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I am so excited!
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Olive and I are giving each other
makeovers today!
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I barely get to spend
any time alone with her
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since she started
dating Dixon.
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He is always around.
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It'll be nice to finally do something,
just me and Olive.
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Clearly you've been desperate
for companionship,
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because you've mistaken me
for someone who cares about your life.
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(Elevator dings)
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Hey, Chyna!
Ready for some girl time?
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Sure. Just one problem.
He's not a girl.
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He's pretty, but he's not a girl.
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The spy business
is a very lonely business,
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I didn't want Dixon to feel left out.
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Come on, you can do my makeup,
I'll do Dixon's, and Dixon can do yours.
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Dixon?
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Don't worry, Chyna.
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I've actually taken courses
in makeup application.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Really? Okay. (Sighs)
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Thanks, Chyna. I look great.
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(Dixon) And Olive, I like the way
you put makeup on me.
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And Chyna, what do you think?
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I think you could have told me
you specialize in disguise makeup.
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And why would a spy ever need to
look like a hamburger?
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Come on, Chyna, you look great.
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All you need are
a couple of accessories.
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Oh, you mean like a milkshake
and a side of fries?
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Look at her.
She's an unhappy meal.
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(Laughing)
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(Sighs)
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(Theme music playing)
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(Whoo!)
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something differentwe all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'emclip your wings ♪
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♪ You got itYou got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got itWe got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ ExceptionalExceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, oohOoh, ooh ♪
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(Whoo!)
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Hey, Olive, Dixon.
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I'd hate to be
a third wheel again.
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Don't worry, Chyna,
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you're not a third wheel.
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He is.
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We're on a date, Philip!
Take a hint!
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Anyway, Dixon,
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this just came for you.
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It's an envelope!
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Maybe there's something inside of it.
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It's a digital voice recorder!
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Lucky guess.
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-(Beeps)
-(Woman) Good afternoon, Dixon.
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This is the NationalIntelligence Agency.
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We are contacting youbecause we need you
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-for a top-secret operation.
-(Mouthing)
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A top-secret operation?
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Yes, a top-secret operation.
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This is incredible!
I've been waiting for a mission!
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Your wait for a mission is over.
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You must go to Washington D.C.
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and run surveillanceon the Canadian embassy.
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It might look like nothingsuspicious is happening.
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It might even look like the embassyis closed for renovations.
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But do not be fooled by that,
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or the fact that Canadais one of our closest allies.
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That's what theywant us to believe.
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Sneaky Canucks.
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Well, I better get
into my work clothes.
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There. Now I'm ready.
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You have to leave
right now?
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(Woman) You haveto leave right now.
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By the way, if you mentionanything to the agency,
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we will deny any knowledgeof the mission,
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even though it is completely realand not at all pretend.
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Well, goodbye, Dixon!
See you!
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I'm sorry, Olive. Duty calls.
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Philip, I need
your unicycle!
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Official government
business!
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(Grunts)
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Got all the clothes...
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...in!
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(Knocking on door)
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(Gasps)
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No!
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Lexi, you got a minute?
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No, I don't have a minute!
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Or enough closet space!
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Z-Tech's gaming division has a
new street driving video game.
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We're trying to access
the servers and play it
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before it's released to the public.
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I can't get past the security.
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We need your math skills
to crack the encryption algorithm.
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Okay, but we better hurry,
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before one of us gets swept away
by the undertow.
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Undertow? There's no...
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(Screams)
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-(Beeps)
-All right. You're in.
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You're a genius!
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Sorry. I mean you're beautiful.
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(Game music playing)
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(Tires screeching)
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This game is amazing!
And the visuals look so real.
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This room would make
a perfect walk-in closet.
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Watch it! You're going to
smash into that storefront!
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(Thudding)
(Glass shatters)
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Well, it was
only a bookstore.
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No one reads
anymore anyway.
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This is so much fun!
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Just us girls, having girl time,
doing girl stuff.
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Oh, let's talk about boys.
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Dixon?
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Dixie Cup!
