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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,702 --> 00:00:03,042 >> Biscayne: TONIGHT ON 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,267 "NEWSREADERS," IS VHS THE NEW 3 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:04,812 VINYL? 4 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,235 THIS GUY WHO WENT TO OBERLIN TWO 5 00:00:06,240 --> 00:00:07,780 YEARS AGO THINKS SO. 6 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,635 AND HUMORIST JIM DAVIDSON WILL 7 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,053 BE HERE WITH SOME OF HIS 8 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:11,375 MUSINGS. 9 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,679 >> CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN 10 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,050 TO ME WHAT THE POINT OF 11 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:15,048 CHOPSTICKS ARE? 12 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:15,819 [ CHUCKLES ] 13 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,316 I MEAN, OTHER THAN EATING FOOD 14 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,688 IN A CHINESE RESTAURANT, I DON'T 15 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,346 SEE THE POINT. 16 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:21,324 >> Biscayne: ALL THAT AND MORE 17 00:00:21,322 --> 00:00:23,122 TONIGHT... 18 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,634 ON "NEWSREADERS." 19 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,735 FIRST, TONIGHT, WHAT'S IN A 20 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,206 NAME? 21 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,665 EVERYTHING, IF YOU'RE TRYING TO 22 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,742 MAKE IT IN ROCKIN' AND ROLLIN'. 23 00:00:40,741 --> 00:00:43,711 CLAVIS KIM HAS MORE. 24 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,151 >> "FEROCIOUS BABY." 25 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,147 WHAT?! 26 00:00:47,148 --> 00:00:48,218 >> THAT'S GOOD. 27 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:49,376 >> WISDOM AND OZ FOSS ARE 28 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,723 CO-C.E.O.s OF A STARTUP CALLED 29 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:53,119 "BAND NAMES-R-US." 30 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,191 THE NAME OF THE COMPANY SAYS IT 31 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,089 ALL. 32 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:59,190 "US," BEING THESE GUYS, "R" 33 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,403 PAID TO NAME ROCK BANDS. 34 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,755 IT'S THE GREATEST MUSIC-BUSINESS 35 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,103 SUCCESS STORY SINCE THE 36 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,228 ROLLING STONES SENT THEIR 37 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:07,243 HOLOGRAMS OUT ON TOUR, AND 38 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:11,335 IT ALL BEGAN RIGHT HERE. 39 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,209 [ DOOR SQUEAKING ] 40 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,747 THEY WERE JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS 41 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,679 FROM AKRON, OHIO, WITH LITTLE 42 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,224 MUSICAL TALENT AND BIG 43 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,389 ROCK-'N'-ROLL DREAMS. 44 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:28,217 BEGINNING IN JUNIOR HIGH, THEY 45 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,792 PLAYED IN AWFUL BANDS WITH 46 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:32,660 FANTASTIC NAMES, NAMES LIKE 47 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:35,800 PART EAGLE, FULL OF RADIOS, AND 48 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:37,366 CYNICAL BEST. 49 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:39,265 >> WE HAD A LOT OF GREAT BAND 50 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,137 NAMES, SO WE GOT BOOKED A TON. 51 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,795 AND THEN WHEN WE WOULD PLAY THE 52 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,913 MUSIC AT THE SHOW, EVERYBODY 53 00:01:44,905 --> 00:01:46,135 WOULD LEAVE. 54 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,810 >> THEY HAVE NO INNATE MUSICAL 55 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,408 ABILITIES, YET THEY ARE BEING 56 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,910 CALLED THE LENNON AND McCARTNEY 57 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,281 OF SOMETHING ELSE. 58 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,880 >> COMING UP WITH BAND NAMES. 59 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,681 >> HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU 60 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,293 GUYS TO COME UP WITH A REALLY 61 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,345 GOOD BAND NAME? 62 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,422 >> A SECOND, MAYBE LESS. 63 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,461 >> I MEAN, PROBABLY LESS. 64 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,256 >> OKAY, COME UP WITH ONE RIGHT 65 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:04,688 NOW. 66 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:05,692 >> ALL RIGHT. 67 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,703 HELLO MENU, TWO-PIECE GAME, 68 00:02:07,695 --> 00:02:09,255 COMPLICATED RADAR... 69 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,163 >> COMPLICATED RADAR. 70 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,304 >> ...UH, HOTEL CLEANER OF THE 71 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:11,929 NAMELESS CUNNING... 72 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:12,472 >> WHEW. 73 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,426 >> ...CAPTAIN BOGUS. 74 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,804 >> [ Chuckling ] THAT'S AWESOME. 