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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,250 --> 00:00:04,880 COME ON, STAN, KEEP UP. 2 00:00:04,959 --> 00:00:08,079 YOU KNOW HAWK IS SUPER STRICT ABOUT ME BEING LATE FOR WORK THE FOOD TRUCK. 3 00:00:08,166 --> 00:00:11,706 YET WHEN IT COMES TO MEAT, HE PLAYS FAST AND LOOSE WITH THE EXPIRATION DATES. 4 00:00:12,875 --> 00:00:14,575 THERE HE IS! 5 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:15,667 Stan: THIS IS THE HAWK-- 6 00:00:15,750 --> 00:00:18,080 WHOA WHOA! WAIT! I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS! 7 00:00:18,166 --> 00:00:19,956 UNFREEZE! UNFREEZE! 8 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,749 YOU MUST BE TYLER. 9 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:26,004 I'M HAWK'S SISTER, GATOR! 10 00:00:26,667 --> 00:00:29,457 OW. I THOUGHT HE SAID HIS SISTER'S NAME WAS LEONA. 11 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:31,332 ONLY ON MY BIRTH CERTIFICATE. 12 00:00:31,417 --> 00:00:33,577 YOU CAN CALL ME LEONA IF YOU WANT TO, 13 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,747 BUT IT'LL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER SAY. 14 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:37,924 HA HA HA HA! 15 00:00:38,542 --> 00:00:41,172 GOT IT. SO, UH, WHERE'S HAWK? 16 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,380 SQUATCHIN'. OH, HE'S LOOKING FOR SASQUATCH? 17 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,708 NO! HE'S LIVIN' LIKE SASQUATCH. 18 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:49,002 SLEEPING IN CAVES, LOOTIN' S'MORES FROM CAMPSITES-- 19 00:00:49,667 --> 00:00:51,787 JUST LIKE HE DREAMED OF GROWIN' UP. 20 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,168 SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE TAKING OVER THE FOOD TRUCK? 21 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:59,290 NO. I'M WEARING THIS 'CAUSE I'M A APRON MODEL. 22 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,538 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 23 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,535 WELL, I THINK YOU'RE TAKING OVER THE FOOD TRUCK, 24 00:01:03,625 --> 00:01:05,665 BUT IF YOU ARE AN APRON MODEL, I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU. 25 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:07,170 I KNOW MODELS CAN BE VERY SENSITIVE. 26 00:01:08,291 --> 00:01:10,791 YES, I'M TAKING OVER THE FOOD TRUCK. 27 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,920 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT SENSITIVE. 28 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,000 SO DO I STILL HAVE A JOB? 29 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:17,753 OF COURSE. 30 00:01:17,834 --> 00:01:20,174 HAWK SAID YOU'RE HARD WORKIN', CHEERFUL, 31 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:23,130 NEVER EXAMINE YOUR PAYCHECK FOR TYPOS. 32 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:27,252 OH! AND FYI, MY DAUGHTER'S STOPPIN' BY. 33 00:01:27,333 --> 00:01:29,003 WE'RE NEW IN TOWN, SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 34 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,963 SO YOU TWO SHOULD MEET. SHE'S SUPER SWEET. 35 00:01:31,041 --> 00:01:33,041 -WHAT'S HER NAME? -THE BEAST! 36 00:01:33,792 --> 00:01:37,882 HER REAL NAME IS EMILY, BUT EVERYONE CALLS HER THE BEAST! 37 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,039 WELL, I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HER. 38 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:42,455 WELL, THE THING IS, YOU TWO HAVE A LOT IN COMMON. 39 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:44,332 SHE'S INTO BMX TOO. 40 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:46,577 PROBABLY LANDED ON HER FACE A HUNDRED TIMES, 41 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:48,667 BUT IT ALWAYS SNAPS BACK. 42 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,330 SHE SOUNDS...RUBBERY. 43 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:56,578 WELL, I'M SURE YOU TWO WILL HIT IT OFF. 44 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,537 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 45 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:03,883 THIS IS INSANE. 46 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:06,539 HAWK'S GONE AND MY NEW BOSS IS TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH HER DAUGHTER, 47 00:02:06,625 --> 00:02:07,625 THE BEAST! 48 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,916 Stan: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TYLER'S SO WORRIED ABOUT. 49 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,253 I KNEW A DOG NAMED "THE BEAST." 50 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:16,293 SHE WAS A HOT LITTLE NUMBER-- NOT WHAT YOU'D EXPECT. 51 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:20,456 ♪ OOH HOO, OOH OOH ♪ 52 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:22,042 THERE'S THE SUGAR. 53 00:02:43,208 --> 00:02:45,328 ( exaggerated ) HA HA HA HA! 54 00:02:45,417 --> 00:02:47,127 ( exaggerated ) HA HA HA HA! 55 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:51,326 -OHHH... -WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 56 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:55,127 WE WERE DOWN AT TAMMY'S BUTTONHOLE GETTIN' OUR SCRAPBOOK ON. 57 00:02:55,417 --> 00:02:58,207 LEARNED ALL ABOUT EMBELLISHMENTS AND DOO-DADS 58 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:00,211 AND NOT TO ASK HOW THE STORE STAYS IN BUSINESS, 59 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:01,421 BECAUSE TAMMY GETS REALLY DEFENSIVE. 60 00:03:03,333 --> 00:03:04,793 I LOVE IT HOW SHE SAYS, 61 00:03:05,166 --> 00:03:08,826 "A PICTURE WITHOUT A DECORATIVE BORDER IS JUST A PHOTO." 