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(theme music playing)
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Hey, Kennedy! What's up?
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What's up? What's up?
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I'll tell you what's up. Unemployment,
ocean levels, the national debt!
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And me, I'm up! Fed up with you!
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Well, that was weird.
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No kidding.
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Unemployment is actually down
a tenth of a point this week.
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She seems really mean,
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which is odd because Fletcher
has been dating her for weeks now
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and he seems completely devoted to her.
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-(bleats)
-More garbage, my darling?
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What are you doing?
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You're completely humiliating yourself.
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I have a good reason.
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Not you.
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I was talking to the goat.
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I'm trying to break up with Kennedy.
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So you can date the goat?
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No.
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Every time I try to end things
with Kennedy,
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I get confused when she uses
all her fancy debate terms
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like "burden of proof"
and "shut it, I'm talking."
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So I'm trying to create a scandal
that will threaten her political future.
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When she sees this, she'll have no choice
but to break up with me.
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(elevator bell dings)
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-Fletcher!
-Kennedy!
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-It's not what it looks like!
-(bleats)
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Well, what it looks like to me
is that you're an animal lover.
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-Oh, no.
-(bleats)
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My secret is out.
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And I'm glad it is.
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Huh?
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The latest polls have shown that Americans
prefer animals to humans by a wide margin.
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This will give a huge boost
to my campaign.
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-Let me get a picture of you and the goat.
-(bleats)
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Kissing.
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Excuse me?
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Kiss the goat!
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Not for me, but for our fellow citizens!
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Let the people of this great nation
see how much you love animals!
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Oh, yeah! As a future voter,
I'd like to see that.
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(bleats)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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So, Olive. Rumor has it
you totally bombed your math test.
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I did. Look at this!
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A 93! That's the lowest A you can get!
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My future is over!
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Now, I'll have to go
to some clown college. Like Cornell!
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Well, you're dressed for clown college.
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I don't understand how this happened.
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My eidetic memory
has always made taking tests easy as pie.
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An expression I never understood,
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because making a pie is not easy.
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Especially the crust.
The crust is everything.
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Math isn't about rote memorization.
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It's about problem solving.
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Something you clearly haven't mastered
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or you would have solved the problem
of your irritating personality.
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I know!
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And the worst part is,
the teacher said I need to get a tutor.
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Wow. I pity the poor soul
who gets stuck having to tutor you.
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What a nightmare.
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It's me, isn't it?
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There's Kennedy. She's so mean.
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What are you doing?
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I don't want her to notice me,
so I'm trying to blend in.
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I'm pretending to be a coffee table.
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But you don't look
anything like a coffee table.
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Hey! Use a coaster!
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Hey, Olive. I love your hair today.
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It reminds me of amber waves of grain,
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a staple of our great nation's
farming industry.
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Also, we have a coffee table at home
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that looks just like this.
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Thank you!
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I mean...
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Table sound.
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Well, if you like her hair,
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what do you think about
my new purple outfit?
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Doesn't it just scream
"purple mountain majesties?"
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Really, Chyna?
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Purple is the color of royalty.
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You might as well just
slap a crown on your head
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and pretend the Revolutionary War
never happened!
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You were right. She is so nice.
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She just hates you.
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But she can't hate me.
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Kennedy and Fletcher are a couple now,
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and if she doesn't like me, then,
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we'll never get to hang out with him.
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Perfect!
He'll be out of our lives forever!
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And isn't his birthday coming up?
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Now we won't have to get him a present!
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I don't want him out of our lives.
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I need to do something about this.
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Oh, I know what this is about.
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You just can't deal with people
not liking you.
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That is so not true.
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And what do you mean "people"
not liking me?
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Who else doesn't like me?
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Let's not focus on the dozens of people
who don't like you.
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Let's just focus on the reason
why Kennedy can't stand the sight of you.
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You know what?
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I'm just going to talk to Kennedy
and get to the bottom of this.
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I mean, she seems approachable.
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-Hey, Kenne...
