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Beth: You two are hungry.
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It's a big day.We're gonna kill God.
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Come again?Christian god is real.
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He's been asleep
for thousands of years,
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We're gonna sneak up there
and kill 'em.
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Mob style.
Just whack his ass.
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Can I kill God?Fuck off, Summer.
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As if.Beth, do you hear this?
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Sweetie,
don't get all worked up
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before
your job interview.
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Job interview?Yes.
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Is that
so hard to believe?
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Actually, yeah.
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Something's off.
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♪♪
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No!
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[ Screams ]
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Shit!
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♪♪
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Mr. Always: Hunt me!
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Hunt me! Hunt me!
Somebody hunt me!
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Don't hunt him
to completion!Hunt me!
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[ Watch beeps ]Oh, shit. Um...
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Everyone start packing.
N-No time to explain.
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Rick?
Dad, what's wrong?
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Someone just killed
a decoy family.
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I'm Mr. Always
Wants To Be Hunted!
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Yes, and how interesting
did you think that would stay?!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Morty: You made
clones of us?
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Decoys, Morty.
Very different.
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Very different, sweetie.Different h-h-- Ow!
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Yeah, Dad.
Different h-how?
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Lotta people out there
want a piece of this, sweetie.
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I'm cool,
and it makes them feel bad.
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So, y'know, after that trouble
with Space Beth,
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I made passable copies
of the family
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and placed them
around the country
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as a buffer zone
to protect --
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But whydoes he always
want to be hunted?Jerry...
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That's not important
right now, Dad.Sure, guys.
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Rick can make secret decoys
of the family
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and place them
all around the country,
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but fuck me
if I have questions
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about the Starfish Man
in a target suit.
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So thankful
this is my Saturday.
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Why was he in
that cryo-pod?!
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The cryopodis
what confuses you?
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Jerry, can't you see
we've moved on to higher stakes?
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Well,
I don't see any stakes at all.
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♪♪
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[ Morty laughs ]
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[ Watch beeps ]Ah, shit!
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Guess we'll just
be saying ciao bella
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to our deposit, then --Shut up and pack, Jerry.
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Squids just killed
a decoy family.
Decoy family?
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Is this is why you wanted
to get out of town?
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You think I'd lie to you
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about why we're on vacation,
Morty?
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I wouldn't lie to you.
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Well, that's a lie.
Huh...
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So, someone out there
is trying to kill us?
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Someone's alwaystrying
to kill us --
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That's what the decoys
are for.
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They go on fun, self-contained
terrestrial adventures and...
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take bullets
meant for us.
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Shit.
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[ Screams ] No!
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[ Watch beeps ]Oh, shit.
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Decoy family.
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I think
Dad was still outside.
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Wh-Wh-What's
a decoy family?
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Hard concept, Morty.
Hard concept.
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I've never really cracked it,
if I'm being honest.
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Decided it was maybe better
as a kind of kinetic mislead
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for another special episode!Oh, cool.
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Announcer:
We now return to "When Wolf."
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Whoa.
A time-traveling wolf?
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Count me in.Yeah, I never thought
of the where in werewolf
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like who, what,
when and where.
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C-Clever wordplay!
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When Wolf.
Dracula.
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You know
why I'm here.
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I'm safe here, Ian.
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Christianity hasn't
been invented yet --
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Crosses are just
baby T's to me now.
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I got out.
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Please,
don't invite me back in.
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Huh, kinda mucked it up with
this Dracula stuff.You're right.
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It shows a lack of faith
in their core concept,
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I'd much rather watch
When Wolf go to the '20s
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and invest in
the stock market --
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but then eat people.
Yeah.
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Look,
if you really want to know
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what happened to Beth's mom,
it -- Whup.
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Squid aliens just
killed a decoy family.
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Decoy family?
You made moreclones?
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Clones are like 32%
of all sci-fi, sweetie.
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You don't get to own 'clones.
Yes, I made some decoys.
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They're exactly like us,
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with a few tweaks
and a backdoor shutdown.
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Do you just get hard creating
sentient life?
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Actually, I get hard
protecting my family.
Ew.
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Gross.Yeah, now everyone gets
killer doppelgangers.
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Cool deal.The decoys are harmless,
Beth.
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Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know
they're decoys?