62 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:11,787 HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 63 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:15,035 -OH, YOU SO HAD TO BE THERE. -I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T. 64 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,333 HEY, YOU GUYS ARE GETTING YOUR SCRAPBOOKING JUNK 65 00:03:18,417 --> 00:03:19,497 ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK. 66 00:03:19,583 --> 00:03:21,583 THIS GEOMETRIC PROOF IS EXCITING ENOUGH. 67 00:03:21,667 --> 00:03:22,627 THE GLITTER IS REDUNDANT. 68 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,961 AVERY, YOU SHOULD GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK IN THE FAMILY ROOM. 69 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:28,671 WHAT? I MEAN, I ALWAYS DO MY HOMEWORK HERE. 70 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,380 WHY DON'T YOU GO SCRAPBOOK IN THE FAMILY ROOM? 71 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:32,788 SCRAPBOOKING IN THE FAMILY ROOM? 72 00:03:32,875 --> 00:03:34,995 HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! 73 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,173 IMAGINE WHAT TAMMY WOULD SAY! 74 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:41,673 AVERY, WE NEED THE TABLE. WE GOT MORE CRAFT BAGS COMING. 75 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:44,250 THAT TAMMY COULD SELL A SCRAPBOOK TO A FRUIT FLY. 76 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:46,792 GET IT? SHORT LIFE, NOT A LOT OF MEMORIES-- 77 00:03:46,875 --> 00:03:47,955 WHY WOULD IT NEED A SCRAPBOOK? 78 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:49,541 HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 79 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:51,785 -GOOD ONE, E! -THANKS, C! 80 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:55,961 DID YOU JUST CALL EACH OTHER "E" AND "C"? 81 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:57,881 YEAH. IT'S SCRAPPER TALK. 82 00:03:57,959 --> 00:03:59,879 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT AT THE BUTTONHOLE. 83 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,788 HEY, IS THAT MY HAIR CLIP? 84 00:04:03,875 --> 00:04:05,325 IT'S THE ONE YOU GAVE TO ME. 85 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:07,127 WELL, I WANT IT BACK. RIGHT NOW? 86 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,632 THE CLIP'S HOLDING THIS WHOLE THING TOGETHER. 87 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,673 -THERE. -MAYBE YOU AND "E" CAN CRAFT A NEW ONE 88 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,330 ON MY HOMEWORK TABLE. 89 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:18,077 AND IF "A" GETS A "B" BECAUSE OF "C" AND "E," 90 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:20,626 SHE'S GONNA BE TEED... OFF. 91 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:29,212 STAN, I JUST DID SOMETHING BAD. 92 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:33,581 WELL, JUST GO "OHH! AAAHH! OHHH!" 93 00:04:34,041 --> 00:04:35,921 THEY'LL ASSUME YOU WERE SICK AND YOU COULDN'T HOLD IT. 94 00:04:37,458 --> 00:04:38,828 YOU WEREN'T REALLY SICK THEN? 95 00:04:38,917 --> 00:04:41,957 I SPOON-FED YOU FROSTING BECAUSE YOU SAID THAT'S ALL YOU COULD KEEP DOWN. 96 00:04:42,041 --> 00:04:45,001 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, THE FROSTING MADE ME SICK. 97 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,423 BUT I THINK WE'RE ALL FORGETTING HERE 98 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,830 THAT YOU'RE THE ONE THAT JUST DID SOMETHING BAD. NOW, WHAT WAS IT? 99 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:53,327 I JUST GOT REALLY MAD AT CHLOE OUT OF NOWHERE, 100 00:04:53,417 --> 00:04:54,667 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 101 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,920 I SUSPECT THAT I'M RIGHT, BECAUSE I ALWAYS AM, 102 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,170 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY. 103 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:01,633 WELL, YOU'VE BROUGHT YOUR DYSFUNCTION TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 104 00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:04,579 I'VE RECENTLY BEEN HELPING YOUR DAD OUT AS A THERAPY DOG. 105 00:05:04,667 --> 00:05:08,127 APPARENTLY, PETTING DOGS MAKES PATIENTS MORE RELAXED AND HAPPY. 106 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,418 IT'S ACTUALLY A REAL THING, 107 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:12,290 AND NOT JUST A SCAM MADE UP BY MY FAKE ORGANIZATION, 108 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:13,535 THE PETMORE GROUP. 109 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:17,125 THE PETMORE GROUP-- NOT A FAKE ORGANIZATION. 110 00:05:19,834 --> 00:05:21,504 SERIOUSLY? THE PETMORE GROUP? 111 00:05:21,792 --> 00:05:23,382 WHY ARE YOU WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS? 112 00:05:23,458 --> 00:05:25,668 WOW, YOU'RE MAD AT EVERYONE TODAY. 113 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:29,290 BUT I CAN HELP YOU. I'VE REALLY LEARNED A LOT ABOUT BEING A THERAPIST. 114 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:32,130 OKAY, MARY, I'M TRYING A NEW TECHNIQUE. 115 00:05:32,417 --> 00:05:34,787 THIS IS MY THERAPY DOG, STAN. 116 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:37,575 AND IF YOU PET HIM, IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX 117 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:41,707 SO WE CAN BETTER DEAL WITH YOUR FEAR OF, UM... 118 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:42,752 DOGS. 119 00:05:48,250 --> 00:05:50,830 BUT AFTER TWO WEEKS SHE GOT COMPLETELY COMFORTABLE WITH ME. 120 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:54,666 IN FACT, TOO COMFORTABLE. OBSESSIVE, EVEN. 121 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:57,290 SHE'S AT THE WINDOW, ISN'T SHE? 122 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:01,707 COME ON, MARY. 123 00:06:02,667 --> 00:06:03,707 SORRY. 