All language subtitles for Spy.Kids.2001.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG

Carmen, juni, time for bed.

- Did you brush your teeth?
- I already did.

- Juni, don't forget to...
- I am, I am.

All right, all right.

Juni: Okay, warts.

Aah!

Prepare to meet your maker.

Everything okay at school?

Yeah. It's good. It's fine.

Okay, well, lights out.

Bedtime story first.

What story do you want to hear?

"The two spies who fell in love."

Wow. I haven't told that one in a while.

You probably remember that
better than I do.

Want to hear a story, juni?

I'm listening.

Okay.

Once upon a time,

there was a man and a woman.

And they were both spies. Yes.

She from one country, he from another.

She had a very important mission
assigned to her.

He was her mission.

Correct. Her mission was to take him out.

Carmen: On a date?

No. Uh, take him...

Oh, you mean...

- I shouldn't be telling you this.
- Go on. Go on.

You have to understand
these were dark and confusing times.

There was an enormous amount of turmoil
between countries.

Out of fear,
a hew kind of soldier was created.

Brilliant, brave soldiers
whose greatest weapons were their minds.

Those men and women were spies.

They could sense danger a mile away.

And through their work,

wars were ended before they even started.

The only things spies were truly afraid of

were other spies.

Enemy spies.

So, sometimes, one spy's mission
was to make the enemy disappear.

But when the moment finally came
to carry out her mission,

She couldn't do it.

He was different than she expected.

Sure, he was charming and intelligent,

but he was unexpectedly honorable,

and it made her realize how
years of working with detached emotion

had taken its toll.

So, they kept contact.

A few lunch dates, very discreet.

After all, they were on different sides,
so they could never be seen together.

Dinner dates followed
wherever their mutual travels took them.

And they fell in love.

And they decided that, together,

they would embark on
the most dangerous mission of all time.

Carmen: What?

Ingrid: They decided to marry.

Carmen: Wow.

Ingrid: Oh, yes. On her wedding day,

she felt like she would rather
brave a thousand deadly missions

than go through with what
she was about to attempt.

Carmen: Why is that?

Well, marriage is a mission so complex

that only the most courageous
and slightly insane need apply.

There's such an amazing series of obstacles
one has to navigate

to keep a marriage together,
much less a family,

that it frightened even her,

a hardened and experienced secret agent.

But when she saw him

standing there with no doubt whatsoever,

so assured of his decision,

so enamored with
what they were about to do,

she took his Hana,

looked deep into his eyes,

and said the two most dangerous,

most trusting words you can say to anyone.

Carmen: What?

Ingrid: She said, "I do."

Carmen: Oh, that's so cool.

Yeah. Then the problems started.

Now, there was always some faction
that wanted at least one of them gone.

On their own, each agent was notorious,

but together, they made tempting targets.

So, they retired, settled down,
had a few kids.

In a way, they exchanged
one life of adventure for another,

trading espionage for parenthood,

a mysterious and compelling mission
in its own right.

And they're better off. The end.

No "happily ever after"?

I said they were better off.

Great story, mom,
but it needs a new ending.

It needs monsters.

Oh, is that right?
Do you want me to look at your...

I put the medicine on.

Okay, munchkin. Good night.

What was the story tonight?

Mmm. Ours.

How many nights, I wonder,

do you send the children
off to bed with nightmares?

Carmen asked for the story.

That life is over now.

We are consultants, not spies.

- So, I went to their school today.
- Mmm-hmm.

Had that meeting with the principal.

Hmm?

Carmen's been skipping school
twice a month.

- Why?
- I don't know.

And those school friends
juni talks about having?

Yeah. Diego somebody and renaldo?

No such beasts.

It turns out, the other kids, they
pick on him. He has no friends.

It doesn't help that he has
his head in the clouds,

making these weird drawings

and burying himself into
that demented kids' show.

They're keeping secrets from us, gregorio,

and I think it's our fault.
They've gotten this from us.

We have good reason to keep secrets.

If we told them we were spies,

they'd have visions of danger
every time we leave the house.

Speaking of secrets,
what are you working on over here?

Nothing important.

It's just...

Juni: Why do we have to do this
every morning?

We already have p.E. At school.

You gonna hang there all day, scaredy cat?

Told you not to look down.

I can't help it. I'm slipping.

It's your butterfingers that are slipping.

Hurry up!

I can...

You just fell 1000 feet. You're a pancake.

Am not. Are too.

Don't trip getting up, pancake.

Butterfingers.

We'll see about that.

- Donnagon?
- Yeah. He's missing.

Is this what you were
hiding from me last night?

I didn't want to worry you.

Announcer: We now return
to floop's fooglies.

Gregorio: Juni, why do you watch
that show?

Because it's cool. Why?

Because that's all you ever do.

Play its video games and watch the tapes.

