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Romantic night out,
just you and me?
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Yes, please.
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Hugh: Andie? Josh?
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Over here, guys!
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Quick, out the hole.
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Ahh, we should just
stay and say hi.
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- No, we shouldn't.
- Ahh, come on.
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I don't want to be rude.
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Did you hear me? Come on over!
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Join us!
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- Hey!
- Hey, hey!
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Here is your carrot
cotton-tail crudit�.
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You guys already ordered.
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You know,
we don't want to impose.
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Yeah, we should just--
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Hugh: No, there's plenty.
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- Server: Enjoy.
- I'm such an idiot.
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Josh,
this is my girlfriend Greer.
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- Oh...
- She just agreed!
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Oh, um,
Greer and I know each other.
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I can't wait to hear how!
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We dated.
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And you're all still friends?
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That's amazing!
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I haven't had many girlfriends--
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zero, technically speaking--
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but I would hope to continue
a cordial connection
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if we ever broke up-- not
that I would want that!
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Me either. I'm about to
speak real nerd right now,
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but I like you more
than Prince Zardix
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likes Princess Horas Valpuna.
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You read the "Galaxy 3021" series.
Oh, my--
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So you would stop
pressing and stressing,
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but real talk? I liked it.
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Okay, why are we still here?
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We're gonna leave soon.
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Hugh, you're gonna model
your costume for me
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before I have to jet to SUC
tryouts, right?
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We'll see. More like you'll see!
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'Cause I'm definitely
gonna show you!
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With your help,
I'm gonna be the best dressed
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at Brayer Cosplay this weekend.
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Boy: Small world!
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Me and Cora are going to
that, too!
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Hey, blood sis.
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Okay,
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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I need to pee.
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Uh, ladies first.
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Hey, Andie, now that Greer
and I are going steady,
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steady for good, do you think she's
gonna want to, like, tongue kiss?
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What I'm asking is,
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do you think that
Greer has ever...
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frenched?
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Frenched?
Yeah, Hugh, Greer has frenched!
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Unlike me, who's about to
go get "frenched" right now!
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- You still want to do this?
- Let's get it in!
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Let's just slow down
for a second maybe.
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My God, if we went any slower,
we'd be going backwards.
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So, get on your back,
put the talking on mute,
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go to the menu, skip stop,
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and slam those digits
to fast forward
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to your clothes being off. Play!
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Andy, hold on.
Press pause for one second.
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You're upset,
and I think I know why.
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Greer dating Hugh?
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You and your cousin have
always been a little--
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Oh, my God,
get off about me and my cousin!
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That's a really weird
choice of words.
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God, did it take Greer this
long to get into that denim?
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Greer?
Is that what this is about?
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- This is about Greer?
- It's not about Greer.
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It's about the fact that
you two slept together
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- after how long?
- That doesn't matter.
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- How long?
- Eight minutes.
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Oh, my God!
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You jumped right
into bed with Greer,
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but with me it
takes you two years
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to tell me how you felt?
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And now you have two
months until you leave?
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Are you not as attracted
to me or something?
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Ands,
that is so ridiculously crazy.
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I'm attracted to you on
such a different level.
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But we've talked about this,
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that we wanted this first
time to be meaningful, right?
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I wanted to know certain
things about you.
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Like, your favorite chicken?
Strips.
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Favorite color? Blue.
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Favorite kind of music? Bad.
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Look, I just want to
do the right thing,
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and, honestly, to me,
that doesn't seem like
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having sex for the first time when all
you're gonna be thinking about is Greer.
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What about the right thing for
me, Josh?
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The nice guy routine
is tired and so am I.
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This is my room. You leave.
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Pick a good one, Andy!
Come through, hot mess!
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- What are you doing? No!
- Let her rip it!
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How am I supposed to have
the most epic summer,
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if I can't even have the most
epic sex with my boyfriend?
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Come on,
tell Wynn what happened.
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And the rant begins in
three, two, one.
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Last night, Josh and I ended up
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on an accidental
double date with--
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Me and Greer! So much fun!
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We got home,
and I slung my snapper right at him,
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but I got denied.
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I just don't understand
who denies sex
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after a half a year of waiting.
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All right, Tricky Lake,
there's gotta be more to this story.