75 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,442 OZ? 76 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,837 >> RIGHT. RIGHT. 77 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,838 UM, WELL, SLAP ME SOME FIVE. 78 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,841 THAT WOULD BE GOOD. 79 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,384 >> UH, SUFFOCATE SINCE PLUTO, 80 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,320 RESPONSE OF THE WONDER. 81 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,346 >> LEFT-LEANING BASS. 82 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,191 ANTLER...LAMP? 83 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,317 ANTLER -- ANTLER LAMPS. 84 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:35,793 UM... 85 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,259 >> ARK OF THE DOGS. 86 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,258 >> ARK OF THE DOGS! 87 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,829 >> YOU KNOW, HAMMERS, GARAGE 88 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:41,428 HAMMERS. 89 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,229 >> I MEAN, I LIKE SOME OF THAT. 90 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:44,501 I LIKE "MEAT," AND I LIKE 91 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,198 "MUFFIN," BUT NOT TOGETHER. 92 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,840 >> THE SECRET TO THEIR SUCCESS 93 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,395 HAS NOT JUST BEEN ABOUT WHAT 94 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,273 THEY CAN DO. 95 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,811 >> JUST FOR ONE SECOND, LOOK. 96 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,505 >> THAT'S A DOG. 97 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,537 >> IT HAS ALSO BEEN ABOUT WHO 98 00:02:55,543 --> 00:02:56,243 THEY KNOW. 99 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,414 >> WELL, WE GREW UP WITH THE 100 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,411 GUYS IN THE BLACK KEYS. 101 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:58,952 >> REALLY? 102 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,276 >> YOU KNOW THEY USED TO BE 103 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,281 CALLED THE PEARLY WHITE 104 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,422 TINKLERS? 105 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,316 >> YEAH, WHICH I LIKED, 106 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:03,817 ACTUALLY. 107 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:04,817 >> YOU KNOW, AND THEN WE GAVE 108 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:05,788 THEM THE NAME THE BLACK KEYS, 109 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,986 AND THEN -- BAM -- DOUBLE 110 00:03:08,989 --> 00:03:09,759 PLATINUM. 111 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:11,287 >> WISDOM AND OZ ENDED UP IN 112 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,762 THAT CONFERENCE ROOM BECAUSE 113 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,360 THEY ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF 114 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:16,762 INVESTOR ARIC BEVIN GULLY. 115 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,874 >> I LIKE THEIR SOUND. 116 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,226 >> THEIR SOUND? 117 00:03:20,234 --> 00:03:21,774 >> YEAH, THE SOUND OF THE BAND 118 00:03:21,769 --> 00:03:23,269 NAMES THAT WERE COMING OUT OF 119 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,371 THEIR MOUTHS. 120 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,372 >> SO, YOU LIKE THEIR BAND 121 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:26,974 NAMES. 122 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:27,914 >> YES. 123 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,978 >> WITH AN INVESTMENT FROM 124 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:32,507 GULLY, BAND NAMES-R-US WAS BORN. 125 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:35,253 >> WISDOM IS A GENIUS. 126 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:35,579 I MEAN... 127 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,253 >> YEAH. 128 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,550 >> ...NOBODY PAIRS RANDOM WORDS 129 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,922 AND GLOTTAL STOPS LIKE WISDOM. 130 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,921 OZ -- HE, UH -- HE HAS A VAN, 131 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,933 AND HE GETS WISDOM TO WORK ON 132 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,395 TIME, BUT HE SUCKS AT 133 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,525 NAME-COMING-UP-WITH. 134 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,259 >> SO, DID HE COME UP WITH THE 135 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,404 NAME BAND NAMES-R-US? 136 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,529 >> NO. I DID. 137 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,403 >> OH. 138 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,441 >> IT'S A GOOD-SIZED BRAND. 139 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,466 >> IT'S REAL CREATIVE, YEAH. 140 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,841 WITHIN A YEAR, BAND NAMES-R-US 141 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,540 HAD ROCKETED TO THE TOP OF THE 142 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,482 DOW STOCK CHARTS AND BILLBOARD'S 143 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:05,377 TOP BAND-NAMING COMPANIES 144 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:05,979 EXCHANGE. 145 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,819 >> WE GOT THREE SUPERGROUPS, A 146 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,545 DANISH POWER TRIO, AND A 147 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,820 BIRACIAL INGENUE CHANTEUSE FROM 148 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,419 OTTAWA THAT WE NEED TO NAME BY 149 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:14,591 11:00. 150 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:15,458 >> BARELY HIATUS, 151 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,416 HELICOPTER AWARD, AND 152 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,564 CAMP ROBOT. 