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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:22,470 [ DISCLAIMER ] 2 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,897 >> IT'S COMING DOWN THE HILL. 3 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,600 LOOK AT THEM SONS OF BITCHES. 4 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:27,730 >> THEY'RE GOING DIE. 5 00:00:27,733 --> 00:00:30,533 >> TONY'S ON THE WALKING LANE. 6 00:00:30,533 --> 00:00:31,373 >> HE'S GONNA DIE. 7 00:00:31,367 --> 00:00:36,627 [LAUGHTER] 8 00:00:36,633 --> 00:00:48,833 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 9 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:51,003 >> Tosh: AH, THE IRAQ WAR VETS 10 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,400 ARE JUST HAPPY TO BE HOME. 11 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:56,300 WELCOME TO "TOSH.0." 12 00:00:56,300 --> 00:01:01,370 IT'S NOT 80s I'M JUST A STAND UP 13 00:01:01,367 --> 00:01:03,467 COMIC IN A BLAZER. 14 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:07,567 AND THEY'RE BOTH CASHMERE LATER 15 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,827 INTRODUCE YOU TO THE MOST INSANE 16 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:12,603 PERSON AND MULL OVER YOUR PROM 17 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,430 INVITATION AND SPOIL THE SUMMER 18 00:01:14,433 --> 00:01:15,673 BLOCKBUSTER AND NOW LET'S SEE 19 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,097 THAT GUY GET PUNISHED FOR MOCK 20 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,170 HANDICAPPED PEOPLE AGAIN. 21 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:20,897 I ALWAYS SAID IF YOU DON'T NEED 22 00:01:20,900 --> 00:01:22,270 TO BE IN ONE WHEELCHAIRS ARE 23 00:01:22,267 --> 00:01:30,497 PRETTY FUN. 24 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:32,070 THEY SAID HE'D NEVER WALK AGAIN 25 00:01:32,067 --> 00:01:33,397 BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING 26 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,100 ABOUT ONE AND A HALF WITH A 27 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:37,100 TWIST. 28 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,830 NEXT, SOME WOMEN ARE JUST MEANT 29 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:42,703 TO BE MOTHERS. 30 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,530 [ ARGUING ] 31 00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:46,073 >> Tosh: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND 32 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:47,797 STARE OUT THE WINDOW LIKE 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:49,200 MISERABLE BUS PASSENGERS ARE 34 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,800 SUPPOSED TO. 35 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:53,970 NICE TOSS. 36 00:01:53,967 --> 00:01:56,067 SHE'D BE GOOD IN THE NEW CHIP 37 00:01:56,067 --> 00:01:57,567 KELLEY SPREAD OPTION OFFENSE. 38 00:01:57,567 --> 00:01:58,767 NEVER THROW YOUR BABY WHEN YOU 39 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:01,727 CAN USE IT AS A HUMAN SHIELD. 40 00:02:01,733 --> 00:02:03,373 BETTER OFF IF THE STRANGER KEEPS 41 00:02:03,367 --> 00:02:04,327 THE KID ANYWAY. 42 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,273 THAT REMINDS ME I NEED MY 43 00:02:06,267 --> 00:02:07,967 ASSISTANT TO SEND MY MOM 44 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:10,367 SOMETHING FOR MOTHER'S DAY. 45 00:02:10,367 --> 00:02:14,427 UNDER AHUNDRED DOLLARS, PLEASE. 46 00:02:14,433 --> 00:02:16,733 INDIA DISNEY SUCKS BUT IT DOES 47 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:19,603 HAVE A TINY CARBON FOOTPRINT. 48 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,970 I FORGOT THE REST OF THE PLAN ET 49 00:02:22,967 --> 00:02:25,197 IS STILL MANUALLY OPERATED. 50 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,730 THAT RIDE HAS GONE NINE STRAIGHT 51 00:02:26,733 --> 00:02:27,803 DAYS WITHOUT A DEATH AND THE 52 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,070 DEATH MIGHT HAVE BEEN FROM 53 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:30,667 STARVATION. 54 00:02:30,667 --> 00:02:32,067 A SEASON PASS ONLY COSTS SEVEN 55 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:34,727 CHICKENS IF YOU BRING IN A 56 00:02:34,733 --> 00:02:36,773 TWO-LITER BOTTLE OF PEPSI. 57 00:02:36,767 --> 00:02:39,497 JUST LIKE THE WORLD, MEN MAKE IT 58 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,530 GO ROUND WHILE WOMEN EAT AND 59 00:02:41,533 --> 00:02:41,973 COMPLAIN. 60 00:02:41,967 --> 00:02:45,767 [LAUGHTER] 61 00:02:45,767 --> 00:02:48,427 STILL LIGHT YEARS AHEAD OF THE 62 00:02:48,433 --> 00:02:49,733 TUSCALOOSA COUNTY FAIR. 63 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:51,533 THEY JUST HAVE THREE HORSES 64 00:02:51,533 --> 00:02:53,073 YOU'RE ALLOWED TO [BLEEP]. 65 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:55,427 ANYTHING CAN BE MADE INTO AN 66 00:02:55,433 --> 00:03:00,603 AMUSEMENT PARK WITH A LITTLE 67 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,300 INGENUITY. 68 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:03,170 EVEN YOUR OFFICE CAN BE MADE 69 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:04,897 INTO A THRILL RIDE. 70 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:09,070 >> VIOLENTLY SIT HIM IN A 71 00:03:09,067 --> 00:03:09,427 CIRCLE. 