Do you know why, son?

So, always remember, whatever you do,
believe in yourself.

Your dreams will come true

for you and you and you.

What's this supposed to
be, a self-portrait?

Mom, he's mimicking me!

Ingrid: Carmen, leave your brother alone.

Juni, stop talking like your sister.

Stop it.

- Look at this. It's hideous.
- Well, talk to him.

Juni: It's a fooglie idea.

I designed it myself.

Today, we're very excited,

because today, we have a new character!

We found him snooping around
the castle last night.

I want you all to meet donnamight.

Juni: Dad, when floop makes a toy
out of that one, I want it!

Honey!

Gregorio: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Juni. Juni. Hey.

Anybody gives you a hard time in there,

remember, you are a Cortez.

- What's so special about being a Cortez?
- Lots of things.

Hey, it's the mummy.

Nice looking bandages, mummy.

Juni: Just stop it, man.

When I'm talking to you, you listen.

Nice dolls. Here, let me see the dolls.

Man: Have a good day, son.
Show them who's boss.

Can I help you with something, macho?

I said, "can I help you
with something, chief?"

I didn't think s0.

My dad was gonna beat up your dad.

No more secrets. Deal?

Soon. Definitely soon.

I even have to share a room with him,
because he's so afraid of being alone.

"Watch out for juni." "Take care of juni."
"Show juni right from wrong."

I shouldn't be responsible for
anybody but me.

You're so right, Carmen.

What's so special about being a Cortez?

I wish I could go away
to your world, floop.

You'd be my friend.

Lisp: I thank you all
for attending today's demonstration.

Year after year, we pay outrageous sums
of money to several inventors

to come up with our technologies.

Mr. floop is one such visionary.

However, his inventions
are somewhat questionable

and, therefore, need to be evaluated.

You promised us an army, Mr. floop,

but our first billion dollars
bought us only this.

Mutated secret agents.

The mutative process and brain wipe
caused their minds to turn to mush.

I have found little use for them
except as novelties on my...

Well, my children's show,
currently rated number two?

Number two.

What the devil are these finger men?

Oh. They're called thumb-thumbs.
Very capable robots.

All thumbs. Useless.

Floop: Mr. lisp, I think you'll enjoy this.

Through that door,
an awesome power will emerge.

You will have but a moment to disarm it.

In exactly 10 seconds.

Seven...

Five...

Three...

One.

Johnny?

- You hesitated.
- I had to. He's my son.

Are you sure?

Actually, I designed him.

I built him!

His name is...

X-5-2-4-9-5 ll.

This is your big idea?

Robot kids that look like my children.

The president's daughter?

An almost exact replica.

Sometimes, in order to think big,

you have to think small.

Through physio-electrical imaging,
I can make them look like anyone,

yet the cunning and intelligence
of the world's greatest espionage agents

all rolled into tiny packages
I call "spy kids"!

Tell me, spy kids,

with your vast stores of knowledge,

what are four of the five
physiological indications

that a human being is lying?

They're not quite finished.
Missing one crucial element.

Missing what?

Their brains.

These buckets of bolts
will never pass as children!

We have a schedule to keep, floop, a
window of opportunity that's closing fast!

We will be back in two days
to pick up our army,

or we'll take whatever you do have,
cut our losses

and lay your entire silly empire to waste!

No more time.

Escort Mr. lisp
back to his chopper, children.

Ow! Ow!

- That was brilliant, sir.
- Thank you, Minion.

Now, all I have to do
is make them work for real.

- You're going where?
- On assignment.

Several oss agents are missing,
including donnagon.

No ransom, no demands.
They just disappeared.

After nine years,
you are accepting an assignment?

- Why?
- In a word, devlin.

Devlin himself called?

I'm going with you.

Ingrid, you're always looking
to go on another mission,

but we have children now.

We can't both leave.

I want to go on an adventure.
I want to save the world.

Again? Honey, it's old.

I mean, if it wasn't for donnagon
and the other agents,

I would be
turning this mission down myself.

I mean, clearly.

You're gonna turn me down?

- Me?
- Spy boy.

Ingrid. Ingrid... Ingrid.

What about the children?

- Uncle Felix!
- Uncle Felix!

Hey, churros, how are you?

Boy, last time I saw you, you were
this big. You're shrinking. What's up?

Here, take this bag.

Thanks for coming on short notice, Felix.

That's what families are for.
That's what I hear, anyway.

Do I know you?

- Feels...
- Like old times?

Ingrid: S-4-1-4 to Santa Cecilia
on assignment to bond.

Computer: Missing oss operatives.

Agents Ingrid and gregorio Cortez en route.

Well, it's good to hear those names again.

- Good evening, Ms. gradenko.
- Hello, Greg.

And Mrs. Cortez.

Updates.

They're being loaded into your central now.

