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- They're not gonna laugh
at you.
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This time.
Come on.
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- [exhales]
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Hey, Spence, are we supposed
to be doing something
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while you talk to that corner?
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- Sorry, I just gotta get
this speech right.
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You guys are my last rehearsal
before my dress rehearsal
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before my final dress rehearsal
before my opening.
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But yeah, help yourself
to the sumptuous feast
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I painstakingly prepared.
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- You put out old takeout boxes
from last week.
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- And you didn't even
put out silverware.
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- Okay, before I reveal
the centerpiece
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of my upcoming exhibition,
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I'd like to recite
a short poem.
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- [laughs]
What is this, a TED Talk?
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I'm just joking.
I know it's not.
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Ted was a friend of the family.
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- What is a feeling?
How does one define a rainbow?
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If a bamboo breaks--
- [laughs]
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Oh, sorry, Spencer. Hold on.
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I love this squirrel
getting a manicure meme.
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It says so much
without saying anything.
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- Mm. I'm saying something.
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- I used to find that funny,
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but now I follow a number
of squirrel accounts
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that found the nail polish
color highly problematic.
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- Okay, let's give Spencer
the attention he deserves.
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- Thank you.
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Harper, would you do me
the honor
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of capturing the unveiling
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to show my future children,
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Banksy and Basquiat?
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I'm assuming
they'll be artists,
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but if not, they'll be
very cool accountants.
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May I present...
"Soliloquies In Time."
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- Ugh.
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[camera shutter clicks]
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- This needs to be
in the Guggenheim.
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- But not in the bathroom
this time!
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Fool me once.
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- No, not your sculpture.
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This pic I just took of Carly
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spitting out your nasty
leftover meatballs.
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[laughs]
You have to post this.
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I'm PearDropping it now.
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[phone dings]
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- [laughing]
Oh, my God.
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How should I caption it?
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"When your leftovers
should have just been left."
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You guys get it?
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'Cause, like, left and left.
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- At least you're pretty.
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- * I know you see
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* Somehow the world
will change for me *
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[together]
* And be so wonderful
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- * So wake up the members
of my nation *
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[together]
* It's your time to be
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- * There's no chance
unless you take one *
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* And the time to see
the brighter side *
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* Of every situation
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* Some things
are meant to be *
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* So give me your best
and leave the rest to me *
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- Did you know
that Manicure Squirrel
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does nail art tutorials now?
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I know I'm supposed
to be editing,
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but want to watch
every single one of them?
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- That squirrel's
an anti-vaxxer.
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- Damn it.
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- Carly, you're number one!
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- And Harper, you're great too!
- Yes.
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But the photo that you posted,
you're number one on IMemeDb!
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- [screams]
Screw you,
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baby confused by Pop Rocks!
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- [laughs]
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Ooh, that baby gonna be mad!
- Ay!
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- Interesting.
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- Carly, you need to capitalize
on this moment.
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Re-share some of the funniest
meatball face memes.
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You'll drive a ton of traffic
to your channel.
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- But do I want to use this
to drive traffic?
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It's not my favorite look.
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- Doesn't matter!
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All publicity
is good publicity.
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'Cause when people like
your face, they'll be all like,
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"How can I see
more of that face?"
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And that's where
the merch comes in.
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- Wait, merch? I don't know.
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I just relaunched,
and it still feels new.
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Like a fawn
trying its little legs out.
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Maybe I should just wait a beat
and see how things shake out.
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- You don't have a beat, Bambi.
You're hot now.
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Tomorrow, someone's gonna eat
a moldy cannoli and go like--
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And then you'll be
the next baby with Pop Rocks.
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- Harper's right.
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Strike while the meatball
is rancid.
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- Okay. Yeah.
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This is a good opportunity.
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Harper, can we do keychains?
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- We can try.
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My keychain guy hasn't been
getting back to me.
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- Grandma B. says
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your oatmeal got cold,
and somehow it's my fault.
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- Oh, she's not blaming me.
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- Millicent, Carly's number one
on IMemeDb.
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- Too bad Carly's reign
will be short-lived.
