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Wohh!
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Princess!
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Wow, you really miss Princess,
don't you?
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Why would you just bring that up
out of the blue?
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Because you just said...
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"Wohh!
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Princess!"
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I don't think so.
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There is no way I...
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wohh!
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Princess!
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I'm really sorry that Princess's owner
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is keeping you guys apart.
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I wish that I could help,
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but Heather and I don't exactly
get along.
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It's okay.
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I have to accept that
we're never going to be together
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and move on.
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I can be strong.
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I can do it.
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Is that Princess?
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I miss you!
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Stan, you're leaning
a little far.
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I think I can see her
next door in her yard.
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I just need to
see around that--
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Stan!
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It's okay!
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Ellen broke my fall!
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Mom!
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It's okay, she's knocked out
so she can't hear me talk.
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Glad your mom's
all right.
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Better than all right.
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Her mild headache
gives her something
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to bravely overcome.
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She really needed this
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since the sympathy
had run dry from her
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a-crow-stole-my-mini-muffin
story.
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Thanks for getting me
out of the house.
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I guess I was kind of
losing it.
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Sure. And I'm glad
to be off the computer.
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I've been waiting for more orders
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on my fashion website,
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but they've kind of
stopped.
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I've got to figure out a way
to get people interested
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in the clothes
I'm designing again.
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I like them.
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Of course, I think clothes are
good for people in general.
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Without the fur,
you're kind of nasty.
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Oh, there's Princess!
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How do I look?
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Oh, please tell me I have an
attractive stream of eye goop
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draining onto my cheek.
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Too bad Heather's with her.
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I don't care.
I'm going in.
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Princess,
I miss you so much.
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You get away from us,
you, yucky butt-sniffer.
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Disparage me
all you wish, madam,
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but to disparage
the time-honored art
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of butt-sniffing
is a step too far.
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A step too far, I say.
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Hey, you know,
you could be nice.
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I am being nice.
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And you might be
able to see that
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if you weren't so gross.
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That's right.
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I'm gross,
in an impressive way,
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like the gross
domestic product
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of a major
industrialized nation.
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I think that got her.
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She was signing Princess
up for a dog fashion show
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here at the park.
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I'm going to do it so I can be
close to Princess.
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But you're not really
a show dog.
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And I'm not a stunt dog either,
but I did just fine
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falling out of the window
onto your mother.
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Got it in one.
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STAN: I'm gonna get to hang out
with Princess.
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And be in a fashion show.
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I always wondered
what my life would be like
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if I were a model.
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Ahh!
What's that?!
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Relax, Mom, it's the text tone
on my phone.
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Oh, good, ever since
the dog fell on my head,
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I've been hearing bells.
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I was worried it had spread
into a bad case of the boings.
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There is no texting
at dinner, Tyler.
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You know the rule.
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Ooh, I got a text!
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Me, too!
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But you guys said
no texting at dinner.
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This is different.
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We don't have friends,
so it must be important.
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MAN: ( on message tone )
Tyler's awesome.
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Tyler, you changed
my text tone.
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I love it!
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Ah, it's a group text
from Nikki.
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She's sent it to
all of us.
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Tyler, why is your girlfriend
texting all of us?
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'Cause she's not coming back
from El Salvador.
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Their president has declared
her beauty a national treasure
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and asked her to stay
to increase tourism.
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Their new motto is,
"Come to El Salvador.
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We got Nikki."
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Well, we talked about it
and decided
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if she's not coming back,
we have to break up.
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And she's so busy
giving speeches,
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visiting hospitals,
posing for the new flag.
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Plus, you know,
I got a lot going on, too.
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Yes, you do.
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So much going on.
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No, you don't.
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So what do you think?
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For the fashion show.
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Robert helped me
pick it out.
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Where is Robert?
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Robert, I'm beginning
to question your motives.
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Stan, the fashion show
is for clothes.
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That's just a costume.
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Hey.
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Why don't I make the outfits
for you?
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I can wear
one of my designs
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as I'm walking you
down the runway
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and drum up a little business
for myself.
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As long as we can make it
about you, that'll be great.
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( message tones )
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Are you still reading
that group text
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that Nikki sent out?
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The one that Nikki and Tyler
keep texting each other on,
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not realizing
it's being sent to all of us?
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That would be prying.
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A horrible and inappropriate
invasion of privacy.
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What's your favorite one?
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This one right here.
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Where he says,
"He's so sad they're apart
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because they go together
like frogs and green.
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Like armpits and tickles.
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Where does
he get his analogies?
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Technically they're right,
but they're just weird.
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Should we be doing this?
