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HEY, YOU'RE
LISTENING TO WRXX,
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THE HOME OF HARD
ROCK 'N ROLL.
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I WANT TO PARTY,
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I WANT TO ROCK THE HOUSE,
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I WANT TO TAKE CARE
OF BUSINESS,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND I HOPE YOU DO.
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SO BUCKLE YOUR BELTS,
GRAB YOUR HATS,
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ZIP YOUR PANTS,
AND HOIST YOUR BATS,
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WE GOT SOME ROCKIN'
TO DO TONIGHT.
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[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[TRAIN PASSING]
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[BRAKES SQUEAL]
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GOOD AFTERNOON,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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I ONLY WANT
A FEW MINUTES OF YOUR TIME.
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DOESN'T COST YOU
ANYTHING TO LISTEN.
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PLEASE BE PATIENT
WITH ME.
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I JUST GOT RELEASED
FROM RIKERS ISLAND,
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WHERE I WAS
UNJUSTLY INCARCERATED
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FOR 30 DAYS
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FOR ACTS I COMMITTED
DURING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
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DUE TO A SITUATION
BEYOND MY CONTROL.
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I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT.
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THIS IS THE SITUATION.
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I NEED YOUR MONEY.
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I COULD BE OUT
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ROBBING AND STEALING
RIGHT NOW,
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE DOING THAT.
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I COULD BE HOLDING
A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE DOING THAT.
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AND I'M SURE
YOU DON'T WANT THAT, EITHER.
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I DIDN'T CHOOSE
THIS LIFE.
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I WANT TO WORK,
BUT I CAN'T.
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MY MEDICATION COSTS
OVER $2,000 A WEEK,
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OF WHICH MEDICAID
ONLY PAYS ONE-THIRD.
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I'M FORCED TO GO DOWN
INTO THE LOWER EAST SIDE
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AND BUY ILLEGAL DRUGS
TO STOP THE PAIN.
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I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT.
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IF YOU HELP ME OUT,
IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY,
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I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND
SOMEPLACE TO LIVE,
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I MIGHT BE ABLE
TO CHANGE MY WHOLE LIFE.
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IT'S REALLY ALL UP TO YOU.
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BAD THINGS HAPPEN
TO GOOD PEOPLE.
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BAD SITUATIONS
IN MY LIFE
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FORCED ME INTO THE STREETS
INTO A LIFE OF CRIME.
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I WON'T BORE YOU
WITH THE DETAILS,
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BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
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CALL MY PAROLE OFFICER
MR. VINCENT GARDELO.
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HIS HOME NUMBER IS 555-2738.
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HE'LL TELL YOU
ALL ABOUT ME.
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOU AND ME
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IS THAT YOU'RE
IN THE UPS,
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I'M IN THE DOWNS.
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UNDERNEATH IT ALL,
WE'RE EXACTLY THE SAME.
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WE'RE BOTH HUMAN BEINGS.
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I'M A HUMAN BEING.
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I'M A PRODUCT
OF MY ENVIRONMENT.
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I'M A VICTIM
OF A SICK SOCIETY.
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I COME FROM
A DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY.
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MY FATHER
WAS AN ALCOHOLIC,
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MY MOTHER TRIED
TO CONTROL ME,
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MY SISTER THINKS
SHE'S AN ACTRESS.
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YOU WOULDN'T WANT
THE CHILDHOOD I HAD.
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THE WORLD'S
A REALLY SCREWED UP PLACE.
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IT GETS WORSE EVERY DAY.
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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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HELP OUT SOMEBODY STANDING
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
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INSTEAD OF WORRYING
ABOUT SOUTH FUCKING AFRICA
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10,000 MILES AWAY.
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BELIEVE ME
WHEN I TELL YOU,
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GOD IS WATCHING YOU.
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WHEN YOU HELP OUT
SOMEBODY LESS FORTUNATE,
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A HUMAN BEING LIKE ME...
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I'M SORRY
MY CLOTHES AREN'T CLEAN,
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I'M SORRY I'M HOMELESS,
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I'M SORRY
I DON'T HAVE A JOB,
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I'M SORRY I HAVE
TO INTERRUPT YOUR AFTERNOON,
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BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE,
I HAVE TO ASK FOR HELP.
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I CAN'T CHANGE MY LIFE.
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YOU CAN.
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PLEASE, PLEASE,
LOOK INTO YOUR HEARTS,
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DO THE RIGHT THING.
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THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOD BLESS YOU.
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THANK YOU VERY--
NO, IT'S MINE, BUDDY.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE A RIOT.
THANKS A LOT.
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STAY GUILTY.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOD BLESS YOU.
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[APPLAUSE]
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VERY NICE BEING BACK
ON THE SHOW AGAIN.
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I'LL PUT THIS ON.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[ENGLISH ACCENT]
YES, WE'RE VERY EXCITED
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ABOUT THE SUCCESS
OF THE NEW ALBUM.
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VERY NICE HAVING
A NUMBER 1 ALBUM AGAIN,
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CONSIDERING THE BAND
REALLY HASN'T DONE ANYTHING
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FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS.
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IT'S REAL BREATH
OF FRESH AIR.
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NO, I DON'T, BILL.
I DON'T.
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AND I'M GLAD
YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION.
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I USED TO DO--
EXCUSE ME--
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I USED TO DO
QUITE A FEW DRUGS.
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BUT YOU KNOW, BILL...
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DRUGS ARE NO GOOD
FOR ANYBODY.
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I'VE SEEN LOTS OF PEOPLE
GET MESSED UP ON DRUGS.
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I'VE SEEN PEOPLE DIE
ON DRUGS.
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I WAS SAYING TO TREVOR
JUST THE OTHER DAY,
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I SAYS, TREVOR, HOW IS IT
THAT WE MANAGED TO SURVIVE?
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AFTER JIMI DIED
AND JANICE DIED,
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JOHN DIED,
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I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
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WHY DIDN'T WE DIE?
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WE SHOULD HAVE DIED,
ALL THE STUFF WE USED TO DO.
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YES, I WAS, BILL.
YES, I WAS.
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I WAS A BONAFIDE
DRUG ADDICT.
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I USED DRUGS
EVERY SINGLE DAY
FOR 5 YEARS.
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WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
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I USED TO GET UP
EVERY MORNING
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BEFORE I EVEN
BRUSHED MY TEETH,
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I WOULD SMOKE A JOINT.
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WHILE I WAS
SMOKING THE JOINT,
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I'D POP A BEER.
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WHILE I WAS SIPPING
THE BEER,
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I'D COOK UP
A SPOON OF HEROIN, COCAINE,
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WHATEVER WAS LYING
AROUND THE HOUSE.
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STICK IT RIGHT IN MY ARM,
BECOME COMPLETELY WASTED,
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FLIP ON THE TELLY,
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WATCH A LITTLE TELLY,
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MAYBE HAVE SOME GIRLS OVER,
GET HIGH WITH THEM,
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ORDER UP SOME LUNCH,
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FOOL AROUND
WITH THE GIRLS,
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GET HIGH SOME MORE.
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I DID THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY
FOR 5 YEARS.