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And then she'll come to regret
ever having had a face at all.
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- What is there to regret?
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It's a photo of Carly
spitting out a meatball.
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- Precisely!
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In a few years,
we could all be vegans.
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Or not be allowed to spit
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because of
a worldwide pandemic.
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- [laughs]
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- Don't worry about things
that will never happen.
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- Ooh, 26 pizzerias
just followed me.
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Hello, free garlic knots.
- Oh!
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- How can you not see
that this meatball
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is a ticking time bomb?
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I'm gonna check your timeline
for more offensive content.
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- Aww, that's cute.
You're protecting Carly.
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- No! I want to cancel Carly.
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- Right, yeah,
that makes more sense.
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- Freddie?
- Yeah?
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- You wanna dad it up?
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
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Uh, there's nothing I can do
to stop you, right?
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- Nothing.
- All righty, have fun.
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- Interesting.
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[upbeat music]
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[both laughing]
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- The memes you're sharing
have ruined my life!
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- Did they take
your millions of dollars
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and the food from your fridge
and the clothes off your back?
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- Worse.
They've taken my dignity.
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Listen.
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"When your man calls me."
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"When he says
he has five roommates."
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"when you realize
cartoon characters can be hot."
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- Ooh, that's so true though.
[both laugh]
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- You guys, it's not funny.
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People think you're making
that face about my art.
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- What? No.
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You can see
the disgusting meatball
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right there in my hand.
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If anything,
I'm highlighting your art.
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Look at this article
on QuackFeed.
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Okay, "Don't hate me,
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"but the artwork in the back
of the Meatball Face meme
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is actually kinda good."
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- That's the best
you could find?
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Kinda good?
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With a question mark?
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Carly,
my opening is this weekend,
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and all people
are talking about
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are my leftovers and your face.
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- Okay, yeah. I hear you.
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But I just restarted "iCarly"
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and these memes are
really helping my channel.
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What do you want me to do?
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- The least you could do
is apologize.
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- But I didn't
do anything wrong.
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- [high-pitched]
Didn't you?
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- Fine.
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I'm sorry if your feelings
are hurt.
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I didn't realize
you were so sensitive.
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- What kind of fauxpology
was that?
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- Fauxpology? Love!
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That is a perfect caption
for Meatball Face.
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- Totally!
"When you hear a fauxpology."
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Wait, how do you spell that?
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- Oh, you spell it
R-U-kidding me?
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[doorbell rings]
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- Spencer, you know
how cutthroat it is out here.
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All these new platforms
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and influencers getting
younger and younger.
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It's like Harper always says.
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"You gotta switch it up
on a bitch!"
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I'll never say that again.
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- It was cute though.
You tried.
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- Tomorrow, I could be beaten
by a moldy cannoli.
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Pop Rocks baby
is already in rehab.
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- All right. I get it.
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Just don't add
any more fuel to the fire.
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- Ba-bam!
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Who wants
a Carly meatball face T-shirt?
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- Oh, my God,
these are adorable.
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- I know!
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- Is it gauche
to wear your own face?
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- No, your face is--
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- Seriously?
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- Spencer, it's like
I told Carly.
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There's no such thing
as bad publicity!
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This meme is good
for all of us.
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You're getting your name
out there.
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I learned that my keychain guy
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isn't ghosting me,
he's just dead.
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- Plus, feel the material.
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- Oh wow, that is soft.
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Fine.
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I'll wear it to bed,
and only that.
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*
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- Millicent,
you can come back now.
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My mom is no longer
using up all our bandwidth
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video-chatting with her
Christian Book Club.
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- Good, because I was
just finishing
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my timeline audit, on you.
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- What?
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I thought you were
doing an audit on Carly.
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- I was,
but all I found were posts
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supporting puppy
and cat adoption centers.
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She's a saint.
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You, on the other hand.
Cyberbullying.
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- Cyberbullying? Against who?
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- Against me.
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Eight years ago at 3:47 p.m.,
you wrote, and I quote,
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"I never, ever, ever, ever,
ever want kids.
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Ever!"
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- I was joking!
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- Then you said,
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"If you think I'm joking,
I am not!"
