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(BUBBLING)
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-(SONG BEGINS)
-One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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La, la, la, la
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Ooh
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One, two, three, four
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Who's that knocking at my door?
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Five, six, seven, eight
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Hurry up and don't be late
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Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
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Got a secret I can't tell
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Flap your fins, flip your tail
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School's out, ring the bell!
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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MAN: Ow!
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Now, let's be reasonable. (GASPS)
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-(LAUGHS)
-(RATTLING)
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JOCKTOPUS: Better get a coat.
It's snowing.
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Get it? (SNIGGERS)
'Cause your head looks like a...
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Like one of those, um...
snow-globey things.
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-(LAUGHS) Your head.
-Poor Albert.
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It's not his fault
he's all pale like that.
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I'm tired of our freedom being trampled
by guys like Jocktopus.
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This is our school, too!
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Yeah, we need to fight for it.
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-Let's take it back!
-Yeah, take it back!
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Whoo!
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Too bad he'd totally crush us if we tried.
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Totally. Uh, where's Milo?
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Hey, Jocktopus. We need to talk.
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-(JOCKTOPUS LAUGHING)
-BOTH: Milo, no!
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(GROWLS)
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Look, you've got to stop that, okay?
It's not cool. And furthermore...
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-(MILO SCREAMING)
-BOTH: Milo!
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Anyone else wanna give
Jocktopus criticism?
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-Anyone?
-(MILO SCREAMS)
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(SIGHS) What's the point
of being so awesome
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if I can't even protect
the ones I care about?
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If only I had the power
to set things right.
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(DISTANT YELLING)
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(CLAMOR)
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(CHEERING)
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It looks like some kind of fight.
The good kind!
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-Give up.
-You give up.
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-I will not give up.
-Well, you should,
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because I will not give up.
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Keep dreaming,
dreaming that I will give up,
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because I will not give... (YELPS)
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-RED NINJA: Okay, fine. I give up!
-(SIGHS)
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(CHEERING)
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Dude, you got mad skills.
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Who are you? What are
you doing in my bowl?
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Oh! Oh! Let me hold your sword.
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No, you will shame it with your touch.
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And I already live with enough shame.
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Tell me about your shame.
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This sword, Little Timmy,
was forged by my master, Big Timmy.
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He swore me to use it to protect
the weak and avenge injustice.
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But instead, I just fight here
for money and sport.
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Truly, I am pitiful.
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No, what you are is lucky.
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Lucky to have met me,
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because with you
as my sword of righteousness,
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we will usher in a golden age
of peace at Freshwater High.
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Seriously, who are you again?
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(JOCKTOPUS LAUGHS)
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Oh, look at you now!
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You're all lit up like a big, dumb
light bulb light.
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(LAUGHS)
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Wow, the whole school's
turned out for this taunting.
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And yet, no one came to my last play.
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What is wrong with you people?
You support violence, but not the arts?
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Dude, who's next?
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-(FISH WHIMPERING)
-(FARTS)
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Oh, come on, people.
Someone deserves to get whupped.
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-MILO: I'd say it's you.
-Huh?
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-Not again!
-Say goodbye to your face,
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'cause Jocktopus has eight friends
who want to meet it.
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(KISSING)
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This one is Jocktopus's favorite.
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Well, I brought along a friend too.
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What, is that supposed
to scare Jocktopus?
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Jocktopus isn't scared of anything!
Even spiders.
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Jocktopus, now I'm gonna
give you one warning, all right?
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Just walk away, okay? Become a better man.
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You get punched now! Ha!
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-(CLANGS)
-Ow!
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(GROWLS)
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-(JOCKTOPUS GRUNTING)
-(CLANGS)
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-(WHIMPERS)
-MILO: Jocktopus,
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I think you need a little time out
to think about your bad behavior, mister.
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What? Where are
you taking Jocktopus?
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(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
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They've got me in lockup, Mama.
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(EXCITED CHATTER)
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-Shellsea: Yeah. Yeah.
-FISH: Good job.
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You really did it.
You stood up to Jocktopus.
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And you brought a cool,
mysterious boy with you. (GIGGLES)
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Mr. Milo, sir,
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I would personally like to thank you
and your pet ninja for saving me.
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Oh, no thanks necessary, little man.
Your bright smile is enough.
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(LAUGHS)
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-So, you feeling less shameful?
-Oh, for sure.
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Good, 'cause we have
lots more work to do.
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There's a new law in town.
A handsome law.
