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Stan: I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY:
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A DARK AND DISTURBING STORY.
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CUE DARK AND DISTURBING MUSIC!
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♪ THE WHEELS ON THE BUS
GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪
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DIFFERENT... KIND OF DISTURBING.
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( ominous organ music )
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AND IN THIS STORY,
A BAD, BAD THING HAPPENS.
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AND I'M TALKING BUTT-SCOOTING-
ON-HOT-ASPHALT BAD!
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-Chloe: I WANT A BANANA!
-Avery: UHH!
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STOP THAT! I WANT PIZZA!
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TYLER, SCOOT OVER! YOU'RE IN MY SPACE!
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I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO BUT OUT.
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REMEMBER TO TUCK AND ROLL.
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(sighs) CAN'T WE JUST SETTLE DOWN
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AND PLAY ONE OF THOSE FUN CAR GAMES
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LIKE "WHO CAN BE QUIET THE LONGEST"?
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I WANT TO BE QUIET THE LONGEST!!!
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-JERK!
-TROGLODYTE!
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HA! JOKE'S ON YOU! I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!
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-HOW ABOUT "MONKEY-FACE CHIMP-BOY"?
-HEY!
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I WANT A MONKEY-FACE CHIMP-BOY!
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CAN'T WE EVER DO SOMETHING AS A FAMILY?
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WE'RE THROWING TRASH AS A FAMILY.
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STOP THROWING TRASH!
BENNETT, BACK ME UP HERE.
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BENNETT!
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-( turns up volume )
-OWWWW! OHH!
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-HEY!
-THE KIDS ARE THROWING TRASH!
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BUT WERE THEY INTERRUPTING MAHLER?
NO. SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT.
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KIDS, THROW SOME TRASH AT YOUR FATHER.
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Stan: NO, NO, NO, THIS OBVIOUSLY
IS NOT THE BAD, BAD THING.
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CAR FULL OF TRASH? THAT'S A GREAT THING
IF YOU'RE A DOG!
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HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M A STANWICH!
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( theme music playing )
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OKAY, AT SOME POINT SOMEONE IS GOING TO
KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, RIGHT?
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BECAUSE THIS TRIAL IS REALLY DRAGGING ON.
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DON'T YOU WANT TO FETCH OR SOMETHING?
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HEY, I CAN BE INTERESTED
IN LITERATURE, YOU KNOW.
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I'M NOT JUST A DUMB...
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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GOOD. YOU'RE HERE.
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LINDSAY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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Stan: AVERY'S BEST FRIEND LINDSAY.
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AVERY REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO
ASK WHAT'S WRONG--
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SHE'LL TELL YA.
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I HAVE A TERRIBLE PROBLEM
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT
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BUT YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD PROBLEM SOLVER
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SO I THOUGHT I'D COME TO YOU,
SO COME AND DEAL WITH THIS PROBLEM!
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-SOLVE!
-SLOW DOWN.
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YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME.
YOU START TALKING FAST
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AND I START TALKING FAST,
YOU KNOW I'M VERY IMPRESSIONABLE,
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-AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...
-Together: WE BOTH START TALKING FAST.
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AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS!
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I KNOW! I KNOW!
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OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
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THE KID WHO NORMALLY WEARS
THE SCHOOL MASCOT COSTUME
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CAN'T BE HERE FOR THE HOMECOMING GAME,
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SO I TOLD TIFF AND EL
AND LAYLA, YOU KNOW--
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Together: FROM THE PEP SQUAD.
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THAT I WOULD BE THE MASCOT
BECAUSE I REALLY WANT THEM TO LIKE ME.
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ESPECIALLY TIFF AND LAYLA--
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EL CAN BE KIND OF STUCK UP
WITH THAT HAIR OF HERS...
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Together: AND THAT CRAZY BLING-DOT-PHONE--
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I CAN'T WEAR THIS COSTUME, AVERY,
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-I JUST CAN'T.
-WELL, WHY NOT?
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TAKE A WHIFF.
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AAAAH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
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WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS?
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"B.O. BOB," THE KID WHO WEARS IT,
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WORE IT ONE TOO MANY TIMES.