124 00:06:04,834 --> 00:06:08,044 ANYHOO, BACK TO YOUR BRAND OF NUTTINESS. 125 00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:11,495 I WAS PROBABLY JUST ANNOYED THAT MOM AND CHLOE ASKED ME TO LEAVE THE TABLE. 126 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:15,503 AS YOUR THERAPY DOG, I SUGGEST THAT YOU PEE UNDER THE TABLE A LITTLE BIT. 127 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:16,917 MARK YOUR TERRITORY. 128 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,710 IT'S A TECHNIQUE I'M HOPING TO BE KNOWN FOR SOMEDAY. 129 00:06:19,792 --> 00:06:22,542 SKINNER HAD HIS BOX, PAVLOV HAD HIS BELL, 130 00:06:22,625 --> 00:06:24,375 I HAVE MY PEE-ON-THINGS. 131 00:06:26,125 --> 00:06:29,325 OR I COULD JUST TELL THEM THE TABLE IS MY HOMEWORK SPOT 132 00:06:29,417 --> 00:06:30,377 AND I NEED THEM TO RESPECT THAT. 133 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,078 GREAT. AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK-- 134 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:33,956 STAN, I'M NOT PEEING UNDER THE TABLE. 135 00:06:34,041 --> 00:06:36,381 YOU HAVE TO WANT TO GET BETTER, AVERY! 136 00:06:43,375 --> 00:06:46,035 OOH, THE BEAST SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 137 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:48,955 OHHH. TOO BAD I'M GONNA MISS THAT. 138 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,463 WE'RE ALL OUT OF PICKLED PEPPERS. 139 00:06:50,542 --> 00:06:52,462 I'M GONNA GO PICK A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS. 140 00:06:53,417 --> 00:06:54,627 BY THE SEASHORE. 141 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:56,753 THAT'S NONSENSE. 142 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,174 I GOT A PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS RIGHT HERE! 143 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,580 ( thud ) 144 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,207 THE BEAST HAS LANDED! 145 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,827 Stan: EMILY "THE BEAST" ADAMS. 146 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:19,287 NOT MY TYPE, BUT CUTE FOR A HUMAN. 147 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,497 AND I THINK TYLER AGREES. 148 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:27,876 OH...THIS IS MY LITTLE GIRL. 149 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:29,169 THE BEAST! 150 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:31,789 HEY, I'M TYLER, 151 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,665 AND YOU DO NOT LOOK LIKE A BEAST. 152 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,420 ACTUALLY, "THE BEAST" IS FOR HOW I RIDE. 153 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:39,130 YA KNOW, I'M A REALLY GOOD RIDER MYSELF. 154 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,578 NO WAY. YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO BE ANY GOOD. 155 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:44,247 THANK YOU. BUT I CAN RIDE AS GOOD AS ANY UGLY PERSON. 156 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:47,709 MAYBE I SHOULD SHOW YOU AROUND, 157 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:49,252 IMPRESS YOU WITH MY RIDING SKILLS. 158 00:07:49,333 --> 00:07:51,003 AND I MIGHT IMPRESS YOU. 159 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:53,003 YOU ALREADY HAVE. REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE THIS? 160 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:55,460 THAT WAS IMPRESSED. 161 00:07:57,375 --> 00:07:59,665 OH, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU NEEDED THE HEIMLICH, 162 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,000 WHICH I CALL "THE HUG N' CHUCK" 163 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,543 BECAUSE IT SOUNDS MORE AMERICAN. 164 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:05,832 ANYWAY, YOU TWO KIDS GO RIDE AROUND. 165 00:08:05,917 --> 00:08:07,707 I'M JUST GONNA UNPACK THAT PECK OF PICKLED PEPPERS 166 00:08:07,792 --> 00:08:08,922 AND PUT IT IN THE PANTRY. 167 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:14,747 BEAST, WAIT FOR--- 168 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:15,884 OHH! UHH! 169 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,419 --WAIT FOR BEAUTY! 170 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,535 ( onlookers oohing ) 171 00:08:33,083 --> 00:08:34,133 YOU'RE PRETTY COOL. 172 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:36,919 AND YOU RIDE LIKE SOMEBODY WHO SHOULD HAVE SCARS ALL OVER HIS FACE 173 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,040 AND A COUPLE OF MISSING TEETH. 174 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:39,875 I'VE HIT MY HEAD A BUNCH, 175 00:08:39,959 --> 00:08:42,209 BUT NEVER REALLY HARD ENOUGH TO DO ANY REAL-- 176 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:45,419 -WHAT WAS I SAYING? -( laughing ) 177 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:47,960 YOU'RE FUNNY. THANKS FOR THE TOUR. 178 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,081 AND MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU AROUND. 179 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:51,037 YEAH, I HOPE SO. 180 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:56,131 HEY, TINY DANCER, HOW WAS YOUR RIDE? 181 00:08:56,625 --> 00:08:59,665 BEST RIDE EVER. EMILY IS AMAZING. 182 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,670 WELL, I'M GLAD YOU TWO HIT IT OFF. 183 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:04,668 YA KNOW, I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED AT FIRST WHEN YOU WANTED TO SET ME UP WITH HER-- 184 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,630 WHOA! JUMP OFF THAT VINE, TARZAN! 