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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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And so, students,
as Isaac Newton stated
in his first law of motion,
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an object at rest can stay--
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[Man] T minus five, four,
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three, two, one,
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and liftoff.
[bell rings]
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[whooshing]
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Excellent demonstration of
Newton’s first law of motion,
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Mr. Buttowski.
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Motion’s what I’m all about.
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Laws, not so much.
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Mm-hmm.
Well, that might explain
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why you haven’t handed in
a single assignment
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in two months,
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Mr. Buttowski
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Dog ate my homework.
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Dog ate my homework.
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Dog ate
my homework.
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A dog’s stomach
is biologically incapable
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of digesting
that much bleached paper,
Mr. Buttowski.
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I’m afraid I have to fail you.
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Fail? But--
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Which means
you will be held back.
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Held back?
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Hey, Kick.
You, us, laser-boarding.
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Oh, wait. You can’t.
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You’re still in school.
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I will not let that happen.
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Semester ends tomorrow.
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You’d have to do
all your assignments
in one night,
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and that
is physically impossible.
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Hang on.
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You like science.
Mm-hmm.
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I like
physically impossible.
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Mm-hmm.
Let’s try
an experiment.
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An experiment?
Huh.
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I hypothesize
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that I can do
all my homework
in one night tonight.
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Huh. Preposterously
impossible.
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When I prove
the impossible
is possible,
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you give me
a passing grade.
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Huh. Very well,
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you finish all your homework
by tomorrow,
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and you pass.
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You better straighten out,
Mr. Buttowski,
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or you’ll wind up living
in the city dump.
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I’m afraidI have to fail you.
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You will be held back.
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Mm-hmm.
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[warbled beeping]
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[groaning]
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[motorcycle revs]
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Wow, two months of homework
in one night.
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I am tingly.
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Kick Buttowski one,
teacher...
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zip.
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Careful with that, Kick.
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You don’t want anything
to happen to it.
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Relax, Gunther.
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What could possibly go wrong?
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No! Wait! Stop!
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Now what?
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Looks like we’re going
to have to walk to school.
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It could be worse.
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At least I still have
my homework.
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[growling]
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[snarls]
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Come on, Oscar.
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I know we don’t like
each other,
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but today is not the day
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to mess with me.
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Hand it over.
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Good. That’s a good boy.
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How ironic.
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The dog really did eat
your homework.
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Oscar!
No worries.
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I know the Heimlich maneuver.
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[barks]
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Just forgot it.
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[whimpers]
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No, Kick,
you’re going to get held back.
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Who will I talk to?
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Who will I sit with
at lunch?
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Who will remind me
not to swallow my tongue?
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Gunther, Gunther, Gunther,
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so little faith.
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Here.
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Two months
of homework questions?
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That’s right.
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And I’m going to get it
all done
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on the way to school.
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But, Kick,
there’s only, like,
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ten minutes
till school starts.
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Mrs. Fitzpatrick said
I have to turn it in today.
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She didn’t say
what time today.
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Mm-hmm.
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Good morning, Mr. Buttowski.
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I’ll look forward
to reviewing your homework
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when class begins at 8:00.
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You have exactly five minutes
and 43 seconds
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until the bell rings.
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Better get a move on.
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No time for books, pal.
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Got to learn from experience.
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Let’s start with physics.
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If an object rolls down
a 20% incline
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from a height of 50 meters,
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what’s its velocity
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at the moment of impact?
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My kind of question.
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Wow, Kick, you sure know how
to make homework fun.
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Where’d you find
all these packing bubbles?
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[shatters]
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[both grunting]
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That was 87 bubble pops,
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so it’s 42 foot pounds
per square inch.
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On to the next problem.
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[sniffs]
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[growls]
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Next question.
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Climatology.
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What happens
to a 96-pound object
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traveling 1,200 meters
into the troposphere?
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Only one way to find out.
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[Gunther]
Trampoline sale?
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Freezing!
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Right. Okay, gravity.
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What is the rate
of acceleration
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for an object falling
from space?
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Thirty-two feet per second
per second.
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Got it. Got it.
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What’s next?
Geology.
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Can you name
the outermost layer
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of the Earth?
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That would be the crust,
Gunther.
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[sneezes]
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[whimpers]
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c[Oscar barks]
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[snarling]
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[gasping]
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[Kick]
Close call.
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Good thing that dog
hates water.
[whimpering]
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That’s no dog.
It’s pure evil.
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Look.
The Mellowbrook Rapids.
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If we ride downstream,
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we might still catch the bus
at Riverfront Drive.
