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HEY, AVERY, CHECK THIS OUT.
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I GOT YOUR MOM THIS LAST-MINUTE
CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR TOMORROW.
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IT'S A PHONE CASE FLY ZAPPER.
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THIS PART HERE ZAPS THE FLIES.
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GOOD IDEA. GIVE MOM A CHEAP,
UNROMANTIC GIFT
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THAT SHE CAN LITERALLY ZAP YOU WITH.
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PLUS, KNOWING YOUR MOTHER,
SHE'D HOLD IT BACKWARDS AND ZAP HERSELF.
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-( zapping )
-AH! OH!
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WOW, THIS IS A REALLY BAD INVENTION.
WHO WOULD BUY THIS?
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OH.
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HEY, HON.
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HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE.
IT'S--IT'S MY SISTER.
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OH, NO. DID SOMETHING HAPPEN TO HER?
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APPARENTLY SHE WAS ON THE FIRST LEG
OF HER HOLIDAY TRIP AND...
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I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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HER CONNECTING FLIGHT TO HAWAII
HAS BEEN DELAYED SIX HOURS,
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SO SHE WANTS TO COME VISIT.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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-ELLEN, I AM SO SORRY.
-MMM.
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LISTEN, WE WILL GET THROUGH THIS SOMEHOW.
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YOU ALWAYS THINK
SHE'S GONNA VISIT SOMEBODY ELSE...
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NEVER YOU.
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-YEAH.
-WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT AUNT SIGOURNEY?
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-I BARELY KNOW HER.
-I'VE KIND OF MADE AN EFFORT
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TO KEEP HER OUT OF MY LIFE.
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HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYONE WHO WAS JUST
BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING?
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NO. HONESTLY, IT'S HARD TO EVEN PICTURE.
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IT WOULDN'T BE SO BAD IF SHE WEREN'T
SO SNARKY ABOUT IT.
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THE FIRST TIME SHE SAW YOU,
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SHE SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE
A CAPUCHIN MONKEY.
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I HAD TO PROTECT YOU FROM HEARING THAT.
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AND YET YOU DIDN'T.
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HER LIFE IS JUST SO TOGETHER AND PERFECT,
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ESPECIALLY COMPARED TO HER
PLAIN, OLD, ORDINARY BIG SISTER.
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NO ONE'S GONNA JUMP IN
AND SAY, "YOU'RE NOT PLAIN AND ORDINARY"?
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-OH, YOU'RE NOT PLAIN.
-YOU'RE NOT ORDINARY.
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TOO LATE!
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EVERY TIME WE SEE EACH OTHER,
SHE ZEROES IN ON HOW
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I'M A BAD HOUSEKEEPER,
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UNSOPHISTICATED,
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UNWORLDLY.
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JUMP IN ANY TIME.
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I'M PURPOSELY SPEAKING SLOWLY
TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE.
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-YOU'RE NOT WORLDLY.
-THE HOUSE IS A LITTLE CLUTTERED.
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TOO LATE!
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THE POINT IS... SHE PICKS ON EVERYTHING
THAT'S WRONG WITH ME UNTIL I CRY.
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IT'S LIKE A SPORT TO HER,
AND MAKING ME CRY IS HOW SHE WINS.
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AND NOW SHE'LL BE VISITING US,
AND THAT LEAVES ME ONE OPTION!
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THAT'S RIGHT!
YOU CAN RESOLVE THAT THIS YEAR,
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YOU ARE NOT GONNA LET HER GET TO YOU!
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YOU ARE GONNA BE PROUD
OF YOUR LIFE AND WHO YOU ARE.
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OKAY, I HAVE TWO OPTIONS.
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AND YOURS IS PROBABLY
SETTING A BETTER EXAMPLE
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THAN JUMPING IN THE CAR AND DRIVING
TILL I RUN OUT OF GAS.
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EVEN IF YOU HAD JUMPED IN THE CAR,
YOU COULD'VE STOPPED FOR GAS.
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-THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT--
-THERE'S LIKE A DOZEN STATIONS--
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MOM!
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MAYBE THIS YEAR CAN BE DIFFERENT.
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MAYBE THIS YEAR,
YOU WON'T CRY AND YOU CAN WIN.
