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(upbeat music playing)
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Hey, Angus! I need to talk to you.
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(inhales sharply)
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Whee!
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Okay. Two things. One, bless you.
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And two, what the heck
kind of sneeze was that?
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That wasn't a sneeze.
I don't sneeze like that.
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I'm a man!
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Whee!
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(chuckles)
Okay, well, cover your mouth
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when you "don't sneeze"!
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Anyway, I have a great idea for a new app.
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Here we go.
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Everyone thinks they have
a great idea for an app.
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It's like, "I'm just trying
to have lunch here, Mom,
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and now you've made it awkward."
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Do you even know the first thing
about writing software?
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How hard can it be?
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How hard can it be? Really hard!
Harder than writing some silly song!
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Well, I'll have you know
that my dub-step remix of Silly Song
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is huge in Taiwan!
(scoffs)
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Chyna! There you are!
We have major problems!
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Listen to this. We are under attack!
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-(beeps)
-(harp playing)
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We're being attacked by angels?
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No! Hashimoto Mobile has come out
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with the most downloaded
text alert in history.
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That's why I need my musical prodigy
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to compose the catchiest,
most memorable text alert ever.
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(laughs)
Cool! I would love to do it.
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(harp playing)
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I think you just got a text.
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No, I didn't.
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Which can only mean one thing.
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(screams)
People!
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We are under attack by angels!
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Prepare yourselves!
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This place is about to become
a living heaven!
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Oops!
(chuckles)
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(phone beeps)
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My mistake. I did get a text.
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From Dr. Novine.
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He wants to cancel
my counseling session today.
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Oh, text him back. That cannot happen.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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(sighs)
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(sighs loudly)
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(sighs dramatically)
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Olive, what?
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Well, since you won't let it go,
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I'm all out of reading material.
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I've read all my textbooks,
all the books in the library,
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and just now, the entire Internet.
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And I have to say,
World Wide Web, quite a few typos.
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Well, if you want something to read,
read my lips.
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Look, I need constant
intellectual stimulation.
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If you want to keep your mind busy,
how about I give you a brain teaser?
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(scoffs)
You know a brain teaser?
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How quaint.
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Okay, let's get this over with.
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Lay it on me, Teaser of Brains.
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Okay. In an Egyptian villa,
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Anthony and Cleopatra are lying dead.
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Caesar stands over them.
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Nearby is a broken glass,
and the floor is wet.
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Caesar never laid a hand on them
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and they have not been poisoned.
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How did they die?
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Olive?
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Yes, Fletcher?
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Do you know the answer?
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I'm thinking.
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Do you want a hint?
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No, I don't want a hint!
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Hints are for the weak and the witless!
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When have you ever known me
to take a hint?
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Certainly not two minutes ago
when I ignored three of your sighs.
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Okay, Mr. Grundy, I think you're really
going to like what I've come up with.
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I call this one
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Untitled Text Alert.
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I'm really bad with titles.
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(strumming basic chords)
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-(chuckles)
-Ah!
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It's so evocative.
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It reminds me of the time
when I was seven years old
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at my favorite amusement park,
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-the Wellington World of Whimsy.
-Great!
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When suddenly,
I got separated from my mother.
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Tears in my eyes,
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lost and alone, I cried out, "Mother!
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Mother! Where are you, Mother?
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Why have you forsaken me?"
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(sobbing)
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So, you love it?
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(sputters)
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I call this one
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Another Untitled Text Alert.
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(playing soulful jazz music)
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(chuckles)
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That sounds like
a warm cup of homemade cocoa.
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My grandmother drowned in a cup of cocoa.
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(playing simple melody)
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That is scandalously inappropriate!
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You should be ashamed of yourself,
young lady!
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(playing softly)
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(chuckles)
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Are you making fun of me?
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Sir, maybe if you give me an idea
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of what you're looking for, I can
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not make you cry again.
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I don't know what I'm looking for.
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But I'll know it when I hear it.
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(sneeze building)
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Whee!
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That's it! That's my new text alert!
