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SORRY I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN A WHILE.
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I'VE BEEN SO BUSY PLAYING
THAT NEW VIDEO GAME
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"REALM OF THE TOWER."
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THAT'S ME! I'M A FIRE ELF!
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VERY DIFFERENT FROM A CHRISTMAS ELF--
I KILL STUFF!
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I'VE BEEN PLAYING ONLINE WITH
MY NEW BEST FRIEND KILGORE.
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IT'S SO COOL... HE DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW I'M A DOG!
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( laughs ) YEAH!
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ALL RIGHT, KILGORE, LET'S WIN THIS BATTLE
AND GET OUT OF THE FOREST.
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ALL THESE TREES ARE MAKING ME WANT TO PEE.
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-UH, WHAT?
-I MEAN,
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NOT LIKE A DOG, I MEAN, I-I'M NOT A DOG.
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I'M A NORMAL PERSON...
WHO PEES ON TREES!
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STAN, TYLER IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
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HE KEEPS TAGGING
THE ART WALL IN MY ROOM!
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NO MATTER WHAT I DRAW, HE ADDS
A HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE TO IT.
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( giggling )
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-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
-I KNOW, RIGHT?
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I JUST WISH SOMEONE AROUND HERE
WOULD APPRECIATE ART.
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YOU'RE LOSING THE BATTLE!
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YOU'RE TELLING ME. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
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THROW HIM INTO THE
FLAMING PIT OF RONDOR!
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HAVE YOU HEARD A SINGLE WORD I'VE SAID?
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OF COURSE. THROW TYLER
INTO THE FLAMING PIT OF RONDOR.
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CAN'T FIND A FLAMING PIT, JUST FILL
HIS PILLOWCASE WITH WHIPPED CREAM.
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WHIPPED CREAM IN THE PILLOWCASE.
THAT'S MESSY AND IMMATURE.
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I LOVE IT!
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STAN, ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THAT GAME?
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YOU'VE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR WEEKS NOW.
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HOLD ON A SEC, KILGORE.
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FIRST OF ALL, CALL ME BY MY AVATAR NAME--
"POODLE LOVER 152."
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I'M PRETTY SURE THE OTHER 151
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DON'T LOVE POODLES
THE WAY I LOVE POODLES.
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SO, ARE THESE THE CREATURES
YOU GET TO FIGHT IN BATTLE?
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YEAH. I GET TO DROP CAVE TROLLS
AND ICE TROLLS
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AND THE SURPRISINGLY
VICIOUS OCTO-BUNNY.
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THE BEST PART IS,
MY BATTLE BUDDY KILGORE
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DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M A DOG.
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HUH?
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UH, I THINK HE DOES NOW.
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I MEAN, A-- A DOG WITH THE LADIES.
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( howling )
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( theme music playing )
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I THINK WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
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IT'S TOO TIGHT.
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IT'S STRETCHING MY FACE.
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I LOOK LIKE AUNT MARY
AFTER HER VACATION.
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SWEETIE, YOU NEED TO LOOK GOOD
FOR YOUR SCHOOL PICTURE ON THURSDAY.
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DON'T WANT ANOTHER DISASTER
LIKE LAST YEAR, DO WE?
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THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE
A PICTURE OF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO HAVE
A NICE SCHOOL PICTURE,
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LIKE TYLER AND AVERY?
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TYLER!
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ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF FUNNY.
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MOMMY, STOP. MY HAIR DOESN'T LIKE THIS.
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WELL, WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL
ON PICTURE DAY,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY VERY HARD
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NOT TO LET THE RED MONSTER TAKE OVER.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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I TRIED TO TELL YOU...
THE HAIR WANTS WHAT IT WANTS.
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IF YOU WANT ME TO LOOK GOOD,
GET MY EARS PIERCED.
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YOUR EARS PIERCED?
WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?
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MY FRIEND JULIE GOT HER EARS PIERCED.
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JULIE'S PARENTS...
AND YOU CAN NEVER SAY THIS TO ANYONE,
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IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET...
ARE STUPID-HEADS.
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YOU'LL GET YOUR EARS PIERCED
WHEN YOU'RE TEN, LIKE AVERY DID.
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CAN'T WE JUST SAY I'M TEN?
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YOU TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE 32.
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NOW YOU CAN GET THEM PIERCED
WHEN YOU'RE 12.
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STAN, IS DADDY IN THE OFFICE?
