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1x08 'Teddy takes off'
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I'm a fully heterosexual guy,
let me be clear.
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But when you work
in two square feet of space
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with the same guy
for a long enough time,
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your relationship takes
on a ballet-like quality.
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I've worked with Teddy
on and off for over ten years.
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Not only is he the best fish guy
in the business, but he breaks me up.
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Hey, Teddy!
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I heard you and Jim's mom
have been going out pretty hard.
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Last night, Jim's mom and I
had a really romantic dinner,
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and when I walked her home,
we kissed.
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Very so tenderly.
-That's so hot!
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But we were soon
so overcome with passion,
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that we jumped to Connecticut
and checked in to a B and B.
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Let's just say that Teddy had
a little muffin before breakfast.
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He is the fish guy.
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You may think talking smack
about a guy's mom is over the line,
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but when you work in a kitchen,
there is no line.
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And as long as the food
turns out looking like this:
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I don't give a rat's ass
what they do.
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You promise to call me this time?
-I promise I'll try.
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Thanks for the lender, Iqbal
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Each time you get it closer.
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Doctor Goldfarb is doing surgery
in ten minutes
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I'm sorry, mate.
How can I make it up to you?
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Just make sure
I have my dinner at 5 PM.
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There is Crusted YellowFin Tuna.
-Again?
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That's every night
for the last two months. I mean,
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it's an amazing dish, but my God,
Iqbal, that's not right.
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Look, the rest of my life
is a washing chaos.
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I need a constant.
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We made it into "Food and Wine".
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"Nolitas's signature sassily Crusted YellowFin
with morels and beluga caviar
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does more than demonstrate
Bourdain's brilliance,
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it sets a new standard
in talent in haute cuisine".
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Oh, my God!
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Are you kidding me?
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Are you kidding me?
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Who's feeding the chiken?
Who's feeding it?
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Come here!
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The yellowfin is my recipe.
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I developed it three years ago ***
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Well I was supervising you
as head chef.
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You were supervising...?
You were supervising me?
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You were in the walking
the whole time
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playing high the fish stick
with the owner's wife!
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It sounds like they're yelling.
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Good ear.
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So all of a sudden it's your recipe
because it's in here.
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No, it's my recipe
because it's in here.
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Allright, because
you're all knowing all powerful.
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I'm surprised you're not taking credit
for creating tuna itself.
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Hey, no one is saying that you didn't make
a valuable contribution to this dish.
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Right, but no-one is saying that I did.
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Look, look.
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I think someone needs
to take a little ego check.
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And here it comes.
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You know what?
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I'm out of here!
-Okay, good bye, little baby!
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Baby finds a new crib.
And dipers.
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Yeah, yeah, you heard dipers!
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You hear that, Teddy?
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I can't believe Teddy's gone.
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It's like he's not
even here anymore.
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Oh, no, no, no.
There, there.
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Steven, how many times
has Steven quit?
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I believe this one makes 17.
-17 times,
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and every time,
the same story.
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Teddy's sensitive ego
gets bruised somehow,
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At Jack's expense.
-You are a rockstar now?
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Yeah, I am a rockstar,
and you're my drummer,
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so just shut up and just bang
your little drums, okay?
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I am outtahere!
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Teddy takes off
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and hooks up with an old buddy who
always makes him feel better about himself.
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Goes home
and works through his anger.
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What?
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You don't tell me how to cook.
You know you don't tell me how to cook.
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I tell you how to cook.
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That's right,
I tell you how to cook!
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You got that?
Shut up!
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Eventually, he takes a step back
and then he regroups.
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By late afternoon,
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he and Jack have made up
without ever exchanging a single word.
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There. You feel better now?
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Yes.
-Big hug?
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Come on. Come on.
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Are you smelling me?
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Not on purpose.
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What? I get one moment of glory
and Teddy's gotta make it all about him?
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Absolutely terrible human being.
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Listen, since we're back to the five,
who preps the shrimp?