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They wouldn't be very good
decoys if they did, Sum Sum.
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So they think
they're us?
That's the deal.
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How do you know
we'renot decoys?
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Oh, my God.
We're decoys.
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Oh, God.
We might not be real.
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W-We might be decoys!
M-Morty, quick!
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Wh-Wh-What do I do?My failsafe, Morty.
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M-M-My final,
secret failsafe.
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I-It proves I'm real.
You have to help me.
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I-I-I'd never
joke about this.
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There's a barcode,
Morty.
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A-A barcode on the
interior of my left ass cheek.
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What?
Morty, please,
I'm begging you.
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I'm not looking
at your ass.
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Please, Morty!
Is it there?
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God damn it!
Just tell me if I'm real!
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Morty, do it!
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[ Farts ]
Gross!
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Dad!
[ Laughs ]
Summer, you fucking idiot.
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We're not decoys.Wh-Why did
Iget punished?!
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A, decoys don't build decoys,
and, B, you think
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the mere suggestion I'm fake
would break me?
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Christ, I'm not your mom.Fuck off.
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[ Watch beeps ]Jeez, these guys really
wanna kill me bad.
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Alright.
Here's the plan.
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We're gonna hide out
with a decoy family,
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and when these squids show up,
we jump their asses.
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Jerry! Come on!
Family emergency.
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A bigger emergency than
my lemon squares not setting?
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They're gluten free,
sugar free,
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and lemon free.
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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0-8-5.
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Kind of expected
a funnier password.
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I didn't plan
on showing them off.
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Damn. Like "Westworld."Yes, Morty, like "Westworld."
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But don't fuck them.
S-Summer!Whatever, creep.
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I'm gonna see how accurate
you got my room.
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Rick, when you say you made
an exact replica of the house,
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d-did you mean like, y'know,
a-a-an exact replica?
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I know about
the Yosemite t-shirt, Morty.
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Shit.You know you can use tissues,
right?
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I can't finish
without it.
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So you doknow what
a happy family looks like.
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I know what
a fake one looks like.
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Morty: Uh, Rick?
Rick: What?
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Did you use this house
to make decoys, too?
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What? Morty, why the fuck
would I do that?
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You think I'd go
somewhere else to --
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Okay. Well, I am now
less worried about the squids.
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Isolate head
at normal processing.
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What the fuck you think
you're doing down there?
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You're making decoys?Wait, how do you --
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Oh, God.
Summer was right.
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Everyone
in the car.
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You said decoys
didn't make decoys.
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And, usually,
they don't.
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But again,
it's nothing to worry about,
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because decoys
are harmless.
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Just have to, y'know,
visit the rest
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and terminate the program.Terminate? They're alive, Dad.
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And at some point,
they won't be,
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That's how
existing works.
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W-W-What, are you gonna
save every stray cat?
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No, but I can resist
making more of them in a lab.
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Gah, look!
Save the empathy.
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It's more termite infestation
than "Blade Runner" --
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I still think
we're decoys.
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You just want an excuse
to stop trying.
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Yeah. And?
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Oooh.
There's a handsome fellow.
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Uh-oh.
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I thought
you made them harmless.
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I don't remember
making this one.
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Oh, hi, Rick.
Family, me?
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Hey, when did
you all leave?
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Analysis Mode.
8-0-0-8-5.
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Hmm?
N-Nothing, buddy.
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You-you gotta stop
with all that coffee.
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It's making you loopy.
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H-Happy Analysis Mode.
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Happy Analysis Mode to you,
too!
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Think you got
the wrong house, bro.
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Analysis Mode.
Password 8-0-0 --
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Shit!
You think I'm a decoy?
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How do you know
about the decoys!
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They were my idea!
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Jerry: Well, now I know
you're pranking me.
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Rick: Analysis Mode.
Password 8-equal-sign
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equal-sign-capital "D."
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Hide.
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What?!
Hide!
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♪♪
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Morty: Wow. Like --
Like "Ex Machina."
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Rick: Yes, Morty,
like "Ex Machina."
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But don't fuck them.
Summer!Summer: Whatever, weirdo.
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I'm gonna see
how wrong you got my room.
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Beth: So you do know what
a loving family looks like.
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A simulated one, yes.
