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Previously on Foursome,
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the home queries were epic,
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Clemont asked me to homecoming
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and he left this beret in my locker.
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Yes, Mae.
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Some were more impressive than others.
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Oh, surprised it's not a Polaroid though.
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And I've made a big decision.
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What's next for Andie
everything but Fixler?
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I'm thinking I'm ready for the but.
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And it couldn't have come at a better time.
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Yes!
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As long as I can keep Alec distracted.
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How 'bout this, we all go together?
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One thing's clear,
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everyone is psyched for homecoming.
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You all have had quite
the night, haven't you?
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Thank you, Steven, for
bringing the dark to light.
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We can do this the easy
way, or the hard way.
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The choice is entirely up to you.
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I see.
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Well, tight lips don't just sink ships,
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they ensure expulsion.
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What, ah, did she say that?
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Phones on the desk.
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Let's see what you've been hiding.
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Come on guys, no, you're
just making it worse.
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Steven!
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Get a hold of yourself.
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I will get to the bottom of tonight.
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You may not wanna talk,
but I know you millenials.
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Tonight, without a
doubt, is well-documented
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on all of your cellular devices.
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And if it's the last thing
I do in my educating career,
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I will get to the bottom of tonight.
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What's on your phones?
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Smile, honey.
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You're on the most
handsome arm in the city.
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Ugh, not much competition.
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Let's leave this mess, I
take way better pictures
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than these jokers anyway.
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We're like a black and white filter.
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Come on white bread, let's boogie.
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Coming in hot!
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I guess we could like,
crop him out or something.
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Yeah, he's in the middle
so we could just cut him out
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and then put the photo back together.
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I'll go grab our tickets, okay?
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Hey.
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Hi.
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You look amazing.
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Thanks.
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You clean up nice.
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Kent's a lucky guy.
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I always wanted to be the one
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to take you to your first dance.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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Hey Josh.
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Josh, hi.
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Here is your corsage.
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You look really you tonight.
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Thank you so much for being my date.
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I can't believe Clemont got deported.
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Really?
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I felt like we all saw that coming.
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Ooh, we're next, come on.
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Are you sad you're gonna have
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to crown a new queen tonight?
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You know what, no.
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I actually feel ready to hang my crown up.
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I just wish I didn't have so many duties
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with Alec, you know?
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Tighter.
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Can't wait for later.
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Do you feel different?
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You look different.
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Courtney, we haven't even had sex yet.
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Yeah, but you decided to.
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That's almost the same.
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Deciding to have sex is
the same as having sex?
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That can't be right, my mom
says sex is just your gender.
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Wow, your dad must be one depressed dude.
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He cries a lot.
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You know, I do feel different.
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I feel ready.
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Kent just makes me feel so comfortable.
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Plus, he makes my basement flood.
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Quick reminder, it hurts.
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Your basement's gonna need re-carpeting.
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I know, but I think it's worth it.
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You know, I may be a
90's cliche by losing my V
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on HC but honestly guys,
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it's a stereotype for a reason.
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I mean, this dress, the night,
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having you guys by my side.
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Not to mention how badass it
felt paying cash for a motel.
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They'll rent a room to a bleeding hobo.
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I wouldn't brag about it.
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Okay, I'm just saying it
feels like the perfect night.
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It does, doesn't it?
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I can't believe it's already
the end of the semester.
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It's funny because after homecoming,
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I will be coming home.
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Tonight is the perfect night
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to say goodbye to public school.
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To your virginity, to
your crown, and your...
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Go on.
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Judgemental demeanor.
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Your dress could hide Tom Cruise's secrets.
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Guess not.
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How about, this is the last
night you give two hoots
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about Zapp?
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After this, you're your own man.
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You spin poetry.
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Well snap, snap, damn that was beautiful.
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Shall we commemorate?
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Yeah.
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Ayo Brayer buds, it's me,
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your reigning king, A. Fixler, haha.
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Don't you fret about this
crown moving a muscle,
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'cause no doubt, no
diggity, Imma win twice.
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Haha!
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Yo, Bobcats, you ready to serve
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under the best king in the West?
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off.
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Your face ruined my shot.
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Well, dating you brought down my average.
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Oh, you know a lot about
average, don't you, Court?