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YEAH, I'M WAITING FOR HIM TO GO OUT
SO I CAN DROP A TROLL.
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DON'T WAIT TOO LONG--
YOU'LL GET A TUMMYACHE.
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DADDY, CAN I GET MY EARS PIERCED?
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OH! MY LITTLE GIRL IS GROWING UP.
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TODAY YOU WANT TO
GET YOUR EARS PIERCED,
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SOON YOU'RE GONNA BE TOO OLD
FOR A NECKIE-WECKIE.
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I'M ALREADY TOO OLD FOR THAT.
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WOW. BEFORE LONG, YOU'RE GONNA BE
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A NOTED CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST
LIKE YOUR DADDY
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WITH A DIPLOMA LIKE THAT ON YOUR WALL--
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TYLER!
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SO, CAN I GET MY EARS PIERCED?
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OF COURSE, PRINCESS.
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YAY! WHOO-HOO!
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OH, PRINCESS.
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KING.
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QUEEN.
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WAIT! CHLOES!
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HOLD ON, CHLOE.
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AH-AH-AH-AH.
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SWEETHEART, BY ANY CHANCE
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DID YOU ASK MOMMY ABOUT
GETTING YOUR EARS PIERCED?
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-YES.
-AND WHAT DID MOMMY SAY?
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SHE SAID NO.
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CHLOE, I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED.
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ME TOO!
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MOMMY'S BEING SO MEAN.
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NO, HONEY, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
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YOU CAN'T PLAY MOM AND ME
AGAINST EACH OTHER LIKE THAT.
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WE'RE ON THE SAME SIDE.
WE SPEAK WITH ONE VOICE.
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THEN HOW COME WE
ALWAYS DO WHAT MOMMY SAYS?
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BECAUSE THAT'S THE VOICE WE SPEAK WITH.
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DOES THAT MEAN MOMMY'S
LIKE THE MAN IN THE FAMILY?
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NO, HONEY. YOUR MOM IS ALL WOMAN.
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OOH! GREAT BATTLE, KILGORE!
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YEAH! AWESOME, POODLE LOVER.
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HEY, I GOTTA GO DO MY HOMEWORK.
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I KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
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WE HUMANS AND OUR
CRAZY AMOUNTS OF HOMEWORK
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AND OUR WALKING ON TWO LEGS--
WACKY STUFF!
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-HEY, TALKING TO KILGORE AGAIN?
-YEAH,
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AND IT TURNS OUT
HE LIVES IN PASADENA, TOO.
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WE'RE MEETING AT THE PARK
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FOR "THE REALM OF THE TOWER"
GAME-PLAYERS GATHERING.
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IT'S PART OF THEIR
"GET A LITTLE SUN" INITIATIVE.
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DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
OVERLOOKING SOMETHING?
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NO. THERE'LL BE UMBRELLA HATS FOR
THE REALLY PALE KIDS.
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WHAT ABOUT FOR THE TALKING DOGS?
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OH, MAN! I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!
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AND I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD
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TO GETTING TO MEET KILGORE
PROPERLY, YA KNOW?
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LICK HIS FACE, SNIFF HIS BUTT...
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HEY! I COULD GO WITH YOU!
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YOU WANT TO LICK HIS FACE
AND SNIFF HIS BUTT?
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NO, NO. I MEAN, I'LL PRETEND
LIKE I'M THE ONE
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WHO'S BEEN PLAYING THE GAME
AS "POODLE LOVER."
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MOM CAN TAKE US TO THE PARK,
YOU CAN COME WITH ME AS MY DOG
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AND MEET HIM IN THE REAL WORLD,
LIKE YOU WANT.
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BUT HOW CAN YOU BE ME?
WHEN I PLAY, I HAVE THE VOICE OF
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( lowers voice ) A BRAWNY,
MACHO BARBARIAN--
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AS THE NAME "POODLE LOVER" IMPLIES.
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UH...OOH!
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WHAT IF I SAY THAT I USE A VOICE MODIFIER
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SO THE BOYS AREN'T EMBARRASSED
WHEN THEY LOSE TO A GIRL?
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WELL, THE FEMINIST AGENDA
IS A BIT GRATUITOUS, BUT OKAY.
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HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHAT TO SAY?
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YOU'LL TELL ME. IT'LL BE LIKE YOU'RE
LIVING THROUGH ME.