-Security breach!
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-Wait! I just have one question.
-(elevator bell dings)
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You guys like me, right?
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Lexi, thank you for tutoring me.
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Well, my friends rate is $20 an hour.
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So for you, 30.
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Okay, let's start off
with some polynomial functions.
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When solving for x, the first step
is to find the degree of the polynomial.
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Okay. So...
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Two x-squared plus three x minus two...
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Why are you sweeping?
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Oh, I think better when I clean.
Don't mind me.
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Legs!
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So whenever we study, you have to clean?
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No. I don't have to clean.
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I want to clean.
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I'm not some freak.
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Two x-squared plus three x minus two...
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You know what?
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I think, we need to find
a better place to study.
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My room!
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And why is this better
than studying in my room?
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Because studies show that people learn
better by changing their environments.
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Oh, I read that study.
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You did?
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Yeah. Cognitive psychologists
have found that when you study
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you can improve your comprehension
and retention by altering your locations.
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Although, if that were true,
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wouldn't flight attendants
be the smartest in the world?
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Free vacations and dates with pilots?
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(chuckles)
Aren't they?
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Anyway, I've provided you
with some sample trigonometry problems.
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I've also provided you with hampers
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for whites, lights, darks
and hand-wash only.
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Lexi, I don't know what to do.
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I want to ask Kennedy
what her problem is with me,
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but she won't even talk to me.
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Can you believe that?
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No one's ever treated me that way before.
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It's like I don't even exist.
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Well, maybe she just has nothing nice
to say to me,
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so she'd rather not say anything at all.
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(gasps)
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Well, whatever the reason,
I need to fix the situation.
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But how?
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I can't even get close to her
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because she's hired
her own Secret Service guys
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to make her look more presidential.
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That's it.
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Great idea! Thanks, Lexi!
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(gruffly)
It's time for your break, Mark.
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I mean Dan.
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Steve?
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Jeff?
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Tim?
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Ms. Van Buren, I need to warn you
about a potential threat.
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We've intercepted chatter
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that people have been impersonating
Secret Service agents.
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Is there anyone you know
who doesn't like you?
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Or more importantly,
anyone you don't like?
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And if so, why? Let's go alphabetically.
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Starting with the letter C-H.
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-Before we do that, I have one request.
-Name it.
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Stop trying to steal my boyfriend, Chyna!
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-Kennedy, wait!
-(elevator bell dings)
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Oh!
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It's time for your break, Vic.
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I mean Frank.
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Elliot?
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Patrick?
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Vincent?
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Kennedy! Do you seriously think
I'm trying to steal your boyfriend?
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Yes. Like all girls,
you find Fletcher irresistible.
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Fletcher?
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Did you break up with the Fletcher I know
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and start dating some gorgeous model
named Fletcher?
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Stop pretending
like you're not interested.
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Kennedy, I'm not.
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I am actually thrilled that he's found
someone and that he's so in love.
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He said that?
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He said he's in love?
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Well, we haven't actually discussed it,
but I can tell.
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He even has a picture of you
next to his bed.
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(Fletcher) Take this, Kennedy!
(grunts)
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(grunts)
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In fact, I bet he's missing you right now.
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Chyna, I really appreciate you
helping me figure out
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what to get Fletcher for his birthday.
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What can I say?
I'm a likeable friend. Who you like.
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Am I right, guys?
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Anyway, I'm thinking
of getting Fletcher a lunch
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with former Deputy Secretary of Defense,
Paul Wolfowitz.
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I think his Grandma Dottie
got him that for Christmas.
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But you know what he'd really love?
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If you threw him a surprise party.
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You can get all his friends to come.
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Plus some other random people
so the room doesn't seem so empty.
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Great! We'll have lots of red,
white, and blue streamers.
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Actually, Fletcher is afraid of streamers.
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Why?
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Hey, look at me! I'm a streamer mummy.
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Pinata time!
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(screaming)
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Fine, but we can have tons of balloons!