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[LAUGHTER]
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IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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[LAUGHTER]
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IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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I MEAN,
IT WAS WONDERFUL, TOO,
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IN ITS OWN WAY.
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I WON'T LIE TO YOU, BILL.
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MY LIFE IS BASED
ON HONESTY TODAY.
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YES, WE DID, WE DID,
WE SAW TRAGIC THINGS.
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WE HAD A SOUND ENGINEER
WHO USED TO WORK FOR US.
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HAD A LOT OF PROBLEMS
WITH DRUGS.
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HOOVER, WE CALLED HIM.
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AND, UM,
HOOVER'S PROBLEM WAS
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HE WASN'T JUST
OUR SOUND ENGINEER,
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HE WAS ALSO IN CHARGE OF
GETTING DRUGS FOR THE BAND.
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WHENEVER WE CUT AN ALBUM,
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WE HAD TO GET
VERY, VERY HIGH.
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WE WERE CUTTING
THE WILD HORSESALBUM,
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AND HOOVER--
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OH, THANK YOU, BILL.
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VERY NICE OF YOU
TO SAY THAT--
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IT IS A GREAT ALBUM,
IT IS.
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IT'S REALLY HISTORIC,
A ROCK CLASSIC, REALLY.
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BUT, UM,
WE'RE CUTTING WILD HORSES,
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HOOVER SHOWS UP
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WITH A COFFEE CAN
FULL OF THE MOST AMAZING
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WHITE FLAKE
PERUVIAN COCAINE.
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ABSOLUTELY PURE.
AMAZING, AMAZING STUFF.
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I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE EVER DONE
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WHITE FLAKE PERUVIAN,
BILL--
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WOULDN'T MIND
HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF IT
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RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY--
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JUST JOKING, OF COURSE.
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BUT, UM...
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YEAH, IT WAS GOOD.
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BUT WE TOOK
THAT COFFEE CAN,
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WE SPILL IT OUT
ON A TABLE,
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CUT UP LINES
TWO, THREE FEET LONG,
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WE'RE ALL DOING LINES--
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HOOVER WAS A BEAST
WITH THAT STUFF.
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HE USED TO DO 5 LINES
THROUGH EACH NOSTRIL.
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AND, OF COURSE,
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IN THOSE DAYS YOU DIDN'T
JUST DO COCAINE.
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WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING
IN THOSE DAYS.
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TREVOR WAS
SMOKING AFGHAN HASH
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AROUND THE CLOCK,
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NIGEL WAS SHOOTING
CRYSTAL METH,
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RONNIE SHOWED UP WITH
A BOTTLE OF NYQUIL,
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JUST GETTING COMPLETELY
BLOWN OUT OF OUR MINDS.
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WE STARTED TO PLAY.
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BILL,
WE NEVER PLAYED BETTER.
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IT WAS HISTORIC,
IT REALLY WAS.
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AS IF THE WHOLE BAND
HAD ESP,
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CONNECTING IN THIS
AMAZING, AMAZING WAY.
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I WAS PLAYING MY GUITAR,
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AND I LOOKED
DOWN AT MY GUITAR
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WHEN I WAS PLAYING,
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AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF--
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IT'S NOT ME
PLAYING THIS GUITAR.
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IT'S NOT ME PLAYING.
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IT'S GOD PLAYING
THIS GUITAR FOR ME.
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I REMEMBER
THINKING THAT EXACTLY.
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AND PLAYING
FOR HOURS, HOURS,
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VERY, VERY HIGH,
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AND, UM...
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[LAUGHTER]
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WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT
HERE, ANYWAY?
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[LAUGHTER]
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HOOVER, RIGHT. OF COURSE.
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SO, UM...
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SO WE'RE PLAYING
ABOUT 2 HOURS,
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BRILLIANTLY, BRILLIANTLY,
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I HAPPEN TO LOOK AT
THE BOOTH WHERE HOOVER WAS,
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HOOVER'S BANGING HIS HEAD
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AGAINST THE WINDOW
LIKE THIS.
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BLOOD IS
RUNNING OFF HIS HEAD
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ALL OVER HIS NOSE,
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COCAINE IS SHOOTING
OUT OF HIS NOSTRILS
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ALL OVER HIS BEARD.
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HE LOOKED LIKE
A DERANGED SANTA CLAUS.
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WHAT HAPPENED WAS
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HE HAD FORGOTTEN TO PUSH
THE RECORD BUTTON.
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WE WERE ALL COMPLETELY
STARK RAVING MAD.
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WE CAN LAUGH TODAY,
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IT WASN'T VERY FUNNY
THAT DAY.
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WE HAD TO CALL
SOME PEOPLE UP
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AND THEY CAME AND PUT
A STRAITJACKET ON HIM,
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TOOK HIM AWAY...
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YOU SEE, THE SAD THING
ABOUT IT IS, BILL,
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HOOVER WAS ONE
OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
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SO IT WAS...
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IT WAS VERY TRAGIC.
TRAGIC, INDEED.
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HMM?
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NO, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE IS TODAY.
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I KNOW HE'S IN
A SANITARIUM SOMEWHERE.
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WHO KNOWS,
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MAYBE HE'S WATCHING
RIGHT NOW.
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HOOVER,
IF YOU'RE WATCHING, MAN...
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00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,677
[LAUGHTER]
234
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,939
YOU SEE, BILL,
235
00:10:35,983 --> 00:10:36,940
THAT'S THE REALLY INSIDIOUS
THING ABOUT DRUGS.
236
00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:37,898
YOU DON'T REALIZE.
237
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,203
YOU'RE HAVING
SUCH A GOOD TIME,
238
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,162
YOU DON'T REALIZE WHAT
A BAD TIME YOU'RE HAVING.
239
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:44,556
I THINK THAT'S REALLY
THE PROBLEM WITH IT.
240
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,471
IT WAS FOR ME, ANYWAY.
241
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,604
MYSELF, I GOT STRAIGHT.
242
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,518
I WAS ON TOUR,
243
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:50,606
A VERY TYPICAL TOUR
SITUATION.
244
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:54,871
I WOKE UP ONE MORNING,
AND, UM...
245
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:57,178
I'M IN A LUXURY HOTEL ROOM,
246
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,483
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I AM,
247
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,268
BEAUTIFUL NAKED GIRL
LYING NEXT TO ME IN THE BED,
248
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:02,226
I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS,
HOW SHE GOT THERE.
249
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:04,272
CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES
ALL OVER THE FLOOR,
250
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,317
COCAINE ON
EVERY HORIZONTAL SURFACE
251
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,449
IN THE ROOM,
252
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,016
I CAN BARELY LIFT
MY HEAD OFF THE PILLOW
253
00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:09,930
I'M SO HIGH,
254
00:11:09,973 --> 00:11:11,366
I PICK UP
THE REMOTE CONTROL,
255
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,367
I FLIP ON THE TELLY,
256
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,195
AND I WAS SAVED, BILL.
I WAS SAVED.
257
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:16,588
THERE'S A MAN
YOU HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY,
258
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:17,807
HE'S ON TV ALL THE TIME,
259
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,853
AND HE SAVED MY LIFE,
HE'S REALLY A GENIUS.