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- Okay, wow.
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I know that sounds bad,
but this was from so long ago,
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I was probably wearing Crocs
when I wrote it.
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- Why?
Did you use to be a nurse?
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- No, I just like a shoe
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that's easy to clean
and comes in fun, bold colors.
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Millicent, I'm sorry.
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Tell me
how I can make this right.
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- A six-pack
of Red Lamb energy drink.
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- Red Lamb?
That's just caffeine and sugar.
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- And red food dye number five.
That's what makes it delicious.
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- You can't drink that.
It's not good for kids.
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- Emotional trauma isn't good
for kids either, and yet...
235
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- Regular or Banana Blast?
236
00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:28,039
*
237
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,138
- Oh, my God!
238
00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,399
Spencer Shay. I'm such a fan.
239
00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:32,938
- Oh, that's so sweet!
240
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,683
It's nice to be recognized
for one's work.
241
00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:38,378
- You're meatball brother.
- Uh-huh. Also that.
242
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:39,611
- I'm Willow.
243
00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,617
I run a super popular
food art Insta
244
00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:43,479
called "You Aren't
What You Eat.
245
00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,716
Just Kidding, You Are."
[laughs]
246
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,223
- Wow, food art?
247
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,724
So, like, thought-provoking
sculptures using food or--
248
00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,187
- No, I take pictures
of what I eat for lunch.
249
00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,055
I've had six shows
at this gallery.
250
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:57,204
- Oh, I've got a show here too.
Just the one.
251
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,770
- Oh, you're an artist too?
252
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,840
Cute.
253
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,399
Wait. Let me just--
254
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,206
- Oh.
- Say, "meatball!"
255
00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:08,009
- Ahh, no!
256
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,081
Ahh!
257
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,250
I am not gonna cry.
258
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,719
You know what? I'm gonna cry.
259
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,118
- Sorry.
260
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:19,749
- Oh, are you? Are you sorry?
261
00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:21,217
Well, I'm sorry!
262
00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,024
Sorry I live in a culture
that's so obsessed with memes
263
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,627
and likes and fake art
and fake apologies and--
264
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,931
oh.
265
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,202
I've got an idea.
266
00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:35,371
I am reborn!
267
00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,540
- Yeah.
I have that effect on people.
268
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:48,483
- Millicent, check it out.
269
00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,815
Carly meatball face T-shirts.
270
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,051
- They're $40.
But for you, $39.99.
271
00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,757
- I'd rather wear a shirt
made out of human hair.
272
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,058
Besides, I don't need
your flimsy discount.
273
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,564
I'm about to be Beyoncé rich
with my new business.
274
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,097
- What did I tell you about
taking Bey's name in vain?
275
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,304
- Oh, it's not in vain.
276
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,696
Since finding
Freddie's old posts
277
00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,538
turned out to be profitable,
278
00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,512
I realized that there's a hole
in the market.
279
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,552
Any Gen Z kid can tell you
what's offensive now,
280
00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,578
but only Millicent can predict
what will offend next.
281
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:25,054
I am the Offensive Oracle.
282
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:31,220
- Oh, this card stock is legit.
- Mm-hmm.
283
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,588
Want me to scrub
your social media
284
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:35,525
for a friends and family rate
of $500?
285
00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,802
- I'd rather wear a shirt made
out of human hair.
286
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,001
- And you can make one
with all you shed.
287
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,703
- [laughs]
[coughs]
288
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,366
- I even wrote a jingle
for my Super Bowl commercial.
289
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,705
* Remember that we all post
290
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,411
* From our own place
of privilege *
291
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,383
* Just take into account
292
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,252
* We all have
disparate opinions *
293
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:59,992
* So if you're feeling worried
you might be problematic *
294
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,660
* Just call up
your friend Millicent *
295
00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:04,419
* Or go read a book
296
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,587
* It's not my job
to educate you *
297
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:11,126
* Unless you pay me money
298
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,266
- No one's gonna
remember that song.
299
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:18,772
- But the world will remember
what you did to Spencer.
300
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,436
Unless you purchase
my "Meme Sweep" package.