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(sniffing) IT SMELLS LIKE DIRTY
SWEAT SOCKS AND ARM PITS.
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I DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
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THAT'S HOW "B.O. BOB" GOT HIS NAME--
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BEFORE THIS COSTUME, HE WAS JUST "BOB"--
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Together: HAPPY, POPULAR BOB.
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WHY CAN'T HE WEAR IT? WHERE IS HE?
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(sniffing) ABOUT SIX MILES DUE EAST.
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VISITING HIS GRANDMOTHER.
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YOU HAVE TO HELP ME SOMEONE
TO BE THE TERRIER MASCOT.
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HEY, I COULD THE MASCOT.
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I JUST DON'T WHO I'M GONNA GET
TO WEAR THIS STINKY DOG COSTUME.
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I DON'T EVEN NEED THE COSTUME.
I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS PART!
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SURE IT'S TYPECASTING,
BUT I'M COOL WITH IT.
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I PROMISED THE PEP SQUAD,
AND I REALLY WANT THOSE GIRLS TO LIKE ME.
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LOOK, IT SHOULDN'T MATTER
WHAT THOSE PEP SNOBS
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THINK OF YOU, LINDSAY.
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YOU'RE A UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL
WITH VALUE THAT HAS
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NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR APPROVAL.
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THEY SAID YOU'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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(excited) REALLY? THEY TALKED ABOUT ME?
THEY KNOW MY NAME?
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WELL, SORT OF. THEY CALLED YOU "IVORY."
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THEY ALMOST KNOW MY NAME!
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WE HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE TO BE THE TERRIER
AT THE HOMECOMING.
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HELLO! LA DOG, A-WOOF, A-WOOF.
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IT HAS TO BE SOMEONE WITH REAL SPIRIT
AND ENTHUSIASM...
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SOMEONE ATHLETIC...
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BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, SOMEONE WHO CAN BE
BELIEVABLE AS A DOG.
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SERIOUSLY? 'CAUSE NOW IT'S JUST INSULTING.
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Bennett: ELLEN?
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ELLEN...
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YOUR CAR IS A DISASTER AREA.
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YES, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A NEW ONE, TOO.
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-I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
-YOU IMPLIED IT.
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BENNETT, IT'S WORN DOWN,
STAN CRASHED IT TWICE,
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AND EVERY TIME I DRIVE BY THE CAR WASH,
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THEY PRETEND TO BE CLOSED.
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OKAY, I-I CAN SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.
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YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU CLEAN THE CAR.
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-JUST ASK.
-I DON'T WANT HELP.
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-GOOD, BECAUSE I GOT THIS THING--
-I WANT A NEW CAR.
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-ELLEN--
- ONE I CAN DRIVE
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WITHOUT THE OTHER MOMS
CALLING ME "SMELLEN."
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(chuckles) THAT IS VERY CLEVER.
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I MEAN, VERY HURTFUL.
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YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS CAR IS?
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THERE'S A FAMILY OF POSSUMS
LIVING UNDER THE BACK SEAT.
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THERE ARE NO POSSUMS BACK THERE.
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BE CAREFUL. THEY'RE VICIOUS.
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-( car alarm wails )
-OW!
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OKAY, AND NOW MY HEAD
IS STUCK TO THE CEILING.
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WHAT IS THIS, GUM?
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THAT'S ONE THEORY.
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-( tearing sound )
-AHH!
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AAAH!
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FINE. WE'LL GET A NEW CAR.
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WHY NOT ME? WHY NOT A REAL DOG INSTEAD OF
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SOME STINKY KID IN A LAME TERRIER COSTUME?
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STAN, LOOK, EAST GLENDALE
ALWAYS PULLS PRANKS ON OUR MASCOTS.
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THEY COULD TAKE YOU AND SHAVE YOU
AND PUT YOU ON A BUS TO FRESNO,
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AND WE'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
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ALTHOUGH YOU GET IN WITH
THOSE GIRLS ON THE PEP SQUAD,
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AND YOU MIGHT LIKE FRESNO.
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NO, IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
I CAN'T RISK LOSING YOU.