153 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,358 >> I LOVE IT. OZ? 154 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,860 >> CAMP ROW...BOAT. 155 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:24,433 >> HOW ABOUT BRAND GRENADE, 156 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:25,572 15 OF THE WRECKING, OR 157 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,396 PLOW RIOT? 158 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,940 >> BIG TABLE AND THE -- AND 159 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,395 THE -- EVERYONE IS -- UH, 160 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:30,003 AND THE CARPET. 161 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:31,643 >> BUT AS WITH ALL TELEVISED 162 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,309 STORIES ABOUT MUSICIANS, 163 00:04:33,307 --> 00:04:35,337 SOMETHING CAME BETWEEN THESE 164 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,043 BANDMATES. 165 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,313 >> CONFERENCE FRIENDS EAT... 166 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,852 >> IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM LIKE OZ 167 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:41,648 WAS ABLE TO -- 168 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:42,649 >> HE SUCKED. 169 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,580 >> UH... 170 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,024 >> HE WAS TERRIBLE. 171 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,018 >> HE, UH -- 172 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:49,059 >> HE WAS YOUR YOKO ONO. 173 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,886 >> WOW, "YOUR YOKO" IS A GREAT 174 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:51,991 NAME FOR A BAND. 175 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:52,992 [ CHUCKLES ] 176 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:53,663 >> REALLY? 177 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:54,331 >> YEAH. 178 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:54,958 >> [ CHUCKLES ] 179 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,532 >> BUT, YES, HE WAS MY 180 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,870 YOKO ONO. 181 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,865 >> AND THAT WASN'T LOST ON 182 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,337 ARIC BEVIN GULLY. 183 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:02,895 HE RECENTLY FIRED OZ AND THE 184 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,643 OTHER TWO BAND MEMBERS, LEAVING 185 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,608 ONLY WISDOM. 186 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,476 AND HE DECIDED TO PICK UP THE 187 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,335 SLACK HIMSELF. 188 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:11,513 >> YOU THINK LESBO SALAMI IS 189 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:12,482 TAKEN? 190 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,010 >> I SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT. 191 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:15,924 >> COOL! I'M ON A ROLL. 192 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:16,616 OH, UH, 193 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,617 INTERGALACTIC HOMO SAPIEN! 194 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:19,589 NO! YOU'RE RIGHT. 195 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,017 IT'S GOT "HOMO" IN IT. 196 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,561 DOWN SPINDROME -- FOR A DRUM 197 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:25,457 BAND. 198 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,089 >> THAT'S GREAT. 199 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:26,893 GREAT WORK, MAN. 200 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,104 >> WORKS FOR A JAM BAND, TOO. 201 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,396 UH... 202 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,599 >> I MISS MY BROTHER. 203 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,700 >> MISS MY BROTHER? 204 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,041 SOUNDS KIND OF GAY. 205 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,365 I LIKE MISTER MISTER, THOUGH. 206 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,641 >> YOU'RE A REMINDER OF WHAT'S 207 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,710 BECOME OF MY LIFE. 208 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,438 >> OOH. 209 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,483 LIFE TOILET! 210 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,907 >> SO, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING 211 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,382 WHILE YOUR BROTHER IS AT WORK? 212 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:48,050 HITTING ROCK BOTTOM? 213 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,048 >> NO, ACTUALLY. 214 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,949 WE -- WE RENAMED THE BAND, AND 215 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,121 WE GOT A RECORD CONTRACT. 216 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:52,949 [ CHUCKLES ] 217 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,393 EVER SINCE MY BROTHER LEFT THE 218 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:55,658 BAND, ACTUALLY, EVERYTHING SORT 219 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:56,916 OF JUST FELL INTO PLACE. 220 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,064 >> SO, HE WAS THE CRAPPY 221 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,388 MUSICIAN WHO WAS HOLDING YOU 222 00:05:59,393 --> 00:05:59,693 BACK. 223 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,933 >> YES. YOU GET IT. 224 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,558 OH, GOD, THAT'S WHY WE NAMED THE 225 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:03,533 BAND AFTER YOU. 226 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,171 >> YOU NAMED THE BAND AFTER ME? 227 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:05,995 >> OH, YEAH. 228 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:07,539 >> WH-WHAT'S THIS BAND CALLED? 