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With Greer involved,
there always is.
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Fine, yeah.
Greer has banged my beau,
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which I would be
totally cool with,
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except to for the fact
that I haven't yet.
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I mean, Josh just cares
so much about my feelings
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that he doesn't care
about my squealings.
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Banged your beau?
Greer's had sex with Josh?
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- She's had sex, period?
- Sex on her period?
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I don't know. I mean, probably.
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I've been preparing for our
first tonsil hockey scrimmage.
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I'm not ready for the playoffs.
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Oh, God! Ugh, I am exhausted
with schooling these virgins.
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All right, no three-step plan.
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Let's just get down to the list.
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Wait, I thought we
were ripping the list.
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Or burning. Whichever.
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I'm fine with both.
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I would ask what your damage is,
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but I'd miss my life.
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I'm glad you asked.
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I knew this list was
gonna be a trigger,
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and it was!
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The last list item
we did was number 66,
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and my behavior
added another six.
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We upgraded kick the can
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to kick... a man.
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Wynn, you got it all wrong.
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Number 66 isn't "kick a man."
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It's "Kick it with The Man,"
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as in hang out with your boss.
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What? Your lingo is insane!
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No one here even has a job!
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You know what?
I'm picking the next one,
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and I pick number 273.
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Plead the deed.
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Not number 273.
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That was the day you
confessed to Principal Pleats
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about me taking the rap for you.
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That was the day
you got expelled.
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This doesn't sound very fun,
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how did that make the
most epic summer list?
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Her not coming back to
school felt epic to me.
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Let's upgrade to...
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...and I know just
where to start.
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Hugh you in-- side of
me, right now?
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No, not me. No.
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Ooh. Ooh.
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I've gotta go face Greer's
sexpectations head on.
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Dakota, you down?
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Oh, I was gonna say no anyway,
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but now I've got a real reason to.
Bye!
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Oh!
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One on one time with one
of my oldest friends?
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Feels like the
perfect distraction.
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What's the BBBA?
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Bullies, Bitches,
and Bad guys...
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- Anonymous!
- Okay, what are we doing here?
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Well, I realized that I
needed help staying on track
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before the list gets
me in more trouble.
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- For your moms?
- For my moms, but also for me.
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Ms. Fixler,
I've been waiting for you
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to come to this meeting
for a long time.
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You need some serious help.
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I'm actually just here
to support my friend.
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You're about as supportive
as my old C-cup.
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Not very.
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Welcome to today's meeting
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of Bullies, Bitches, and Bad guys...
Anonymous.
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This isn't the Better
Business Bureau?
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Well, how am I supposed
to dispute that complaint
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about dipping my
nut-- nut-- nothing.
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Get the out!
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What are you doing?
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Who told you you
look good in red?
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Calm down.
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Take a deep breath,
say the mantra.
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All: I'm not bad, I'm mad,
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which makes me sad,
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but underneath, I'm rad.
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Amen.
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Step one of the program
is personal testimonies.
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If you feel moved to
speak, the floor is yours.
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Hello, my name is Wynn,
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and it turns out... I'm a bully.
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- All: Hi, Wynn.
- What's up, Wynn?
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I'm a human thermometer.
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I go from Celsius
to 100 like that.
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It's a problem because
it gets me in pickles.
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Which, sure,
is a great delicious snack.
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But we all know how it ends.
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With diarrhea.
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And that's why I'm here today.
Thank you.
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Wynn, you're not a bully.
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Believe me, I know bullies.
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Ms. Fixler,
care to share with the class?
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Okay. Hi, I'm Andie Fixler,
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and I know a lot about bullies
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because my brother
is Alec Fixler.
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Both: He turned
us into a monster.
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Yeah, and his hair is so dumb.
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My brother stopped
me from having
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the high school love story
that, honestly, I deserved.
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And an old bully recently
re-entered my life,
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and now she's a walking
reminder that I still have not
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sexed my soul mate.
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Andie, I found you.
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Here, I got you these.
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Josh, thank you.
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I'm so glad you
changed your mind.
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Let's go bang in the closet!
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- I didn't change my mind.
- What?
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So you just brought
me flowers to be nice?
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- Yeah.