72 00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:10,103 SIT DOWN. 73 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,500 DON'T CATCH UP TO THE PERSON IN 74 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:12,370 FRONT OF YOU. 75 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:14,497 WE ALSO MADE A TOWER OF TERROR 76 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,400 WHERE I CRAM THE EXECUTIVES FROM 77 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,230 COMEDY CENTRAL FROM A BOX AND A 78 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:19,303 SHOVE THEM OFF THE ROOF. 79 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,430 ALL RIGHT, COME ON GUYS. 80 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:22,933 HOW MANY FIRE VIDEOS DO I HAVE 81 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:24,473 TO SHOW YOU BEFORE YOU REALIZE 82 00:03:24,467 --> 00:03:30,867 IT'S DANGEROUS. 83 00:03:30,867 --> 00:03:34,297 I PRAY THOSE ARE THE TWO [BLEEP] 84 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,070 THAT BROUGHT THEIR GUITARS. 85 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:38,297 ONE OF THEM HAS A MARSHMALLOW IN 86 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,430 HIS POCKET THE OTHER HAS 87 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,103 CHOCOLATE. 88 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:44,070 QUICK, SMOTHER THEM IN GRAM 89 00:03:44,067 --> 00:03:44,597 CRACKERS. 90 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,970 IS THERE ANYTHING WORSE THAN 91 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:49,297 DATING A CAT PERSON? 92 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,200 I GET IT. 93 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:53,370 FROST THE FLAKES ARE GREAT. 94 00:03:53,367 --> 00:04:01,697 NOW QUIT HOGGING THE COVERS. 95 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,100 HE HOLLERED. 96 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,070 TECHNICALLY HAVE YOU TO LET HIM 97 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:08,767 GO. 98 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:14,927 ARE THE DOGS PETS OR BREAKFAST? 99 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:15,633 BIG DEAL. 100 00:04:15,633 --> 00:04:17,573 I SLEPT NEXT TO SOMETHING THAT 101 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:28,227 WAS WAY MORE RISKY. 102 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:30,433 I HAD TO BLUR THAT CELEBRITY'S 103 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:31,803 FACE BECAUSE THE DAY AFTER WE 104 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,100 SHOT THAT SHE DECIDED SHE 105 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:35,100 DOESN'T WANT TO BE MOCKED IN MY 106 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:35,770 TWO-SECOND BIT. 107 00:04:35,767 --> 00:04:38,697 I CAN'T SAY IS WHO IT WAS BUT 108 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:41,600 LEGALLY YOU'RE ALLOWED TO GUESS, 109 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,600 WAS IT COURTNEY LOVE OR THE 110 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,630 QUEEN OF ENGLAND? 111 00:04:46,633 --> 00:04:51,433 WHAT'S NEXT? 112 00:04:51,433 --> 00:04:53,073 IF YOU'RE DOUGHY AND YOU KNOW IT 113 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:54,867 CLAP YOUR HANDS. 114 00:04:54,867 --> 00:04:56,397 NOW, LET'S WATCH WHAT I'M SURE 115 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,330 WILL BE A REMARKABLE ATHLETIC 116 00:04:58,333 --> 00:04:59,533 ACHIEVEMENT IN THIS WEEK'S 117 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:03,133 BREAKDOWN. 118 00:05:03,133 --> 00:05:04,973 LOOK AT THAT CAPACITY CROWD. 119 00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,427 THEY MUST HAVE DOUBLE BOOKED IT 120 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:08,403 WITH AN AA MEETING. 121 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,770 THIS IS DEPRESSING. 122 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,467 THERE'S NO WAY. 123 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:14,167 I'M NOT SURE WHY HE'S DRESSED 124 00:05:14,167 --> 00:05:18,767 LIKE KRISTI YAMAGUCHI. 125 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:20,767 DAYMAN, AH. 126 00:05:20,767 --> 00:05:22,697 WEARING THAT ONESIE TAKES HUGE 127 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:24,470 BALLS BUT I CAN KIND OF MAKE HIS 128 00:05:24,467 --> 00:05:27,427 OUT AND THEY SEEM NORMAL TO ME. 129 00:05:27,433 --> 00:05:29,103 SOMEONE TELL HIM IT'S NOT OKAY 130 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:30,400 TO START YOUR OWN SLOW CAP. 131 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,970 IT'S LIKE BAKING YOUR OWN 132 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:33,797 BIRTHDAY CAKE. 133 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,670 DON'T FORGET TO WISH FOR FRIENDS 134 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:39,367 WHEN YOU BLOW OUT YOUR CANDLES 135 00:05:39,367 --> 00:05:39,927 LOSER. 136 00:05:39,933 --> 00:05:41,173 WITH SO MUCH BUILD UP IMAGINE 137 00:05:41,167 --> 00:05:42,767 HOW EMBARRASSING IT WILL BE IF 138 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:47,397 HE DOESN'T DELIVER. 139 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:52,130 THAT LAST CLAP WAS AS A TENDON 140 00:05:52,133 --> 00:05:53,303 POPPING. 