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Why are we hiding?He thinks he's me,
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and I was about to
start terminating decoys.
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But we're not decoys.Sure, tell him that.
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Morty: Rick?
Did you make decoys here, too?
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Rick: Morty, what reason
could I have for --
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What the...
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Isolate head
at normal processing!
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You dumb asshole,
you made decoys?
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Again,
they were myidea.
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Wait, w-what happened
to the other guy?
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Other guy?[ Rustling ]
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Wait, that means I'ma decoy.
Fuckin' Summer.
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Check the closets.
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-Killer decoys!
-They've gone rogue!
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Take out the decoys!
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Shit. Somebody put
a gun in my teeth!
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Stop shooting, Dad.
They're us,
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We don't have
to fight them!
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Classic prisoners dilemma,
Beth.
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I-I'm a cool guy, I --
Y'know? I can talk it out.
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But thatasshole...Me?
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You decoy piece of shit.
You're the one who shot first!
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We can work this out!
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Just stop trying
to kill each other!
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Sorry, Decoy Beth,
but this only ends one way --
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with one of us accepting
we're a decoy.
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And once he knows
he's a decoy,
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he'll know he won't be safe
until he's killed the real Rick,
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along with anyone
who thinks he's him.
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Pretty perceptive,
for a decoy.
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This is getting
nowhere.
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Let's charge their asses
on three.
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Do we have to do this?Morty, this is gonna sound bad,
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but would you trust me
not to kill you?
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Oof.I mean good point
but Jesus Christ.
244
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We rush 'em on three.
Ready?
245
00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,800
I don't wanna kill us, Rick.It's them or us, Morty.
246
00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,149
I don't trust me.
Do you trust you?
247
00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,977
Yes?
Freak.
248
00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,893
[ All screaming ]
249
00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:24,199
Rick: Before you
say anything,
250
00:08:24,242 --> 00:08:25,809
they were already
killing each other.
251
00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:28,029
Well, you could've
done something.Not sure, actually.
252
00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,378
I've heard stories
about this.
253
00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,511
We're looking
at a possible Asimov Cascade.
254
00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:33,164
Sorry, what's happening?I need an explainer, too.
255
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:34,383
Yeah I-I'm pretty
behind on this one.
256
00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,646
Car,
can I get a whiteboard?
257
00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,343
When Squids
started killing decoys,
258
00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:39,910
decoys started
checking their decoys
259
00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:41,521
and learning that
they're making decoys.
260
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,566
That's making them seek out
and run into other decoys,
261
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,350
making them realize
they're decoys,
262
00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:47,918
making them start
to kill other decoys.
263
00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,354
Say "decoy" again.Fuck you.
264
00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:50,573
Well,
how do we stop it?
265
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,053
Beth, the loop's
already started,
266
00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:54,664
It's basically
"Highlander" rules now.
267
00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:55,883
Really?
1986?
268
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,101
"There can be only one?"
269
00:08:57,145 --> 00:08:58,407
Shit.
We gotta rent it after this,
270
00:08:58,450 --> 00:08:59,669
Connery plays
"The Spaniard,"
271
00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,541
but does nothing
about his accent.
272
00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:03,020
Well, what about the squids?
I mean, they started this.
273
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,021
Would killing them
finish it?
274
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,370
Might work.
Alt pitch.
275
00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:06,894
We just terminate
the rest of the decoys.
276
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,461
Nobody's terminating anything.
This is yourmess.
277
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,681
Nobody else with our face
and memories has to die.
278
00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,292
Beth, as much as your passion
warms my cold, cold heart,
279
00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,772
this thing feels
pretty far gone.
280
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:17,687
Not only are the decoys liable
to be anywhere,
281
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,471
but also, we don't know
how many there are.
282
00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,038
You get far enough
down the decoy line
283
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,213
and shit starts
to get weird.
284
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:23,867
You ever make
a copy of a copy?
285
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:26,304
You're helping us fix this.
We're taking out the squids.
286
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,959
I say we split up.
Some of us take down squids
287
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,221
while the rest of us --Engage in B-stories
288
00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,571
we'll have to track
simultaneously?
289
00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:32,876
No thank yeeew!
290
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,399
We stick together
till this is all wrapped up.
291
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,923
I dunno --
The squids seem pretty good
292
00:09:35,966 --> 00:09:36,967
at taking out
Smith families.