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IT'S NOT ABOUT TRYING TO WIN.
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IT'S ABOUT ACCEPTING
THAT FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS--
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QUIET, BENNET.
AVERY'S TELLING ME I CAN WIN.
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AND HOW EXACTLY WOULD THAT WORK, SWEETIE?
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YOU CAN GET THROUGH THE FEW HOURS
THAT SHE'S HERE WITHOUT CRYING.
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I MEAN, IT WOULD BE LIKE A MARATHONER
FINISHING A RACE.
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LIKE A BOXER GOING THE DISTANCE.
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BUT I DON'T LIKE RUNNING, PUNCHING,
OR BEING CRITICIZED BY MY SISTER.
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THEY ALL MAKE ME CRY.
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THEN WE WON'T GIVE HER
ANYTHING TO CRITICIZE.
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SHE'LL SEE US HAVING A PERFECT CHRISTMAS.
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I CAN HELP YOU PULL THIS OFF, MOM.
IT'LL BE MY CHRISTMAS GIFT TO YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU AVERY. THAT'S SO SWEET.
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IT IS SWEETER THAN THE HUG BUCKS
I GET EVERY YEAR FROM TYLER.
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MOM, WE CAN DO THIS.
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE THAT
THERE ARE NO SURPRISES.
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COME ON IN, SPARKY.
I COULDN'T LET A STRAY,
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HIGH-STRUNG, UNTRAINED DOG
SPEND CHRISTMAS OUT ON THE STREET.
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Stan: SO, SPARKY IS HERE FOR CHRISTMAS.
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MY FIRST CHRISTMAS HERE
LAST YEAR MEANT SO MUCH TO ME.
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I JUST WANT TO GIVE THAT GIFT
TO SOMEONE ELSE.
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OKAY, SPARKY. NOW PRESS SEND.
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ARE YOU NOT DOING IT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
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OR BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK
IT'S GOOD ENOUGH?
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DELETE. WELL, THAT COULDN'T BE CLEARER.
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OR MORE HURTFUL.
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( theme music playing )
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COME ON, PEOPLE.
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AUNT SIGOURNEY WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE
AND WE'VE GOT A LOT TO DO
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TO MAKE CHRISTMAS LOOK PERFECT.
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NO, CHLOE, YOUR HOMEMADE
HOT DOG ORNAMENT IS EXTRA-SPECIAL,
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SO IT GOES ON THE BACK OF
THE TREE SO IT WON'T BREAK.
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THAT'S BELIEVABLE.
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SOME FOURTH-GRADERS
ARE TEACHING ME SARCASM.
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IT'S WHERE YOU SAY ONE THING
BUT MEAN THE OPPOSITE.
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YOU ARE SUCH A SMART GIRL.
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THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM YOU.
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CHLOE!
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NO, I REALLY MEANT THAT.
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WOW, SARCASM REALLY HAS A HOLD OF ME.
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TYLER, WHAT ARE CHLOE'S DOLLS
DOING IN SANTA'S VILLAGE?
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BECAUSE THE SANTA
I BELIEVE IN IS A PLAYER.
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HE KNOWS WHO'S NAUGHTY OR NICE.
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ALL RIGHT. FOR THE NEXT TWO HOURS,
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I NEED TO STOP HAVING TO
GIVE REASONS FOR THINGS.
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WHATEVER IT IS, JUST TRUST THAT
I THOUGHT IT THROUGH AND THAT I'M RIGHT.
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-HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM ANY OTHER DAY?
-IT SHOULDN'T BE.
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AND IF THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR ATTITUDE,
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE A PART OF THIS.
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OOH, I CAN'T HELP DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS?
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I CAN'T FUSS OVER
WHAT ORNAMENT GOES WHERE?
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THIS IS A TEENAGE BOY'S WORST NIGHTMARE!
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AVERY, TYLER'S REALLY UPSET.
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NO, HE ISN'T.
I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED SARCASM.
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I JUST SPEAK IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
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OKAY, AUNT SIGOURNEY'S
GOING TO BE HERE SOON.
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I JUST NEED SOME WAY TO
SNAP MYSELF OUT OF IT IF I START TO CRY.
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OH, I COULD STEP ON MY FOOT.