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-A new law named (SING-SONG) Milo!
-(CHEERING)
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And that, class, is why paper clips are
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so very, very interesting.
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Milo, what in the world are y--
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Mr. Baldwin, I'm just making sure
everything is peaceful and just.
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Well, that's wonderful, Milo.
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I'm sure you and your little friend
can keep track of that at your seat.
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Now, where was I? Oh, that's right.
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Class, it's time for a pop quiz!
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-(YELLS)
-Oh my gosh!
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Pop quizzes really freak me out.
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(WAILS) It's just not fair!
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The injustice! The injustice!
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What's going on?
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(SCREAMS)
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Milo, am I going to have
to bring out the glue again?
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No, sir, Mr. Baldwin.
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The only bottom that'll be glued down
today is the bottom of injustice!
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Giving out surprise pop quizzes
ain't fair to the students.
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Now you need a time out.
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What's going on here?
Wait! I want my lawyer.
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Don't I get a phone call?
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(CHEERING)
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-Nice one, bro!
-Justice has been served.
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-(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
-That's it!
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Next week, I'm looking
for a new job!
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So then, you won't believe
what Steve Jackson said.
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-(GRUNTS)
-(WHISPERS) Steve said...
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Now, ladies, the only thing secrets are
good for is hurting other kids' feelings.
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(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
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-(SNEEZES)
-Sneezing spreads germs.
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(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
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-Good morning, class!
-Your voice scares everybody.
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(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
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-You're sharp and pointy.
-(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
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(ALL GRUMBLING)
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So, what are you in for?
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Milo reckoned that I might
fall down while I'm talking
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and hurt someone with my teeth.
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(GASPS) Really? Me, too!
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Look at how peaceful
we've made Freshwater High.
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Everyone is completely
safe and sound, thanks to us.
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(WESTERN SHOWDOWN MUSIC PLAYS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Phew.
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-(SCREAMS)
-Albert,
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do you know what could've happened
if you would've ran into me just now?
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I might've stumbled into someone else,
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then they might've
stumbled into someone else
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and that second someone
might've stumbled into the president
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that may have been visiting
Freshwater for some odd reason.
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And now do you really
want to be responsible
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for the president maybe
getting stumbled into?
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-Huh?
-(CELL DOOR SLAMMING)
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Now, you think real hard
about what you did.
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BEA: And just what did he do, Milo?
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Albert is the nicest,
most well-behaved kid in school.
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He is reckless, all right?
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I saw it, and I have to do
what is best for the students.
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You mean these students?
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(ALL YELLING)
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Well, technically, some are faculty.
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-(SCREAMS)
-I'm free! (GIGGLES)
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(GROANS)
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-(SCREAMS)
-Yay!
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-What are you doing?
-I'm setting things right!
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What? No!
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(MILO GRUNTING)
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-(MILO GRUNTING)
-(SMASHING)
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-(MILO GRUNTING)
-(SMASHING)
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Just so you know, you're doing me
a real favor throwing me off the shelf.
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Stop it! Stop! You're undoing everything!
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I'm the sheriff. The sheriff says stop.
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Ninja, to my side!
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Yeah, you should totally come see
one of my plays sometime.
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I like your eyes.
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-MILO: Ninja, I need you!
-Call me!
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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Oh, goody, you're here.
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Okay, put Oscar in a bowl,
because he's being a bad boy.
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Look at what you've become, Milo.
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OSCAR: You're a bigger
bully than Jocktopus.
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It's true.
Jocktopus was never this bad.
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This was supposed to
finally be my year to shine.
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The light in this tank makes
my skin look dreadful.
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I need room to boogie! (GRUNTS)
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I don't even go to this school.
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What have I done? Ninja, stop!
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-So, should I just chill here?
-Give me your sword.
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-Okay, go get it.
-(CAT YOWLS)
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I see now that I was wrong,
just so very, very wrong.
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I... I mean, I was a dreamer,
a dreamer with a cool ninja.
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MILO: But I realized I don't need a ninja
to make everyone's lives better.
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I just need my friends.
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And an invincible robot army!
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We'll create a world of peace and lasers!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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I'm glad that's over.
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Yeah, it's nice to see
things back to normal.
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Whoo-hoo! Jocktopus forever!
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(LAUGHING)
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Hey, who's up for some food
at the Hokey Poke?
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-You read my mind.
-It is a power we ninjas have.
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-Really?
-No.
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-Oh.
-Come on. Let's pick some up for Milo too.