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This really is an intrusion.
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What choice do we have?
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I could read about his
most intimate thoughts
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on his Buddy
Bop account,
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but he won't accept
my bop request.
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No, you're right.
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We need to keep tabs on him
so we can help him.
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It's just good parenting.
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He does need supervision.
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He used the emoticon
that looked like this...
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when he clearly meant...
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Oh.
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Tyler says he's lonely,
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like a cricket
at a grasshopper party.
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Where does he
get these analogies?
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That is so sad.
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Poor little cricket.
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Okay, I'm starting to see
where he gets it.
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( laughing )
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STAN: I'm having so much fun,
I'm laughing in my brain.
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Stan, we have to get dressed
for the fashion show.
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Oh, please, not yet.
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Just five more minutes
of playing with Princess.
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The show's about to start.
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We have to get ready.
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Why are you
even here?
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You losers
can't beat us.
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We only buy dog clothes
from designers
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who are trending.
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Who?
Diane von Furstenbark?
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Giorgio Arf-mani?
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Yes.
And also Vera Wag.
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I don't know
what's worse,
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the fact that my joke
backfired,
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or that those things
exist.
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Thank you,
Bill and Gary.
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I'm not sure
which is which.
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And here's Heather
with Princess,
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again not sure
which is which,
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modeling the latest
from Tommy Hilfigrrrr.
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Whoa, that is a tough act
to follow.
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And finally, here's
Avery with Stan.
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That's right, you love it.
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Model poses. Pouty.
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Contemplative.
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Rebel that you just
got to have.
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Who were you wearing?
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Oh, I designed these
myself.
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I'm Avery Jennings.
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That doesn't make any sense.
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Where's the dog pun?
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Averr-y?
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Aha!
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I love it!
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Well, it looks like the judges
have made their decision
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and we don't even have
to bring those
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other losers back out.
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Our winner is
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Stan wearing
Averr-y Jennings!
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STAN: Ah, oh, this is
for you, Princess.
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My love.
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My muse.
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Oh, no.
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Where is she going?
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Princess!
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Stan, this is very weird.
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I did not make this.
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Where did this come from?
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Stan, I don't know
why you're so down.
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You got to spend time
with Princess today,
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like you wanted.
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You knew that
it wasn't gonna last.
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I'm a dog.
I don't think about the future.
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I have no concept of time.
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Is Julius Caesar
still proconsul?
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Stan, he's been dead
for 2,000 years.
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What?
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This day just
keeps getting worse.
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Well, at least you got to
spend time with Princess today.
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But after having that time,
I love her more than ever
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and being away from her
hurts more than ever.
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I wish I'd never even
done this.
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( doorbell ringing )
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A lot of people
liked the clothes
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you made
for your disgusting animal.
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So make clothes
for Princess.
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I don't get it,
but if it's trending, I do it.
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I haven't had non-Greek yogurt
in two years.
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So...
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you want me to make
clothes for your dog
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and you're not even
being nice to me?
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I am being nice.
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I didn't say ulchh
when I stepped into your house.
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Ulchh.
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And I don't just want
clothes for my dog.
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I want to sell them
to other people.
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I want to stupid work with you
in a stupid business.
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And why would I want
to work with you?
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I do my own thing.
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I don't need a partner.
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Especially
one who's so ulch.
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First, you're saying it
wrong.
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It's ulchh.
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Second, you don't have
connections and I do.
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You sew.
I sell.
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We make money.
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It's not like anyone's buying
your people clothes.
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How do you know that?
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I just saw them
and assumed.
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Well, I'm charmed
by your sales pitch...
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but I'm gonna say no.
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Fine.
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If you want to let opportunity
pass you by.
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I was just so nice to you
for no reason.
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Can you believe her?
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There's no way
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I'd want to work with her
on anything.
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Although, if you did,
I'd get to see Princess again.
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Which would be great.
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It's Heather.
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She's a human shark.
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She has six rows of teeth
and an old sailor's leg
262
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,667
in her stomach.
263
00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:50,879
Avery, please.
264
00:10:50,959 --> 00:10:52,789
This means
so much to me.
265
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,825
I never ask you
for help of any kind...
266
00:10:54,917 --> 00:10:56,327
You ask for help
all the time.
267
00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:57,707
You didn't let me finish.
268
00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:01,629
I never ask you for help of
any kind except all the time.
269
00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,334
Please, Avery.
270
00:11:05,959 --> 00:11:07,959
Okay, fine.
271
00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,131
You know, how much
your happiness means to me.
272
00:11:10,208 --> 00:11:12,038
Oh, thank you so much.