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( music starts playing )
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WHAT IS THAT?
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I ACCIDENTALLY ACTIVATED
MY GOOD KING WENCES-SOCKS.
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( laughing )
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OKAY, IF YOU DON'T
WANT HER TO CRITICIZE YOU,
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TAKE THOSE OFF IMMEDIATELY.
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AND IF YOU WANT TO
SNAP YOURSELF OUT OF CRYING,
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TRY THE GIFT DAD GOT YOU.
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WHAT DOES THIS DO?
AAH! OOH, THAT'LL DO NICELY.
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SO THAT'S THE BATHROOM.
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ALTHOUGH FOR SOME REASON
THE PEOPLE ALL GO INSIDE THE HOUSE.
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WHAT ANIMALS.
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DID YOU JUST TRACK MUD IN HERE?
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WELL, THAT IS NOT GONNA HELP ME
GET THE KIDS ON BOARD.
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YOU BETTER WAIT HERE
WHILE I TELL THEM ABOUT YOU.
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PRACTICE LOOKING CUTE.
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THAT'S NOT BAD,
BUT YOU GOTTA WORK WITH YOUR PAWS.
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YOU'RE LEAVING A LOT OF CUTE ON THE TABLE.
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THUSLY.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW, THE GINGERBREAD ORNAMENT
IS NOT MADE OF GINGERBREAD.
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I HEAR WHAT YOU'RE SAYING,
BUT I HAVE A FEELING
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
LEARN THAT LESSON FOR MYSELF.
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LISTEN, THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS--
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THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU, TOO.
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AUNT SIGOURNEY'S COMING OVER
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AND AVERY'S ON ONE OF HER CRAZY MISSIONS
TO MAKE EVERYTHING PERFECT.
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LIKE I'M NOT ALREADY PERFECT.
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STILL NOT GINGERBREAD, BUT IT'S SOFTENING.
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ANYWAY, YOU MAY WANT TO
STEER CLEAR OF AVERY
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WITH ANY OF YOUR LITTLE DOGGY SURPRISES.
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WHOA. WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU SAYING NO LITTLE SURPRISES
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FROM ME AS A DOGGY,
OR NO SURPRISES INVOLVING A LITTLE DOGGY?
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'CAUSE THOSE ARE
TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.
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BOTH, AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
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( laughing ) WHO KNOWS?
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I JUST GOT INTO SOME WEIRD TRASH OUT BACK.
I'M A LITTLE LOOPY.
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( makes loopy sounds )
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OKAY, NEW PLAN: WE HIDE YOU OUT HERE
IN THE COAT CLOSET
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UNTIL AUNT SIGOURNEY'S GONE.
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BUT DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL MAKE IT NICE AND CHRISTMASSY.
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-( music starts playing )
-Stan: VOILA!
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YOU WANT TO SING SOME CAROLS?
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♪ DECK THE HALL CLOSET
WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY ♪
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♪ FA-LA-LA-LA-LA ET-CET-ER-A ♪
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OH, I'M SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASSUMED.
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( music changes )
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♪ O HANUKKAH, OH HANUKKAH ♪
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♪ THIS SOUNDS JUST LIKE "O TANNEMBAUM." ♪
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WE'RE HOME!
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Stan: AUNT SIGOURNEY.
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HYPER-CRITICAL, INSENSITIVE,
AND BETTER THAN YOU.
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AND THAT'S FROM HER ONLINE DATING PROFILE.
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SO I SAID TO THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT,
"I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE PREGNANT.
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WADDLE BACK TO THE GALLEY
AND WARM UP MY COOKIE."
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-ANYONE?
-AND THEN, OF COURSE, SHE STARTS CRYING,
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WHICH MADE HER EVEN SLOWER.
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PLEASE?
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-SIG!
-HI!
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-YOU LOOK GREAT.
-AND YOU... LOOK AT YOU!
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-AUNT SIGOURNEY, HI.
-HI.
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MONKEY!
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ISN'T MY MOM'S OUTFIT GREAT?
IT'S JUST LIKE YOURS.
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OH, THE KNOCK-OFFS ARE OUT ALREADY?
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OOH, THAT'S THE STUFF.
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YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
REALLY TAKE OFF MY SHOES.
