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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
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[ Crowd chanting "Lamont" ]
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I arrived here
in an Escape Van.
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Lamont!
I just wanted to --
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[ Cellphone rings ]
One moment, please.
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Blazor Wulf: Jamantha!Where is my --
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So sorry.
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I just wanted to
personally thank you
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for doing the sh--
A thank-you
is most appropriated.
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We both know that my presence
is going to lift
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your dookie ratings
out of the poopy gutter
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and save it
from televised obscurity.
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Wow! Okay.
Oh.
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Did you receive
my Lamont Brickwater-approved
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questions and clips?
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No offense,
but who knows better than me
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what questions
Strongburg wants to ask I?
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We did, but don't you think
the people want to dive deeper
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than, "Does Furnacé really
provide you with your
goatees?"
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Of course not!
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Once again, Carthwright,
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you're underestimating
the powers that pee.
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Do you mean
"the powers that be"?
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[ Slurping in distance ]
Yeah. What I say?
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Did I say "pee"?
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'Cause I meant "be."
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Be.
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O-kay.
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Well, I'll see you
out there.
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[ Man coughs ]
Yes, you will,
and, once again,
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you're welcome.
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I'm pulling an audible
on this interview.
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We ditching
the puff-piece questions
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and the weak-ass clips.
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I'm about to ruin this
motherfucker so bad
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that if he ain't in
Strongburg Prison after this,
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then I ain't fit
to be on TV!
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Announcer:
"Jammin' with Jamantha"is brought to you by...
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[ Smooth R&B music playing ]
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...Furnacé --
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clothes for assholes.
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Is it hot in here?
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Or is it...Furnacé?
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And bathrooms.
[ Toilet flushes ]
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For when you have to pee-pee.
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Now onto our show.
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[ Theme music plays ]
[ Audience chanting "Jamantha" ]
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♪♪
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[ Audience murmuring ]
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Hello, Strongburg!
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Welcome to
"Jammin' with Jamantha"!
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Yo, Jamantha,
where is my damn money?
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I know you duckin' me, bitch!
[ Laughter ]
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
Man: You better pay her.
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Love my audience.
Y'all so funny.
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[ Man coughs ]
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Welcome to
"Jammin' with Jaman--"
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[ Man coughing ]
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Welcome to
"Jammin' with Jamantha."
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Our guest today has
been a trusted source
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of honest, compelling,
and weirdly popular
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documentary films
in Strongburg.
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A supposed guiding
light of "truth,"
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but most likely
a purveyor of bullshit.
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She speaks of me!
She speaks of Lamont Brickwater.
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Woman: Hey, Lamont!
[ Applause ]
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We love you, Lamont!
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[ Crowd chants "Lamont!" ]
We love you, Lamont!
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As you should.
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These folks are phony as fuck.
Lazor, hush.
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Whoa-ho-ho, wow!
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Um, welcome to the show,
Lamont.
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Jamantha,
I love when people gather
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to talk about
my greatness.
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Man: We love you, Lamont!
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That is what this is, right?
Of course.
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This is about your work
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and its massive influence
on Strongburg.
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Of course.
Continue, please.
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Now, would you say...
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[ Chair whirs ]
...for the worst?
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[ Audience gasps ]
Huh?
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Well, I wouldn't say that
at all.
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Interesting.
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Let's take a look
at your first feature film,
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"The Mental Health
of Bees."
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After centuries
of isolation,
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bees are starving
for affection and companionship.
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That's a bunch of bullshit,
Lamont.
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These bees will all die
if we don't learn to hug them!
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Ya ever think about that?
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Strongburg,
don't let the bees die!
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Hug these bees!
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Hug them tight!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Man: We love you, Lamont.
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Woman: I hate eating here!
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So, you're very proud
of that film?
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As proud as a bouncing
billionaire baby
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breakdancing in a church
full of snakes.
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That film
inspired a movement.
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It did inspire
the Hug-a-Bee Campaign...
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[ Cheers and applause ]
...which in turn resulted
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in the Hug-a-Bee
Campaign Massacre.
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Now, wait a minute.
[ Audience murmuring ]
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[ Bees buzzing ]
Man: Aah! Aah! Bees!
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Aah!
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-Flee for my life!
-I am tired of dying.
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[ Grunts ] Owie!
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These bees
don't want hugs!
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They don't want
hugs at all!
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That man told us
that bees need hugs!
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And they all believed him!
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Like fucking idiots!