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IT WOULD BE MY MOMENT TO SHINE, AVERY.
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FINALLY, MY CHANCE TO BE A STAR
LIKE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
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I HAD THAT CHANCE ONCE, BUT IT WAS CRUELLY
SNATCHED AWAY FROM ME.
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ONCE THIS COMMERCIAL AIRS,
MY LITTLE FRIEND,
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YOU'LL BE FAMOUS.
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YOU'LL HAVE FANS ALL OVER THE... (gasps)
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WHO IS THAT DOG?
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GET THIS DOG OUT OF HERE.
GET ME THAT DOG! HE'S A STAR!
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MAN, I WISH I COULD DO SOMETHING THAT DOGS
TYPICALLY DON'T DO.
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I'M SORRY, STAN. TOO MANY THINGS
COULD GO WRONG.
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SOMETHING COULD GO WRONG?
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SOUNDS LIKE FUN, I'M IN!
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I WANT TO BE THE TERRIER MASCOT
FOR THE HOMECOMING.
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OH, COOL. THE EAST GLENDALE RAZORBACKS
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HAVE ALWAYS HAD A REAL PIG,
WE SHOULD HAVE A REAL DOG.
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BUT I DON'T WANT HIM
TO GET COVERED IN FROSTING
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AND PUT ON A TRAIN TO BAKERSFIELD!
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THAT'S RIGHT, THEY DO THAT, TOO.
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NOT ANYMORE. BOTH SCHOOLS
ARE CRACKING DOWN ON PRANKS.
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ANYONE WHO MESSES WITH
THE MASCOT GETS EXPELLED.
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TOO MANY KIDS GETTING SHAVED.
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ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER SHAVED "B.O. BOB."
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WOULD YOU?
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COME ON, AVERY! TYLER SAYS IT'S SAFE!
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AND I'M SO PERFECT FOR IT!
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I'M EVEN ONE-EIGHTH-TERRIER
ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE!
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AH, THERE THEY ARE: THE BOSTON TERRIERS.
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UH, IGNORE THE CAT. IT WAS THE SEVENTIES.
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WELL, I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF LIFE DO YOU
LEAD IF YOU DON'T TAKE ANY RISKS?
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YOURS.
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AND MAYBE IT'S TIME I CHANGED THAT.
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ALL RIGHT, STAN, I'LL TELL THE PEP SQUAD
THEY'VE GOT THEIR TERRIER.
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ALL RIGHT!
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT I TRIED SOMETHING
THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO...
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JUGGLING!
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( both ) WHAT?!
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IT'S ALWAYS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE,
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BUT I HAVE BEEN TOO AFRAID.
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TO HECK WITH THE RISK!
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IF FRUIT GETS BRUISED, SO BE IT.
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WOW, LOOK AT THAT!
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MY FIRST RISK HAS PAID OFF!
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I'M GONNA BE A STAR!
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I'M NOT LEAVING ANYTHING TO CHANCE.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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( loud crash )
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I'M OKAY! THE LAUNDRY BASKET
BROKE MY FALL!
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HEY, MAYBE I COULD WORK
THIS OLD FOOTBALL HELMET INTO THE ACT.
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-I LOVE MY NEW CAR.
-HMM.
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-JUST SMELL IT!
-YEAH, IT'S GOT A REALLY--
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-NO! I MEAN SMELL IT!
-OH! OHH!
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GET YOUR NOSE IN THERE.
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YEAH-- YEAH. HONEY, THAT'S REAL GOOD.
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IT'S THE SMELL OF A NEW START.
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WE CAN HAVE FAMILY OUTINGS
AND REALLY ENJOY EACH OTHER.
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I ENJOYED YOUR SUDDEN BURST
OF CRAZY STRENGTH.
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CHLOE HAD SO MUCH FUN AT THE DEALERSHIP
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TALKING TO THE ANDERSONS FROM CHURCH.
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SO FUNNY THEY WERE BUYING
THE SAME CAR AS US.
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RIGHT, CHLOE?
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Together: CHLOE!!!
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IT'S REALLY NOT YOUR FAULT.
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MOMMY AND DADDY DO THIS ALL THE TIME.