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Ugh, I can't believe I'm stuck here
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beside you all night.
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The minute I crown the next
Queen, consider me vapor.
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Already considered.
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Your majesties.
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'Tis bickering I hear?
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So, as previous king and
queen, you're supposed
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to set the majestic mood.
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So, cheer up, wave proudly,
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and then you know, pass the torch.
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Can't come soon enough.
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Never your problem.
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She's joking.
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Now I have forever proof that you are
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the worst dancer ever.
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Yeah, well, you dance like a dad.
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Yeah, well, you like it because
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it gives me an excuse for
me to put my hands here.
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You like where your hands are now?
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Just wait until after the dance.
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I don't think I can wait.
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Wow, this DJ hates us.
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Yeah, maybe we should just take a break
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and grab some punch?
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Dakota spiked it.
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Yes.
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I am feeling this beat.
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Right, Joshie?
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Uh, yeah.
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You think I can't figure
out your passcodes, "6969."
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I will crack you.
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I mean, look, hey, I'm on your side.
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You guys have each others'
backs and are real cool
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with each other and I get that.
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You know?
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I get you, I'm in on it.
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Me as well.
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No, Steven.
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Steven, no.
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Hey, bros.
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Look at me, I'm just one of the guys.
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I used to fart around
with my friends, go silly.
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That's what best buds do, right?
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So let's just do ourselves a
favor and unlock these phones.
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Unlock 'em.
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I need more than a teenage girl's tattling
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in order to punish these kids.
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I need hard evidence.
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So maybe don't punish them.
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What's on your phones?
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Oh my God, you have to
get that guy over there,
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looks like he's giving her the Heimlich.
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Ew.
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It's okay, it's just an
extension I can take it out.
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Ow
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I'll get it.
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"? Get low, make it hot ?"
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I'm really gonna miss this place.
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Look, this is where I
first dropped my backpack.
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And this is where I hid when
I thought there was a lockdown,
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but it turns out someone just coughed.
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And this is my locker.
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Freeze!
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Was this picture taken tonight?
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Yeah, I wanted to remember
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my first public school locker.
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Give me that.
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Oh my God.
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Mr. Zapp.
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He's here.
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Tonight!
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Dakota, I wouldn't
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and he's getting arrested.
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Voting is closed.
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Oh, Courtney, I haven't voted yet.
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Sorry, Imogen.
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Just trying to get this over
with as soon as possible.
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Ditto, that way I can find
out I won and get naked.
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Oh my God
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that's right.
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We totally started that tradition,
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skinny dipping in the pool after winning.
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Yo, I threw you so hard that
you almost missed the pool.
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You were light because you threw up
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- jello shots.
- Jello shots!
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Hey, thanks for holding my hair back.
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Yeah, sure thing, babe.
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Courtney.
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Courtney.
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You know, ralph or not, I could probably
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still throw you the distance.
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
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We should probably turn these...
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Yeah, we should probably turn them in.
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Okay, see ya.
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Okay, definitely feel
like I could have voted
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in that amount of time.
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Our last dance as
Homecoming King and Queen,
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how do you feel?
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Ready.
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Okay.
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It's just weird and shit, cause
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it feels like our last dance
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like, ever.
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Yeah, does feel weird.
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It also doesn't, you know?
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You feel comfortable to me.
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You also, as well.
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Our relationship deserved
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a better ending than what we gave it.
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True.
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Our relationship was golden.
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We won everything at this school,
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Homecoming, Mr. and Mrs. BHS,
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Most Likely to Make a
Life-Altering Mistake Together.
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We ruled this joint.
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We did, didn't we?
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Maybe that's why I like being here so much.
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You made high school so much fun for me.
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Alec, no.
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I just realized something.
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All of our best moments
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are in the past.
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Maybe that's why we broke up.
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I mean, we're in new places now.
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And I am so excited to
make new memories with you.
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But as friends.
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Cool, bro.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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Sweet.
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Ah yeah.
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See ya.
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Deuces.
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Hi.
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Aren't you worried the ceiling is gonna
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like randomly collapse and kill us?
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It would honestly make sense
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with the way tonight's been going.
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I'm not worried about anything right now.
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Look I know that tonight didn't really
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go the way that you'd hoped, but
272
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I had a really good night
273
00:11:28,486 --> 00:11:30,121
'cause I was with you.
