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>> Biscayne: TONIGHT ON
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"NEWSREADERS," IS VHS THE NEW
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VINYL?
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THIS GUY WHO WENT TO OBERLIN TWO
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YEARS AGO THINKS SO.
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AND HUMORIST JIM DAVIDSON WILL
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BE HERE WITH SOME OF HIS
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MUSINGS.
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>> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN
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TO ME WHAT THE POINT OF
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CHOPSTICKS ARE?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I MEAN, OTHER THAN EATING FOOD
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IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT, I DON'T
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SEE THE POINT.
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>> Biscayne: ALL THAT AND MORE
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TONIGHT...
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ON "NEWSREADERS."
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FIRST, TONIGHT, WHAT'S IN A
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NAME?
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EVERYTHING, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO
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MAKE IT IN ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN'.
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CLAVIS KIM HAS MORE.
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>> "FEROCIOUS BABY."
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WHAT?!
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>> THAT'S GOOD.
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>> WISDOM AND OZ FOSS ARE
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CO-C.E.O.s OF A STARTUP CALLED
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"BAND NAMES-R-US."
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THE NAME OF THE COMPANY SAYS IT
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ALL.
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"US," BEING THESE GUYS, "R"
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PAID TO NAME ROCK BANDS.
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IT'S THE GREATEST MUSIC-BUSINESS
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SUCCESS STORY SINCE THE
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ROLLING STONES SENT THEIR
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HOLOGRAMS OUT ON TOUR, AND
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IT ALL BEGAN RIGHT HERE.
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[ DOOR SQUEAKING ]
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THEY WERE JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS
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FROM AKRON, OHIO, WITH LITTLE
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MUSICAL TALENT AND BIG
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ROCK-'N'-ROLL DREAMS.
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BEGINNING IN JUNIOR HIGH, THEY
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PLAYED IN AWFUL BANDS WITH
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FANTASTIC NAMES, NAMES LIKE
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PART EAGLE, FULL OF RADIOS, AND
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CYNICAL BEST.
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>> WE HAD A LOT OF GREAT BAND
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NAMES, SO WE GOT BOOKED A TON.
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AND THEN WHEN WE WOULD PLAY THE
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MUSIC AT THE SHOW, EVERYBODY
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WOULD LEAVE.
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>> THEY HAVE NO INNATE MUSICAL
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ABILITIES, YET THEY ARE BEING
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CALLED THE LENNON AND McCARTNEY
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OF SOMETHING ELSE.
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>> COMING UP WITH BAND NAMES.
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>> HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU
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GUYS TO COME UP WITH A REALLY
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GOOD BAND NAME?
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>> A SECOND, MAYBE LESS.
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>> I MEAN, PROBABLY LESS.
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>> OKAY, COME UP WITH ONE RIGHT
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NOW.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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HELLO MENU, TWO-PIECE GAME,
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COMPLICATED RADAR...
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>> COMPLICATED RADAR.
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>> ...UH, HOTEL CLEANER OF THE
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NAMELESS CUNNING...
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>> WHEW.
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>> ...CAPTAIN BOGUS.
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>> [ Chuckling ] THAT'S AWESOME.
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OZ?
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>> RIGHT. RIGHT.
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UM, WELL, SLAP ME SOME FIVE.
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THAT WOULD BE GOOD.
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>> UH, SUFFOCATE SINCE PLUTO,
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RESPONSE OF THE WONDER.
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>> LEFT-LEANING BASS.
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ANTLER...LAMP?
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ANTLER -- ANTLER LAMPS.
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UM...
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>> ARK OF THE DOGS.
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>> ARK OF THE DOGS!
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>> YOU KNOW, HAMMERS, GARAGE
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HAMMERS.
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>> I MEAN, I LIKE SOME OF THAT.
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I LIKE "MEAT," AND I LIKE
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"MUFFIN," BUT NOT TOGETHER.
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>> THE SECRET TO THEIR SUCCESS
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HAS NOT JUST BEEN ABOUT WHAT
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THEY CAN DO.
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>> JUST FOR ONE SECOND, LOOK.
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>> THAT'S A DOG.
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>> IT HAS ALSO BEEN ABOUT WHO
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THEY KNOW.
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>> WELL, WE GREW UP WITH THE
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GUYS IN THE BLACK KEYS.
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>> REALLY?
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>> YOU KNOW THEY USED TO BE
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CALLED THE PEARLY WHITE
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TINKLERS?
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>> YEAH, WHICH I LIKED,
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ACTUALLY.
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>> YOU KNOW, AND THEN WE GAVE
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THEM THE NAME THE BLACK KEYS,
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AND THEN -- BAM -- DOUBLE
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PLATINUM.
