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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:33,003 [ DISCLAIMER ] 2 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,600 [ AUDIENCE GROANING ] 3 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:45,900 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 4 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:48,470 >> Tosh: UM. 5 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:49,727 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU 6 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:54,103 STEP IN BETTY WHITE'S VAGINA. 7 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,730 WELCOME TO "TOSH.0" IT'S OUR 8 00:00:56,733 --> 00:00:58,333 LAST EPISODE BEFORE VACATION AND 9 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:00,403 I PRELAXED INTO MY ROBE. 10 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,100 THEY SAID DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU 11 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,770 WANT NOT THE JOB YOU HAVE AND I 12 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,067 WANT TO BE A DUDE THAT DOESN'T 13 00:01:05,067 --> 00:01:06,067 HAVE A JOB. 14 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,127 TONIGHT, I GIVE YOU THE GREATEST 15 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:11,333 SHOW ON NERF, I GROOM MY AFRICAN 16 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:12,703 COUNTERPART TO HOST A "TOSH.0" 17 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,900 SPINOFF AND I PUT MY LIFE IN THE 18 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:17,470 WORSE HANDS POSSIBLE, YOURS. 19 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:22,597 NOW, I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, I'M NO 20 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,730 PODIATRIST BUT THAT FOOT NEEDS 21 00:01:24,733 --> 00:01:26,973 TO BE SAWED OFF. 22 00:01:26,967 --> 00:01:28,727 MAYBE SHE JUST STEPPED IN 23 00:01:28,733 --> 00:01:29,433 CORNFLAKES. 24 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:32,173 BEFORE YOU WHITTLE IT ALL AWAY, 25 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,927 WHITTLE SOME OVER MY ARUGULA 26 00:01:33,933 --> 00:01:34,433 SALAD. 27 00:01:34,433 --> 00:01:36,503 HEY, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR 28 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:39,600 PEDICURE AT A SHIPYARD TO REMOVE 29 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,930 THOSE BARNACLES. 30 00:01:40,933 --> 00:01:42,403 DID YOU KNOW THAT LETTING YOUR 31 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,470 BABY SLEEP ON ITS STOMACH IS THE 32 00:01:44,467 --> 00:01:46,367 LEADING CAUSE OF SIDS? 33 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,067 >>I THINK WE SHOULD GO AND WAKE 34 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:54,397 HIM UP. 35 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,300 >> THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 36 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,800 >> SOMEBODY GOT VERY VERY WET 37 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:05,670 OVERNIGHT. 38 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,067 LET'S GO. 39 00:02:07,067 --> 00:02:10,427 AND IT LOOKS LIKE YEAH, 40 00:02:10,433 --> 00:02:11,973 SOMEBODY'S GOING TO NEED A 41 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:13,327 DIAPER CHANGE. 42 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:20,873 >> Tosh: KEVI SPACIEY AND HIS 43 00:02:20,867 --> 00:02:21,697 ASSIST AND THE 44 00:02:21,700 --> 00:02:23,630 >> AN INTERESTING RELATIONSHIP. 45 00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:24,903 IMAGINE NEEDING THIS MUCH SET UP 46 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:29,430 AND BACKSTORY TO GET AROUSED. 47 00:02:29,433 --> 00:02:32,133 I DO WANT TO ISSUE A VERBAL 48 00:02:32,133 --> 00:02:34,803 CEASE AND DESIST TO THOSE FREAKS 49 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,300 FOR TRYING TO RIP OFF MY NEW WEB 50 00:02:37,300 --> 00:02:38,970 SERIES. 51 00:02:38,967 --> 00:02:40,467 >> EXCUSE ME, I'M BETWEEN YOU 52 00:02:40,467 --> 00:02:45,427 TWO. 53 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:53,633 GOT A LITTLE ONE COMING TOO. 54 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:54,503 WHEW. 55 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,430 HEY, GUYS, KIDS FLY FREE. 56 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:56,873 OKAY. 57 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:59,127 I'M AN AWFUL FLYER. 58 00:02:59,133 --> 00:03:02,103 HE'S NOT IN PLANE MODE. 59 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:05,070 HEY, THIS GUY'S PHONE'S NOT IN 60 00:03:05,067 --> 00:03:06,327 PLANE MODE. 61 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,533 OH, MAN, I GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC. 62 00:03:08,533 --> 00:03:12,933 >> COME ON. 63 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:14,373 I CAN'T POP MY EARS. 64 00:03:14,367 --> 00:03:15,627 I CAN'T POP MY EARS. 65 00:03:15,633 --> 00:03:17,133 >> THERE DO YOU. 66 00:03:17,133 --> 00:03:19,933 >> HOW LONG'S THE LINE FOR THE 67 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:20,503 BATHROOM? 