141 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:56,600 TURNS OUT HIS ACHILLES HEEL WAS 142 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,730 HIS ACHILLES HEEL. 143 00:05:59,733 --> 00:06:04,333 UNLESS WAS GOING TO LIMBO THAT'S 144 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,073 WHAT HAPPENS. 145 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:06,367 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE 146 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,927 ON ZAPPOS TO LOOK FOR A POWER 147 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:11,303 RANGERS OUTFIT AND THAT WAS HIS 148 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,770 PERSONAL BEST AND NO ONE WILL 149 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:14,527 EVER SEE IT AND FOR THIS WE 150 00:06:14,533 --> 00:06:15,673 THANK YOU. 151 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,797 I'LL BE READY TO MINGLE WITH 152 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,500 THIS CANADIAN CROONER WEN WE GET 153 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:20,970 BACK. 154 00:06:20,967 --> 00:06:23,697 FIRST, AWFUL NEWS, RUSSIA HAS 155 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,630 DEVELOPED A VERY DANGEROUS NOT 156 00:06:25,633 --> 00:06:37,203 ROCKET LAUNCHER. 157 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:43,400 [***] 158 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,670 * YOU'RE READY TO MINGLE * 159 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:48,867 * I'M READY TO ROLL * 160 00:06:48,867 --> 00:06:52,897 * UP AND DOWN YOUR BODY, BABY * 161 00:06:52,900 --> 00:06:58,770 * ALL THE WAY HOME * 162 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:01,227 >> Tosh: WHAT A BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 163 00:07:01,233 --> 00:07:03,403 TURNS YOUR CHAIR, USHER. 164 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:07,500 THAT'S UNSETTLING SINGER 165 00:07:07,500 --> 00:07:09,200 SONGWRITERER'S TONY AND HIS 166 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,400 PIECE MADE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE 167 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:15,200 YOU'RE IN FOR A BUMPY RIDE HE 168 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,470 LOADED VIDEOS AND IF WASN'T FOR 169 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:19,767 WILMER VALDERAMA HE'D BE THE 170 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:21,097 CREEPIEST PERSON ON THE 171 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,270 INTERNET.IN THE OLD DAYS HE'D BE 172 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,197 CAST OUT FROM SOCIETY WITH THE 173 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:25,830 IMPLIED AGREEMENT THEY'D COMMIT 174 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,403 SUICIDE. 175 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,270 IT'S HARD TO SPOT A CREEP NOW 176 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:30,727 BECAUSE SO MANY ARE HIPSTERS. 177 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:31,933 THEY TAKE SECRET TRIPS TO 178 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:35,173 THAILAND OR JUST HAVE A MUSTACHE 179 00:07:35,167 --> 00:07:37,927 AND WEAR IRONIC OUTFITS FROM 180 00:07:37,933 --> 00:07:39,903 URBAN OUTFITTERS. 181 00:07:39,900 --> 00:07:45,530 I'M ALL FOR PUTTING PEOPLE ON 182 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:49,303 CREEPY LISTS BUT YOU HAVE TO PUT 183 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,430 IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN A REFEREE OR 184 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:56,403 KEPT A TOOTH PICK IN YOUR MOUTH. 185 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:01,270 DUDES FROM THE 1950'S THAT GOT 186 00:08:01,267 --> 00:08:02,527 CAUGHT THUMBING THROUGH GRAINY 187 00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:04,073 PICTURES OF BABIES GOT MURDERED 188 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,627 ON THE SPOT. 189 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:09,073 WHO CARES IF A GUY HAS AN ALTER 190 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:13,497 EGO AND LIKES TO TUCK HIS WEENIE 191 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,470 DANCE AROUND. 192 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:19,927 I LIKE "TOSH.0" FOR LETTING 193 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:23,173 ANYONE WHO WANT TO LET THEIR 194 00:08:23,167 --> 00:08:26,897 FREAK FLAG FLY AND I INVITED HIM 195 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:31,470 TO HOLLYWOOD FOR THE WEEK'S 196 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:32,197 CE-WEB-RITY. 197 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,070 WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH IDEAS 198 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:33,827 FOR VIDEOS. 199 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,933 >> WHEN I TAKE SHOWERS I THANK 200 00:08:35,933 --> 00:08:38,533 TUNE AND I GET INSPIRED WHEN I'M 201 00:08:38,533 --> 00:08:39,533 SINGING IN THE SHOWER. 202 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:40,703 >> Tosh: HOW MANY VIDEOS HAVE 203 00:08:40,700 --> 00:08:44,270 YOU MADE? 204 00:08:44,267 --> 00:08:46,667 I HAVEN'T SEEN ANY OF THESE. 205 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:48,097 SOMEBODY BRING ME AN iPAD SO I 206 00:08:48,100 --> 00:09:11,300 CAN WATCH THESE. 