274
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,530
Wanna get outta here?
275
00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:42,001
Downer's Motel?
276
00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:44,501
I'm thinking you can maybe do something
277
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:46,201
to turn this night around.
278
00:11:46,203 --> 00:11:48,338
What happened to you wanting
everything to be perfect?
279
00:11:48,340 --> 00:11:51,174
Nothing in my life has ever been perfect.
280
00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:53,776
But this feels right.
281
00:11:53,778 --> 00:11:56,512
You make everything feel right
282
00:11:56,514 --> 00:11:58,817
and I want you to be my first.
283
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:01,251
And then I wanna go get a pizza.
284
00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:04,856
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
285
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,196
Now's our chance.
286
00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:17,032
Where do you think you're going?
287
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:17,733
I just need to...
288
00:12:17,735 --> 00:12:18,401
You better think long and hard
289
00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,036
about your next move, Josh.
290
00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:22,070
I know everything.
291
00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:23,305
What are you talking about?
292
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,306
Don't play dumb.
293
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,843
I saw you at that BDX party.
294
00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:29,112
I saw you rip that sophomore slut
295
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:30,847
out of that college dude's arms
296
00:12:30,849 --> 00:12:32,348
and disappear with her outside.
297
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,382
And now you're running after her again?
298
00:12:33,384 --> 00:12:34,283
No.
299
00:12:34,285 --> 00:12:36,118
You're not gonna do this to me twice.
300
00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,820
I'm sorry, Greer, I gotta go.
301
00:12:37,822 --> 00:12:38,524
Wait, Josh.
302
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:43,262
Why does it always have to be her?
303
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,300
It's always been her.
304
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,440
Yeah!
305
00:12:57,442 --> 00:12:59,843
Loyal subjects and shit.
306
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:03,512
It's that time to pass
the crown back down to me.
307
00:13:03,514 --> 00:13:04,347
Haha!
308
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,558
Art thee excited to
serveth under a new regime?
309
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,897
Okay, we'll just cut right to it, then.
310
00:13:20,899 --> 00:13:24,132
Courtney, please announce
Brayer High School's
311
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,571
next Homecoming Queen.
312
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,440
The next Queen is...
313
00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:33,008
Oh my God,
314
00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:34,109
Imogen!
315
00:13:38,048 --> 00:13:39,616
What?
316
00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,494
This reminds me of a time
317
00:13:52,496 --> 00:13:54,097
that a senior, one day,
318
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:56,398
told me that it was
Appreciate Other Culture Day
319
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,033
and I wore blackface.
320
00:13:58,035 --> 00:14:00,502
Okay, let's not finish that story.
321
00:14:00,504 --> 00:14:03,138
I guess what I'm trying to say is that
322
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:06,175
I have been pranked so
many times at this school,
323
00:14:06,177 --> 00:14:08,511
a thousand times, probably, at this school
324
00:14:08,513 --> 00:14:11,414
and I can tell that this isn't one of them.
325
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:12,581
I think.
326
00:14:12,583 --> 00:14:13,983
No.
327
00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:15,084
No, it's not.
328
00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:17,487
'Cause, I can feel it.
329
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:21,192
Thank you for making me
feel at home at school.
330
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:26,296
It makes it really hard
for me to tell you that
331
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:28,500
I'm going back to homeschool.
332
00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:33,603
Public school's been this amazing adventure
333
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:36,638
and I'm so happy that
I got to experience it
334
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,141
with all of you.
335
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,008
I finally feel accepted here
336
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:42,111
but, oh my goodness, at the end of the day,
337
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,979
I just wanna go home.
338
00:14:43,981 --> 00:14:45,614
That's how I know it's the right decision.
339
00:14:45,616 --> 00:14:48,550
You've all taught me to
stay true to who I am.
340
00:14:48,552 --> 00:14:50,489
And deep down, who I am
341
00:14:51,722 --> 00:14:53,690
is a homeschool girl!
342
00:14:57,495 --> 00:14:59,661
Air conditioner,
343
00:14:59,663 --> 00:15:00,499
lamp,
344
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:02,567
Kent Saydak.
345
00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:18,013
Are you ready to find
out who your new King is?
346
00:15:18,015 --> 00:15:18,949
Yeah.
