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(theme music playing)
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Check it out. I took our 3D model
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and I added clouds, trees, rivers,
and a baby goat.
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I'm not sure
why the mountains are pink, though.
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Because they're lungs!
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Fletcher, this is our biology project!
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Oh. Biology not geology.
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I always mix up the "ologies."
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Looks like I owe you two ladies
a sincere proctology.
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Everyone, I have an exciting announcement.
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We have a brilliant young prodigy
coming to visit today!
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Oh, really? Where is he from?
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1986.
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Wow, this place is totally rad!
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I'm like, totally wiggin' out!
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, doo, doo ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Everybody's got that thing ♪
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♪ Something different we all bring ♪
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♪ Don't you let 'em clip your wings ♪
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♪ You got it, you got it ♪
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♪ We're on fire and we blaze ♪
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♪ In extraordinary ways ♪
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♪ 365 days ♪
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♪ We got it, we got it ♪
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♪ You can dream it ♪
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♪ You can be it ♪
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♪ If you can feel it ♪
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♪ You can believe it ♪
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♪ 'Cause I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Yeah, I am, you are, we are ♪
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♪ Exceptional, exceptional ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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Whoo!
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Everyone, I'd like to introduce myself.
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Here I am.
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Well, teenage me.
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Really? You're me?
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What's with the disapproving tone?
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"Really? You're me?"
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What's wrong with how I look?
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You want me to start at the hairless top
or the flabby bottom?
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Hey, this flabby bottom
has a wallet in its back pocket
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filled with 62 billion dollars!
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I don't believe in banks.
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Hold on.
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You traveled here from 1986?
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You're Zoltan?
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(both) In the flesh.
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Some of us in more flesh than others.
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I don't understand. Who is...
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How did... What was...
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Huh?
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It's simple.
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When I was 14, I built this time machine
using spare parts,
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'80s toys, and hair gel.
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We have a lot of hair gel in the '80s.
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Not that you'd need much
of that right now.
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Will you shut my mouth?
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Anyway, I traveled to the future
and arrived, well.
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about two minutes ago.
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Wow! What's the past like?
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Are there cyborgs and flying cars?
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It's the past.
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I know. I just don't really pay attention
in history class.
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Z? Wait. Do I own this place?
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Yep.
Not bad for a guy who got a D in physics.
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It's not my fault I can't concentrate
sitting next to Tina Garcetti,
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the most bodacious girl in school.
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Uh,
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yeah.
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Here's her current profile picture.
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Yikes. She has less hair than you do.
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Except on her face.
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Well, I guess welcome to the 21st Century.
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I'm Chyna.
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You're a pretty girl
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and you're talking to me!
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Is she a robot? Never mind.
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It's better if I don't know.
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Yes! The entertainment center
I ordered is finally here.
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No problem!
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We can put it together, right guys?
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Can you believe it?
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Zoltan won't let me use his time machine!
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He has a time machine?
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Yes! I need to use it
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to go back in time
and undo a terrible tragedy!
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World War II?
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The Black Plague? The Spanish Inquisition?
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My fifth grade school picture!
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I had a bad hair day.
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Oh. I had a bad hair day once.
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Anyway.
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I wish I could go back in time
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and prevent that photographer
from ever being born!
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Or just brush my hair.
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Well, you're in luck.
I have my own time machine...
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Kit.
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You just need to put it together.
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Wait. You can't buy time machines.
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Not now.
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But in the distant future,
they're readily available.
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So I filled out an order form,
left it here.
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it was found in the distant future,
processed,
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and my time machine kit
was sent back in time.
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That's just confusing enough
to be believable!
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So, what do you think of the school
you're going to build some day?
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-I think it's very...
-I am not a robot!
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I know, I know.
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Although that's what a robot
would be programed to say.
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Well, now you've seen what it's like
to be a teen in the 21st century!
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pretty different from back in the 1980s
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when Christopher Colombo
discovered electricity!
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I get that you're not interested
in history class,
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but, try paying attention in life!
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Anyway,
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here's a document of all of the really
important news events of the 21st century
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a copy of Teeny Bopper magazine.
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Oh, and don't get scared when you get
to the article on Bieber Fever.
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It's not some horrible disease.
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Isn't it?
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Isn't it though?
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All right, Mini-Zee,
time to go back to 1986.
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Forget it, Super-Size-Me. I'm not going.
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Why not?
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-Because I'm in love with Chyna!
-(all) What?
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Wait.
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I know why I said "what."