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AND THEN I GET A NEW DOLL.
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I MISS THE OLD CAR.
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IT SMELLED LIKE FRENCH FRIES
AND CHOCOLATE.
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HONEY, NO SNACKS IN THE NEW CAR, OKAY?
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-BUT DADDY--
-CHLOE, JUST GIVE ME THE DONUT HOLE.
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-BUT DADDY--
-CHLOE! COME ON.
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DADDY.
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THAT WAS MY FAVORITE DIRT BALL
FROM THE DOG PARK.
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-OHH!
-NOT IN MY NEW CAR, YOU DON'T!
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-UNH-UNH!
-( shouting )
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YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AWESOME
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TO HAVE A REAL DOG AS THE MASCOT.
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SO I VOLUNTEERED STAN.
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YOU KNOW, JUST DOING
MY LITTLE BIT TO SUPPORT THE TERRIERS
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AND YOU GREAT GALS ON
THE PEP SQUAD, OF COURSE.
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WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
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IT'S ME.
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IVORY.
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AVERY, I'VE GOT TERRIBLE NEWS!
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OH, HI, TIFF. HI, LAYLA. HI, EL.
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AVERY, I'VE GOT TERRIBLE NEWS!
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LINDSAY, WHAT'S WRONG?
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EAST GLENDALE KIDNAPPED STAN!
221
00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,671
STAN'S BEEN KIDNAPPED?!
222
00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,290
THEY TOOK HIM THROUGH THE LOCKER ROOM.
223
00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,665
THE LEFT A NOTE AND EVERYTHING.
224
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,290
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!
EL, YOUR HAIR LOOKS FANTASTIC,
225
00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,075
SO FULL OF MOISTURE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DO?!!
226
00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,208
I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
227
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,205
YOU SEEM UPSET.
228
00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,880
WE'RE GONNA GO.
229
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:30,785
I WAS SO STUPID TO RISK
STAN'S SAFETY TO BEGIN WITH.
230
00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:33,825
AND NOW I'M GONNA TAKE ANY RISK NECESSARY
TO GET HIM BACK.
231
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:36,625
WHATEVER RULE I HAVE TO BREAK,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
232
00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,996
Stan: WHY DID YOU
SNEAK ME OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM?
233
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,583
I WAS WORKING OUT MY HALFTIME ROUTINE
WITH THE BAND!
234
00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,917
CHECK IT-- ♪ BOOM, SHH, BOOM, SHH ♪
235
00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,424
( imitating beat box )
236
00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,420
♪ BOOM SHH, BOOM, SHH ♪
237
00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,750
♪ SHH SHH SHH SHH ♪
238
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,004
-♪ BOOM! ♪
-STAN!
239
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:04,750
I'M PRETENDING YOU'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED
BY EAST GLENDALE.
240
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,245
IT'S THE PERFECT PRANK.
241
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,419
THEY'RE GONNA GET IN A TON OF TROUBLE!
242
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,790
BUT NOW I CAN'T BE
A PART OF THE PEP RALLY.
243
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:14,125
RIGHT! WHICH WILL MAKE
YOUR TRIUMPHANT RETURN AT THE BIG GAME
244
00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,498
THAT MUCH MORE DRAMATIC.
245
00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:18,173
THINK ABOUT IT: THE HEROIC MASCOT,
246
00:11:18,250 --> 00:11:20,880
HAVING ESCAPED FROM THE EVIL CLUTCHES
OF HIS TORMENTORS,
247
00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:23,579
REFUSES TO LET THE CROWD DOWN.
248
00:11:23,667 --> 00:11:24,827
I LOVE IT!
249
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,495
HEY, MAYBE I'LL COME IN
WITH A LIMP, RIGHT?
250
00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:30,291
AND A FAR-AWAY LOOK.
251
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,040
AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME
WHAT HAPPENED I'LL SAY,
252
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:36,462
(hoarse) "IT'S JUST TOO PAINFUL
TO TALK ABOUT."
253
00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:39,291
BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING, REMEMBER?
254
00:11:39,375 --> 00:11:40,875
OH, RIGHT! RIGHT.