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You're back!
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But it's only
been two days!
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Two glorious Dixon-free days.
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I had to abort the mission
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because I was discovered
by a teenage Russian spy,
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cleverly disguised
as a bowl of borscht.
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But the trip wasn't a total loss,
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because I brought her
back with me.
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Olive, this is my girlfriend, Oksana.
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Oksana, this is
my ex-girlfriend, Olive.
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(Stutters) Ex-girlfriend?
What are you talking about?
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Oops. I skipped that part, didn't I?
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I think we should see other people.
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I am the "other people."
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I don't understand.
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Dixon dumped me?
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How did this happen?
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(Chuckles nervously)
Why are you asking me?
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What do I know about spies
and secret missions?
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(Sobbing)
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Want to talk about boys?
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Olive? Are you feeling better?
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(Wailing)
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A little.
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Maybe this is
for the best.
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I mean,
what kind of guy
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would dump you for some
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not-at-all exotic girl
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he has nothing
in common with
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who he met on some
completely real spy mission?
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I know, right?
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I wish he had
never been
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sent on that completely
real spy mission!
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Well, there's nothing
we can do about it now.
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Other than continuing
to refer to it
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as a "completely
real spy mission."
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Come on, Olive, there are
plenty of fish in the sea.
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But Dixon was
a really cute fish!
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Like Monkeyface
prickleback fish cute!
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I'll never find another guy!
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Well, you won't
if you just lie in bed crying.
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Are you referring to the
cognitive neuroscientific study
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that determined that women's tears
contain an olfactory chemosignal
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that reduces
romantic response in men?
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Yes.
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(Wailing)
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Don't be sad.
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I'll find you someone else.
Someone better.
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Not because I'm in any way
responsible for any of this,
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but because plenty of guys
want to date you.
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Really?
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Absolutely!
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You're the most
desirable girl in school!
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I mean, what guy wouldn't want
a chance to go out with...
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...Zeezoo?
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Zingzang?
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Zoozibble?
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Zazow. (Sobbing)
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Come on. (Sighs)
I'll prove it to you.
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Who wants to go
out with Olive?
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Looks like they're all
afraid to compete with...
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...Zoozibble.
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I knew I'd heard
that somewhere!
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I told you there was
no one else for me.
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-What about me?
-No one!
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I want my Dixie Cup back.
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Well, if that's
what you want,
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then I will make that
my mission.
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Not that I know
anything about missions.
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(Sobbing)
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(Game music playing)
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Guys, did you see
the front page
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of this completely
real newspaper?
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Nobody reads!
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Well, then I'll tell you
what it says.
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"An out-of-control car
in Palo Alto
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has caused millions
of dollars of damage,
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including wrecking
a bookstore."
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That's weird.
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Angus and I hit a bookstore
in the game.
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Don't you get it?
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It's not a game!
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You've been controlling Z-Tech's
new experimental driverless car!
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Are you saying we caused
all that damage?
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I'm not saying it.
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This completely
real newspaper is.
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It says, "Authorities
are determined
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to bring the perpetrators
to justice
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and are closing in
on two suspects in Palo Alto
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described as
undesirable to women."
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Oh, no, they have
our descriptions!
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Wait! I know.
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Why don't you guys
hide out in my closet?
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But what about
your clothes and shoes?
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Don't worry.
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I'll figure something out.
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(Elevator dinging)
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Dixon, can I talk
to you for a minute?
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Can it wait?
I'm meeting Oksana.
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She's helping me study
for my spy exam.
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(Inhaling)
It's torture.
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Why, is it, like,
really hard?
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No. This semester
we're studying torture.
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About Oksana.
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Do you really think
you two belong together?
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You need someone
you can talk to,
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not someone who has ways
of making you talk.
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Listen, I'm sure if you look
deep down in your heart,
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you'll see who's the right
girl for you.
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(Oksana)
(Screaming) You!
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Get away from him!
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-Oksana?
-You try to steal Dixie Cup!
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No, not at all.
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I was talking about Olive.