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I'LL BE...YOUR REAL-WORLD AVATAR.
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YES! IF YOU'RE GONNA SEE
THE WORLD THROUGH MY EYES,
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YOU GOTTA LIVE LIKE A DOG--
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EAT, SLEEP AND BREATHE LIKE A DOG.
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YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO, OKAY?
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LESSON ONE: GET OFF THE COUCH!
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PERFECT. YOU'RE READY.
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Chloe (chanting): I WANT MY EARS PIERCED!
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I WANT MY EARS PIERCED!
I WANT MY EARS PIERCED!
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I WANT MY EARS PIERCED--
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CHLOE! A TANTRUM IS NOT GOING TO WORK!
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THAT'S HOW YOU GOT EARRINGS.
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YOU ARE NOT GETTING YOUR EARS PIERCED.
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DADDY AND I MADE UP OUR MINDS,
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO ACCEPT IT.
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I WANT MY EARS PIERCED!
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I WANT MY EARS PIERCED...
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NOT SO FAST!
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BENNETT, SHE'S THROWING A TANTRUM.
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WELL, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT EARRINGS.
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YOU'RE THE CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST--
DO SOMETHING.
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WELL, I COULD REFER HER TO MY ARTICLE
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"FROM PIERCED EARS TO LIP PLATES:
A SLIPPERY SLOPE."
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DO SOMETHING ELSE.
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-I WANT MY EARS PIERCED!...
-CHLOE, COME HERE.
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SHH! LISTEN.
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IT IS TIME FOR THE LIPPER ZIPPER.
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NOW, YOU WANT TO UNZIP YOUR LIPS,
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THE KEY!
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THAT'S VERY SMART.
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SMARTER THAN YOU THINK--
I STILL GOT THE KEY.
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WELL, AT LEAST I BOUGHT US SOME TIME.
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YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA LET THIS GO.
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WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING
TO DISTRACT HER
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SO SHE'LL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT.
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I'D DO IT, BUT I PROMISED AVERY
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I'D TAKE HER TO SOME VIDEO GAME
THING IN THE PARK.
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I CAN'T TAKE CHLOE. I HAVE PATIENTS.
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WELL, I HAVE RUN OUT OF PATIENCE,
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TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T EVEN ENJOY
THAT CLEVER WORDPLAY
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ENOUGH TO SAY, "GOOD ONE, ELLEN."
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GOOD ONE, ELLEN.
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SOMEONE IS GONNA HAVE TO
KEEP CHLOE ENTERTAINED THIS AFTERNOON.
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NOT SO FAST!
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OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
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MOM AND DAD SAID I HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
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HMMMMM! UMM-MMM!
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OH. I WANT TO GET MY EARS PIERCED.
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-DID YOU ASK MOM AND DAD?
-YES.
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COOL! LET'S GO.
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WOW! IT'S GREAT TO SEE KIDS
GETTING OFF THE COMPUTER
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AND OUT OF THE HOUSE...
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TO GET RIGHT BACK
ON THE COMPUTER AGAIN.
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HEY! I THINK THAT'S
THE FRIEND I'M MEETING.
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-HOW DO YOU KNOW?
-THAT'S MY AVATAR NAME.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED POODLES.
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APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T READY MY DIARY.
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-NO, I HAVE. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE--
-AHA!
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HMM. ALL RIGHT, IF YOU NEED ME,
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I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE WHERE
I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON YOU.
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OOH. JUST STAY AWAY FROM THAT KID.
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OH, SHE'S NOT PART OF THE GAME.
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THAT'S "ANGRY TINA." SHE'S REALLY NICE.
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"FRIENDLY TEDDY" HAD IT COMING.
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DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU.
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LET'S MEET KILGORE! LET'S MEET KILGORE!
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(sobbing) LET'S MEET KILGORE!
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ALL RIGHT, BUT WE GOTTA
PLAY IT COOL.
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I'M COOL, BABY.
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OKAY. I'VE GOT THE EAR PIECE IN.
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Stan (over transmitter): IS THIS COSTUME
HIDING MY MOUTH AND HEADSET?
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YEAH, IT LOOKS GOOD. WHERE'D YOU GET
THAT COSTUME, ANYWAY?
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I MADE IT WITH SOME MATERIAL
I FOUND AROUND THE HOUSE.
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I'M OFF TO MY SPEAKING ENGAGEMENT.