68 00:03:20,500 --> 00:03:21,170 TOO LATE. 69 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:21,797 I'M [BLEEP]ING. 70 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,930 [BLEEP]ING. 71 00:03:24,933 --> 00:03:26,803 THAT'S ONE BIG ASS BABY. 72 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,230 >> I WAS CRANKY BECAUSE TSA ONLY 73 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:30,873 LETS YOU TAKE THREE OUNCES OF 74 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:32,067 FORMULA THROUGH SECURITY AND 75 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,367 THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR BIG ASS 76 00:03:33,367 --> 00:03:33,897 BABY. 77 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:36,100 OKAY, NO WIFE HAS EVER SAID WAIT 78 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,130 UNTIL YOU SEE MY HUSBAND DANCE, 79 00:03:38,133 --> 00:03:39,833 HE'S AMAZING. 80 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:50,903 [***] 81 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:52,600 >> Tosh: I SEE CHRIS KATTAN IS 82 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,700 KEEPING BUSY. 83 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,500 OKAY, THAT WAS NICE BUT I ASKED 84 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:58,300 FOR MORE WATER. 85 00:03:58,300 --> 00:03:59,700 THIS IS GREAT BUT HE STILL 86 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,830 HASN'T TAKEN OUR ORDER YET. 87 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,233 MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET TO SEE THE 88 00:04:03,233 --> 00:04:05,073 MORNING ROUTINE THAT GOES INTO 89 00:04:05,067 --> 00:04:08,667 MAKING SURE BLACK DON'T CRACK. 90 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:20,167 [***] 91 00:04:20,167 --> 00:04:21,527 >> Tosh: GOOD LUCK USING A 92 00:04:21,533 --> 00:04:22,833 DOORKNOB THE NEXT COUPLE OF 93 00:04:22,833 --> 00:04:23,633 HOURS, SLICK. 94 00:04:23,633 --> 00:04:25,103 HE'S NOT GOING TO BE ASHY AGAIN 95 00:04:25,100 --> 00:04:27,670 FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. 96 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:29,067 TOO BAD MICHAEL JACKSON'S NOT 97 00:04:29,067 --> 00:04:31,067 AROUND TO SEE THIS. 98 00:04:31,067 --> 00:04:32,767 HEY, I'M PRETTY SURE WE ALL GOT 99 00:04:32,767 --> 00:04:35,067 PUT ON A LIST FOR WATCHING THAT 100 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:37,067 BUT IT DID INSPIRE KNOW CREATE 101 00:04:37,067 --> 00:04:40,567 MY LATEST BACK ALLEY ENTERPRISE. 102 00:04:40,567 --> 00:04:41,127 >> FATHER. 103 00:04:41,133 --> 00:04:46,233 >> THANK YOU. 104 00:04:46,233 --> 00:04:48,073 >> Tosh: REMEMBER, FATHER, 105 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:49,097 NOTHING SEXUAL HERE. 106 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:51,670 IT'S JUST A WAY TO GET YOUR 107 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:52,467 FRUSTRATION OUT. 108 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:53,197 ALL RIGHT. 109 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,230 MAKE HIM WORK FOR IT. 110 00:04:56,233 --> 00:04:57,803 WE GOT RAIDED THAT NIGHT BUT 111 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,900 DON'T WORRY, THE FOUR OF THEM 112 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:04,070 WILL BE PREACHING NEXT WEEK. 113 00:05:04,067 --> 00:05:07,397 UNFORTUNATELY WE HAD TO DROWN 114 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,270 THE BOY. 115 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,627 BO PEEP IS GOING TO LOSE HER 116 00:05:10,633 --> 00:05:11,933 [BLEEP] WHEN SHE WATCHES THE 117 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:12,703 NEXT VIDEO. 118 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,070 THE SHEEP GOT CAUGHT TRYING TO 119 00:05:14,067 --> 00:05:15,527 JUMP THE FENCE. 120 00:05:15,533 --> 00:05:18,073 THAT'S EXPLAINS MY SLEEPLESS 121 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:18,527 NIGHTS. 122 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:20,533 I'M SURE THEY'RE GOING TO BANG 123 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:23,903 IT. 124 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:24,430 YEA! 125 00:05:24,433 --> 00:05:26,673 NO! 126 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:30,797 THAT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET YOUR 127 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:36,630 SHEPHERD'S LICENSE REVOKED. 128 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:37,873 HE'S OKAY? 129 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:38,327 GOOD. 130 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:42,203 YOU CAN REPAY HIM BY SHEDDING 131 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:43,400 OUT A NICE SWEATER. 132 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,270 THE SHEEP FELL DOWN A MOUNTAIN 133 00:05:45,267 --> 00:05:46,927 AND WALKED IT OFF. 134 00:05:46,933 --> 00:05:48,503 WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, D. ROSE? 135 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:55,600 WHAT'S NEXT? 136 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,600 WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING 137 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,430 [BLEEP] WITH. 138 00:05:58,433 --> 00:06:00,133 SCREW YOU IRON MAN 3 THE REAL 139 00:06:00,133 --> 00:06:03,833 ACTION HERO OF THE SUMMER IS 140 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:07,103 THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN. 141 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:09,530 A GOOD OLD FASHION NINJA COP 142 00:06:09,533 --> 00:06:10,603 STANDOFF, 50 AGAINST ONE. 143 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,300 THEY BETTER CALL FOR BACKUP. 