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Gee, that’s
kind of convenient.
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All part of the plan.
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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[trilled grunting]
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[Kick]
What’s the next question?
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Oceanography.
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What do you call a rapidly
rotating vortex of fluid?
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You’re making this too easy.
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Whirlpool!
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Got another question?
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How much weight can
a Brown-Spotted Tree Frog
lift with its tongue?
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[croaks]
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Well, at least four milligrams.
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He’s relentless.
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Hmm, make that
at least 12 pounds.
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Waterfall?
Help!
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Whoa!
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[Kick] Okay,
he can handle 297 pounds.
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[screaming]
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Look. There’s the bus.
Right on schedule.
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Well, I ended up
in the city dump,
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just like
Mrs. Fitzpatrick said.
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We were so close.
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Oh, Kick, we’ll never get
to school on time.
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You’re doomed to repeat
the school year forever.
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I’ll go on to college,
get a job,
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and eventually marry
a supermodel
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while you’re still stuck
in science.
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We’ll never see
each other again.
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I am not going to let that
happen.
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I hope that works out
for you, bro.
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Look at me.
I live in the dump.
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I had all the makings
of a legendary rock guitar
player.
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If only I had done
my homework
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when I had the chance.
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Oh, my gosh, you had
Mrs. Fitzpatrick, too?
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Mm-hmm.
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♪♪ [blares]
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We’re still in this.
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Gunther, you still have
your power tools?
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Never leave home
without them.
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[buzzes]
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Gunther, the final question.
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What barrier would be broken
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if a body was to travel
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faster
than 768 miles per hour?
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The speed of sound.
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Uh-huh.
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♪♪ [soloing]
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Good morning, class.
Well, what do you know?
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One minute to 8:00
and no Clarence Buttowski.
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School’s about to start, Kick.
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Time for a power chord.
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So my hypothesis is proven.
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[chuckles]
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Two months of homework
in one night is imposs--
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[sonic boom]
Aah.
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Sonic boom?
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One on earth
could’ve caused that?
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You-- You finished?
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[bell rings]
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Congratulations,
Mr. Buttowski.
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Just in time.
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Looks like you passed.
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Awesome.
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I must say
I am quite impressed.
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I half expected you to come in
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with another tall tale
of how--
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how some dog ate your--
[Oscar yips, crunches]
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That dog--
That dog ate your homework.
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Mm-hmm.
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♪♪ [finale]
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[sizzling]
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Poor Mrs. Buttowski.
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She picked the hottest day
in Mellowbrook history
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to throw her husband’s
surprise birthday party.
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And Kick doesn’t sweat
one drop.
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How do you do it?
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It pays to keep a cool head.
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What does that even mean?
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[gasps]
Don’t worry, everyone.
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Ice cream’s on the way.
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Cowboy Kelly ice cream bars.
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Harold has loved them
since he was a baby
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and ate one every day.
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He even shared one
on our first date.
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Uh, sort of.
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They don’t make those anymore.
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I know,
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but there is one box left
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in deep freeze.
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Party saved.
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[cell phone rings]
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Hello.
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[gasps]
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The truck broke down.
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No Cowboy Kelly bars!
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Party unsaved.
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I guess that’s my cue.
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Time to save the party.
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I don’t know, Kick.
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Remember last time you tried
to save the party?
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Not this time, Gunther.
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We’re hoping to find
that truck,
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get those Cowboy Kelly bars,
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and save Dad’s birthday party.
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[Brad]
In your dreams, dill weed.
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This time the Brad saves
Dad’s birthday party.
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Mom? Can I borrow
a couple bucks?
270
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,666
[sniffing]
271
00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:47,081
Ice cream that-away.
272
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:51,633
No. My ice-cream sense
has never failed me.
273
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:53,245
No, no, no, no--
274
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:54,630
[wood creaking]
275
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:56,325
[coughs]
276
00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:58,383
Thank tarnation,
you found me.
277
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:01,535
Well, just having
a little engine trouble.
278
00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:04,002
I think the proper term
is automotive American.
279
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,710
What about
the Cowboy Kelly bars?
280
00:13:07,041 --> 00:13:09,081
They’re nice and cold for now,
281
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:12,503
but these puppies don’t have
much time in that freezer.
282
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,040
I think the proper term
is Arctic American.
283
00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,541
Kick, how are we
going to get this truck
284
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,132
back to your house
in time?
285
00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,205
Yee-hah!
286
00:13:21,208 --> 00:13:25,078
This here’s like
an old-fashioned cattle drive.