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OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FLOOR.
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I'M NOT, I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY SHOES.
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( yells )
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-ARE YOU OKAY?
-OH!
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I SLIPPED IN SOME MUD.
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IT WAS MY OWN FAULT.
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FOR ASSUMING THERE WOULDN'T BE MUD
ON YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR.
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BUT DON'T WORRY.
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I'M SURE YOU'RE FAR MORE
HUMILIATED THAN I AM HURT.
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( zapper buzzing )
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IF SHE LEAVES NOW
AND I DIDN'T CRY, I WIN, RIGHT?
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YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
BENNETT COULD DRIVE YOU
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TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
AND THEN OFF TO THE AIRPORT.
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PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM.
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OH, I KNOW THAT FEELING.
WHEN MY BACK GOES OUT LIKE THIS,
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MY DOCTOR SAYS THAT I SHOULD
STAY OFF MY FEET.
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CANCEL HAWAII
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AND SPEND THE NEXT THREE DAYS HERE.
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( laughing )
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MAN, THIS THING DRAINS YOUR BATTERY.
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SEE, SIGOURNEY? I PUT THIS ON WHEELS
SO WE CAN PUSH YOU AROUND.
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I MADE THIS JUST FOR YOU.
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IT'S MORE THAN JUST A GURNEY,
IT'S A "SIG-GURNEY."
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YOU'RE FUNNY. THAT MUST BE WHY
YOU AND ELLEN GET ALONG SO WELL.
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SHE'S ALWAYS HAD THE SENSE OF HUMOR.
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WELL, SHE HAD TO
BECAUSE I HAD THE LOOKS AND THE BRAINS.
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( groaning )
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NOPE, STILL CHARGING.
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AVERY, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU
OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT?
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I CAN'T DO THIS. I WAS MENTALLY PREPARED
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NOT TO CRY FOR A FEW HOURS,
NOT THREE DAYS.
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN HIDING FROM YOU...
216
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I CAN BE A LITTLE EMOTIONAL.
217
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YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THAT? WOW.
218
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I CAN'T HOLD IT TOGETHER
FOR THREE DAYS, AVERY.
219
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YOU SAW HOW SHE WAS IN THERE.
PUSHING MY BUTTONS,
220
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AND THEN ADDING INSULT TO INJURY
221
00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:34,075
BY SLIPPING IN THE MUD ON MY FLOOR.
222
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I'M SURE STAN TRACKED THAT INTO THE HOUSE.
223
00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:39,580
I'LL MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T
MESS ANYTHING ELSE UP.
224
00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,497
I TOLD YOU MY PRESENT
IS TO MAKE THINGS SO GREAT
225
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SHE'LL HAVE NOTHING TO CRITICIZE,
AND YOU WON'T CRY.
226
00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:48,328
COME ON, SAY IT WITH ME: WE WILL WIN.
227
00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,077
-WE WILL WIN.
-COME ON!
228
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SAY IT WITH ALL THAT
EMOTION YOU'RE FULL OF.
229
00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:54,924
-YEAH, THE EMOTION IS USUALLY NEGATIVE.
-MOM!
230
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Both: WE WILL WIN! WE WILL WIN!
231
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WE WILL WIN!
232
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( muffled ) WE WILL WIN! WE WILL WIN!
233
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:06,286
HOW CAN THEY BE CELEBRATING
WHEN I'M IN HERE INJURED?
234
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:10,745
IT MAY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN,
BUT THOSE ARE JUMPS OF CONCERN.
235
00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:17,544
OH, SPLIT-LEVEL DOGHOUSE.
236
00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,325
YEAH, THAT'S EXPENSIVE.
237
00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:21,537
BUT I COULD RENT OUT THE SECOND STORY.
238
00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,665
HE'S IN HERE.
239
00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:27,751
AVERY SENT US TO TALK TO YOU.
240
00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:31,084
WHAT HAPPENED? I TOLD YOU
AUNT SIGOURNEY WAS COMING
241
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AND WE NEEDED EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT.
242
00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:34,881
THEN YOU TRACKED MUD IN THE HOUSE!
243
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:36,959
THAT'S RIGHT I DID IT. NOBODY ELSE DID IT.