144 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,800 HE PUTS DOWN HIS NUNCHUCKS 145 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:21,070 BECAUSE HE'S ABOUT TO PAINT HIS 146 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:21,597 MASTERPIECE. 147 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,330 TO BE A NINJA YOU CAN STUDY FOR 148 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,803 YEARS IN THE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS 149 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,530 OR HAVE SOME CRACK. 150 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:28,073 THE ONLY BLACK BELT HE HAS IS 151 00:06:28,067 --> 00:06:30,367 THE ONE HE TIED HIS ARM OFF 152 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:30,867 WITH. 153 00:06:30,867 --> 00:06:32,797 WONDER WHY THE WAR ON DRUGS ARE 154 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,870 TAKING SO LONG? 155 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:35,297 PEOPLE ON THEM PUT UP ONE HELL 156 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,070 OF A FIGHT. 157 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:37,827 BEING A LITTLE ROUGH, FELLAS. 158 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,203 COPS SHOULD KNOW BY NOW NOT TO 159 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,070 DO THIS KINDS OF THING TO BLACK 160 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,227 PEOPLE WHEN THERE'S A CAMERAS. 161 00:06:42,233 --> 00:06:44,633 THEY'RE TRYING TO REBOOT THE 162 00:06:44,633 --> 00:06:45,903 RODNEY KING FRANCHISE? 163 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:46,430 ALL RIGHT. 164 00:06:46,433 --> 00:06:48,103 I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON 165 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,400 HERE BUT I GUARANTEE WHATEVER 166 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,700 CNN REPORTED WAS COMPLETELY 167 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:53,270 WRONG. 168 00:06:53,267 --> 00:06:55,727 UH-OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MUSIC 169 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:56,403 MEANS? 170 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,730 THE NINJA HAS MORE FIGHT IN HIM. 171 00:07:00,733 --> 00:07:06,203 I LIKE HIS INTANGIBLES, POWER, 172 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,470 ELUSIVENESS, CRIMINAL PAST. 173 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:10,567 THE RAVENS ALREADY OFFERED HIM A 174 00:07:10,567 --> 00:07:12,697 $40 MILLION CONTRACT. 175 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:13,970 HOW CONVENIENT THE FOOTAGE IS 176 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,797 MISSING. 177 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,370 JUST SO YOU KNOW, THERE'S NO WAY 178 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:20,097 HE'S IN THE BACK OF THAT 179 00:07:20,100 --> 00:07:21,400 AMBULANCE WHEN THEY GET TO THE 180 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,170 HOSPITAL AND FOR THAT WE THANK 181 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,067 YOU. 182 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:24,227 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BUT FIRST 183 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:26,433 YOU KNOW I CAN'T LEAVE YOU FOR 184 00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:29,603 AN ENTIRE SUMMER WITHOUT GETTING 185 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,370 IN ONE MORE PORCH TIME WITH 186 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:33,827 MEMA. 187 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:36,073 >> TOSH WANTS TO KNOW MY 188 00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:36,967 FAVORITE SHOW. 189 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:39,067 I'VE SEEN EVERY RERUN OVER AND 190 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,897 OVER AND KNOW EVERY LINE LIKE I 191 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,230 KNOW EVERY LINE IN GONE WITH THE 192 00:07:42,233 --> 00:07:42,603 WIND. 193 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,900 I LIKE THE NANNY, I LIKE 194 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:47,070 FRAZIER, I LOVE FRAZIER, I LOVE 195 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:47,927 WILL AND GRACE. 196 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:50,173 I LOVE WILL AND GRACE. 197 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:51,427 AND THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE TV 198 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:58,333 PROGRAMS. 199 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:02,073 >> I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE 200 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:04,667 MOST AWESOME DUNK BY MICHAEL 201 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:05,227 JORDAN. 202 00:08:05,233 --> 00:08:06,073 JUST WATCH AND SEE. 203 00:08:06,067 --> 00:08:20,367 [***] 204 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:24,067 >> THAT'S JUST BEEN MY SLAM 205 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:24,427 DUNK. 206 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:25,373 LITTLE THING, YEAH. 207 00:08:25,367 --> 00:08:29,497 I HOPE YOU LIKED IT. 208 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:31,200 >> Tosh: SHOCKING THE RED HEAD 209 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,600 KID IS GOOD AT INDOOR SPORTS. 