301
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,744
It's where I get
Republican Senators over 70
302
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:26,507
to use your meme
so no one else wants to.
303
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,606
- Now, hold on.
304
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,917
We are not sweeping any memes
305
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:32,220
until these tees are sold out.
306
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,422
Which reminds me, I need to do
some Instagram Live promo.
307
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,886
What's popping,
fashionistas, fashionistos,
308
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,657
and fashionistxs?
309
00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:45,634
I just got a new shipment
of meatball tees
310
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:48,495
in every size, color,
under the rainbow.
311
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:50,935
Oh, hey, Ray-Ray!
312
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,941
- That's actually a great idea!
313
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,813
I can do a livestream
of Spencer's show.
314
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,383
That way,
people's focus will be off
315
00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,780
my admittedly hilarious
meme face
316
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,253
and right back
on Spencer's art,
317
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,781
where it belongs.
318
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,646
I wish I was my sister.
319
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,164
- Hi, Millicent.
320
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,219
I know
you're still upset with me,
321
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,828
but I think
this will do the trick.
322
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,968
It's a USA Bae Doll!
323
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,128
I even found one
with your name!
324
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,967
She's from the...
British colonial era.
325
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,471
Nothing problematic about that.
326
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:27,906
- Ooh, thanks!
327
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,541
This totally erases the trauma
you inflicted on me.
328
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,207
With more trauma.
329
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,845
- Millicent, it's just
an old post.
330
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,652
- Oh, my gosh,
you didn't even get me
331
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,593
the scarlet fever add-on pack!
332
00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:42,218
- Well, I--
333
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,715
- Wow.
334
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,326
I always wanted
one of these as a kid.
335
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,599
And now that I'm holding it...
336
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,159
I finally have one.
337
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,242
[upbeat music]
338
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,168
*
339
00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,544
- Yes, you look good, girl!
Tell your friends.
340
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,712
All of 'em.
341
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,311
- Harper, what are you
doing here?
342
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,883
- Oh, Spencer asked me to come.
At first I was like, "Why?"
343
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,353
But then immediately,
I was like, "I don't care."
344
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:11,151
- Maybe we can finally put this
whole meme thing behind us.
345
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,594
- Uh-huh. Maybe.
346
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,920
- Hi, friends!
347
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,115
I'm coming to you
live from the grand opening
348
00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,687
of my brother Spencer's
newest art show!
349
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,926
- And these shirts are made
with 100% recyclable materials,
350
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,403
so be bad,
buy that premium gas.
351
00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,439
- Before I go in,
I just want to say,
352
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:31,908
most of the meatball face memes
you've been making are amazing.
353
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,409
Some of them,
a little offensive.
354
00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,081
Three of you need therapy.
355
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,749
But Spencer isn't
just the meme guy.
356
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,578
He's a really talented artist.
357
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,383
And this night is
all about Spencer
358
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,185
and has nothing
to do with me or--
359
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:49,088
my face!
360
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,926
- Okay, well, he's on board
with the meme.
361
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,274
In a really big way.
362
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,144
"The Museum of Influence."
363
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:09,412
So this is different
than I expected.
364
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:13,382
Oh, look, a slideshow.
365
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,483
@JacquenessMonster.
366
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,915
"I'd rather be constipated
for a month
367
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:20,051
than read your blog."
368
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:23,857
[laughs nervously]
Love that he's amplifying that.
369
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,760
What do we have here?
370
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,263
- Like, like, like!
371
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,155
Does this make your empty soul
feel better?
372
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:33,668
- A hateful like button.
[laughs]
373
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,170
Deep?
374
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:39,643
Oh, look, lattes. This is cute.
375
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,812
And the foam says...
376
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:45,081
"Is this art?"
377
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,312
I bet the answer is yes!
[chuckles]
378
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,775
We got a lot of comments
coming in.
379
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,147
Most of you don't seem
to be loving it,
380
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,186
but why don't we talk
to some true art aficionados
381
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,793
and get a more nuanced take.
382
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,425
Hey, I'm Carly Shay
of "iCarly."
383
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,261
- I'm Willow,
of this impermanent Earth.