Gregorio: Scan the area.

All right.

Why don't we call them?
They'll be getting up for school soon.

- They should know what we're up to.
- Ingrid.

You're right.

Oh, our first time out in nearly a decade

and allwe can do is
think about the children.

You should see oss escort, agent...
Code delta...

Repeat the rendezvous point.

Believe in yourself.

Picking up a TV signal?

And you, gregorio and Ingrid Cortez.

I believe you have something that I want.

I know who that is. That's...
We've got a follower.

Not for long. Watch this.

What...

What's that?

They got us. They got...

And this is what Carmen
would look like as a fooglie.

Oh, my god.

Is this a fire drill?

Put these on quickly.
We don't have any time to...

Follow me. Follow me. Come on!

Come on! Follow me!

There's a lot for you to know
and very little time to explain.

Uncle Felix!

The first of which is, I'm not your uncle.

Your parents are international spies,
good ones,

but they've been mostly inactive
for the last nine years.

What are you talking about?

I was assigned to protect your family,
but something's gone wrong.

I have to take you to the safe house.

My parents can't be spies.
They're not cool enough.

That's cool.

Felix: According to the coordinates
in my locating device,

they're being taken to Asia
or south America.

- Go in there. I'll be right back.
- And if you're not?

Hit the blue button to seal the door
and the green button to go.

Is this a joke?

Cool! Carmen, look! Carmen.

Whoa!

You'll have to go fo
the safe house without me. Go now!

Felix, look out!

- Yeah! Yeah!
- Find the oss!

Tell them the third brain lives!
You must find...

Juni: Felix, behind you!
Carmen: What are those things?

Juni: Get them!
Carmen: Felix, get them!

Press the blue and green buttons.

We can't leave Felix behind!

Yes, we can.
Blue to close, green to go. Quick!

- Here's the green button.
- Blue button first!

Juni! You never do anything right!

Blue, then green! You gotta seal the door!

I can't find the blue!

Carmen: Hang on!

Juni: What are those things?

I don't know, but they're catching up!

Where's the gas pedal?

No! Don't touch anything!

Computer: Manual override engaged.

You weirdo! You switched it to manual!

Juni: How do you work this thing?

Carmen: It was programed to
take us to the safe house.

Juni? Juni?

Juni, what are you doing down there?

Help me!

Hang on! I'm coming to get you!

Computer: Autopilot re-engaged.

Carmen: Wow! We are definitely
gonna be late for school.

Stop shaking.

I can't.

Stop shaking,
or you'll give yourself more warts.

We're gonna be fine. Just be cool

and do exactly as I say.

Okay.

Computer: Welcome to
the n.I.X. Super guppy.

Juni, don't touch anything.

Juni!

Whoal! Whoa! Cool.

Computer: Destination, safe house.

Estimated time for arrival,
two hours, 30 minutes.

- Juni, close your eyes.
- Why?

- Just keep them shut, all right?
- Okay.

Okay, you can open your eyes now.

- Thanks.
- I just don't want you crying all over me.

We're never gonna see them again, are we?

Computer: Refreshments ready.

Would you care for a lullaby, sir?

Now flushing your poop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Very dangerous.

Ingrid: Characters from floop's TV show.

They're prisoners.

Floop: We need the brain, Minion.
We're running out of time.

Don't worry, sir.

Ingrid and gregorio Cortez
are the only agents I know of

that never had a weakness,

but times change. Now they have two.

Juni: Did you lock it?

Carmen: Yep.

Juni: Looks more like an outhouse.

Carmen Cortez.

Your full name, please.

I don't use my full name. It's too long.

Your full name, please.

Carmen Elizabeth juanita
echo sky brava Cortez.

My name's a pass-code?

This place is amazing.

Empty.

How safe is a safe house
if there's nothing to eat?

"Machete's buddypack"?

"Emergency cash"?

From every country.

I think I'd better take all of it.

Check it out.

"Thank you, Carmen!”

We'll see them again. Just like they said.

Oh. So, this time
we're supposed to believe them.

Let's stop worrying about the children.

They still wear diapers.

Only one is in diapers and only at night.
It's not that unusual, okay?

This is why I never wanted
to go on another mission.

Are you blaming me for this?

An hour ago, you seemed pretty happy
to be back in the game.

An hour ago, I was not a prisoner of war.

Okay, we're a little rusty, that's all.

This is one way to find out
who's behind all this.

If I can just get the pressure right.

She's still got it.

How did you do that?
Hey, hey, hey, what about me?

Remember when we could
sense danger a mile away?

Those were the days. Yeah.

Sweetheart!

Oh.

Clever.

Okay, okay, come on, come on.

- All right.
- Yeah, yeah, fine.

Very clever.

"Virtual room."

Let's go.

Where are we?

You gotta give him points for imagination.