- Ugh.
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Just what I need, more nice!
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Could we talk about
this in private?
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You know what?
No, thank you, Josh.
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I don't need your
good guy gardenias.
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I need you to plow my garden!
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Both: Nut up, son!
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She can't
flowers, dude!
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- All right.
- Girl: You look like your mom!
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Ms. Fixler! You are a trigger
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to everyone you encounter!
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This group's regressed more
than ever with your presence!
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Which means we're on to step two!
Go make amends!
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And, Andie? Never come back.
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? I used to take on the
world on my own... ?
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Hugh, come on!
I know you didn't have dairy.
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This shouldn't be
taking so long.
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Hugh: I changed my mind!
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My cosplay costume feels...
revealing.
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Okay, revealing?
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I did not read 52
volumes of "Galaxy 3021"
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when I could have been
practicing my cheerleading
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just for you to pussy
out at the last second.
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Finally.
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This doesn't arouse
you, does it?
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"Arouse" is not the word.
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Hey, um, I got you a present.
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I was reading volume
26 and I noticed
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that Zardix had
just a little bit...
250
00:11:10,869 --> 00:11:12,872
of shimmer.
251
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,311
A hundo-p,
I was not into cosplay,
252
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:20,946
but on you, it is super sexy.
253
00:11:20,979 --> 00:11:23,148
What?
254
00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:26,452
Maybe I should get a Valpuna
costume and dress up with you.
255
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:29,488
Imitation dairy! Same reaction!
256
00:11:29,521 --> 00:11:30,956
Oh, what?
257
00:11:37,195 --> 00:11:39,965
I thought I was meeting
with Skip Lunch, Sr.,
258
00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,234
the biggest modeling
agent in Brayer County,
259
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:45,137
not some 12 year old
skeleton in hand-me-downs.
260
00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:48,173
My dad's not taking on
any new clients right now,
261
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,775
but I'm looking for
the next big thing.
262
00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,844
Maybe then my dad
will get off my case
263
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,445
about how much Fanta I drink.
264
00:11:53,478 --> 00:11:56,014
I have been living at
the Town Center Mall,
265
00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:58,484
working and twerking in
front of a Spencer's Gifts,
266
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,353
poppin' and droppin'
at Sbarro's,
267
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:03,155
shakin' and bakin'
at Yankee Candle.
268
00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:05,791
D knows how to move the mall
like no one you've ever met.
269
00:12:05,824 --> 00:12:09,895
While I don't get why a scout hasn't
scooped me, I'm not gonna settle.
270
00:12:09,928 --> 00:12:13,065
Seen that suit, so... boy, bye!
271
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,802
Dakota, wait.
272
00:12:16,835 --> 00:12:19,238
You're a star.
273
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,206
I get tens of submissions a day,
274
00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:23,175
and no one stood
out to me like you.
275
00:12:23,208 --> 00:12:24,376
I'm gonna ask you
something you get asked
276
00:12:24,409 --> 00:12:25,778
on every date you go on,
277
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:28,313
"What is it that
you have to offer?"
278
00:12:28,346 --> 00:12:31,049
I'll be submitting
Dakota for local gigs.
279
00:12:31,082 --> 00:12:33,118
I'm talking ice cream parlors,
280
00:12:33,151 --> 00:12:35,387
suit emporium liquidation sales,
281
00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,523
and our biggest employer,
282
00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,893
Brayer Burials casket
display modeling!
283
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,228
Well, even Tyrese was
the face of Lyme disease
284
00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:44,897
when he got started.
285
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,398
It'll be nothing but
a pit stop on the way
286
00:12:46,431 --> 00:12:48,167
to the Big Apple before
the end of the summer.
287
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,236
You accomplishing your
dreams reminds me of mine,
288
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:53,572
to grow up, meet someone,
289
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:55,407
have that someone have a dream,
290
00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:57,442
have that someone's
dream to be a model,
291
00:12:57,475 --> 00:12:59,244
and have that dream come true.
292
00:12:59,277 --> 00:13:02,448
I'm just happy I met someone
hot enough to make it happen.
293
00:13:08,553 --> 00:13:10,322
This is better than
any handshake agreement
294
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:11,791
I've ever had.
