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(BUBBLING)
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(SONG PLAYING)
Fishy, the fishy hula
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Maybe I'll make my moolah
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Come on and do the
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Oh, ho, ho, ho
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Fishy, the fishy hula...
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This is gonna be the best
party cruise ever.
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MILO: You mean the best
pirate party ever!
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-(SEAGULLS CAWING)
-(SIGHS)
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It's not a pirate party, Milo.
We're on vacation.
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You should wear something tropical.
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Arg! Don't be jealous of me booty.
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(SINGING) Jealous jealous
Jealous jealous jealous!
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I'm not jealous of your booty, dingus.
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Well, then stop pooping on my poop deck.
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Cool your jets, boys.
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All I know is I am super jazzed
that we were able to hire
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the perfect boat for the party cruise.
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It has everything...
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arcade, bowling alley,
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-trampoline room, pony rides...
-(NEIGHS)
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...rock-climb wall and ice cream bar.
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But how am I supposed to have a good time
if you don't have any clam dip?
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Oh my gosh, Clamantha!
We totally forgot your clam dip!
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Milo, we need you
to keep an eye on the boat
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while we get Clamantha's clam dip.
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Toodle-oo!
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Aye aye, Captain!
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Party cruise!
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Everybody, let's go!
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Get in our lousy good-for-nothing boat.
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(ELEPHANT STAMPEDE SOUNDS)
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I wish we could've afforded better,
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but somebody didn't make enough
at the bake sale
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because they decided to eat
all the cookies herself.
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Were those cookies worth it, Tamara?
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Were they worth it?
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Hold on, Coach.
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Look at that stupid fish
with that fancy boat.
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We should totally steal it.
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Good eyes, Glen.
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Mary Anne, you know what to do
with our lousy boat.
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(BEEPS)
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Halt, all ye who go there!
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Only fish allowed, I'm afraid.
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So says the captain.
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Me.
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Hey, great pirate outfit.
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That's what I've been saying.
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Yeah, and you know
what would look even better?
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Two eye patches.
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(GASPS)
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Genius!
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MILO: Oh yeah! The double eye patch!
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-(LAUGHS) Arg!
-BEA: Um, Milo?
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MILO: Now I'm twice
the pirate I used to be!
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OSCAR:
Uh, bro, where's the ship?
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-(BOAT HORN BLASTS)
-Thar she goes!
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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Stupid fish!
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Enjoy your party of pity and sorrow,
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and also your afterparty
of tears and anguish! (LAUGHS)
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-Afterparty!
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
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What?
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I ruined the party cruise.
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I was gonna go wild too.
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Jocktopus smash nerd fish!
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Not if I eat him first!
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-(WHIMPERS)
-Hey, hey, hey, come on.
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This isn't Milo's fault.
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It's the geckos.
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(BOTH GROWL)
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(SIGHS) If only we had a boat
to chase down our boat.
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But where are we gonna find that?
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I just had an idea.
We should go right to the Hokey Poke.
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Oh right,
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because the Hokey Poke is a boat.
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Yeah! No, 'cause I want a hamburger.
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Wait! The Hokey Poke is a boat?
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Hey, I just had a better idea!
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ALL: Arg!
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Chief, I, Captain Milo,
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am commandeering this vessel
in the name of justice.
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Fine with me, long as you order something.
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-Hmm, I'll have a cheeseburger.
-(DING)
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The ship is yours, kid.
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-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(RUMBLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Now, let's get that ship back!
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Jocktopus, take her out to sea, matey.
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-(GRUNTING)
-PIRAHNICA: Heave, ho!
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Heave, ho!
Heave, ho!
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Or I am breaking up with you!
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Albert, Jumbo,
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a sea shanty.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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You know, you don't have to do this, Milo.
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I do have to do this, Bea.
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You and Oscar worked so hard to make
that boat awesome for everybody
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and I just let 'em steal it.
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It's my fault it happened,
and I'm gonna make it right.
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(SHOUTS) Hey, Clamantha,
you see anything up there?
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Unfortunately not a gecko in sight,
Captain!
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Hi, Oscar, I'm up here...
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all alone.
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(GROANS)
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I know which way they went.
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-Whoa, you know how to read...
-(CRASHES)
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...those expensive instruments?
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The only instrument I need
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is my captain's gut.
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And it says...
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Hey, Bassy! Can we get
some apples over here?
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Thank you. You're a doll.
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M-milo?
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Uh, guys?
