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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,834 --> 00:00:04,714 SORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN A WHILE. 2 00:00:04,792 --> 00:00:07,292 I'VE BEEN SO BUSY PLAYING THAT NEW VIDEO GAME 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:08,825 "REALM OF THE TOWER." 4 00:00:08,917 --> 00:00:11,707 THAT'S ME! I'M A FIRE ELF! 5 00:00:11,792 --> 00:00:15,132 VERY DIFFERENT FROM A CHRISTMAS ELF-- I KILL STUFF! 6 00:00:16,083 --> 00:00:18,883 I'VE BEEN PLAYING ONLINE WITH MY NEW BEST FRIEND KILGORE. 7 00:00:18,959 --> 00:00:21,709 IT'S SO COOL... HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M A DOG! 8 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:23,252 ( laughs ) YEAH! 9 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:26,883 ALL RIGHT, KILGORE, LET'S WIN THIS BATTLE AND GET OUT OF THE FOREST. 10 00:00:26,959 --> 00:00:29,129 ALL THESE TREES ARE MAKING ME WANT TO PEE. 11 00:00:29,208 --> 00:00:31,128 -UH, WHAT? -I MEAN, 12 00:00:31,208 --> 00:00:33,168 NOT LIKE A DOG, I MEAN, I-I'M NOT A DOG. 13 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:36,920 I'M A NORMAL PERSON... WHO PEES ON TREES! 14 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:41,165 STAN, TYLER IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 15 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,290 HE KEEPS TAGGING THE ART WALL IN MY ROOM! 16 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:46,455 NO MATTER WHAT I DRAW, HE ADDS A HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE TO IT. 17 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:50,917 ( giggling ) 18 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,880 -ARE YOU KIDDING ME? -I KNOW, RIGHT? 19 00:00:53,959 --> 00:00:56,749 I JUST WISH SOMEONE AROUND HERE WOULD APPRECIATE ART. 20 00:00:56,834 --> 00:00:58,214 YOU'RE LOSING THE BATTLE! 21 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:00,541 YOU'RE TELLING ME. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 22 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:02,955 THROW HIM INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF RONDOR! 23 00:01:04,375 --> 00:01:06,325 HAVE YOU HEARD A SINGLE WORD I'VE SAID? 24 00:01:06,417 --> 00:01:09,287 OF COURSE. THROW TYLER INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF RONDOR. 25 00:01:10,917 --> 00:01:14,207 CAN'T FIND A FLAMING PIT, JUST FILL HIS PILLOWCASE WITH WHIPPED CREAM. 26 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,880 WHIPPED CREAM IN THE PILLOWCASE. THAT'S MESSY AND IMMATURE. 27 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:20,079 I LOVE IT! 28 00:01:21,458 --> 00:01:22,958 STAN, ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THAT GAME? 29 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,541 YOU'VE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR WEEKS NOW. 30 00:01:24,625 --> 00:01:26,705 HOLD ON A SEC, KILGORE. 31 00:01:26,792 --> 00:01:30,962 FIRST OF ALL, CALL ME BY MY AVATAR NAME-- "POODLE LOVER 152." 32 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,253 I'M PRETTY SURE THE OTHER 151 33 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:36,173 DON'T LOVE POODLES THE WAY I LOVE POODLES. 34 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:39,540 SO, ARE THESE THE CREATURES YOU GET TO FIGHT IN BATTLE? 35 00:01:39,625 --> 00:01:42,575 YEAH. I GET TO DROP CAVE TROLLS AND ICE TROLLS 36 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:45,037 AND THE SURPRISINGLY VICIOUS OCTO-BUNNY. 37 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,705 THE BEST PART IS, MY BATTLE BUDDY KILGORE 38 00:01:48,792 --> 00:01:50,332 DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M A DOG. 39 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:52,332 HUH? 40 00:01:52,417 --> 00:01:54,537 UH, I THINK HE DOES NOW. 41 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:57,875 I MEAN, A-- A DOG WITH THE LADIES. 42 00:01:57,959 --> 00:02:01,169 ( howling ) 43 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,960 ( theme music playing ) 44 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,211 I THINK WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 45 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:25,291 IT'S TOO TIGHT. 46 00:02:25,375 --> 00:02:26,995 IT'S STRETCHING MY FACE. 47 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,833 I LOOK LIKE AUNT MARY AFTER HER VACATION. 48 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:34,575 SWEETIE, YOU NEED TO LOOK GOOD FOR YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE ON THURSDAY. 49 00:02:34,667 --> 00:02:37,457 DON'T WANT ANOTHER DISASTER LIKE LAST YEAR, DO WE? 50 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,289 THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE A PICTURE OF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD. 51 00:02:42,792 --> 00:02:44,832 DON'T YOU WANT TO HAVE A NICE SCHOOL PICTURE, 52 00:02:44,917 --> 00:02:46,707 LIKE TYLER AND AVERY? 53 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,882 TYLER! 54 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,833 ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY. 55 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:56,418 MOMMY, STOP. MY HAIR DOESN'T LIKE THIS. 56 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,920 WELL, WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL ON PICTURE DAY, 57 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:00,540 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD 58 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,915 NOT TO LET THE RED MONSTER TAKE OVER. 59 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,833 WHAT DID YOU DO?! 60 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:09,956 I TRIED TO TELL YOU... THE HAIR WANTS WHAT IT WANTS. 61 00:03:11,417 --> 00:03:13,747 IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK GOOD, GET MY EARS PIERCED. 62 00:03:13,834 --> 00:03:15,964 YOUR EARS PIERCED? WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? 63 00:03:16,041 --> 00:03:18,081 MY FRIEND JULIE GOT HER EARS PIERCED. 