185 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:12,673 I THOUGHT YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG AS FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU BOTH LIKE BMX. 186 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:15,130 I WASN'T TRYING TO SET YOU UP WITH HER! 187 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:18,128 BUT YOU SAID IT'D BE GREAT IF "YOU TWO HIT IT OFF, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN," 188 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:19,128 THEN YOU WINKED. 189 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:21,788 I ALWAYS WINK WHEN I SAY "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN," 190 00:09:21,875 --> 00:09:23,035 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 191 00:09:24,959 --> 00:09:27,629 HAWK TOLD ME ABOUT YOU, HE SAID YOU WERE A PLAYER WITH THE LADIES. 192 00:09:27,709 --> 00:09:30,129 SO YOU BETTER NOT BE MAKING THE FLIRTS WITH MY DAUGHTER! 193 00:09:30,208 --> 00:09:31,828 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! 194 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,670 AND THIS IS NOT A WINK! 195 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:37,670 I JUST CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOU WITH MY WHOLE FACE! 196 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,791 SWEETIE, I LOVE THIS WHOLE INDIVIDUAL PIZZA THING 197 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,285 YOU AND MOMMY CAME UP WITH. 198 00:09:47,375 --> 00:09:49,495 IT GIVES US A CHANCE TO EXPRESS WHO WE ARE. 199 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,753 YOURS HAS NOTHING ON IT. 200 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,076 IT'S A DEEP-DISH. 201 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:54,076 IT'S ALL BUBBLING BENEATH THE SURFACE. 202 00:09:54,166 --> 00:09:56,326 HAM, PEPPERONI, OLIVE, SELF-DOUBT-- 203 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:57,827 I-I MEAN, BASIL. 204 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:01,544 ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHILE WE'RE ALL HERE 205 00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:04,245 I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THE INCIDENT THAT OCCURRED 206 00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:05,833 AT THIS VERY TABLE A SHORT WHILE BACK-- 207 00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:08,627 OH! THERE'S A BEAD ON MY PIZZA! 208 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,789 HA HA HA! A SCRAPPING BEAD! 209 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,075 IT FELL ON MY PIZZA! OH! TAKE A PICTURE! 210 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:17,792 HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA! 211 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:18,915 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 212 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:20,500 REAL-TIME SCRAPBOOKING. 213 00:10:20,583 --> 00:10:22,083 TO IMMORTALIZE THIS GREAT MEAL 214 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,376 AND ONE DAY RE-LIVE THE HILARIOUS "PIZZA BEAD" EPISODE. 215 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,458 HA HA HA HA! 216 00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:30,002 MOM, THIS EPISODE IS BARELY WORTH LIVING, 217 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:31,543 LET ALONE RE-LIVING. 218 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:33,788 AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE MEAL. 219 00:10:33,875 --> 00:10:36,785 YOU JUST PUT A BUNCH OF TOPPINGS IN BOWLS AND OPENED A JAR OF SAUCE! 220 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,285 I ACTUALLY OPENED THE SAUCE. 221 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,665 WHY DO I NEED VALIDATION FOR THAT? 222 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,833 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, AVERY? 223 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:47,417 WELL, I WAS TELLING YOU, BUT YOU WERE SO BUSY WITH YOUR LIVE SCRAPPIN' 224 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,460 AND SHODDY ADHESIVE WORK-- 225 00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:52,382 I MEAN, LOOK AT CHLOE'S GLUE JOB. IT'S ALL LUMPS. 226 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:54,458 WELL, TAMMY SAID USE A DAB. 227 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,794 BUT WHAT'S A DAB? A LITTLE OR A LOT? 228 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:58,035 I DON'T KNOW! 229 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,880 AVERY, IF THIS HOW YOU'RE GONNA BEHAVE, 230 00:11:00,959 --> 00:11:02,669 YOU CAN LEAVE THIS TABLE AND GO TO YOUR ROOM. 231 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,460 OH, PERFECT. KICK ME OFF THE TABLE AGAIN. 232 00:11:05,542 --> 00:11:08,422 MAYBE THIS TIME I'LL JUST TAKE IT WITH ME. 233 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:14,535 I SAID "MAYBE"! 234 00:11:21,250 --> 00:11:22,830 WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THIS BEFORE I LAY DOWN? 235 00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:25,833 STAN, I NEED YOUR HELP. 236 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:29,207 IT'S ABOUT EMILY. THE BEAST? WHO IT TURNS OUT IS GORGEOUS. 237 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,171 CALLED IT! 238 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:34,170 WHY DON'T YOU STEP INTO MY OFFICE AND WE'LL DISCUSS IT. 239 00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,167 JUST A FEW RULES: 240 00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:39,420 YOU MIGHT FEEL THE URGE TO PET ME. 241 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:41,915 DON'T. THAT'S CALLED TRANSFERENCE. 