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>> WISDOM AND OZ ENDED UP IN
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THAT CONFERENCE ROOM BECAUSE
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THEY ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF
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INVESTOR ARIC BEVIN GULLY.
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>> I LIKE THEIR SOUND.
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>> THEIR SOUND?
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>> YEAH, THE SOUND OF THE BAND
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NAMES THAT WERE COMING OUT OF
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THEIR MOUTHS.
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>> SO, YOU LIKE THEIR BAND
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NAMES.
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>> YES.
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>> WITH AN INVESTMENT FROM
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GULLY, BAND NAMES-R-US WAS BORN.
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>> WISDOM IS A GENIUS.
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I MEAN...
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>> YEAH.
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>> ...NOBODY PAIRS RANDOM WORDS
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AND GLOTTAL STOPS LIKE WISDOM.
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OZ -- HE, UH -- HE HAS A VAN,
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AND HE GETS WISDOM TO WORK ON
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TIME, BUT HE SUCKS AT
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NAME-COMING-UP-WITH.
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>> SO, DID HE COME UP WITH THE
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NAME BAND NAMES-R-US?
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>> NO. I DID.
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>> OH.
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>> IT'S A GOOD-SIZED BRAND.
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>> IT'S REAL CREATIVE, YEAH.
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WITHIN A YEAR, BAND NAMES-R-US
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HAD ROCKETED TO THE TOP OF THE
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DOW STOCK CHARTS AND BILLBOARD'S
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TOP BAND-NAMING COMPANIES
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EXCHANGE.
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>> WE GOT THREE SUPERGROUPS, A
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DANISH POWER TRIO, AND A
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BIRACIAL INGENUE CHANTEUSE FROM
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OTTAWA THAT WE NEED TO NAME BY
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11:00.
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>> BARELY HIATUS,
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HELICOPTER AWARD, AND
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CAMP ROBOT.
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>> I LOVE IT. OZ?
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>> CAMP ROW...BOAT.
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>> HOW ABOUT BRAND GRENADE,
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15 OF THE WRECKING, OR
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PLOW RIOT?
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>> BIG TABLE AND THE -- AND
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THE -- EVERYONE IS -- UH,
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AND THE CARPET.
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>> BUT AS WITH ALL TELEVISED
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STORIES ABOUT MUSICIANS,
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SOMETHING CAME BETWEEN THESE
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BANDMATES.
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>> CONFERENCE FRIENDS EAT...
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>> IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE OZ
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WAS ABLE TO --
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>> HE SUCKED.
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>> UH...
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>> HE WAS TERRIBLE.
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>> HE, UH --
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>> HE WAS YOUR YOKO ONO.
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>> WOW, "YOUR YOKO" IS A GREAT
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NAME FOR A BAND.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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>> REALLY?
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>> YEAH.
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]
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>> BUT, YES, HE WAS MY
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YOKO ONO.
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>> AND THAT WASN'T LOST ON
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ARIC BEVIN GULLY.
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HE RECENTLY FIRED OZ AND THE
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OTHER TWO BAND MEMBERS, LEAVING
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ONLY WISDOM.
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AND HE DECIDED TO PICK UP THE
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SLACK HIMSELF.
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>> YOU THINK LESBO SALAMI IS
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TAKEN?
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>> I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT.
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>> COOL! I'M ON A ROLL.
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OH, UH,
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INTERGALACTIC HOMO SAPIEN!
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NO! YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IT'S GOT "HOMO" IN IT.
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DOWN SPINDROME -- FOR A DRUM
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BAND.
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>> THAT'S GREAT.
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GREAT WORK, MAN.
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>> WORKS FOR A JAM BAND, TOO.
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UH...
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>> I MISS MY BROTHER.
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>> MISS MY BROTHER?
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SOUNDS KIND OF GAY.
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I LIKE MISTER MISTER, THOUGH.
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>> YOU'RE A REMINDER OF WHAT'S
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BECOME OF MY LIFE.
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>> OOH.
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LIFE TOILET!
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>> SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
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WHILE YOUR BROTHER IS AT WORK?
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HITTING ROCK BOTTOM?
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>> NO, ACTUALLY.
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WE -- WE RENAMED THE BAND, AND
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WE GOT A RECORD CONTRACT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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EVER SINCE MY BROTHER LEFT THE
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BAND, ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING SORT
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OF JUST FELL INTO PLACE.
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>> SO, HE WAS THE CRAPPY
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MUSICIAN WHO WAS HOLDING YOU
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BACK.
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>> YES. YOU GET IT.
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OH, GOD, THAT'S WHY WE NAMED THE
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BAND AFTER YOU.
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>> YOU NAMED THE BAND AFTER ME?
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>> OH, YEAH.
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>> WH-WHAT'S THIS BAND CALLED?