244
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:40,041
NO OTHER DOG IN THIS HOUSE.
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY.
245
00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,325
THERE'S A SMALL DOG
LICKING MY HAUNCHES, ISN'T THERE?
246
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,495
HE'S SO CUTE.
247
00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,043
WHERE DID HE COME FROM?
248
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,995
I TOOK IN A STRAY FOR CHRISTMAS
AND HE GOT OUT.
249
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:52,673
WHAT'S YOUR NAME, LITTLE GUY?
250
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,420
Stan: ( high-pitched ) MY NAME'S SPARKY.
251
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,000
( normal voice ) NAW, NAW,
I'M JUST KIDDING, HE DOESN'T TALK.
252
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,626
LOOK, I'M SORRY HE TRACKED IN THE MUD,
BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT HIM.
253
00:12:01,709 --> 00:12:04,709
THEY'LL NEVER LET HIM STAY WITH THIS WHOLE
AUNT SIGOURNEY THING GOING ON.
254
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:07,292
WE CAN'T PUT HIM OUT ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.
255
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:10,075
THEN I GUESS WE HAVE TO KEEP
SPARKY A SECRET.
256
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:12,036
IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD
FOR THE THREE OF US
257
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,375
TO KEEP AN EYE ON ONE LITTLE--
258
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,248
-SERIOUSLY?
-DON'T FEEL BAD.
259
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:20,173
I'VE LOST TONS OF LIZARDS
AND RATS AND SNAKES IN THIS HOUSE.
260
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,710
-WHAT?
-WHAT?
261
00:12:31,208 --> 00:12:35,378
MMM. MOM, THE COOKIES TASTE GREAT,
EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT.
262
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,205
AUNT SIGOURNEY WILL HAVE
NOTHING TO CRITICIZE.
263
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,001
YOU WILL MAKE IT THROUGH WITHOUT CRYING.
264
00:12:40,083 --> 00:12:42,753
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
YOU HELPING ME LIKE THIS.
265
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,214
TEARS OF JOY STILL COUNT.
266
00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:47,127
HERE, IT'S FULLY CHARGED.
267
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,168
-( zapper buzzes )
-OOH, YOU UPPED THE JUICE.
268
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:53,212
HEY, DAD, WHY DON'T YOU BRING
AUNT SIGOURNEY IN HERE
269
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TO ENJOY THE WONDERFUL
CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS?
270
00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,577
Sigourney: SO HE KEPT BEGGING,
"YOU'RE THE MOST FASCINATING,
271
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,787
"BEAUTIFUL GIRL THAT I'VE EVER MET.
272
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,955
WOULD YOU GO TO THIS
THING WITH ME TONIGHT?"
273
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:05,501
UNTIL FINALLY I SAID YES.
274
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:06,583
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
275
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,127
I WAS JUST TELLING HIM
ABOUT THE NIGHT THAT
276
00:13:08,208 --> 00:13:10,128
YOUR PROM DATE CAME TO PICK YOU UP.
277
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,923
HMM. SO, AUNT SIGOURNEY,
DO YOU LIKE THE WAY
278
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,630
MY MOM DECORATED FOR CHRISTMAS?
IT'S PRETTY PERFECT, HUH?
279
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,169
IT'S VERY NICE.
280
00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:21,995
WAY TO GO, MOM, YOU JUST WENT TO HER PROM!
281
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:25,212
I ACTUALLY DID, I CHAPERONED.
282
00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:29,540
HERE, AUNT SIGOURNEY,
TRY ONE OF THESE CHRISTMAS COOKIES.
283
00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:31,745
MY MOM MADE THEM.
284
00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:33,504
YES, YES, I DID. I TOTALLY MADE THEM.
285
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,881
-WHAT KIND ARE THEY?
-CHOCOLATE.
286
00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,917
GINGER... WAFER... SNAP... DOODLES...
287
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,245
I SAW SPARKY COME THIS WAY.
288
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:47,083
WE GOTTA FIND HIM BEFORE THEY DO
OR THEY'LL KICK HIM OUT.
289
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:51,036
GUYS, WE'VE BEEN ENTERTAINING
AUNT SIGOURNEY. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
290
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:55,125
LOOKING FOR THE LITTLE DOG.