229 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:10,135 >> ASIAN QUESTION ASKER. 230 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,066 >> Biscayne: FOOTBALL, OR, AS 231 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,684 THE SPANISH CALL IT, 232 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,136 FúTBOL AMERICANO. 233 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,654 IT USED TO BE A GAME OF BRUTE 234 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,146 FORCE, BUT THANKS TO ONE COACH, 235 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,647 FOOTBALL IS NOW A GAME OF 236 00:06:21,649 --> 00:06:22,649 NUMBERS. 237 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,990 SADEE DEENUS HAS MáS. 238 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,185 >> I WANT THESE LINES 239 00:06:26,186 --> 00:06:27,416 CONVERGING, OKAY? 240 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,961 >> COACH PHIL TYLER OF THE 241 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,556 KANSAS CITY MISSOURIHAWKS IS 242 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,428 BRINGING THE COMPUTER REVOLUTION 243 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:34,126 TO THE FOOTBALL FIELD. 244 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,697 >> BASEBALL HAS HISTORICALLY 245 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:36,956 BEEN THOUGHT OF THE GAME OF 246 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:37,574 STATISTICS. 247 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:38,195 >> MM-HMM. 248 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,698 >> I'D LIKE TO TURN FOOTBALL 249 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,740 INTO AS MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING A 250 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,465 SPORT AS BASEBALL, AS FAR AS 251 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,542 ANALYZING IT. 252 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,009 TO WATCH IT, IT'LL STILL BE 253 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,677 EXCITING, BUT TO THINK ABOUT IT, 254 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,436 IT SHOULD START TO GET ANNOYING 255 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:51,554 AND FRUSTRATING. 256 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:53,605 >> BUT NOBODY SEEMS FRUSTRATED 257 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,454 WITH THE COACH'S RESULTS. 258 00:06:55,449 --> 00:06:57,049 CLARK JABS HAS BEEN COVERING 259 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,750 COACH TYLER SINCE TYLER WAS AN 260 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,122 OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR WITH THE 261 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,790 TAMPA BAY FLORIDACATS. 262 00:07:01,789 --> 00:07:03,119 >> IT'S A FORMULA FOR SUCCESS. 263 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,223 IT'S A MATHEMATICAL EQUATION 264 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,794 THAT COACH TYLER HAS BROKEN DOWN 265 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,004 ON, I-I WANT TO SAY, THE 266 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:08,695 MICROBIAL LEVEL. 267 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:09,999 I DON'T WANT TO SAY SUBATOMIC 268 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:10,757 'CAUSE THAT'S -- YOU KNOW, 269 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:11,604 EVERYONE SAYS THAT. 270 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:12,599 BUT I WANT TO SAY ON A MICROBIAL 271 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,070 LEVEL. 272 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:14,536 >> SO, COACH TYLER HAS REALLY 273 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,765 FIGURED OUT SOMETHING NEW. 274 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:16,699 >> OH, ABSOLUTELY. 275 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,074 SOME OF THE STUFF HE'S DOING IS 276 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,511 BEYOND REVOLUTIONARY. 277 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,737 HE'S IN THE SHOWERS GIVING NOTES 278 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:21,741 ALL THE TIME. 279 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:22,682 >> MM-HMM. 280 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:24,606 >> HE'S ASSEMBLING A TEAM, A 281 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,812 TEAM FULL OF HARD BODIES THAT HE 282 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,154 WANTS TO MOLD AND TOUCH. 283 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,049 >> WELL, HOLD ON. 284 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:30,750 HOLD ON. HOLD ON. 285 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:32,151 >> WHILE HIS STRATEGIC APPROACH 286 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,492 ON THE FIELD HAS WON HIM MANY 287 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,617 FANS, OFF THE FIELD, HE HAS BEEN 288 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,223 CRITICIZED FOR BEING COLD, 289 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,794 ROBOTIC, AND BELICHICK-Y. 290 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,763 BUT COACH TYLER'S PLAYERS TELL A 291 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,162 DIFFERENT STORY. 292 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,233 DEFENSIVE END DEANDRE KUIPER HAS 293 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,032 WON THREE CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS 294 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,504 WITH THE MISSOURIHAWKS. 295 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,572 >> HE PROMOTES A CULTURE OF 296 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,740 WINNING, USING COMPUTER NUMBERS 297 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:51,808 TO SHOW ME DIFFERENT WAYS TO 298 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,035 LOOK AT DEFENSE, THE WAY WE 299 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,640 PRACTICE TO THE SLEEPOVERS AT 300 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:56,042 HIS HOUSE TO TAKING NAKED 301 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,113 POLAROIDS OF ME. 302 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,150 >> AND THE COMPUTERS? 