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[ Audience murmuring, gasping ]
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[ Chuckling nervously ]
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We all learned and lived
through it,
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and that's what matters.
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Woman: Unh-unh, nope.
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Ah!
That's what matters, he says.
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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I do have other films,
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ones that don't have attachments
to massacres.
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[ Chair whirs, squeaks ]
Yes, you do.
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The Stronbo Award-winning
"Fishing with Witches"!
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A bona fide classic.
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Exactly!
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A film that was inspired
by my --
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Roll that fucking clip.
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Goddammit.
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They say you catch fish
with worms,
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but at Strongburg Creek,
you catch them with sandwiches.
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Bruh, stop throwing sandwiches
into the creek.
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You're offending
Battle Ham.
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Whoa!
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The bigger the sandwich...
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the bigger the fish.
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Ya ever think about that?
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Woman: Ew!
[ Scattered applause ]
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[ Audience murmuring ]
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"Fishing with Witches"
debuted at number one.
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It was a huge hit!
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Gargantuan.
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[ Scattered applause ]
[ Man coughs ]
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I mean, it changed the way
everyone in Strongburg fished!
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What you getting at,
Jamantha?
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I'm here
at Strongburg Creek,
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investigating what is
affecting
the quality of our water.
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Excuse me, King Yeti.
May I have a word?
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Sure,
as long as I'm able
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to shout out my new
clothing line after?
Okay.
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What do you think is
affecting Strongburg's water?
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Probably all the sandwiches
in the water, my dude.
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Of course.
Thank you, King Yeti.
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Hol' -- Hol' up.
What about my sh--
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For three years,
the drinking water
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tasted like corned beef.
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I personally
love corned beef.
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[ Cow groans ]
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[ Slap! ]
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[ Audience murmuring ]
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Man: See, right now?
Our love for you is waning.
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[ Murmuring continues ]
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So, you're okay with
destroying
Strongburg's water system?
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[ Gulps ] Um, no...
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Lazor Wulf: Stop lying
to the people, Lamont.
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But I, uh -- I...
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Could we take
a commercial break?
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[ Static hisses ]
Ay-yo!
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Is it hot in here?
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Or is it Furnacé?
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[ Wind whistling ]
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[ Cellphone dinging ]
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[ Man coughs ]
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Wow.
[ Static hisses ]
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Let's talk about your final
big-budget masterpiece.
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We don't have to.
I think the people get it.
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[ Metal creaking ]
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I like driving things home,
Lamont.
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[ Metal thuds ]
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Let's show some
behind-the-scenes
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of that "illustrious" film.
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With this treaty,
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we shall end the battle
and restore the dope-ass balance
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between
the North and South.
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Lazor Wulf, the line is
"restore the delicate balance."
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Yeah.
I'm not saying that word.
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"Delicate"?
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I've blown $375 on a film
that was budgeted for $7.50!
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Say whatever you want!
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Damn, Lamont.
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I thought you cared about
giving the world the facts?
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Facts?
Here' a fact.
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Strongburg is
full of asshats
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who will believe
anything they see as long
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as it says "Presented by:
Lamont Brickwater."
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[ Audience boos ]
Canon Wulf: Change the channel!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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-Spinna a scammer!
-...you, Lamont!
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-Boo!
-Boooo!
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Lazor Wulf: Still not
saying "delicate"!
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Hol' up, y'all!
We not done just yet!
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[ Squeak! ]
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Phew.
Thank you for that.
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Let's talk money.
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Blazor Wulf: Oh, so, you
willing to talk money now?!
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I already paid you,
wench!
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So, how do you
fund these films?
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Is it legal?
[ Laughs ]
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They don't call you
"Pocket Watching Carthwright"
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for nothing.
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Also, define "legal."
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Ha ha ha.
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Answer the question,
Lamont.
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I give all praise
to my wonderful accountant.
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You ain't gonna
get an answer.
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Whom I will not name.
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-Boo!
-Dumbass spinna!
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No worries! Y'all know
we already have him --
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via Video-Chat!
Lamont: Wait. What?
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Thanks for giving us a moment
of
your time, Mr. Stallone.
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Never a problem!
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I love the attention!
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Plus, you promised me a free hat
for doing this, right?
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So, Lamont won't admit
to any criminal activity,
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but he's never had trouble
funding these large-scale
films.
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I was wond--
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He has me cook the books
and laundry the monies.
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[ Audience gasps ]
And, boy,
do I use a lot of detergent,
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if you know what I mean.