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SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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-UM, EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU KILGORE?
-YEAH.
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-WHO ARE YOU?
-I'M POODLE LOVER 152.
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OH! YOU'RE A GIRL! SEE, NOW THAT NAME
MAKES SENSE.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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BUT ONLINE, YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE...
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A BRAWNY, MACHO BARBARIAN?
220
00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:28,785
THAT'S THE SETTING I USE
ON MY VOICE MODIFIER.
221
00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:32,785
I COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THAT
AND AN AMAZON WARRIOR PRINCESS.
222
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:35,745
AY-YI-YI-YI-YI- YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
223
00:10:35,834 --> 00:10:37,084
YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE.
224
00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:39,626
SO, IS IT A PROBLEM THAT I'M A GIRL?
225
00:10:39,709 --> 00:10:43,079
UH, NO. ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF COOL.
226
00:10:43,959 --> 00:10:47,039
ALL RIGHT, I'M GOIN' IN FOR A SNIFF.
227
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,375
( sniffing )
228
00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:51,248
WHOA! C-CONTROL YOUR DOG!
229
00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,583
I'M SORRY, HE'S JUST
TRYING TO GET TO KNOW YOU.
230
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:54,877
I DIDN'T GET A GOOD WHIFF!
231
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:55,999
YOU'RE SCARING HIM AWAY.
232
00:10:56,083 --> 00:10:58,383
JUST STAND TO THE SIDE
AND FEED ME YOUR QUESTIONS.
233
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,958
FINE, JUST DO ME A SOLID
AND SNIFF HIS BUTT.
234
00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,711
I GOTS TO KNOW!
235
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,170
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE
WITH YOUR FREE SAMPLES,
236
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750
BUT I'M A SAVVY CONSUMER.
237
00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,955
YOU'RE NOT JUST GONNA
HOOK ME ON YOUR PRODUCT
238
00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:12,711
AND GET ME TO BUY
SOMETHING I DON'T NEED.
239
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,498
I WILL, HOWEVER, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
YOUR OFFER FOR A TASTE.
240
00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,577
WOW! OH, MY--!
241
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,575
THAT'S GOOD, THANKS. I'LL TAKE THIS TOO.
242
00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,328
REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE
AMBUSHED BY THE DREAM WINJIN GUILD
243
00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,457
AND THEY STOLE OUR
RING OF DESHERMANE?
244
00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:37,332
OH, YEAH, THAT WAS SO DEPRESSING.
245
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:41,247
NO! THE RING WAS A BOOBY TRAP.
IT WAS AWESOME!
246
00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:44,633
AND BY "DEPRESSING," I MEAN "AWESOME"!
247
00:11:44,709 --> 00:11:46,379
THAT'S HOW WE SAY IT AT MY SCHOOL.
248
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,128
DEPRESSING!
249
00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,708
WELL, THAT'S COOL.
250
00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:53,082
SO, BESIDES REALM OF THE TOWER,
WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
251
00:11:53,166 --> 00:11:55,956
I LIKE TO CHASE CARS
AND DRINK OUT OF THE TOILET.
252
00:11:56,041 --> 00:12:00,001
UH, I LIKE CAR CHASES
AND USING INDOOR PLUMBING.
253
00:12:00,083 --> 00:12:01,043
( laughs )
254
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,955
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
255
00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:05,790
I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
256
00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,825
YOU'RE REALLY... DEPRESSING!
257
00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:11,917
YEAH, YOU TOO. I MEAN,
LIKE, TOTALLY MOROSE!
258
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,670
HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOIN',
HAVE YOU TRIED THIS JUICE,
259
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:15,170
I'VE HAD LIKE TEN OF 'EM, THEY'RE GREAT!!!
260
00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,210
WOW! THERE'S A BIRD! OKAY, KIDS,
HAVE FUN NOW, BYE!
261
00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:19,631
SORRY, THAT WAS MY MOM.
262
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:22,879
DOES SHE KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR
IS IN THOSE DRINKS?
263
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:26,749
MAYBE SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
WHEN THAT TAI-CHI CLASS CHASES HER OFF.
264
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,253
WOW, THIS IS MAKING ME THIRSTY!
I GOTTA GO GET SOME MORE JUICE!
265
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:38,291
OKAY, NOW ASK KILGORE WHAT HIS FAVORITE
LEFTOVER MEAT IS.