Whoa!

Fifteen minutes to escape.
With your reputations,

I was expecting something
a little more impressive.

Finally, we can eat!

Gregorio: So, you are floop.

Mmm! You watch my show!

Gregorio: No, my son does.

He does? Wonderful!

Carmen and juni.

But not your daughter.

Carmen, isn't it?

And juni?

Your children will be joining us soon.

Careful!

I snap my fingers,

And my fingers snap you.

Where are the oss agents you've taken?

Twelve years ago, they were part of
a research team for the oss

attempting to create a
synthetic intelligence,

a compendium of spy knowledge,
if you will.

Research since destroyed.

If the oss destroyed its research,

it was for a reason.

We all have our reasons, hmm?

There was someone else
on that research team, hmm?

Someone else who could rebuild it.

Isn't that right, Mr. Cortez?

Felix.

I think he's gonna be a best-seller.
And just in time for the holiday rush.

I will never, ever build anything for you.

Thank you for joining us.

"How to be a spy."

Author unknown.

"A good spy uses..."

- Testing! One, two...
- Ow! Gosh! You're too close!

"A good spy uses his head." Got that?
It's the first one in the book.

Ew, gross!

What do you see? You.

Very funny. Focus your eyes closer

on the glasses themselves.

Whoa! Maps and readouts.

That's the computer screen.
It's a database of some kind.

The wedding from the story,

it was theirs.

They should've told us about this stuff.

Yeah? What about Diego and renaldo
and all your make-believe friends?

Should mom and dad know about that?

What about all the days you skip school?

- Want them to know about that?
- That's my business.

- Carmen?
- I don't have a key.

Go knock it against something.

"A good spy has no fear."

Sorry, juni! Guess you can't be a spy!

"A good spy puts himself..." Herself.

"In the mind-set of the opponent.”
mind-set.

That's exactly what we'll do.

I think it's up to us. You with me?

- With you what?
- Find the oss, like Felix said.

- Okay.
- Then, let's go.

Hi! I'm Ms. gradenko.
We work for your parents.

"We"?
I can understand if you don't trust me.

You were a baby when we first met.

Remember me now?

Sorry. I have a key. You see?

We're all on the same side.
We're here to protect you.

My mom has a bracelet like that.

Oss standard issue. We all have one.

Oss? You work with my parents?

Yes. Now, please listen closely.
Open your ears.

Your father was able to send one
last communique this morning

before he disappeared.

It consisted of five letters.

F-I-o-o-p.

But you're wrong.
Fabulous floop would never do that.

Oh, trust me. He's not that fabulous.
In fact, recognize these?

Floop's fooglies. I've got toy versions.

This is what they looked like
before he mutated them.

You mean these mutants
are captured secret agents?

We're dealing with a genius.

Told you floop was a freak.

And you know that cute, little tuneless
song the characters sing?

Play it backwards...

Fooglies: We're trapped!
Floop is a madman! Help us! Save us!

Floop is a madman! Help us! Save us!

A cry for help.

Will floop do that to mom and dad?

Definitely.

Unless he gets something
your father helped develop.

If there's anything
you can possibly remember...

The third brain lives. “What?

Felix gave us a message
to deliver to the oss, and here you are.

Here I am. What's the message?

The third brain lives.

Carmen, you have just joined

the ranks of women spies in the oss.

Brilliant.

- Girls.
- Now,

where does the third brain live exactly?
Did Felix tell you that?

Carmen: I don't think he said.

Gradenko: He didn't say?

Are you sure?

Search the place.
It wasn't at the house, so it must be here.

You were at our house?

Oh, no!

Oh, my god.

It exists.

That's what floop wants?

Ohl

it is so beautiful!

Carmen! She's working for floop!

Fly this to floop's castle immediately.

Don't move!

Gradenko: You don't even know
what those things are.

I know they're heavy.

That equipment cost millions of dollars!

That brain's the only thing
keeping mom and dad from being zapped!

Stop her!

Send in the thumbs.

Wait for me!

How do you work this thing?

Bring her back!

Ah-ah-ah!

Don't you want to see your parents,

you little brat?

Whoops! Sorry!

Get back!

What's wrong with you?
They're just children.

Bad hair day.

Uh-oh. Going up!

Uh-oh.

- What?
- Where did you go?

I'm right behind him! Where are you?

I'm toast.

Give me back that brain!

Get away from me! Tough guy, huh?

See yal

whoa!

Oh, my sister!

Oh, brother!

Carmen: Uh-oh!

Juni: I can't hold on much longer!

Get a grip, you big baby!

- Juni: I'm slipping!
- Hang on, butterfingers!

I'm not gonna make it!

Carmen: We're almost there!

- Don't drop me!
- I'm not gonna drop you!

What would you do without me?