242 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,750 IF YOU NEED COMFORTING YOU CAN PET MY THERAPY MONKEY, ROBERT. 243 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:48,667 BUT PLEASE, DO NOT PUT HIM IN YOUR MOUTH, 244 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,540 BECAUSE THEN I'LL HAVE TO BARK AT YOU AND IT'LL UNDERMINE THE PROCESS 245 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:55,075 BY REMINDING YOU THAT DOGS ARE NOT THERAPISTS. 246 00:11:56,041 --> 00:11:57,001 NOW, THEN-- 247 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,923 YA KNOW WHAT? I'M GOOD. 248 00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,540 OHH! ROBERT! 249 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:04,463 I'LL JUST STAY AWAY FROM EMILY. 250 00:12:04,542 --> 00:12:05,752 EASIER SAID THAN DONE. 251 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:07,924 YOU NEED SOME BEHAVIORAL THERAPY TOOLS. 252 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000 LIKE WHAT? 253 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,750 STAY AWAY FROM EMILY! 254 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:19,792 OH, MAN SHE'S HERE. 255 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,665 SHE'S SO CUTE. DON'T THINK LIKE THAT! 256 00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:25,668 HEY, YOU'RE BACK. 257 00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,168 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY IT SUPER CASUAL. 258 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:29,290 I LIKE YOU TOO. 259 00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:31,075 YOU GOT ALL THAT FROM "HEY, YOU'RE BACK"? 260 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,826 THAT AND THE FACT THAT YOU SAID, "SHE'S SO CUTE, DON'T THINK LIKE THAT," 261 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,627 AND HIT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A NEWSPAPER. 262 00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:38,075 THE BEAST! 263 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,626 DID YOU TELL TYLER THE NEWS? 264 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:40,829 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO. 265 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:42,460 HEY, TYLER, GUESS WHAT? 266 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:43,672 I'M GONNA BE WORKING HERE WITH YOU. 267 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,423 SWEET! 268 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:49,961 YOU KNOW, SO SHE CAN HAVE MONEY FOR INCIDENTALS 269 00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:51,671 OR INCIDENTS THAT REQUIRE DENTAL. 270 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,083 AS FOR YOUR DENTAL PLAN... 271 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:56,825 IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR TEETH, 272 00:12:56,917 --> 00:12:59,247 YOU'LL KEEP THINGS PROFESSIONAL BETWEEN YOU AND EMILY. 273 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:02,383 AND BRUSH AND FLOSS REGULARLY. 274 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,165 ALL RIGHT, YOU HEARD WHAT YOUR MOM SAID. 275 00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,580 THIS JOB MEANS A LOT TO ME, AND I DON'T WANT TO MESS THAT UP. 276 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,170 SO WE HAVE TO KEEP OUR DISTANCE, BECAUSE IT'S GETTING PRETTY HOT IN HERE. 277 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:16,920 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LEANING ON THE GRILL. 278 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:17,830 OH. 279 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:20,634 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE JUST HAVE TO GET TO WORK 280 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:22,079 AND START MAKING THE BURGERS. 281 00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,076 NOT THE FLIRTS. 282 00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,036 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? 283 00:13:26,208 --> 00:13:28,998 ♪ OOH OOH OOH ♪ 284 00:13:30,083 --> 00:13:32,423 ♪ OOH OOH OOH ♪ 285 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,580 WHOA! 286 00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:34,877 I TOLD HER THIS WAS WRONG! 287 00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:37,960 WELL, OF COURSE IT'S WRONG. 288 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:40,581 THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE PATTIES! 289 00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:44,877 YA GOTTA SLAP THAT MEAT LIKE IT PINCHED YOUR HEINIE AND CALLED YOU LEONA! 290 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:47,081 LET ME SHOW YA HOW. 291 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:50,576 OH, I'M SORRY, I SWEATED OFF MOST OF MY DEODORANT BEFORE I GOT TO WORK. 292 00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,463 ♪ OOH OOH OOH ♪ 293 00:13:57,417 --> 00:13:59,377 THIS ISN'T WORKING. WE'RE FLIRTING TOO MUCH. 294 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:00,328 GATOR'S GONNA SEE. 295 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,330 I THINK ONE OF US IS GONNA HAVE TO QUIT. 296 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:05,577 OR WE COULD JUST START DATING AND KEEP IT A SECRET. 297 00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,421 Gator: NOT ON MY WATCH. 298 00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,457 I GOT MUSTARD ON MY WATCH. 299 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,632 SO AVERY HATES ME ALL OF A SUDDEN AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 300 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:24,829 OKAY, WELL, THIS KIND OF PUTS ME IN AN AWKWARD POSITION. 