207 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:14,300 >> Tosh: TONY, I HAVE SEEN THE 208 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:15,170 CREEPIEST [BLEEP] ON THE 209 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:16,227 INTERNET AND LET ME TELL YOU 210 00:09:16,233 --> 00:09:17,203 THAT IS UP THERE. 211 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,900 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 212 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:21,800 >> FEBRUARY 17th I'LL BE 64. 213 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,200 >> Tosh: WHAT DO YOU DO TO STAY 214 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,070 IN SHAPE? 215 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:26,527 >> MOSTLY MASTURBATE. 216 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:30,403 >> Tosh: JUST MASTURBATE? 217 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,970 I KNOW MY BODY WON'T LOOK THAT 218 00:09:32,967 --> 00:09:35,467 GOOD WHEN I'M 64.5. 219 00:09:35,467 --> 00:09:41,227 >> AND I FINISHED DOING 220 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:42,073 PUSH-UPS. 221 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:43,827 I STILL WANT A GIRL FIGURE. 222 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:44,673 WE ARE BOTH. 223 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,067 >> Tosh: PHYSICALLY? 224 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,167 >> MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY. 225 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:49,467 LOOK AT THESE LEGS. 226 00:09:49,467 --> 00:09:50,567 >> Tosh: THEY'RE GOOD LEGS. 227 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,067 >> YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT HAIR? 228 00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:53,327 >> Tosh: YOU DON'T SHAVE? 229 00:09:53,333 --> 00:09:55,133 >> NO, IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS. 230 00:09:55,133 --> 00:09:56,573 >> Tosh: DID IT AFFECT YOU 231 00:09:56,567 --> 00:09:57,327 GROWING UP? 232 00:09:57,333 --> 00:09:59,773 >> NO, IT MADE ME HAIRLESS. 233 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:02,097 >> Tosh: ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL. 234 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:02,900 >> I'M BI. 235 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,770 WE ALL HAVE THAT'S OPTION. 236 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:05,727 EVEN YOU. 237 00:10:05,733 --> 00:10:06,733 >> Tosh: THAT'S ENOUGH. 238 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:09,033 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 239 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,703 WHAT KIND OF CHILDHOOD DID YOU 240 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,270 HAVE? 241 00:10:12,267 --> 00:10:14,327 >> A [BLEEP]ED UP CHILDHOOD. 242 00:10:14,333 --> 00:10:15,833 I'M NOT NORMAL. 243 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,573 >> Tosh: HOW NOT NORMAL. 244 00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:22,227 >> A GUY GETS MARRIED AND BUYS A 245 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:25,503 HOUSE AND HAVE KIDS AND A DOG. 246 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,870 THAT'S NOT ME. 247 00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:29,767 I HAVE A MOTORCYCLE. 248 00:10:29,767 --> 00:10:30,567 I'M WILD. 249 00:10:30,567 --> 00:10:31,767 THAT'S MY PET. 250 00:10:31,767 --> 00:10:32,567 SAY HELLO. 251 00:10:32,567 --> 00:10:34,397 >> Tosh: DON'T DO THAT TO YOUR 252 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,470 BEAUTIFUL FEMININE LEGS. 253 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:40,167 >> I TAKE A LOT OF VITAMIN E. 254 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,797 BRUISE GOES AWAY. 255 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,730 I USED TO HAVE A BRUISE. 256 00:10:44,733 --> 00:10:48,373 >> Tosh: HOW'D YOU GET IT? 257 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:52,127 >> MY BUDDY SUCKS ON IT. 258 00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,733 >> Tosh: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN 259 00:10:53,733 --> 00:10:54,203 MARRIED. 260 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,230 >> THAT'S MY EX. 261 00:10:55,233 --> 00:10:56,773 I PUT HER IN BONDAGE JUST TO 262 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,227 KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 263 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,603 >> Tosh: HOW MANY YEARS WERE YOU 264 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,130 MARRIED? 265 00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:05,073 >> ENOUGH TO PUMP OUT TWO KIDS. 266 00:11:05,067 --> 00:11:07,827 SHE WAS A GOOD [BLEEP]. 267 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:12,133 SHE HAD SMALL TITS BUT BIG 268 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:12,803 NIPPLES. 269 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:16,930 >> Tosh: DO YOU LIKE BIG 270 00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,103 NIPPLES? 271 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,430 >> MY WIFE'S BREAST MILK IS 272 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:21,973 SWEET. 273 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:22,767 IT'S HEALTHY. 274 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,697 LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT. 275 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,700 >> Tosh: YOUR SKIN IS SMOOTH. 