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What are these?
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Double the ooh, double the eeh
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Double the ooh, oh!
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Somebody smile...
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Follow that skin!
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(GRUNTS)
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Arg!
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Now, this be living.
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You feel this warm sea breeze?
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Wait. Warm winds from the east
combining with cold winds from the south,
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barometric pressure dropping,
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all combines to form...
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The perfect storm.
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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We've got to tie ourselves
to something sturdy!
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(SCREAMS)
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Like Koi.
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Whew! That's better.
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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Is that all you got?
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Is that all you got?!
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(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Guess that's all you got.
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Yeah, I'm not afraid
to talk smack to water.
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We appreciate how fierce you are
in the face of water, Milo...
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Mm-hmm.
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...but we need to turn back!
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This is too dangerous!
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And Jocktopus's sticky things broke.
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-Oh, we're broken up.
-(SNIFFLES)
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I said I would get that cruise ship back.
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And I will...
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(EMPHATICALLY) get that cruise ship back.
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All right, mateys, let's get moving.
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Milo, it's over.
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We're tired. We're hungry.
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Who ordered the special?
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Okay, we're not hungry,
but we're sick of this.
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We know you feel bad
about losing the ship, but it's okay.
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We forgive you.
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But I don't forgive myself!
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Come on, guys. We can do this.
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Man your stations!
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(ALL MOAN)
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So... it's mutiny, is it?
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How dareth you?
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I be your captain!
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If me crew will not come with me,
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then I shall go it alone.
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Fish overboard.
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(SPLASHES)
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ALL: Milo!
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Which one of you kids is paying his bill?
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This was definitely the right decision.
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(SEAGULLS CAWING)
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-Oh man!
-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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I'm never gonna find those geckos.
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(BOAT HORN BLASTS)
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What I should do is hitch a ride back home
on that ship.
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(GASPS) Oh my gosh!
That is our ship! Yes!
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Okay, but how am I gonna
get close to them?
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Think, Milo, think!
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It has to be foolproof.
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Yoo-hoo! Hey, boys!
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Who wants a smoochie
from a pretty mermaid?
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(GIGGLES)
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Look, Coach.
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It's that dumb fish
we stole the boat from.
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He looks like an idiot.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah, let's bring him aboard,
so we can mess with him.
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Yoo-hoo!
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Ah!
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(MUTTERS)
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(BABBLES)
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Ha ha!
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It is me, Captain Milo,
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and I am commandeering this vessel!
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Or we can bash you with these sticks,
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like you are pinata.
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Yeah, we hit him in the fins.
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That way he can't swim.
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Hey,
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aren't you supposed to be blindfolded
when you hit a pinata?
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-Da. You know, rules are rules.
-(CHATTER)
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We should probably play by them, yeah?
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Arg!
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-(GECKOS YELL)
-Hot dawg!
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(SINGSONG VOICE)
I got the cruise ship back
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I got the cruise ship back
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Curse you, fish!
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We will get you during
the next holiday break
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or possibly three-day weekend!
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OSCAR AND BEA: Milo!
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Milo!
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He's been gone for hours.
Where could he be?
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I think I see something!
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-(BOAT HORN BLASTS)
-BEA: It's Milo!
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-ALL: Hooray!
-BEA: All right, Milo!
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I told you I would
get the ship back safe and sound.
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No!
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I ruined the party cruise...
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(CRYING) again!
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All our hopes and dreams
are at the bottom of the sea.
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It's gonna be okay.
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(SOBS) How?
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We're fish.
We can breathe underwater. Remember?
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Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that!
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-Hot dawg!
-BEA: All right, Milo!
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Hooray!
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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SINGING) You make me go step, girl
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With my head in a whirl
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(NEIGHS)
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Look out below! Whee!
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Step, girl, let's never be apart
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When you're here beside me...
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(BOAT HORN BLASTS)
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Um, could somebody please untie me?
262
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,097
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
263
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,771
(WILD WEST MUSIC PLAYING)
264
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,830
(WOLF-WHISTLES)
265
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,868
(CATTLEFISH MOOING)
266
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,923
MILO: I'm a cowboy!
267
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,590
I'm a cowboy!
I'm a cowboy! I'm a cowboy!
268
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,459
Bea, Bea! (WHISPERS) I'm a cowboy.
269
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,296
-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-That's great, Milo.
270
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,091
I'm a cowboy.
I'm a cowboy. I'm a cowboy.