260
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,594
WITH THE WHITE HAIR, UM...
261
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,901
DONAHUE.
DONAHUE WAS ON.
262
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:26,163
[LAUGHTER]
263
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,296
AND HE SAID SOMETHING
AND IT REALLY STRUCK ME.
264
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,733
HE SAID IF YOU HAVEN'T
MET YOUR FULL POTENTIAL
265
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,691
IN YOUR LIFE,
266
00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:34,084
YOU MIGHT AS WELL
NOT BE ALIVE.
267
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,260
THE PROFOUNDNESS
OF THAT THOUGHT
268
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,740
STRUCK ME
LIKE A THUNDERBOLT.
269
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,786
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.
270
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:42,658
HERE I AM, I'M YOUNG,
271
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,748
I'M TALENTED,
I'M INTELLIGENT,
272
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,967
I'M GOOD-LOOKING,
273
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,447
I'M VERY INTELLIGENT.
274
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:50,710
WHAT AM I DOING
WITH MY LIFE?
275
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,755
I'M JUST GETTING HIGH
ON DRUGS EVERY DAY.
276
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:53,887
YOU SEE, BILL,
277
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,323
I CAN UNDERSTAND IF
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
278
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,282
SOME NEGRO GUY
OR PUERTO RICAN GUY
279
00:11:58,326 --> 00:11:59,283
IN THE GHETTO.
280
00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:00,589
I CAN SEE WHY
THAT MAN'S ON DRUGS.
281
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,853
BUT IN MY CASE
IT'S SUCH A TRAGEDY, REALLY,
282
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,725
WHEN YOU GET DOWN TO IT.
283
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,858
IT'S SUCH A WASTE,
A WASTE OF HUMAN POTENTIAL.
284
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,905
BECAUSE, BILL,
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR CAVIAR
285
00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:13,471
BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, AND DINNER,
286
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,996
YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR STRETCH LIMOUSINES,
287
00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:16,997
YOUR CONCORD FLIGHTS
288
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,869
BACK AND FORTH
ACROSS THE ATLANTIC,
289
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,566
WADS OF CASH,
290
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,655
EVERYBODY TREATING YOU
LIKE GODS,
291
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:24,656
WOMEN WILLING TO DO
292
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:25,919
WHATEVER YOU WANT THEM
TO DO,
293
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,008
WHEREVER YOU WANT THEM
TO DO IT,
294
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,836
OK?
295
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:31,228
[LAUGHTER]
296
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,796
HOUSE IN L.A.,
HOUSE IN LONDON,
297
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,450
APARTMENT IN NEW YORK,
298
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:36,451
HOME IN THE BAHAMAS.
299
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:40,063
BILL, IF IT DOESN'T
MEAN ANYTHING,
300
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,326
WHAT'S THE POINT?
301
00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:43,110
[LAUGHTER]
302
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,721
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
303
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,332
MAYBE NOT. BUT, UM...
304
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,639
I GOT ALL MY BLOOD CHANGED
AND EVERYTHING,
305
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:51,858
AND I REALLY BECAME
REBORN.
306
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,686
I CAN REALLY SAY TODAY,
I LIKE MYSELF TODAY.
307
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:55,905
I'M NOT A BAD GUY.
308
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:58,647
I'M A PRETTY AMAZINGLY
WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING.
309
00:12:58,690 --> 00:12:59,561
AND I'M HONEST ENOUGH
310
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:00,910
TO SAY THAT ABOUT MYSELF
TODAY.
311
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:03,347
I'VE REALLY COME TO TERMS
WITH MY OWN BRILLIANCE.
312
00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,175
YES, YES, YES, YES.
313
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,787
AND THE REST OF THE BAND
GOT STRAIGHT AS WELL.
314
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,876
WE JUST WANT TO HELP
OTHER PEOPLE TODAY.
315
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:10,877
YES, YES, THAT'S RIGHT.
316
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,748
THAT'S WHY WE'RE
DOING THE BENEFIT
317
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,882
FOR THE AMAZONIAN INDIANS,
THAT'S RIGHT.
318
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,840
TREVOR HAS A HOME
DOWN IN RIO.
319
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:18,798
WE GO DOWN THERE
EVERY WINTER
320
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,451
WHEN IT'S SUMMER
DOWN THERE.
321
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,409
HAS A LOVELY HOUSEBOY,
322
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,714
TAKES CARE OF THE HOUSE
FOR HIM.
323
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,412
NACHO, WE CALL HIM.
324
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:28,808
HE ACTUALLY NOT A BOY,
HE'S ABOUT 50 YEARS OLD.
325
00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,765
LOVELY LITTLE GUY,
326
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,810
ABOUT THIS TALL,
VERY BROWN.
327
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:31,985
ALWAYS SMILING,
VERY HELPFUL.
328
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,291
NACHO KNEW WE WERE
INTO THE ENVIRONMENT,
329
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,077
SO HE CHARTERED A BOAT
FOR US TO GO UP THE AMAZON.
330
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,382
LOOK AT THE BIRDS,
THE TREES,
331
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,080
THE JUNGLES, THE FLOWERS.
332
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,081
ALL THAT SHIT.
333
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,343
SO WE'RE GOING ALONG
ON THIS BOAT,
334
00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:45,520
AND WE SEE THIS CLEARING
ALONG THE RIVER.
335
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:47,914
AND IT WAS
ONE OF THESE VILLAGES,
336
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,090
INDIAN VILLAGES,
WHATEVER THEY ARE.
337
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:54,224
WE GO DOWN,
START TO WALK AROUND...
338
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,534
BILL, I HAVE NEVER SEEN
SUCH DEPRESSING POVERTY
339
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:01,188
IN MY LIFE.
340
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:04,452
THE CHILDREN
RUNNING AROUND BAREFOOT
341
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,888
WITH THE DOGS AND THE DIRT.
342
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,064
THEY DON'T OWN
ANY SHOES AT ALL.
343
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,500
WOMEN HALF-NAKED,
344
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:13,069
BREAST-FEEDING THEIR INFANTS
RIGHT FROM THEIR BREASTS.
345
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,462
[LAUGHTER]
346
00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,116
THEY DON'T
HAVE RUNNING WATER.
347
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,378
NOT A CLEAN DRINK OF WATER
348
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,553
ANYWHERE IN THE PLACE.
349
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,641
I WAS PARCHED.
350
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,904
COULDN'T GET A COKE,
A PEPSI, NOTHING.
351
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,514
CHIEF CAME OUT
TO GREET US.
352
00:14:23,558 --> 00:14:25,429
MAN IS THE CHIEF
OF THE WHOLE VILLAGE.
353
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,257
HE OWNS NO CLOTHING,
COMPLETELY NAKED.
354
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,912
HIS WILLY'S STICKING OUT
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
355
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:33,089
ALL HE HAD ON WERE FEATHERS
STICKING OUT OF HIS HAIR.
356
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,265
COULDN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.
357
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:38,268
IT WAS HEARTBREAKING,
IT REALLY WAS.
358
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:42,055
I TURNED TO TREVOR
AND I SAYS, TREVOR,
359
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,187
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS.