276 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,070 WHAT ABOUT DRUG USE? 277 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,327 >> I DO RUSH. 278 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,233 WANT SOMETHING TO SNIFF? 279 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,673 >> Tosh: I'D LOVE SOMETHING TO 280 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:34,067 SNIFF. 281 00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:35,327 >> COME OVER HERE, BOYS. 282 00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,773 >> Tosh: YOU WROTE MORE SONGS 283 00:11:36,767 --> 00:11:38,827 THAN THE BEATLES DO YOU KNOW 284 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:39,333 THAT? 285 00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,833 WHICH IS YOUR MOST POPULAR? 286 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,873 >> PRESSURE ZONE. 287 00:11:43,867 --> 00:11:46,497 * I CAN'T WAIT TO PUT IT IN MY 288 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:47,070 MOUTH * 289 00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:47,967 >> Tosh: DO YOU CONSIDER 290 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,397 YOURSELF A SEX SYMBOL? 291 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,130 >> VERY. 292 00:11:50,133 --> 00:11:51,403 I'M HORNY RIGHT NOW. 293 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,070 >> Tosh: WE CAN EXCUSE EVERYONE 294 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:53,927 FOR A MINUTE. 295 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:56,633 >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? 296 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,303 >> Tosh: LET YOU RELIEF 297 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:58,830 YOURSELF. 298 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:01,303 >> DO YOU WANT TO DO IT 299 00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:01,870 TOGETHER? 300 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:02,467 >> Tosh: NO. 301 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:03,867 >> YOU WANT TO WATCH? 302 00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:06,797 THAT'S HOW YOU GET YOUR KICKS. 303 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,900 WATCHING GUYS JERK OFF. 304 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:11,100 GO GET A KLEENEX. 305 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,570 >> Tosh: GET A BLANKET. 306 00:12:12,567 --> 00:12:15,197 >> YOU GET A KLEENEX. 307 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,670 YOU DO IT AND GO ON WITH YOUR 308 00:12:17,667 --> 00:12:18,127 LIFE. 309 00:12:18,133 --> 00:12:20,573 >> Tosh: IF YOU WERE TO DO A 310 00:12:20,567 --> 00:12:22,427 DUET WHO WOULD YOU DO IT WITH? 311 00:12:22,433 --> 00:12:25,403 >> TONETTA. 312 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,670 >> Tosh: WE ARE PIONEERS IN THE 313 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:30,727 SPLIT-SCREEN TECHNOLOGY. 314 00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,173 >> HASN'T THAT BEEN AROUND 30 315 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:32,727 YEARS. 316 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,273 >> Tosh: [BLEEP] YOU, TONY. 317 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,067 THERE'S ONE CITY WHERE MONEY'S 318 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:36,927 NO OBJECT. 319 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:37,673 >> VEGAS? 320 00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,467 >> Tosh: NO, RENO THE BIGGEST 321 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,567 LITTLE CRIME HAVEN IN THE WORLD. 322 00:12:42,567 --> 00:12:44,697 ALL RIGHT, TONY. 323 00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,800 I GOT YOU $200 MILLION FOR DOING 324 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,730 THE SHOW TWICE A DAY, SEVEN DAYS 325 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:51,573 A WEEK FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS. 326 00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:52,627 >> TONETTA QUIT. 327 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:53,333 WE'RE DONE. 328 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,433 >> Tosh: I'M NOT HAVING THIS 329 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:55,133 CONVERSATION. 330 00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:57,073 YOU'RE A CRAZY PERSON. 331 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:57,927 SHOW MUST GO ON. 332 00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,573 >> TONY DOESN'T WORK WITH ANY 333 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,667 OTHER SLACK. 334 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:02,867 >> Tosh: YOU'RE GOING TO WORK 335 00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:04,327 WITH THIS SLUT. 336 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:08,233 I BETTER NOT CATCH ANY AIDS. 337 00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:37,473 [***] 338 00:13:37,467 --> 00:14:14,527 [***] 339 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,133 >> Tosh: THAT'S NOT THE ENDING I 340 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:17,533 ENVISIONED FOR THAT PIECE BUT 341 00:14:17,533 --> 00:14:20,733 YOU TRY ARGUING WITH TONETTA. 