266
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:41,125
SO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?
267
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,168
"MEAT." THE CATEGORY WAS "LEFTOVER MEAT."
268
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,170
I LOVE ART.
269
00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:47,880
I LOVE ART!
270
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:50,379
"ART" BETTER BE THE NAME
OF THE COW YOU JUST BUTCHERED,
271
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,538
BECAUSE THE SUBJECT IS MEAT!
272
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,535
I HAVE AN ART WALL IN MY ROOM
273
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,875
THAT I DRAW ON ALL THE TIME!
274
00:12:55,959 --> 00:12:57,879
THAT IS SO COOL!
275
00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:01,709
HEY! AVERY-TAR! DON'T GO ROGUE ON ME.
276
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:05,132
ASK HIM IF HE CAN THROW A BALL.
MOST OF THESE KIDS CAN'T.
277
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,077
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS EXPECTING.
278
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:10,286
YOU'RE NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, EITHER.
279
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,705
BY THE WAY, MY NAME'S KEVIN.
280
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,212
OH. MY NAME IS STAN.
281
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,001
-MY NAME'S AVERY.
-THAT'S IT!
282
00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,753
YOU ARE THE WORST AVATAR EVER!
283
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,044
( barking )
284
00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,955
-( growling )
-OH! I-I'M SORRY.
285
00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:24,881
MY DOG CAN BE A REAL PAIN THE BUTT!
286
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,879
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING,
287
00:13:26,959 --> 00:13:28,249
BUT IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU.
288
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:31,673
YEAH. YOU TOO. MAYBE WE'LL PLAY
ONLINE LATER?
289
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,830
YEAH, THAT'D BE DEPRESSING!
290
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,131
I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU.
291
00:13:37,208 --> 00:13:39,248
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU, EITHER!
292
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,883
RACE YA HOME!
293
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,995
♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED
I GOT MY EARS PIERCED... ♪
294
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,963
CHLOE, DON'T FORGET
WHAT THEY SAID, OKAY?
295
00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,131
YOUR EARS MIGHT BE SORE
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
296
00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,208
I DON'T CARE.
♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED-- ♪
297
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,461
OW!
298
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,830
♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED-- ♪
OW!
299
00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:08,127
♪ I GOT MY EARS PIERCED-- ♪
OW!
300
00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:09,458
♪ I GOT MY EARS... ♪
301
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:12,745
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MOM?
302
00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:16,214
YOUR MOTHER LEARNED THAT AT THE
END OF THE GAMER JUICE RAINBOW
303
00:14:16,291 --> 00:14:17,881
IS A BIG OL' POT OF HURT.
304
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,878
THANKS FOR TAKING CHLOE OUT
TO GET HER MIND OFF THINGS.
305
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,629
IS SHE OKAY ABOUT THE EAR-PIERCING?
306
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,249
SHE CRIED A LITTLE AT FIRST,
307
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:26,833
BUT SHE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER NOW.
308
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,825
WELL, WHATEVER YOU DID WORKED.
CHLOE WOULD NOT STOP YELLING
309
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,707
WHEN WE SAID SHE COULDN'T
GET HER EARS PIERCED.
310
00:14:32,792 --> 00:14:34,332
GOOD JOB.
311
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,882
BUT JUST THINK HOW HAPPY SHE'LL BE
312
00:14:37,959 --> 00:14:40,169
WHEN SHE'S FINALLY ALLOWED
TO GET HER EARS PIERCED AT TEN.
313
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,460
TEN TOMORROW MORNING?
314
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:45,961
♪ I GOT MY-- ♪
315
00:14:46,041 --> 00:14:47,711
♪ HEAD IN A DISH RAG ♪
316
00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:50,502
♪ I GOT MY HEAD IN A DISH RAG ♪
317
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,583
YOU KNOW I DID NOT THINK
I WOULD LIKE THIS JUICE
318
00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,667
BUT I REALLY DO LIKE IT!
319
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,420
YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT
BUT I CAN CLEARLY HANDLE IT!
320
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,170
YOU WANT ME TO MOVE ANYTHING?!
MAYBE LIFT SOMETHING? PICK YOU UP?
321
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,580
WE SHOULD START A BAND!
I'M LEAD VOCALS! YOU'RE ON GUITAR!
322
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,207
I'LL BUILD A STAGE! WE'LL CALL
OURSELVES THE RASPBERRIES!