384
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,895
- You seem to really be
enjoying this show.
385
00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,973
Would you want to be
on my Insta Live review?
386
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,702
- Sure. I'm really charismatic.
387
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,108
- [laughs]
Okay.
388
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,441
So tell me your thoughts on--
389
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,745
- "A Single Pringle"
is the opposite of art.
390
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,208
Everyone knows that real art
is putting two Pringles
391
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,178
in your mouth
facing opposite directions
392
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,286
so you look like
a potato chip duck.
393
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,556
I, for one hand,
am personally offended.
394
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,330
- That's one way to look at it,
but don't you think
395
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,260
you're taking this
a little too personally?
396
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:39,896
- Oh, so I'm guessing
you haven't seen that, then?
397
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,742
- [distorted]
This is still "iCarly,"
398
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:46,311
but it's grown up now,
399
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,509
so today I thought I'd share
my skincare routine.
400
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,341
- What is this hell?
401
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,848
- My review?
402
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,849
If you want to see a show
all about hating the internet--
403
00:16:55,882 --> 00:17:00,452
- And me, come on down
to the "Museum of Influence."
404
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,917
- Listen, Carly,
us influencers,
405
00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,455
we have to stick together.
406
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,161
I'll go find more people
to be mad with us.
407
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,729
- Hello, sister.
408
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:15,104
Or should I say...nemesister?
409
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,936
- Spencer, what is this place?
It's really mean.
410
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,682
To me, and to lattes.
411
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:27,009
- Mission accomplished.
- Seriously. People are pissed.
412
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,446
I just talked
to this girl, Willow,
413
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,021
and she said this entire place
is really offensive.
414
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,460
God, she doesn't
even understand
415
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,418
that you're mocking her
and her profile pics.
416
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,727
- Mission accomplished,
the sequel!
417
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,101
- You know,
the internet has the power
418
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,900
to bring people together.
419
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:50,101
But to you, I guess everything
online is just some big joke.
420
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,767
Maybe I've never made
a fancy sculpture
421
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,705
or painted a flower
422
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:59,081
or put a Pringle on a pedestal,
but my content still has value.
423
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,352
And you know what?
424
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,880
Likes do make
my empty soul feel better!
425
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,385
But that's just because
it's been scientifically proven
426
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,648
to release dopamine!
427
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,987
- Hey, Millicent.
Did I miss anything?
428
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,625
- Just my sales spike.
429
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,531
This exhibit is just a reminder
for people to be more careful
430
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,534
about what they post online.
- Hmm.
431
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,666
- Anyway, I'm sad.
What's in the bag?
432
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,339
- Well, I thought since you're
starting a new business,
433
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:29,082
I'd buy you...a new keyboard.
434
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,478
- Wow! Thanks, Freddie.
- Yeah.
435
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,482
So this place is what,
436
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,884
just skewering things
on the internet?
437
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:40,146
Ooh, where's the part where
they make fun of JavaScript?
438
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:45,629
@NotMilllicent123.
439
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,258
"Manipulating parents
is so easy.
440
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:52,165
Check out my new keys."
441
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,599
Seriously?
442
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,273
- [laughs]
443
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:59,372
It says NotMillicent123,
so obviously it's not me.
444
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,843
- Millicent.
445
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,305
- Ugh, fine. It's me.
446
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,905
Millicent. 123.
447
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,719
- So, you're not
actually traumatized?
448
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,851
- No, I just took advantage
of your insecurities
449
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,586
about being a new parent
to get some cool stuff.
450
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,562
- Mm.
- Thanks for the keyboard.
451
00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:19,590
- Yeah, bah, bah. Uh-uh.
452
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,326
Was there an apology in there?
- Come on!
453
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,162
An admission of guilt
isn't enough?
454
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,097
- Not in 2021.
455
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,602
Who do you think you are,
a high-profile male celebrity?
456
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,436
You pretended to be hurt
so that I would buy you stuff.
457
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,112
It's my keyboard now.
458
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,580
- You're right.
459
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:38,178
Thank you for teaching me
a moral lesson.