It's a cruel, cruel world
all you little boys and girls

and some mean, nasty people
want to have you for their supper

but if you follow me
you can all be free

free, you can all be free
as a bird on a big TV

if you dream, if you dream
if you dream my dream

it's a cruel, cruel world
full of nasty boys and girls

full of selfish, mean, nasty people
nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty

but there's a way
you can make your day

you can laugh, you can smile
you can come and stay a while

you can dream my dream
you can have it all with me

you can dream my dream
you can dream my dream

you can dream my dream

Cut!

Lock them up!

What does it need, Minion?

- I don't...
- My show! It needs something!

That thing that will take it to number one.

I can feel it, but I can't think
straight enough to figure it out.

Floop, you're spending
too much time on this program

when you should be more concerned
with our grand, diabolical plan.

- Syndication?
- The army of robot children, sir.

This hardware is getting in the way of
my creative abilities.

You lost the children.

Not only did they escape,

they took the third brain with them.

- It exists?
- Completely. Cortez lied to us.

Send our best thumbs.

Sir, if you want to catch a criminal,

you send a criminal.

If you want to snare a spy...

Please speak english, Minion!
I've been baking under those studio lights.

- If you want to find a child...
- Mmm-hmm?

You send a child.

That is brilliant, Minion.

Thank you, sir.

Some locating device.

I can't even figure out
where the coordinates point to.

Who makes this? "Machete products.”

What are you doing?

That's our bargaining chip
on getting mom and dad back.

This is what floop wants.

I think mom and dad
would want this destroyed.

How do you know what they want?

Until this morning,
you didn't even know who they were.

We keep the brain.

For now.

Why are you still wearing that?

That could be a tracer.
They could be tracking us.

Don't start pointing fingers at me.
I didn't do anything stupid, stupid.

You better stop calling me names.

Or what?

Or I'm gonna call you names.

The booger was right.

I hate that!

Thought I ditched you.

Why are you dressed like a geek?

We're no longer relatives. Go away.

You're just getting stupider by the minute.

Juni: Get away from me.

Hey! Put me down!

Always wanted to do this.

Ohl

tough guy, huh?

- Juni!
- Put me down!

Carmen: Destroy the brain!

Destroy it!

They took the brain?

Yeah, but I took her necklace.
She didn't even notice.

They weren't very smart.
Yours couldn't even speak.

"Limited edition spy kid,

"1 of 500."

Floop's gonna have
hundreds of these flying around.

The third brain makes them smart.

They're building an army.

We've got to save mom and dad.
Only they can stop the robots.

But who's gonna help us?

We had it working.

A synthetic intelligence
as smart as any spy.

Why don't you go ahead
and tighten that brain up?

Gregorio: The third brain system.

The oss director realized

it was too dangerous if
the wrong forces found the technology.

We were ordered to destroy it.

Why keep that a secret from me?

To protect us from
something you destroyed?

Or something you didn't?

All these secrets from me,
from the children,

it has to stop.

I'm sorry.

He wants the brain.

If we save our children, we risk the world.

So, what in the world do we do?

Thanks for taking us this far,
but this is all we got.

What are we doing here?

Carmen: Dad's code name
must be "hombre."

So, this must be machete.

We're getting help from dad's best man?

What are you working on?

World's smallest camera.

I don't see it.

Ah, but it sees you.

You sell counterintelligence stuff here?

- Come back with your parents.
- We can't.

We need something fast
that can get us here.

Who are you?

Carmen Elizabeth juanita
echo sky brava Cortez.

Gregorio Cortez is our father.

You were at his wedding.

You will turn around,
you will leave my shop,

because I never want to hear
my brother's name mentioned again.

You're our uncle?

Our real uncle?
'Cause we already got a fake uncle.

Gregorio Cortez is my younger brother.

President's daughter. President's son.

Oh, good. Prime minister's son.

General's daughter.

They're all here as planned.

I have to get back to my show now.

You must focus on the task at hand.

We have to prepare the army
before Mr. lisp arrives.

I don't believe in this anymore, Minion.

- I don't think I ever did.
- Explain.

The mutated agents, the robot kids,

- those aren't my ideas. They're yours.
- So, what?

I think that's why they're not working.

Not yet, they're not.

But, you see,

I now have the third brain.

I don't need you anymore.

Minion?

I assure you, it's Mr. Minion now.

And you, floop, have served your purpose.

Children,

lock him in the virtual room.

You're a secret agent, aren't you?

What makes you say that?

According to the database,
you're always traveling,

and no one knows what you do for a living.

I think we all have uncles like that.

"Another fine machete product.”

You make the best spy inventions
in the world.

That's correct.

Carmen: Yeah, but you sell them
to both sides, good and bad.

That's why dad hasn't spoken of you
in all these years.

Ever sell stuff to floop?