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(both) It is?
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Yes! How did you come up
with that catchy sound?
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No, all he did was...
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(chuckling)
What can I say?
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I've got so much talent,
it's coming out of my nose.
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(laughs)
You're also incredibly witty.
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Uh, Mr. Grundy,
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please, just let me play you
a couple more options.
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I have one you're really gonna love called
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Witty Untitled Text Alert that Doesn'tRemind You of Your Dead Grandmother.
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Sorry, Chyna. You had your chance.
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I guess you were just in over your head.
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Much like Granny when she ordered
that large cocoa.
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(stifling sob)
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(squeals)
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Wow. Maybe you should write an app
you could use
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to see the shocked look on your face.
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You mean a mirror?
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Ooh! I'd buy that app.
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(cellphones whee-ing)
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Cheers, prodigies!
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I am over the moon with joy.
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In fact, I haven't been this happy
since I actually bought the moon.
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And then went over it.
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With joy.
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(chuckles)
What are you so happy about?
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The new zPhone sales are through the roof,
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thanks to the new
text alert I commissioned.
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It's now the most
listened-to sound in history,
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surpassing Happy Birthday, the Beatles,
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and characters on TV saying, "Hello!"
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I cannot believe
he thinks Angus is talented.
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It's Angus! Hello!
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Why are you telling me this?
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We're not friends. Hello!
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Ah! There he is! My main man.
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The maestro! Mr. Music!
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These are not nicknames.
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I've just temporarily blanked
on what your name is.
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(cellphone) Whee.
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I just got a text.
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Ah! Seems we just broke
all sales records in Europe!
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Congratulations,
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you!
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Well, some people have it,
and some people are Chyna.
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So! Who are your new friends?
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Oh, they're not my friends.
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They're my entourage.
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Successful artists like me have people
eager to wait on their every need.
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Watch.
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Old gum!
(spits)
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New gum!
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Not spearmint!
We had a meeting about this.
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Well, Angus, I'm glad to see
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your text alert success
hasn't changed you.
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No, my entourage changes me.
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Which reminds me. Old shirt!
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Ahhh! New shirt! New shirt!
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So, how's it going with the riddle?
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Have you figured out
how Anthony and Cleopatra died yet?
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I think so.
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I've been doing a lot of research
on the history of ancient Egypt,
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and I think I have discovered
a little-known interesting factoid
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by examining these hieroglyphs.
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(coughing)
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The Land of the Pharaohs was devastated
by a terrible plague in 30 B.C.,
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so Anthony and Cleopatra must have died
after getting horribly sick!
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See? This is the ancient Egyptian symbol
for projectile vomiting.
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Where'd you get that?
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From the museum.
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You mean the gift shop, right?
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Okay.
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I can't believe
you can't solve this riddle!
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It's so simple.
I got the answer in two seconds.
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If you got it,
then maybe I just need to think like you.
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"Duh, Cleopatra go sleep-sleep!"
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Olive, do you know
where my blue jacket is?
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I can't solve any
more mysteries right now!
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My brain is going to explode!
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Oh! Here it is.
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Underneath this worthless old rock.
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-(shattering)
-Ahhh!
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Don't worry. You can just get
another one at the gift shop.
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Right. Gift shop.
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Angus, what are you doing in here?
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I'm a musical genius.
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I need to be around these musical
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doodads.
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But you don't even know
what any of these instruments are.
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Sure I do.
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The hobo.
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The weird hanger.
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And the French-dip horn.
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It's called the French horn,
not the French-dip horn.
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Then explain
why there's a roast beef sandwich in it.
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Yo! Guys! You got to get up
on this organic honeybell mustard.
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You don't know anything about music.
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Or French-dip sandwiches.
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You want to use a spicy mustard,
not a sweet mustard.
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Well, if I don't know
anything about music,
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then why did Mr. Grundy
ask me to write a song
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for all the new zPhone commercials?
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What? How could that be?
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I'm the musical prodigy!
This makes no sense!
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Can we talk about this later? I'm eating.