271
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:00,224
I am the greatest cowboy
272
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:01,553
to ever live.
273
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:03,138
Yeah, everyone's a cowboy today.
274
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,063
It's a cattlefish drive, you dingus.
275
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,021
I am a cowboy, I am a cowboy!
276
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,612
Milo, this here is a cattlefish drive,
not musical theater.
277
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,108
(MOOING CONTINUES)
278
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,940
Anyhoo, I just wanna thank y'all
for taking your Saturday
279
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:18,196
to help me move these cattlefish
to my Uncle Jojo's ranch.
280
00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:19,779
He's my brother from another mother,
281
00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,534
that being the mother of my mother.
282
00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,946
He's my uncle, but he's also my brother.
283
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,495
-Wait. What?
-Y'all ready?
284
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,038
-Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!
285
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,161
Sounds good.
286
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,623
Cattlefish, ho!
287
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,671
(WILD WEST MUSIC PLAYING)
288
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,763
Hyah! Get along!
289
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,340
So, does anyone else think it's weird
290
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,295
that we're fish but we're riding fish
and we're driving fish?
291
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,718
What is the delineation
between fish who speak
292
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,227
and fish who moo?
293
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,728
Uh, cattlefish smell like farts.
294
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,016
(GRUNTING)
295
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,737
-(MUFFLED YELL)
-I love cattlefish drives!
296
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,573
I get to spend time indoors!
297
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:07,788
I'm driving a wagon because
I'm not allowed to drive a car anymore.
298
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,002
Yee-haw!
299
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,672
(LAUGHING)
300
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,415
Oh my!
301
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:16,705
(SIGHS)
I wish I could've gone on that trip.
302
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,969
Uh-oh. Looks like we got a stray
up yonder on that ridge
303
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,009
having a feeding frenzy.
304
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,335
I'll fetch her, Bo.
305
00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,598
I can use the lasso tricks
I learned for a role
306
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,180
where I was roping scorpions.
307
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,385
-(YELPS)
-Step aside.
308
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,184
World's best cowboy coming through.
309
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,728
Lemme show you how it's done.
310
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,061
That's right, watch a pro. I got this.
311
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,187
Yee-haw! I'm a cowboy!
312
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,864
Oh. Let's try this again.
313
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,532
Whoo! Oh. Whoo! Oh. Whoo! Oh.
314
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,161
That did not happen!
315
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,318
Whoo! (GRUNTS)
316
00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,664
Oh look, free dental floss.
317
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,201
(BUZZES)
318
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,696
Spinach?
319
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,037
I never eat that.
320
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,916
Whose mouth is this?
321
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,545
Bad news, Bo... this lasso is defective.
322
00:13:58,629 --> 00:14:00,879
Hang on, Milo. Let me give this a shot.
323
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,223
Moo.
324
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,064
(GRUNTS)
325
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,891
Yee-haw!
326
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,726
Whoo! (GIGGLES)
327
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,861
-Wow, what a cowboy Bea is.
-Bea, you're an inspiration to us all!
328
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,068
Oh, you're so good at that.
329
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,565
I could've done that.
330
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,820
(WHINES)
331
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,897
(MOOING)
332
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:26,529
Y'all keep y'all's eyes peeled
for cattlefish-poaching critters.
333
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,746
-(RATTLING)
-Snake! Snake!
334
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,081
Snake!
335
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:36,248
Oh, my gosh!
It's great to see you guys!
336
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,884
Die, reptile scum!
337
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,341
-(YELLS)
-Huh?
338
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:43,763
Quick! Bite it
and suck out the poison!
339
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,966
Uh, Milo, that's not
what you're supposed to do.
340
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,724
Ow! That hurts! Ow!
341
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:55,271
Ding dang darn it, Milo,
I hired that snake as a bodyguard.
342
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:57,813
She were the only thing
holding back the raccoons.
343
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,567
-(MOOS)
-(LAUGHS)
344
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,903
Well, I guess that's why we have extras.
345
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,735
Man, if I didn't know
I was such an awesome cowboy,
346
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,622
I might have started to think
I wasn't such an awesome cowboy.
347
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,330
You're supposed to tell me
I'm such an awesome cowboy.
348
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,754
Come on, say it.
349
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:17,081
Milo, a cowboy without a cow
350
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,416
is just a boy.
351
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:20,626
(CRIES)
352
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,630
(HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING)
353
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,434
-JUMBO: I'm so hungry.
