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♪♪ [theme]
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick, kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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♪ Kick Buttowski ♪
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[crash]
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♪ A camping we will go ♪
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♪ A camping we will go ♪
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♪ Hi-ho, the derry-o ♪
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♪ A camping we will go ♪
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Sing that song one more time,
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and a-barfing I will go.
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Tonight it’s Kick versus Wild.
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[Australian accent]Are you ready to camp?
Yes.
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Then get out of the comfortof the cul-de-sac
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and tame the wilderness
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like me, Jock Wilder,extreme nature guy.
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I went into the woodsas a little baby,
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and I came out a man!
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[Harold Buttowski]
Here we are, kids--
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[tires screech]
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...the wilderness.
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Today Kick Buttowski becomes--
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Oh, man.
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Oh, roughing it sure is fun,
huh, kids?
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No offense, Mom,
but this isn’t roughing it.
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I should be camping for real,
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like Jock Wilder,
extreme nature guy.
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Hey, Kick, what’s up?
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I’ve never been tested
in the comfort
of the cul-de-sac.
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I need to get out there
and tame the wilderness
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and come back a man.
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[microwave beeping]
Hotdogs are ready.
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[sighs]
Just one night
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by myself
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in the woods.
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I don’t know, Kick.
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Camping
on a camping trip?
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Oh, let the boy have fun.
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I remember sleeping out
under the stars
when I was his age.
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Whoa, Dad,
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weren’t you scared
the dinosaurs would get you?
[cackles]
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Well?
Well, I don’t know.
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[animal growls]
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Oh, I suppose it’s okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Now, you’ll need
a hat, gloves, jacket,
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and trail mix-- oh--
and peanuts, a nut log,
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two pairs of socks,
hiking boots, walking stick,
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sleeping bag, tent,
flashlight, batteries--
ooh-- extra batteries,
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and don’t forget
your dental floss.
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Oh, and some moist towelettes
in case your hands--
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[grunts]
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[owl hoots]
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[crashes, birds squeal]
All I need to survive
in the wild is in my gut.
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Of course, dental hygiene
is important.
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[bird warbling]
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Let the camping begin.
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[faint scream]
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[whispering]
Dill weed.
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Hello?
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[whispers louder]
Dill weed.
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Whatever you are,
come out and fight
like a man.
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[grunting]
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[laughs]
Yeah, Brad.
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Get back to the RV before
you embarrass yourself, Brad.
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You don’t belong
out in the wilderness.
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You call this the wilderness?
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More like wilder-less.
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See for yourself.
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Hi, Kick, honey.
We’re right here, son.
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[growls]
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Mom told me to keep an eye
on you
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or fill your miserable
little life with pain
and suffering.
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I can’t remember which.
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[laughs]
Yeah, I wonder whose
Mr. Nutty bar this is.
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Don’t open that.
Animals can smell food
a mile away.
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You were warned.
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[laughs]
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Oh, no, you were right, Kick.
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The big, scary squirrel
is going to eat us.
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Look at me.
I’m Kick, and I’m afraid
of little baby squirrels.
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You’re such a dill weed.
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[echoing]
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[bear roaring]
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Is that all you got?
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[growls]
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[passes gas]
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[sniffs, growls]
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[chuckles]
I took care of him.
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[yells]
Help!
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This could get interesting.
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[gasps]
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Did I give him floss?
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Shh. There, there, honey.
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I’m sure Kick’s okay.
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After all, he’s with his big,
brave brother.
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Help me!
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Brad.
Help!
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Life without Brad.
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Kick!
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Hm, a kid can dream.
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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You dill weed, now we’re lost
in the stupid wilderness
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with no sign of civilization.
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Finally.
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Hey, why aren’t we going
back?
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I’ve already been that way.
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I’m going this way,
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the extreme way.
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Well, I’m going back
the way we came.
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[growling]
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Uh, but you need protecting.
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[howls]
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Is that really necessary?
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It’s the call of the wild.
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You wouldn’t understand.
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What I don’t understand
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is how are we going to get
over this gorge?
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Leave that to me.
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Kick, don’t leave me!
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Grab on.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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[yelps]
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[grunting]
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And now to get some grub.
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Gotcha!
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Gonna eat me
some squirrel stew.
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Huh?