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Old napkin!
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New napkin!
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Lexi? You joined Angus's entourage?
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But you don't even like Angus.
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I know. But I weighed how little
I like to spend time with Angus
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against how much I knew
this would irritate you.
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Looking at your face now,
I see I made the right choice!
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(sniffing)
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Olive?
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(grunting)
Yeah?
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What are you doing?
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I'm doing what all great sleuths do
when they are momentarily stumped.
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Forget to bathe and descend into madness?
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No! Lay out all the clues
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and then approach them with the cold,
calculating focus of a TV detective.
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Hello!
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I can't believe you don't know
the answer and I do.
259
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:54,539
Me! The person you're always
making fun of for being dumb.
260
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,539
Well, who's dumber now?
261
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:02,631
Yeah. Why do you know the answer?
262
00:13:02,709 --> 00:13:03,999
It's not 'cause you're smart.
263
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,753
Maybe you did it!
264
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,955
Maybe you killed Anthony
and Cleopatra and framed Caesar.
265
00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:13,291
Admit it! You killed them because
they found out about your pyramid scheme!
266
00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:24,959
Uh, so, Angus,
now that you're a musical maestro,
267
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:27,541
-why don't you...
-Hold that thought.
268
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,125
(shouts)
Old eye crust!
269
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,916
New eye crust!
270
00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:44,423
Why would you ask for new eye crust?
271
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,580
Because I can.
272
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,747
You were saying?
273
00:13:48,834 --> 00:13:51,924
I was saying I'd love to hear the music
you've come up with
274
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,540
for Mr. Grundy's new ad campaign.
275
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,880
Well, I don't have anything yet,
276
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:59,583
but just like my text alert,
it'll come to me.
277
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,418
It's not hard like writing an app.
278
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,380
Or trying to use
one of these weird hangers.
279
00:14:09,834 --> 00:14:11,714
Okay, I get it.
280
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:14,785
I'm sorry I said writing an app was easy.
281
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,668
But just admit you didn't write any music.
282
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,040
(snorts)
Of course I did.
283
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,079
But you just sneezed!
284
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,746
And it sounded like a baby leprechaun
on a teeter-totter.
285
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,674
"Whee!"
286
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:32,580
Chyna, I know you're stuck on your old,
boring ideas of music
287
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:34,917
made with musical doodads...
288
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:38,420
Instruments! They're called instruments!
289
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,170
Whatever!
290
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,250
But what you mistook for a sneeze
291
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,383
was actually a new form of music I call
292
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,825
nasal singing.
293
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,577
Ah. My mistake.
294
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:55,790
In fact, since you made
such beautiful music with your nose,
295
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:58,995
maybe you should compose the song
for Mr. Grundy
296
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:02,423
using the, uh, other sounds
that come out of your body.
297
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,000
There are a lot of them.
298
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:10,001
-Yeah! I'm gonna do it!
-(elevator dings)
299
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,423
(chuckles)
300
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,745
Mr. Grundy? You joined his entourage?
301
00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:21,294
What? I am the CEO
of a multi-billion-dollar corporation.
302
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,995
I don't have time to be in an entourage.
303
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:27,417
Besides, I'm already in a crew,
a posse, and a sewing circle.
304
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:30,875
Where do you think
I made this dope track suit?
305
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:34,999
So, Sparky, how is my song coming?
306
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,173
Am I going to love it?
307
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:37,960
(chuckling)
Trust me,
308
00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:41,171
you're going to be knocked out
by his body of work.
309
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,790
I can't wait to hear it.
310
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:46,165
But I'll have to,
because if you're late for sewing circle,
311
00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,000
they bad-mouth you on a pillow.
312
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,745
Chyna, are you up here crying?
313
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,084
You shouldn't be alone.
314
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:03,246
I want to watch.
315
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,331
I'm not crying.
316
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,957
But Mr. Grundy's eyes are gonna water
when he hears Angus' song.
317
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,041
Trust me. It's gonna stink.
318
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,420
What did you do?