295
00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:18,497
Whew!
296
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,265
I can't believe we're
on the last step
297
00:13:20,298 --> 00:13:22,100
of my two-step program.
298
00:13:22,133 --> 00:13:24,570
It feels like this morning
it was just step one.
299
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:27,573
- It was.
- Oh, ho! I am so hyped!
300
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,342
I've never said sorry to
anyone I've wronged before.
301
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:32,578
How many wronged are you
righting, exactly?
302
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:35,314
- About...
- Uh-oh.
303
00:13:38,183 --> 00:13:41,587
I realize it was inappropriate
of me to shave your cat
304
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,989
simply because you
said you were sneezy.
305
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,594
Just because you said you
were desperate for sleep,
306
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,964
doesn't mean it was okay
for me to sneak PM drug you.
307
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,870
Just because you said you were
curious about Internet fame,
308
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,605
did not give me the right
to make you into a meme.
309
00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,006
I'm sorry you went viral.
310
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,977
I'm sorry I tricked
you into eating gluten.
311
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,179
There are other ways to find
out if you're intolerant.
312
00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:09,181
I'm really glad you
made it out of the coma.
313
00:14:10,515 --> 00:14:12,317
Just because you wanted
quiet in the library
314
00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,987
didn't give me the right to
duct-tape unwilling mouths.
315
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,022
Sorry I took off your
husband's 'stache.
316
00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:22,494
Wynn, why am I in the hot seat?
317
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:26,198
Because you're my last and
most important apology.
318
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:30,002
It's why I insisted that you
come to the BBBA meeting.
319
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,137
The whole reason I'm in that
group is because of you.
320
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:35,107
Me? You've never
bullied me before.
321
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,442
Ghosting is a form of bullying.
322
00:14:37,475 --> 00:14:39,611
It's a slogan on my
anti-bullying poster.
323
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:44,349
Friends don't leave friends
without explanations,
324
00:14:44,382 --> 00:14:47,586
which I know kind of
happens to you a lot.
325
00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:51,290
I'm really sorry.
326
00:14:51,323 --> 00:14:53,492
Whew! Ha-ha!
327
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:56,028
Oh, I was really nervous
about saying all that.
328
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,963
That's why I kinda went
through the whole thing
329
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,665
with all those hobos before you.
330
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:04,469
- I can't get down.
- Beat it, June!
331
00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:11,209
So, do you accept my apology?
332
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,679
Of course.
333
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,480
You coming back and
saving my summer
334
00:15:15,513 --> 00:15:18,383
was all of the apology that
I would ever need from you.
335
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:19,985
Wynn, I really missed you,
336
00:15:20,018 --> 00:15:24,056
and I'm sorry if I
pushed the list too hard.
337
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,591
Hot mess or not,
you are making my summer epic.
338
00:15:26,624 --> 00:15:30,228
Well, if I ever ghost you
again, it's because I'm dead
339
00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:32,531
and I'm haunting
you for friendship.
340
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:41,440
What was that?
341
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,581
Josh? What are you doing here?
342
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,150
I've been waiting for a
perfect time to give you this.
343
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:53,452
A calendar?
344
00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,356
So you can pick a new
day for our first time.
345
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,594
I want there to be a special day
346
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:05,430
for our special deed.
347
00:16:05,463 --> 00:16:07,399
I did pick a date, Josh.
348
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:11,103
We passed it,
so I'll pick a new date, okay?
349
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,738
Right now. Let's go bang.
350
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,439
Why don't we just pick
a day that isn't so soon
351
00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,508
that it feels like it's just
coming out of horny anger,
352
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,276
but not so far away that you're
gonna feel emotionally abandoned
353
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:19,411
when I go to college.
354
00:16:19,444 --> 00:16:21,179
I'm tired of waiting, Josh.
355
00:16:21,212 --> 00:16:23,115
So I'm gonna go to my
room and start 'bating,
356
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,750
'cause clearly that's
the only action
357
00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:26,184
I'm getting out of
this relationship.
358
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:28,587
And, yeah, I am masturbating.
359
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,990
I'm free!
360
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,464
Hugh, are you okay?
You've been acting weird.
361
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,533
I mean, weirder than usual.
362
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:44,136
Oh, I'm fine.