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I mean, I'd do it myself.
I just feel like it's beneath me.
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I mean, who built this place?
Who brought all you guys together?
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I mean, seriously, screw him!
I'm in "Food and Wine" magazine.
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Very handsome. So
who does the choppy choppy peely peely?
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What's that?
-The shrimp.
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Hey, guys, this is Chet.
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He's going to be managing
the fish station from now on.
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Hey!
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I am just so excited
to be here, really.
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Working with you guys and of course
the legend, Jack Bourdain.
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Right?
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There are just so many emotions.
I just, uh...
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Exquise me!
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You can't hire him,
that's not the way it works.
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This is the way it works now.
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I don't have time
for Teddy's tantrums anymore.
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Of course you do.
It's your bit, it's your thing.
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"I am mad at you".
"No, I am mad at you."
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"I feel one way".
"No, I feel another".
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Extreme reaction.
Oh, hasty action.
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Yeah. No,
Nolita is my last chance
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and I'm not going to let it be sabotaged
by Teddy's gigantic ego.
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Teddy's ego? Okay.
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I like Chet.
He's not a pre-madonna.
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Even though he was twice named
the shrimp king of the upper west side.
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I see, it's all about titles now.
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That one.
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*** (All of it?) Nice.
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You're gonna like to get drunk
and yell at this one.
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Just wring it up, will you?
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You want my opinion?
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Jack's new guy
is never gonna last.
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There's a new guy?
What new guy?
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Hey! I am not the fish!
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Yes? Jack.
-My name is Ricky Rifkin.
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I have a chef named Teddy Wang
in my kitchen. I'd like...
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Yeah, I understand
he's left your establishment.
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I'd sure like to snatch him up
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before the rest of New York
finds out he's available.
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Really?
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He says I'd ask you
for your recommendation.
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You wanna know about Teddy?
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He said you are amazing.
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What?
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He said there's no-one that even
approaches your level of talent.
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He said I'd be a fool
not to hire you.
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Vindictive bastard.
This is how it starts.
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First the hubris, then the women,
then the drugs.
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I'm sorry. What did you say?
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I said I'm in.
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I am totally commited to, uh...
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What is the name of this place?
-Jazz Fish.
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It's catchy.
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So, this is the old guy's means.
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Make it your won,
'cause he's never coming back.
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It's Chet's place now.
-Great.
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I guess I'll just get started
prepping the YellowFin tuna.
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Oh, actually I am doing the tuna.
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I thought I was the fish guy.
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You are.
But it's my signature dish.
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It got me into the
"Food and Wine" magazine.
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Let me show you the picture.
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Let me see, here's the picture.
Yeah, look at that.
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Ain't that something?
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Where's the recipe?
Can't make it without the recipe.
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Well, you can. It's yours.
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I know, I know. Just ***
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Yes, sir.
The camera really loves you.
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I know, right? It's crazy.
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Talk to Jack.
-Why should I talk to Jack about it?
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Because he listens to you.
And we need Teddy.
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Oh, what?
You miss your girlfriend?
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Yes, Steven.
Teddy's my girlfriend.
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I miss him. I miss my girlfriend.
Are you happy now?
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Yes! And you're right.
I can't afford another dallier in the kitchen.
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We've got so much to beat up on
the student and that time deserves for Jim.
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Exquise me.
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Pratt!
He leaves these things everywhere.
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It's time we ask ourselves
one question:
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What would Sinatra do?
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He'd take off
that sodding bandana.
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Word to the wise:
get out now.
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Why would I do that?
-We torture the new guy.
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I am serious.
It is shockingly cruel.
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We got a real vietcom thing
going on here.
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You savvy, Chet?
-Okay.
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Look,
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they like
to give the new guys static.
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Don't let it break you down.
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I am in Jack Bourdain's kitchen.
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There is nothing
that can break me down.
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Your attitude determines
your altitude, my friend.
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And I am commited
to fly as high...
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Oh, my God! My God!
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He forked me!