210 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,800 THAT'S RYAN AND HE'S THE 211 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:35,130 ORIGINAL FLYING TOMATO. 212 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:38,503 23 YEARS AGO HE LIVED LIFE ABOVE 213 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:42,900 THE PLASTIC RIM AND HAS HIS 214 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,830 HOMEMADE HIGHLIGHT REEL PROVES 215 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,603 HE'S THE GREATEST DUNKER OF ALL 216 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,600 TIME AND MICHAEL JORDAN IS A 217 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,070 DEGENERATE GAMBLER WITH KIDS ALL 218 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:51,967 OVER AMERICA. 219 00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:53,767 I'D RATHER BE LIKE RYAN. 220 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,267 IF YOU CAN'T DUNK YOU'RE 221 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:56,667 MEANINGLESS. 222 00:08:56,667 --> 00:08:58,127 YOU DON'T SEE TOO MANY SNEAKERS 223 00:08:58,133 --> 00:09:01,803 WITH A SILHOUETTE OF LARRY BIRD. 224 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:02,970 POSTERIZING IS IS THE MOST 225 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,597 EMBARRASSING THING YOU CAN DO TO 226 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,600 ANOTHER MAN BUT WE NEED A NEW 227 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,530 TERM YOU DON'T HAVE POSTERS ANY 228 00:09:09,533 --> 00:09:11,203 MORE. 229 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,070 ANIMATED GIFT AND THE REASON I 230 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,497 STILL RESPECT MY DAD IS BECAUSE 231 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,330 I NEVER SAW HIM GET DUNKED ON. 232 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,873 HE'D LAY YOU OUT. 233 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:22,067 ADJUSTABLE RIMS WERE INVENTED SO 234 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:25,227 WHITE GUYS CAN GO TO BLACK GUYS 235 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:27,473 FANTASY CAMPS. 236 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,197 DUNKING IS NOT JUST ABOUT RACE 237 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,300 BUT GENDER. 238 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:31,900 WHEN A WOMAN DUNKS IT'S ON 239 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,330 JEZEBEL FOR A MONTH. 240 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:36,533 TRY IT WITH A REAL BALL AND I'M 241 00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:39,603 SURE HEELS IS CHEATING TOO. 242 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,170 YOU SEE SOME GUY ON THE JAZZ GET 243 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,967 A PERFECT SCORE BECAUSE IT'S 244 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,267 2013 AND EVERYTHING WE DO IS 245 00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:46,127 HASHTAG AMAZING. 246 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,633 I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO EDUCATE 247 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,833 A NEW GENERATION ABOUT HIS 248 00:09:49,833 --> 00:09:51,803 NERFNESS, THE BOY WHO STARTED IT 249 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,870 ALL AND SIMPLY WALKED WAY IN A 250 00:09:54,867 --> 00:09:57,597 TOTALLY ORIGINAL DOCUMENTARY 251 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:06,130 SERIES CALLED 30 FOR 30 POINT-0. 252 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:08,803 BY THE AGE OF 12, RYAN WAS THE 253 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,230 GREATEST NERF HOOP DUNKER THE 254 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:12,333 WORLD HAD EVER SEEN. 255 00:10:12,333 --> 00:10:16,333 BY 13, HE WAS GONE. 256 00:10:16,333 --> 00:10:19,073 AFTER ALMOST 25 YEARS I WANTED 257 00:10:19,067 --> 00:10:20,827 TO UNDERSTAND THE LEGEND THAT 258 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,373 WOULD END YOU HAVE SHAKING EVERY 259 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:26,197 DOORFRAME IN AMERICA. 260 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:28,070 [LAUGHTER] 261 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:30,797 [***] 262 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:31,970 >> Tosh: HOW LONG IT'S BEEN 263 00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:34,067 SINCE THE VIDEO WAS MADE? 264 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,767 >> 23 YEARS NOW. 265 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,097 WINTERS ARE LONG IN MICHIGAN AND 266 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,830 YOU HAVE TIME TO KILL AND I WAS 267 00:10:38,833 --> 00:10:41,533 TRYING TO GET CREATIVE AND I DID 268 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,003 ONE BEHIND THE BACK DUNKS AND 269 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,400 THEN THROW THE BALL BETWEEN MY 270 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,200 LEGS AND BOUNCE OFF THE RIM AND 271 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,600 I'D DUNK IT. 272 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,970 >> Tosh: THEY SAY YOU CAN'T 273 00:10:49,967 --> 00:10:52,027 MEASURE GREATNESS BUT I THINK 274 00:10:52,033 --> 00:10:55,403 YOU CAN AND HE WAS 5'5". 