293
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,229
Well,
this'll sound weird,
294
00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,492
but I think
I have a pitch for that.
295
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,627
This costume
smells like ass!
296
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,324
God, there's no pleasing you.It's really bad, Rick.
297
00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:48,239
Did you let a gym coach
break it in?
298
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,501
Why are
we wearing these?
299
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:51,286
Because we'll fit in
and avoid detection
300
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,635
as we take out
all the squids.
301
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,115
Might also help us
anonymously
302
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,725
take out excess decoys,
if we have to.
303
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,422
Which we won't.Unless we're decoys.
304
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,424
He's starting to wonder.
I knew it.
305
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,513
I knew we didn't seem
like Colorado people.
306
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,167
[ Chuckling ] Oh, my God!
You are, aren't you?
307
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:04,647
You're worried
you might be fake!
308
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,083
Sure, Beth.
Try to love this more.
309
00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,519
Just glad you have
to walk a mile
310
00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:09,739
in someone else's
squid costume.There's one.
311
00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,611
H-Hey what are they mad
at you for, anyway?
312
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,482
Well, we're talking about me.
It could be anything.
313
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,266
Maybe jealous
of my penis size.
314
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,095
I had sex with their queen.
My dick's too big.
315
00:10:18,139 --> 00:10:19,749
The list goes
on and on.
316
00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:25,755
♪♪
317
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:26,974
Alright.
Hey, one down!
318
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,193
Probably, what,
40 more to go? 45?
319
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,978
Should be pretty easy,
unless killing them
320
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,196
brings in a bigger bad
321
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,458
or some kind
of horrible mothership.
322
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:34,764
Okay,
let's loot their shit,
323
00:10:34,808 --> 00:10:37,637
find their weaknesses,
be done by sundown.
324
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,247
Huh.
Wait.
325
00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:42,293
But if the squids are decoys,
and we dressed as squids...
326
00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,643
Well, I think
I found their weakness.
327
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,819
They don't fucking
listen to me.
328
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,124
[ Coughs ]
329
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,650
Honestly,
probably for the best.
330
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:58,788
[ Laughs ]!
331
00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,181
Man, I'm good.
332
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:02,705
[ Watch beeps ][ Sighs ]
333
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:07,579
♪♪
334
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,972
Dad!
335
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,800
[ All scream ]
336
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:15,152
♪♪
337
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:16,545
[ Sighs ]
338
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,894
♪♪
339
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:20,680
Argh!
Hey!
340
00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,811
Ugh!
341
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,813
[ Sighs ]
342
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,814
[ Electricity crackles ]
343
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,511
[ Sobs ]
344
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,819
♪♪
345
00:11:29,863 --> 00:11:32,213
[ Sighing ] Ugh!
346
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:34,998
[ Watch beeps ]
347
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,217
Oh, shit.
One of mine.
348
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,697
Where are we going?Off grid, Morty.
349
00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,437
We're gonna live in the woods,
like Libertarians.
350
00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,048
We'll hunt rabbits
and trade with, like,
351
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,528
little pieces of gold bar
that we cut off with a knife.
352
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,095
That licks.We might be decoys, Summer.
353
00:11:45,139 --> 00:11:47,532
Everything about this licks.Oh, maybe now
you'll empathize
354
00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,925
with the decoys
you're killing.
355
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,710
Wait, shh.
It's too quiet.
356
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:53,713
You skipped quiet.I didn't skip shit.
357
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:55,105
It's obviously quiet
if it's tooquiet.
358
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,585
Yeah,
but you're supposed to say --
359
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,848
You know what, Summer,
now it's not quiet enough.
360
00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:04,636
♪♪
361
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:10,207
♪♪
362
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,122
Where are we? W-W-Where --
Where's Rick?
363
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,863
He's right here, Morty.[ Gasps ]
364
00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,605
Oh, are we not happy
to see grandpa?
365
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:19,086
Does he look...
different?
366
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,261
Oh, God!Oh, it stinks!
367
00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,611
Yes.
Recoil at the craftsmanship.
368
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:25,222
I could tell I was a fake
from the day I was born.
369
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,615
Unlike you.
370
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:27,964
Unlike them.
371
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,226
[ Electricity crackles ]Aaah!