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It hurts so extremely much!
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Look, you're on your own.
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I'm good! I'm good.
***
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Et voil�! Crusted yellowfin tuna.
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Picture perfect, mate.
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I can do Teddy's job.
-I'm sure you believe that.
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I can do anybody's job.
-I wouldn't go that far.
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Sauce. Needs sauce.
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You want tuna, you got tuna.
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Oh, no. You don't.
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What's the matter, mate?
-This is crap!
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What?
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This is not Ferrari fish.
This is a mini-van fish!
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No, listen. This girl's a *** high genus.
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She's not going to do it
in a mini-van.
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What?
What are you doing in these cars?
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Iqbal, come on!
-No, no, you come on!
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Until I get my proper fish you are ***.
No cars!
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We have to get Teddy back.
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You said it was picture...
-Taste it.
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Okay, don't push the tuna tonight.
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Put everybody
on to the lamb provenzal.
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What's wrong with the tuna?
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What? Nothing.
The tuna is perfect.
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I'm just really excited
about my lamb.
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Your lamb? My lamb.
-Whatever.
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This lamb is you lamb,
this lamb is my lamb.
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This lamb was made
for you and me!
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Yeah, exactly.
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So what's everybody going
to be ordering tonight?
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I'll have the yellowfin tuna.
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Yellowfin tuna.
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Don't bother with the menus.
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We all want
the magazine fish.
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How much did you spend
on this? Ten grand?
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Ten, twelve,
who's counting?
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The important question is,
do you like it?
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I think it's obscene.
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And I love it!
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Damn it!
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That's the forth piece of genious
you're throwing away today!
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Look, I'm just trying
to get it right, okay?
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It's like there's...
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I don't know.
Teddy changes something.
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Like it's an emulsion,
there's an infusion, it's a rub...
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Yeah, he's a talented
little bastard, isn't he?
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It's not my recipe anymore.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, my God.
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Have I taken credit
for another man's fish?
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Great.
You're gonna call Teddy,
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you're gonna call him now,
and you're gonna get him back. End of story.
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If I may say one thing.
-It better not be "exquise me"!
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I don't think Jack Bourdain
makes this call.
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I think Jack Bourdain
steps up and has the courage
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to break the toxic patterns of his past.
245
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I think Jack Bourdain says good bye
to people who don't want him to shine.
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You're all right, Chet.
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Hey, everybody!
Hey, listen up!
248
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,402
You should be like Chet.
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Chet.
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Jack Bourdain!
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Come on.
252
00:12:27,907 --> 00:12:29,003
That's enough.
253
00:12:33,405 --> 00:12:35,202
I can't breath!
254
00:12:35,407 --> 00:12:36,702
Okay! April fools.
255
00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:39,302
I'm dying! I'm dying!
256
00:12:40,405 --> 00:12:42,200
Enjoying it, are you?
-Yeah.
257
00:12:42,807 --> 00:12:44,202
You know it'll be you next week.
258
00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:46,300
Yeah.
-Yeah.
259
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,300
You realise this is not
in good fun, right?
260
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,901
Screw you!
You can't break me!
261
00:12:57,008 --> 00:13:00,201
They did this to me at the Foster Home
and it just made me stronger!
262
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,903
We want Teddy back.
We want you gone.
263
00:13:03,705 --> 00:13:06,402
You know what Sinatra did
when he wanted somebody gone?
264
00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:09,200
Bring it!
265
00:13:10,406 --> 00:13:11,803
All of you bring it!
266
00:13:23,197 --> 00:13:24,592
It's amazing!
267
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:27,700
What do you call that?
268
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,303
Teddy's crusted yellowfin tuna.
269
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By me, Teddy.
270
00:13:33,408 --> 00:13:36,102
You're very talented.
-And very Asian.
271
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We find that incredibly hot.
272
00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:43,501
Well, to be fair,
my parents were Asian.
273
00:13:49,107 --> 00:13:51,000
So yeah?
-Oh, yeah.