275 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,800 >> HE WAS THE GREATEST NERF 276 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,100 DUNKER IN HISTORY AND ONLY 277 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:01,330 MAKING $10 A WEEK IN ALLOWANCE. 278 00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,073 >> Tosh: HOW LONG WERE YOU WHEN 279 00:11:03,067 --> 00:11:04,427 YOU MADE THE VIDEO? 280 00:11:04,433 --> 00:11:06,403 >> 12 OR 13. 281 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,500 >> Tosh: HOW TALL ARE YOU? 282 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:11,070 >> 5'3". 283 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:12,567 >> I SHATTERED BACKBOARDS BUT 284 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,267 WHAT HE DID WAS OUT OF THIS 285 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:14,727 WORLD. 286 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,833 >> I TRIED TO STEAL EVERY MOVE 287 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,603 HE HAD. 288 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,730 >> HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE 289 00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:24,233 1989 DUNK CONTEST BUT HE HAD A 290 00:11:24,233 --> 00:11:25,503 SOCIAL STUDIES TEST. 291 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,400 >> JORDAN PUT OUT VIDEOS AND I 292 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,630 WANTED TO MAKE MY OWN. 293 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,173 >> Tosh: AN UNDERGROUND STREET 294 00:11:31,167 --> 00:11:32,067 TAPE. 295 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,767 >> YEAH. 296 00:11:32,767 --> 00:11:34,797 >> Tosh: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR 297 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,230 HAIR. 298 00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,533 WHAT YOU THINK WOULD HOLD YOU 299 00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:38,973 BACK MORE, BEING WHITE OR 300 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:39,597 RED-HEADED? 301 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,400 >> PROBABLY RED-HEADED. 302 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,600 >> JORDAN SHAVE HIS HEAD BECAUSE 303 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,370 HE WAS GROWING BALD BUT HE 304 00:11:45,367 --> 00:11:48,067 COULDN'T GROW A BIG CURLY RED 305 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:48,497 AFRO. 306 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,870 >> THERE'S NOT A KID WHO DIDN'T 307 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,597 TUCK HIS SHIRT INTO HIS SWEAT 308 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,970 PANTS TO IMITATE RYAN. 309 00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:56,427 >> AND RUSSEL WESTBROOK FLATOUT 310 00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:58,733 STOLE RYAN'S LOOK WEARING THE 311 00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:04,373 BIG ASS SALLY JESSE RAFAEL 312 00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:04,767 GLASSES. 313 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:06,067 >> Tosh: WAS IT THE HAPPIEST 314 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:07,067 TIME OF YOUR LIFE? 315 00:12:07,067 --> 00:12:07,727 >> IT WAS GOOD. 316 00:12:07,733 --> 00:12:10,503 >> THE REASON IT'S CALLED 317 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,970 DOMINICK THE HIGHLIGHT FILM 318 00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,367 BECAUSE WHAT HE WAS WAS NOT 319 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:14,797 HUMAN. 320 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,100 >> TALK ABOUT THE DRUGS. 321 00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:19,800 >> THERE WERE RUMORS OF RIM 322 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,430 LOWERING AND MOUNTAIN DEW 323 00:12:23,433 --> 00:12:26,473 ADDICTION BUT THAT'S SILLY. 324 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:27,897 >> Tosh: WHY DID YOU QUIT NERF 325 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:28,670 BASKETBALL. 326 00:12:28,667 --> 00:12:30,827 >> I HAD A RARE DISEASE. 327 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,403 IT'S NAMED AFTER THE DOCTOR WHO 328 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,370 DEVELOPED IT. 329 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,127 >> IT IS VERY SERIOUS. 330 00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:38,503 >> I AGREE. 331 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:41,730 >> HE DIDN'T TOUCH A NERF BALL 332 00:12:41,733 --> 00:12:45,173 IN YEARS AND SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON 333 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:49,497 THE '92 DREAM TEAM. 334 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,900 >> THINK THEY WANTED TO CAST A 335 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,070 JUMP SHOOTER? 336 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:55,297 NO, HE WANTED RYAN AND THE NERF 337 00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:56,230 BASKETBALL JESUS. 338 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,073 HE WAS GROUNDED THAT WEEK AND 339 00:12:58,067 --> 00:13:04,097 COULDN'T DO THE MOVIE SO IT WON 340 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:04,800 OSCARS. 341 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,370 >> Tosh: WHAT WOULD YOU TELL THE 342 00:13:06,367 --> 00:13:08,827 12-YEAR-OLD VERSION OF YOURSELF? 