273
00:11:12,125 --> 00:11:13,245
I owe ya.
274
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:14,793
I'm not making
any promises,
275
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,785
but someone might be
finding a squirrel
276
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:21,415
under her pillow tonight.
277
00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:31,625
Are you dipping pizza
in chocolate fondue?
278
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:34,539
You're way smarter than
anyone knows.
279
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:36,793
Yep.
280
00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,035
I got me a warm bucket
of chocolate.
281
00:11:39,125 --> 00:11:40,575
There are only
a couple of words
282
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,207
that come after
"warm bucket of"
283
00:11:42,291 --> 00:11:44,081
that are good
and this is one of them.
284
00:11:45,291 --> 00:11:47,791
Good thing I have
my emergency marshmallow
285
00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,995
in case of a marshmallow
emergency.
286
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,580
Does that happen a lot?
287
00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:54,127
It only has to happen once.
288
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,920
So how'd you get this?
289
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,920
I caught Mom and Dad snooping
through my texts with Nikki.
290
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,630
So we've been sending
each other fake texts
291
00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:02,749
about how sad I am
292
00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:04,504
so Mom and Dad
will buy me stuff.
293
00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:05,917
Watch this.
294
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,037
He says, he wishes he could be
with Nikki in El Salvador.
295
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,825
The only thing
that will take his mind off
296
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,917
it is if he gets
a new BMX bike.
297
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,500
I know how he feels.
298
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,753
When Amy Garner broke up
with me in 8th grade,
299
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,754
I tried to find
comfort in a pair of
300
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,544
high top roller skates.
301
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,420
But no matter how fast
I skated backwards,
302
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,330
I couldn't turn back
the clock.
303
00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:29,247
Is this the same Amy Garner
you had lunch with last week?
304
00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:38,999
Hey, I want
a piece of this scam.
305
00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:40,633
No way.
This is my scam.
306
00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:42,379
Not if I tell
Mommy and Daddy.
307
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,458
Of course,
I'll stay quiet
308
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,712
if I get a new Stacy
Startles-A-Lot doll.
309
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,672
You tap it on the shoulder
and it goes...
310
00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,540
( screaming )
311
00:12:52,375 --> 00:12:54,495
Chloe, you can't
blackmail me.
312
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:56,713
Okay.
How about extortion?
313
00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,382
It'd be a shame
if something happened
314
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,538
to this lovely
fondue set.
315
00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:04,578
He says he
can't be happy
316
00:13:04,667 --> 00:13:07,787
unless his sister gets
a Stacy Startles-A-Lot doll?
317
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,665
He never cares
if anyone else is happy.
318
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,133
He's playing us!
319
00:13:13,208 --> 00:13:14,288
What a betrayal!
320
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:17,497
To take our spying on him
and turn it into something ugly.
321
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:21,632
We need to give him
a taste of his own medicine.
322
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:25,539
Hm, like with my great, great
uncle Cornelius Steincrotch.
323
00:13:25,625 --> 00:13:27,745
He kept rustling cattle
until the townsfolk
324
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:28,924
taught him a thing or two.
325
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:29,880
What did they do?
326
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:31,209
They taught him
a thing or two.
327
00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:32,673
About bookkeeping.
328
00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:34,745
He went to work
at the general store
329
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,035
and later became
an alderman.
330
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:45,575
So you'll work with me
if our dogs can play together?
331
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:46,917
That's the deal.
332
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:47,880
Fine.
333
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:50,329
STAN: Princess let's frolic.
334
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,917
Where can I put my purse
where it won't get gross?
335
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,670
It's couture, which is French
for "Daddy loves me."
336
00:13:59,917 --> 00:14:01,997
STAN: This is
the best frolicking ever.
337
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,213
Eww.
338
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:05,081
You're making the holes
for the tails so big.
339
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,286
What kind of fat-tailed dogs
do you know?
340
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:11,287
Whatever, Heather.
I don't even care.
341
00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:13,375
I'm just doing this so that
our dogs can play together.
342
00:14:13,458 --> 00:14:14,498
Well, you better care.
343
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,213
These clothes
have to be popular.
344
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,881
Because I'm popular.
345
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,459
And your dog's tail
looks like a burrito.
346
00:14:22,917 --> 00:14:25,167
STAN: That's always been
my problem area.
347
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,125
Gross.
348
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:31,288
Gross.
349
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,285
That's cute.
350
00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:34,667
Kidding.
351
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,920
Gross.
352
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:39,130
See, I'm funny.
353
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:45,827
She has no taste
and she's really annoying,
354
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,827
but her dog clothes
are gonna sell.