OUR LITTLE DOG. STAN.
291
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:58,328
I CALLED HIM LITTLE 'CAUSE I'M PRACTICING
FOR WHEN I GET BIGGER.
292
00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,287
I AM GONNA GROW.
293
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,918
SHE'S NOT GETTING ANY SMALLER,
THAT'S FOR SURE.
294
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,540
SIG, YOU REMEMBER
THE KIDS FROM THE WEDDING.
295
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,165
TAYLOR, CLEO, HELLO.
296
00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:11,792
THOSE AREN'T OUR NAMES.
297
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:13,825
THEN NO, NO. I DON'T REMEMBER THEM.
298
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,248
SPARKY!
299
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,420
WHAT? HAS MY SHOE BEEN CHEWED UP?
300
00:14:24,041 --> 00:14:25,211
SORRY.
301
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,173
IS THIS BEHAVIOR NORMAL?
302
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:34,130
WELL, IN CHILD PSYCHOLOGY
THERE IS NO "NORMAL" BEHAVIOR.
303
00:14:34,208 --> 00:14:35,878
BUT NO.
304
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,535
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
305
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:46,455
OH, HERE, HAVE A TYLER HUG BUCK.
306
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:47,962
IN FACT, HAVE A FEW.
307
00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,961
YEAH, I'M MAKING IT RAIN.
308
00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,503
WHO'S TYLER?
309
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:57,834
OH!
310
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,876
NO WONDER LITTLE CLEO EATS SHOES.
311
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,040
THERE!
312
00:15:09,458 --> 00:15:10,538
OVER THERE!
313
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,790
ELLEN, THIS MUST BE
SO HUMILIATING FOR YOU.
314
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,290
STAN, HOW COULD YOU BRING
A STRAY INTO THE HOUSE?
315
00:15:30,375 --> 00:15:33,915
AUNT SIGOURNEY COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY,
ALBEIT COMEDICALLY, HURT.
316
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:36,918
SO COULD MY HOT DOG ORNAMENT.
317
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,380
THANKS, AVERY, FOR KEEPING IT
SAFE ON THE BACK OF THE TREE.
318
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:40,708
IT'S LIKE YOU KNEW.
319
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:46,876
IT'S CHRISTMAS. I COULDN'T LEAVE SPARKY
IN THE MERCILESS SUNNY PASADENA WINTER.
320
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,960
AVERY, DON'T MAKE HIM SPEND
CHRISTMAS ALL ALONE.
321
00:15:50,041 --> 00:15:52,671
YEAH. WE WERE GONNA HAVE
OUR OWN LITTLE CELEBRATION.
322
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,383
WELL, THAT'S VERY SWEET, STAN.
323
00:15:56,458 --> 00:15:58,498
I WAS LOOKING FOR
A SQUIRREL HEAD TREE TOPPER.
324
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:02,383
BUT THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS,
IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND.
325
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,630
AND NO ONE SHOULD SPEND CHRISTMAS ALONE.
326
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,289
BUT, SPARKY, YOU CAN'T STAY
ON THE LOOSE IN HERE.
327
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,544
ALL RIGHT, SPARKY WILL BE SAFE IN HERE
WITH ALL THE AIR HOLES
328
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,575
AND WON'T BE ABLE TO
GET IN ANY MORE TROUBLE.
329
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:17,627
WE'LL UNWRAP HIM AND CELEBRATE WITH HIM
ONCE AUNT SIGOURNEY GOES TO BED.
330
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:22,540
OH. SHOULDN'T THIS BE UNDER THE TREE?
331
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:27,380
OH, AH... IT'S ALL WET ON THE BOTTOM.
332
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:31,464
AVERY MUST GOT ME THAT
COLOGNE GIFT SET I WANTED
333
00:16:31,542 --> 00:16:33,752
AND SOME OF IT'S LEAKING. HMM.
334
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,040
( sniffs ) MMM, MUSKY.
335
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,791
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE HANGING IN THERE.
336
00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:53,125
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DIDN'T CRY
AFTER AUNT SIGOURNEY
337
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,078
WAS HURLED VIOLENTLY, ALBEIT COMEDICALLY,
INTO THE CHRISTMAS TREE.