347
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:19,648
I don't even need to read the ballot.
348
00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:21,584
I already know it's gonna be me.
349
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,752
No, no, you do need to read the ballot.
350
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:23,388
Fine!
351
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:29,561
Brayer's new Homecoming King is
352
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,330
Alec Kent Saydak.
353
00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:34,399
Kent Saydak?
354
00:15:37,701 --> 00:15:39,071
You know what?
355
00:15:41,105 --> 00:15:43,473
If anyone was gonna take my crown
356
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:47,042
as reigning King of this stink hole,
357
00:15:47,044 --> 00:15:49,177
I'm proud it's my best buddy.
358
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:51,616
Kent Saydak, get up here, broseph.
359
00:15:54,485 --> 00:15:56,252
Kent?
360
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:59,388
Quit dicking around, man, get up here.
361
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:03,392
Does anybody have eyes on Kent Saydak?
362
00:16:03,394 --> 00:16:06,028
He kinda talks like this.
363
00:16:06,030 --> 00:16:09,098
He's Australian, or English, I don't know.
364
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:11,537
Does anybody know who his date is?
365
00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:15,304
Where's my sister?
366
00:16:17,475 --> 00:16:18,306
Andie!
367
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:19,142
Move!
368
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:19,776
Alec, Wait!
369
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:20,776
Outta my way!
370
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:21,612
Andie!
371
00:16:27,552 --> 00:16:28,818
Where did you find this?
372
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,652
In my boyfriend's locker.
373
00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:31,686
Josh?
374
00:16:31,688 --> 00:16:32,622
Donner's Motel.
375
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:33,725
Hurry, hurry.
376
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:40,496
Imogen, congrats on Homecoming Queen,
377
00:16:40,498 --> 00:16:42,230
you're finally one of us.
378
00:16:42,232 --> 00:16:45,136
I don't wanna be anything like you.
379
00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:51,574
Ken Saydak?
380
00:16:51,576 --> 00:16:53,575
Is anybody listening to me?
381
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:54,743
Courtney?
382
00:16:54,745 --> 00:16:56,646
Ow, my ankle, it's twisted.
383
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:57,747
Damn hooker heels.
384
00:16:57,749 --> 00:16:59,181
It's okay, I got you.
385
00:17:00,451 --> 00:17:01,617
Whoa, you're so strong.
386
00:17:01,619 --> 00:17:03,151
I drink a lot of milk.
387
00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:04,653
Okay, where we going?
388
00:17:04,655 --> 00:17:05,490
Dakota.
389
00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:13,395
Okay, uh, no time for
pants, Andie needs us.
390
00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:16,401
Yeah, I'm kinda busy.
391
00:17:16,667 --> 00:17:18,133
Alec called called
Kent's name at Homecoming
392
00:17:18,135 --> 00:17:19,334
for the Homecoming King,
393
00:17:19,336 --> 00:17:20,536
but he wasn't there so Alec figured it out
394
00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:21,804
and then Greer gave Alec a picture of Andie
395
00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:22,638
in her underwear, and then Alec...
396
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,273
Alec's on his way to the motel.
397
00:17:24,275 --> 00:17:26,142
Yeah.
398
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:26,776
Let's go get our girl.
399
00:17:52,804 --> 00:17:54,139
Am I too late?
400
00:17:58,643 --> 00:17:59,478
Alec!
401
00:18:00,545 --> 00:18:02,178
Oh my God, are you okay?
402
00:18:02,180 --> 00:18:03,749
I'm gonna kill you!
403
00:18:05,616 --> 00:18:07,185
Hey, big brother.
404
00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:09,620
Oh God my dick, ow!
405
00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:13,725
My hero.
406
00:18:16,326 --> 00:18:17,395
Are you okay?
407
00:18:18,762 --> 00:18:21,764
You bitches took the limo.
408
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,431
Courtney, what happened?
409
00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:25,267
She twisted her ankle and
we dropped her a few times
410
00:18:25,269 --> 00:18:26,469
on the run over.
411
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,504
Did you win homecoming queen?
412
00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:29,337
Yes.
413
00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:32,243
I need a doctor.
414
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,651
Greer?
415
00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:44,452
Long story.
416
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:47,291
All of you, back to Brayer, now!
