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(BUBBLING)
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Got a secret I can’t tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
School's out, ring the bell!
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Hey, fishes out there in internet land!
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This is Bea Goldfishberg,
and you are listening to Deedly Do,
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the official podcast of me
and my friends,
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where if something's got us down,
what do we say, girls?
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Deedly Do!
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Okay, first hot topic: hot boys.
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Topic like it's hot!
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Let's round-table it.
Me, Brandon Bubbler.
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-Finberley?
-Cody.
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-Koi?
-(GRUNTS)
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-Esmargot?
-Albert.
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-Clamantha?
-Oscar.
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-And Shellsea.
-Football team.
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Deedly Do!
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Okay, next hot topic!
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Topic like it's hot!
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Music. I'm into Brandon Bubbler.
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-Brandon Bubbler!
-(GRUNTS)
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Brandon Bubbler!
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Brandon Bubbler!
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Brandon Bubbler, mama!
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Deedly Do!
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And now the part of the Deedly Do
podcast where things get real.
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And we talk about personal issues.
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Who's got one?
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-(COUGHING)
-(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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-Come on...
-Okay, I'll talk!
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-Last night, I found out that I have...
-Okay, fine, I have one.
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-You do?
-Well, no, not me.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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I have this friend.
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Oh!
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Is it me?
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No. My friend is way hot, and cute,
and like, pink,
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and fashionable and like, really hot.
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-Oh, that sounds like you.
-Shyeah,
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except it's not me, it's my friend.
Because I don't have any problems.
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Oh! Well, how come
we've never met your friend?
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Because my friend, like,
goes to a different school.
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Like, for hot fish.
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Because my friend is like, way hot.
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But here's the deal!
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-My friend is so hot...
-Yeah?
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...it is intimidating.
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And my friend can't get a date.
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(ALL GASP)
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Yeah, tragic.
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But what is my friend supposed to do?
Suppress the hotness?
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I told my friend, no way!
Friend, you keep doing what you do.
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You need someone who is worthy!
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You should settle for nothing less!
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You are beautiful!
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You are a beautiful friend!
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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-Shellsea, are you okay?
-I'm fine.
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I told you, I don't have any problems.
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I just get so worked up about my friend.
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It's my friend. Deedly Do.
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Okay, folks, thanks for listening.
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(CUCKOO CLOCK CHIMES)
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-Okay, is somebody gonna say it or not?
-Say what?
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Hey, ladies! Is it me,
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or was Shellsea totally talking
about herself on that podcast last night?
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Uh, not that we were listening
or anything.
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Shh! Keep it down! She's right over there.
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I said I want extra fries, Latoada.
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I paid my money; I want my fries.
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I know the only power
you have over me in this world
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is to withhold my extra fries,
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but it makes you a sad, sad woman.
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Man, she is in a mood.
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It's hard to watch what spinsterhood
can do to a woman.
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Spinsterhood? Milo, come on.
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We don't have any proof
that she can't get a date.
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She did say it was her friend.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah. She lying.
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Me and Oskie talked about it
all night over bonbons.
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-Yeah.
-And we realize we've never actually
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-seen Shellsea with a boyfriend.
-Nope. Never.
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Oh, come on, that's ridiculous.
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There was that time at the Burger Bunny.
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Bea. Get here. Bored.
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Okay, well, there was that time
at the amusement park.
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Bea, get back here. Bored.
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Oh... um... Wait, I know! How about prom?
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Bea, Mama wants a burrito.
Let's get out of here. Bored.
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Darn it! Okay, fine, you may have a point.
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-But how can you be sure?
-I'll test her. Here she comes.
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Hey, fishes.
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Can you believe Latoada was trying
to withhold my fries?
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I guess I can't blame her,
it's the only power she has in this world.
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What? Why are you all,
like, looking at me weird?
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Shellsea, I'm gonna hold up
a piece of paper,
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and you tell me what you see, okay?
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-Who is that?
-Me.
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-Good, good, okay. How about now?
-Sad.
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Aha! Me? Sad? See?
She said she's sad.
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What are you talking about?
I'm not sad!
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But I'm out of here.
You guys are acting weird.
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I gotta go find a place
to eat my fries in peace!
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Well, I, for one, am convinced.
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Milo, that test didn't prove anything.
We need to help her.
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I think we gotta find that girl a man.
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But she scares people.
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Well, then it's up to us to find her a man
who can put up with it.
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Okay, crew, this is probably
the most challenging challenge
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we will ever face
in our young fishy lives.
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Approach every eligible male
and find our girl Shellsea a match.
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Go team!