342 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:22,233 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK BUT FIRST 343 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:39,073 FLAMINGO FIGH 344 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:43,527 >> HEY, CHRISTEN STEWART I'M 345 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:47,903 BEEN A FAN OF YOU'RE MOVIES FOR 346 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,430 A LONG TIME AND MY QUESTION IS 347 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:52,173 WILL GO TO PROM WITH ME AND IF 348 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,767 YOU DON'T, WHOEVER ELSE THAT 349 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,597 SEES THIS GET THIS VIDEO AS FAR 350 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,730 AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE OF COURSE I 351 00:14:57,733 --> 00:15:00,073 WANT KRISTEN STEWART TO SEE 352 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:00,627 THIS. 353 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,273 >> Tosh: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO 354 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:05,627 BRING KRISTEN STEWART TO THE 355 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:06,073 PROM. 356 00:15:06,067 --> 00:15:09,267 HE'LL WIND UP DITCHING YOU 357 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:11,567 HALFWAY THROUGH THE NIGHT TO DO 358 00:15:11,567 --> 00:15:12,797 YOUR PRINCIPAL. 359 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,600 EVERY YEAR I GET THOUSANDS AND 360 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600 THOUSANDS OF PROM INVITATIONS I 361 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,930 RECEIVE LIKE BACK IN HIGH 362 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:18,373 SCHOOL. 363 00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:20,397 I THOUGHT AS A COURTESY I'D 364 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,330 RESPOND FACE TO FACE TO A SELECT 365 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,833 FEW REQUEST. 366 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,673 FIRST IS MEYONCE. 367 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:32,827 SHE WRITES I HAVE A LESBIAN 368 00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:34,333 CRUSH AND YOU WILL GO TO PROM 369 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,933 WITH ME. 370 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:39,573 I WON'T UNTIL GAYS CAN GET 371 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,167 MARRIED IN 48 STATES. 372 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:43,327 >> HI, DANIEL. 373 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:46,533 >> Tosh: I HAVE ONE QUESTION. 374 00:15:46,533 --> 00:15:50,333 IF I ACCIDENTALLY GET YOU 375 00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,733 PREGERS AFTER PROM WHAT ARE YOU 376 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,403 GOING TO DO WITH THIS BABY? 377 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,900 >> KEEP IT AND TAKE YOUR MONEY. 378 00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:59,070 >> Tosh: I'M NOT GOING TO PROM 379 00:15:59,067 --> 00:15:59,397 WITH YOU. 380 00:15:59,400 --> 00:15:59,830 OKAY. 381 00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,503 IF I GO WITH YOU WHAT ARE WE 382 00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,570 DOING AFTER PROM. 383 00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:04,397 ARE YOU RENTING A LAKE HOUSE? 384 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,730 >> I HAVE A HOT TUB. 385 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,933 >> Tosh: WHAT DO YOU SET IT AT? 386 00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:08,773 >> 103. 387 00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:10,067 MORE OF A WARM IT UP. 388 00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:11,727 I'M A 106 MAN MYSELF. 389 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:13,503 I WILL DEFINITELY NOT GO TO PROM 390 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,700 WITH YOU, I'M SORRY. 391 00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,470 >> COME ON. 392 00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:17,097 >> Tosh: NO. 393 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,970 >> HAVE YOU TO FEEL PITY FOR ME 394 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,697 MY BOYFRIEND AND A JUST BROKE 395 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:21,270 UP. 396 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,197 HAVE YOU TO. 397 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:23,870 >> Tosh: WHAT IF I GET YOU 398 00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:24,497 PREGNANT. 399 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,100 WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE BABY? 400 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,630 >> PROBABLY ABORTION. 401 00:16:27,633 --> 00:16:29,973 >> Tosh: THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 402 00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,367 THAT'S NOT YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE 403 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:34,127 SO NO. 404 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:40,233 NEXT IT' TAYLOR. 