360
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,797
WE HAVE TO HELP
THESE PEOPLE.
361
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,234
IT'S UP TO US, AFTER ALL.
362
00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,889
WE ARE THE WORLD,
SO TO SPEAK.
363
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,108
SO, WE DECIDED
TO DO THE BENEFITS.
364
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:53,849
IT IS GOING TO BE
A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
365
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,939
IT IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT
BECAUSE SO OFTEN, BILL,
366
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,941
I HATE TO SAY THIS,
BUT, UM,
367
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,944
SO OFTEN THESE BENEFITS
ARE JUST EGO TRIPS.
368
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,425
I HATE TO SAY THAT
BUT THEY CAN BE THAT.
369
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:05,861
AND THEY RAISE
ALL THIS MONEY,
370
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,907
THEY SHIP IT DOWN
TO THESE PEOPLE,
371
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:08,995
THESE POOR BUGGERS
372
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,257
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WITH THE MONEY.
373
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,519
THEY'VE NEVER SEEN MONEY
BEFORE IN THEIR LIVES.
374
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,216
THEY'RE PRIMITIVE PEOPLE.
375
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:14,696
WE FOUND
THAT MANY THINGS WE HAD
376
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:15,566
THEY REALLY LIKED
377
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,003
AND COULD ENJOY AND USE.
378
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:21,137
DIGITAL WRIST WATCHES,
SONY WALKMENS,
379
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,531
CIGARETTE LIGHTERS,
CIGARETTES--
380
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,793
THEY LOVE CIGARETTES.
381
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,490
WE'RE GOING TO BE BUYING
THESE THINGS FOR THEM
382
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,362
WITH THE MONEY WE RAISE,
383
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,493
SHIPPING THEM DOWN,
384
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,669
AND REALLY TRYING
TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES
385
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:32,932
IN A SUBSTANTIAL WAY.
386
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:33,758
[LAUGHTER]
387
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:34,890
DO SOME GOOD, FOR A CHANGE.
388
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,415
IT'S NOTHING,
IT'S NOTHING, BILL, PLEASE.
389
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,288
BUT I REALLY HOPE
THAT EVERYBODY WATCHING
390
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,116
CAN WATCH US--
WE'RE ON HBO.
391
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,335
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
CRONENBROW BEER,
392
00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,423
MARLBORO CIGARETTES.
393
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,729
SORRY, BILL, SORRY--
I HAVE TO SAY IT.
394
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,035
THEY'VE BEEN
WONDERFUL SPONSORS.
395
00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,993
MARLBORO'S
BEEN SHIPPING DOWN
396
00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:51,994
CARTONS OF CIGARETTES
397
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,691
DOWN TO THESE
POOR LITTLE INDIANS.
398
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,084
BUY THE ALBUM
WHEN IT COMES OUT,
399
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,869
AND REMEMBER, FOR EVERY
DOLLAR YOU DONATE,
400
00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,001
FULLY 20 PERCENT
401
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:01,090
GOES DIRECTLY
TO THE AMAZONIAN INDIANS.
402
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,440
[LAUGHTER]
403
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,315
BILL, I'D LIKE TO SAY
ONE MORE THING ABOUT DRUGS
404
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:09,620
IF I MAY,
405
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:10,882
BECAUSE THERE'S SO MANY KIDS
WATCHING RIGHT NOW,
406
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:14,103
AND THEY BUY OUR ALBUMS,
MEMORIZE THE LYRICS,
407
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,322
THEY LIVE THEIR LIVES
BY THEM.
408
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,541
SO I KNOW THAT
EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SAY
409
00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,326
IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT.
410
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:23,330
I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS
ABOUT DRUGS IF I MAY...
411
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:35,907
I'VE DONE A LOT OF DRUGS.
412
00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,520
I'VE HAD ADVENTURES
ON DRUGS.
413
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:41,913
A LOT OF MY BEST MUSIC
HAS BEEN WRITTEN
414
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,959
WHILE I WAS ON DRUGS.
415
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,395
IT'S SAFE TO SAY
416
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,963
I'VE HAD SOME OF THE BEST
TIMES OF MY LIFE ON DRUGS...
417
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,661
[LAUGHTER]
418
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,971
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
YOU HAVE TO USE THEM.
419
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,800
[LAUGHTER]
420
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,932
[APPLAUSE]
421
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,238
THANK YOU.
422
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,371
WE WERE RECENTLY INVITED
DOWN TO THE WHITE HOUSE
423
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,807
TO DO A SPECIAL CONCERT
424
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:09,071
FOR VICE-PRESIDENT QUAYLE
AND HIS LOVELY WIFE MARILYN.
425
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:12,727
OH, YEAH, SHE'S HOT,
SHE'S VERY HOT INDEED.
426
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:16,035
I'LL TELL A LITTLE STORY
WHEN WE GET OFF THE AIR.
427
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,036
WHATEVER YOU MIGHT THINK
428
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,341
ABOUT THE VICE-PRESIDENT
PUBLICLY,
429
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:22,128
IN PERSON HE'S A VERY WARM,
VERY CARING,
430
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,565
VERY, VERY INTELLIGENT MAN.
431
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:25,696
HE SHARED SOMETHING WITH US
432
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,829
I'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU
TONIGHT,
433
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,135
AND THAT'S THIS--
434
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:32,094
THE NEXT TIME
SOMEONE OFFERS YOU DRUGS,
435
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,053
REMEMBER,
436
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,490
YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST...
437
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,622
TURN THEM IN.
438
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,015
[LAUGHTER]
439
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,712
THANK YOU, BILL, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.
440
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,149
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
CHEERIO.
441
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:47,675
CHEERS. CHEERIO, CHEERS.
442
00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:51,896
[APPLAUSE]
443
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,421
SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
444
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:57,119
SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
445
00:17:57,163 --> 00:18:00,688
SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
SHIT, FUCK, PISS!
446
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,343
SHIT, FUCK, PISS!
447
00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,084
WHAT'S THAT?
WHAT IS THAT?
448
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,302
IT'S SHIT,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
449
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,478
THERE'S SHIT ON THE GROUND,
SHIT IN THE AIR.
450
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:12,874
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT.
451
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:15,703
WE'RE LIVING IN
A HUMAN GARBAGE CAN.
452
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,052
YOU CAN'T WALK DOWN
THE STREET
453
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,054
WITHOUT STEPPING
IN SOME GARBAGE,
454
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,143
DOG MESS
EVERYWHERE YOU GO,
455
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,189
LITTLE LUMPS OF SHIT
EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
456
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:25,147
LITTLE SMEARS
ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK.
457
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:27,106
EVERYTHING'S
DRENCHED IN PISS,
458
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:30,413
POOLS OF PISS,
RIVERS OF PISS.
459
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,588
STREAMS OF PISS.
460
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:35,636
THE RIVERS, THE RIVERS,
THE RIVERS--
461
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,464
THE RIVERS ARE POLLUTED!
462
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:38,595
THE RIVERS ARE POLLUTED
463
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,162
AND WHERE DO THE RIVERS
COME FROM, HUH?
464
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:43,122
THEY COME OUT
OF THE MOUNTAINS.