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Dixon, tell her.
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Dixon? Where are you?
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Are you in disguise makeup?
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Are you the cantaloupe?
Tell her, cantaloupe!
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You now become
my blood enemy!
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(Nervous chuckling)
Don't you think we're moving too fast?
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Maybe we should start
as regular enemies,
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and see how that goes before we
jump ahead to blood enemies.
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I would even be willing
to try blood frenemies.
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This is what I do
to blood frenemies.
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(Yelling) Ya!
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(Stammering)
You've got to listen to me.
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I'm not interested
in Dixon!
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(Yelling) Liar!
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All girlies want Dixie Cup!
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That is so not true!
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I want Dixie Cup!
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Okay, that is what we call in America
"a hilarious coincidence."
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I have ways of truthing the truth
out of peoples!
258
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:25,254
You know the best way
to get the truth out of me?
259
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,583
Close your eyes
and count to 100.
260
00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:30,787
I only learn to count
to 20 in English.
261
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:32,245
Oh, that's okay.
That'll work.
262
00:13:33,041 --> 00:13:34,631
One. Seven.
263
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,829
Four. Ten. W.
264
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:39,497
Six. Yellow.
265
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:58,542
Lexi, we need to talk
about this "arrangement."
266
00:13:58,625 --> 00:13:59,745
Um, I can explain.
267
00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,674
After all these years of going
to school together,
268
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,630
I never thought you were capable
of something like this.
269
00:14:05,709 --> 00:14:06,709
Really?
270
00:14:06,792 --> 00:14:08,792
Because I feel like
I've done way worse.
271
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:13,827
Moving all your stuff out of
your closet and putting it in here.
272
00:14:13,917 --> 00:14:15,787
That must have been
a huge hassle for you.
273
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:17,787
Thanks.
274
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,707
Oh, right, the hiding spot.
275
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,132
You're welcome.
276
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,788
Now back in the hole,
fugitives!
277
00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:31,422
Uh, there's
one problem.
278
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,960
I can't spend
that much time
279
00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,421
in a confined space
with Fletcher.
280
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,380
All he does is complain about
my flatulence!
281
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,830
Hey, I don't
always complain!
282
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:45,667
Sometimes
I'm just unconscious.
283
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:49,499
It is way
too dangerous
284
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,213
for you guys
to be in here!
285
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,791
The cops were
all over this place
286
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,415
right before
you walked in.
287
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,540
They boxed up
all your stuff and
288
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,825
took it away as evidence.
289
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:01,247
Oh, no! We've got to
get out of here!
290
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:02,955
Good idea. See you.
291
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:05,455
Wait!
292
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,382
We'll never
escape on foot.
293
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:09,208
Why don't we take the
driverless car Lexi read about
294
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,751
in that completely
real newspaper?
295
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:13,502
No! You can't do that!
296
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,333
Sure we can!
297
00:15:15,417 --> 00:15:17,167
All we have to do is use
your Z-Pad to drive it here
298
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,380
and it'll be waiting just
outside the door. Right?
299
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:20,964
I guess so.
300
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,827
Ugh!
301
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,497
Tricking people
out of their rooms
302
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:29,833
so you can turn it
into a walk-in closet
303
00:15:29,917 --> 00:15:31,747
should not be
this difficult!
304
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:36,542
(Elevator dings)
305
00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:39,628
(Sighing)
306
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:40,709
(Screaming)
307
00:15:41,291 --> 00:15:42,291
(Screaming)
308
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,706
What's wrong?
309
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:48,132
I was just wondering if you got
my Dixie Cup back for me.
310
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:50,748
Maybe it's time
to forget about Dixie Cup
311
00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:53,174
and just be Solo Cup
for a while.
312
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,673
You deserve someone
who won't run off
313
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,170
with the first
homicidal maniac he sees.
314
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,210
Speaking of which, you haven't
seen Oksana, have you?
315
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,880
Well, I appreciate you trying
to make me feel better,
316
00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:08,539
but there's no way you can understand
what I'm going through.