303 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:58,775 >> [ SCOFFS ] 304 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,049 THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF ONES AND 305 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,517 ZEROS TO ME, MAN. 306 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,045 >> ZERO -- THAT'S ABOUT HOW 307 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,080 MUCH I UNDERSTAND. 308 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,194 MISSOURIHAWKS OWNER 309 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:07,285 MAYHEW KETCHUP SURELY BELIEVES 310 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:08,687 IN TYLER'S GREATNESS. 311 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,789 HE $26 MILLION BELIEVES BECAUSE 312 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,262 THAT'S WHAT HE'S PAYING HIM. 313 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,760 >> COACH TYLER HAS BEEN A 314 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:15,762 GAME-CHANGER FOR US. 315 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:17,203 THE PLAYERS RESPECT HIM, BUT 316 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,527 THEY ALSO KNOW THEY CAN HAVE 317 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:19,732 TICKLE PARTIES ONE-ON-ONE WITH 318 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,733 HIM ANYTIME. 319 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,104 >> AND WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE 320 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,542 CRITICS WHO THINK COACH TYLER'S 321 00:08:23,537 --> 00:08:24,807 ANALYTICAL APPROACH COMES OFF AS 322 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,535 ALOOF AND ANTISOCIAL? 323 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,880 >> WELL, I CAN SEE HOW HE'D HAVE 324 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,175 THAT REPUTATION, FROM HIS 325 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,736 POSTGAME INTERVIEWS AND HIS 326 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,684 RELIANCE ON SOFTWARE, BUT AROUND 327 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:33,780 HERE HE'S JUST ANOTHER GUY 328 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,151 TRYING TO WIN GAMES, YOU KNOW, 329 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,748 CORNHOLING YOU IN THE SHOWER. 330 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,550 >> HIS PLAYERS -- THEY WANT TO 331 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:38,822 WIN. 332 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:40,219 THEY WANT TO SNUGGLE, MAYBE KISS 333 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:40,890 FOR A LONG TIME. 334 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,158 THEY COME TO PLAY. 335 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,215 >> OFF THE FIELD, COACH TYLER'S 336 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,234 HOUSE IS SPARSE AND BARE-BONED. 337 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:48,196 JUST LIKE AT WORK, THERE ARE 338 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,225 VERY FEW DISTRACTIONS. 339 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,629 >> I GUESS I JUST NEVER GOT 340 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:51,901 AROUND TO DECORATING TOO MUCH. 341 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,669 I GOT MY COMPUTER ROOM. 342 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,737 I GOT A PRETTY GOOD SNUGGLE CAVE 343 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,166 FOR WHEN THE GUYS COME OVER. 344 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,240 I GOT THAT TOASTER I'VE NEVER 345 00:08:58,238 --> 00:08:58,738 USED. 346 00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,709 I EAT MOST OF MY MEALS OVER AT 347 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:00,237 THE STADIUM. 348 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,170 >> I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THE 349 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:01,784 COMPUTER ROOM. 350 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:02,675 >> OH, LET ME SHOW YOU. 351 00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:03,676 IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE BY THE LUBE 352 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,137 CLOSET. 353 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:04,784 >> GREAT. 354 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,578 >> BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, NO-HUDDLE. 355 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:06,880 DOWN! 356 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,650 >> BUT WITH SUCCESS COME THE 357 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:09,819 INEVITABLE IMITATORS. 358 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,587 >> A LOT OF COACHES NOW ARE 359 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,245 ADOPTING HIS TECHNIQUES -- THE 360 00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,793 FORMULAS, THE ALGORITHMS, THE 361 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:15,858 SPOONING. 362 00:09:15,856 --> 00:09:16,886 THE TURNAROUND, THE NAKEDNESS, 363 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:17,790 THE SLIDING? 364 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,931 THAT IS STUFF THAT PEOPLE HAVE 365 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,186 NOT EVEN BEGUN TO SCRATCH THE 366 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,263 SURFACE OF. 367 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:23,131 >> COACH TYLER TUNES ALL THIS 368 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,830 TALK OUT, KEEPING A LASER-LIKE 369 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:26,602 FOCUS ON WHAT GOT HIM WHERE HE 370 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,600 IS TODAY. 