323
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,880
ALL RIGHT, KILGORE,
IT'S TAKEN US THREE MONTHS,
324
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,959
BUT WE'VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL BATTLE.
325
00:15:09,083 --> 00:15:10,043
ROGER THAT, AVERY.
326
00:15:10,125 --> 00:15:12,035
DON'T CALL ME THAT GIRLY NAME!
327
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,165
(lowers voice) IT'S "POODLE LOVER."
328
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,380
OH, HEY, IS THAT KEVIN?
329
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,168
I WANT TO ASK IF HE
WANTS TO GO TO THE MALL
330
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,750
AND FLY THOSE LITTLE HELICOPTERS
INTO THE HAIR SALON.
331
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,834
BACK OFF. HE'S BUSY
PLAYING WITH HIS REAL FRIEND.
332
00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:25,827
I KNOW. I'LL BE HIS
FRIEND IN THE REAL WORLD,
333
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,827
YOU'LL BE HIS FRIEND
IN THE VIRTUAL WORLD.
334
00:15:27,917 --> 00:15:29,877
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND
IN BOTH WORLDS,
335
00:15:29,959 --> 00:15:31,499
AND NOW HE CALLS ME "AVERY."
336
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,083
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS.
337
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,786
-HEY, KEVIN!
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
338
00:15:34,875 --> 00:15:37,125
-THE BATTLE'S BEGUN!
-I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
339
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:40,918
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR
VOICE MODIFIER, POODLE LOVER?
340
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,290
-Avery: I TURNED IT OFF.
-Stan: BUT IT'S BACK ON NOW.
341
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,785
-NOW IT'S BROKEN!
-FIXED IT!
342
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,285
QUIT MESSIN' AROUND!
WE'RE GETTING ANNIHILATED!
343
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,753
GREAT. WE LOST.
344
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:52,834
WHAT?
345
00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:55,497
NOW I HAVE TO START
THE LEVEL ALL OVER!
346
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,043
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR PLAYING
WITH A STUPID GIRL!
347
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,705
YOU'RE WEIRDER THAN YOUR MOTHER!
348
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,075
-( battle sounds )
-OH, NO!
349
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:06,326
KILGORE JUST KILLED ME
AND STOLE ALL MY WEAPONS AND SPELLS!
350
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:09,077
KEVIN JUST CALLED ME
AS WEIRD AS MY MOTHER.
351
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,916
OF ALL THE HURTFUL THINGS
HE COULD HAVE SAID!
352
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,460
AND MY MULE! I HAD A FLYING MULE!
353
00:16:14,542 --> 00:16:17,462
SURE, HE WAS STUBBORN,
BUT HE COULD GO ANYWHERE!
354
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,502
CAN'T YOU JUST GET MORE STUFF?
355
00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:22,633
IT TOOK ME THREE MONTHS
TO COLLECT ALL THIS STUFF!
356
00:16:22,709 --> 00:16:25,919
I THOUGHT KILGORE WAS MY FRIEND,
AND HE BETRAYED ME.
357
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:29,130
NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF YOU HAD JUST STAYED OUT OF IT!
358
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:31,248
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
359
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,080
COULD YOU PLEASE
OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME?
360
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,130
LEAVE ME ALONE!|
361
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,668
NO! WE HAVE TO GET
THOSE EARRINGS OUT, OKAY?
362
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,130
YOUR PICTURES ARE TODAY.
363
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:47,668
IF YOU TAKE THEM OUT,
MY NEW HOLES WILL CLOSE.
364
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,750
IF WE LEAVE THEM IN, MOM AND DAD
ILL PUT NEW HOLES IN ME.
365
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,674
YOU NEVER TOLD ME THEY SAID NO.
366
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,960
YOU NEVER ASKED.
367
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,789
STOP SAYING SOMETHING I WOULD SAY!
368
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,535
NOW GIVE ME THOSE EARRINGS!
369
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,205
TYLER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHLOE?
370
00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:03,421
UH, JUST HELPING HER GET READY
FOR HER SCHOOL PICTURES,
371
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,000
MAKING SURE WE HIDE
THOSE HIDEOUS EARS.
372
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:09,003
WHAT? HER EARS ARE ADORABLE!
373
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,333
ADORABLE? SHE'S GOT
THE EARS OF A FRUIT BAT!
374
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,420
HEY, I HEARD THAT.