-I could eat a whole pizza.
354
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:28,644
I need food. (GROANS)
355
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,599
Hey, Oscar, how's that grub coming?
356
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,770
Almost ready, Bo.
Good trail food takes a hot minute.
357
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,152
Ooh! Eeh! Ooh!
358
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,358
(WHISPERS) Now is my chance to help!
359
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,479
Oh.
360
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:43,989
(CHUCKLING)
361
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,994
Milo, what are you doing?
362
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,494
Oscar, you don't understand.
363
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,195
I'm a desperado.
364
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,115
I need to do something
to prove I'm a good cowboy.
365
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,326
Touching my spoon is not gonna
prove anything about you being a cowboy.
366
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,666
No! I'm gonna do it! Let me help!
367
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,171
No, Milo! Back off!
368
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,673
-(LAUGHS)
-Milo!
369
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,344
Come on, Milo! Milo!
370
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,335
BOTH: Uh-oh.
371
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:11,051
Well, I guess its dirt soup for dinner.
372
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,387
OSCAR: Way to go, dingus.
373
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,732
MILO: (CRYING) I never meant
for it to turn out this way!
374
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,189
(DISTANT HOWLING)
375
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,191
Enjoy your dirt soup, people.
376
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,273
Make it last.
377
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:24,533
It's all we got.
378
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:28,531
Um, it's just dirt and water.
379
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,533
(SLURPS, SMACKS LIPS)
380
00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,370
You can really taste the dirt. (GAGS)
381
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,751
Oh, none for me, Bo.
382
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,828
I don't think I deserve
any delicious dirt soup.
383
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,920
Not after the right mess I caused.
384
00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:44,671
Milo, it's okay.
385
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,054
It's not okay.
386
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:48,420
Just let him go, Oscar. Let him go.
387
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,591
And here's a second serving.
388
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,931
Go ahead and eat it.
389
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,814
I'm just gonna stand here and stare
at you till you do.
390
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,100
(SLURPS)
391
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,685
Now, that's a good boy.
392
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,646
-(MILO CRYING)
-(MOOING)
393
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:07,362
Excuse me. (GRUNTS)
394
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,697
Gal-pal cows, I got a problem.
395
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,405
(MOOING)
396
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:16,542
(CRYING)
I'm... a bad... cowboy.
397
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,916
-(COWS MOOING)
-(MILO SOBBING)
398
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,541
I know, I know.
399
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,588
I wouldn't believe it either.
400
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,340
Pity chocolate, Pamoola?
401
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,384
One for you, Moogaret.
402
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,391
Esmooranda,
403
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,223
Moorene,
404
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,563
Moozanne,
405
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,058
Elismoobeth,
406
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,643
Moolani,
407
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,181
Moobarbara,
408
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:41,891
Emooly,
409
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,766
Moojennifer,
410
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,186
Moochrissy,
411
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,070
Kimooly,
412
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:48,613
Moonique,
413
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,065
Moonica,
414
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,609
Mookeisha,
415
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,323
Mooqueisha,
416
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,236
Moolisa,
417
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,905
Moochelle,
418
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,543
Moonika,
419
00:17:58,619 --> 00:17:59,619
Moolie,
420
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,964
Ann Moolia,
421
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,246
Camooran...
422
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:04,706
and Jill.
423
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,799
This whole thing probably
would've gone smoother
424
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,091
if I'd never come along.
425
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,508
Moo! Moo!
426
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,264
Oh, thank you, Mookeisha.
427
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:18,601
You're a doll.
428
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,055
You know,
429
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,481
it's a beautiful night.
430
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,150
The moon is out.
431
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:29,283
Oh, maybe things are just starting
to turn around for cowboy Milo.
432
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,780
(FRIGHTENED MOOING)
433
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,659
What in tarnation?
434
00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,624
(SCREAMING)
435
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,529
(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
436
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,328
-(JINGLES)
-(MAKES KISSING NOISES)
437
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,961
-Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
-(MEOWS)
438
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,079
Hey, I know what would
cheer everyone up...
439
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,576
If I did some improv.
440
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,422
MILO: Stampede!
441
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,343
-(MOOING)
-(BOTH SCREAM)
442
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,842
Oh no, they're headed
straight for the end of the tank.
443
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,184
-(TAPPING)
-(GLASS CRACKING)
444
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,010
(MOOING)
445
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,925
And... they're out.
446
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:04,386
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) They may or may not
also be filled up with pity chocolate.