64 00:03:18,166 --> 00:03:21,036 JULIE'S PARENTS... AND YOU CAN NEVER SAY THIS TO ANYONE, 65 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:23,955 IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET... ARE STUPID-HEADS. 66 00:03:24,041 --> 00:03:26,631 YOU'LL GET YOUR EARS PIERCED WHEN YOU'RE TEN, LIKE AVERY DID. 67 00:03:26,709 --> 00:03:28,379 CAN'T WE JUST SAY I'M TEN? 68 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,208 YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE 32. 69 00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:33,751 NOW YOU CAN GET THEM PIERCED WHEN YOU'RE 12. 70 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:39,333 STAN, IS DADDY IN THE OFFICE? 71 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:41,917 YEAH, I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO GO OUT SO I CAN DROP A TROLL. 72 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:46,170 DON'T WAIT TOO LONG-- YOU'LL GET A TUMMYACHE. 73 00:03:47,959 --> 00:03:49,999 DADDY, CAN I GET MY EARS PIERCED? 74 00:03:50,083 --> 00:03:53,963 OH! MY LITTLE GIRL IS GROWING UP. 75 00:03:54,041 --> 00:03:57,131 TODAY YOU WANT TO GET YOUR EARS PIERCED, 76 00:03:57,208 --> 00:04:01,038 SOON YOU'RE GONNA BE TOO OLD FOR A NECKIE-WECKIE. 77 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,130 I'M ALREADY TOO OLD FOR THAT. 78 00:04:05,208 --> 00:04:08,288 WOW. BEFORE LONG, YOU'RE GONNA BE 79 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:10,875 A NOTED CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST LIKE YOUR DADDY 80 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,919 WITH A DIPLOMA LIKE THAT ON YOUR WALL-- 81 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,250 TYLER! 82 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,250 SO, CAN I GET MY EARS PIERCED? 83 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:20,043 OF COURSE, PRINCESS. 84 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,705 YAY! WHOO-HOO! 85 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:23,332 OH, PRINCESS. 86 00:04:23,417 --> 00:04:24,877 KING. 87 00:04:25,959 --> 00:04:27,749 QUEEN. 88 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,834 WAIT! CHLOES! 89 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:31,877 HOLD ON, CHLOE. 90 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:33,289 AH-AH-AH-AH. 91 00:04:33,375 --> 00:04:35,825 SWEETHEART, BY ANY CHANCE 92 00:04:35,917 --> 00:04:38,787 DID YOU ASK MOMMY ABOUT GETTING YOUR EARS PIERCED? 93 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,705 -YES. -AND WHAT DID MOMMY SAY? 94 00:04:41,792 --> 00:04:43,252 SHE SAID NO. 95 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:47,036 CHLOE, I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED. 96 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:48,625 ME TOO! 97 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:51,079 MOMMY'S BEING SO MEAN. 98 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:54,126 NO, HONEY, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 99 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:57,878 YOU CAN'T PLAY MOM AND ME AGAINST EACH OTHER LIKE THAT. 100 00:04:57,959 --> 00:05:00,789 WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE. WE SPEAK WITH ONE VOICE. 101 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,785 THEN HOW COME WE ALWAYS DO WHAT MOMMY SAYS? 102 00:05:02,875 --> 00:05:05,705 BECAUSE THAT'S THE VOICE WE SPEAK WITH. 103 00:05:06,291 --> 00:05:10,251 DOES THAT MEAN MOMMY'S LIKE THE MAN IN THE FAMILY? 104 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:13,423 NO, HONEY. YOUR MOM IS ALL WOMAN. 105 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,785 OOH! GREAT BATTLE, KILGORE! 106 00:05:24,875 --> 00:05:26,875 YEAH! AWESOME, POODLE LOVER. 107 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,039 HEY, I GOTTA GO DO MY HOMEWORK. 108 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:30,625 I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 109 00:05:30,709 --> 00:05:33,209 WE HUMANS AND OUR CRAZY AMOUNTS OF HOMEWORK 110 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:36,251 AND OUR WALKING ON TWO LEGS-- WACKY STUFF! 111 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,745 -HEY, TALKING TO KILGORE AGAIN? -YEAH, 112 00:05:41,834 --> 00:05:44,544 AND IT TURNS OUT HE LIVES IN PASADENA, TOO. 113 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:45,785 WE'RE MEETING AT THE PARK 114 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,375 FOR "THE REALM OF THE TOWER" GAME-PLAYERS GATHERING. 115 00:05:48,458 --> 00:05:51,628 IT'S PART OF THEIR "GET A LITTLE SUN" INITIATIVE. 116 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:54,460 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE OVERLOOKING SOMETHING? 117 00:05:54,542 --> 00:05:56,882 NO. THERE'LL BE UMBRELLA HATS FOR THE REALLY PALE KIDS. 118 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,714 WHAT ABOUT FOR THE TALKING DOGS? 119 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:03,792 OH, MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT! 120 00:06:03,875 --> 00:06:05,375 AND I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD 121 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,918 TO GETTING TO MEET KILGORE PROPERLY, YA KNOW? 122 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,040 LICK HIS FACE, SNIFF HIS BUTT... 123 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:12,883 HEY! I COULD GO WITH YOU! 124 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:14,999 YOU WANT TO LICK HIS FACE AND SNIFF HIS BUTT? 125 00:06:16,333 --> 00:06:19,003 NO, NO. I MEAN, I'LL PRETEND LIKE I'M THE ONE 126 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:20,883 WHO'S BEEN PLAYING THE GAME AS "POODLE LOVER." 127 00:06:20,959 --> 00:06:23,959 MOM CAN TAKE US TO THE PARK, YOU CAN COME WITH ME AS MY DOG 128 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:25,831 AND MEET HIM IN THE REAL WORLD, LIKE YOU WANT. 129 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:28,827 BUT HOW CAN YOU BE ME? WHEN I PLAY, I HAVE THE VOICE OF 130 00:06:28,917 --> 00:06:31,327 ( lowers voice ) A BRAWNY, MACHO BARBARIAN-- 131 00:06:31,417 --> 00:06:33,787 AS THE NAME "POODLE LOVER" IMPLIES. 