301 00:14:24,917 --> 00:14:27,917 YOU SEE, AVERY IS ALSO ONE OF MY PATIENTS. 302 00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,079 OH, GOOD. I'M GLAD SHE'S GETTING HELP. 303 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,420 THE ONLY ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU IS: BE EXTRA NICE TO AVERY. 304 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,130 DROP A DEAD BIRD AT HER FEET. 305 00:14:37,208 --> 00:14:38,668 AND IT THAT DOESN'T WORK, 306 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:41,170 SCRATCH UNDER HER CHIN, BEHIND HER EAR, 307 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,460 MAYBE A LITTLE BIT ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD. 308 00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:47,325 -( knocking ) -OH. 309 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:48,787 MY FIVE-THIRTY IS HERE. 310 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,495 THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE IT FOR TODAY. 311 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,633 ALL RIGHT. THANKS, STAN. 312 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:55,582 SO DO YOU HAVE ANY DEAD BIRDS I COULD MAYBE... 313 00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,577 YEAH, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. 314 00:14:57,667 --> 00:14:59,997 I KINDA NEED ALL THE ONES I HAVE. 315 00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:04,328 STAN, I'M HAVING MAJOR ISSUES WITH EMILY. 316 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:05,877 STAY AWAY FROM EMILY! 317 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,745 I'VE BEEN DOING THAT. IT DOESN'T WORK. 318 00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,666 HAVE YOU TRIED THE SUNDAY EDITION? 319 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,790 EMILY WANTS TO DATE AND KEEP IT A SECRET, 320 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,205 BUT HER MOM THINKS I'M A PLAYER. 321 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:21,421 WELL, HER MOM HAS A POINT. YOU ARE KIND OF A PLAYER. 322 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,250 -HA HA! -OH, YEAH! 323 00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:24,673 NO! I MEAN, NOT WITH THIS GIRL. 324 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,960 NO, EMILY'S DIFFERENT. SHE'S LIKE THE GIRL ME. 325 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:30,251 I WOULDN'T PLAY MY GIRL SELF. 326 00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,543 I WOULD TREAT HER LIKE THE LADY SHE IS. 327 00:15:32,625 --> 00:15:34,285 WELL, THEN JUST TELL HER MOM THAT. 328 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:36,745 I MEAN, NOT ABOUT TREATING YOUR GIRL SELF LIKE A LADY, 329 00:15:36,834 --> 00:15:39,294 BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS. 330 00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:43,789 BUT TELL HER THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THAT WAY WITH HER DAUGHTER. 331 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:44,825 OKAY? 332 00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,957 AND I WILL NOT BE THAT WAY WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 333 00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:49,631 WELL, I RESPECT YOU FOR BEING UP FRONT WITH ME. 334 00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,039 AND TO SHOW YOU MY GRATITUDE, 335 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:53,325 I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A TEN-MINUTE HEAD START. 336 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:55,707 -GO. -YOU'RE SO FUNNY. 337 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:56,672 THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT-- 338 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,170 -GO!!!! -AAAH! 339 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,331 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 340 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:10,707 STAN SAID THIS WOULD HELP. 341 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,172 WELL, IT'S NOT. 342 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:13,830 HE HAD ONE OTHER SUGGESTION. 343 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,463 WHAT IS THAT? 344 00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,245 MY OLD GOLDFISH, RALPH SKIMMERSCOOTER. 345 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,793 STAN WOULDN'T GIVE ME ONE OF HIS DEAD BIRDS, SO I DUG UP RALPH. 346 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:22,745 WE GOOD? 347 00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,501 CHLOE, THAT IS DISGUSTING. 348 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:27,883 YOU DON'T DIG UP YOUR PETS. 349 00:16:27,959 --> 00:16:29,829 I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE. 350 00:16:29,917 --> 00:16:31,077 IT'S NOT NICE. 351 00:16:31,917 --> 00:16:33,037 WELL, YOU'RE NOT NICE. 352 00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,375 -I DON'T APPRECIATE HAVING DEAD ANIMALS... -THAT IS SO RUDE... 353 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,668 -( both yelling ) -WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 354 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,750 GIRLS, WHAT'S GOING ON? 355 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,544 CHLOE IS BEING DRAMATIC. 356 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:43,035 PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH YOU TOO MUCH. 357 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,285 AVERY, THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR MOTHER. 358 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:47,325 YOU SHOULDA HEARD HOW SHE WAS TALKING TO RALPH! 