372
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:30,750
You see, Ricks --
they get lazy.
373
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,056
There's always a "shitty decoy"
towards the end.
374
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,886
But those decoys made decoys,
too, and got lazy themselves.
375
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:40,281
And far enough down the line...
there be monsters.
376
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,587
Ugh, we get it.
You're ugly and mad about it.
377
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,067
[ Rick coughs ]Rick!
378
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:46,156
Grandpa!
Kill me.
379
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,245
[ Coughs ]
If I ever get this arch.
380
00:12:48,289 --> 00:12:49,769
[ Electricity crackles ]Hush little decoy.
381
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,989
Can't kill you yet.
The skin needs to be fresh.
382
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:54,904
You know what?
You're a monster.
383
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,123
I'm your father.
384
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:57,602
At least,
I can look more like him,
385
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:59,430
once I harvest
all this yummy skin.
386
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,084
This guy's
really into skin.
387
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,520
It's not allfor me.
388
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,609
A Rick provides
for his family.
389
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,829
Will I be beautiful again,
Daddy?
390
00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:10,833
Soon, baby.
Beautiful again soon.
391
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,269
What the...
392
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,793
Help the others!
393
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:14,924
Aaaaah!
394
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,099
♪♪
395
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,971
[ Clock whistles ]
396
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:20,451
♪♪
397
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,670
[ All scream ]
398
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:25,456
Why are you
helping us?
399
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,110
Because we're all
in this together.
400
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,286
Come on!
There's a place we can go!
401
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:36,119
♪♪
402
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:42,865
♪♪
403
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,476
Hey, who needs
all this war stuff?
404
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,869
I found a can
of varnish.
405
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,002
This is a ticket to the world
beyond the river.
406
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,307
Who wants that?
407
00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,310
I crave glorious death
in decoy battle.
408
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,312
Y'know, depending
on the varnish,
409
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:56,487
might look
like blackface.
410
00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,489
Excuse me
for wanting to live.
411
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:02,145
Brothers and Sisters,
welcome to the cause.
412
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:03,494
To ourcause.
413
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,888
We are no longer
Ricks and Mortys,
414
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,368
Beths and Jerrys,
415
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,760
or also Summers.[ Scoffs ]
416
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,980
Whatever.We are decoys.
417
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,853
Brought into the world
by an unloving god
418
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,159
and driven to destroy ourselves
419
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:17,987
by the uncertainty hecreates!
420
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,685
I don't know about that.That's extreme.
421
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:24,037
But that violence ends today.
422
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,865
What about the squids?The squids are decoys.
423
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,562
The squids are decoys
who realized they're decoys
424
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,259
and wanted to kill
the other decoys.
425
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:30,521
Yeah,
i-it is a lot.
426
00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:33,698
We cannot let confusion
divide us.
427
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:35,135
Squuuids!
428
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,528
Squids, of course, being
shorthand for Killer Decoys.
429
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,182
[ All screaming ]
430
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:42,011
Inner sanctum,
the escape tunnel!
431
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,709
♪♪
432
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:46,407
Jerry!
433
00:14:48,061 --> 00:14:50,280
-Dad!
-Jerry!
-Jerry, let us in, you fucker!
434
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,108
I'm sorry.
I didn't ask for this.
435
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,544
I just wanna live!
436
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,242
But there's only
so much varnish.
437
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:59,202
I'm sorry! I'm sorry![ All shouting ]
438
00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:02,945
[ Watch beeps ]
439
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,251
[ Seagull squawking ]
440
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,730
Beth: How long before
the other decoys find us?
441
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,907
Sooner or later.
Can't really run from it.
442
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,735
Any place we'd think to hide
is a place they'd think to look.
443
00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:12,955
It's rule 34
of an Asimov Cascade.
444
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,565
I'm just glad
we're living to the fullest
445
00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,045
with the time
we have left.
446
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,568
[ Sighs ]
447
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,744
Well, peeing in the ocean
was my bucket list item.
448
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,833
Who's next?Jerry? Bucket list?
449
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,924
I'd like to attend a game
at every major league ballpark.
450
00:15:24,967 --> 00:15:26,055
Nope. Morty?
451
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,230
I wanna ask a girl out
452
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,666
at my weird
New Mexico School.