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>> ASIAN QUESTION ASKER.
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>> Biscayne: FOOTBALL, OR, AS
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THE SPANISH CALL IT,
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FúTBOL AMERICANO.
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IT USED TO BE A GAME OF BRUTE
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FORCE, BUT THANKS TO ONE COACH,
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FOOTBALL IS NOW A GAME OF
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NUMBERS.
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SADEE DEENUS HAS MáS.
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>> I WANT THESE LINES
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CONVERGING, OKAY?
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>> COACH PHIL TYLER OF THE
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KANSAS CITY MISSOURIHAWKS IS
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BRINGING THE COMPUTER REVOLUTION
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TO THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
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>> BASEBALL HAS HISTORICALLY
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BEEN THOUGHT OF THE GAME OF
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STATISTICS.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> I'D LIKE TO TURN FOOTBALL
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INTO AS MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING A
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SPORT AS BASEBALL, AS FAR AS
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ANALYZING IT.
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TO WATCH IT, IT'LL STILL BE
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EXCITING, BUT TO THINK ABOUT IT,
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IT SHOULD START TO GET ANNOYING
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AND FRUSTRATING.
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>> BUT NOBODY SEEMS FRUSTRATED
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WITH THE COACH'S RESULTS.
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CLARK JABS HAS BEEN COVERING
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COACH TYLER SINCE TYLER WAS AN
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OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR WITH THE
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TAMPA BAY FLORIDACATS.
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>> IT'S A FORMULA FOR SUCCESS.
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IT'S A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION
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THAT COACH TYLER HAS BROKEN DOWN
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ON, I-I WANT TO SAY, THE
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MICROBIAL LEVEL.
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I DON'T WANT TO SAY SUBATOMIC
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'CAUSE THAT'S -- YOU KNOW,
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EVERYONE SAYS THAT.
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BUT I WANT TO SAY ON A MICROBIAL
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LEVEL.
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>> SO, COACH TYLER HAS REALLY
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FIGURED OUT SOMETHING NEW.
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>> OH, ABSOLUTELY.
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SOME OF THE STUFF HE'S DOING IS
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BEYOND REVOLUTIONARY.
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HE'S IN THE SHOWERS GIVING NOTES
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ALL THE TIME.
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> HE'S ASSEMBLING A TEAM, A
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TEAM FULL OF HARD BODIES THAT HE
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WANTS TO MOLD AND TOUCH.
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>> WELL, HOLD ON.
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HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
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>> WHILE HIS STRATEGIC APPROACH
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ON THE FIELD HAS WON HIM MANY
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FANS, OFF THE FIELD, HE HAS BEEN
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CRITICIZED FOR BEING COLD,
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ROBOTIC, AND BELICHICK-Y.
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BUT COACH TYLER'S PLAYERS TELL A
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DIFFERENT STORY.
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DEFENSIVE END DEANDRE KUIPER HAS
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WON THREE CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS
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WITH THE MISSOURIHAWKS.
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>> HE PROMOTES A CULTURE OF
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WINNING, USING COMPUTER NUMBERS
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TO SHOW ME DIFFERENT WAYS TO
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LOOK AT DEFENSE, THE WAY WE
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PRACTICE TO THE SLEEPOVERS AT
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HIS HOUSE TO TAKING NAKED
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POLAROIDS OF ME.
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>> AND THE COMPUTERS?
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>> [ SCOFFS ]
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THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF ONES AND
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ZEROS TO ME, MAN.
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>> ZERO -- THAT'S ABOUT HOW
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MUCH I UNDERSTAND.
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MISSOURIHAWKS OWNER
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MAYHEW KETCHUP SURELY BELIEVES
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IN TYLER'S GREATNESS.
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HE $26 MILLION BELIEVES BECAUSE
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THAT'S WHAT HE'S PAYING HIM.
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>> COACH TYLER HAS BEEN A
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GAME-CHANGER FOR US.
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THE PLAYERS RESPECT HIM, BUT
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THEY ALSO KNOW THEY CAN HAVE
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TICKLE PARTIES ONE-ON-ONE WITH
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HIM ANYTIME.
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>> AND WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE
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CRITICS WHO THINK COACH TYLER'S
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ANALYTICAL APPROACH COMES OFF AS
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ALOOF AND ANTISOCIAL?
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>> WELL, I CAN SEE HOW HE'D HAVE
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THAT REPUTATION, FROM HIS
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POSTGAME INTERVIEWS AND HIS
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RELIANCE ON SOFTWARE, BUT AROUND
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HERE HE'S JUST ANOTHER GUY
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TRYING TO WIN GAMES, YOU KNOW,
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CORNHOLING YOU IN THE SHOWER.