132 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:35,785 UH...OOH! 133 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,875 WHAT IF I SAY THAT I USE A VOICE MODIFIER 134 00:06:37,959 --> 00:06:40,459 SO THE BOYS AREN'T EMBARRASSED WHEN THEY LOSE TO A GIRL? 135 00:06:40,542 --> 00:06:44,212 WELL, THE FEMINIST AGENDA IS A BIT GRATUITOUS, BUT OKAY. 136 00:06:44,291 --> 00:06:46,291 HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY? 137 00:06:47,417 --> 00:06:50,287 YOU'LL TELL ME. IT'LL BE LIKE YOU'RE LIVING THROUGH ME. 138 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:53,705 I'LL BE...YOUR REAL-WORLD AVATAR. 139 00:06:53,792 --> 00:06:56,382 YES! IF YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE WORLD THROUGH MY EYES, 140 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:57,828 YOU GOTTA LIVE LIKE A DOG-- 141 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,707 EAT, SLEEP AND BREATHE LIKE A DOG. 142 00:07:00,792 --> 00:07:02,582 YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO, OKAY? 143 00:07:02,667 --> 00:07:04,747 LESSON ONE: GET OFF THE COUCH! 144 00:07:04,834 --> 00:07:06,384 PERFECT. YOU'RE READY. 145 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:10,961 Chloe (chanting): I WANT MY EARS PIERCED! 146 00:07:11,041 --> 00:07:14,291 I WANT MY EARS PIERCED! I WANT MY EARS PIERCED! 147 00:07:14,375 --> 00:07:15,785 I WANT MY EARS PIERCED-- 148 00:07:15,875 --> 00:07:18,415 CHLOE! A TANTRUM IS NOT GOING TO WORK! 149 00:07:18,500 --> 00:07:21,040 THAT'S HOW YOU GOT EARRINGS. 150 00:07:21,834 --> 00:07:23,794 YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR EARS PIERCED. 151 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,875 DADDY AND I MADE UP OUR MINDS, AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. 152 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,540 I WANT MY EARS PIERCED! 153 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,625 I WANT MY EARS PIERCED... 154 00:07:31,709 --> 00:07:33,329 NOT SO FAST! 155 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,830 BENNETT, SHE'S THROWING A TANTRUM. 156 00:07:36,917 --> 00:07:38,577 WELL, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT EARRINGS. 157 00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:42,455 YOU'RE THE CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST-- DO SOMETHING. 158 00:07:42,542 --> 00:07:44,422 WELL, I COULD REFER HER TO MY ARTICLE 159 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:47,880 "FROM PIERCED EARS TO LIP PLATES: A SLIPPERY SLOPE." 160 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,500 DO SOMETHING ELSE. 161 00:07:50,583 --> 00:07:53,583 -I WANT MY EARS PIERCED!... -CHLOE, COME HERE. 162 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:55,077 SHH! LISTEN. 163 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:58,416 IT IS TIME FOR THE LIPPER ZIPPER. 164 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:01,040 NOW, YOU WANT TO UNZIP YOUR LIPS, 165 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:02,205 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THE KEY! 166 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:05,461 THAT'S VERY SMART. 167 00:08:05,542 --> 00:08:08,462 SMARTER THAN YOU THINK-- I STILL GOT THE KEY. 168 00:08:09,208 --> 00:08:10,958 WELL, AT LEAST I BOUGHT US SOME TIME. 169 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,881 YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA LET THIS GO. 170 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:14,879 WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO DISTRACT HER 171 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:16,419 SO SHE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. 172 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:17,920 I'D DO IT, BUT I PROMISED AVERY 173 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,290 I'D TAKE HER TO SOME VIDEO GAME THING IN THE PARK. 174 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,665 I CAN'T TAKE CHLOE. I HAVE PATIENTS. 175 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:24,460 WELL, I HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE, 176 00:08:24,542 --> 00:08:26,382 TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY THAT CLEVER WORDPLAY 177 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:27,918 ENOUGH TO SAY, "GOOD ONE, ELLEN." 178 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:29,883 GOOD ONE, ELLEN. 179 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,789 SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO KEEP CHLOE ENTERTAINED THIS AFTERNOON. 180 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:34,875 NOT SO FAST! 181 00:08:34,959 --> 00:08:36,499 OH, YOU'RE GOOD. 182 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,503 MOM AND DAD SAID I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU. 183 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,883 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 184 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:45,079 HMMMMM! UMM-MMM! 185 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,377 OH. I WANT TO GET MY EARS PIERCED. 186 00:08:52,458 --> 00:08:54,878 -DID YOU ASK MOM AND DAD? -YES. 187 00:08:54,959 --> 00:08:56,039 COOL! LET'S GO. 188 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,919 WOW! IT'S GREAT TO SEE KIDS GETTING OFF THE COMPUTER 189 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,290 AND OUT OF THE HOUSE... 190 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:12,705 TO GET RIGHT BACK ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN. 191 00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:14,882 HEY! I THINK THAT'S THE FRIEND I'M MEETING. 192 00:09:14,959 --> 00:09:17,039 -HOW DO YOU KNOW? -THAT'S MY AVATAR NAME. 193 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:18,705 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED POODLES. 194 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:20,582 APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T READY MY DIARY. 195 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:22,877 -NO, I HAVE. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE-- -AHA! 196 00:09:23,375 --> 00:09:24,745 HMM. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU NEED ME, 197 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:26,964 I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 198 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:29,041 OOH. JUST STAY AWAY FROM THAT KID. 199 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,785 OH, SHE'S NOT PART OF THE GAME. 200 00:09:30,875 --> 00:09:32,495 THAT'S "ANGRY TINA." SHE'S REALLY NICE. 201 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,331 "FRIENDLY TEDDY" HAD IT COMING. 202 00:09:36,417 --> 00:09:37,877 DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU. 203 00:09:39,125 --> 00:09:42,375 LET'S MEET KILGORE! LET'S MEET KILGORE! 204 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,958 (sobbing) LET'S MEET KILGORE! 205 00:09:45,041 --> 00:09:47,251 ALL RIGHT, BUT WE GOTTA PLAY IT COOL. 206 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:49,543 I'M COOL, BABY. 207 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:51,955 OKAY. I'VE GOT THE EAR PIECE IN. 208 00:09:52,041 --> 00:09:53,921 Stan (over transmitter): IS THIS COSTUME HIDING MY MOUTH AND HEADSET? 209 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,040 YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT COSTUME, ANYWAY? 210 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:59,745 I MADE IT WITH SOME MATERIAL I FOUND AROUND THE HOUSE. 211 00:09:59,834 --> 00:10:02,334 I'M OFF TO MY SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT. 212 00:10:02,417 --> 00:10:03,997 SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT. 213 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,132 COME ON, LET'S GO. 214 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:12,458 -UM, EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU KILGORE? -YEAH. 215 00:10:12,542 --> 00:10:15,252 -WHO ARE YOU? -I'M POODLE LOVER 152. 216 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:19,133 OH! YOU'RE A GIRL! SEE, NOW THAT NAME MAKES SENSE. 217 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:20,498 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 218 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,420 BUT ONLINE, YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE... 219 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,750 A BRAWNY, MACHO BARBARIAN? 220 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,785 THAT'S THE SETTING I USE ON MY VOICE MODIFIER. 221 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:32,785 I COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THAT AND AN AMAZON WARRIOR PRINCESS. 222 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,745 AY-YI-YI-YI-YI- YI-YI-YI-YI-YI! 223 00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,084 YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE. 224 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,626 SO, IS IT A PROBLEM THAT I'M A GIRL? 225 00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:43,079 UH, NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF COOL. 226 00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:47,039 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOIN' IN FOR A SNIFF. 227 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,375 ( sniffing ) 228 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:51,248 WHOA! C-CONTROL YOUR DOG! 229 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,583 I'M SORRY, HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 230 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,877 I DIDN'T GET A GOOD WHIFF! 231 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:55,999 YOU'RE SCARING HIM AWAY. 232 00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,383 JUST STAND TO THE SIDE AND FEED ME YOUR QUESTIONS. 233 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,958 FINE, JUST DO ME A SOLID AND SNIFF HIS BUTT. 234 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,711 I GOTS TO KNOW! 235 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,170 I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE WITH YOUR FREE SAMPLES, 236 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750 BUT I'M A SAVVY CONSUMER. 237 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,955 YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA HOOK ME ON YOUR PRODUCT 238 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,711 AND GET ME TO BUY SOMETHING I DON'T NEED. 239 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,498 I WILL, HOWEVER, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR OFFER FOR A TASTE. 240 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,577 WOW! OH, MY--! 241 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,575 THAT'S GOOD, THANKS. I'LL TAKE THIS TOO. 242 00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,328 REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE AMBUSHED BY THE DREAM WINJIN GUILD 243 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,457 AND THEY STOLE OUR RING OF DESHERMANE? 244 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,332 OH, YEAH, THAT WAS SO DEPRESSING. 245 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:41,247 NO! THE RING WAS A BOOBY TRAP. IT WAS AWESOME! 246 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,633 AND BY "DEPRESSING," I MEAN "AWESOME"! 247 00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:46,379 THAT'S HOW WE SAY IT AT MY SCHOOL. 248 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,128 DEPRESSING! 249 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,708 WELL, THAT'S COOL. 250 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,082 SO, BESIDES REALM OF THE TOWER, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 251 00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,956 I LIKE TO CHASE CARS AND DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET. 252 00:11:56,041 --> 00:12:00,001 UH, I LIKE CAR CHASES AND USING INDOOR PLUMBING. 253 00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,043 ( laughs ) 254 00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,955 THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 255 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,790 I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU. 256 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,825 YOU'RE REALLY... DEPRESSING! 