465
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,559
THEY'RE FULL OF HUNTERS
AND HIKERS
466
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,082
AND CROSS-COUNTRY SKIERS.
467
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,171
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
PISSING ON EVERY TREE,
468
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,173
SHITTING ON EVERY BUSH.
469
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,957
WHAT DO THEY CARE?
470
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,177
TREES ARE GOING TO DIE
FROM ACID RAIN ANYWAY.
471
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,788
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
472
00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,051
THAT ACID RAIN
COMES DOWN OFF THE TREES
473
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:04,012
AND IT MIXES IN WITH THE PEE
ON THE SIDE OF THE TREES.
474
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,056
IT MAKES A BROOK.
475
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,275
AND IT MEETS
ALL THE OTHER PEE BROOKS
476
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,103
AND THEY ALL COME TOGETHER
AND MAKE A STREAM.
477
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,236
THE STREAM COMES DOWN
OFF THE MOUNTAINS
478
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,761
AND IT GOES DOWN
PAST THE CONDOS
479
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,066
WHERE THEY GOT PIPES
STICKING OUT
480
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,852
WITH MORE PISS AND SHIT
AND SOAP SUDS,
481
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:22,900
OLD TAMPONS, AND PUKE
FROM THE DRUNKEN PARTIES.
482
00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,075
THE PLACE SO UGLY
483
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,164
YOU HAVE TO BE DRUNK
JUST TO LIVE IN THEM.
484
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,382
ALL THAT STUFF
IS POURED IN THE STREAM,
485
00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:30,386
AND THE STREAM GETS BIGGER
AND MAKES A RIVER.
486
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:31,431
PAST THE FACTORIES
487
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,215
WITH EVEN BIGGER PIPES
STICKING OUT.
488
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,522
SPEWING OUT ALL
THIS COMPOST AND COMPOUNDS
489
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,177
AND ARSENIC, AND...
490
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:39,787
NUTRASWEET.
491
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,050
AND ALL THIS SHIT
IS POURED INTO THE RIVER.
492
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,617
AND ALL THIS STUFF
GOES DOWN THE RIVER
493
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,748
AND GETS EVEN BIGGER!
494
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054
IT GOES DOWN
PAST THE CITIES,
495
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,751
WHERE THEY GOT
EVEN BIGGER PIPES,
496
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:48,926
CHOKED WITH THE SLOP
497
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,537
FROM MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF TOILET BOWLS
498
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,322
AND GARBAGE DISPOSALS
AND HOSPITAL BEDPANS
499
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,282
AND LAUNDROMATS
AND FRIED CHICKEN PLACES
500
00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,371
AND WHOREHOUSES
AND CAR WASHES
501
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,330
AND PIZZERIAS
AND UKRAINIAN RESTAURANTS.
502
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,940
ALL THAT SHIT
IS POURED INTO THE RIVER.
503
00:20:02,984 --> 00:20:05,334
AND WHERE'S THIS NICE,
CLEAN RIVER GOING?
504
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,249
IT GOES INTO THE OCEAN.
505
00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:09,208
AND THE OCEAN HAS
THIS GIANT OIL SLICK
506
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,340
WITH ALL THIS SHIT
BEING POURED INTO IT.
507
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,299
BUT THAT ISN'T ENOUGH.
508
00:20:13,342 --> 00:20:14,474
NO, NO, NO, NO.
509
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,650
THEN THEY GOTTA--THEN--
510
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,396
THEN THEY GOT TO GET
THESE GIANT GARBAGE PAILS,
511
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,919
PULL THOSE AROUND
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS,
512
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:28,183
STICKING AND ROTTEN AND
FULL OF MAGGOTS AND MILDEW,
513
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,098
LET'S DUMP THAT
INTO THE OCEAN, TOO.
514
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,273
AND THE RICH GUYS
515
00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:32,927
ARE RIDING AROUND IN
THEIR PLEASURE BOATS.
516
00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:34,276
THEY GOT
THEIR FISHING POLES,
517
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,495
DRINKING THEIR BEERS,
518
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,932
AND THEY'RE THROWING
THE CANS OVER THE SIDE.
519
00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:40,935
THEN THEY START PEEING
OVER THE SIDE.
520
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,284
THEY START GETTING SEASICK.
521
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,286
THEY START PUKING UP
THEIR STEAK TARTAR
522
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:47,289
AND THEIR CAVIAR
AND THEIR CREME BRULET,
523
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,551
AND THEIR PATE--
524
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:49,509
BLECHH--
525
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:54,557
[LAUGHTER]
526
00:20:54,601 --> 00:20:56,690
ALL THAT STUFF
IS GOING IN THE OCEAN.
527
00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,259
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
IS IN THAT OCEAN THERE?
528
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,825
WHAT ELSE IS IN THE OCEAN?
529
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,479
FISH. THAT'S RIGHT.
530
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,568
MILLIONS OF LITTLE FISHIES
SWIMMING AROUND,
531
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,831
AND THEY'RE TRYING TO
GET PAST THE EGG SHELLS
532
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:11,182
AND THE BANANA PEELS
AND COFFEE GROUNDS.
533
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,228
AND THE WADDED UP PIECES
OF TOILET PAPER
534
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,969
COME BY AND GET STUCK
IN THEIR EYES.
535
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:17,711
THEY CAN'T EVEN SEE THERE'S
SO MUCH STUFF IN THERE.
536
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,930
AND THEY WANT TO WIPE
THEIR EYES, BUT THEY CAN'T--
537
00:21:19,974 --> 00:21:21,367
THEY DON'T GOT HANDS,
THEY GOT FINS!
538
00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:25,066
THEY SWIM TO THE TOP OF
THE WATER TO LOOK AROUND.
539
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,373
AND WHAT'S AT THE TOP
OF THE WATER? OIL.
540
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,026
AND OIL GOES IN THEIR GILLS,
AND THEIR HAIR.
541
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,898
THEY GET ALL GREASY
AND THEY DROWN.
542
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,378
THEY JUST LIE THERE
DEAD LIKE THIS.
543
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,162
AND THEN A SEAGULL,
HE COMES FLYING BY,
544
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,599
SEES THAT NICE LITTLE FISH,
WANTS TO EAT HIM UP,
545
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:38,253
NOW HE'S STUCK IN OIL,
TOO.
546
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,386
AND THE SEAL,
HE WANTS TO EAT THE SEAGULL,
547
00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:41,648
HE GETS STUCK IN OIL,
HE DROWNS.
548
00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,911
AND THE POLAR BEAR,
HE WANTS TO EAT THE SEAL.
549
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,216
HE GETS STUCK IN OIL,
HE DROWNS.
550
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,915
AND THE LION, HE WANTS
TO EAT THE POLAR BEAR.
551
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,133
HE GETS STUCK IN OIL,
HE DROWNS.
552
00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,222
AND THAT'S THE OCEAN--
IT'S A GIANT BATTLE--
553
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,137
OIL AND GARBAGE
AND DEAD ANIMALS,
554
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:56,053
JUST SLOSHING AROUND THERE.
555
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,317
THEN A HURRICANE COMES.
556
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,623
AND THEN A TIDAL WAVE COMES.