417
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,927
Since none of you are talking,
418
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:52,562
let's discuss what I already know
419
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:54,700
thanks to a certain student.
420
00:18:57,634 --> 00:18:59,969
Drinking, fighting, being off campus
421
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:01,871
during a school sponsored event.
422
00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:04,974
You all signed a Code of Conduct
423
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,375
and you have left me with no choice.
424
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:11,581
Mr. Shaw, seeing you off campus at a motel
425
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:15,484
is more than enough for me
to have you three suspended
426
00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,219
from football.
427
00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:21,225
And you three, from Media Club.
428
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:23,226
I've never heard of that.
429
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:28,232
Steven, do you need to excuse yourself?
430
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:33,337
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
431
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:38,274
Courtney Todd, you do
not attend this school,
432
00:19:38,276 --> 00:19:40,809
and as such, you are banned from all
433
00:19:40,811 --> 00:19:43,511
Brayer High School events and property.
434
00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:44,447
You are free to go.
435
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,317
I'm not going anywhere.
436
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:49,317
Adorable.
437
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:50,452
Thank you.
438
00:19:50,454 --> 00:19:52,755
You're dead, both of you.
439
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:54,757
Hey, Alec Fixler.
440
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,726
This is your fourth violent infraction
441
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:58,430
this semester.
442
00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:03,298
Some would say, "For sure
that kid's on 'roids."
443
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:06,901
I'm gonna see to it,
personally, that you get home.
444
00:20:06,903 --> 00:20:08,640
Let's go, Papa Smurf.
445
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,211
Put this on.
446
00:20:13,443 --> 00:20:14,346
Let's go.
447
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,448
Hey.
448
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:20,382
You okay?
449
00:20:20,384 --> 00:20:22,017
Yeah, are you?
450
00:20:22,019 --> 00:20:23,486
I'm stuck in the principal's office
451
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,819
and I just got banned from playing football
452
00:20:24,821 --> 00:20:27,358
but I can't stop smiling.
453
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,027
Tonight was definitely memorable.
454
00:20:32,029 --> 00:20:33,828
You can go ahead, I'll
catch a ride with Court.
455
00:20:33,830 --> 00:20:34,665
Okay.
456
00:20:39,569 --> 00:20:42,707
That just killed you, didn't it, Josh?
457
00:20:44,642 --> 00:20:45,978
You know what?
458
00:20:47,511 --> 00:20:48,346
It did.
459
00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:00,422
Well, at least I went out with a bang.
460
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,526
So did Mr. Zapp.
461
00:21:04,528 --> 00:21:05,661
What?
462
00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:07,896
Golden Goose bagged!
463
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:09,030
Dakota.
464
00:21:09,032 --> 00:21:11,967
So are my feelings for Alec.
465
00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:12,934
Aw.
466
00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:14,036
Court.
467
00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,603
I love you guys.
468
00:21:15,605 --> 00:21:17,742
I'm gonna miss this so much.
469
00:21:19,943 --> 00:21:20,942
I just don't know what we're gonna
470
00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:21,943
talk about anymore since I'm
471
00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,778
not gonna die a virgin.
472
00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:30,986
Court, you were right, I do feel different.
473
00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:31,823
Yeah?
474
00:21:32,923 --> 00:21:34,055
Different good or bad?
475
00:21:34,057 --> 00:21:37,395
Good, I think.
476
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:38,961
But there's something else.
477
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:43,466
When Josh showed up, he
asked me if he was too late.
478
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,900
Is he?
479
00:21:44,902 --> 00:21:46,434
Yes.
480
00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:47,071
Maybe.
481
00:21:49,473 --> 00:21:50,972
I don't know but can I count on you guys
482
00:21:50,974 --> 00:21:52,540
to help me figure it out?
483
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:53,942
- Yes.
- You don't have to even ask.
484
00:21:53,944 --> 00:21:55,478
Of course, Andie.
485
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,649
I love you guys.
486
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:00,850
Just so beautiful.
487
00:22:04,855 --> 00:22:07,055
Thank God for locked phones.
488
00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:09,024
Nobody should see what's on this bad boy.
489
00:22:09,026 --> 00:22:09,861
Ditto.
490
00:22:15,031 --> 00:22:16,400
Woo!
491
00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:21,000
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