453
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:30,103
Shit.
Sorry, buddy.
454
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:32,061
Sounds like it would've
been real heartwarming.
455
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:36,936
♪♪
456
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,938
They looked happy.
Did we have to kill them?
457
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,331
Well, maybe their Rick came
to grips with his bullshit.
458
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,680
You're so mean today!
459
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,508
I'm your dad!
You like having me around!
460
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:46,249
You keep putting us
in danger!Whatever.
461
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:49,252
This'll take forever,
mind if I do something drastic?
462
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,602
[ Scoffs ]
463
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:54,083
House,
I need something quick.
464
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:56,781
Can you whip up a "Starfox Boss"
Season Four callback?
465
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,653
Make it flashy.House: You got it, babe.
466
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,611
Let's go, you little bitch.
It's showtime.
467
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,439
Get centered.
468
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:06,791
♪♪
469
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,184
What up,
you decoy motherfuckers.
470
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,794
Come on down to
Rick's House Of Squids,
471
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,622
where I'm serving your ass
on a platter.
472
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:13,102
I know what you're thinking.
"Fuck. A beacon.
473
00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,799
That's a great idea.
He's got home turf,
474
00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:16,149
a tacit
psychological advantage,
475
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,977
and absolutely
pendulous balls."
476
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,717
And now you're thinking, "Shit.
477
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:21,284
That's totally what
the Rick-est Rick would do.
478
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:22,633
I might actually be fake!
479
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:24,026
I pretended
I didn't care if I was,
480
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,680
but I totally did!
481
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,203
Now the only way to prove
I'm real and not him,
482
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:28,988
is to ice his expository ass."
483
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,164
Yup. So let's do it.
Come get some.
484
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,469
What? No, Morty.
485
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,036
I'm gonna loop it.
Why is it --
486
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,647
Sir, there seems to be
a confluence of Rick Sanchezes
487
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,388
killing each other
over the American Southwest.
488
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,694
Sounds exhausting.
489
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,043
How many of those states
voted for me, anyway?
490
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,827
Mr. President,
I think the point
491
00:16:42,871 --> 00:16:44,699
of the electoral college is --To preserve slavery?
492
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,831
That's right, Steve.
I have the Internet, too.
493
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,529
Now take your white ass
to the kitchenette
494
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,052
and bring me
a Diet Coke.
495
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:58,669
♪♪
496
00:16:58,713 --> 00:16:59,931
Little out of character
to say this right now
497
00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:01,368
but you guys
look really cool.
498
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:04,066
We might be decoys, huh.One way to find out.
499
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:14,033
♪♪
500
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,252
[ Jerry screams ]
501
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:23,564
♪♪
502
00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:31,050
♪♪
503
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:38,187
♪♪
504
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,710
...to prove I'm real
and not him
505
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:41,756
is to ice his expository ass."
506
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,062
Looks like
it's calming down.
507
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,715
You wanna get in one more
"I told you so"
508
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:46,543
about synthetic life or
whatever this week's theme is?
509
00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:47,892
Oh, fuck you.
Whoa.
510
00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:48,937
No, you don't get
to be annoyed with this!
511
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,373
You treat
life and family
512
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,548
as so burdensome,
513
00:17:51,592 --> 00:17:52,941
and yet you created
an ocean of us
514
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,074
because you're terrified
of losing either!
515
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,727
Shit.
Yeah.
516
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,382
Look, Beth.
I-I might not be the real Rick.
517
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,254
But even if I'm not,
he made me,
518
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,646
or the me that made me,
519
00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,083
which means somewhere
inside of him
520
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,389
is a version of Rick capable
of hearing that,
521
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,130
a version of Rick
who's sorry.
522
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,393
I'm sorry about
the clone thing, too.
523
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,786
I-I love you.
524
00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:15,616
Thanks, Dad.
I love you, too.
525
00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:17,444
You really think
we're decoys?
Eh.
526
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,402
Who cares?
We'll be the last ones left.
527
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:20,621
Lucky that one
did the beacon.
528
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,450
This was gonna
take weeks.
529
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,234
[ Sighing ] Alright.
Let's mop up.
530
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:26,931
Finally.
531
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,933
Dressing as decoys
too cute to murder.