557
00:22:00,667 --> 00:22:01,668
AND THE WHOLE THING
558
00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:05,280
JUST SPLASHES
ALL OVER THE BEACHES.
559
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,286
AND THERE YOU GOT IT, SEE?
560
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:14,681
THERE YOU GOT IT.
THAT'S IT, SEE?
561
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:18,554
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
OF LITTLE DEAD FISHIES
562
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,817
ALL OVER THE BEACHES.
563
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,734
NOW YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS?
564
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:27,171
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS THEN?
565
00:22:27,215 --> 00:22:28,303
RATS COME.
566
00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,871
RATS COME DOWN
TO EAT THE FISHIES.
567
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,352
THEN THE CATS COME
TO EAT THE RATS.
568
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:36,180
AND THEN THE DOGS COME
TO EAT THE CATS.
569
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,400
AND THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT THE DOGS DO?
570
00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:40,010
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO!
571
00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:42,404
THEY SHIT
ALL OVER THE PLACE!
572
00:22:42,448 --> 00:22:44,275
THE DOG SHIT
AND THE HORSE SHIT
573
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:45,407
AND THE PIGEON SHIT,
574
00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:46,365
THE RAT SHIT--
575
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,410
FUCKING SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
576
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,238
SHIT, FUCK, PISS.
577
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:51,195
SH--
578
00:22:51,239 --> 00:22:53,633
[LAUGHTER]
579
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,374
LIVING IN
A HUMAN TOILET BOWL.
580
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:58,159
WE'RE LIVING IN
A HUMAN TOILET BOWL!
581
00:22:58,202 --> 00:22:59,682
YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?
582
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:00,988
I SAY FLUSH THE TOILET.
583
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,642
FLUSH THE TOILET,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY!
584
00:23:02,685 --> 00:23:04,470
FLUSH THE TOILET,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY!
585
00:23:04,513 --> 00:23:07,560
THAT'S WHAT I SAY...
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
586
00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:11,085
[COUGHS UP PHLEGM]
587
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:19,136
[APPLAUSE]
588
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:46,120
[LAUGHTER]
589
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,167
[SOUTHERN ACCENT]
SOMETIMES WHEN I'M IN A BAR
590
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,734
HAVIN' A DRINK
WITH SOME FELLAS,
591
00:23:51,778 --> 00:23:55,738
ONE WILL MAKE
AN IDLE COMMENT LIKE
592
00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,261
HOW DOES THAT GUY DO IT?
593
00:23:57,305 --> 00:23:59,089
HE ALWAYS GETS THE GIRLS.
594
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:02,484
I REMAIN QUIET
WHEN I HEAR SUCH REMARKS.
595
00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,443
I LIKE TO KEEP
A LOW PROFILE
596
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:07,620
REGARDIN' MY EXTRACURRICULAR
ACTIVITIES.
597
00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:09,448
I DON'T NEED TO ADVERTISE.
598
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,101
I KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT.
599
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:15,628
LADIES, HELL,
THEY KNOW BETTER THAN I DO.
600
00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:18,195
OH, I'M NOT SO GOOD-LOOKIN'.
601
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,459
I WAS ATHLETIC
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
602
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:21,938
BUT I'M NO MR. UNIVERSE.
603
00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,419
MEDIUM HEIGHT,
MEDIUM WEIGHT.
604
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,508
NEVER REALLY EXCELLED
AT ANYTHING.
605
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,423
CERTAINLY NOT SCHOOL.
606
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,252
FAR AS MY JOB GOES,
607
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,384
THEY CAN ALL
FUCK THEMSELVES.
608
00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,038
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
609
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:38,085
BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
610
00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:40,957
'CAUSE I GOT WHAT EVERY GUY,
EVERY WOMAN WANTS.
611
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:45,484
ALL THE LOOKS, BRAINS,
MONEY IN THE WORLD
612
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,876
CAN'T BUY IT.
613
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,488
I'M ENDOWED.
614
00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:56,495
[LAUGHTER]
615
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:03,327
I GOT A LONG, THICK,
WELL-SHAPED PRICK.
616
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:05,547
[LAUGHTER]
617
00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,549
THE KIND GIRLS DIE FOR.
618
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,551
[LAUGHTER]
619
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,553
YOU'RE LAUGHIN'.
620
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:12,423
[LAUGHTER]
621
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,469
SO WHAT? FUCK YOU.
622
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,558
[LAUGHTER]
623
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:18,473
FACTS ARE FACTS.
624
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,607
I GO DOWN TO SOME BAR
AROUND 6 O'CLOCK
625
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,738
AND THEY ALL COME.
626
00:25:22,782 --> 00:25:24,871
THE GUYS WITH
THEIR HEALTH CLUB BODIES,
627
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:27,351
THEIR EXPENSIVE
ITALIAN SUITS,
628
00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,614
TRYING TO COMPENSATE.
629
00:25:28,657 --> 00:25:29,702
[LAUGHTER]
630
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:33,706
LADIES...LADIES,
SMART, FRESH, PRETTY.
631
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,447
I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE LADIES
WITH THE BIG BOWTIES
632
00:25:36,491 --> 00:25:38,493
AND THE ADIDAS SNEAKERS.
633
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,668
I PICK OUT THE PRETTIEST ONE
IN THE ROOM,
634
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:40,974
WE START TALKIN'
ABOUT THIS OR THAT,
635
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,584
I ACT LIKE I'M GOIN'
TO BUY HER A DRINK,
636
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,630
THEN I JUST LOOK HER
IN THE EYES AND SAY--
637
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,849
WHY DON'T WE GET
THE HELL OUT OF HERE?
638
00:25:46,893 --> 00:25:49,069
2 HOURS LATER
I'M IN SOME STRANGE BEDROOM
639
00:25:49,112 --> 00:25:52,638
BLOWIN' SMOKE RINGS
AT THE CEILIN'.
640
00:25:55,641 --> 00:25:56,772
THEY LOVE TO TELL ME
641
00:25:56,816 --> 00:25:58,687
ABOUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS
AND THEIR HUSBANDS.
642
00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:01,603
WHAT WONDERFUL MEN THEY ARE.
643
00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:06,390
SO NICE, SO GENTLE,
SO DEPENDABLE.
644
00:26:06,434 --> 00:26:08,218
SO BORING.
645
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:12,266
THEY LOVE TO TELL ME WHAT
A WONDERFUL COCK I'VE GOT.
646
00:26:12,309 --> 00:26:14,616
SO BIG, SO HARD,
647
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:18,054
SO UNLIKE ANYTHING
THEY'VE GOT AT HOME.
648
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:21,536
AND THEY LOVE
TO BEG FOR MORE.
649
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,712
I LOVE TO GIVE IT TO 'EM.
650
00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,888
[LAUGHTER]
651
00:26:31,024 --> 00:26:33,983
EVER SEE A GIRL CRY
'CAUSE SHE'S SO HAPPY?
652
00:26:34,027 --> 00:26:37,204
[LAUGHTER]
653
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:41,687
EVER SEE SOMEONE BEG
TO TEAR YOUR CLOTHES OFF?