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[rumbling]
Kick, did you find
something to eat?
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[rumbling]
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[screams]
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We’re-- We’re going to eat
a moose?
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No, he stole my berries.
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We should be asleep
in our nice, comfortable beds,
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but you wanted to spend
the night in the stupid woods
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because of that stupid TV show.
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What are you doing?
Building shelter.
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You call this shelter?
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More like, I don’t know,
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something lame.
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I’m so hungry
I can’t even make fun of you.
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Listen up, Brad.
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I came out here to tame
the wilderness,
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and that’s what
I’m going to do.
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Termites, you know,
the edible kind.
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Don’t worry.
[gulps]
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You’ll get used to it.
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I don’t need your shelter
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or your termites.
[scoffs]
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[grunting]
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Yuck.
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[thunder cracks]
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Brad, do you--
do you want to share
the shelter?
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No way.
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I got me a nice, soft pillow
right here.
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Ow.
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Brad, you need shelter.
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I can’t afford to carry you
all the way back.
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Mm, comfy.
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And I got
this lush, natural blanket.
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Mm, so soft on my skin.
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Bet you wish you had my warm,
cozy blanket.
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Yeah, Brad.
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That’s right, Brad.
I wish I could have a blanket
made of poison ivy.
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Poison ivy?
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[screams]
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Sunrise.
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Today I am a man.
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How did I get in here?
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I brought you in.
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You-- You did that
for me?
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Don’t touch me.
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Come on, Brad.
I’ve conquered nature.
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Now it’s time to go home.
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But there’s poison ivy
on my poison oak.
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Savor the victory, Brad.
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We survived a night
in the wilderness,
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and now all we have to do
is make it back alive.
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[screams]
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What’s this
quickie-sandy gunk?
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Quicksand.
[screams]
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Help! Someone! Anyone!
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Quit flailing.
You’re making it worse.
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Listen, I-- I’m sorry.
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I mean, I really screwed
things up for us.
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I’m sorry I called you
a dill weed all those times.
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I don’t-- I don’t even know
what a dill weed is.
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It’s a perennial herb.
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You’re a--
You’re a good brother.
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Never thought I’d go this way.
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Swallowing dynamite, sure,
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but quicksand?
What about me?
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Covered in boils,
itchy poison ivy,
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and there’s a termite stuck
in my teeth.
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[whimpers]
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There we go, all packed up.
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Oh, where are Kick and Brad?
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We have to check out soon.
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[gasps]
They’re gone.
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I knew I should have given them
the moist towelettes.
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Mom, I’m back.
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Oh, Kick,
there you are, baby.
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I’m no baby.
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I’m a man.
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Oh.
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Who’s my little man?
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I am.
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Mommy! It’s me, Brad.
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Great, kids.
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Next time maybe you can stay
30 feet away.
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Kick, that stuff I said
in the quicksand?
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[Kick] Yeah?
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[smacks Kick]
It never happened.
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You’re still just
my perennial herb brother.
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[Kick]
Oh, come on, Mom.
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Why do you got to keep
a boy down?
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[barking]
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Oh, Kick, you only have
to watch Oskar for a few hours
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while Mrs. Chicarelli
and I play in our shuffleboard
tournament.
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What about Mr. Vickle?
He’s getting his hair dyed.
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Ooh, lovely.
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Brad?
[Honey]
Studying.
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[belches]
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Kendall?
It’s her birthday party.
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I don’t think
this is a good idea.
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Oh, nonsense.
It’ll be fun.
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We’ll be back at 7:30.
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Have a good time.
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How I let your mother
convince me
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to let you take care
of my dear, sweet Oskar
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is beyond me.
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Here.
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[reads]
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You will bathe him,
you will feed him,
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and you will walk him,
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and let me be clear.
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Anything happens
to my precious puppy,
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and I’ll see to it
you are grounded
for life.
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I don’t respond well
to threats.
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Not a threat.
A fact.
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Okay, snookums,
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give Mommy a kiss.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
[babbles]
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Remember...
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Where did he go?
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Biscuits.
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Thanks for helping me out,
Gunther.
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My pleasure.
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I’ve always wanted to see
the inside of snitchy’s house.
263
00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,326
Ooh, fruit.
264
00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:39,707
[squeaking]
265
00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:43,329
Mm, waxy.