274
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,000
Wait, you mean as in a...?
275
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,003
Yo, Teddy, phone!
276
00:14:03,608 --> 00:14:05,401
Hello?
-Hey, it's me.
277
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:09,503
Well, this is a good one, huh?
Held on longer than usual.
278
00:14:09,705 --> 00:14:11,003
I'll talk to you seriously,
but look,
279
00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:13,202
it's time to come home now.
What do you say, hm?
280
00:14:17,306 --> 00:14:19,202
Lots of laughter, yeah!
281
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,802
Seth is willing
to give you a massage.
282
00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:25,501
He's taking off the neck chief.
Hello? Teddy?
283
00:14:26,806 --> 00:14:28,202
Probaly gone at a tunnel.
284
00:14:30,006 --> 00:14:32,701
You heard the expression "If you can't
stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"?
285
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,901
Unfortunately, for some of us,
that's not an option.
286
00:14:38,107 --> 00:14:39,102
Damn it!
287
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:41,902
Exquise me.
-It's okay. It's okay. ***
288
00:14:44,806 --> 00:14:46,001
It's okay. It's okay.
289
00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:55,403
Excuse me. Hi.
It's been 45 minutes.
290
00:14:55,407 --> 00:14:57,001
Is the chef out
catching the fish?
291
00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:00,302
That's a funny notion.
I mean,
292
00:15:00,307 --> 00:15:02,801
Can you imagine
if he was actually like, whoa!
293
00:15:02,807 --> 00:15:04,000
Food!
294
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,701
Just so you know, the costumers
are getting verbally abusive.
295
00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:11,603
Oh, you want me
to call your mommy?
296
00:14:11,606 --> 00:15:14,103
I already did.
She was remarkably cruel.
297
00:15:14,807 --> 00:15:16,502
There, two.
Take them, take them!
298
00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:18,600
Momentum.
299
00:15:18,707 --> 00:15:21,202
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on, we can do this!
300
00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:23,301
You and me, jaded Chet.
What's up next, buddy?
301
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,602
13 more.
-13 more what?
302
00:15:27,705 --> 00:15:29,102
I think we both know, sir.
303
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:36,801
What are you doing?
-That was chase to be done.
304
00:15:37,406 --> 00:15:39,400
I cannot allow you
to bone Chet.
305
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,602
What, are you going
to stop me or something, man?
306
00:15:42,307 --> 00:15:43,600
Turning your back on Teddy?
307
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:45,101
Just dial it down, sweetheart.
308
00:15:45,206 --> 00:15:48,501
I've already made some...
farmaceutical manoeuvres.
309
00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:50,801
Hey, guys!
Chicken hands!
310
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,700
My hands feel so weird
inside of these chickens.
311
00:15:55,807 --> 00:15:58,603
It's such a great word, chicken.
Say chicken.
312
00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:00,002
Chicken.
-Chicken!
313
00:16:03,006 --> 00:16:05,602
Are you my chicken?
Yes, I'm your chicken.
314
00:16:10,107 --> 00:16:11,800
I have no hands.
315
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,003
So, you...
slipped in something.
316
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,302
Yeah. I slipped in everything.
317
00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,702
In one of your profiterols, actually.
318
00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:22,701
Awesome!
319
00:16:25,707 --> 00:16:27,000
Get it on! Get it!
320
00:16:28,607 --> 00:16:32,500
Don't you ever touch my pastry again.
-Okay.
321
00:16:33,807 --> 00:16:34,902
Marry me.
322
00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:47,801
Okay,
where are all those people going?
323
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,803
They're leaving.
324
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,201
Yeah, appearantly
a lot of them came here to eat.
325
00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:53,102
Okay, we'll feed them booze.
Keep them happy.
326
00:16:53,106 --> 00:16:55,202
That's your job.
Do I have to do your job too now?
327
00:16:55,205 --> 00:16:57,002
The only one here
not doing their job is you!
328
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,801
You should have
given Teddy credit.