- Why?
- Our mom and dad,

your brother, are his prisoners,
and if we don't do something to help,

something really bad is
gonna happen to them.

I don't see why you won't help him!

You think I want to baby-sit my brother
the rest of my life?

"Watch out for gregorio."
"Take care of gregorio."

"Make sure gregorio
knows right from wrong."

Not anymore.

Machete's not responsible
for nobody but machete.

But that's not what family is.

We're just brothers.
Cain and Abel were brothers.

Look how they ended up.

Now, the only thing that will get you to
floop's castle fast enough is this.

It's tiny.

It's built for one
passenger, but it's fast.

- Will you go?
- No.

- For your brother?
- No!

Then how about for us,
your niece and nephew?

No.

- How about if...
- No, no, no! A million times no!

Pass the pig intestines.

I'm not eating that now. Nope.

- Can I have a...
- No!

Glass of water?

Thank you for letting us stay here
while we ponder our parents' terrible fate.

If you weren't a Cortez,
I wouldn't be doing this much.

So, family does mean more to you
than money.

No.

Dad misses you, too.

- Ready?
- Let's go.

Carmen: Now we're talking.

- What are you doing?
- Getting the map to floop's castle.

Shh! It's just a reflex.

Look. He's still asleep.

Never send an adult to do a kid's job.

Carmen: Oh, yeah.

What can I do to help?

Remember that spy plane up on the roof?

Yeah.

Start reading.

Ah! Homework.

No!

Carmen: Hurry up! He's coming!
He's coming!

Juni: Good-bye, uncle machete!

Carmen: Thanks for the plane!

Carmen: Okay, so here's the new plan.

We get to the castle, rescue mom and dad,

then somehow stop floop from
using the brain on the robots

before they're sent out
to dominate the world.

Think we can do that?

How hard could it be?

I didn't do anything.

Okay. Airspeed, fine. Altitude, fine.

Autopilot, failing?

Great. Another fine machete product.

Take control. We have to go to manual.

Now!

You were supposed to read
all the instructions!

You skipped a chapter, meathead.

Better stop calling me names.

Pull up, booger breath!

Stop it, or I'll call you names.

Go ahead. You got nothing on me, warthog.

Try me, diaper lady.

Aha. Hope you're wearing one now.

How long have you known?

Since forever.
Mom made me swear not to mention it.

So, now we're even!

Carmen: Oh, now you've done it!

I knew this was gonna happen!

We're gonna crash
if you don't do something!

You did that on purpose, you kamikaze!

Juni: But now it's balanced!

Landing gear.

No landing gear. We're gonna crash!

Nope. We're gonna drop.

- Juni: Drop?
- Get your regulator ready.

- Com systems check. Can you hear me?
Juni: Yeah.

Carmen: Let's try that cave over there.

This must be in.

Juni: You're kidding.

Carmen: It's a cave of sleeping sharks.

- Juni: Sharks don't sleep.
- Wanna bet?

I did a science project on them.

At depths where
the water salinization's just right,

they gather to sleep.

I bet they're guarding the way in.
It looks like the door over there.

Juni: Wow. Cool.

Carmen: Don't touch it.

Juni: Is it a man-eafer?

Carmen: No, but you're not a man yet.

It might think you're an oversized guppy
and gobble you up.

Juni: Hey, little sleepy sharky.

Carmen: It's asleep, silly.

Juni: I knew that.

Carmen: Come on.

Juni: Sweet dreams, sharky.

Carmen: A surveillance camera.
I'm gonna distract it, you wait here.

Carmen: Say, "cheese."

Juni: I hope there's a
restroom around here.

Carmen: I take a picture of the door

and place it in front of
the surveillance camera

so it can't see us go inside.

Juni: I gotta go pee, and I can't hold it.

Carmen: Don't pee.

You'll change the water salinization
and wake up all the sharks.

Juni: I can't help it.
All this warm water...

No. Another camera pointing straight at me.

What do I do?

Why aren't you watching the monitors?

Get more fingers in here if you have to.

Juni: Ah, I couldn't hold it anymore.

Carmen: I'm breaking the code.
Almost there.

Wait a second, juni. Keep holding it.

Juni: Carmen?

Carmen: Leave me alone! I'm almost there.

Juni: Carmen.

Carmen: Way to go, butter bladder!
Now we're both oversized guppies!

Juni: Go back to sleep!

Close the door, Carmen!

- Carmen: I'm trying!
- Try faster!

Juni: I'll never pee again.

A thumb-thumb.

A real live...

What did you do to him?

Machete's electroshock gumballs.
It says "long lasting,"

but I don't trust wrappers.

Come on.

Over here. Juni, come on.

What are you doing?
World's smallest cameras.

I just placed them
all over the main hallways.

- Sweet.
- Thanks.