That's all we needed to know.
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Thank you, Mr. Stupi--
Stallone.
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Uh, before I go, I want
to give a shout-out to the gang!
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Uh, Lazor, Canon,
Blazor, Yeti!
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[ Chuckles ]
Your boy is Outchea!
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Yay-yah!
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Uh, what the fuc--
We know him?
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Uh, not too sure
about that.
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Wow. So, after years of
absorbing your fake
information,
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Strongburg has
recently been declared
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the "Most Dum-Dum Place
Ever to Exist."
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Woman: What the...
[ Scattered applause ]
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At least we're number one
in something?
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Beating out Milwaukee
and Heaven!
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[ Duck quacks ]
Whaaattttt?!
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Oh! Shit!
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Hmm. That can't be good.
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00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,538
[ Duck quacks ]
Duh.
252
00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,625
We dumber than Heaven?!
Fuck you, Lamont!
253
00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:13,038
-Spinna a scammer!
-Boo that man!
254
00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,915
[ Audience booing ]
[ Indistinct shouting ]
255
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,790
What do you have to say
to the people of Strongburg?
256
00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,705
I...
[ Squeak! Squeak! ]
257
00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:22,082
...have to pee-pee.
258
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:25,287
Woman: [ Whispering ]
You are a goddamn fibber!
259
00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:27,825
Canon Wulf:
This suuuuuucccckkkks!
260
00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,127
This sucks!
261
00:09:29,208 --> 00:09:31,328
[ Door closes ]
262
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:32,627
[ Unzipping ]
263
00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:33,878
[ Audience murmuring ]
264
00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:38,288
[ Urinating ]
265
00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:39,415
[ Farts ]
266
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,710
[ Urinating stops,
water splashes ]
267
00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:42,002
[ Urinating resumes ]
268
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:44,463
♪ Made some fake movies,
doo doo dee ♪
269
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,962
♪ Did a bunch of scams,
and I got off free ♪
270
00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:49,832
♪ Made Jamantha look
like a fool ♪
271
00:09:49,917 --> 00:09:51,877
♪ Wee wee wee ♪
272
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,958
♪ Just gotta finish up this pee,
then -- ♪
273
00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:56,132
[ Sighs ]
274
00:09:56,208 --> 00:09:58,628
Woop woops!
Open up!
275
00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,128
Oh, shit.
[ Zipping ]
276
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,578
Just a second!
277
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:05,997
[ Urinating ]
278
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,083
[ Tickle! Tickle! ]
[ Giggling ]
279
00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,747
♪ Climbing out the window ♪
[ Brush rustles ]
280
00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:10,883
[ Pants ]
281
00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,168
♪ Running down the street ♪
282
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:15,830
[ Theme music plays ]
283
00:10:15,917 --> 00:10:18,577
[ Pants ] ♪ Getting
into this stolen van ♪
284
00:10:18,667 --> 00:10:20,417
Man: Don't get in
that van! Lamont!
285
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,790
I'm Jamantha Carthwright.
Man: Lamont!
286
00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,625
And this has been
"Jammin with Jamantha."
287
00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,378
[ Tires screeching ]
Next week, our guest will be...
288
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,038
Lamont Brickwater?
[ Audience booing ]
289
00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:30,035
He'll be here to talk
about his new film,
290
00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:31,825
"Lamont Brickwater Presents:
291
00:10:31,917 --> 00:10:34,747
Lamont Brickwater on
'Jammin' with Jamantha':
292
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,043
The Rise and Rise
of Lamont Brickwater"?!
293
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,375
Canon Wulf: Change the channel!
294
00:10:38,458 --> 00:10:40,078
Are you fucking kidding
right now?
295
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:42,207
[ Cheers and applause ]
296
00:10:42,292 --> 00:10:45,712
[ Theme music playing ]
297
00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,712
I gotta find
the right hat!
298
00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,042
I'm gonna be on
299
00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:51,165
"Jammin' with Jamantha"
next week.
300
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:52,790
No, you not, bruh.
301
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,325
What do you mean?!
302
00:10:54,417 --> 00:10:57,207
You just got bumped
for Lamont again.
303
00:10:57,292 --> 00:11:00,462
But I just ordered
a new Furnacé tracksuit for it.
304
00:11:00,542 --> 00:11:03,172
I fucking hate
Lamont Brickwater!
[ Lightning zapping ]
305
00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,330
[ Laptop sizzles ]
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