255
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:44,459
UH... THEN JUST THE LIMP AND THE...
FARAWAY LOOK
256
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,672
Avery: JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE...
GOOD BOY...
257
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:50,130
LITTLE BIT... LITTLE BIT...
258
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:52,750
-GOOD!
-WHOA!
259
00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:56,461
-IS THAT--?
-YEP, THE EAST GLENDALE PIG.
260
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,792
THOSE GUYS KIDNAPPED STAN,
SO I STOLE THE PIG
261
00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,375
SO WE CAN TRADE IT TO GET STAN BACK.
262
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,538
THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T MESS
WITH AVERY JENNINGS.
263
00:12:03,625 --> 00:12:06,825
YOU STEAL MY DOG, I STEAL YOUR PIG.
264
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:10,955
I AM RISKING EVERYTHING.
265
00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,671
I'M GOING FOUR BALLS!
266
00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,334
Stan: SHE STOLE THE PIG
AND WENT FOUR BALLS!
267
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:20,627
THIS IS BAD!
268
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,418
BUT IT'S STILL NOT THE BAD, BAD THING.
269
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,463
STAN?!
270
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,457
YOU'RE OKAY!
271
00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,630
THANK GOODNESS! I'VE BEEN
SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
272
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:31,917
WHAT HAPPENED?
273
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,670
IT'S JUST TOO PAINFUL TO TALK ABOUT.
274
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,003
STAN WAS NEVER GONE. IT WAS A PRANK...
275
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,325
TO MESS WITH THEIR MINDS.
276
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,631
WHAT WAS I THINKING?
277
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:46,498
I TOOK THIS HUGE RISK,
AND NOW I'M GONNA BE EXPELLED.
278
00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:48,292
I WON'T GET INTO LAW SCHOOL,
279
00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:51,245
AND I DEFINITELY WON'T BECOME
THE FIRST JUGGLING PRESIDENT.
280
00:12:51,333 --> 00:12:52,463
SINCE BUCHANAN.
281
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,376
YOU GUYS WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE IN
THE NEW CAR?
282
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,578
IT'S GOT A SUN ROOF AND SEAT HEATERS
AND CUP HOLDERS,
283
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:01,417
AND EACH ONE OF THE... WHAT IS A PIG DOING
IN OUR FAMILY ROOM?!
284
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:04,081
HEY, LOOK AT THAT! A PIG!
285
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,670
I LOVE MY NEW PIG!
286
00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,424
THIS IS NOT KOSHER.
287
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,375
ALL RIGHT, WHAT HAPPENED?
288
00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:15,998
-WELL, I WAS TRYING TO...
-Stan: YOU GUYS ALREADY KNOW ALL THIS.
289
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:19,543
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE AVERY
EXPLAIN IT ALL TO MOM AND DAD, RIGHT?
290
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,420
YOU CAN JUGGLE?
291
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,080
I'M NAMING HIM "BIG MURRAY."
292
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,210
NO, NO. YOU'RE MISSING THE BIG PICTURE.
293
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,461
-I COULD BE EXPELLED!
-Tyler: ME TOO!
294
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:35,172
LOOK, I JUST SAY WE TELL EVERYONE
STAN ESCAPED AND FOUND HIS WAY HOME.
295
00:13:35,250 --> 00:13:38,170
WE LET THE PIG GO,
AND NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW AVERY TOOK HIM.
296
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,750
WE CAN'T JUST LET A PIG GO.
297
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:43,174
AN UNSUPERVISED PIG
WOULD NOT LAST TWO MINUTES IN PASADENA.
298
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:47,963
I'VE GOT IT. WE HAVE TO
SNEAK HIM BACK BEFORE THEY KNOW HE'S GONE.
299
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,041
YOU CAN'T TAKE BIG MURRAY!
300
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:53,419
HE'S SO MUCH BETTER THAN
MONKEY-FACE CHIMP-BOY.
301
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,246
HEY!
302
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:57,285
WE HAVE TO. IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
303
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,665
THE RIGHT THING TO DO IS TO CALL
THE OTHER SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY,
304
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,830
TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED,
305
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,787
AND THAT WE HAVE THEIR PIG.