329
00:16:59,406 --> 00:17:01,103
Anything else?
I've got all day.
330
00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,101
Earlier,
331
00:17:03,306 --> 00:17:04,800
Jim called you a jackass!
332
00:17:05,705 --> 00:17:08,302
Okay,
that has been taken out of context.
333
00:17:08,307 --> 00:17:10,800
Let me explain something, all of you.
This is my restaurant.
334
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,603
How come the only person that understands
that is the guy I hired 3 hours ago?
335
00:17:13,605 --> 00:17:15,801
Oh, you mean Chet?
-Yes, I mean Chet.
336
00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:18,901
I'll take Chet over all of you.
I'll take ten Chets anyday.
337
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,001
Come here, Chet!
338
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,401
Where is Chet?
339
00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:31,403
Oh, yeah!
340
00:17:32,507 --> 00:17:34,501
Okay, Chet is fired.
Chet is extremely fired.
341
00:17:34,508 --> 00:17:36,900
We're going to need some extra ***.
Tanya, I need your help.
342
00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:38,000
Steven!
-Yeah?
343
00:17:38,605 --> 00:17:40,502
We're gonna need something very fast.
-I think I have an idea.
344
00:17:42,308 --> 00:17:44,402
Tanya!
-I'm sorry.
345
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,501
So, what's good here?
346
00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:50,300
At this point?
Anything on a high shelf.
347
00:17:51,006 --> 00:17:53,902
So you park cars all day,
yet you take the subway?
348
00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,202
For two hours to get here.
349
00:17:57,406 --> 00:17:59,501
And two hours to get back?
-Yes.
350
00:18:00,805 --> 00:18:04,002
I'm sorry, what school newspaper
do you work for again?
351
00:18:10,305 --> 00:18:12,000
You're taking it *** to me!
352
00:18:18,108 --> 00:18:20,200
Nice! Very low profile.
353
00:18:21,507 --> 00:18:24,600
Just do me a favor. Don't ***
-Absolutely. Safety first.
354
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:43,303
Everyone stay back!
-No, not now! I got a thing going!
355
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,702
We've come for the fish guy.
356
00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,601
No, no! I am happy here!
357
00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:49,202
No, you can't have me now!
You're dead to me!
358
00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,301
I do not consent to this!
359
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:54,000
Get off of me!
360
00:18:54,908 --> 00:18:56,703
I'll never go back!
361
00:18:56,905 --> 00:19:00,901
I love Jazz Fish.
You can't get me back!
362
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:02,703
Don't!
363
00:19:03,508 --> 00:19:05,002
Wait, wait, wait!
364
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:06,902
I forgot my knives.
-Done!
365
00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:10,902
What the...!
366
00:19:20,907 --> 00:19:22,702
We missed you, Teddy.
Where have you been?
367
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,100
Actually I was with yor mother.
368
00:19:24,805 --> 00:19:26,703
We were looking
at a property together.
369
00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:28,202
No, no...
370
00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:30,102
Let the man work his magic.
371
00:19:30,205 --> 00:19:33,103
Problem is we need a big master bathroom,
because to be frank,
372
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:34,701
your mother enjoys bathing me.
373
00:19:38,108 --> 00:19:39,702
Hey, Seth! I'm back.
374
00:19:40,507 --> 00:19:41,603
So?
375
00:20:02,005 --> 00:20:03,203
So what do you think?
376
00:20:05,108 --> 00:20:07,502
Brilliant. I love it.
377
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,103
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
378
00:20:11,108 --> 00:20:12,200
What do you mean?
379
00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:16,103
Okay, I kinda calibrate
my stuff so it's perfectly balanced,
380
00:20:16,108 --> 00:20:19,203
and now you're ruining it.
Okay, you're destroying it.
381
00:20:19,006 --> 00:20:21,602
Okay, okay, it's garbage now.
You made garbage.
382
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:22,303
It is now garbage.
383
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,300
Are you happy?
-Better this way.
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