266
00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:44,627
[Oskar chomps, growling]
267
00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:47,669
Okay, Oskar,
and you don’t like me,
268
00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:49,040
so it’s up to you.
269
00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,125
Are we going to do this
the easy way
270
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,418
or the hard way?
271
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,460
That’s a good--
272
00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,712
Hard way it is, then.
273
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,788
[pans clanging]
274
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,745
[Kick] You stubborn little--
275
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,584
Come on, eat your dinner.
276
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:09,247
Hang on.
I have an idea.
277
00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:12,213
Look here, Oskar.
It smells really good.
278
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,711
I bet it tastes even better.
279
00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,292
Mm, yum, yum, yum.
280
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:18,415
Wow, this does smell good.
281
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,790
Gunther!
Oh, sorry.
282
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,460
[growling]
Get in the tub.
283
00:13:27,542 --> 00:13:28,712
[Gunther]
Come on, Oskar.
284
00:13:28,792 --> 00:13:30,672
I put in chamomile
and bath salts.
285
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,500
It’s dreamy.
286
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,963
Oopsy.
287
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,535
Okay, Oskar,
time for your--
288
00:13:40,625 --> 00:13:42,325
[squishes]
...ew, walk.
289
00:13:42,417 --> 00:13:43,417
Not on the carpet.
290
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,500
Bad boy.
Bad boy.
291
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,379
"Oskar likes to take
a mellow stroll."
292
00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:55,128
You don’t want to just take
a stroll, do you?
293
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:58,168
You want to go for a run.
294
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,000
What are you doing?
Miss Chicarelli said mellow.
295
00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,633
That’s one thing Oskar and I
have in common.
296
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,329
We don’t do mellow.
297
00:14:05,417 --> 00:14:07,037
[Gunther screaming]
298
00:14:07,125 --> 00:14:09,165
I thought he liked it mellow.
299
00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:11,580
Snitchy just never let Oskar
hit the gas.
300
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,537
Right, Oskar?
301
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,665
[Gunther yells]
302
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:22,131
[grunts]
303
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,788
[yells]
304
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,670
Now, that’s what I call
walking the dog.
305
00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:56,880
You’re okay, kid.
306
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,079
Did he just smile?
307
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,166
See what happens when we loosen
the leash a little?
308
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,000
Too many restrictions
keep a dog down.
309
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,133
[barks]
310
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,628
Come to think of it, Oskar,
311
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:07,419
you kind of remind me
of someone.
312
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,000
Eat your dinner.
313
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,003
Get in the tub.
314
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,633
Not on the carpet.
Bad boy.
315
00:15:15,709 --> 00:15:16,919
Bad boy.
316
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,040
I never realized it before,
317
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,455
but you and me,
we’re a special breed.
318
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:23,672
[growling]
319
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,790
Poor guy,
he must have flees.
320
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,495
No, he’s just itching
to get off his leash.
321
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,173
Are you crazy?
322
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:33,420
He’ll bolt,
and you’ll be grounded
for life.
323
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,960
No, we have an understanding.
324
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:38,251
We have trust,
and we have--
325
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:41,173
We have a problem.
He’ll be back.
326
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,250
I don’t think he’s--
He’ll be back.
327
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:45,383
[bird twitters]
328
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,174
Come on.
329
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,750
Kick, if we don’t get
that dog back soon,
330
00:15:53,834 --> 00:15:55,584
you’ll be grounded for life.
331
00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,497
Just keep your eyes open.
332
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,503
Look.
333
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,133
Typical Oskar--
334
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,538
leaving a trail of destruction
everywhere he goes.
335
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,785
Wow, we really are alike.
336
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,325
Dog. Dog.
[whimpering]
Horrible.
337
00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,997
[people yelling]
338
00:16:12,166 --> 00:16:14,286
Bingo.
339
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:16,745
Why even bother?
Oskar will probably run home
at some point.
340
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,714
Because, Gunther,
I promised to watch him.
341
00:16:18,792 --> 00:16:22,882
Oskar’s my responsibility,
and I take my responsibilities
seriously.
342
00:16:29,083 --> 00:16:30,543
[people gasping]
343
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,963
[horn honks]
344
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,582
[honks]
345
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,793
[Gunther]
"Mellowbrook Pound."