405 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,633 SHE SAID I'M WAITING FOR DANIEL 406 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:48,073 TOSH OR JEFF RATNER TO ASK HER. 407 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,127 >> HI. 408 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,673 >> Tosh: YOU'RE IN MY 409 00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:51,197 WHEELHOUSE. 410 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:57,400 WHAT'S YOUR POLICY ON STATUTORY 411 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:57,830 STUFF. 412 00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:58,633 >> I DON'T KNOW. 413 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,703 >> Tosh: I'LL DM YOU. 414 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,200 NEXT IS WILL WHO WRITES REMEMBER 415 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,400 ME ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS AGO I TOLD 416 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:11,300 YOUR WHITE ASS TO BE IN THE BEST 417 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,970 PROM IN AMERICA. 418 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,227 HAVE YOU EVER ASKED A DUDE TO 419 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,073 PROM BEFORE? 420 00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:17,527 >> NO, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME. 421 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:18,433 >> Tosh: VIRGIN. 422 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:20,503 I'M NOT GOING TO PROM WAY VIRGIN 423 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,770 >> YOU'RE A BITCH. 424 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:23,697 >> Tosh: YOU'RE A BITCH. 425 00:17:23,700 --> 00:17:26,070 NEXT UP IS CASSIE. 426 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,167 >> HI, DANIEL THANK YOU FOR 427 00:17:28,167 --> 00:17:29,197 HAVING ME. 428 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,730 >> Tosh: HOW OLD ARE YOU? 429 00:17:30,733 --> 00:17:31,673 >> 17. 430 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,467 I'LL BE 18 JUNE 5. 431 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:34,967 >> Tosh: I HOPE YOUR PROM IS 432 00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:35,727 JUNE 6. 433 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,803 >> THAT'S NOT. 434 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,630 >> Tosh: THEN NO. 435 00:17:39,633 --> 00:17:41,233 >> THANK YOU FOR AT LEAST 436 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:43,433 TALKING TO ME AND GETTING MY 437 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,833 HOPES UP SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 438 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,733 >> Tosh: YOU'RE WELCOME. 439 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,073 AND STOP LETTING MEN WALK ALL 440 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,227 OVER YOU. 441 00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,973 FINALLY WE HAVE HUNTER. 442 00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:54,597 >> OKAY. 443 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,070 >> Tosh: NO. 444 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:56,767 >> HI. 445 00:17:56,767 --> 00:17:58,227 >> Tosh: NO ONE SHOULD EVER BE 446 00:17:58,233 --> 00:18:01,233 THAT EXCITED TO SEE ME. 447 00:18:01,233 --> 00:18:01,903 >> AH. 448 00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:02,770 THAT'S NOT NICE. 449 00:18:02,767 --> 00:18:04,827 >> Tosh: WELCOME TO MY SHOW. 450 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:10,773 I THINK THE LESSON TO BE LEARNED 451 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,567 IS STOP TRYING TO GUILT 452 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,297 CELEBRITIY. 453 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,700 WHAT MAKE YOU THINKS I'D HAVE 454 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:20,830 INTEREST AND MY HIGH SCHOOL 455 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:28,273 RERUINON'S COMING UP AND MILA 456 00:18:28,267 --> 00:18:30,727 KUNIS I'D LOVE YOU TO BE MY 457 00:18:30,733 --> 00:18:31,273 DATE. 458 00:18:31,267 --> 00:18:32,427 >> THAT'S COLD OUTSIDE THE 459 00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:32,873 BLANKET. 460 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:34,867 CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A MINUTE AND 461 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:37,367 ENJOY THESE LAST BITS OF SLEEP. 462 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,067 >> THAT WILL BE NICE. 463 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:40,597 I CAN SLEEP A MINUTE OR TWO 464 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:41,170 LONGER. 465 00:18:41,167 --> 00:18:49,167 >> JUST RELAX AND GET POO OUT OF 466 00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:49,627 YOU. 467 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:51,073 YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE BATHROOM. 