654
00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:42,862
EVER SEE A WOMAN FAINT
655
00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:46,866
BECAUSE SHE'S HAD
SUCH AN INTENSE ORGASM?
656
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,005
I HAVE.
657
00:26:56,049 --> 00:26:59,792
[LAUGHTER]
658
00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,969
IT'S LIKE THAT GUY, UM,
BACK IN SCHOOL.
659
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:04,884
WHAT WAS HIS NAME,
THE GREEK GUY?
660
00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:05,841
PLATO.
661
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:07,016
HE SAID
THERE'S A PERFECT THING
662
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,583
AFTER WHICH
ALL THINGS ARE MODELED.
663
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,847
THAT'S MY SEX LIFE.
PLATONIC PERFECTION.
664
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,502
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE ALL THINKIN'.
665
00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:17,679
YOU'RE THINKIN' THIS GUY,
HE'S REALLY LONELY,
666
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,463
DEEP DOWN HE'S OBSESSED,
667
00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,378
HE'S GOT NO LOVE
IN HIS LIFE.
668
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:24,338
DON'T TELL ME ABOUT LOVE.
I'VE GOT LOVE.
669
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:26,949
I SAVE THE CHOICES
FOR DAILY USE.
670
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:29,604
THAT'S LOVE. RIGHT?
671
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:33,042
SAME AS YOU.
SAME AS EVERYBODY.
672
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:34,653
BUT, SEE, I GOT
ALL THE OTHERS, TOO.
673
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,655
I SEE SOME GIRL
WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET,
674
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:38,439
I LIKE
THE WAY HER PANTS FIT,
675
00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:40,397
BINGO, SHE'S MINE.
676
00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:41,964
SOME GET SCARED
AFTER AWHILE,
677
00:27:42,008 --> 00:27:43,313
GO BACK
TO THEIR BOYFRIENDS.
678
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,402
IT'S OK WITH ME.
I UNDERSTAND.
679
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:46,795
IT'S A LOT TO HANDLE.
680
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:50,233
SOME GET ADDICTED,
681
00:27:50,277 --> 00:27:51,452
I GET RID OF THEM, TOO.
682
00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,672
MOST OF THE TIME
THEY'RE VERY COOL ABOUT IT.
683
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,631
STOP WHATEVER THEY'RE DOIN',
WHATEVER THEY'RE DOIN'
684
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,024
WHEN I GIVE THEM A CALL.
685
00:27:58,067 --> 00:27:59,721
COUPLE OF TIMES GIRLS STOP
SCREWIN' THEIR BOYFRIENDS
686
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,592
WHEN I GAVE THEM A RING.
687
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:02,768
SEE, THEY UNDERSTAND.
688
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:06,467
THIS KIND OF QUALITY--
AND QUANTITY--
689
00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,773
IS IN LIMITED SUPPLY.
690
00:28:07,816 --> 00:28:10,601
LET'S BE
HONEST WITH EACH OTHER,
691
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:11,907
SHALL WE?
692
00:28:11,951 --> 00:28:13,909
SEX IS WHAT EVERYBODY'S
BASICALLY INTERESTED IN.
693
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:18,740
GREAT SEX WITH
GREAT-LOOKIN' GREAT FUCKS.
694
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:22,222
THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY
TO GO AROUND.
695
00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,354
I AM ONE.
696
00:28:24,398 --> 00:28:27,401
[LAUGHTER]
697
00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,620
I USED TO FEEL SORRY
FOR OTHER PEOPLE,
698
00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:30,621
USED TO FEEL GUILTY.
699
00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:31,797
LIKE I'M LIVIN'
IN A COLOR MOVIE,
700
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,408
EVERYBODY ELSE LIVIN'
IN BLACK-AND-WHITE.
701
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:37,759
BUT THEN
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
702
00:28:37,803 --> 00:28:40,980
HELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT
TO LIVE OUT THE DREAM.
703
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:43,809
SOMEBODY'S GOT
TO HAVE IT ALL.
704
00:28:43,852 --> 00:28:47,203
MIGHT AS WELL BE ME.
705
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:53,296
[APPLAUSE]
706
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:59,128
[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
707
00:29:03,437 --> 00:29:06,788
♪ YEAH
708
00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:11,793
♪ OW OW OW OW
709
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:19,714
♪ YEAH-EAH
710
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,803
[ITALIAN-AMERICAN VOICE]
TERRY! TERRY,
711
00:29:21,847 --> 00:29:24,588
GO FOR A LONG ONE, MAN.
712
00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:26,939
GO BACK! GO BACK!
713
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:29,071
GO ALL THE WAY BACK.
714
00:29:30,464 --> 00:29:31,726
LOOK OUT FOR THAT TRUCK
COMING AROUND THERE.
715
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,902
TERRY, LOOK OUT FOR
THE TRUCK BEHIND YOU THERE.
716
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,556
TERRY!
717
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:40,822
I TOLD YOU TO LOOK OUT
FOR THE TRUCK, MAN.
718
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,390
I CAN'T HELP IT
IF YOU'RE UNCOORDINATED.
719
00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:44,478
TERRY, TERRY, TERRY!
720
00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:46,175
YOU GOING TO THE STORE
TO GET BEER?
721
00:29:46,219 --> 00:29:48,830
GET ME A PACK
OF CIGARETTES, PLEASE.
722
00:29:48,874 --> 00:29:50,571
MARLBOROS, HARD PACK.
723
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:54,793
COME ON, MAN, PLEEEASE!
724
00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:57,317
THANK YOU.
725
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,234
HEY, JOEY, MY MAN.
726
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:04,150
THAT POT WAS GREAT
LAST NIGHT, MAN.
727
00:30:04,193 --> 00:30:05,891
WE SMOKED
THE WHOLE THING UP.
728
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,283
WE GOT TO GET
SOME MORE FROM YOU, MAN.
729
00:30:07,327 --> 00:30:10,678
A POUND ONLY LASTS SO FAR,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
730
00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:14,073
OH, YEAH,
GREAT FUCKING PARTY, JOEY.
731
00:30:14,116 --> 00:30:15,509
GREAT FUCKING PARTY.
732
00:30:15,552 --> 00:30:19,730
ME AND FRANKIE, WE GOES
DOWN THE CORNER, RIGHT?
733
00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,863
WE KIDNAPS LOUIE,
734
00:30:21,907 --> 00:30:23,430
WE BRINGS HIM UP
TO THE APARTMENT.
735
00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:27,564
WE GOT 5 CASES OF BEER,
3 CASES OF CHAMPAGNE,
736
00:30:27,608 --> 00:30:31,003
A BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS,
AN OUNCE OF COKE,
737
00:30:31,046 --> 00:30:31,917
AND A HALF-POUND OF POT.
738
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,919
FOR THE THREE OF US,
RIGHT?
739
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:36,051
[LAUGHTER]
740
00:30:36,095 --> 00:30:39,272
LOUIE'S LOOKING AROUND,
HE GOES WHAT'S ALL THIS?
741
00:30:39,315 --> 00:30:40,534
I GO, WHAT'S ALL THIS?
742
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:42,623
YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED
TOMORROW, MAN, COME ON.