287
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,923
Hyah, doggies.
Hyah.
288
00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:32,037
[Gunther]
Canine American.
289
00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:38,375
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
I hear ice cream.
290
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,825
No. Cowboy Kelly bars.
291
00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,174
Mount up.
292
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:45,077
Bring it on.
293
00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,253
Let’s do this.
294
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,710
You know, I’m really not
feeling it today.
295
00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:50,709
[growls]
296
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,959
I mean, move ’em out!
297
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:55,329
Looks like smooth sailing
from here on--
[bike riders yelping]
298
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,423
Uh-oh.
299
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,785
It’s the
Third Street Bandits.
300
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:02,132
The what?
301
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,165
Only the most feared band
of misfits
302
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,876
west of Fourth Street,
303
00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,665
and they sound hungry.
304
00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,247
Sorry, boys.
You’re on your own.
305
00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:14,625
Oh, how thoughtful.
306
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:16,575
All this delicious ice cream
307
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,543
delivered directly to us.
308
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,132
Step aside.
This ice cream is spoken for.
309
00:14:22,125 --> 00:14:23,705
Yeah, by me,
310
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,539
and the more
you try to stop us,
311
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,462
the more pain
we’re going to inflict
312
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:29,828
on your puny, little helmet.
313
00:14:32,041 --> 00:14:34,081
Come on. We’ll take
the old dirt road.
314
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,825
Giddyap! Ha!
[whip cracks]
315
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,584
[grumbles]
Sorry.
316
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,789
Look! After them!
317
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,786
[Chief Bandit]
Ahem.
Oh.
318
00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,915
Gotta save Dad’s party.
Gotta save Dad’s party.
319
00:15:00,917 --> 00:15:02,167
Gotta-- Ooh.
320
00:15:07,792 --> 00:15:11,542
Hello, good-looking.
321
00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:13,919
[sniffs]
322
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,172
Nonstick cooking spray?
323
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,916
Eh, I’m cookin’.
324
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,083
I think we lost them, Kick.
325
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:28,503
Yee-ha-ha-ha!
326
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,170
I think they found us,
Kick.
327
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,326
Mellowbrook Bridge?
328
00:15:31,333 --> 00:15:33,503
We’re half way home,
by gum.
329
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,750
[Man]Look out for a bizarretraffic-slash-cattle jam
330
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,040
on the Mellowbrook Bridge.
331
00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:39,461
Drivers are urgedto "steer" clear.
332
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,578
Boo.
333
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,749
Brake, Kick.
Brake!
334
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,790
Can’t brake.
Won’t make it.
335
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,962
[Gunther screams]
We’re going to make it.
336
00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:59,248
[gasps]
I love air.
337
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,630
This isn’t over!
338
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,035
Looks like it to me.
339
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,631
Oh, yeah?
You better look closer.
340
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,625
And you better go
back to Third Street.
341
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:09,535
Yeah, and-- What?
I can’t-- What?
342
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:10,582
What?
343
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,583
What?
344
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,673
What?
[water rumbling]
345
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,207
Dam.
Gunther!
346
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,498
No, Kick, look.
347
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,001
[Kick and Gunther]
Dam!
348
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,497
[cell phone rings]
349
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,670
Hello?
350
00:16:27,667 --> 00:16:29,667
Kick, I can’t get ahold
of Brad.
351
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:30,787
Are you with him?
352
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,632
Uh, we’re--
353
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,535
Well, tell him to hurry.
354
00:16:34,542 --> 00:16:36,792
The guests
are getting desperate.
355
00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:43,791
No problem.
356
00:16:43,792 --> 00:16:45,132
Are you--
357
00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:46,455
Are you under water?
358
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,578
[Man] Enough’s enough.
It’s too hot.
359
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,883
Wait. Where are you going?
360
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,125
Out of this heat.
361
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:54,825
I’m sweating like a turkey
in November.
362
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,794
Boo.
363
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,542
Please.
364
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,632
I’m sure Brad will be back
with those cold treats
365
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,375
any minute now.
366
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,915
Excuse me, Janelle,
367
00:17:08,917 --> 00:17:11,537
think you can break a fiver?
368
00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:14,172
Uh, do you smell butter?
369
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,786
Why? Do you like it?
370
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,000
[screaming]
371
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,713
[Gunther] I still love air
372
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:24,919
and ground.
373
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,207
I love ground.
[gasps]
374
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,998
Yee-ha-ha-haw!
375
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:34,128
I have to admit
their persistence
is admirable.
376
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,375
Hang on.
We’re going underground.