338
00:16:57,792 --> 00:17:00,422
BUT IF THIS CHRISTMAS DINNER
GOES PERFECTLY,
339
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:02,960
I KNOW WE CAN MAKE IT
THROUGH THIS WHOLE HOLIDAY.
340
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:04,671
WELL, SHE SEEMS OKAY.
341
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,210
SHE'S HAVING FUN TELLING STORIES ABOUT
THE TIME SHE STOLE YOUR HAIRCUT.
342
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:10,421
SHE CUT OFF MY BANGS
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
343
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:12,330
AND GLUED THEM TO HER FOREHEAD.
344
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,290
AND SHE LOOKED GOOD!
345
00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,713
WELL, THE WORST IS BEHIND US.
MOM IS STILL STANDING.
346
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,922
AND IT'S SMOOTH SAILING FROM HERE ON,
347
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,540
STARTING WITH THE CHRISTMAS
DINNER MOM "COOKED."
348
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,705
( laughing )
349
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:27,632
I'M JUST AMAZED YOU FOUND
A CATERER AT THE LAST MINUTE.
350
00:17:27,709 --> 00:17:29,539
ACTUALLY, I SET THIS UP
RIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING.
351
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:32,205
-REALLY? WHEN?
-LIKE RIGHT AFTER.
352
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,171
WHILE WE WERE STILL IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.
353
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,785
WELL, THANK YOU.
AND SORRY AGAIN ABOUT THANKSGIVING.
354
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,455
-IT'S FINE.
-IT'S BEHIND US.
355
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:44,289
WELL, THERE'S NO WAY AUNT SIGOURNEY
COULD CRITICIZE THIS DINNER.
356
00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,285
I KNOW. I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
357
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,035
IN FACT... DO YOU THINK... NAW, FORGET IT.
358
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:52,745
-WHAT?
-MAYBE THIS TIME, I COULD MAKE HER CRY.
359
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:55,044
CHRISTMAS IS A TIME OF MIRACLES.
360
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:58,165
( laughing evilly )
361
00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,964
ELLEN, THIS CARROT SOUP
IS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD.
362
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,541
I'M GETTING A LOT OF FLAVOR.
363
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,915
SOME OF IT IS FROM THE PINE NEEDLES
AND TREE SAP IN MY MOUTH, BUT...
364
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
I'M GETTING A LITTLE CARROT, TOO.
365
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,383
SO, KUDOS, REALLY.
366
00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:17,879
THANK YOU.
367
00:18:17,959 --> 00:18:20,209
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
I GOT A COMPLIMENT OUT OF HER.
368
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,381
IT WAS COUCHED IN THREE INSULTS
AND WAS FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T REALLY DO,
369
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:23,538
BUT I'LL TAKE IT.
370
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,790
I'M TASTING THE PINE NEEDLES, TOO.
371
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:30,665
THAT'S BECAUSE MOM BUMPED INTO THE TREE
CARRYING THE SOUP TO THE TABLE.
372
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,420
SHE RUINED CATERED FOOD.
373
00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:37,128
SHHH! AUNT SIGOURNEY DOESN'T KNOW.
SHE LIKES IT.
374
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,130
JUST PULL THE PINE NEEDLES
OUT OF YOUR SOUP AND BE QUIET!
375
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,498
OH, AND, THIS ISN'T A TOMATO.
376
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:46,167
WHO'S READY FOR TURKEY?
377
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:48,790
All: OH!
378
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,245
WAIT TILL YOU TASTE IT.
MOM MADE THE STUFFING
379
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:54,043
FROM A RECIPE SHE CAME UP
WITH HERSELF ON THE FLY.
380
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,075
MY SECRET IS TORN BREAD AND LOVE.
381
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,126
CORN BREAD AND LOVE.
382
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,829
I JUST WANTED TO SAY
BEFORE THE MAIN COURSE THAT...
383
00:19:02,917 --> 00:19:06,537
WELL, THIS FAMILY, COMING TOGETHER
LIKE THIS ON CHRISTMAS,
384
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,285
IT'S VERY...
385
00:19:08,834 --> 00:19:10,174
-IT'S MOVING.
-THANK YOU.
386
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,250
NO, I MEAN IT'S MOVING!
