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- ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
- (fighting grunts)
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- (thuds)
- (groans)
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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You kids are getting sweat
all over my mats.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
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Rudy, calm down.
Why are you getting so worked up?
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Bobby Wasabi is on his way here right now,
and he's got big news!
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I love his entrances.
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His last one was so cool. Yeah.
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It was not cool.
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If you're going to wear a kimono
and fly on a jetpack,
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dude, put on some underpants.
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Well, this time he promised his entrance
isn't going to be a big deal.
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He wants everything quiet and low-key.
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(grandiose music)
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Quiet and low-key, huh?
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I would've been here sooner,
but we hit a pothole and blew out a ninja.
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That is an awesome ride.
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I wonder if it's street legal.
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It's part hot tub, part rickshaw,
and all partay!
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So, Bobby, what's the big news?
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I just signed a deal to produce
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a brand new martial arts reality show
called...
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- (traditional Chinese music)
- Wasabi Warrior!
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And it's going to take place in a dojo!
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Your dojo!
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- (overlapping chatter)
- Are you serious?
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Five karate students living together
in a world where they must out play,
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out fight, and outwit one another.
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- Oh!
- You'll be playing
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for a brand new Kamasaki water rider!
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- No!
- What? Are you serious?
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- Oh, my gosh.
- Hang on a second, guys,
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we've all seen those reality shows.
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Sometimes they bring out the worst
in people.
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Yeah, Eddie's right.
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I mean, this dojo is a place of honor
where we come to study martial arts and--
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All I need is a host.
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Oh! Ooh! Please, please, pick me, pick me!
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I've wanted to be a reality show host
my whole life.
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All right, you'll do.
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- I'm a host!
- Yeah.
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- I'm a host!
- (chuckles)
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(gasps)
I need a fanfare!
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- (trumpet music playing)
- (coughs)
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This thing is filled with ninja spit.
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(theme music)
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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♪ Here we go, let's start the party ♪
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♪ Chop it up like it's karate ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Don't you get all tough with me ♪
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♪ I'm saying won't you
Come kick it with me? ♪
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♪ And we could have a ball
Run up the wall ♪
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♪ That's just how we do ♪
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♪ And no matter how much
I chop and punch ♪
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♪ It's not as cool
As kickin' it with you ♪
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(clangs)
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Five karate students are about to face
the challenge of their lives.
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Bobby: Jack.
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Kim.
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Eddie.
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Milton.
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Jerry.
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Only one can be the Wasabi Warrior.
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Welcome to Wasabi Warrior.
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- I'm your host and sensei, Rudy.
- (mouthing)
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You're about to enter a world of mental
and physical challenges.
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Where you should always expect
the unexpected.
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- (clicks)
- (explosion)
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- Wha--
- (car alarm wailing)
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- What was that?
- I just blew up my car!
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- You didn't expect that, did you?
- No.
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Now, go on in
and choose your living space,
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and I'll be right back
with your first challenge.
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(clangs)
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What have I done?
The car's not even paid for yet!
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Oh! Check this place out. It's amazing.
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- Oh, I call that spot!
- Jack: I got this one!
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- (indistinct)
- Kim: Yes!
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Jerry: It's all mine.
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Uh, what are you doing?
I claimed this spot already.
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Okay, you can have it.
I'll take that one over there.
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Wait a minute.
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If you don't want it
there must be something wrong with it.
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Yeah, yeah, I know how these shows work,
you're trying to get inside my head.
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Well, it's not going to happen.
This thing's like a rock.
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I'm taking that bed!
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I really wanted that spot.
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It's the closest to the bathroom,
and I'll say it,
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I have the bladder of a seventy--
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Excuse me, I'll be right back.
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Welcome to the Dragon's Playground.
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By random draw, Kim, Eddie, and Milton,
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this challenge is for you. It's a race.
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The first part consists
of the Ball Pit of Despair.
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Rudy: It may look like fun,
but beware of hidden ninjas.
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Then you're off to the Banzai Bounce.
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Lastly, you have to get through
the Path of the Tiger.
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Whoever hits the buzzer first
wins the challenge.
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Uh, I have a question.
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When you hit the Banzai Bounce,
are you allowed to flip over--
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- (air horn blows)
- Go!
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(grunting)
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This should be easy.
I'm built like a flying squirrel.