306
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,665
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN?!
307
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,923
THIS IS NOT THE TIME
TO DO THE RIGHT THING!
308
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,420
I HAVE BEEN TAKING RISKS
FOR THE LAST TWO DAYS,
309
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,540
AND I AM NOT GETTING OFF THIS TRAIN NOW!
310
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,958
OKAY, WE'RE SNEAKING THE PIG BACK.
311
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:22,786
AM I IN TROUBLE FOR CALLING YOU "WOMAN"
INSTEAD OF "MOM"?
312
00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:30,247
OKAY, WE CAN'T JUST LEAD HIM DOWN
THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. NO.
313
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,003
OPERATION "BRING HOME THE BACON"
314
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:33,883
IS GONNA TAKE SOME REAL PLANNING.
315
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:37,709
AS SOON AS IT GETS DARK, WE GO COMMANDO.
316
00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,745
DAD, I DON'T THINK THAT MEANS
WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS.
317
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,544
BOY, I HOPE NOT.
318
00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,625
OKAY, AT 2100, WE PLACE THE TARGET
IN THE CAR
319
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,329
AND SWIM TO EAST GLENDALE.
320
00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:51,627
NOW, IF I SUSPECT A BLOWN FLOATER
ON THIS O.P.O.,
321
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,499
I WILL PLANT A CANARY TRAP,
322
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,713
DRY-CLEAN IT, GO TOTALLY JOE!
323
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,455
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS...
324
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,962
WHICH I'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE...
325
00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,881
BUT I LIKE THE FIRE IN YOUR EYE!
326
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,630
I AM WITH THIS MAN.
327
00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,457
AM I IN TROUBLE FOR
CALLING YOU "THIS MAN"?
328
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,422
NO, NO, NOT AT ALL, SWEETIE!
329
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,420
I'M PUMPED! I'M READY FOR ACTION!
330
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:14,540
I'M GONNA NEED MY BLACK TURTLENECK,
MY SKI MASK,
331
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,165
AND MY SPECIAL OPS UTILITY PACK.
332
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,882
MY MAN PURSE.
333
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,383
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU SAID PLACE THE PIG
IN THE CAR.
334
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:27,788
THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GONNA FIT
ALL OF US AND THAT PIG IN YOUR CAR
335
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,787
NOOOO.
336
00:15:32,125 --> 00:15:33,665
NO, NO, NO...
337
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:36,290
-NO, NO, NO!
-( pig squealing )
338
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,543
YOU SAID WE SHOULD HAVE A FAMILY OUTING
AND REALLY ENJOY EACH OTHER.
339
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:42,709
I'M ENJOYING YOU RIGHT NOW.
340
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,997
ARE YOU ENJOYING ME?
341
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,080
I'M GOING DARK.
342
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:52,331
-( pig grunting )
-WHAT IS THAT PIG DOING BACK THERE?!
343
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,955
( clatter, squealing )
344
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,631
-I THINK SHE'S NESTING.
-MY CAR!
345
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:00,537
-MY BEAUTIFUL NEW CAR!
-FORGET THE CAR.
346
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:04,535
LOOK, I'M NOT LETTING
MY FUTURE GET DERAILED BY SWINEGATE.
347
00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:06,327
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL CALL IT.
348
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,790
I'M SORRY I SNAPPED. I'M TENSE
AND I'VE HAD NO FRESH FRUIT TODAY.
349
00:16:10,959 --> 00:16:13,749
-( louder squealing )
-WHAT IS GOING ON BACK THERE?!
350
00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:17,081
IT'S A SHORT RIDE, HONEY.
HOW MUCH DAMAGE CAN HE DO?
351
00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,672
WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING?!
352
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,460
I THINK "HE" JUST HAD BABIES!
353
00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,883
BIG MURRAY'S A MOMMY!
354
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,165
OH! OH...
355
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,290
TYLER. WRAP THE LITTLE PIGS
IN THE BLANKET.
356
00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,789
THAT'S FUNNY: "PIGS IN A BLANKET."