375
00:17:13,542 --> 00:17:14,962
OF COURSE SHE DID.
376
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,831
EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE!
377
00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:20,500
CHLOE, COME ON, LET'S GET THAT HAIR
PULLED BACK OFF YOUR FACE.
378
00:17:20,583 --> 00:17:22,883
NO! I THINK SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER
379
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,829
WITH HER LOOSE AND FLOWING.
380
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,917
-WHAT DO YOU CARE?
-LOOSE AND FLOWING IS IN.
381
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,460
-I WANT TO SEE HER FACE.
-FACES ARE OUT!
382
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:29,672
-GIVE ME HER HAIR!
-NO!
383
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:30,880
-I'M HER MOTHER!
-LOOK!
384
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:32,749
OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!
385
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:35,171
WHAT IS GOING ON?
386
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:37,920
HER TINY BAT HEAD NEEDS WARMTH.
387
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:41,383
I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY EARRINGS.
388
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,462
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS HAPPENED?
389
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:49,922
YOU NEVER ASKED?
390
00:17:54,917 --> 00:17:56,207
YOU'RE NOT PLAYING YOUR GAME?
391
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,041
WHAT'S THE POINT?
392
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,328
LOOK, STAN, I'M REALLY SORRY.
393
00:18:01,417 --> 00:18:03,457
I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT
HOW MUCH KEVIN MEANT TO YOU.
394
00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:07,172
-"KILGORE."
-RIGHT.
395
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,420
LOOK, YOU KNEW HIM FIRST,
AND I SHOULD HAVE RESPECTED THAT.
396
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,380
I JUST THOUGHT THAT FINALLY
I HAD A REAL FRIEND.
397
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,748
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
398
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,174
I'M YOUR FRIEND.
399
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:20,210
I KNOW YOU CARE ABOUT ME,
BUT IT'S JUST DIFFERENT.
400
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:24,211
I'M YOUR DOG. I HAD A CHANCE AT
A REAL FRIENDSHIP WITH KILGORE
401
00:18:24,291 --> 00:18:26,381
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A DOG.
402
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,498
BUT I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A DOG.
403
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:33,543
WE'D BE FRIENDS IF YOU WERE A DOG
OR A PERSON OR A CAT.
404
00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:38,133
I CARE ABOUT WHO YOU ARE,
NOT WHAT YOU ARE.
405
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,168
-REALLY?
-YEAH.
406
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,920
NOW, STAN, I'VE TOLD YOU THINGS
407
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,960
I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE ELSE...
408
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,881
YOU MAKE ME FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M SAD...
409
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,750
YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD.
410
00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:51,464
YOU'RE THE BEST FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD.
411
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:55,212
I GOT SO CAUGHT UP,
I JUST FORGOT THAT. I'M SORRY.
412
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:56,921
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE BEST FRIENDS,
413
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,500
WHATEVER HAPPENS,
YOU ALWAYS STAY FRIENDS.
414
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,923
I LOVE YOU, AVERY.
415
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:02,959
I LOVE YOU TOO, STAN.
416
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,172
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CAT A MINUTE AGO?
417
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,959
HEY, YOU KNOW, KILGORE WAS NEVER
A REAL FRIEND, ANYWAYS.
418
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:13,001
FRIENDS DON'T STAB
OTHER FRIENDS IN THE BACK.
419
00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:15,963
HE ACTUALLY CLEAVED ME DOWN
THE MIDDLE WITH A BROADSWORD,
420
00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,791
NOT TO SPLIT HAIRS.
421
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,245
WHICH HE ALSO DID.
422
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:21,833
WELL, THEN...
423
00:19:21,917 --> 00:19:24,207
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR US TO DO.
424
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,501
OKAY, AVERY, IT WONT BE EASY
425
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,333
TAKING KILGORE DOWN IN HIS LAIR.
426
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,877
WE HAVE TO MOUNT A PERFECTLY
COORDINATED ATTACK.
427
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:33,329
FOLLOW VERY CAREFULLY IN MY FOOTSTEPS
428
00:19:33,417 --> 00:19:34,827
-AND DO EXACTLY--
-ALL RIGHT, TIME'S UP.
429
00:19:34,917 --> 00:19:36,377
LET'S DO THIS!
430
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:39,328
AVERY JENNINGS!
431
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,877
OH, MY GOD, SHE JUST RAN IN!