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Except, I don't regurgitate acorns
to attract a mate.
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(grunting)
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(gasps, grunts)
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(grunting)
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(grunting)
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(screaming)
Ninja!
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Am I competitive? Sure.
Do I want to win? You bet.
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Nothing's going to take me down.
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- (screams)
- (thuds)
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- (alarm blares)
- Holy Christmas nuts!
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I did it! I did it!
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I did it!
(grunts)
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Congratulations, Milton.
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You've won the challenge.
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- Your prize is a gourmet lobster dinner.
- Oh!
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I can't believe it! I love lobster.
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Milton, before you sit down
for your lobster feast,
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you have a choice.
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If you eat the lobster,
everyone else in the house eats gruel.
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Or, you can eat gruel,
while everyone else eats lobster.
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Mmm! Mm, mmm.
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Mmm-hmm.
(slurps)
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So, how's the gruel?
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A little dry.
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(licking)
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Jack, first chance we get,
Milton's gotta go.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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I think I'm done with this one.
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- It's mine!
- (all screaming)
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Our second challenge
is The Emperor's Bridge.
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Jerry and Jack, you're up.
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The object is to try
and knock your opponent off the bridge.
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If I win that water rider,
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I'll finally get some attention
from the girls.
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Which I don't get
on my Dad's riding lawn mower.
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You have any idea how hard it is
to pick up girls on a lawn mower.
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It's hard, yo!
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Jerry you'll be fighting
with a pugil stick.
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And Jack, since you're a black belt,
you'll be fighting with a feather.
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(chuckles)
Seriously? A feather?
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(clangs)
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(fighting grunts)
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(panting)
Ah... Ah... Okay, now--
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- (sneezes)
- (splashes)
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Gesundheit.
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Uy, no, eso no cuenta!
Tenía que estornudar!
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Great job, Jack! You won.
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- (exhales)
- And now you have a choice.
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A traveling carnival abandoned
this porta-pooper.
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Everyone else in the dojo
will have to spend five minutes
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- in what we call The Chamber of Horrors.
- (all gasp)
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Or you can spare your friends
by doing the five minutes yourself.
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I am not making the same mistake
as Milton.
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Everyone in the dojo hates him.
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Pretty soon we're going to be voting
someone off,
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and I am not going home.
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I mean, it's a porta-pooper they found
behind a carnival.
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How bad could it be?
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Jack: Oh, sweet mercy!
Let me out, let me out! Oh, it's horrible.
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- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- (crashes)
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- Okay, that is not good.
- Ew.
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- This is where our game takes a little...
- (clangs)
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twist, that you couldn't possibly
have seen...
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(clangs)
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...coming.
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- Now we'll go a--
- (clangs)
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- Would you please stop that?
- I'm sorry. Love the gong.
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It's time for a vote to decide which
of you will be going home in shame.
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I didn't know they voted people off
on these shows!
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I've got to stop reading
and start watching TV
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or I'll never get anywhere in life.
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I've counted the votes.
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And the person voted out of the dojo is...
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going home.
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And that person is...
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one of you.
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Who is it? Tell me! Tell me!
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It's...
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Jack.
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What? Wh-- Wh--
After what I did for you people?
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You stabbed me in the back!
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Ooh, I did not see that coming.
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♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
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I can't believe Jack's gone.
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It doesn't feel right. He's our friend.
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I'm really going to miss him.
I feel so bad.
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I feel so alive!
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Jack was the biggest threat.
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If we didn't get rid of him,
he would have gotten rid of us.
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Poor chump never saw it coming.
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Kim, I've got to admit,
voting Jack out was brilliant.
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Well, we gotta work together.
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It's the only way anyone wins
on these shows.
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- (exhales)
- What's going on?
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Did you guys form an alliance?
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No, no, no, no, no.
It wasn't like that, man, okay?
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We just met in secret and decided to do
whatever it takes to win
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and now that I'm hearing it, yes,
absolutely, we have an alliance.
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That's not really fair, is it?
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Well, you're not going to have to worry
about it for much longer
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- because you're out next.
- (gasps)
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Both: What?
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You told me Milton was out next.
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(gasps)
What? You told me Jerry was next!
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- What?
- Everyone just calm down.
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I mean,
(chuckles)
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how much fun was that ball pit?