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And I know why he said "what."
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But why did you say "what"?
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I'm just surprised he's in love with you
when there's Zazow!
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Look, you cannot be in love with me.
We just met.
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-And you definitely can't stay here!
-Why not?
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That's why.
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Why is he disappearing?
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Because teenage Zoltan
has decided to stay here,
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he won't grow up to become this version
of himself and he'll cease to exist.
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Please, Zoltan. You have to go back!
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I'm sorry,
but what is there back in 1986 for me?
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Playing video games,
having no date to the prom,
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and ending up a big, bald loner?
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Big, balding loner.
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Look, I'm not going to stand here and...
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Oh, there goes the foot.
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(thuds)
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Zoltan, you're killing Zoltan!
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You have to go back to 1986!
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I'll tell you what,
all the Zoltans will vote.
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If you want me to go back,
raise your hand.
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(groaning)
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It's unanimous. I'm staying.
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Look, you may be in love with Chyna,
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but she's never going to fall for someone
she's known for two hours.
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She's going she's friends with
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who spends years slowly grinding away
at her defenses.
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Let's not even discuss who I may
or will never ever fall in love with.
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What are you guys saying?
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Why can't I hear you?
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It doesn't matter.
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The point is you're getting
in that time machine you little...
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He's gone!
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Wait, he built this building.
And if he doesn't exist,
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then how can Z-Tech exist?
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It can't.
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(whirring)
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(people screaming)
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Will you go back to 1986
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if I come with you
and be your date to the prom?
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His date? Can we think of any other ideas?
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No!
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You'll be my date to the prom tonight?
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I'm in.
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(synthesized voice)
Activating temporal generator.
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We're like, totally going to 1986.
(echoing)
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Temporal transfer complete.
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That was gnarly to the max.
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Welcome to 1986!
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(gasps)
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What have I done?
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I forgot to bring a prom dress!
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You look great.
Why not wear what you're wearing?
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I can't do that!
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In my time, this outfit is '70s retro.
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But in the '80s, this is just out of date.
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You're still not done
with the time machine yet?
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I guess your bad hair picture
will be around forever.
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I'm working on it!
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Plus, these instructions
are really complicated.
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And I got distracted for a few minutes
when the building started to disappear.
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Yeah, that was weird.
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(upbeat music playing)
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Whoa!
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The '80s are so... '80s!
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I've got to take some pictures
to show Olive!
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Pass me your cell phone!
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Hmm?
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Oh, no. Here comes Tina Garcetti!
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Don't worry. I got this.
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Oh, wow, Trolltan, your cousin
doesn't look anything likea ya.
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This one's not my cousin.
That was one time!
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Really? You have an actual date?
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Of course I'm an actual date.
I'm not a robot.
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I'm not a robot.
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Look, Zolturd,
I have bigger problems than ya.
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I'm head of the prom committee
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and the lead singer of the band is like,
totally not coming.
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His car like, totally crashed
and now it's like, totally totaled.
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Uh!
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Totally.
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Well, If you want, I could sing something.
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If your taste in music
is anything like your taste in outfits,
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I think I'll pass.
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You should meet this girl, Lexi, I know.
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I think you two would really hit it off.
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Really? This song?
My mom listens to this song on Oldies 107.
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I mean, Newies 107.
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♪ Gonna hit the club tonight ♪
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♪ slipping on my righteous skirt ♪
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♪ Rubber bracelets on my armShoulder peeking out my shirt ♪
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♪ I'm pretty in pinkDressed up to the max ♪
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♪ Phonin' home like ETSo my dad won't heart attack ♪
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♪ Gotta be who I amYeah, totally, fer sure ♪
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♪ Cuz no matter what you doTime goes by in a blur
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♪ So turn back the clock ♪
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♪ I wanna rock ♪
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♪ Gotta party till I dropHope the 80's never stop ♪
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(applause)
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Wow, she's really your girlfriend?
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Do you want to dance?
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I don't think I should.
I'm here with someone else.
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This next song is called
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"Don't Be A Doofus. You Should Dance
With Her. You And I Have No Future."
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Seriously?
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That's an actual song?
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(groovy music playing)
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Okay, next I have to install
the glass doors for the DVD cabinet.
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DVD cabinet?
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Oh.
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DVD stands for
deionization vector doohickey.
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Oh. Okay. But I don't see any glass.
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Well, you haven't assembled it yet.
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(grunts)
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I'm supposed to make glass from sand?
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Forget it! I give up!