357
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,665
I'M SO SPRITZED OUT BY THIS MISSION.
358
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,040
I CAN BELIEVE I'D MISS SOMETHING
359
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,995
I'VE WANTED TO SEE MY ENTIRE LIFE:
A PIG BIRTH.
360
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,212
YOU CAN STILL SMELL IT IF YOU WANT.
361
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,540
I WANT TO NAME THEM.
362
00:16:51,959 --> 00:16:53,999
HOW CAN WE TELL THE BOYS FROM THE GIRLS?
363
00:16:54,417 --> 00:16:55,537
APPARENTLY WE CAN'T.
364
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:02,037
UNBELIEVABLE. PIG BIRTH
ALL OVER MY NEW CAR?
365
00:17:02,125 --> 00:17:04,375
SO MUCH FOR GETTING RID
OF THE NICKNAME "SMELLEN."
366
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,168
I'LL BE "SMELLEN" FOREVER.
"HI, SMELLEN." "HI, MARY."
367
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:09,170
"HELLO, SMELLEN." "HELLO, REBECCA."
368
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,080
-"HELLO--"
-HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
369
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:12,706
YOU STAY WITH ME, SOLDIER!
370
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,826
I'M COMING TOO.
371
00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:18,827
I WAN TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO BIG MURRAY, LITTLE PHYLLIS,
372
00:17:18,917 --> 00:17:20,827
TINY HAROLD AND DAVEED.
373
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,382
ALL RIGHT, STAN, YOU GUARD THE CAR.
374
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,328
MY PRESIDENCY HANGS IN THE BALANCE.
375
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:31,208
IT'S NEVER THE CRIME;
IT'S ALWAYS THE COVER-UP.
376
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,924
THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GUARDING THE CAR,
377
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,040
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE MISSION.
378
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:41,331
MAN, I'M BORED.
379
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:49,125
-( static )
-HEY, THERE IS A VAN PARKED OUT HERE.
380
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,498
I'M GONNA GO CHECK OUT BACK,
381
00:17:50,583 --> 00:17:52,043
MAKE SURE NO ONE'S MESSING
WITH THE MASCOTS.
382
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,745
UH-OH. GOTTA DISTRACT HIM.
383
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,205
YO, DUDE! WHERE YA GOIN'?
384
00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,293
WHO SAID THAT?
385
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:03,419
IS SOMEONE WITH THIS DOG?
386
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:06,082
HERE! UNDER THE CAR! I'M STUCK!
387
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,075
I MEAN UP HERE. I'M ON TOP OF THE CAR.
388
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:17,789
O-KAY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
WHO'S SAYING THAT?
389
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,541
I'M BEHIND YOU.
390
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:22,825
I'M OVER YOU!
391
00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:24,325
I'M UNDER YOU.
392
00:18:24,417 --> 00:18:26,377
I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
393
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:29,667
I'M RUNNING DOWN THE STREET!
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
394
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,500
HA HA HA HA!
395
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,380
WELL, I GUESS WE SEE WHY
HE'S NOT GUARDING A BANK.
396
00:18:41,125 --> 00:18:43,705
-WHOO! HIGH FIVE! HIGH FIVE!
-AVERY.
397
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,752
AVERY! CHILL OUT.
398
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:48,674
NO WAY. I TOOK A HUGE RISK AND IT PAID OF.
399
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:51,880
I FEEL GREAT! LET'S STEAL SOMETHING ELSE
AND PUT IT BACK.
400
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:54,539
-MOVE! COMMENCE PHASE THREE.
-WHAT'S PHASE THREE?
401
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,504
UM... AH...
402
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,753
I ELIMINATE ALL OF YOU TO COVER MY TRACKS.
403
00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:01,287
OKAY, MAYBE THE WEBSITE I GOT THIS FROM
404
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:03,035
WAS A LITTLE HARDCORE.
405
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:04,827
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
406
00:19:04,917 --> 00:19:06,207
BUT LET'S BE COOL.
407
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:09,001
YOU DON'T WANT TO DRAW
ANY ATTENTION TO OURSELVES.
408
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,713
WHEN AM I NOT COOL?