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Churros! Get your red-hot churros, dude!
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-Hello.
-Hey, would you like a churro?
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Why, yes, por favor.
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Uh... There you go.
Anytime you need a churro,
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you just call Chuy Pescado
and I'll hook you up, homes.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-Why, thank you.
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Oh, hey, we forgot to ask that guy
if he'd go out with Shellsea.
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-Nah, nah, nah, we ain't gonna ask him.
-Why?
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Because if that guy were dating Shellsea,
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when would he have time
to make my churros?
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Yeah, baller style!
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(LAUGHING)
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Hello. I was wondering
if you could help us.
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Yes?
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-Okay, great. So, are you single?
-Yes.
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-Do you like fashion?
-Yes.
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Awesome. Okay, would you like
to date our friend Shellsea?
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No.
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-Oh. Well, then, are these shoes on sale?
-Yes.
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Yeah, girly style!
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Hello, my friends!
My name is Fish Vartan.
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Can I interest you in some elegant items
for your home?
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Perhaps a lamp made of horsehair
and babies?
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Actually, we were looking
for a boyfriend for our friend Shellsea.
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No, no, how about a silk toilet
from India? Very nice!
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Or an original 17th-century tapestry
depicting an ancient cellular telephone.
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-(CHUCKLING)
-Everything available with LED lights!
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(LAUGHING)
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What kind of nightmare is this?
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You only live once! YOLO!
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I wonder how everybody did.
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Well, we got a bunch of shoes.
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We got a brass cheetah.
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Oh, man! So, nobody had any luck
finding Shellsea a boyfriend?
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What are we gonna do?
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I feel like we're gonna
keep hitting a wall
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unless we find, I don't know, like,
an exact clone of Shellsea.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, like those exist.
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Hey, I said I wanted extra fries.
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I paid my money; I want my fries.
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I don't believe what I'm seeing.
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I know the only power you have over me
in this world
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is to withhold my fries,
but it makes you a sad, sad man.
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Guys, I think we found the holy grail.
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That guy could be
a perfect match for Shellsea!
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Oh, my gosh. I can't believe that guy
was trying to withhold my fries.
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Guess I can't blame him.
It's the only power he has in this world.
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Hello.
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-Hey.
-What's your name, kid?
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Michael.
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Michael. Michael,
I have been looking
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-for a man like you all day.
-'Kay.
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Would you mind answering
a few questions?
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-Maybe.
-Great!
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Okay, number one, if you were trapped
in a desert island tank,
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what is the only item of clothing
you would take with you?
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-Shoes.
-Yes!
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Next question!
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Do you like girls who are hot
or girls who are not hot?
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-Hot.
-Yes!
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Okay, last question.
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I'm gonna have my friend Oscar
tell you what he did last night
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and you tell me the first thing
that pops into your mind.
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Okay, well, I was engaged in a battle
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with a level 53 elf lord who only had
a level 52 sorcerer ability...
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Nerd! Nerd alert!
Oh, my gosh! It's a nerd!
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-Yes!
-Okay.
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So, as a thank you for taking our survey,
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we'd like to give you a coupon
for a free milkshake at the Hokey Poke.
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Okay, thanks.
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But you have to redeem it
at exactly 7:00 tonight.
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Okay. I'll be there.
Never pass up a free milkshake.
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Okay, the mood should be all set
for Shellsea and Michael to hit it off.
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We have romantic saxophone music,
soft filtered lighting,
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and free milkshakes for Shellsea
and M...
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Milo, that's for Michael.
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Shh! Here he comes!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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-What are you doing here?
-I have a coupon for a free milkshake.
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I'm not gonna pass up a free milkshake.
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Oh yeah, I got a coupon too.
Can't pass up a free milkshake.
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Look at them together, it's perfect!
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Quick, Milo, get over there
and give them their milkshakes!
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Hello.
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As promised, here are your milkshakes.
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-Hot.
-Been waiting for this all day.
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So, Michael, how was the rest
of your day at the mall?
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That's a funny story, Shellsea,
pay attention, you'll like it.
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So, at the mall,
this one said he likes shoes.
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Isn't that right, Michael? You like shoes?
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I don't know, I just said what I needed
to say to get my free milkshake.
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Sweet, Michael, high five.
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You two are getting along.
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'Course we're getting along.
She's hhh-awesome.
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Did you hear that, Shellsea?
Michael said you're hhh-awesome.
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Yeah, I heard it, Milo.
I think he's awesome too.
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Oh, boy! Michael, you're not intimidated
by that, are you?
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Why would I be intimidated by her?
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Shellsea! Michael isn't intimidated
by you!