257 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,917 YEAH, YOU TOO. I MEAN, LIKE, TOTALLY MOROSE! 258 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,670 HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOIN', HAVE YOU TRIED THIS JUICE, 259 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,170 I'VE HAD LIKE TEN OF 'EM, THEY'RE GREAT!!! 260 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,210 WOW! THERE'S A BIRD! OKAY, KIDS, HAVE FUN NOW, BYE! 261 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,631 SORRY, THAT WAS MY MOM. 262 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:22,879 DOES SHE KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR IS IN THOSE DRINKS? 263 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,749 MAYBE SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT WHEN THAT TAI-CHI CLASS CHASES HER OFF. 264 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,253 WOW, THIS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY! I GOTTA GO GET SOME MORE JUICE! 265 00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:38,291 OKAY, NOW ASK KILGORE WHAT HIS FAVORITE LEFTOVER MEAT IS. 266 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:41,125 SO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? 267 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,168 "MEAT." THE CATEGORY WAS "LEFTOVER MEAT." 268 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,170 I LOVE ART. 269 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,880 I LOVE ART! 270 00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,379 "ART" BETTER BE THE NAME OF THE COW YOU JUST BUTCHERED, 271 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,538 BECAUSE THE SUBJECT IS MEAT! 272 00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,535 I HAVE AN ART WALL IN MY ROOM 273 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,875 THAT I DRAW ON ALL THE TIME! 274 00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,879 THAT IS SO COOL! 275 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:01,709 HEY! AVERY-TAR! DON'T GO ROGUE ON ME. 276 00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:05,132 ASK HIM IF HE CAN THROW A BALL. MOST OF THESE KIDS CAN'T. 277 00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,077 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY WHAT I WAS EXPECTING. 278 00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,286 YOU'RE NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, EITHER. 279 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,705 BY THE WAY, MY NAME'S KEVIN. 280 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,212 OH. MY NAME IS STAN. 281 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,001 -MY NAME'S AVERY. -THAT'S IT! 282 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,753 YOU ARE THE WORST AVATAR EVER! 283 00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,044 ( barking ) 284 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,955 -( growling ) -OH! I-I'M SORRY. 285 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,881 MY DOG CAN BE A REAL PAIN THE BUTT! 286 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,879 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOING, 287 00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,249 BUT IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU. 288 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,673 YEAH. YOU TOO. MAYBE WE'LL PLAY ONLINE LATER? 289 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,830 YEAH, THAT'D BE DEPRESSING! 290 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,131 I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU. 291 00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,248 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, EITHER! 292 00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,883 RACE YA HOME! 293 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,995 ♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED I GOT MY EARS PIERCED... ♪ 294 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,963 CHLOE, DON'T FORGET WHAT THEY SAID, OKAY? 295 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,131 YOUR EARS MIGHT BE SORE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 296 00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,208 I DON'T CARE. ♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED-- ♪ 297 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,461 OW! 298 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,830 ♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED-- ♪ OW! 299 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,127 ♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED-- ♪ OW! 300 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,458 ♪ I GOT MY EARS... ♪ 301 00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,745 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MOM? 302 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:16,214 YOUR MOTHER LEARNED THAT AT THE END OF THE GAMER JUICE RAINBOW 303 00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,881 IS A BIG OL' POT OF HURT. 304 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,878 THANKS FOR TAKING CHLOE OUT TO GET HER MIND OFF THINGS. 305 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,629 IS SHE OKAY ABOUT THE EAR-PIERCING? 306 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,249 SHE CRIED A LITTLE AT FIRST, 307 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,833 BUT SHE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER NOW. 308 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,825 WELL, WHATEVER YOU DID WORKED. CHLOE WOULD NOT STOP YELLING 309 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,707 WHEN WE SAID SHE COULDN'T GET HER EARS PIERCED. 310 00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,332 GOOD JOB. 311 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,882 BUT JUST THINK HOW HAPPY SHE'LL BE 312 00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:40,169 WHEN SHE'S FINALLY ALLOWED TO GET HER EARS PIERCED AT TEN. 313 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,460 TEN TOMORROW MORNING? 