377
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:38,125
[Gunther]
I’m afraid of the dark.
378
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,285
And drafts.
379
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,131
But the last one
doesn’t apply.
380
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:51,752
Time to serve them up
some justice.
381
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,630
[Chief Bandit screaming]
Low fat vanilla!
382
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:56,625
You’re mine!
383
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,080
Kick, they’re coming back
384
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,583
in an old, abandoned mine car.
385
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:04,133
Where did they even get
an old, abandoned mine car?
386
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,575
Where in tarnation did I park
my old, abandoned mine car?
387
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,753
[Chief Bandit] Get closer.
388
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,130
I want that creamy treat!
389
00:18:11,125 --> 00:18:12,165
Why, thank you.
390
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,003
Why don’t you take
the easy way out
391
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,750
and hand over the ice cream?
392
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,080
I don’t do easy.
393
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,753
I’ll do easy.
394
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,750
Kick, stalagmite dead ahead.
395
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,000
Or is it stalactite?
396
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,420
I can never remember
because--
397
00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:28,577
[screams]
398
00:18:31,792 --> 00:18:33,172
[Kick] Sorry,
we had to make like a banana
399
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,376
and split.
400
00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:36,245
Boo.
401
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,580
This still isn’t over!
402
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,003
We’ll get you yet!
403
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,420
We never give up!
404
00:18:40,417 --> 00:18:41,957
You know,
I’m still not feeling it.
405
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:44,125
Hang on.
406
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,955
[Gunther]
I don’t like air anymore.
407
00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,129
Or gravity!
[screams]
408
00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:53,325
[crash]
409
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,543
[wood cracking]
410
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,672
We did it.
411
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,707
We ditched them.
412
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,709
[Chief Bandit laughs]
Thanks, boys!
413
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,499
Nothing like ice cream
on a hot day.
414
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,790
[laughs]
Peace.
415
00:19:08,792 --> 00:19:11,292
They took all
the Cowboy Kelly wagon wheels.
416
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,291
Did they?
417
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:16,325
The Cowboy Kelly bars.
418
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:18,583
Yep. Come on, Gunther.
Gotta move.
419
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000
Crushed ice or cubed?
420
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,040
How about turbo?
421
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,461
Well, that’s not even a--
422
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:25,828
[screams]
423
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,330
You’re still here?
424
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,793
So there’s this little shindig
I’ve got going.
425
00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:37,832
On such a hot day,
what would you recommend
to cool off?
426
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:42,174
I’ve got just the thing
you’re looking for,
hot stuff.
427
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,326
Here you go.
428
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:44,923
Why, thank you, Janelle.
429
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,747
I knew you couldn’t resist
430
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,080
the Way of the Brad.
431
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:50,333
[sighs]
432
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,003
Oh, where are those boys?
433
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,460
Their father will be home
any second.
434
00:19:58,542 --> 00:20:00,462
♪ Go, Harry,
it’s your birthday ♪
435
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:01,498
♪ Literally ♪
436
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,040
[screams]
437
00:20:14,208 --> 00:20:15,328
I’m home.
438
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:17,423
[All]
Surprise!
439
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:18,537
Oh, gracious me,
440
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,172
a snow-themed party.
441
00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:22,206
How perfect.
Dearest, I--
442
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,038
I had hoped to surprise you
even more with--
One of these?
443
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:28,961
Cowboy Kelly wheels?
I can’t believe it.
444
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,879
[Kick] Happy birthday, Pops.
445
00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,875
I can’t believe it.
446
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,075
They’re all melted.
447
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:38,665
All but one.
448
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,580
[inhales]
449
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:45,083
Ah.
450
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:47,253
I-- I can hardly believe it.
451
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,750
Oh, Kick, you saved
your father’s birthday party.
452
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,380
How did you keep it
from melting?
453
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,375
It pays to keep
a cool head.
454
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,875
Oh, now I know
what that means.
455
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:59,415
Party people,
prepare to be saved.
456
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,580
Dig in.
457
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:07,423
[chuckles]
Enjoy your cool
fiery jalapeño crunch--
458
00:21:07,417 --> 00:21:08,497
bars?
459
00:21:10,709 --> 00:21:13,169
That girl at the market said
it was their hottest--
460
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,376
seller.
461
00:21:16,417 --> 00:21:17,747
Yeah, Brad?
462
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:22,790
[wind whistling]
463
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,922
Empty.
464
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,247
Empty.
465
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,580
Empty.
466
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:29,083
Well, it looks like
we’ve been licked.
467
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,923
Boo.
468
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,035
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