317
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:09,955
Nobody would ever
break up with you,
318
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,001
because everybody
loves you.
319
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,173
You can't understand
how it feels to be afraid
320
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,380
of having no one
and ending up alone.
321
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:21,253
Olive, you never have to worry
about being alone,
322
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:23,882
because I'll always
be here for you.
323
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:27,209
(Oksana) Where you go,
Dixie Cup thief?
324
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:28,421
Except now! Gotta run!
325
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:40,077
Okay, the driverless car
should be here any second.
326
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,706
(Tires screeching)
327
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,582
Is this the driverless car?
328
00:16:43,667 --> 00:16:46,287
You mean the car that just
pulled up with no driver?
329
00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:56,919
Wow!
330
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,290
You'd think Lexi's closet
would have more clothes.
331
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:02,745
And less of a
stale flatulence smell.
332
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,711
Aha! There you is, Chyna!
333
00:17:07,792 --> 00:17:09,962
Now admit
you want Dixie Cup!
334
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:13,876
Okay, the truth is...
335
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,247
I'm not Chyna.
336
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:21,503
My real name
Dorianna Bannisterovich.
337
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,713
You Dorianna Bannisterovich?
338
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,882
Head of Russian Secret Agency?
339
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,879
There's really a
Dorianna Bannisterovich?
340
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,714
I mean da, da.
341
00:17:35,792 --> 00:17:36,832
Don't worry
about Chyna.
342
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,497
Agency took care of her.
343
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,423
She tried to escape
in elaborate makeup.
344
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,130
This all that's
left of her now.
345
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,126
You think
I born tomorrow?
346
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:52,168
I know you not
Dorianna Bannisterovich.
347
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,710
And this not Chyna. This...
348
00:17:57,041 --> 00:17:58,461
Delicious!
349
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,247
All American food
taste this good?
350
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:04,785
Yes.
351
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:09,075
So maybe you should forget the
whole spying and vengeance thing
352
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,876
and just stay
in America.
353
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,829
Because revenge,
like everything in America,
354
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:15,327
is a dish best served
355
00:18:16,542 --> 00:18:17,752
with a side of fries.
356
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,711
This driverless car
is amazing.
357
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,252
Although I don't know
why we slow down
358
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:29,463
every time we pass
a clothing store or a cute guy.
359
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,292
(Siren wailing)
360
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,875
The cops are everywhere.
361
00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:35,209
There's only one
way out of this.
362
00:18:35,291 --> 00:18:37,171
We need this car
to drive us to Canada!
363
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:41,714
Canada? No way!
I'm not doing that!
364
00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,882
Who said that?
365
00:18:43,959 --> 00:18:45,999
Angus, it's obvious
what's going on here.
366
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,169
The driverless car talks!
367
00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:52,877
(In robotic tone)
Yes, I am the car.
368
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,458
Beep-beep.
369
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,577
Take us to Canada, talking car!
370
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,957
No. Why should I
listen to someone
371
00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,541
someone who's been stinking up
the back seat for miles?
372
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,325
You have more gas than I do.
373
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,377
Angus, watch out!
There's a squirrel! (Gasping)
374
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,708
(Tires screeching)
375
00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,711
(Crashing)
376
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:16,291
Lexi?
377
00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:19,540
What's going on?
378
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,415
Okay. You were
playing a game.
379
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,380
You didn't cause
any damage.
380
00:19:24,458 --> 00:19:26,878
I tricked you so I could
use your room as a closet.
381
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,500
So you lied to us?
382
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,883
You're no better than this
talking car that also lied to us!
383
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,920
Never mind that!
384
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,580
I destroyed a bookstore!
385
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,247
Luckily, no one got hurt,
386
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,753
because no one
reads anymore.
387
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:45,791
Yeah, but you're going to have to
pay for all this damage.
388
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,785
I can't afford that!
389
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,825
Then you'd better hide.
390
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,787
And I think I know just the place.
391
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,375
(Lexi) You think I'll be
safe in my closet?