409
00:19:10,792 --> 00:19:11,832
-( car alarm wails )
-UHH!
410
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:17,543
( barking, shouting,
alarm continues wailing )
411
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:23,786
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
FINE WORK, EVERYBODY.
412
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,535
THAT WAS REALLY COOL!
413
00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,997
WHICH IS WEIRD,
BECAUSE I WAS WITH MY FAMILY.
414
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:32,673
I'M JUST HAPPY THAT THE PIG IS BACK,
STAN IS SAFE,
415
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:36,290
AND MY 2044 PRESIDENTIAL BID
IS NO LONGER IN JEOPARDY.
416
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,634
OH, AND I WONDER IF I CAN JUGGLE PINS?
417
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,713
WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE?
418
00:19:40,792 --> 00:19:44,422
I WALKED A 700-POUND PIG
FROM GLENDALE TO PASADENA,
419
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,170
AND YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHERE I GOT BOWLING PINS?
420
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:52,327
I HAVE TO ADMIT THIS WHOLE OPERATION
WAS KIND OF EXCITING...
421
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:53,917
COMMANDER.
422
00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,712
IS THIS WHERE THE BEAUTIFUL GIRL
423
00:19:57,792 --> 00:20:01,422
FALLS FOR THE DASHING, DANGEROUS SPY?
424
00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,998
WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY TURTLENECK?
425
00:20:06,083 --> 00:20:08,133
WELL, WE WERE IN A HURRY
AND I COULDN'T FIND MINE,
426
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,288
SO I JUST GRABBED THE FIRST...
427
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:11,247
WAS THE MISSION SUCCESSFUL OR NOT?!
428
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:15,499
YES, YOU'RE STILL
MY DASHING, HANDSOME SPY.
429
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:16,963
HMM...
430
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:18,791
THIS IS GREAT, HUH?
431
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,625
ALL OF US WORKING TOGETHER,
PULLING THIS OFF AS A UNIT,
432
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:22,579
THE FOUR OF US?
433
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:24,877
AREN'T THERE FIVE OF US?
434
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:27,001
Together: CHLOE!
435
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,130
SERIOUSLY?
436
00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,878
YOU GUYS DON'T TALK AT ALL?
437
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,834
NOT EVEN YOU, DAVEED?
438
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,378
NOTHIN'?
439
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:39,958
( ominous organ chord )
440
00:20:40,041 --> 00:20:41,961
Stan: LEAVING CHLOE IN A PIG PEN?
441
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,882
STILL NOT THE BAD, BAD THING.
442
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,460
ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF A CUTE THING.
443
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,330
OKAY, GANG, OPERATION
"CHLOE GRAB" IS A GO!
444
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,417
BENNETT? HONEY?
445
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,830
COVER UP. IF THIS GOES SOUTH,
446
00:20:54,917 --> 00:20:56,917
THAT SWEATER'S NOT
GONNA BE YOUR FRIEND IN JAIL.
447
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,209
Stan: THE THING ABOUT RISK,
448
00:21:02,291 --> 00:21:05,041
THE MORE YOU PUT ON THE LINE,
THE BIGGER THE PAYOFF.
449
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,875
AVERY RISKED A LOT, AND IT ALL WORKED OUT.
450
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:11,042
SHE EVEN GOT IN WITH
THOSE GIRLS ON THE PEP SQUAD.
451
00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,205
AND I TOOK SOME RISKS TO BE MASCOT.
452
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,830
AND IT WAS...
453
00:21:17,917 --> 00:21:20,417
(laughing) ...AWESOME!
454
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,000
IT WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED IT WOULD BE,
455
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,713
MY MOMENT OF GLORY!
456
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,787
AND THAT'S...
457
00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,541
WHEN THE BAD, BAD THING HAPPENED.
458
00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:31,245
A SKATEBOARDING PIG!
459
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:33,627
NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO ME AFTER THAT.
460
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,829
BUT AT LEAST I'M STILL A STAR
IN MY OWN FAMILY...
461
00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:38,827
MOST OF THE TIME.
462
00:21:38,917 --> 00:21:40,167
( music playing )
463
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,250
( boing )
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