314 00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,961 ♪ I GOT MY-- ♪ 315 00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,711 ♪ HEAD IN A DISH RAG ♪ 316 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,502 ♪ I GOT MY HEAD IN A DISH RAG ♪ 317 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,583 YOU KNOW I DID NOT THINK I WOULD LIKE THIS JUICE 318 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,667 BUT I REALLY DO LIKE IT! 319 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,420 YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT BUT I CAN CLEARLY HANDLE IT! 320 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,170 YOU WANT ME TO MOVE ANYTHING?! MAYBE LIFT SOMETHING? PICK YOU UP? 321 00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,580 WE SHOULD START A BAND! I'M LEAD VOCALS! YOU'RE ON GUITAR! 322 00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,207 I'LL BUILD A STAGE! WE'LL CALL OURSELVES THE RASPBERRIES! 323 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,880 ALL RIGHT, KILGORE, IT'S TAKEN US THREE MONTHS, 324 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,959 BUT WE'VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL BATTLE. 325 00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,043 ROGER THAT, AVERY. 326 00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,035 DON'T CALL ME THAT GIRLY NAME! 327 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,165 (lowers voice) IT'S "POODLE LOVER." 328 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,380 OH, HEY, IS THAT KEVIN? 329 00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168 I WANT TO ASK IF HE WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL 330 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,750 AND FLY THOSE LITTLE HELICOPTERS INTO THE HAIR SALON. 331 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,834 BACK OFF. HE'S BUSY PLAYING WITH HIS REAL FRIEND. 332 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,827 I KNOW. I'LL BE HIS FRIEND IN THE REAL WORLD, 333 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,827 YOU'LL BE HIS FRIEND IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD. 334 00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,877 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND IN BOTH WORLDS, 335 00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:31,499 AND NOW HE CALLS ME "AVERY." 336 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,083 YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. 337 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,786 -HEY, KEVIN! -WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 338 00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,125 -THE BATTLE'S BEGUN! -I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM. 339 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,918 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR VOICE MODIFIER, POODLE LOVER? 340 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,290 -Avery: I TURNED IT OFF. -Stan: BUT IT'S BACK ON NOW. 341 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,785 -NOW IT'S BROKEN! -FIXED IT! 342 00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,285 QUIT MESSIN' AROUND! WE'RE GETTING ANNIHILATED! 343 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,753 GREAT. WE LOST. 344 00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:52,834 WHAT? 345 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,497 NOW I HAVE TO START THE LEVEL ALL OVER! 346 00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,043 THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR PLAYING WITH A STUPID GIRL! 347 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,705 YOU'RE WEIRDER THAN YOUR MOTHER! 348 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,075 -( battle sounds ) -OH, NO! 349 00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,326 KILGORE JUST KILLED ME AND STOLE ALL MY WEAPONS AND SPELLS! 350 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,077 KEVIN JUST CALLED ME AS WEIRD AS MY MOTHER. 351 00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,916 OF ALL THE HURTFUL THINGS HE COULD HAVE SAID! 352 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,460 AND MY MULE! I HAD A FLYING MULE! 353 00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:17,462 SURE, HE WAS STUBBORN, BUT HE COULD GO ANYWHERE! 354 00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,502 CAN'T YOU JUST GET MORE STUFF? 355 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,633 IT TOOK ME THREE MONTHS TO COLLECT ALL THIS STUFF! 356 00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,919 I THOUGHT KILGORE WAS MY FRIEND, AND HE BETRAYED ME. 357 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,130 NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HAD JUST STAYED OUT OF IT! 358 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,248 IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! 359 00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,080 COULD YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME? 360 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,130 LEAVE ME ALONE!| 361 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,668 NO! WE HAVE TO GET THOSE EARRINGS OUT, OKAY? 362 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,130 YOUR PICTURES ARE TODAY. 363 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,668 IF YOU TAKE THEM OUT, MY NEW HOLES WILL CLOSE. 364 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,750 IF WE LEAVE THEM IN, MOM AND DAD ILL PUT NEW HOLES IN ME. 365 00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,674 YOU NEVER TOLD ME THEY SAID NO. 366 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,960 YOU NEVER ASKED. 367 00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,789 STOP SAYING SOMETHING I WOULD SAY! 368 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,535 NOW GIVE ME THOSE EARRINGS! 369 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,205 TYLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHLOE? 370 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:03,421 UH, JUST HELPING HER GET READY FOR HER SCHOOL PICTURES, 371 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,000 MAKING SURE WE HIDE THOSE HIDEOUS EARS. 372 00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:09,003 WHAT? HER EARS ARE ADORABLE! 