346
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:41,745
The big house,
clink, the pokey,
the gray-bar hotel--
347
00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,254
Gunther, I get it.
348
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,173
So what’s the plan,
you go in there
and sign Oskar out?
349
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:47,630
That means paperwork,
red tape.
350
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:50,079
I don’t have
that kind of time.
You mean--
351
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:53,126
I’m going in.
Kick, no, it’s too dangerous.
352
00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,748
I have no choice,
Gunther.
353
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:57,834
[sighs]
Then you’re going to need
this.
354
00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,537
Why do you have
the complete schematic
355
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,825
of the Mellowbrook Dog Pound
drawn on your back?
356
00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:04,917
There’s some things
even friends don’t share.
357
00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:07,751
Hm, if this map
is correct,
358
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:10,084
then there’s
a rooftop service grate
359
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,126
between my shoulder blades.
360
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:13,918
Here?
Up. Now to the left.
361
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,040
A little more.
Little more.
And--
362
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,995
Oh-- Oh, yeah.
That’s the spot.
363
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,423
[delirious]
The service grate.
Ah.
364
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,750
I don’t get it, Kick.
Why do you want to save
this mutt?
365
00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:26,334
All he’s ever done
is brought you grief.
366
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,247
I didn’t get it myself,
Gunther,
367
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,883
but I looked
into that puppy’s eyes,
368
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:31,539
and I saw his soul.
369
00:18:31,625 --> 00:18:33,075
We’re the same, me and him,
370
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:34,826
two sides of one coin,
371
00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:37,497
brothers
from a different mother.
372
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,633
You’re right, Kick.
Go get him.
373
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,080
Gunther?
Just trying to help.
374
00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,002
[barking]
375
00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,753
Oskar.
376
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,578
Oskar, come on.
We’re going home.
377
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:45,041
[grunting]
378
00:19:46,417 --> 00:19:47,577
Oh, biscuits.
379
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,707
[grunts]
380
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,997
Come on.
What are you waiting for?
381
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,753
You want out of there,
you got to help me.
382
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:57,544
Where’s the Oskar
I know and hate?
383
00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,125
The Oskar who leaves
a trail of terror
384
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,668
everywhere he goes?
385
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,250
The Oskar who lives to
386
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,463
bite my Buttowski?
387
00:20:05,542 --> 00:20:08,332
Here, doggie, doggie,
doggie, doggie.
388
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:09,747
Come and get it.
389
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,004
[chomps]
390
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,463
Well played, my friend.
391
00:20:12,542 --> 00:20:13,922
Now, let’s get you home.
392
00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:23,332
All right, Kick,
393
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,787
I knew you could do it.
394
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,455
You broke him
out of the slammer,
395
00:20:26,542 --> 00:20:28,672
the joint, the hoosegow,
396
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,920
the cement condo--
397
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,170
Gunther.
Sorry.
398
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,880
Well, it’s getting late.
399
00:20:32,959 --> 00:20:35,039
You ready to go, Oskar?
400
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,205
Biscuits.
401
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,791
Oskar,
come back here.
Come back.
402
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,285
[brakes squeak]
403
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:43,665
Aha!
404
00:20:43,750 --> 00:20:45,920
I knew Kick
would mess this up.
405
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Oh, I’m sure they’re around.
406
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,633
[panting]
407
00:20:49,709 --> 00:20:51,249
Miss Chicarelli,
408
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,793
I’ve got to tell you
something.
409
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:53,825
Oskar is--
410
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:54,997
he’s-- well--
411
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,213
Yes, what is it?
412
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,501
He, uh--
[Oskar yelps]
413
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,875
He’s right here.
414
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:04,999
Thanks, Oskar.
415
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,633
[barks]
416
00:21:06,709 --> 00:21:09,079
Oh, Oskar, my little baby.
417
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:12,166
I don’t believe it.
You didn’t mess it up.
418
00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,040
Now, what was it
you wanted to tell me?
419
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,705
Just that everything’s cool
between Oskar and me.
420
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,502
We have an understanding,
don’t we?
421
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,833
[chomps]
422
00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:20,997
Oh, biscuits.
423
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:27,830
[machine whirring]
424
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:31,667
[sighs]
I guess it’s a good thing
I’m the sidekick.
425
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,960
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