Thumb-thumbs and fooglies

coming up the south hall.

Got an idea? Yeah.

Agent donnagon?

Where's my mom and dad?

Thanks.

- Got it.
- What'd he say?

I'll play it backwards.

Donnagon: The dungeon.
They're in the dungeon. Hurry.

See if they know where the brain room is.

Uh-oh.

Thumb-thumbs, everywhere.

Let's see if they like bubbles.

We'll be back for you, fellow agents.

Minion on pa: All robots, please report to
docking bays four, five and six

for immediate loading.

This is the ventilator shaft, here.

Carmen: Yeah, but the dungeon's on
the other side of the castle.

How do we get there undetected?

I think they've gotten smarter
since the last time we met.

Intruder.

- All: Intruder.
- Intruder.

- Can you make it?
- I think so.

Come on. Come on!

- Carmen!
- Find mom and dad!

I hope this leads to the dungeon.

You, there.

What's that on your hands?

Warts, aren't they?

Oh, great.

From sweaty hands sprout warts.

Do you know why you have sweaty hands?

From being scared all the time.

You don't look very scared to me.

That's because I'm mad.
You kidnapped my parents,

made psycho robot children
and swallowed up my sister.

But I didn't want any of that.

- I thought floop was a genius.
- You did?

You watch my show?

More than you know.

Alexander Minion.

Agent Cortez.

Wonderful to see you again.

You know him? Yeah.

He was on the third brain project,

until I noticed he was trying
to inject his own ideas into the system.

I turned him in.

He was thrown out of the oss.

I'm afraid I'm not nearly
the artist floop is,

but not to worry.

I have something else in mind.

What do you think you're going to
accomplish by doing this?

Well, you see, Mrs. Cortez,

I've always been methodical,

goal-oriented, psychotically so.

I'm not afraid of you, Alex.

So, I think it's refreshing
to, every once in a while,

have some fun.

And don't worry about your little brats.

They'll still be able to see you

every weekday morning
between 7:30 and 8:00.

I trust this time
floop will have a success to show us.

The fabulous floop is
away on other business, sir.

Your army is complete.

The ultimate destructive force
is now within your grasp.

I'll believe that when I see it.

Welcome back, Ms. gradenko.

It's good to be back, Alex.

Let's never have children.

So, Minion is the evil one? Yes.

But I will be blamed.

You have every reason
to be disappointed in me.

So, what would you do
if you could shut this thing off

and get out of here?

It's impossible.
It can only be turned off from the outside.

Just suppose.

I'd stop Minion.

I'd stop the robot army and hope

that the world would forgive me.

You're my hero, floop,
so I'm gonna help you,

then you're gonna help me.

- Minion must be stopped.
- Just one thing.

My show, what does it need?

I know it needs something desperately,

but I can't figure it out. Maybe you can?

It needs children.

Hold still.

Now, let's stop Minion.

Must be stopped. Must be stopped!

This one's for my sister!

Juni.

Hola.

Carmen?

- Juni?
- Mom!

That's my fooglie!

The one I drew.

It's dad.

You're here!

- What's he doing here?
- He's okay. He's okay.

Mom, I've been skipping school,
going places,

taking ferry rides in the city.

It's okay. It's okay. I know.
We'll talk about it when we get home.

Running off to Belize.
What? You went where?

You're right. Let's just talk
about this when we get home.

No, no, no, no.

You can tell me everything now, okay?

Is that where you want to be,
free from your family?

Hey!

I used to. Not anymore.

You turned my dad into a fooglie?

No, I didn't.

But I might be able to change him back.

Gentlemen,

your army marches to meet us as we speak.

Your faith and your Patience
have meant more than you know.

I speak for Mr. floop
when I say that the value

we place on partnership is...

Minion! This is floop.

Please report to the robotics lab at once.

We have huge, major, big time
problems with the robots.

- I thought you said floop wasn't here.
- He's not.

A problem, Mr. Minion,
as in mucho grande problemo.

I'm gonna just be a moment.

Floop: Minion!

Floop!

Where are you?

Behind you.

What do you think you're doing?

You're supposed to be
in line with the others.

You're supposed to be
in line with the others.

- Stop that.
- Stop that!

- Stop that this instant!
- Stop that this instant!

Stop that right now!

Or what?

Clever boy you've got there, Cortez.
Very clever, indeed.

Yes. He gets that from his mother.

Can I offer some sort of truce
in exchange for your daughter?

Spoken for.

There you are. Didn't see you.
Didn't see her.

I am going to show you what happens
when you cross the line and involve family.

Now, let's get nice and comfortable.

- Promising.
- Thank you.

You couldn't possibly.

No, but you can.

Don't let go. Ingrid.

Hey, you two, come on.

Fools.

Come on.

We have to keep the army
from leaving the castle.