319
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:19,040
I just tricked Angus into writing
a zPhone song that is so embarrassing,
320
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,035
he's going to make a huge fool of himself.
321
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:25,495
Chyna, that is evil. Unforgivably evil.
322
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,883
I'm so proud of you!
323
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:31,496
No! I'm not being evil.
I'm teaching Angus a lesson.
324
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,881
He's a fraud and he does not deserve
the success he's getting.
325
00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:35,789
I deserve it.
326
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:39,875
That's exactly how I feel
about all your successes!
327
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,419
We're like the same person!
328
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,500
Seriously,
it's like I'm looking in a mirror.
329
00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:46,923
Well, a funhouse mirror.
330
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,788
That's not very fun.
331
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,917
I think you're overstating it.
All I did was a little prank.
332
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:58,417
You call embarrassing Angus in front
of millions of people "a little prank?"
333
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,380
Wait. What do you mean,
"millions of people"?
334
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:03,788
Mr. Grundy decided to debut Angus's song
335
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,955
at the big Z-Tech presentation.
336
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:07,881
It's being streamed live
all over the world!
337
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,169
What? Well, when does it start?
338
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,630
-Thursday.
-(sighs)
339
00:17:11,709 --> 00:17:12,539
This Thursday.
340
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,753
Today. It's happening right now.
341
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,293
As you know, our theme park, Z-Land,
342
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,745
has been closed since 2003
343
00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:29,834
when it was discovered
that the haunted house was really haunted,
344
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,535
by asbestos.
345
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,920
But we are proud to finally announce
346
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,580
the opening next year of New Z-Land.
347
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,917
(applause)
348
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,419
What do you mean, the name's taken?
349
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:50,710
Anyway, here to perform the song
for the new zPhone ad campaign,
350
00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:54,832
the genius
behind our best-selling text alert,
351
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:58,538
Big Guy!
352
00:17:58,625 --> 00:18:01,875
(applause)
353
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:07,165
My murderer walks the Earth unpunished!
354
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,000
While I, the queen of Egypt,
355
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:13,043
am tormented by a cockamamie riddle!
356
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,457
Olive, there's something different
about you.
357
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,581
Have you lost weight?
358
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,997
Or your mind?
359
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:24,829
I figured if I act out the riddle,
the answer will present itself.
360
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,917
I'm Cleopatra. You're Anthony.
Lie down, you're dead.
361
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,790
-How did I die?
-That's what I'm trying to figure out!
362
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,705
Look. I'm sorry I told you this riddle.
363
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,252
Or ever met you.
364
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,788
Can I please just tell you the answer?
365
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,035
Never! I've been trying to solve
this non-stop for days!
366
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,291
Maybe Cleopatra
was having a drink of water,
367
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,785
dropped the glass, which startled
a basket full of venomous snakes,
368
00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,165
which leapt out
and devoured Anthony's face.
369
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,000
(snakes hissing)
370
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,633
Where did you get real snakes?
371
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,039
From a zoo
372
00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,922
...'s gift shop.
373
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,540
(snakes hissing)
374
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:03,125
(screams)
Look! Look!
375
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,788
Cleopatra and Anthony
were goldfish in a bowl,
376
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:08,495
which was knocked over by a
cat named Caesar!
377
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:14,380
What bowl? You said
there was a broken glass on the floor.
378
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,208
No, there's broken glass on the floor.
379
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,961
(shrieking)
You said "a" broken glass!
380
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,419
Did I? Huh. Potato, tomato.
381
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:27,997
I've limited my thinking to it
being "a" broken glass!
382
00:19:29,792 --> 00:19:32,082
Olive, what are you getting
so upset about?
383
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:35,166
So I said "a" glass. Big deal.
384
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,170
Right. Let's move on to a new riddle.
385
00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:42,004
A boy is found stuffed
in a basket full of snakes.
386
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,173
Who put him there?
387
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,790
I did.
388
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:50,210
(snakes hissing)
389
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:55,665
Ugh! Where is the Roomavator?