363
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:48,807
The cosplay was just getting
too intimate for Prince Zardix.
364
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,777
A Prince should never be
pressured into intimacy ever.
365
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:56,548
I mean, Xavier Zardix
doesn't even have genitals.
366
00:16:56,581 --> 00:16:59,151
Okay, did I miss
something in the comics?
367
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,619
'Cause I think I would
have remembered that.
368
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:06,625
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. It's nothing.
369
00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,795
- You wouldn't understand.
- No, please tell me.
370
00:17:09,828 --> 00:17:11,496
You didn't understand cosplay
371
00:17:11,529 --> 00:17:12,497
and you still
helped me with that.
372
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,499
Let me try.
373
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:19,337
Okay, um, it's just that
374
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,338
SUC tryouts are tonight
375
00:17:20,371 --> 00:17:22,340
and I-- I'm really nervous.
376
00:17:22,373 --> 00:17:24,509
You're a great cheer-er.
377
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,812
You'll do super.
Why are you second guessing yourself?
378
00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:29,514
I don't know.
I guess it's, like,
379
00:17:29,547 --> 00:17:31,349
cheerleading is
life or whatever,
380
00:17:31,382 --> 00:17:35,687
but for me it just-- it kind
of feels like a past one?
381
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,156
I'm not exactly Susie
Spirit anymore, so...
382
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:41,426
Isn't cheerleading all
about supporting the team?
383
00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:44,763
I bet you'll be an even better
cheerleader now that you're nice.
384
00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:51,136
Dictionary logic. I like it.
385
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:55,373
You know what? Yeah.
386
00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:58,310
Yeah! I am gonna go out there
387
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,645
and I am gonna be
an SUC succubus.
388
00:18:00,678 --> 00:18:02,414
Succubus?
389
00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:04,416
The female demon that has
sex with you in your sleep?
390
00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:07,552
Uh, yeah-doi.com.
It's SUC's mascot.
391
00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:08,687
Oh, my God!
Will you watch my tryout routine?
392
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,123
- Uh...
- Hit it, Shaw!
393
00:18:24,502 --> 00:18:26,404
Don't
care if it's wrong or right.
394
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:28,107
Entering your end zone tonight.
395
00:18:31,843 --> 00:18:33,612
Close your eyes and go to sleep.
396
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,115
I will score on you so deep.
397
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,353
"Go, fight,
win," is what they say.
398
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:42,855
My defense is my vajay!
399
00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,265
I will eat your heart.
400
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:13,285
Man, I am refreshed.
401
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,288
Hey, maybe next year
I'll go for honor roll.
402
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,290
Awesome, first a sexless summer,
403
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,891
and now a school year
of Wynn studying?
404
00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:23,295
At least I have Dakota to
keep some flair in my hair.
405
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,297
Ooh, sorry, Grumplestiltskin.
406
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,798
I'm a signed model now.
407
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:28,333
If you're looking
for a meet and greet
408
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:29,901
in New York next year,
contact my people.
409
00:19:29,934 --> 00:19:31,837
They'll try to fit you in.
410
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,639
Hi, guys.
411
00:19:34,672 --> 00:19:35,941
As if today wasn't
shitty enough,
412
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,643
enter a walking reminder
that my own boyfriend
413
00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:39,911
is muzzling my muffin!
414
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:42,314
Okay! Andie said "muffin".
415
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,249
All right,
let's go watch your favorite show,
416
00:19:44,282 --> 00:19:46,952
"Four Fast Friends,"
reset you back to bland.
417
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:48,486
Ooh,
I'm gonna leave you two to it.
418
00:19:48,519 --> 00:19:50,589
I gotta go bang my BF 'cause,
419
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,856
bonus perks of becoming a model,
420
00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:54,726
- Ruben's hornier than--
- No! Stay, Dakota!
421
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:57,796
Hugh, I made the squad.
422
00:19:57,829 --> 00:20:00,832
I'm an official SUC Succubus!
423
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,501
I'm not prepared
to penetrate yet!
424
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:05,337
- Uh, what?
- Andie told me you and Josh had sex
425
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,671
after eight minutes,
which is really fast.