359 00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:48,955 RALPH! 360 00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:51,535 ( both yelling ) 361 00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:53,825 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. 362 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,207 WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING? AVERY, WHAT'S WITH THE ATTITUDE? 363 00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,381 BENNETT, PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE. 364 00:16:57,458 --> 00:17:00,418 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. MY OFFICE. NOW. 365 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:04,080 I THOUGHT I SENSED SOME TENSION AROUND THE HOUSE. 366 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:08,576 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL INTERVENTION. 367 00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,377 Stan: ARE YOU POACHING MY CLIENTS? 368 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,128 I KNEW I SHOULDA PEED ON THEM! 369 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,580 SO, WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE GROUP THERAPY SESSION. 370 00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:18,707 CHLOE, YOU START. 371 00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:20,922 WELL, I WAS JUST GETTING MY SCRAPBOOK ON, 372 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 AND THEN AVERY TOOK MY HAIR CLIP. 373 00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,793 Bennett and Stan: AND HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 374 00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,245 I DON'T KNOW. SAD, I GUESS. 375 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,880 IT'S JUST A STUPID CLIP, BUT YOU GAVE IT TO ME, AVERY, 376 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,080 SO IT WAS SPECIAL. 377 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:37,575 CHLOE, I-- 378 00:17:37,667 --> 00:17:41,287 SWEETIE. WE CAN GO TO TAMMY'S AND CRAFT A NEW CLIP, 379 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,577 HAVE A LITTLE "E" AND "C" TIME. 380 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,247 OH, BARF IN MY MOUTH! 381 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:48,497 ALL YOU'VE BEEN HAVING IS "E" AND "C" TIME! 382 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:52,173 YOU GO TO THE MALL TOGETHER, THE STORE, YOU HELP HER OUT AT SCHOOL. 383 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:55,250 I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF ADULT SPENDS SO MUCH TIME WITH A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD? 384 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,075 A MOTHER, AVERY. WELL, YOU WERE MY MOTHER FIRST. 385 00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:03,455 I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 386 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,670 Both: THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A BREAKTHROUGH. 387 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:14,378 COME ON, CHLOE. I THINK YOUR MOMMY AND AVERY 388 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,328 NEED A LITTLE "E" AND "A" TIME. 389 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:18,957 YOU AND I CAN HAVE SOME "B" AND "C" TIME. 390 00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:21,581 DON'T TALK LIKE A SCRAPPER IF YOU'RE NOT A SCRAPPER. 391 00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:24,955 IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS THAT MAKE THOSE FOUR MINUTES 392 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,041 I SPENT MAKING MY FAKE DIPLOMA 393 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:28,075 ALL WORTH IT. 394 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,246 COME ON, STAN. 395 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:34,628 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 396 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:43,126 LOOK AT YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE AN ITTY-BITTY BUG. 397 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,746 I JUST WANTED TO PIN YOU TO A BOARD AND HANG YOU ON A WALL. 398 00:18:48,834 --> 00:18:51,924 YOU ALWAYS KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY-- IF NOT HOW TO SAY IT. 399 00:18:54,291 --> 00:18:55,921 THAT'S WHY I STARTED SCRAPBOOKING, 400 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,580 TO REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE AND NEEDED ME. 401 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,828 THOSE WERE SOME OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE. 402 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,882 YOU KNOW, I'M... 403 00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:06,919 ALWAYS TRYING TO BE SO INDEPENDENT AND MATURE. 404 00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:09,423 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 405 00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:12,041 SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS... 406 00:19:12,667 --> 00:19:15,457 JUST A LITTLE KID AGAIN, AND I HAD MY MOM. 407 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,170 OH, SWEETIE! 408 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,247 YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR MOM! 409 00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:21,174 ALWAYS! 410 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:25,633 WHY DON'T WE GO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER? JUST YOU AND ME. 411 00:19:25,709 --> 00:19:26,749 I WOULD LOVE THAT. 412 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,785 BUT FIRST, I HAVE TO RETURN THIS HAIR CLIP TO CHLOE. 