CHEAP. 406 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:06,770 $22 A POP. 407 00:16:06,767 --> 00:16:09,797 FUNNY THING IS ONE TIME I WAS 408 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,770 WITH THIS GIRL. 409 00:16:10,767 --> 00:16:12,697 WE WERE GOING TO GO OUT ON ONE 410 00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,630 DATE AND I PICK HER UP AND HER 411 00:16:14,633 --> 00:16:15,633 MAKEUP IS THICK. 412 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:17,073 I'M FREAKED OUT. 413 00:16:17,067 --> 00:16:20,367 SHE SAW I HAD A TUBE IN MY CAR 414 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:22,297 AND SAID WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME A 415 00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:24,330 HAND MASSAGE. 416 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,673 AND I'M LIKE I'M NOT WASTING MY 417 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:27,497 GOOD [BLEEP] DOWN CLOWN FACE. 418 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:32,903 >> LOOK WHO'S AT THE DOOR. 419 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:33,570 PRINCESS. 420 00:16:33,567 --> 00:16:38,927 OPEN IT, OPEN IT, QUICK. 421 00:16:38,933 --> 00:16:41,903 >> THE PRINCESS IS HERE. 422 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,670 >> ROSES? 423 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,927 >> Tosh: HERE'S WHERE YOU NEVER 424 00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,133 MARRY THE BABY VOICE GIRL. 425 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:53,833 >> OH, PRINCESS. 426 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,303 >> Tosh: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL 427 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:58,670 YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS, JENNIFER. 428 00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:00,167 PRINCESSES VACATION IN YACHTS ON 429 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:03,967 THE MEDITERRANEAN NOT IN 430 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,467 AMUSEMENT MARKS IN ANAHEIM. 431 00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:08,297 >> LOOK AT MY FLOWERS. 432 00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,970 >> Tosh: THE POOR, PUSSY WHIPPED 433 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,067 BASTARD THAT'S MARRIED TO YOU 434 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:17,067 WANT THEM TO DIE LIKE THIS 435 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:18,827 RELATIONSHIP. 436 00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,873 >> I GET A SASH? 437 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:25,067 THIS IS MY FANTASTIC PRINCESS 438 00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:25,527 SASH. 439 00:17:25,533 --> 00:17:27,673 >> SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR. 440 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,627 >> I'M NOT A BEAUTY QUEEN. 441 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:33,633 >> LOOKS RIGHT. 442 00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:34,533 >> Tosh: AHA. 443 00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,903 NOW GIVE THAT TO YOUR HUSBAND TO 444 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:40,130 HANG HIMSELF WITH IT. 445 00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:47,073 >> AND HERE'S MY CEPTOR. 446 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:51,597 >> THE ONLY WAY THIS IS WORTH IT 447 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:55,700 IS IF IT ENDS UP IN HER BUTT 448 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:56,270 LATER. 449 00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:56,967 >> WOW. 450 00:17:56,967 --> 00:18:00,627 THAT'S A CROWN. 451 00:18:00,633 --> 00:18:01,803 HOLY-MOLY. 452 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,630 IT CAME ON A PILLOW AND 453 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,273 EVERYTHING. 454 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,667 >> Tosh: GOOD LORD, THIS BITCH 455 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,867 BETTER HAVE CANCER. 456 00:18:06,867 --> 00:18:08,067 PERSONALLY, I DON'T TREAT MY 457 00:18:08,067 --> 00:18:09,397 GIRLFRIEND LIKE A PRINCESS. 458 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,300 I TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN. 459 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,700 NOT JUST ON HER BIRTHDAY, EVERY 460 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,170 DAY. 461 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,197 >> HEY, I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE. 462 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,630 WILL YOU CALL IT REAL QUICK? 463 00:18:18,633 --> 00:18:20,703 >> Tosh: THIS IS MADNESS. 464 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:26,100 I SWEAR THE SWORD OF DRAGON'S 465 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,100 THE QUEEN'S NAME SHALL NEVER BE 466 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,430 SPOKEN AGAIN. 467 00:18:29,433 --> 00:18:29,973 BE GONE. 468 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:32,727 >> FINE. 469 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:35,073 >> Tosh: YOU SPEAK WITH SUCH 470 00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:37,127 DISDAIN THOUGH YOU BEG FOR 471 00:18:37,133 --> 00:18:37,933 MERCY. 472 00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:40,633 WINTER IS COMING. 