392
00:19:56,959 --> 00:19:59,459
Shh! I hear someone coming.
393
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,286
(Both chuckling)
394
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,458
(Sighing)
395
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,416
Hey, Olive.
396
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,960
Hey, Fletcher.
397
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,331
Did Chyna send you
up here to talk to me?
398
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:17,167
No, I haven't
seen Chyna.
399
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,080
I was driving to Canada
in a fake talking car.
400
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,714
Oh. That's nice.
401
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,166
What? You're not going
to make fun of me
402
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,000
or call me stupid?
What's wrong?
403
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,173
Ah... You wouldn't understand.
404
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,495
Relationship problems.
405
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,169
(Exhaling)
I got dumped.
406
00:20:38,917 --> 00:20:40,627
I know how you feel.
407
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,379
I was dumped recently, too.
408
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,378
By Kennedy.
409
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:46,288
You're going to go
through some phases.
410
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,035
At first you'll feel
like a total loser.
411
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,535
(Scoffing) Then what?
412
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,875
I don't know. I've been stuck
in this phase for a while.
413
00:20:53,792 --> 00:20:54,792
(Laughs)
414
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,130
Thanks, Fletcher.
I needed that.
415
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:00,875
It's not easy
being alone.
416
00:21:02,333 --> 00:21:04,333
You're not alone.
417
00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:07,537
Look, I know we fight all the time,
but I'm always here for you.
418
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:18,712
What just happened?
419
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,037
Your face bumped
into my lips!
420
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,745
No! No, you kissed me! And...
421
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:25,214
I don't feel like vomiting.
422
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:28,922
Me neither.
What is happening?
423
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,884
Olive, there you are.
424
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,078
Uh-huh.
425
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,126
Look, I have a confession to make.
426
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:39,254
I sent Dixon away.
427
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,583
It's my fault
he broke up with you.
428
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:43,997
I feel terrible.
Can you ever forgive me?
429
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,253
Yeah, of course.
'Cause that's what friends do.
430
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:47,883
They kiss and make up. And...
431
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,669
And by that I mean they reconcile
432
00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:51,170
because why would you
literally kiss me?
433
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,170
Or anyone kiss me?
Especially Fletcher.
434
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,000
I wasn't talking
about Fletcher.
435
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,583
Who is, ever?
436
00:21:58,875 --> 00:22:00,705
Look, I totally forgive you, Chyna.
437
00:22:00,792 --> 00:22:02,542
I'm over Dixon.
438
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:03,825
-You are?
-Mmm-hmm.
439
00:22:03,917 --> 00:22:06,667
(Chuckling) Because you were, like,
head over heels in love with him.
440
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:09,750
I mean, he is really handsome,
and debonair,
441
00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:11,634
and handsome, and handsome...
442
00:22:11,709 --> 00:22:13,209
The lady said she's over him!
443
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,503
Okay. Fine. Sorry.
444
00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,457
So...
445
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:26,962
What now?
446
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:30,921
Well, we could either talk endlessly
about the kiss and what it means,
447
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:34,130
or we could just pretend
it never happened.
448
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,828
Or we could kiss again.
449
00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:36,917
Okay.
450
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,170
Get out of here, Philip!
451
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,710
We're trying
to have a moment!
452
00:22:50,959 --> 00:22:52,959
Hey, Dixie Cup.
453
00:22:53,041 --> 00:22:54,961
I heard Oksana broke up with you.
454
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,995
Feeling better?
455
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,003
(Wailing)
456
00:23:02,917 --> 00:23:04,037
A little.
457
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,707
Dude, you need
to forget about Oksana.
458
00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:10,252
Tell you what,
459
00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:13,003
I'm sure I could find another girl
to go out with you.
460
00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:15,884
Of course, it won't be easy.
461
00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,459
You're not exactly...
462
00:23:18,291 --> 00:23:19,331
...Zoozibble.
463
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,041
Okay! Who wants to go out
with Dixon?
464
00:23:25,125 --> 00:23:26,825
(All screaming)
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