355
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:51,462
Texting about
somebody else.
356
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,917
How do you spell your name?
357
00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:03,542
Are you sure, Bennett?
358
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:05,125
I mean, this seems
little extreme.
359
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,538
Trust me.
We'll call Tyler's bluff
360
00:15:07,625 --> 00:15:08,955
and he'll learn his lesson.
361
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,961
Okay, but we're gonna have to be
real smooth
362
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,751
so he doesn't catch on.
363
00:15:12,834 --> 00:15:15,424
Tyler, we have something
we need to confess.
364
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,875
Son, we've been reading
your texts with Nikki.
365
00:15:22,458 --> 00:15:23,748
I'm outraged.
366
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:26,384
Super,
super outraged!
367
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,038
CHLOE: This is the worst acting
I've ever seen.
368
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,582
Son, we're going to
make it up to you.
369
00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:35,577
We know
from reading your texts
370
00:15:35,667 --> 00:15:38,077
that if you can't be
with Nikki in El Salvador,
371
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,416
the only thing
that will make you happy
372
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:41,960
is a new BMX bike
373
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:44,791
and a Stacy Startles-A-Lot doll
for your sister.
374
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,825
I'm gonna startle that doll.
375
00:15:46,917 --> 00:15:48,707
I'm gonna startle her good.
376
00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,581
So, Tyler, we have decided
to get you...
377
00:15:53,667 --> 00:15:55,207
TYLER: A bike.
Yes!
378
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:58,171
A ticket to El Salvador
to see Nikki!
379
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,670
I'm gonna write
my name on her seat
380
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,080
so everyone knows
she's mine.
381
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,416
Wait, you said "Nikki?"
382
00:16:03,792 --> 00:16:04,712
Yep.
383
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:06,462
That's what you texted
you wanted
384
00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:08,172
so it must be true.
385
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,630
TYLER:
Nikki broke up with me!
386
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,460
I can't go to El Salvador.
387
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:14,132
But I also can't let them know
I was messing with them.
388
00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,248
Thank you, guys.
389
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,503
That's great.
390
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,075
CHLOE: Well, I guess I'll have
to startle something else.
391
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,496
( screaming )
392
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,245
Thank you, Mommy.
393
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,633
That's great.
394
00:16:29,667 --> 00:16:32,667
Ellen, I thought Tyler would
confess and learn his lesson.
395
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,210
ELLEN: This is
your fault, Bennett.
396
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,251
You're blaming me
in your mind, aren't you?
397
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,503
ELLEN: Yes, I am.
398
00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:39,503
No, we're in this together.
399
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,331
Working with you
is so boring.
400
00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,957
There's no office gossip.
401
00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:48,999
I'll start it.
402
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:51,383
You hear about that
boring girl I work with?
403
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,039
You don't work with me.
404
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:57,205
You just distract me
405
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,961
until I sew the clothes
to my sleeve.
406
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,670
That is
the worst gossip ever.
407
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,629
I'm gonna
get some fresh air.
408
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,129
It's so boring in here.
409
00:17:09,208 --> 00:17:10,958
I feel sorry
for that fern.
410
00:17:13,375 --> 00:17:17,075
Avery, I can see how much
this is eating you up inside.
411
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,076
Just tell her off,
it's okay.
412
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:20,286
No, I can't.
413
00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:21,495
She'll take Princess.
414
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,173
But it's not working.
415
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,290
With her insulting you,
416
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:26,325
I'm not having
any fun with Princess.
417
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,537
I need both my girls
to be happy.
418
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,245
Stan, you can't give up
on Princess
419
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,125
just because Heather's a jerk.
420
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:34,875
I can put up with her.
421
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:37,829
I'm just getting
something from my purse.
422
00:17:37,917 --> 00:17:41,077
Hard candy is very popular
with my mouth right now.
423
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,670
Don't touch it.
424
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,920
You may think lameness
isn't contagious,
425
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,920
but one time, a nerd touched
my pencil, then I got a zit.
426
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,753
STAN: I'm sorry, Princess.
427
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:54,334
I just can't let my best friend
be treated like this.
428
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,668
Hey!
429
00:17:57,917 --> 00:17:59,577
Your dog's got my purse!
430
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:01,627
Where's your
polo mallet?
431
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,580
What?
432
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:04,787
We don't have
a polo mallet.
433
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,455
Ugh, average people
are the worst.
434
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:09,501
Do something!
435
00:18:09,583 --> 00:18:10,753
No. Stop.
436
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:11,834
Don't.
437
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,375
That's it.
We're done.