432
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:42,749
STICK TO THE PLAN! USE YOUR SOUL STONE!
433
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,254
WHAT'S A SOUL STONE?
434
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,753
W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
435
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,294
KNOCK IT OFF!
436
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,825
Stan: HEY, KILGORE,
SAY HELLO TO MY REAL FRIEND--
437
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:52,377
HER NAME IS AVERY,
AND SHE'S GOT A BATTLE AX TO GRIND!
438
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,788
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, KEVIN!
439
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:56,825
HOW DOES IT FEEL LOSING TO A GIRL?
440
00:19:56,917 --> 00:19:58,877
NOT THAT-- DON'T DO THAT!
DON'T DO THAT!
441
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,829
NO!
442
00:20:00,917 --> 00:20:02,997
HOLY COW! YOU BEAT HIM!
443
00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:05,503
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I DID!
444
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,791
WHOO!
445
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,535
Stan: SO AFTER A SWIFT
YET FIERCE BATTLE,
446
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:15,955
POODLE LOVER 152 AND "STAN ROCKS"--
447
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,671
THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR SAYING,
448
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,790
"YOU PICK MY NAME, I DON'T CARE" --
449
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,205
CELEBRATED THEIR GLORIOUS TRIUMPH.
450
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,880
IT'S KINDA COOL--
451
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:28,419
WE REALIZED WE WERE
CLOSER THAN WE THOUGHT,
452
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:31,380
AND THEN WE GET EVEN CLOSER
THAN WE'VE EVER BEEN.
453
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:34,038
AND SOMETHING ELSE KIND OF COOL
CAME OUT OF THIS--
454
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,245
I DISCOVERED GAMER JUICE.
455
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,503
THIS STUFF IS GREAT!
456
00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,133
I DON'T KNOW HOW I EVER LIVED WITHOUT IT!
457
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:42,418
I BEEN CHASING STUFF ALL DAY!
458
00:20:48,041 --> 00:20:49,461
Chloe: I WANT TO WATCH TV!
459
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,832
I WANT TO WATCH TV! I WANT TO WATCH TV!
460
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,957
-YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
-OH, BOY.
461
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:58,081
I KNOW WE HAD TO PUNISH HER
FOR THE EARRING THING,
462
00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,876
BUT DID WE HAVE TO TAKE AWAY TV?
463
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,459
FEEL LIKE WE'RE
THE ONES BEING PUNISHED.
464
00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,382
LOOK, I WISH WE'D COME UP
WITH SOMETHING CLEVER
465
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:06,288
LIKE WE DID TO PUNISH TYLER
FOR ALL THAT MUSTACHE NONSENSE.
466
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,245
Tyler: YEAH. YEAH, YEAH.
467
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,293
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL. BYE.
468
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,995
MORNING, TYLER. SLEEP WELL?
469
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,503
YEAH. AND THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING
470
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:15,503
THAT THE WHOLE
EARRING THING WASN'T MY FAULT.
471
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,463
WE'D NEVER PUNISH YOU FOR SOMETHING
THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.
472
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:20,712
I'M RUNNING LATE. I GOTTA GO.
473
00:21:22,959 --> 00:21:24,829
I'M WALKING THAT CUTE
NEW GIRL TO SCHOOL.
474
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,417
OKAY, HAVE A GOOD DAY.
475
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,670
REMEMBER, IF SHE DOESN'T
HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR,
476
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,960
-SHE'S NOT FOR YOU.
-WHAT?
477
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,961
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU'RE OLDER...
478
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,921
BY ABOUT AN HOUR.
479
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,630
DID WE GO TOO FAR?
480
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:38,669
IT WAS A LITTLE UNORTHODOX PARENTING,
481
00:21:38,750 --> 00:21:39,880
BUT I THINK IT WAS WARRANTED.
482
00:21:39,959 --> 00:21:42,209
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE
YOU USED PERMANENT MARKER.
483
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:43,461
OH, I DID.
484
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:44,882
GOOD ONE, ELLEN.
485
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,830
I WANT A MUSTACHE! I WANT A MUSTACHE!
486
00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,917
I WANT A MUSTACHE!
487
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,670
-OHH...
-GRANT ME THE STRENGTH...
488
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:57,331
I WANT A MUSTACHE!
489
00:21:59,542 --> 00:22:00,962
( music playing )
490
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:02,251
( boing )
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