426
00:20:06,704 --> 00:20:07,973
And I'm not ready to yet
because I'm a virgin,
427
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,975
but I'm scared you'll make me.
428
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:14,679
Wow. Is that really
your impression of me?
429
00:20:14,712 --> 00:20:17,515
You think I'm just here
to pluck your duck?
430
00:20:17,548 --> 00:20:19,384
I mean, I guess I get it.
431
00:20:19,417 --> 00:20:21,519
It's hard not to see
anything but a super hot babe
432
00:20:21,552 --> 00:20:23,855
with knock-out knockers
and seamless stems,
433
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:27,859
but, Hugh,
I thought you of all people would.
434
00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:29,828
I'm catching feels for you,
435
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,463
but if you don't
feel the same way,
436
00:20:31,496 --> 00:20:33,999
you need to let me know now.
437
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:38,336
Sorry,
your my first gal pal and...
438
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:39,871
you're clearly too cool for me.
439
00:20:39,904 --> 00:20:43,875
Damn, I didn't know guys
could be hot and nice.
440
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:45,677
I've done hot and
dumb, hot and boring,
441
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:47,679
hot and funny, which is,
like, super hard to find.
442
00:20:47,712 --> 00:20:52,550
I guess we're both just looking
for something we've never had.
443
00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:56,021
Maybe we could find it together.
444
00:20:57,722 --> 00:20:59,724
I would like that.
445
00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,027
And, Hugh,
I would never pressure you
446
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,995
into doing something that
you're not prepared to do.
447
00:21:04,028 --> 00:21:06,932
I'm cool to wait
until you're ready.
448
00:21:08,966 --> 00:21:10,735
- Until marriage?
- What? No! What?
449
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:11,937
Mmm.
450
00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:16,875
Announcer on TV: Next on
"Four Fast Friends"...
451
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:20,745
? Four
regular Joes just doing their thing ?
452
00:21:20,778 --> 00:21:23,748
? Four regular Joes,
four regular Joes ?
453
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:26,418
? And they meet
each other fast ?
454
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,753
? And soon they start to click ?
455
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,423
? Because four fast friends ?
456
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:32,557
What?
457
00:21:32,590 --> 00:21:34,459
Josh: Andie, it's Josh.
458
00:21:34,492 --> 00:21:36,528
Go away!
459
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,330
I don't need anymore
of your niceties.
460
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:41,533
All right, listen up,
461
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:44,469
I am an all-American,
Prom King-winning,
462
00:21:44,502 --> 00:21:46,438
football-playing,
pretty in-shape
463
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,972
for an 18-year-old kind of guy.
464
00:21:48,005 --> 00:21:49,774
I also happen to
be the kind of guy
465
00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:51,109
that likes to take your photos.
466
00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:53,578
I love to buy you flowers.
467
00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:56,348
And I like knowing what your
favorite cheese is-- string.
468
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:59,384
And I want to pick a special
day for our first time.
469
00:21:59,417 --> 00:22:00,618
You wanna know why?
470
00:22:00,651 --> 00:22:04,622
Because I am a
nice guy.
471
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,925
And I like that about you.
472
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:08,960
It just-- it made me feel
like you didn't want me,
473
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:10,962
which in a weird way kind
of made me want you more,
474
00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:13,498
- and I just kind of--
- Shh.
475
00:22:21,839 --> 00:22:23,742
Do you have any doubts
about how much I want you?
476
00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:25,844
- Unh-uh.
- Let's stop talking.
477
00:22:28,546 --> 00:22:32,650
? Nothing can stop me now
with my four fast friends ?
478
00:22:32,683 --> 00:22:36,054
Damn! My name's Soda and I am...
479
00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:38,456
All: ...one sassy sidekick.
480
00:22:38,489 --> 00:22:39,824
That's right!
481
00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:42,494
Guys,
I've got a major boy dilemma.
482
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,396
All: Oh, Mandy!
483
00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:46,664
? Four fast friends ?
484
00:22:46,697 --> 00:22:48,099
? And they're out on their own ?
485
00:22:48,132 --> 00:22:50,502
? Four fast, four fast friends ?
486
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,504
? Nothing can stop me now ?
487
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,041
? With my four fast friends ?
488
00:22:56,091 --> 00:23:00,641
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