343 00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:09,733 >> NOT MUCH. 344 00:13:09,733 --> 00:13:12,303 I DID IT RIGHT AND HAD FUN. 345 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,570 >> Tosh: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE 346 00:13:13,567 --> 00:13:14,497 WHITE DUNKER? 347 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:20,900 >> ONLY ONE I REMEMBER IS CHUCK 348 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:21,570 NEMIT. 349 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:23,197 >> Tosh: HE DID HALF OF BLAKE 350 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:23,670 GRIFFIN. 351 00:13:23,667 --> 00:13:26,197 WE HAVE TO CLAIM IT. 352 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:28,070 >> WE ALL WANTED TO CARRY THE 353 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:29,267 NERF BALL LIKE RYAN. 354 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,227 HE WAS SO GOOD. 355 00:13:31,233 --> 00:13:34,073 HE HAD ALL THE GIRLS. 356 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:38,697 >> HIS FIFTH-GRADE GIRL WAS ON 357 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,070 THE BASKETBALL WIVES. 358 00:13:40,067 --> 00:13:41,597 >> Tosh: WHAT DO YOU DO NOW? 359 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,370 >> WORK FOR A PLASTICS COMPANY. 360 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:45,697 >> Tosh: MARRIED? 361 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,730 >> YES. 362 00:13:46,733 --> 00:13:48,173 I'VE KNOWN HER SINCE THIRD 363 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:48,827 GRADE. 364 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:49,733 >> Tosh: DID SHE FALL IN LOVE 365 00:13:49,733 --> 00:13:50,703 YOU WITH BECAUSE OF THE 366 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,270 BASKETBALL VIDEOS? 367 00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:54,297 >> SHE KNEW THAT BASEMENT PRETTY 368 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:54,870 WELL. 369 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,297 >> Tosh: DID YOU MAKE OTHER 370 00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:57,200 VIDEOS DOWN THERE? 371 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:58,500 >> THERE'S TWO THINGS I KEEP IN 372 00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,730 MY POCKET, MY WALLET AND 373 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,873 AUTOGRAPHED NERF BASKETBALL BY 374 00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:04,327 RYAN. 375 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,703 I HOPE IT'S HIM. 376 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,330 IT'S HARD TO WRITE IN FOAM. 377 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,173 >> Tosh: DID YOU RAISE THE BAR 378 00:14:09,167 --> 00:14:10,827 TOO HIGH FOR WHITE KIDS IN THEIR 379 00:14:10,833 --> 00:14:11,433 BASEMENT? 380 00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:13,103 >> I KEPT IT LOW. 381 00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:14,570 >> Tosh: 6'6" ISN'T LOW. 382 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:15,567 THANKS A LOT. 383 00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:18,067 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE AND 384 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:18,967 BEAUTIFUL WIFE. 385 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:21,427 >> RYAN WAS A COOL DUDE THAT DID 386 00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:24,903 NOT COMPLAIN WHEN IT RAINED. 387 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,400 >> HE WAS THE ULTIMATE TREND 388 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:27,900 SETTER. 389 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,470 >> BEFORE HE CAME ALONG IT WAS 390 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:31,497 JUST FREE THROWS. 391 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:34,370 >> IT'S A FOUR-DOLLAR PIECE OF 392 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:34,897 [BLEEP]. 393 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,270 IT SURVIVED BECAUSE OF RYAN. 394 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:38,467 >> Tosh: RYAN, I CAN'T HELP BUT 395 00:14:38,467 --> 00:14:40,067 NOTICE YOU HAVE A GOAL SET UP. 396 00:14:40,067 --> 00:14:41,627 DO YOU HAVE ONE IN THE TANK? 397 00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:42,873 I'D LOVE TO SEE IT. 398 00:14:42,867 --> 00:14:48,197 >> SURE. 399 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,500 ONE, TWO, THREE -- 400 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,600 >> Tosh: I THOUGHT I'D SEEN IT 401 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,270 ALL. 402 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,067 EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT HIM IS 403 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,767 TRUE. 404 00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,327 THE LEGEND OF RYAN WILL NEVER 405 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,773 DIE. 406 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:17,067 [***] 407 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,567 >> GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF MY 408 00:15:20,567 --> 00:15:23,397 HOUSE. 409 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:23,930 [APPLAUSE] 410 00:15:23,933 --> 00:15:24,173 . 