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Well, if you don't want to finish
this time machine,
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maybe you could help me
hang this school picture.
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(sighs)
All right, the prom was fun,
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but it's time for me to head back
to the 21st Century.
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(fizzes)
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Oh, no! Something went wrong!
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(synthesized voice)
Like, no duh.
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Zoltan?
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Zoltan?
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00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:58,998
Zoltan!
259
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:00,133
What?
260
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:07,037
Do you think you could take a breather
to fix the time machine?
261
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:08,674
Uh.
262
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,503
-I don't exactly know how.
-What?
263
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:15,213
It was kind of a fluke in the first place.
264
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,581
So, I'm trapped in the '80s?
265
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:22,625
Your cousin is like, a total buzzkill.
266
00:14:26,291 --> 00:14:28,631
Okay, Mr. Grundy's back
and the building's back.
267
00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:31,669
So I guess Chyna got young Zoltan
back to 1986.
268
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,500
-Where's Chyna?
-(elevator pings)
269
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:34,673
I'm right here.
270
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,253
(both) Chyna?
271
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,293
Olive?
272
00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:39,877
Fletcher?
273
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:43,537
I haven't seen you guys in 30 years.
274
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,581
What happened to you? You're old!
275
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,674
Don't you sass me, young lady!
276
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,918
Remember when I went back to 1986?
277
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:58,580
Well, the time machine broke
and I got stuck in the '80s.
278
00:14:58,667 --> 00:15:01,497
I had to live my life
over the last three decades.
279
00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:04,423
I'm here at the school
to enroll my daughter.
280
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:05,674
You have a daughter?
281
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,960
-Think she'd go out with me?
-No.
282
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:12,876
What about you?
I don't see a ring on that finger.
283
00:15:18,667 --> 00:15:22,127
Chyna, I can't believe
you're a grown woman with a daughter.
284
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:23,958
That means you've done grown-up stuff
285
00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,575
so tell me, what's it like to, uh,
286
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:28,747
vote?
287
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:33,035
You youngsters, so curious.
288
00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,995
Kids these days grow up too fast as it is.
289
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,210
Look who's talking.
You were 14 this morning.
290
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:44,075
Ugh!
Tina Garcetti keeps trying to Z-Chat me!
291
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:48,536
We went out a couple of times
in high school. Move on!
292
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:51,165
Who's that?
293
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,460
It's me, Chyna.
294
00:15:52,542 --> 00:15:56,002
Wow. We went to prom together once!
295
00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:57,753
Move on!
296
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,462
Mr. Grundy, you've got to do something!
297
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:02,042
Our Chyna's gone forever.
298
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:03,825
We were supposed to grow up together!
299
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:06,077
I was supposed to be
the maid of honor at her wedding!
300
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,786
And I was supposed to be the groom!
301
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:13,075
I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.
302
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,206
The time machine broke years ago.
303
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,671
She's right. I kept it in storage,
but I've never been able to fix it.
304
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,040
By yourself.
305
00:16:21,792 --> 00:16:23,582
Now you've got a building
full of prodigies!
306
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,827
We can use our talents!
307
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:26,825
Good idea.
308
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:29,327
I'll go get my pastels
so I can capture our work
309
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,957
in an impressionist tableau!
310
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:37,500
Well, I'd love to help,
but I'm not a prodigy anymore.
311
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:40,883
I'm just a middle aged woman who lives
vicariously through her daughter.
312
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,829
Ooh! Would you like to see
a video of her singing?
313
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:44,747
(giggles)
314
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,290
Okay,
I think I'm at the final instruction!
315
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:52,383
"Enjoy your new entertainment center."
316
00:16:53,417 --> 00:16:55,327
Entertainment center?
317
00:16:55,417 --> 00:16:58,247
Entertainment center!
318
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:08,884
All right, that should do it.
319
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:11,205
You guys are kind of moving around a lot.
320
00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:17,832
All right, let's power this thing up
and see if it works.
321
00:17:18,667 --> 00:17:22,207
(whirring)
322
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,919
(synthesized voice)
Tubular.
323
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,210
I'm like, totally fixed, fer sure.
324
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:29,001
(applause)
325
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:33,043
Okay, now, to get our Chyna back,
326
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:35,495
someone has to travel back in time
to before this happened
327
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:38,833
and destroy the time machine before young
Zoltan ever has the chance to use it.
328
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,917
One problem.
329
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,540
If we destroy the time machine in 1986,
330
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,705
whoever goes back to do it
will be stuck there.