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>> HIS PLAYERS -- THEY WANT TO
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WIN.
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THEY WANT TO SNUGGLE, MAYBE KISS
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FOR A LONG TIME.
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THEY COME TO PLAY.
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>> OFF THE FIELD, COACH TYLER'S
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HOUSE IS SPARSE AND BARE-BONED.
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JUST LIKE AT WORK, THERE ARE
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VERY FEW DISTRACTIONS.
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>> I GUESS I JUST NEVER GOT
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AROUND TO DECORATING TOO MUCH.
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I GOT MY COMPUTER ROOM.
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I GOT A PRETTY GOOD SNUGGLE CAVE
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FOR WHEN THE GUYS COME OVER.
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I GOT THAT TOASTER I'VE NEVER
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USED.
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I EAT MOST OF MY MEALS OVER AT
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THE STADIUM.
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>> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE
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COMPUTER ROOM.
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>> OH, LET ME SHOW YOU.
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IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE BY THE LUBE
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CLOSET.
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>> GREAT.
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>> BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, NO-HUDDLE.
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DOWN!
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>> BUT WITH SUCCESS COME THE
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INEVITABLE IMITATORS.
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>> A LOT OF COACHES NOW ARE
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ADOPTING HIS TECHNIQUES -- THE
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FORMULAS, THE ALGORITHMS, THE
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SPOONING.
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THE TURNAROUND, THE NAKEDNESS,
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THE SLIDING?
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THAT IS STUFF THAT PEOPLE HAVE
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NOT EVEN BEGUN TO SCRATCH THE
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SURFACE OF.
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>> COACH TYLER TUNES ALL THIS
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TALK OUT, KEEPING A LASER-LIKE
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FOCUS ON WHAT GOT HIM WHERE HE
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IS TODAY.
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>> I'M NOT CONCERNED WITH OTHER
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TEAMS.
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THEY MAY HAVE THE SAME COMPUTERS
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AS ME, BUT THEY DON'T PUSH THE
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SAME BUTTONS.
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>> SO, YOU'RE NOT WORRIED.
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>> I WANT TO WIN.
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I'M ALWAYS WORRIED.
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THAT'S WHY WE HUG EACH OTHER IN
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DUVET FORTS, YOU KNOW?
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THAT'S WHY WE PLAY THE GAME.
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>> Biscayne: NEXT WEEK ON
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"NEWSREADERS," DAVID HASSELHOFF
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TELLS US ABOUT HIS EXPLOSIVE
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REUNION WITH "BAYWATCH" COSTAR
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PAMELA ANDERSON.
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>> WE MET AT THIS REALLY FANCY
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VEGAN PLACE THAT PAMMY PICKED
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OUT.
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>> Biscayne: OF COURSE.
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>> AND WHEN WE GET THERE, THE
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"VALET" IS CHARGING $12 FOR
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PARKING.
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AND HE'S PARKING THE CAR LIKE
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THREE FEET AWAY.
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AND I'M SAYING, "WHY DON'T YOU
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JUST HAVE YOUR OWN PARKING LOT,
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AND I'LL PARK THE CAR MYSELF?"
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>> Biscayne: TOO BAD THAT KITT
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WASN'T THERE.
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HE COULD HAVE DROPPED YOU OFF,
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RIGHT?
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>> WHAT?
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>> Biscayne: KITT.
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>> OH, YEAH.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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BUT, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I
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DID?
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>> Biscayne: WHAT?
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>> I DROVE MY CAR DOWN TO THE
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AU BON PAIN, WHICH IS JUST DOWN
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THE STREET ABOUT A BLOCK AWAY,
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WHERE IT SAYS "CUSTOMER PARKING
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ONLY."
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>> Biscayne: OKAY.
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>> AND I BOUGHT A CUP OF COFFEE
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AND A MUFFIN...
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>> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ]
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>> ...LEFT MY CAR THERE, AND
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WALKED BACK TO THE RESTAURANT,
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HAD LUNCH WITH PAMMY.
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>> Biscayne: THAT'S SMART.
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>> YEAH, IT'S REALLY SMART, YOU
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KNOW?
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I MEAN, IT ONLY COST ME 3 BUCKS
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FOR THE COFFEE AND THE MUFFIN,
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AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO PAY
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12 BUCKS TO THAT FRICKIN' VALET.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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WHAT KIND OF MONSTER CHARGES
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THAT KIND OF MONEY FOR PARKING?
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THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
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>> Biscayne: SO, WHAT HAPPENED
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WITH THE LUNCH?
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>> OH!
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WELL, PAMMY AND I...
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ARE FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK, SO WE
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DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH TO
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CATCH UP ON.
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>> Biscayne: I'M
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REAGAN BISCAYNE.
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GOOD NIGHT.
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