373 00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,333 ADORABLE? SHE'S GOT THE EARS OF A FRUIT BAT! 374 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,420 HEY, I HEARD THAT. 375 00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,962 OF COURSE SHE DID. 376 00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,831 EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! 377 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,500 CHLOE, COME ON, LET'S GET THAT HAIR PULLED BACK OFF YOUR FACE. 378 00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,883 NO! I THINK SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER 379 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,829 WITH HER LOOSE AND FLOWING. 380 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,917 -WHAT DO YOU CARE? -LOOSE AND FLOWING IS IN. 381 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,460 -I WANT TO SEE HER FACE. -FACES ARE OUT! 382 00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,672 -GIVE ME HER HAIR! -NO! 383 00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,880 -I'M HER MOTHER! -LOOK! 384 00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,749 OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! 385 00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,171 WHAT IS GOING ON? 386 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,920 HER TINY BAT HEAD NEEDS WARMTH. 387 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,383 I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY EARRINGS. 388 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,462 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS HAPPENED? 389 00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,922 YOU NEVER ASKED? 390 00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,207 YOU'RE NOT PLAYING YOUR GAME? 391 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,041 WHAT'S THE POINT? 392 00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,328 LOOK, STAN, I'M REALLY SORRY. 393 00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,457 I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH KEVIN MEANT TO YOU. 394 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:07,172 -"KILGORE." -RIGHT. 395 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,420 LOOK, YOU KNEW HIM FIRST, AND I SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED THAT. 396 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,380 I JUST THOUGHT THAT FINALLY I HAD A REAL FRIEND. 397 00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,748 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 398 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,174 I'M YOUR FRIEND. 399 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,210 I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME, BUT IT'S JUST DIFFERENT. 400 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:24,211 I'M YOUR DOG. I HAD A CHANCE AT A REAL FRIENDSHIP WITH KILGORE 401 00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,381 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A DOG. 402 00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,498 BUT I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A DOG. 403 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:33,543 WE'D BE FRIENDS IF YOU WERE A DOG OR A PERSON OR A CAT. 404 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,133 I CARE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, NOT WHAT YOU ARE. 405 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,168 -REALLY? -YEAH. 406 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,920 NOW, STAN, I'VE TOLD YOU THINGS 407 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,960 I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE ELSE... 408 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,881 YOU MAKE ME FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M SAD... 409 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,750 YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD. 410 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,464 YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD. 411 00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:55,212 I GOT SO CAUGHT UP, I JUST FORGOT THAT. I'M SORRY. 412 00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,921 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE BEST FRIENDS, 413 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,500 WHATEVER HAPPENS, YOU ALWAYS STAY FRIENDS. 414 00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,923 I LOVE YOU, AVERY. 415 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:02,959 I LOVE YOU TOO, STAN. 416 00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,172 DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CAT A MINUTE AGO? 417 00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,959 HEY, YOU KNOW, KILGORE WAS NEVER A REAL FRIEND, ANYWAYS. 418 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:13,001 FRIENDS DON'T STAB OTHER FRIENDS IN THE BACK. 419 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,963 HE ACTUALLY CLEAVED ME DOWN THE MIDDLE WITH A BROADSWORD, 420 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,791 NOT TO SPLIT HAIRS. 421 00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,245 WHICH HE ALSO DID. 422 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,833 WELL, THEN... 423 00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,207 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR US TO DO. 424 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,501 OKAY, AVERY, IT WONT BE EASY 425 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,333 TAKING KILGORE DOWN IN HIS LAIR. 426 00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,877 WE HAVE TO MOUNT A PERFECTLY COORDINATED ATTACK. 427 00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,329 FOLLOW VERY CAREFULLY IN MY FOOTSTEPS 428 00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,827 -AND DO EXACTLY-- -ALL RIGHT, TIME'S UP. 429 00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,377 LET'S DO THIS! 430 00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,328 AVERY JENNINGS! 