What does this button even do?
390
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,330
(snakes hissing)
391
00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,957
(hawking phlegm)
392
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:10,832
(elevator dings)
393
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:18,460
(snorting)
394
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,330
(pops)
395
00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:23,745
Oh...
396
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:27,333
-(hawking continues)
-This is the worst thing I have ever seen.
397
00:20:27,417 --> 00:20:29,287
And I've seen you star in a musical.
398
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:31,709
I've got to help him.
399
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,831
(chuckles)
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
400
00:20:36,709 --> 00:20:38,129
I know what you're thinking.
401
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,788
It appears that this poor guy is just
up here completely humiliating himself
402
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:45,415
by making random
and disgusting bodily noises.
403
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,960
(gleefully)
Because he is!
404
00:20:48,709 --> 00:20:50,129
(whispering)
What are you doing?
405
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,458
I'm saving you.
406
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,785
(chuckles)
Folks, what he is in fact doing
407
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,035
is showing you how, with the new zPhone,
408
00:20:57,125 --> 00:21:01,325
you can take disgusting noises
and turn them into beautiful music.
409
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:04,787
So, how about a little bit more
of that nasal singing?
410
00:21:05,834 --> 00:21:06,674
(sneeze building)
411
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:07,830
Whee!
412
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:11,083
-Now, add a little hiccup!
-(beeps)
413
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:12,915
(hiccups)
414
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,707
-Now, hit me with the phlegm!
-(beeps)
415
00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:17,042
(snorts)
416
00:21:17,125 --> 00:21:21,035
Now smooth it all out
with a little bit of mellow armpit.
417
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,332
(squelching)
418
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,577
(chuckles)
Now, with just a few taps...
419
00:21:28,291 --> 00:21:33,751
-(hiccupping and squelching rhythmically)
-Whee!
420
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,964
-(hiccupping and squelching rhythmically)
-Whee!
421
00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:37,791
(hiccupping and squelching rhythmically)
422
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,825
-(hiccupping and squelching rhythmically)
-Whee!
423
00:21:39,917 --> 00:21:41,627
Whee! Whee! Whee!
424
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:46,329
-(rhythmic snorting begins)
-(other sounds continue)
425
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,075
Whee!
426
00:21:51,166 --> 00:21:53,746
-(laughs)
-(cheering)
427
00:21:57,834 --> 00:22:00,714
That was a great song...
428
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:04,710
Angus. His name is Angus.
429
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:07,502
And I agree. Great song, Angus.
430
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,213
(huffs)
(Angus) Huh! It really was.
431
00:22:09,792 --> 00:22:12,712
-Thanks, Chyna. You saved me.
-(giggles)
432
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,076
I'm sorry I acted like a jerk.
433
00:22:15,583 --> 00:22:18,293
And I'm sorry I tricked you
into coming up here and doing this.
434
00:22:18,375 --> 00:22:19,535
Look, I never should have...
435
00:22:21,208 --> 00:22:23,208
(sneeze building)
436
00:22:23,291 --> 00:22:24,251
Whee!
437
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:28,379
You know,
you should really cover your mouth.
438
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,828
Because I... I think I'm...
I'm catching your...
439
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,707
(sneeze building)
440
00:22:32,792 --> 00:22:33,792
(deep growling sneeze)
441
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:40,379
You two have the silliest sneezes
I've ever heard.
442
00:22:40,458 --> 00:22:41,288
(sneeze building)
443
00:22:41,959 --> 00:22:44,919
Ah-choo!
(warbling in high pitch)
444
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:49,750
What? No one's going to say gesundheit?
445
00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:58,252
Silly Song Two, Sillier Song
recording session, take one.
446
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,290
(sneezing)
447
00:23:01,375 --> 00:23:04,915
(all sneezing rhythmically)
448
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,833
-(Angus grunts)
-Guys, once more!
449
00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,957
You've got to be sillier.It's called Sillier Song!
450
00:23:25,041 --> 00:23:26,211
Hello!
451
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,919
(theme music playing)
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