468 00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:53,067 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A DEEP 469 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,367 BREATH AND LET IT ALL COME 470 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,667 BLASTING OUT. 471 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,727 >> NO, NO. 472 00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:59,073 JESUS NO. 473 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:00,227 WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU. 474 00:19:00,233 --> 00:19:02,303 YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO 475 00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,900 [BLEEP] IN MY BED. 476 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,500 IF I [BLEEP] IN MY BED I'M GOING 477 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,270 TO HAVE TO BUY -- 478 00:19:07,267 --> 00:19:08,667 >> IT WON'T BE SO BAD. 479 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:12,067 IT WILL BE A SMALL POO. 480 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,267 DO IT! 481 00:19:13,267 --> 00:19:13,927 DO IT! 482 00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:15,473 >> Tosh: I AM LUCKY I HAVE A 483 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:16,267 CALIFORNIA KING. 484 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:19,567 I CAN POO ON ONE SIDE AND SLEEP 485 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:20,727 COMFORTABLY ON THE OTHER. 486 00:19:20,733 --> 00:19:22,073 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF 487 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:22,827 THE BEN SHOW. 488 00:19:22,833 --> 00:19:24,333 THEY DIDN'T REALLY AIR THAT, DID 489 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:34,503 THEY? 490 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,370 >> Tosh: WELCOME BACK. 491 00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:38,067 IF YOU'VE NOTICED I'VE BEEN 492 00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,597 LOOKING TRIM LATELY IT'S BECAUSE 493 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,770 I'M ON THE SHRIMP SCAMPI 494 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:43,227 CLEANSE. 495 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:44,373 NEXT WEEK WE'RE GOING ON SUMMER 496 00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,097 VACATION AND FINALLY GIVING YOU 497 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:49,130 WHAT I CRAVE A RED HEAD THAT 498 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:50,173 DUNKS NERF BALLS. 499 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,467 >> I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE 500 00:19:51,467 --> 00:20:00,127 MOST AWESOME THING. 501 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:03,503 HI HAIR MAY BE MADE OF NERF. 502 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:05,800 GO TO EVERY BLOG WHERE EVERY 503 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,600 POST IS WRITTEN BY ME AND ME 504 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:13,570 ALONE UNDER TWO PSEUDONYMS AND 505 00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:16,127 ENCOURAGE YOUR CHURCH TO BUY 506 00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:21,533 JUNE BLOOM TOURS WITH JARROD 507 00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:24,673 CARMICHAEL THIS IS OFF RANCHO 508 00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:25,167 CORDOVA. 509 00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:28,727 ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVIES COMING 510 00:20:28,733 --> 00:20:30,203 OUT IS HANGOVER 3. 511 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,470 IT'S TIME FOR SPOILER ALERT. 512 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:34,727 FULL DISCLOSURE I'VE NOT SEEN 513 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,073 THIS MOVIE NOR DO I INTENT TO. 514 00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,697 MAYBE ON HBO. 515 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:42,370 I JUST WATCHED "THAT'S MY BOY." 516 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,427 IT'S NOT BAD. 517 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,873 IT WILL BE 30 TO 45 MINUTES TO 518 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:49,227 LONG AND MISUNDERSTANDING, A 519 00:20:49,233 --> 00:20:51,373 WILD ANIMAL, THEY'LL PRONOUNCE 520 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,027 WORDS WRONG AND BRADLEY COOPER 521 00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:56,973 WILL RUN HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS 522 00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,397 ALMOST TOO THICK HAIR AND AT THE 523 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,900 END THEY'LL SHOW PICTURES THAT 524 00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:03,800 WILL MAKE YOU WISH THAT WAS ON 525 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,170 THE MOVIE INSTEAD. 526 00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:08,927 MY APOLOGIES IF ANY OF MY BITS 527 00:21:08,933 --> 00:21:10,773 WERE ON MAD TV FIVE YEARS AGO. 528 00:21:10,767 --> 00:21:15,927 GOOD NIGHT. 529 00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,073 >> Tosh: WE HAVE TO DO THIS 530 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,097 AGAIN AT MY HOUSE. 531 00:21:18,100 --> 00:21:19,730 >> DO YOU HAVE A WATER BED? 532 00:21:19,733 --> 00:21:21,133 >> Tosh: WHO HAS A WATER BED. 533 00:21:21,133 --> 00:21:22,533 >> THEY WERE A FAD YEARS AGO. 534 00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:24,103 >> Tosh: OF COURSE THEY WERE. 535 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,770 I HAVE A WATER BED COUCH. 536 00:21:25,767 --> 00:21:27,067 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