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Actually, Fletcher is afraid of balloons.
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Why would he be afraid of balloons?
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Behold the wonders of static electricity.
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(electricity fizzles)
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Fine.
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You take him out to dinner
while we set everything up.
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Then I'll send a text to Fletcher
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and tell him to meet me
in the boys' lounge.
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Then, when he walks in, everybody
will jump up and yell, "Surprise!"
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Actually, Fletcher's afraid
of the word "surprise."
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Why?
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Surprise!
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Is that supposed to scare me?
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-Ooh, I'm startled!
-(duck quacks)
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Did I say "surprise"? I meant "duck."
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I think it might be safer if we said
something else that meant surprise.
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How about everyone jumps out and yells,
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"Unforeseen circumstance!"
(laughs)
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A 95. That's good.
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That's five less than 100.
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I just needed a little help in math,
I'm not five.
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Five! Very good!
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One, two, three, four, five.
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00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,502
Since you need a little bit more help,
257
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,333
we're going to study
in Angus's room today.
258
00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:10,327
That makes sense.
But do I really need this math cart?
259
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,423
Yes.
260
00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,710
Where else are you going to keep
your graph paper?
261
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:18,882
And your toilet paper?
262
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,504
Now let's get cracking.
263
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:24,463
I have a whole list of other places
we need to study later.
264
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,502
For instance, at 3:30
265
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:30,423
we're studying at a six bedroom house
in Santa Cruz.
266
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,081
Tutoring.
267
00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:39,712
Tutoring.
268
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,285
Hey, we said $20.
269
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,125
I'm only paying half because I thought
270
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:58,038
she was going to be
in a cute maid's outfit.
271
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,130
(bleats)
272
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:08,748
The trash you don't eat
still needs to be thrown away.
273
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:10,924
What were you, raised in a barn?
274
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:16,328
Dude, as much as I enjoy watching you
and your goat wife bicker,
275
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,580
I have it on good authority that Kennedy
and Chyna have become friends.
276
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,580
That's very good for you.
277
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:27,417
The girlfriend I can't stand is now
friends with the girlfriend I can't get?
278
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,880
How is that good?
279
00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,919
Kennedy will talk to Chyna
about what a great guy you are,
280
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,380
and Chyna will realize
what she's missing out on.
281
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:36,328
Then, she'll ask you out.
282
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,877
You really think so?
283
00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:42,075
Isn't that what happens
in every Shakespeare play?
284
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,793
I'm asking because I don't know.
I have a report due.
285
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,250
Hey, Fletcher.
286
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,673
Since tomorrow is your birthday,
287
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,920
I was hoping I could do something for you.
Can I take you out to dinner?
288
00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,285
(chuckles nervously)
289
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,375
Perfect.
Then let's meet here tomorrow at 6:00.
290
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:04,500
You were right.
291
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,253
Chyna is totally into me!
292
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,583
This is going to be
the best birthday ever!
293
00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:11,077
(bleats)
294
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,540
"Meh"? Really?
295
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:18,375
Everything's "meh" with you.
I'm tired of your negativity.
296
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:27,077
I didn't know they even sold math smocks.
297
00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,536
The calculator apron is convenient
and stylish.
298
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:36,127
But do we really need to have
our tutoring session in this hotel?
299
00:15:36,208 --> 00:15:37,668
Yes.
(chuckles)
300
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,920
What better place to study math?
301
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,670
I read that Pythagoras
came up with his theorem
302
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,880
at a Snuggle Time Comfort Lodge.
303
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:50,497
Anyway, I'll be back in two hours
to check in on your work.
304
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:54,333
You focus on quadratic equations.
In every room.
305
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:58,375
Except for the ones
that say "Do not disturb."
306
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,498
Somebody else is studying in those rooms.
307
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:07,825
So if A-squared equals B-squared
plus C-squared minus two B-C cosine A,
308
00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:10,747
then B-squared equals... Mother of pearl!
309
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:14,671
Where did all this hair come from?