(speaking indistinctly)
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You know who you can trust in this game?
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All: No one!
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We really need to put our names
on these things.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right!
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Welcome to your next challenge.
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It's called the Bonsai Brunch.
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They say revenge
is a dish best served cold.
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That's why we've brought in
a very special chef,
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your old friend... Jack.
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(all gasp)
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Hello, friends.
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I put together this menu with you in mind.
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At least one of you must clear your plate,
or I'm back in the game.
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Martial arts requires focus
and mental toughness.
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Those skills are about to be put
to the test.
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Hello, Kim.
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Maybe you can make a meal out of...
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- mealworms.
- I'm out.
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- Eddie!
- Oh, come on.
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- You wanna see what I have for you?
- Uh-uh, mmm-mmm, mmm.
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What's the matter? Cat got your...
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tongue?
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(coughs)
Oh.
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And Milton,
you know what goes great with lobster?
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A Panamanian dung slug.
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Just pretend like it's a big French fry...
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with mucus sacks...
245
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,665
swimming in a nice, green slime sauce.
246
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:04,503
(gulps)
247
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:06,579
Okay...
248
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:12,078
Going down, going down.
249
00:14:14,166 --> 00:14:16,166
(sighing)
Yeah!
250
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:21,915
(gagging)
Turning around. Coming up.
251
00:14:22,417 --> 00:14:25,287
Coming up!
(vomiting)
252
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,129
Jerry, you're our only hope
to get Jack out of the game.
253
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,288
Don't worry, I got this.
254
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:35,285
Let me warm up
with a couple of appetizers.
255
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:39,754
Mmm.
256
00:14:41,417 --> 00:14:44,747
- Jerry's gonna do this!
- Hit the road, Jack.
257
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:48,213
- (gulps, chuckles)
- Not yet.
258
00:14:48,917 --> 00:14:51,877
Jerry has to clear his plate.
259
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,745
(screaming)
260
00:14:56,917 --> 00:15:00,287
When I was five, I was sitting
at the beach eating a saltine.
261
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,077
I looked over
and saw my grandmother in a bikini.
262
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,667
Since then, the taste of saltines
brings back that horrible memory.
263
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:09,582
What I saw was wrong, yo.
264
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:18,169
It's a cracker, you big baby! Man up!
265
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,577
- (crackles)
- I can't!
266
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,206
Well, congratulations, Jack.
267
00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:34,535
No one could clean their plate,
so you are back in the game!
268
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:37,205
Yeah, back in the game, fools!
269
00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,995
Jerry, are you okay?
270
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:46,379
Put a robe on, Nana!
I'm just a little boy!
271
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:02,131
Okay, look, it's obvious there's a lot of
tension in the air.
272
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:05,578
Why don't we just take our minds off of it
and play a little game?
273
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,917
What kind of game?
274
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,960
Uh... It's called One-Word Story.
275
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,751
So, we go around in a circle
and make up a story,
276
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,424
but each of us only gets to say one word.
277
00:16:15,959 --> 00:16:18,169
I'll start. This...
278
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,380
- Game...
- Eats...
279
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,382
-Hairy...
- Moose...
280
00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:21,628
Okay!
281
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,040
I have a game. It's called,
282
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:29,455
You-three-lose-and-I-win-a-water-rider-
on-national-television.
283
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,580
That's right, we're on television.
284
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:36,417
Hey, everybody, Kim has a crush
on that goth dude
285
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,460
from the yogurt shop
with the detachable ponytail.
286
00:16:39,542 --> 00:16:41,382
I do not!
287
00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,964
- Wait, that ponytail's not real?
- (mouthing)
288
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,133
(chuckles)
Really?
289
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:48,920
What are you laughing at?
290
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,210
The first night here,
Jerry cried for his mommy!
291
00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,460
- Yeah.
- (gasps)
292
00:16:52,542 --> 00:16:54,712
- (chuckling)
- What are you laughing at?
293
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,535
Milton can't go to sleep
without his little bunny.
294
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,995
(gasping)
How long have you known about Rondelle?
295
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:07,793
(arguing indistinctly)
296
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,625
(clangs)
297
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:12,169
Wow, that is fun.
(giggles)
298
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:16,330
Okay, time for the final challenge.
299
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:20,330
When it's over,
only one warrior will remain.