411 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,167 >> HE'S STILL THE BEST. 412 00:15:25,167 --> 00:15:27,067 >> Tosh: I'D LIKE TO THANK THE 413 00:15:27,067 --> 00:15:28,297 NBA FOR THEIR HELP WITH THAT 414 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:30,600 PIECE AND FIXING AT LEAST TEN 415 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,130 PLAYOFF GAMES THIS YEAR. 416 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:33,303 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BUT FIRST 417 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,970 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED IN THERE, 418 00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:36,627 HONEY, CAN YOU GRAB ME A COLD 419 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:52,633 ONE? 420 00:15:52,633 --> 00:16:26,503 [ AUDIENCE GROANING ] 421 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,270 [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 422 00:16:29,267 --> 00:16:30,867 >> OH, MY GOD. 423 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:35,827 YOU GOT ALL THESE COBRAS. 424 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,073 >> HE HAS THE BIGGEST BALLS 425 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:38,497 EVER. 426 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:41,300 NOT LIKE HUMAN BALLS. 427 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,830 NO AMOUNT OF MONEY WILL EVER 428 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,673 MAKE ME DO THIS JOKE. 429 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:47,297 [BLEEP]. 430 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:49,070 >> Tosh: BLACK PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY 431 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,297 TO STEAL MY STUFF. 432 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,800 SHAQ'S GOT A SHOW ABOUT INTERNET 433 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,830 VIDEOS, CONAN O'BRIEN'S ONE 434 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:56,173 BLACK FRIEND IS HOSTING ONE THIS 435 00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:57,797 SUMMER AND NOW THIS GUY? 436 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,700 I SAY LET'S MAKE HIM THE HOST OF 437 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,370 THE OFFICIAL "TOSH.0" SPINOFF 438 00:17:02,367 --> 00:17:04,067 AND BEFORE I HANDOVER THE KEYS 439 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,727 TO THE KINGDOM I NEED TO PUT HIM 440 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,703 THROUGH HIS PACES. 441 00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,400 FOR SOME REASON PUKING HAS 442 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,130 BECOME A BIG PART OF THIS SHOW 443 00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,873 AND A THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO 444 00:17:11,867 --> 00:17:14,327 GET HIS RAW, RAZOR-SHARP 445 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,503 COMMENTARY ON THE BEST PUKE 446 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,170 VIDEO WE'VE FOUND IN DAYS. 447 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,667 >> DANIEL, THIS IS FOR YOUR 448 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:20,367 SPINOFF SHOW. 449 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:28,367 LET'S GO. 450 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:38,397 [ AUDIENCE GROANING ] 451 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,100 >> WHAT THE [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 452 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,070 [BLEEP] [BLEEP]. 453 00:17:42,067 --> 00:17:42,527 [BLEEP]. 454 00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:51,473 I THINK I'M GOING THROW UP. 455 00:17:51,467 --> 00:18:04,427 [ AUDIENCE GROANING ] 456 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,603 >> Tosh: HE DIDN'T MAKE A SINGLE 457 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,330 JOKE DURING THE VIDEO. 458 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,373 MAYBE HIS HOSTING SKILLS ARE 459 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:14,227 BETTER SUITED OR MTV. 460 00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:24,303 HERE'S THIS WEEK'S WINNER. 461 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:30,830 [ FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] 462 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,400 >> Tosh: SASHA, WHY YOU PLAYING 463 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,770 FOOTBALL ON A BASKETBALL COURT? 464 00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,267 THAT'S GROSS. 465 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:40,627 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE 466 00:18:40,633 --> 00:18:42,503 UGLY AMERICANS. 467 00:18:55,533 --> 00:18:57,973 >> Tosh: WELL, WELCOME BACK. 468 00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,597 I WAS EXPOSING TO THE AUDIENCE 469 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,900 MY CASHMERE BOXERS. 470 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:02,100 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DETAILS. 471 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,370 NEXT WEEK ON THE SHOW WE FINALLY 472 00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:05,497 GOT HIM, THE STAR WARS KID. 473 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:09,130 NOT ONLY THAT MY GOOD FRIEND AND 474 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,233 MENTOR GEORGE LUCAS WILL BE 475 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,103 HOSTING THE ENTIRE WEB 476 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:13,900 REDEMPTION. 