310
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,917
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
311
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,247
Principal Skidmore?
312
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:22,955
Student I barely remember?
313
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,288
What are you doing here?
314
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:29,630
And why do you have a math smock?
315
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,130
I'm not Principal Skidmore anymore.
316
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:35,878
Because you Ants left Webster,
I lost my job.
317
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:38,919
Well, that and because I drove my car
through the wall of the school.
318
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:41,127
Sorry to hear that.
319
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,788
Are you kidding?
Best thing that ever happened to me.
320
00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:47,540
I get a lot more respect as a maid than
I ever did as a high school principal.
321
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:50,213
But now I've lost my job again
322
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:52,711
thanks to you
and your cut-rate maid services!
323
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:55,752
There must be some misunderstanding.
I'm not a maid.
324
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:58,004
Lexi's my math tutor
and she thought it would be good
325
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,793
if I studied here with my math cart,
wearing my math smock,
326
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:04,745
and for some reason she told me to put
little mints on the pillows once I was...
327
00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:06,674
What the heck? I'm a maid!
328
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,705
Not on my turf, you're not!
329
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,632
Hey! Easy with my geometry wand!
I need that to draw circles!
330
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,381
Thanks for dinner.
331
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,038
I always like to try new,
unusual ethnic foods.
332
00:17:26,125 --> 00:17:28,375
You had spaghetti with butter.
333
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:33,167
(in Italian accent)
Spaghetti! It just sounds so exotic!
334
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:37,130
You want to go back to the boys'
lounge for some dessert? I have...
335
00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:38,878
(in Italian accent)
...some jelly beans!
336
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,584
No! Um...
337
00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,128
Let's go up to the roof.
338
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:47,378
It's a beautiful night
to gaze at the stars.
339
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,333
(chuckles shyly)
Okay.
340
00:17:52,667 --> 00:17:56,577
-Look at the stars. They're beautiful.
-(chuckles)
341
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,327
(Fletcher) But not as beautiful as you.
342
00:17:58,417 --> 00:17:59,287
(sighs)
343
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:03,168
Yeah, the stars just go on forever.
344
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,880
(Chyna) Kind of like this evening.
345
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,288
So...
346
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,460
Do you know anything about constellations?
347
00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:12,212
Do I ever.
348
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:15,291
Just eat a bran muffin
and things will start moving again.
349
00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,577
(chuckles nervously)
350
00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:19,667
Fletcher. You are really...
351
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,710
(Chyna) Weird.
352
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:21,672
...special.
353
00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:25,381
Thanks. I think you're special, too.
354
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,498
(Fletcher) Nothing girls likemore than healthy bowel tips.
355
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,133
I am crushing it!
356
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:36,915
So, what should we do?
357
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,630
How about this?
358
00:18:40,542 --> 00:18:41,502
(gasps)
359
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,670
What are you doing?
360
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,790
I'm sorry.
I thought that's what you wanted.
361
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:51,377
No, we're just friends!
362
00:18:51,458 --> 00:18:54,328
Besides, you have a girlfriend!
You love her!
363
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,457
I don't love her. She's a goat.
364
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,288
I was talking about Kennedy.
365
00:19:00,875 --> 00:19:03,535
I only started dating her
to get you interested in me,
366
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:05,883
but clearly you're not.
367
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,791
And I've been trying to break up
with Kennedy for weeks,
368
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:10,575
but she never lets me get the words out.
369
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:12,537
I totally missed that.
370
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,827
(phone beeps)
371
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:18,882
It's a text from Kennedy.
372
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:20,879
She wants me to meet her
in the boys' lounge.
373
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,290
You know? I'm just going to march in there
374
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:25,165
and blurt out
that I'm breaking up with her,
375
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,080
before she has a chance
to talk me out of it.
376
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,876
No! Wait! You can't!
377
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,790
-Surprise!
-(duck quacks)
378
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,211
Kennedy, I don't know how to say this,
379
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:37,831
but you need to cancel the party.
380
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:39,747
What do you mean cancel the party?