387
00:19:13,959 --> 00:19:15,419
( all yelling )
388
00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:23,252
SPARKY!
389
00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,883
YOU KNOW THIS DOG?
390
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:27,749
-HE'S A STRAY.
-AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS.
391
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,630
ELLEN, THEY DID SAY YOU MADE THE STUFFING.
392
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:32,039
NOW I BELIEVE IT.
393
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,955
( crying )
394
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:37,461
MOM, NO, DON'T CRY. YOU'VE COME TOO FAR.
395
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:41,382
( laughing )
396
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,544
WHAT IS SO FUNNY? EVERYTHING'S BEEN AWFUL,
397
00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,375
DINNER IS RUINED... I'M ALMOST CRYING.
398
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:50,918
IT'S JUST SO FUNNY!
399
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,580
US TRYING TO PRETEND
WE HAVE PERFECT CHRISTMASES.
400
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,787
WE DON'T. WE HAVE KIDS AND DOGS
401
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:59,075
AND LAST-MINUTE SCRAMBLING, AND...
402
00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:03,576
BENNETT WITH HIS CHEAP, UNROMANTIC GIFTS
AND MY AWFUL COOKING.
403
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,957
CHRISTMAS AROUND HERE IS A BIG LOUD MESS
404
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:07,751
AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT IT.
405
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,382
ANYWAY, WE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT,
406
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:13,878
'CAUSE I'VE GOT KIDS WHO WILL
TAKE IN STRAY DOGS FOR THE HOLIDAYS,
407
00:20:13,959 --> 00:20:15,789
BECAUSE NO ONE
SHOULD BE ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.
408
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:19,575
AND A DAUGHTER WHO WILL RUN HERSELF RAGGED
409
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,287
JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WINNER.
410
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:25,915
WELL, I THINK WE ALL KNOW
WHAT STAN AND SPARKY
411
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,330
ARE HAVING FOR DINNER NOW,
SO WHO WANTS FROZEN PIZ--
412
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,077
( sobbing )
413
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:34,328
...ZZA.
414
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,254
-AUNT SIGOURNEY?
-SIG, WHAT'S WRONG?
415
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,833
I'M A STRAY DOG ON CHRISTMAS.
416
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,917
I HAVE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING!
417
00:20:43,792 --> 00:20:45,252
WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS?
418
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,633
YOU WANT THIS?
419
00:20:46,709 --> 00:20:49,289
MAYBE NOT ALL YEAR LONG,
BUT AT CHRISTMAS...
420
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:54,293
WHY DO YOU THINK I PRETENDED
TO THROW MY BACK OUT?
421
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:56,415
-( gasping )
-YOU WERE FAKING?
422
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:57,710
TO BE AROUND US?
423
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:01,207
I TRY SO HARD TO MAKE MY LIFE SPECIAL.
424
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,541
MAYBE THE REASON
THAT I HAVE TO BE SO SPECIAL
425
00:21:05,625 --> 00:21:08,575
IS BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE
A FAMILY LIKE THIS.
426
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:14,078
AUNT SIGOURNEY, YOU DO.
427
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,745
( sobbing )
428
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,293
( sobs louder )
429
00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,883
WE DID IT. WE MADE HER CRY.
430
00:21:28,959 --> 00:21:30,459
MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOM.
431
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,834
I DON'T LIKE TO PAT MYSELF ON THE BACK,
432
00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,877
WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE DOGS
CAN'T PAT THEMSELVES ON THE BACK,
433
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,419
NOT THAT I'M COMPLAINING ABOUT
WHO-CAN-REACH-WHERE.
434
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,630
BUT EVERYTHING ENDED UP WORKING OUT GREAT.
435
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:50,083
I WANTED TO GIVE SPARKY A NICE CHRISTMAS
436
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,876
AND I ENDED UP GIVING HIM
A LOT MORE THAN THAT--
437
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,959
AUNT SIGOURNEY ADOPTED HIM.
438
00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,923
AND RENAMED HIM SNARKY.
439
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:03,001
IN FACT, EVERYONE GOT TO OPEN
A PRESENT THAT NIGHT.
440
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:13,633
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.
441
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:15,962
( music playing )
442
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:17,421
( boing )
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