331
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:46,752
You're right.
332
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:48,995
It needs to be someone expendable,
333
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,463
someone unimportant,
334
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:53,422
someone we'll never miss
and can all live without.
335
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:56,791
Godspeed, Fletcher. Godspeed.
336
00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:00,001
I'll do it.
337
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,575
This was never meant to be my life.
338
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,997
Plus, I left my purse back in 1986.
339
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:17,583
(beeps, whirrs)
340
00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,165
I can't wait
until my time machine's finished.
341
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,670
I can travel into the future.
342
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:27,541
I hope they have girl robots!
And that they're not picky.
343
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:34,707
Who are you?
344
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,958
I'm you from the future.
345
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:39,537
What?
346
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,165
I'm just kidding. Psych!
347
00:18:49,417 --> 00:18:52,077
(hissing)
348
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,633
What did you just do?
349
00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:59,789
I'm going to have to work all night
trying to remember how I built this!
350
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,828
Forget it. The prom's tonight.
351
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:04,917
And if you don't go,
you'll always regret it.
352
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,500
I can't go. I don't have a date.
353
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:09,168
(sighs)
354
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,458
♪ So turn back the clock ♪
355
00:19:16,542 --> 00:19:20,882
♪ I wanna rock Gotta party till I drop ♪
356
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:23,499
♪ Hope the '80s never stop ♪
357
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,333
Uh, gag me with a spoon!
358
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,457
Is that old lady really your date,
Zolturd?
359
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:34,541
As if. I'm here with my cousin.
360
00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:42,579
Look! Tina Garcetti just unfriended me!
361
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:45,707
(exhales)
Everything is right in the world again!
362
00:19:45,792 --> 00:19:49,292
Well, if the timeline's fixed,
then our Chyna should be back.
363
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:50,375
(Chyna) I am!
364
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,038
(both) Chyna! You're okay!
365
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,625
Like, hardly.
366
00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:58,249
What a gnarly day.
I am like, totally exhausted to the max.
367
00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:02,167
That's going to wear off, right?
368
00:20:04,208 --> 00:20:05,918
At least everything's back to normal.
369
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,670
Thank goodness, because whenever I see
a time travel movie,
370
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,540
there's always some weird loose end
they forget about.
371
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,285
-It drives me crazy!
-(elevator pings)
372
00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:15,792
Chyna?
373
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:17,539
Yes.
374
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:21,461
-Do I know you?
-Better than you know yourself.
375
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:25,075
Actually, the same as you know yourself,
376
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,706
because I'm you!
377
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,252
Uh-oh.
378
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:33,959
Remember when 40-something-year-old me
went back to 1986
379
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,501
to destroy the time machines
and got stuck there?
380
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:42,630
Well, could you tell me about it,
'cause I'm old and my memory's shot.
381
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:46,415
So, you lived through the '80s twice?
382
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:50,830
Yep! And all the chemicals
in that hair gel gave me superpowers!
383
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:56,247
(gasps)
384
00:20:56,959 --> 00:20:57,789
(sighs)
385
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,753
Whoa, what a crazy dream!
386
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,504
I used a time machine
to travel back to the '80s
387
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,543
and Mr. Grundy was a teenager
388
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:07,535
and, I sang this weird song
389
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,165
and, everybody liked it.
390
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,540
That's like totally tubular to the max!
391
00:21:13,625 --> 00:21:17,245
I'm like, gonna call Fletcher
and totally tell him about it!
392
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:21,627
Hold on, am I still dreaming?
393
00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:23,539
What's happening?
394
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:26,667
What's happening
is my parents won't buy me a new phone!
395
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,705
What happened to my...
396
00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:39,292
Time machine?
397
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:42,248
I finished building it,
398
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,793
then took it to the future
where it was destroyed in the robot wars.
399
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:48,625
Wait, it works?
400
00:21:48,709 --> 00:21:50,789
You actually traveled through time?
401
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,497
Awesome!
402
00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:55,133
Time to meet me some cave women!
403
00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,998
Hopefully they're not too picky.
404
00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:01,038
Don't bother. It's busted.
405
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,915
-Huh?
-Darn you, robots!
406
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,880
No! It has to work.
407
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,209
-It has to!
-(hisses)
408
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,333
(man) Lexi Reed, you're next.
409
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:16,785
Okay, pretty smile.
410
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:22,627
(camera shutter clicks)
411
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:29,827
(upbeat music playing)
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