381
00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:43,134
I am so sorry,
but Fletcher is not in love with you.
382
00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:46,078
He told me he was planning
to burst in here and break up with you.
383
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,746
I would have told you sooner,
384
00:19:47,834 --> 00:19:49,714
but it was an unforeseen circumstance!
385
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,422
(all) Unforeseen circumstance!
386
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,330
Man, you guys are some good hiders!
387
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,580
I thought we were friends, Chyna.
388
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:04,127
I can't believe you would come in here
and lie to my face!
389
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,418
What are you talking about?
390
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,080
You just want me to cancel the party
and break up with Fletcher
391
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,076
so you can have him for yourself!
392
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,576
Kennedy, please,
just call off the party, quick!
393
00:20:12,667 --> 00:20:14,377
Because once those doors open,
394
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,958
this is going to be the most
humiliating moment of your life!
395
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:22,212
-Kennedy, I...
-(all) Unforeseen circumstance!
396
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,040
Kennedy,
there's something I need to tell you.
397
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,382
Something I should have said
a long time ago.
398
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,288
-Fletcher, wait...
-No, I need to say this.
399
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,245
Kennedy...
400
00:20:38,542 --> 00:20:41,252
You are the sweetest girlfriend
in the whole world!
401
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,575
This is why no one likes you.
402
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,415
What happened?
403
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,125
I thought you didn't like her.
404
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,578
I thought so too.
405
00:20:56,667 --> 00:21:00,537
But I guess I was so focused
on the fact she wasn't you,
406
00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:02,245
I couldn't see all her good qualities.
407
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:05,537
And look,
there are no scary streamers or balloons.
408
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:09,075
Only someone who really cares about me
would think of details like that.
409
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,213
You're right.
410
00:21:12,291 --> 00:21:14,381
Well, I'm just happy you're happy.
411
00:21:14,792 --> 00:21:16,132
(romantic song playing)
412
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,878
Fletcher, sweetie, you want to dance?
413
00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:19,169
It's a slow song.
414
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,960
(chuckles shyly)
Okay.
415
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,330
-Now that was a surprise.
-(duck quacks)
416
00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:32,753
Why did we name that duck Surprise?
417
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,884
And teach it to come when we call it?
418
00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:47,957
Huh. There you are, Olive.
What are you still doing in the same room?
419
00:21:50,417 --> 00:21:51,917
Oh!
420
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,630
You're working on geometry.
421
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:56,172
Guess who I ran into?
422
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,210
(toilet flushes)
423
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:05,670
Who?
424
00:22:07,542 --> 00:22:09,792
Principal Skidmore, the old maid.
425
00:22:09,875 --> 00:22:12,495
Who, unrelated to her nickname,
"the old maid,"
426
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,626
is literally the old maid.
427
00:22:17,041 --> 00:22:19,251
Because apparently, I'm the new maid!
428
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:22,247
Well, you won't be the new maid for long,
429
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,583
talking to your supervisor like that.
430
00:22:25,792 --> 00:22:27,712
I can't believe
you've been charging people
431
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:29,672
$20 for me to clean their rooms
432
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,130
while I've been paying you $30
to tutor me!
433
00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:35,002
I don't know how you thought
you'd get away with this,
434
00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,293
but nobody pulls the wool over my eyes,
435
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:39,535
except for me,
when I put on a wool turtleneck!
436
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:42,673
You're right.
437
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,330
I'm sorry.
I have been treating you unfairly.
438
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:47,457
And to make it up to you...
439
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:49,922
I won't charge you $30 an hour anymore.
440
00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,535
I'll charge you 20.
441
00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,247
Thank you!
442
00:22:57,583 --> 00:23:00,713
No one takes advantage of Olive Doyle.
443
00:23:00,792 --> 00:23:02,582
Hey, new girl, get in here.
444
00:23:02,667 --> 00:23:04,497
This is a two-person job.
445
00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,583
No one.
446
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,706
(upbeat music playing)
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