300
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:24,455
Oh, it won't be over,
till the blonde's on the water rider.
301
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:27,712
Right. But which one of us is the blonde?
302
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,670
Welcome to the Hang Tough wall.
303
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:40,132
The last person to drop will be presented
with the title of Wasabi Warrior
304
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:42,248
by Bobby Wasabi himself.
305
00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:46,133
You got that right, Rudy.
306
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:48,919
So that's it?
307
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,250
All we have to do is stand here?
(chuckles)
308
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:54,423
This is gonna be a piece of cake.
I was born standing up.
309
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,575
No, literally, my mother had me on a bus
and there was no empty seats.
310
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:00,665
Oh, it's more than just standing.
311
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,250
Grab a hold of your peg,
312
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,211
because you're about to hang tough.
313
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,539
All: (gasping)
314
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:16,423
Release the Wasabi Wind!
315
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:21,038
A little breeze doesn't bother me.
316
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,075
I'm not letting go until my butt hits
that water rider.
317
00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,996
Guys, I don't know
if I can keep hanging on any longer.
318
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,463
My arms... are getting... so--
319
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,042
All: Forget it, Jack!
320
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:36,875
It's time for the Flaming Balls of Fury!
321
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:40,129
- Whoa!
- (all shrieking)
322
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,878
Is this even legal?
323
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:45,292
Yeah, is that all you got?
324
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,457
You call yourselves ninjas?
325
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:49,038
Ow!
326
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,750
(in high-pitched voice)
Nice shot.
327
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:55,667
You guys must be getting
pretty hungry up there.
328
00:18:55,750 --> 00:19:00,420
We've blended together the delicious
leftovers from our eating challenge.
329
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,710
- The worms, the tongue, the slugs--
- The saltines?
330
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:08,332
- Yes, Jerry, the saltines!
- (screams)
331
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:14,418
Prepare yourselves for...
the Shower of Shame!
332
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:22,710
All: (groaning)
333
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,290
That was disgusting.
334
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:29,325
Yeah, well, why don't you stop whining and
drop already?
335
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,785
Oh, let's just let Jack win
something again.
336
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,785
We never get tired of seeing that.
337
00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:38,245
Stop feeling sorry for yourself
because you're a little weasel.
338
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,328
- You're a backstabbing liar.
- Yeah!
339
00:19:41,417 --> 00:19:46,497
- (arguing indistinctly)
- Stop it!
340
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,785
I tried to warn you about this.
We're supposed to be friends.
341
00:19:53,917 --> 00:19:56,457
Eddie's right. Look at us,
342
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:59,752
hanging on poles, covered in slop
and yelling at each other.
343
00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:03,834
It's like my mom's book club.
Them ladies get real, yo.
344
00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,535
How do we end this?
345
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,665
To save our friendship,
we all drop down together.
346
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,130
He's right. We've got to show everybody
347
00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:16,248
that our loyalty to each other is stronger
than just some dumb prize.
348
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,963
- You guys ready?
- Jerry: Yeah.
349
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:23,211
One! Two! Three! Go!
350
00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:26,960
- (grunts)
- (sighs)
351
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,580
Wait a minute. Where's Eddie?
352
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,747
What's up, suckers? Yeah.
353
00:20:35,250 --> 00:20:36,500
Whoa!
(thuds)
354
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:38,326
Eddie?
355
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:42,287
- This is unbelievable!
- He was working us the whole time.
356
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,165
We have our Wasabi Warrior!
357
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:48,250
Well-played, Eddie. Well-played.
358
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,883
No hard feelings, right, guys?
Just playing the game.
359
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:53,383
Eddie,
360
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:59,670
you are a lying, conniving snake.
361
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:05,133
Seriously, dude, that... was... awesome!
362
00:21:05,208 --> 00:21:07,498
(overlapping chatter)
363
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,040
(both laughing)
364
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:14,955
Yeah! Whoo!
Oh, hold on, we're about to hit a wave!
365
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,131
- Oh, no! Whoa!
- (splashes)
366
00:21:19,208 --> 00:21:22,038
Oh, whoa, we're flying now!
367
00:21:22,667 --> 00:21:24,207
How do you stop this thing, Bobby?
368
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:26,963
Bobby?
369
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:32,417
- Bobby!
- ♪ Kickin' it with you ♪
370
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,208
(closing theme music)
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