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Hmm. I'm gonna need some curtains in here.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BIRD SQUAWKS)
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(SCREAMING)
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-Milo, Oscar,
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who's up for some fantasy football?
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Huh. That's strange.
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-(CLATTERING)
-OSCAR: That's it, Milo!
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-I'm so over it!
-BEA: Guys?
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-Oh. Hey, Bea.
-Milo, wha... what's going on?
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I'm just making my sandwich, and Oscar
went into a rage for no reason.
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Gotcha! I need to introduce you
to somebody, Milo. Here is Señor Broom!
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-I hate Señor Broom.
-How dare you?
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You must now face the wrath of...
Señor Tickle!
242
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,663
(GASPS) No! Not Señor Tickle!
243
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,620
-You guys...
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
244
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,831
(SCREAMS) You're crazy! Get away from me!
245
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,713
-Tickle, tickle, tickle!
-Stop it! I can't get any cleaning done!
246
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,210
-(LAUGHS)
-This isn't fun for me!
247
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,174
Well, cleaning isn't
fun for me!
248
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,715
(MILO AND OSCAR GRUNTING)
249
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,050
Foul on the play!
Unnecessary fin roughness!
250
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,512
-Whoa! It really is a mess in here.
-Thank you.
251
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,137
-Milo, are you leaving a trail?
-(SQUELCHING)
252
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,902
Yes, ma'am. Been working
on that one for weeks.
253
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:54,565
Ugh! This is, like, so bad.
I have to text a picture to Shellsea.
254
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,779
(PHONE CLICKS AND BEEPS)
255
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,740
-SHELLSEA: Ew.
-I know. Right?
256
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,661
Now look, I'm sure there's
a way to work this out.
257
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,620
I don't believe there is, Bea.
258
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:09,332
It's pretty clear to me that Milo
is impossible to live with!
259
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,174
Oh, yeah? Well, so is Oscar,
260
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:16,840
and Señor Broom and Señor Mop
and Señor Squeegee! Ha!
261
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,261
Whoa, guys.
What are you saying?
262
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,050
I'm saying something
that needs to be said.
263
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,635
(GASPS) So you're saying that you wanna...
264
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,271
(GULPS) break up?
265
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:31,098
Uh, yes! I don't need this
brothers ring anymore.
266
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,435
(RING CACKLES)
267
00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,820
You know what? That is fine by me.
268
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,109
I cannot do us anymore, either.
269
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,573
Too many of your stupid rules.
270
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,614
And you're always whining like a big baby.
271
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:48,200
That's it! Pack your toothbrush
and please get out of my sight.
272
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,959
Ha! You could never throw me out.
273
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,750
I quit! I don't need this.
274
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,633
I don't need that. I don't need you.
275
00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,881
You're wearing my underwear, Milo.
276
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,167
Yeah, but I need these.
277
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,154
Milo, I just cleaned that door.
278
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,823
(SCOFFS) Finally.
279
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:22,862
-Ooh. Hi, Milo.
-Who does he think he is?
280
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,945
Milo, what are you doing in my room?
281
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,992
-(CLAMANTHA SINGING)
-I'm gonna find me a new house
282
00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:31,286
and a new brother and live free and wild.
283
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,872
-Ooh!
-(SNIFFS)
284
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,207
Shoo! Go away!
285
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,920
-(WOLF FISH GRUNTS)
-(SPLASHING)
286
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,212
(BELCHES)
287
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:45,637
(GASPS) That is the most
disgusting thing I've ever seen.
288
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,387
Mud-bath! Whoo!
289
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,183
(GASPS)
290
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:57,147
There's more of you? Finally, I'm home!
291
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,980
You can be my new family.
292
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,025
I'll call you Uncle Pendleton.
Thank you for your warm welcome.
293
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:07,991
Sister Prudence.
Oh, your good eye is lovely. (LAUGHS)
294
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,834
Oh, oh! Brother Thomas!
295
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,501
(BOTH GROWL)
296
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,002
(SING-SONG) Good news, Oscar!
297
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,295
We have a lot of qualified boys in line.
298
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:25,469
(GASPS) Great! It shouldn't be too hard
to find a more suitable roommate.
299
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,340
(SHOUTING) Number one, Albert Glass!
300
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,641
Hi, I believe I will be
a delightful roommate.
301
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,064
I am clean and quiet.
302
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:39,185
My favorite activities are reading,
thinking... and breathing.
303
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,272
Basically, you will think I am not here.