Our only chance is to
get to the control room

and hope that their missions
have not been programed.

And what if they have?

Then there's no one on earth
who can stop them.

- One at a time.
- Go.

Left, left, left, left!

That way. Where's mom and dad?

- Your doppelgangers have them.
- Can you shut them down from here?

It's too late.
The third brain is linked not only to them

- but to all the robot children.
- Can't you remove it?

We can't just take 500 brains out!

- So don't. Just reprogram it.
- That would take weeks!

- Just two words.
- A binary switch. Of course.

So, they would define right as wrong...

And wrong as right. Come on.

But it's not that simple.

Figure it out. We'll be back for you.

Teach them to be good.

Have a seat, Mr. lithp.
You'll be more comfortable.

It's lisp.

My army, Ms. gradenko,
is the only comfort I need.

They're on their way now, sir.

Minion?

What happened to your head?

Don't worry. I think it's reversible.

Mom! Dad!

Careful. They're stronger and smarter now.

So are we.

See?

Oh, shiitake mushrooms.

Let's go.

Lisp. I should have known
you were behind this.

I take it you are Minion.

Ms. gradenko, I think.

Oh, it's me, all right.
I owe my new look to your children.

Remind me to raise their allowance.

Minion, I think now would be a good time

to see a demonstration of those
wonderfully demonic children of yours.

Certainly.

Your parents were so easy to capture,

and you're not any better.

Poor little juni.

Defenseless and weak.

You're a worthless little squirt.

Juni! Don't listen to her!
You're not worthless!

You figured out how to get us here.

You helped floop realize he was good,
not bad.

You talked to the fooglies
and saved mom and dad.

You're strong, juni! You're strong!

You're not that strong, juni!

Ow!

Puny juni.

It's all over.

Instant cement!

That should hold them.

- Let's go find mom and dad.
- Good idea.

Minion: All robots report to the grand room

for a final demonstration
of your destructive powers.

- Mom, dad!
- Junil

Carmen, juni, close your eyes.
We don't want you to see this, okay?

Whoa!

- Ingrid: Any ideas?
- I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

Wonderful. Wonderful. Wonderful.

Ingrid: Carmen?
Carmen: No. Juni?

I've thought it out. Yes,
I've thought it out.

- I think I got it.
- Ingrid: Tell us.

Family, here's what we do.

I'll take the 100 on the right.

Ingrid, you take the 100 on the left.

Carmen, 100 center-left.

Juni, center-right.

It'll work. It'll work.

Juni: There's 500 total, dad.

We need one more person.

- Isador.
- Hello, little brother.

Children!

Tear them limb from limb.

Good. How? How?

I'll have to teach them.
Shaped by environment, man...

Of course!

Lisp: Minion! Tell them to put me down!

Minion: Their mind is a mirror now, sir.

Anything we tell them
goes in one ear and out the other!

Why did you come back?

For the same reason I left.

You know what?

I don't remember that reason.

Neither do I.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay. Let it go. Let it go. He's fine.
He's gonna be fine.

He's emotional. Latinos.

Okay. That's it. That's it. That's it.

So, what did you teach them?

It's not what I can teach the children,

but what you taught me.

You won today, juni,

and not because you were
the biggest or the strongest,

but because you were
pure of heart and of mind.

And now the robots
have learned that as well.

Thank you.

We went on the old-fashioned adventure
I always wanted.

And we didn't do one thing right.

We did two things right.

There is something that
we have to tell you.

Your father and I,

we're secret agents.

We have something to tell you.

We are secret agents, too.

Newscaster: Eight more incidents witnessed
today, all in different countries,

of yet another group of children
who've done some incredible good deeds.

It seems that a day doesn't go by
that another amazing child

performs some outstanding act of charity
or community service.

Who are these children?
And why are they so good at being good?

I gotta have the business section.

I thought you closed down your shop.

Yeah, but I gotta keep tabs on
free enterprise.

Carmen: Boys, can we please stop fighting?

Announcer: Hey, kids,
it's time for floop's fooglies!

Good morning, my children.

Today, I'd like to introduce you
to two new characters on our show.

Carmenita and junito.

Ah, Cortezes.

An emergency assignment has come up
in the far east.

I need you on it right away.

Oh, sorry, devlin.

We haven't talked about this
as a family yet, so...

Whether we come out of retirement or not

is a decision that is
up to us and our kids.

Gregorio, Ingrid, I wasn't talking to you.

No, this assignment is for Carmen and juni.
They're the ones we need.

They're the two most amazing field agents
that this organization's ever seen.

So, what do you say, kids? You up for it?

Devlin, if you want the Cortezes,
you take all the Cortezes.

Even mom and dad.

From now on, whatever we do,
we do together.

Spy work, that's easy.

Keeping a family together,
that's difficult.

And that's the mission worth fighting for.