371 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:28,701 >> I'M NOT CONCERNED WITH OTHER 372 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,172 TEAMS. 373 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:30,339 THEY MAY HAVE THE SAME COMPUTERS 374 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,667 AS ME, BUT THEY DON'T PUSH THE 375 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:32,742 SAME BUTTONS. 376 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,870 >> SO, YOU'RE NOT WORRIED. 377 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:34,744 >> I WANT TO WIN. 378 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,682 I'M ALWAYS WORRIED. 379 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:36,876 THAT'S WHY WE HUG EACH OTHER IN 380 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:37,877 DUVET FORTS, YOU KNOW? 381 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:40,278 THAT'S WHY WE PLAY THE GAME. 382 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,680 >> Biscayne: NEXT WEEK ON 383 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,222 "NEWSREADERS," DAVID HASSELHOFF 384 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,916 TELLS US ABOUT HIS EXPLOSIVE 385 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,788 REUNION WITH "BAYWATCH" COSTAR 386 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,687 PAMELA ANDERSON. 387 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:49,689 >> WE MET AT THIS REALLY FANCY 388 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,890 VEGAN PLACE THAT PAMMY PICKED 389 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:51,321 OUT. 390 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:52,634 >> Biscayne: OF COURSE. 391 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,886 >> AND WHEN WE GET THERE, THE 392 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,364 "VALET" IS CHARGING $12 FOR 393 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,733 PARKING. 394 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,831 AND HE'S PARKING THE CAR LIKE 395 00:09:58,832 --> 00:09:59,672 THREE FEET AWAY. 396 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,867 AND I'M SAYING, "WHY DON'T YOU 397 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,298 JUST HAVE YOUR OWN PARKING LOT, 398 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,642 AND I'LL PARK THE CAR MYSELF?" 399 00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:04,397 >> Biscayne: TOO BAD THAT KITT 400 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,174 WASN'T THERE. 401 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:05,772 HE COULD HAVE DROPPED YOU OFF, 402 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,313 RIGHT? 403 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:07,837 >> WHAT? 404 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:08,781 >> Biscayne: KITT. 405 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:09,376 >> OH, YEAH. 406 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:10,176 YEAH, RIGHT. 407 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,307 BUT, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I 408 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:11,811 DID? 409 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:12,782 >> Biscayne: WHAT? 410 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:13,950 >> I DROVE MY CAR DOWN TO THE 411 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,347 AU BON PAIN, WHICH IS JUST DOWN 412 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:16,778 THE STREET ABOUT A BLOCK AWAY, 413 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:17,794 WHERE IT SAYS "CUSTOMER PARKING 414 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:18,215 ONLY." 415 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:18,888 >> Biscayne: OKAY. 416 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:19,916 >> AND I BOUGHT A CUP OF COFFEE 417 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:20,690 AND A MUFFIN... 418 00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,388 >> Biscayne: [ LAUGHS ] 419 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:22,358 >> ...LEFT MY CAR THERE, AND 420 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,315 WALKED BACK TO THE RESTAURANT, 421 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,963 HAD LUNCH WITH PAMMY. 422 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:25,958 >> Biscayne: THAT'S SMART. 423 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,989 >> YEAH, IT'S REALLY SMART, YOU 424 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:27,664 KNOW? 425 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,761 I MEAN, IT ONLY COST ME 3 BUCKS 426 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:29,832 FOR THE COFFEE AND THE MUFFIN, 427 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,800 AND I WASN'T ABOUT TO PAY 428 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,428 12 BUCKS TO THAT FRICKIN' VALET. 429 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,302 I MEAN, COME ON. 430 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,430 WHAT KIND OF MONSTER CHARGES 431 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,844 THAT KIND OF MONEY FOR PARKING? 432 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:36,766 THAT'S RIDICULOUS! 433 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,310 >> Biscayne: SO, WHAT HAPPENED 434 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,235 WITH THE LUNCH? 435 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:39,839 >> OH! 436 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,270 WELL, PAMMY AND I... 437 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,244 ARE FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK, SO WE 438 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,283 DIDN'T REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH TO 439 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:45,978 CATCH UP ON. 440 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:46,949 >> Biscayne: I'M 441 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:48,777 REAGAN BISCAYNE. 442 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,852 GOOD NIGHT. 27508

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