477 00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:16,970 FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND KEEP UP 478 00:19:16,967 --> 00:19:20,527 ON OUR BLOG AND SEE ME ON THE 479 00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:23,233 JUNE GLOOM TOUR WITH JARROD 480 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:23,803 CARMICHAEL. 481 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,130 >> I'M JARROD CARMICHAEL. 482 00:19:25,133 --> 00:19:26,973 >> I'M JARROD CARMICHAEL. 483 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:29,067 >> I'M JARROD CARMICHAEL. 484 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,227 >> I'M JARROD CARMICHAEL. 485 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,573 >> Tosh: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN 486 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,897 TRYING TO TELL YOU. 487 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:36,700 WE ARE ALL JARROD CARMICHAEL. 488 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,100 UNFORTUNATELY, LIKE A LOT OF 489 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,370 YOU, JARROD GOT SICK AND TIRED 490 00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:41,567 OF THAT SHOW EVERY WEEK AND 491 00:19:41,567 --> 00:19:42,097 CANCELLED. 492 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:46,630 HE'LL BE REPLACED BY AN ACOUSTIC 493 00:19:46,633 --> 00:19:47,233 GUITARIST. 494 00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:49,073 I MAY WANT TO BRING THE CHARLES 495 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:50,297 RAMSEY FELLOW FROM CLEVELAND. 496 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,270 HE SEEMS LIKE A HOOT AND I'VE 497 00:19:52,267 --> 00:19:55,897 ADDED NEW DATES IN SEATTLE IN 498 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,370 SEPTEMBER AND DENVER AND FINALLY 499 00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:00,427 SOME OF YOU KNOW THERE'S A 500 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,603 COUNTDOWN CLOCK BY GROUNDHOG DAY 501 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,830 REFERENCING THE LIFE OF A ROAD 502 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,503 COMIC IS REPETITIVE AND THERE'S 503 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,100 SPECULATION TO WHAT HAPPENS IN 504 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,400 14 DAYS. 505 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:16,700 EVEN THE SCHOLARS AT WIKIPEDIA 506 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,170 GOT IT WRONG AND A MOCKED EVERY 507 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:23,467 IN SHOWHBIZ THAT SETS GOALS. 508 00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:26,167 LIKE WHEN A PRE-FAMOUS JIM 509 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:31,227 CARREY WROTE HIMSELF A $10 510 00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:32,733 MILLION CHECK AND PROMISED 511 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:34,173 HIMSELF TO CHECK IT ONE DAY AND 512 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,597 I GAVE MYSELF TEN YEARS TO 513 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,430 REALLY MAKE IT AS A COMEDIAN OR 514 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,033 I'LL PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD. 515 00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:42,703 NOW IT WOULD BE ARROGANT FOR 516 00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,300 KNOW DECIDE IF I'VE MADE JUST DO 517 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:49,630 ME A FAVOR, GO TO OUR BLOG AND 518 00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:50,873 VOTE WHETHER I'M FAMOUS ENOUGH 519 00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:51,897 OR KILL MYSELF. 520 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,400 POLLS STAY OPEN UNTIL THE CLOCK 521 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:54,930 EXPIRES. 522 00:20:54,933 --> 00:20:56,503 AT THAT POINT I'LL BE LEGALLY 523 00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,270 BOUND TO GO THROUGH WHATEVER YOU 524 00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,697 DECIDE SO PLEASE VOTE 525 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:00,470 RESPONSIBLY. 526 00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,097 ALL RIGHT. 527 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:02,230 WE'VE HAD A GOOD RUN BUT I THINK 528 00:21:02,233 --> 00:21:03,503 IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKE A 529 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:03,930 BREAK. 530 00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:04,933 IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU. 531 00:21:04,933 --> 00:21:17,073 GOOD NIGHT. 532 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,327 >> Tosh: HOW MANY DUNKS HAVE 533 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:21,473 HAPPENED IN A GAME IN THE WNBA. 534 00:21:21,467 --> 00:21:24,127 >> PROBABLY FOUR OR FIVE 535 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:24,873 HUNDRED. 536 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:26,067 >> Tosh: THEY'VE HAD SIX DUNKS 537 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:27,827 AND THREE OF THEM WERE IN AN 33760

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