473 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,173 EVEN THE HEALTHIEST RELATIONSHIP 474 00:18:42,167 --> 00:18:43,567 TAKE A TON OF WORK AND NOW IT'S 475 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,227 TIME FOR THE VIEWER VINE OF THE 476 00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:45,873 WEEK. 477 00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:50,067 IT'S DRUNK MARIO. 478 00:18:50,067 --> 00:18:52,827 [ MARIO THEME MUSIC ] 479 00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:53,933 >> Tosh: DON'T LET HIM GET 480 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,373 BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A KART. 481 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:57,367 YOU KNOW WHO NEVER GOT DRUNK ON 482 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,067 THE CAR? 483 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,227 CASH BANDY COOT. 484 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:00,973 TOTAL PRO. 485 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,927 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 486 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,803 MOUTHING OFF. 487 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,500 51 GREATEST SMART ASSES. 488 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,670 WE'RE SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE 489 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:11,067 BARREL COMEDY CENTRAL. 490 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,167 TIME TO START CANCELLING MORE 491 00:19:12,167 --> 00:19:13,167 SHOWS. 492 00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:22,403 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 493 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,430 >> Tosh: WELCOME BACK. 494 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:24,433 HAVE YOU NOTICED THE SUBTLE 495 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:26,973 DIFFERENCE YET? 496 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:28,827 AND NO, IT'S NOT THIS EPISODE IS 497 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:29,703 EVEN FUNNIER. 498 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,370 NEXT WEEK ON THE SHOW WE CHECK 499 00:19:31,367 --> 00:19:33,927 OUT THE HOOK WHILE THIS DEEJAY 500 00:19:33,933 --> 00:19:34,733 REVOLVES IT. 501 00:19:34,733 --> 00:19:36,603 >> WE NEED TO GET IT UP TO A 502 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:37,070 TEN. 503 00:19:37,067 --> 00:19:38,727 I NEED EVERYBODY IN. 504 00:19:38,733 --> 00:19:41,473 JUMP, JUMP, JUMP. 505 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,397 WE GOT IT AT 9.5. 506 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,400 WE HAVE 0.5 LESS TO GO. 507 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:46,100 LET'S GO. 508 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,470 >> Tosh: EXCLUSIVE CLUB THERE. 509 00:19:47,467 --> 00:19:49,567 OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE AT A 6.5 510 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,967 LET'S BRING IT DOWN A REASONABLE 511 00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:54,127 4. 2 WHILE I DO SELF-PROMOTION. 512 00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,403 FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER TO LIVE 513 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:56,930 CHAT DURING THE SHOW. 514 00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:58,903 NOW IF YOU PREFER YOUR JOKES IN 515 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,470 TEXT FORM CHECK OUT OUR BLOG AT 516 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:02,397 TOSH DOT WHATEVER. 517 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,170 IT'S BEEN RESKINNED. 518 00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:07,067 THAT'S BLOG TALK. 519 00:20:07,067 --> 00:20:09,967 COME SEE ME DO STANDUP COMEDY 520 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,367 USUALLY AT NIGHT AND STAY TUNED 521 00:20:11,367 --> 00:20:15,027 FOR A NEW EPISODE OF 522 00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:18,073 BRICKLEBERRY AND TOMORROW'S 523 00:20:18,067 --> 00:20:19,697 NATIONAL BOOMERANG DAY. 524 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,630 I COMMISSIONED A MAKER TO WHIP 525 00:20:22,633 --> 00:20:23,433 ME UP. 526 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:27,273 A BATCH OF DEADLY BANGS. 527 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,997 I'M CROCODILE DUNDEE. 528 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:35,270 THIS IS A BOOMERANG. 529 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,867 HOP OFF YOU POOF. 530 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:39,067 I GOT HIS LEGS AND FEET BOUND. 531 00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:49,127 THIS SHOULD BE FUN. 532 00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:51,503 THAT BIG ONE CAME FLYING. 533 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,000 >> Tosh: YOU KNOW WHAT GOES GOOD 534 00:20:55,000 --> 00:21:00,130 WITH ANAROO? 535 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:00,733 PUMPERNICKEL. 536 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:01,503 THE GOLD I PHONE IS FOR 537 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,800 PERSIANS. 538 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:12,870 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 539 00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:15,127 EXCITING THING THAT HAS HAPPENED 540 00:21:15,133 --> 00:21:15,973 TO YOU. 541 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:19,167 >> I WENT TO THIS CONVENTION FOR 542 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,827 YOUTUBERS AND IT WAS FUN. 543 00:21:21,833 --> 00:21:22,633 >> Tosh: VITCON? 544 00:21:22,633 --> 00:21:23,603 IN OTHER WORDS. 34060

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