304
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,147
A very strong speech.
305
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,779
If you don't mind please, pardon me.
306
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,317
(GULPS)
307
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,783
Next.
308
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,786
Jocktopus needs a new roommate
'cause he broke his other one.
309
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:54,831
Next!
310
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:58,832
-Hope you don't mind if I milk my Bessy.
-(MOOS)
311
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,036
-Next!
-Mr. Man... tha?
312
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,378
-I have a mustache!
-Nice try, Clamantha. Next!
313
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,631
-I...
-BEA: Next!
314
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,094
-OSCAR: Next.
-BEA: Next!
315
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:11,261
(HORN HONKS)
316
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:15,484
(GASPS) Steve Jackson?
317
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:18,518
You're the coolest guy in school.
Of course I'll let you move in.
318
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:21,943
-What, are you kidding me?
-Hey, that's awesome. (SPITS)
319
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,033
BEA AND OSCAR: Clamantha!
320
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:30,203
I'm glad that you recognized me
anyway, honey pie. Now, that is love.
321
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,323
BOTH: Next!
322
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,237
Don't give up, 'cause I will find
the perfect roommate.
323
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,254
We need more fliers
and more boys!
324
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,329
(SIGHS)
325
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:40,115
STICKLER: Hello, are you still
accepting applications?
326
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,423
(VACUUM CLEANER HUMS)
327
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,212
-Principal Stickler?
-Good afternoon, Oscar.
328
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,919
Fishington, the application.
329
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:52,048
Wow. I like your calligraphy.
But don't you have your own house?
330
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,636
Of course I do, but I just
finished disinfecting it
331
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,892
and I can't risk contamination!
332
00:16:56,974 --> 00:17:00,354
-Keep talking.
-I encased it in plastic!
333
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:04,106
Oh... my... gosh. Thank you!
334
00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:07,111
But wait, I can't live with my principal.
335
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:10,823
Well, I can't let any of my students
live in such roach-infested filth!
336
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,777
Fishington, cleaning mode now!
337
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,242
You filthy germs, get out of my way!
338
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:20,746
Attack! Attack! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
339
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,211
-(GASPS)
-Much better. What do you think?
340
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:25,714
What do I think? What do I think?
341
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,255
This is awesome!
342
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,880
-(SONG BEGINS)
-(SINGING) Oh, I found a perfect roomie
343
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,966
Who could be a perfect buddy
344
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,513
-Together we make a lovely pair
-Whoo!
345
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,893
(SINGING) We clean the house together
346
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,564
We're obsessive-compulsive forever
347
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,692
We share everything, except everything
348
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,439
What a wonderful thing, he cares
349
00:17:43,521 --> 00:17:45,521
(SINGING) Oh, I found a perfect roomie
350
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,568
Who could be a perfect buddy
351
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,202
-Together we'll make a lovely pack
-(ALL HOWL)
352
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,162
We splash all day together
353
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,282
And we bounce all day, forever
354
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,289
We stalk and hunt and share everything
355
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:59,121
What a wonderful thing, attack!
356
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,210
Who said roommates are no fun?
357
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,039
Counting down from four to one
358
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,254
-Four!
-Three!
359
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,333
-Two!
-(GROWLS)
360
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,918
Oh...
361
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:08,633
(SINGING) I found a perfect Roomie
362
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,723
Who could be a perfect buddy
363
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,798
-Together, whoo!
-We're newfound bestest mates
364
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,350
Yeah, I found a perfect roomie
365
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,219
Who could be a perfect buddy
366
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,471
-Life is good, and life is great
-And life is great
367
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:22,478
-Time to rejoice and celebrate!
-(SONG ENDS)
368
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,230
(ALL HOWL)
369
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,978
(SNORES)
370
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,726
-(WIND WHISTLING)
-Oscar, turn off the A/C.
371
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,281
(GLASS SQUEAKING)
372
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,279
"Once, long ago, there was a fish,
373
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,866
"and he was the best
and cleanest roommate around.
374
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,463
"The end."
375
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:43,907
(TEETH CHATTERING)
376
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:48,208
I don't need your fireplaces
or sleepy-time stories.
377
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,468
I have all the warmth
and comfort I need right here.
378
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,008
(SHIVERS)
379
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:56,842
-(MILO GROANS)
-(CRASHING)
380
00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:58,847
(BUZZES)
381
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,599
(LAUGHS)
382
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,022
-You don't like this show?
-That really depresses me.