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Isn't that wonderful news?
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I'm so excited. I'll be right back.
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What is wrong with him?
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Guys! Guys! It's working!
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But if we really wanna seal the deal,
we gotta step up our game!
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Oscar, hit it!
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(ROMANTIC SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYS)
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Oh, look at you two!
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Looks like we might have a little love
connection happening, maybe.
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What? No, Bea, no.
242
00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,038
This is Michael. This is my friend!
243
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,127
The one I was telling you about
with the personal issue.
244
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:30,172
Get off me, Michael! You're sweaty.
245
00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:31,378
She didn't make it up?
246
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:33,466
She was telling the truth the whole time?
247
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:40,930
Okay, someone explain to me why you guys
were trying to set me up with Michael.
248
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:45,151
We just assumed when you were talking
about your "friend" on the podcast,
249
00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,808
you were talking about yourself.
250
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:51,186
You know, as in, I have a "friend"
who is super into "hot dogs"
251
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:54,356
-and has a brother named "Oscar."
-Hey!
252
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,027
But then secretly I'm talking about me,
see how that works?
253
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,617
See why we might misunderstand that?
254
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,663
Yeah, and, well, we wanted to help.
255
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,737
Guys, sweet.
256
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:04,868
But after all your efforts,
Michael still doesn't have a date.
257
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,578
Okay, well, it seems like
you two are pretty compatible.
258
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,127
Why don't you try dating Michael?
259
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,456
Yeah, sometimes the best thing to do
is date your best friend.
260
00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,974
-Nothing.
-Oh, weird.
261
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,129
I never thought of that.
262
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,587
Hey, Michael, you wanna go out?
263
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:22,519
-Maybe. Are you intimidated by my hotness?
-No. Our hotness cancels each other out.
264
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,182
Cool. Let's go get a pizza.
265
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,060
-Hot pizza.
-Sweet.
266
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,814
Well, yay! That worked out.
267
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,809
No. Shellsea was my ride home.
268
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,498
Okay, let's review. Four plus four is?
269
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:51,785
Conga line!
270
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,260
(CHEERING)
271
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,430
(SIGHS) Here we go again.
272
00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,258
Party, party, party
Party, party, party
273
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,255
Oscar! Jump on in. The conga is on fire!
274
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,939
(STAMMERING) I think I should wait
until the lesson's over, Milo.
275
00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,982
-Oh, trust me, it's over.
-Come on, Oscar!
276
00:12:13,107 --> 00:12:15,027
Party, party, party
Party, party, party
277
00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:19,068
Okay, just review what we've learned.
Never mind.
278
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,412
Milo, Milo,
279
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,200
Awesome job, party man!
You are crazy!
280
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,195
-ALBERT: Milo parties hard!
-(CLAMORING)
281
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:26,575
Good times.
282
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,623
So, why no conga, brother dear?
283
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,206
-How do you do it, Milo?
-What? The conga?
284
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,502
-You just grab a lady and...
-No, no! The...
285
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,591
The piñata? You just grab a bat,
then you....
286
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,255
Partying. You made a party out
of thin air!
287
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,181
-What party?
-The conga line?
288
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,430
You just started a conga line.
289
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,641
No, Oscar, that was simple mathematics.
290
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,601
The study of the unknown.
291
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:47,063
No. That was a party.
292
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,975
I guess I just don't think
about it like that.
293
00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:54,192
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Everything comes so naturally to you.
294
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,225
There's no worrying or second guessing.
295
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,777
You just start parties
and people love you for it.
296
00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,910
It would feel so good to do what you do.
297
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,449
OSCAR:
It would feel so good to do what you do.
298
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,417
I know what to do!
299
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:46,446
Oscar!
300
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:51,745
-Oscar! Oscar! I made something for you.
-You, you did? What is it?
301
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,383
The answer to all
of your social weirdness.
302
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,751
Now, just close your eyes
before I wet myself.
303
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:58,295
Okay.
304
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,009
Now you keep them closed
like a good boy, okay?
305
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,053
Okay, you can open your peepers.
306
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,061
-What is it?
-It's me.
307
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,893
-What?
-That jar contains everything
308
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,734
that makes me me. It's Milo in a cup.
309
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,855
It just smells like apple juice, man.
310
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,897
You are now me.
311
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,856
Or at least a piece of me.
The "party" piece of me.
312
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,147
And it'll help you when you get scared
of doing fun stuff.
313
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,453
You know, it, like, turns your brain off.
314
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:28,196
It's a genuine magic amullah.
315
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,948
-A magic what?
-Magic amullah.