447
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,402
I don't know. Does it matter?
448
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,729
Quick, get y'all's ropes
and Watersuits and stuff.
449
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,654
What? No, I'm only a cook!
450
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,145
(MOOING CONTINUES)
451
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,494
(GRUNTS) Oh, come on!
452
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,066
Come on, get back here!
453
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,487
So much for being a gated community.
454
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,330
OSCAR: Food! Food!
455
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,461
Cattlefish wanna follow me for some food?
456
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:29,038
(LAUGHS) Stupid fish in stupid apron!
457
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,706
I vote we just give up.
458
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,335
(FRANTIC MOOING)
459
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,382
-(ROPE CRACKS)
-(GRUNTS)
460
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,926
I'm only one fish! I can't catch them all!
(GRUNTS)
461
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,967
Moo!
462
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,519
Well, it looks like
the real cowboys have it under control.
463
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,403
-(OSCAR SCREAMS)
-I guess I'll just
464
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,270
m-m-mosey on home.
465
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:54,357
Oh man!
466
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:57,528
All I wanted to do was be a real cowboy.
467
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:58,703
But instead...
468
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,161
I'm just a real disappointment!
469
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,243
(SOBBING)
470
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,669
(MOOS FRANTICALLY)
471
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,470
Moo! Moo.
472
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,840
(CATTLEFISH MOOING)
473
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,645
(GASPS) Bo, look!
474
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,569
Milo, I don't know what you're doing,
but keep it up!
475
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,153
Hey!
476
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,607
Oh my gosh!
477
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,739
Are you guys drinking up my tears?
478
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,077
(MOOING)
479
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,040
Oh, my goodness!
I actually did something right!
480
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,211
I'm gonna cry again,
but this time
481
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,245
it's tears of joy!
482
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,343
(CRYING)
483
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:57,505
Come on, y'all, get back in the tank.
484
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,681
I did it!
485
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,314
That there was some darn fine cowboying.
486
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,598
(GASPS) Really?
487
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,271
I was talking to the little lady.
488
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,439
What you did was unnatural and strange.
489
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,942
But the cattlefish are okay,
490
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,271
so you're all right too, I guess.
491
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,821
-Moo?
-Aw shucks.
492
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,284
Well, another two days' ride
till we reach my Uncle Jojo's farm.
493
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,988
Oh, we're here.
494
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,620
I always get them
days and seconds confused.
495
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:26,198
Hey, what in tarnation's
all that racket out here?
496
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,825
(MOOING)
497
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,043
Oh, hey, you brought the cattlefish.
498
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,172
I'm proud of you, son-nephew.
499
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,673
Sorry, they're a bit banged up.
500
00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:36,961
Oh, where these cattlefish are going,
it don't matter none.
501
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,456
(WHIRRS)
502
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:39,469
(GASPS)
503
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,795
Oh, now don't be scared
of my receipt cutter.
504
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,176
Y'all want a receipt, don't ya?
505
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,680
-Sure d...
-So, where are the cows going?
506
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,223
They're going to that happy field
over yonder.
507
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,807
Yup, these cattlefish
always produce fine milk,
508
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,693
regardless of a little trail rust.
509
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:55,020
(SNEEZES, BLOWS NOSE)
510
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,685
But I reckon they'll be milking here
for a long, long time.
511
00:21:58,776 --> 00:21:59,986
(MOOING CONTINUES)
512
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,695
Oscar, I'm not ready
to say goodbye to them yet.
513
00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:05,741
I feel like I just got to know them.
514
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,039
I have to admit,
515
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:11,118
I do enjoy having
so many mouths to feed. (LAUGHS)
516
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,367
(CATTLEFISH MOO)
517
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,078
Yee-haw!
518
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,086
I'm a cowboy!
519
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,418
SNAKE: Ooh, a fortune teller!
520
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,915
-Can I try?
-Sure, pick a number.
521
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,797
-Okay, six.
-One, two, three, four, five, six.
522
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,136
"Mouse will become famous."
Nice. Pick another number.
523
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,563
-Four.
-One, two, three, four.
524
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,642
"Mouse will live in a mansion."
525
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,107
-Uh, how about two?
-One, two.
526
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,438
"Mouse will be rich."
527
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,403
Mouse, are any of those fortunes about me?
528
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,114
Hmm. Oh, here's one.
529
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,534
"Snake has impeccable taste in friends."
530
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,163
Ooh, neat!
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