431 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,877 OH, MY GOD, SHE JUST RAN IN! 432 00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,749 STICK TO THE PLAN! USE YOUR SOUL STONE! 433 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,254 WHAT'S A SOUL STONE? 434 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,753 W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 435 00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,294 KNOCK IT OFF! 436 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,825 Stan: HEY, KILGORE, SAY HELLO TO MY REAL FRIEND-- 437 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,377 HER NAME IS AVERY, AND SHE'S GOT A BATTLE AX TO GRIND! 438 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,788 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, KEVIN! 439 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,825 HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSING TO A GIRL? 440 00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,877 NOT THAT-- DON'T DO THAT! DON'T DO THAT! 441 00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,829 NO! 442 00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,997 HOLY COW! YOU BEAT HIM! 443 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,503 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID! 444 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,791 WHOO! 445 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,535 Stan: SO AFTER A SWIFT YET FIERCE BATTLE, 446 00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,955 POODLE LOVER 152 AND "STAN ROCKS"-- 447 00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,671 THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR SAYING, 448 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,790 "YOU PICK MY NAME, I DON'T CARE" -- 449 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,205 CELEBRATED THEIR GLORIOUS TRIUMPH. 450 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,880 IT'S KINDA COOL-- 451 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,419 WE REALIZED WE WERE CLOSER THAN WE THOUGHT, 452 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,380 AND THEN WE GET EVEN CLOSER THAN WE'VE EVER BEEN. 453 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,038 AND SOMETHING ELSE KIND OF COOL CAME OUT OF THIS-- 454 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,245 I DISCOVERED GAMER JUICE. 455 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,503 THIS STUFF IS GREAT! 456 00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,133 I DON'T KNOW HOW I EVER LIVED WITHOUT IT! 457 00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,418 I BEEN CHASING STUFF ALL DAY! 458 00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,461 Chloe: I WANT TO WATCH TV! 459 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,832 I WANT TO WATCH TV! I WANT TO WATCH TV! 460 00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,957 -YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. -OH, BOY. 461 00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:58,081 I KNOW WE HAD TO PUNISH HER FOR THE EARRING THING, 462 00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,876 BUT DID WE HAVE TO TAKE AWAY TV? 463 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,459 FEEL LIKE WE'RE THE ONES BEING PUNISHED. 464 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,382 LOOK, I WISH WE'D COME UP WITH SOMETHING CLEVER 465 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:06,288 LIKE WE DID TO PUNISH TYLER FOR ALL THAT MUSTACHE NONSENSE. 466 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,245 Tyler: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH. 467 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,293 YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. BYE. 468 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,995 MORNING, TYLER. SLEEP WELL? 469 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,503 YEAH. AND THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING 470 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,503 THAT THE WHOLE EARRING THING WASN'T MY FAULT. 471 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,463 WE'D NEVER PUNISH YOU FOR SOMETHING THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 472 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,712 I'M RUNNING LATE. I GOTTA GO. 473 00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,829 I'M WALKING THAT CUTE NEW GIRL TO SCHOOL. 474 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,417 OKAY, HAVE A GOOD DAY. 475 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,670 REMEMBER, IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR, 476 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,960 -SHE'S NOT FOR YOU. -WHAT? 477 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,961 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER... 478 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,921 BY ABOUT AN HOUR. 479 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,630 DID WE GO TOO FAR? 480 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,669 IT WAS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX PARENTING, 481 00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:39,880 BUT I THINK IT WAS WARRANTED. 482 00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,209 BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU USED PERMANENT MARKER. 483 00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,461 OH, I DID. 484 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,882 GOOD ONE, ELLEN. 485 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,830 I WANT A MUSTACHE! I WANT A MUSTACHE! 486 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,917 I WANT A MUSTACHE! 487 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,670 -OHH... -GRANT ME THE STRENGTH... 488 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,331 I WANT A MUSTACHE! 489 00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:00,962 ( music playing ) 490 00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:02,251 ( boing ) 37012

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