316
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:35,794
-Magic amulet?
-Magic amullah!
317
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,917
Milo, thank you for the gift,
318
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,882
but I think my problem might be
a little more complicated than this thing.
319
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:46,760
You know, you might just be surprised
at what a little magic can do.
320
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,520
-Oh, all right. If it'll make you happy.
-It does!
321
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,600
But I'm only gonna wear it
for a couple of days.
322
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,019
That's gonna be all you need.
323
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,984
But you've gotta actually believe
that it works, okay?
324
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,611
It's not gonna work if you don't believe
in the magic.
325
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:06,200
-Promise me you will believe in the magic!
-I promise?
326
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,704
The transformation begins.
327
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,535
Now, to get you excited for partying,
328
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:13,790
I'm gonna have Brian funnel
pureed broccoli into my mouth.
329
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,538
Okay, Brian, go when I say go.
330
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,666
Brian! Gosh darn it, Brian!
331
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:23,130
(QUACKS)
332
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,843
Okay, now back to yesterday's lesson.
333
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,681
Four plus four is?
334
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:32,386
Hey, Oscar. Now is the perfect time.
You gotta party up!
335
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,938
-What? Now?
-Yeah, now! Party up.
336
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,359
Milo. I... I can't.
337
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,189
Yes, you can.
Let's tear this mama down!
338
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:43,476
Party up!
339
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,113
Mr. Baldwin, I gotta go to the bathroom.
340
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:50,368
No, you don't! You said you were gonna
believe in the magic amullah!
341
00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:51,991
It's just apples and spit!
342
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,543
But it's my spit. That I spit. For you.
343
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,420
Now, I'm gonna kiss you on your forehead,
and you're gonna go to the bathroom
344
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,090
and when you come back,
you are gonna (WHISPERS) party up.
345
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:07,381
Just believe in the magic amullah.
And don't forget to wash your fins.
346
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:12,927
Okay, Oscar. Maybe Milo's right.
I just gotta believe in this magic amulet.
347
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,347
This is stupid.
348
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,983
No, it's not. Milo made this for me
and I promised that I would believe in it.
349
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,765
So, I just gotta believe.
350
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,654
So, then I said to Rebecca, "Conga?
I don't even know you."
351
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,946
Did somebody order a party?
352
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,618
You've gotta be kidding me.
353
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,040
Conga time!
354
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:40,582
Party, party, party!
Party, party, party!
355
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,915
-You having a good time, Bea?
-Heck, yes!
356
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,673
I thought Milo was the only one who could
pull off a conga line like this.
357
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,509
What's gotten into you, Oscar?
358
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,801
I don't know, it just seems like
a little magic is starting to work.
359
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,063
I just feel like a new Oscar.
360
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,194
Hi, brother dear!
361
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,858
This is the proudest moment
of my fishy life!
362
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,867
Party, party, party!
363
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:16,079
Oscar, that was the best class party
I've ever had.
364
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,080
Whatever's going on with you, I like it.
365
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,962
Well, then, maybe we should meet up
at the Hokey Poke tonight.
366
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,210
We can party up a little bit more.
367
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,252
Yeah! That sounds great.
I'll see you tonight, Oscar.
368
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,421
(CHEERING)
369
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,549
-Oh, my gosh, it works.
-It works, it works, it works!
370
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:32,894
I just put apples in a jar.
371
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,889
I just had to believe in it!
This means that all magic exists.
372
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:39,057
I don't know how to repay you, bro.
I don't know how.
373
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,980
Well, that's what brothers are for.
374
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,064
I'm gonna go home now.
375
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,478
You know, I'm so happy for Oscar.
376
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,147
I think I did a really good thing.
377
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,896
Hey, Milo! You wanna have
an awesome water balloon party?
378
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,987
No thanks, guys. I'm gonna go home.
379
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:58,081
Oscar is having the time of his life
and it's all thanks to me.
380
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,576
Hey, bro! You look like a party guy!
381
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,538
You wanna juggle tamales
and dress up these cats?
382
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:06,125
No, thanks. I'm much too tired.
383
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,835
Yeah, suit yourself.
384
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:12,384
You've done a great deed, Milo.
And for that you deserve a nice long nap.
385
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,469
Oh, Brian. It's your birthday today,
isn't it?
386
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,676
(QUACKS)
387
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,389
You know, I'm sorry, Brian,
388
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,475
but I'm not really in the mood
for a birthday party today.
389
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,729
Maybe next week.
390
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,111
Happy birthday, Brian.
391
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,493
Wait a minute. I've never passed up
on all that stuff before.
392
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,910
What, what happened to me?