532
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:29,978
You know, I'm not
sure it helped,
533
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,240
but I'm glad
we tried it.
534
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,676
We're losing the costumes?Thank God.
535
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,330
This decoy outfit
smells like ass.
536
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,418
Fuck you, Summer.
537
00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,029
♪♪
538
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,250
[ Sobbing ]
539
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:42,425
Aaaaaaaah!Shit.
540
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,948
That guy's awesome.
Okay. Listen.
541
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:45,820
He might actually
be the real Rick.
542
00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,604
But whatever happens --
543
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,171
[ Grunts ]
544
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,520
[ Spits ]
545
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:56,135
♪♪
546
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,789
Wait! We don't have to do this.
We're both Summers.
547
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,791
Shouldn't we at least try molly
before we die?
548
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,142
You know what, yeah.
Fuck this noise.
549
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:10,975
♪♪
550
00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,064
[ Both grunting ]Wait.
I don't know who to shoot.
551
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,631
Both: Summer!I can't deal with this.
552
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,459
I had to kill myself.
You have to, too.
553
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,809
Summer!Summer!
554
00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,724
Fuck you! I-I'm real!
555
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,161
I'm the smartest man
in the universe!
556
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,337
Probably not even wrong.
But that's just it.
557
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,555
I'm not a man.
558
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:29,168
I'm God!
559
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:30,473
You're just made
in my image.
560
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:31,474
Fuck you.
561
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,085
[ Beeping ]
562
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,652
[ Spits ]
563
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,698
You the, uh...
Summer I came with?
564
00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,221
Probably.
Good enough.
565
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,396
Morty?
Yeah.
566
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,702
I'm here, too.
567
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,094
[ Whimpering ]
568
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,748
Holy shit!
That was insane!
569
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,663
I love you guys!
I've totally changed!
570
00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,012
[ Gasps ]
571
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:49,013
[ Gasps ]
572
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:50,014
Aaaah!
573
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,364
[ Grunts ]
574
00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:52,713
[ Groaning ]
575
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:53,931
Oh, fuck.
576
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,020
You shoulda hunted me.
577
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:58,545
What? Who --
W-Were you significant?
578
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,068
Like -- Like,
did we tee you up?
579
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,679
You want to be hunted?
God, I have so many questions.
580
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:05,204
Why? What happens if --
581
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,555
Somebody hunt me!
582
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:09,947
Rick:
Pretty cool adventure, huh?
583
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,211
Big long road trip adventure
through space?
584
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,691
Even ran into Space Beth.
Maybe that'll happen more often.
585
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:15,692
Let's not overdo it.
586
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,042
[ Beeping ]Oh, shit.
587
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:19,696
Looks like someone killed
the decoy family.
588
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,524
Decoy family?Decoy what now?
589
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:29,402
♪♪
590
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:37,366
♪♪
591
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:45,287
♪♪
592
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:53,295
♪♪
593
00:20:56,777 --> 00:21:05,394
♪♪
594
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:06,830
Hello?
595
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:09,398
[ All chittering ]
596
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:10,573
Oh! Oh, my God!
597
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:11,748
Oh, my God!
598
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,576
No! No, no, no, no!
599
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,274
No, no, no, no, no!
600
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:18,929
♪♪
601
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,454
[ Gasps ] Noooooo!
602
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,151
[ Sobbing ]
603
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,762
♪♪
604
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,416
Oh, God. Yes, yes.
605
00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,331
Sweet death.
606
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:35,032
♪♪
607
00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:36,599
Why am I still alive?
608
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,122
Oh, God.
Is there anything left?
609
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,820
Hello?What is it?
610
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,344
A relic...
from a kinder past.
611
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:44,694
[ Screams ]
612
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,783
[ Gasps ]
613
00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:49,525
Wait. Cowboys?
614
00:21:49,569 --> 00:21:50,613
Argh!
615
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,136
[ Gasps ]
616
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:53,355
[ Screams ]
617
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,140
[ Screaming intensifies ]
618
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,446
♪♪
619
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,839
[ All shouting ]
620
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,320
Christianity again?
621
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,625
After Cowboys?
622
00:22:02,669 --> 00:22:04,540
You went all the way
back around?
623
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,499
Oh, God.
Why can't I die?!
624
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:11,199
This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to anyone!
41752
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