438
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,998
Keep your fat-tailed dog
away from Princess.
439
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:24,708
Stan, you didn't have to
do that for me.
440
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:25,922
Yeah, Avery.
441
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:26,830
I did.
442
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,081
Goodbye, Princess.
443
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,168
Tyler, you can't
go to El Salvador.
444
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,710
You're my fondue hook-up.
445
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,833
Baby got to get her dip on.
446
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,916
Well, I can't let
Mom and Dad know
447
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,580
I was threatening
to go to El Salvador
448
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,997
just to get a BMX bike.
But don't worry.
449
00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:00,208
There's no way they'll actually
let me get on the plane.
450
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:03,251
There's no way he'll actually
get on the plane.
451
00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,415
Trust me.
He'll crack.
452
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,540
Oh, he's gonna crack.
453
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,377
Long before
That taxi gets here.
454
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,748
( car honking )
455
00:19:10,959 --> 00:19:11,999
Unless they're early.
456
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:16,170
There's no way they're gonna
let me get in that taxi.
457
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:18,170
So the taxi is here.
458
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:20,460
Guess...
459
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:21,962
I'm gonna go...
460
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:23,827
get in the taxi?
461
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,750
Guess you are?
462
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:27,463
Guess I am?
463
00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,206
TYLER: There's no way
464
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,881
they're gonna let me
go to El Salvador.
465
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,879
BENNETT: There's no way
he's gonna go to El Salvador.
466
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
ELLEN: That's a really
nice color on Tyler.
467
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:40,213
CHLOE: Why is no one talking?
468
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,165
Okay, then...
469
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,080
I'm going to El Salvador.
470
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,788
Yes, son.
Off to El Salvador you go.
471
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,671
Right.
Off to El Salvador.
472
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,040
TYLER: They're gonna stop me
any second...
473
00:19:57,959 --> 00:19:59,499
any second...
474
00:20:00,542 --> 00:20:01,752
any second.
475
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,673
( door clicks shut )
476
00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:06,503
What happened?
477
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,165
I did not think
he would go this far, Ellen.
478
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,924
I did not think
it would go this far, Nikki.
479
00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:18,002
( door bell rings )
480
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,285
Stan, it's the doorbell.
481
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:21,825
You usually
bark at the doorbell.
482
00:20:21,917 --> 00:20:24,287
You remember
the good old days, Avery?
483
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:27,705
When I still had hope
and Caesar was still proconsul.
484
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,673
Stan, eating a Caesar salad
out of the take out bag
485
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:34,710
does not give you a strong
personal connection
486
00:20:34,792 --> 00:20:36,792
to any of the Caesars.
487
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:42,038
So do you think Princess
is as sad as you are?
488
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:43,245
I know she is.
489
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,253
Then I think
I have a way to fix this.
490
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,080
I got your text that you know
why my dog is sick.
491
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,626
How did you even know
she's sick?
492
00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:55,749
What did you feed her?
493
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,294
What did you do?
494
00:20:58,333 --> 00:20:59,753
Nothing.
495
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:02,714
I know that she's sad
because she misses Stan.
496
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:04,752
That's ridiculous.
497
00:21:06,208 --> 00:21:07,418
STAN: Princess!
498
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,290
Yeah!
499
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,325
Frolicking again.
500
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:13,999
See?
501
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:16,713
Princess is happy now
that she's back with Stan.
502
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,500
You can't be such
a horrible person
503
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,713
that you don't care
about your dog's happiness.
504
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,382
Of course, I care about
her happiness.
505
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,288
Why do you think
I bought her a car?
506
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,042
How about we let our dogs
play together
507
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,495
and you and I have nothing
to do with each other.
508
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,673
Fine.
They can play together.
509
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,380
But this will never last.
510
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:38,958
Yes, it will.
511
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,035
It's true love.
512
00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:45,245
You really need
to get a boyfriend.
513
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,167
I would love to
disagree with you!
514
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:54,327
STAN:
Princess and I are so happy.
515
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,997
We've been seeing
so much of each other
516
00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:58,293
I don't really have time
for anything else.
517
00:21:58,458 --> 00:21:59,748
I promise, buddy.
518
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,674
We'll play this weekend.
519
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:11,499
So how was El Salvador?
520
00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:13,877
Nice.
521
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,629
Yeah.
I've heard that.
522
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,749
Guess I'll just unpack.
523
00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:19,544
-Guess so.
-Sounds good.
524
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,170
Is everyone drinking
crazy water?
525
00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,630
He went to El Salvador!
526
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:25,709
Talk about it!
527
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,083
Ah!
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