413 00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,035 THAT'S SWEET, HONEY. 414 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,165 AND THEN WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO TO THE MALL AND DO A LITTLE SHOPPING? 415 00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,080 OH, THAT'D BE GREAT. 416 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:38,826 WE SHOULD GO TO ONE OF YOUR OLD LADY PLACES. 417 00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:39,957 I DON'T WANT MY FRIENDS TO SEE ME. 418 00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,252 I KNOW SHE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE. 419 00:19:45,959 --> 00:19:47,209 HEY, TYLER. 420 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,291 DAD, I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW 421 00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:51,245 THAT EVERYTHING I AM IS BECAUSE OF YOU. 422 00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:52,833 DO NOT PIN THAT ON ME. 423 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,325 AND MOM, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT-- 424 00:19:57,875 --> 00:19:58,875 AAAH! 425 00:20:01,041 --> 00:20:02,751 WHAT? IS SOMETHING ON MY FACE? 426 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,004 IN MY NOSE? DO I HAVE A DANGLER? 427 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:08,537 GATOR'S COME FOR ME. I'VE GOT TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 428 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,575 I CAN BITE HER. 429 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,707 AS A THERAPIST I COULD BE SUED, 430 00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,332 BUT AS A DOG I COULD BE MUZZLED. 431 00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,252 I BETTER BITE HER AS A THERAPIST. 432 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:17,789 NO NEED, STAN. 433 00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,205 I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. 434 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:20,792 AAH! 435 00:20:21,417 --> 00:20:22,877 I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU. 436 00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:26,751 I WAS LOOKING IN THE WINDOW TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T GET THE WRONG HOUSE AGAIN. 437 00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,044 SCARED A COUPLE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS, 438 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:30,575 -( siren approaches ) -TRIPPED A COUPLE OF ALARMS. 439 00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:31,957 WELL, IT TOOK 'EM LONG ENOUGH. 440 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,381 I COULD HAVE CLEANED THAT PLACE OUT AND TAKEN A BATH. 441 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:39,036 THE POINT IT, WHEN I GOT HERE AND I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOWS, 442 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,535 I OVERHEARD YOUR MOM AND SISTER 443 00:20:40,625 --> 00:20:43,245 TALKING ABOUT GIRLS GROWING UP AND GETTING INDEPENDENT, 444 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:47,333 AND I REALIZED THAT EMILY IS NOT GOING TO BE MY LITTLE GIRL FOREVER. 445 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:50,827 I HAVE TO HER MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS ABOUT WHO TO DATE. 446 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:51,997 THANKS, GATOR. 447 00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,672 ( voice breaking ) YOU CAN CALL ME "MOM." 448 00:20:56,625 --> 00:20:58,035 YOU CAN USE OUR BATH. 449 00:20:58,875 --> 00:20:59,785 PLEASE. 450 00:21:03,542 --> 00:21:04,462 ANYONE SEEING THIS? 451 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:06,252 ANYONE GONNA, YOU KNOW, DO ANYTHING? 452 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,793 NO? YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET THIS HAPPEN? 453 00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:10,131 NOTHING? NOBODY? HELLO? 454 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,633 WELL, MARY EVENTUALLY BROUGHT ME BACK HOME. 455 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:18,459 DESPITE MY BEST EFFORTS, I COULD NOT GET HER TO BE AFRAID OF DOGS AGAIN. 456 00:21:18,959 --> 00:21:20,629 GOOD THING SHE'S AFRAID OF CLOWNS. 457 00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,788 SORRY I TRACKED MUD IN THE HOUSE EARLIER. 458 00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:30,882 OOPS. OKAY, CHLOE, 459 00:21:30,959 --> 00:21:33,789 YOU HAVE TO STOP DROPPING DEAD ANIMALS BY PEOPLE. 460 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,955 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S DINNER, SWEETIE. 461 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:38,001 NOW PLEASE PICK UP THAT CHICKEN AND RINSE IT OFF. 462 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:41,247 I'M NOT EATING THIS. IT'S BEEN ON THE FLOOR. 463 00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:47,377 WHERE DID SHE GET THE IDEA TO DROP DEAD ANIMALS AT PEOPLE'S FEET? 464 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:50,918 MY FAULT. I'M SORRY. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS APOLOGY RAT. 465 00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:52,997 AAH! AAH! 466 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,213 OOPS, I GUESS IT WASN'T REALLY DEAD. 467 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,788 JUST AS WELL. I WASN'T REALLY SORRY. 468 00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,375 ( music playing ) 469 00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:02,290 ( boing ) 35462

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