460
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:40,881
It's better than any gift
you could have ever gotten me.
461
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,515
- You're welcome, Millicent.
462
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,091
You know what? Here.
463
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,659
Take the keyboard.
464
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,518
- You're so easy.
[laughs]
465
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,792
- Yo!
466
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,527
Thousands of people saw
that Live,
467
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,373
and they're coming here, like,
to actually protest!
468
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:02,439
- Well, I'm glad the world is
finally gonna take my side.
469
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,369
- Oh, no, they're coming
to protest you.
470
00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,614
Carly, you are so radical!
471
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,739
You started a whole-ass riot.
472
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,705
It's yet to be seen
what this will do for sales,
473
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,253
but I'll keep y'all posted.
474
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,010
- Oh, crap.
475
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,577
Gamers are putting
down their controllers,
476
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,017
foodies are sharpening
their knives,
477
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,561
and ASMR stans are coming here
to yell at you, quietly.
478
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,859
- [whispering]
Screw you, loser.
479
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,660
- After witnessing
Carly Shay's livestream,
480
00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,367
I encourage all other members
481
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:34,329
of the Coalition
of Latte Artists
482
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:37,297
to cancel Spencer Shay!
483
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,307
His art is like expired milk.
484
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,569
- Everybody listen up.
485
00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,138
My name is Willow,
486
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:47,675
and as an influencer
who influences the influential,
487
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:51,254
I am appalled
by this sham of a museum.
488
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,254
- It's a revolution!
[all cheering]
489
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:55,616
- Spencer sucks.
- Spencer sucks.
490
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,285
- Yeah, get him!
[all shouting]
491
00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,494
- Hey, hey, thank you all
for coming.
492
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,627
- Boo!
all: Boo!
493
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,803
- Hey, look, I just want
everyone to know
494
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,572
I didn't mean
to offend you all.
495
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,370
I only meant to offend
my sister, Carly Shay.
496
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,903
There she is! She sucks!
497
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,738
- Just apologize
to these people.
498
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,843
- [whispering]
We demand an apology.
499
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,875
- I can barely hear
whoever said that.
500
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,845
Look, Spencer, it's okay
to apologize for something
501
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,021
that you didn't
necessarily mean to--
502
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,188
Oh.
503
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,590
Spencer, I'm sorry.
504
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,563
I shouldn't have ignored
your feelings.
505
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,463
I real apologize.
506
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:38,025
- Hey, Carly, I'm sorry
507
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,034
that I retooled
my entire art exhibit
508
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,196
to critique the internet
and take you down.
509
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,095
Come here.
510
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,037
Oh, but you've got to admit,
that small black room
511
00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,183
where you can scream
into the void is pretty sweet.
512
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,778
[screaming]
513
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,481
- Yeah, we're still mad.
514
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,253
all: Yeah!
- What, seriously?
515
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:59,152
[all shouting]
516
00:21:59,185 --> 00:22:01,285
- I sold out, baby!
517
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,160
[laughs]
518
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:06,389
- Harper, a little help here?
- Oh, on it.
519
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,756
Look, over there!
520
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,734
Someone's sharing
their negative opinion
521
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,832
about a TV show
you liked as a child!
522
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,325
- Let's get 'em.
all: Yeah!
523
00:22:15,368 --> 00:22:17,268
- Get them! Let's get that guy!
524
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:21,373
[all shouting]
525
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,738
- You're welcome.
526
00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,746
[upbeat music]
527
00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,719
*
528
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,778
- * Remember that we all post
529
00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:33,287
* From our own place
of privilege *
530
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,659
both:
* Just take into account
531
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,758
* We all have
disparate opinions *
532
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,131
trio: * So if you're
feeling worried *
533
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,100
* You might be problematic
534
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,600
all: * Just call up
your friend Millicent *
535
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,873
* Or go read a book
536
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,971
- * It's not my job
to educate you *
537
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:55,413
* Unless you pay me money
538
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,342
- Whoo!
- Mm-hmm,
539
00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:02,746
- Yes!
- Mm-hmm.
540
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,152
- Oh, my God,
I'm gonna win a Grammy!
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