393
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,040
No! Maybe I don't like partying
anymore.
394
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:48,418
It's because
I gave all my party power to Oscar!
395
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,801
I gotta get that amullah back!
396
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,262
I'm so turned around, I don't remember
where the door is!
397
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,814
Boy, this place sure is dead.
398
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,850
Hello. Care to dance?
399
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,769
-Um... Oh, okay.
-Just take my hand.
400
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,650
-Oh, I had the bestest night ever
-(LAUGHING)
401
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,107
And I never wanted it to end
402
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,487
Oh, my gosh, Oscar!
I'm having the best time ever!
403
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:19,699
This is magical!
404
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,829
Oscar! Oscar! Oscar!
405
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,748
I don't like partying anymore!
What's happening to me?
406
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,500
-What's going on?
-Nothing!
407
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,042
Hey, Milo, can we talk over here
for a second?
408
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,667
Okay, now just calm down.
What's happening?
409
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,634
The magic amullah.
It took all my partying away.
410
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,759
Milo! The magic amulet
didn't take your partying away.
411
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,387
Oh, yeah! Watch this!
412
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,180
Hey, macaroni.
413
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,693
Milo, can we please just figure
this stuff out later, man?
414
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,650
But the magic amullah took away my party.
415
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,109
I don't feel like Milo without the party.
416
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,738
I'm sorry, Milo,
I just can't give it back right now.
417
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,084
Okay.
418
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,620
So, what was that all about?
419
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:07,456
Nothing. Just Milo and one
of his crazy problems.
420
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,631
He has been looking a little down lately.
421
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,337
Are you sure he's okay?
422
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,295
Yep. I'm sure.
423
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,882
Well, if you're saying it,
I'm not worried at all.
424
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,928
I know how well you two
look after each other.
425
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,602
You are a real sweetheart, Oscar.
426
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,437
I'm sorry, Bea!
427
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,441
But I gotta go give something back
that doesn't belong to me!
428
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,150
-Give me that amullah!
-Milo, Milo, just...
429
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,067
Oscar, I'm sorry, but I need it!
430
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:43,077
-Give me that amullah!
-Milo, I'm trying!
431
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,950
You're trying to keep it for yourself!
Now, give it to me!
432
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,671
Pinch! I'm Randy Pincherson!
433
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,299
-No!
-No!
434
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,136
Milo, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
435
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:05,889
No, no. I should've never messed
with magic in the first place.
436
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,773
Guys, what's going on?
437
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,313
-Nothing.
-None of your business.
438
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,725
Guys! I was just standing right there.
439
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,022
I saw you tackle each other
440
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,265
and then scream when Randy broke
your little apple juice thing.
441
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,607
-What's going on?
-All right, fine, Mrs. Detective.
442
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:22,284
I gave Oscar a magic amullah
that made his life better but ruined mine.
443
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,066
And now it's broken, and my life is over.
444
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:26,448
There, Mrs. Detective solves
the crime again.
445
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,660
Whatever.
446
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:29,829
Hey, what's that?
447
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,077
"Believe in yourself."
Believe in yourself.
448
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,955
Milo, is that the note
that you wrote to me in the jar?
449
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,796
-Just "believe in yourself"?
-Yeppers!
450
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,681
But you kept saying to believe in magic
and stuff.
451
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:45,261
Well, yeah, the magic
is believing in yourself. Duh!
452
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,023
So, I didn't become a party machine
because of the magic amulet?
453
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,885
-I had it in me all along?
-Yes, siree.
454
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,607
Then, if you wanna get
your party powers back,
455
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,733
maybe all you have to do
is just believe in yourself.
456
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:02,859
-(PHONE ENGAGED TONE)
-(CLOCK TICKING)
457
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,659
Hey, I got my party back!
458
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,949
And now I must go right a terrible wrong!
459
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,578
Happy birthday, Brian!
460
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,246
Happy birthday, Brian!
461
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,580
(QUACKS)
462
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,091
Hey, Snake! I got a great joke for you!
463
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,552
So, a monkey, a lion, and a turtle
all walk into a barn,
464
00:22:24,635 --> 00:22:25,675
and the monkey says...
465
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,966
(MONKEY SCREECHES)
466
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,425
And the lion's all...
467
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,555
(LION ROARS)
468
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,231
So, the turtle says...
469
00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,734
(DOG BARKING)
470
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,268
-I don't get it.
-You know...
471
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:38,729
(DOG BARKING)
472
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,942
(CHUCKLES) Oh! I get it!
473
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,010
-I know, right!
-That's a good one!
474
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,947
I still don't get it.
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