383
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:06,731
Do you know how many diseases
and germs one fly can carry?
384
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,562
But it's just a silly show.
385
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,938
And how fast they can produce babies?
386
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,985
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) But...
But he's not... He's not a real fly.
387
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,780
He's just a fish
in a fly costume.
388
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,993
(BUZZES)
389
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,663
-Now, throw me.
-What?
390
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,661
Throw me at him now!
This is our only chance to attack him!
391
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,786
-I don't know what you're talking about!
-(SMASHING)
392
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:26,035
Oh! What have I done!
393
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,293
We got him! Great job, Sergeant Oscar.
394
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,511
-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
-(CRACKING)
395
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,219
-Uh-oh.
-(SCREAMS)
396
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,757
Sea urchins can regenerate their spines.
Fooled you!
397
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,136
(CHUCKLES) Gets 'em every time.
398
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,604
What kind of monster
did I invite into my house?
399
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,354
(TEETH CHATTERING)
400
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:52,649
W-What kind of house
did I invite myself to live in?
401
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,822
With monsters.
402
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,782
Okay, some food'll warm me up.
403
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,914
No way! Ketchup? Well, that'll have to do.
404
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:03,621
Just kidding.
405
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,248
-Milo, you're hilarious!
-(SMASHING)
406
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,460
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
407
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,211
That is just so much warmer already.
Mm-mm-mm, feels good.
408
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:15,006
-(GROWLING)
-Oh! Ah!
409
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,379
Uncle Pendleton, what are you doing?
410
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,846
It's... It's me, remember?
Your new bro. (CHUCKLES)
411
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,298
(GROWLS)
412
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,928
What, what, what?
No way. You're gonna eat me?
413
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,185
Oscar would never try to eat me.
414
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:31,189
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
415
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,902
What are you doing, roomie?
416
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:36,492
Nothing unusual.
Just doing an epic cleaning.
417
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,029
You're... You're destroying my house!
418
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,413
That's what my last landlord told me.
419
00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:45,162
I am so sick of people
not appreciating my job!
420
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:49,044
Look at how perfect Fishington
is after I epic cleaned her!
421
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,040
-(SCREAMS)
-Take a good look
422
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,955
at those detailed vacuum marks.
423
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,673
(CHUCKLES) I love myself!
424
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,926
Wait! I missed one thing!
(MENACINGLY) You.
425
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,219
(SCREAMS)
426
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,635
-(WHIRRING INTENSIFIES)
-Oh, no!
427
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:07,352
-(METALLIC PINGING)
-My braces!
428
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,353
(GROANS) My eyes!
429
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,225
-Oh, I wish Milo was here!
-(DOOR CLOSES)
430
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,113
Man, I wish I was here too.
431
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,280
-Milo!
-I'm about to get eaten by Wolf Fish!
432
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,451
-(MILO AND OSCAR SCREAM)
-Oh, no!
433
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,779
Well, I'm about to get
sucked up by Stickler!
434
00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,615
I guess this, this breaking-up
thing was a bad idea, huh?
435
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:30,122
Yeah, and I guess there is
such a thing as too clean.
436
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:34,167
You know, I'd rather live with your rules
than my filth any day.
437
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:38,261
Well, then here comes Señor Broom!
438
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,630
Oh, man, not Señor--
439
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,428
(GASPS) Our brothers ring!
440
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:46,095
(RINGS CACKLE)
441
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,390
Let's say we slide down
to the Hokey Poke
442
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,314
and get ourselves out of this mess.
443
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,852
You've got yourself a deal, brother.
444
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,017
(GROWLING)
445
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,321
(DOORBELL RINGS)
446
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,026
(DOORBELL RINGING)
447
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:08,044
Hey, Milo, Oscar,
did you guys make up so we can hang out?
448
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,075
-(GROWLING)
-I'm gonna clean you!
449
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,500
(ALL GASP)
450
00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:16,423
-You want a piece of this?
-I'll just come back later.
451
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:22,174
MOUSE: O.M.G.
Those fish are really emotional, right?
452
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,051
Yeah, that was quite
a fight Milo and Oscar had.
453
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:29,137
-Glad we don't fight like that.
-We sure don't. We fight like this!
454
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,426
-BOTH: Hi-ya!
-(GONG CLANGS)
455
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:37,107
(BOTH GRUNT)
456
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:41,649
-That's not how we practiced it!
-I'm so sorry. I have disgraced you.
457
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,861
MOUSE: Nah. I'm getting used to it.
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