743
00:30:42,666 --> 00:30:44,755
IT'S YOUR
SURPRISE STAG PARTY.
744
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:47,193
LOUIE JUST LOOKS AROUND
AND HE GOES,
745
00:30:47,236 --> 00:30:50,892
I HAVE TO BE AT THE CHURCH
AT 10 A.M.
746
00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:52,633
I CAN'T GET TOO WASTED.
747
00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:55,810
FRANKIE'S CUTTING
LINES OF COKE,
748
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,072
HE LOOKS UP, HE GOES,
749
00:30:57,116 --> 00:31:01,860
DON'T WORRY, MAN,
WE WON'T GET YOU TOO WASTED.
750
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:04,123
RIGHT?
HA-HA, HA-HA, HA-HA.
751
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:09,258
[CONTINUES CHUCKLING]
752
00:31:09,302 --> 00:31:12,827
FRANKIE SNAPS HIS FINGERS,
THE BEDROOM DOOR POPS OPEN,
753
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:14,829
THREE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
COME WALTZING OUT
754
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,004
WEARING BIKINIS, RIGHT?
755
00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:18,224
I THOUGHT LOUIE
WAS GOING TO START CRYING.
756
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:20,791
HUH? ARE THEY FRIENDS
OF FRANKIE'S?
757
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:23,664
HE TOLD THEM IF THEY HUNG
OUT WITH US FOR THE NIGHT,
758
00:31:23,707 --> 00:31:25,927
HE'D INTRODUCE THEM
TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.
759
00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:28,974
I DIDN'T KNOW HE KNEW
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.
760
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:32,281
[LAUGHTER]
761
00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:36,677
WHAT? HE DOESN'T?
762
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,593
OH.
ANYWAYS, GREAT PARTY, MAN.
763
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:40,942
CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE.
764
00:31:40,986 --> 00:31:44,206
FRANKIE GOT SOME PORNO TAPES
TO WARM UP THE CHICKS.
765
00:31:44,250 --> 00:31:45,338
THE NICE ONES, MAN,
766
00:31:45,381 --> 00:31:47,383
THE KIND WITH STORIES
IN THEM AND STUFF.
767
00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:51,910
ONE WAS REALLY FUNNY--
WAIT A SEC--
768
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:52,954
WAIT, WAIT.
769
00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:54,651
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS IT, RIGHT?
770
00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:57,263
THERE'S A GIRL IN A HOUSE,
771
00:31:57,306 --> 00:31:59,004
SHE'S IRONING HER CLOTHES,
RIGHT?
772
00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:02,268
THERE'S A KNOCK ON THE DOOR,
SHE GOES, WHO IS IT?
773
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:05,314
GUY OUTSIDE GOES,
IT'S THE MILKMAN.
774
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,968
I HAVE SOMETHING
FOR YOU!
775
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:09,057
THIS GUY COMES IN, RIGHT?
776
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:12,495
I DON'T THINK IT WAS LIKE
A REAL MILKMAN OR NOTHIN'.
777
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,801
THE GUY COMES IN,
778
00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:15,281
THEY START DOING IT
RIGHT ON THE IRONING BOARD.
779
00:32:15,324 --> 00:32:17,587
BOM-BIN-DA, BOM-BIN-DA...
780
00:32:17,631 --> 00:32:18,675
VERY TASTEFULLY DONE.
781
00:32:18,719 --> 00:32:20,982
VERY SENSUAL, VERY NICE.
782
00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:23,985
THEY DO IT,
FINALLY HE LEAVES.
783
00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,117
SHE GOES BACK TO IRON.
784
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,033
SHE'S IRONING,
ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
785
00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:29,295
SHE GOES, WHO IS IT?
786
00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,906
GUY OUTSIDE GOES...
787
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:35,040
WAIT A MINUTE.
788
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,129
OH, YEAH...UPS, UPS!
789
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,521
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU!
790
00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:41,437
THIS GUY COMES IN,
HE'S GOT A BOX, RIGHT?
791
00:32:41,481 --> 00:32:44,005
HE'S BRINGING THIS BOX IN
LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
792
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:47,748
SHE OPENS IT UP,
HIS DICK'S INSIDE!
793
00:32:48,401 --> 00:32:49,750
I NEVER
WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT
794
00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,491
IN A MILLION YEARS!
795
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,843
HUH?
796
00:32:56,539 --> 00:32:57,671
THERE WAS A HOLE IN THE BOX.
797
00:32:57,714 --> 00:33:02,023
HIS DICK WAS GOING
THROUGH THE HOLE, MAN.
798
00:33:02,067 --> 00:33:03,416
SICK FUCK...
799
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,461
SO ANYWAYS, THEY DO IT,
THEY DO IT, THEY DO IT.
800
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,769
FINALLY, HE LEAVES,
TAKES HIS DICK WITH HIM,
801
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,989
SHE GOES BACK TO IRONING.
802
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,468
SHE'S IRONING
KIND OF SLOW NOW.
803
00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:15,341
SHE KIND OF LIKE THIS,
RIGHT?
804
00:33:15,384 --> 00:33:19,258
ANOTHER KNOCK ON THE DOOR,
SHE GOES, WHO IS IT?
805
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:22,043
NO ANSWER.
NO ANSWER, RIGHT?
806
00:33:22,087 --> 00:33:24,045
SHE GOES TO THE DOOR
TO SEE WHO IT IS.
807
00:33:24,089 --> 00:33:25,264
DO-TO-DO-TO-DO-TO-DO...
808
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:27,788
SHE LOOKS OUTSIDE,
THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE.
809
00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,617
SHE OPENS THE DOOR,
THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE.
810
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:34,055
SHE LOOKS DOWN, JOEY,
THERE'S A DOG OUT THERE.
811
00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:37,058
THE DOG TROTS IN,
STARTS LICKING HER FEET,
812
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,451
LICKING HER LEGS,
LICKING HER KNEES--
813
00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:40,627
I CAN'T WATCH IT.
I'M LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
814
00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:43,760
WHAT AM I GOING TO TELL
THE PRIEST IN CONFESSION?
815
00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:46,067
I WAS WATCHING
DOG PORNO TAPES.
816
00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,026
THEY LOVE THAT STUFF.
817
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,332
THAT'LL BE 15 MILLION
HAIL MARY'S,
818
00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:52,030
20 MILLION OUR FATHERS.
819
00:33:52,073 --> 00:33:54,032
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THAT SHIT.
820
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,946
SO, I'M LIKE THIS,
I'M NOT LOOKING.
821
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:57,687
THE BABE I'M SITTING WITH,
822
00:33:57,731 --> 00:33:59,646
SHE'S WATCHING
THE WHOLE THING.
823
00:33:59,689 --> 00:34:00,777
SHE'S REALLY WATCHING.
824
00:34:00,821 --> 00:34:04,129
I, LIKE TOLD THIS TO HER,
I GOES, UH...
825
00:34:04,172 --> 00:34:06,218
THIS STUFF TURN YOU ON?
826
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:07,958
SHE GOES, SURE, WHY NOT?
827
00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:10,439
LIKE IT'S THE MOST NORMAL
THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
828
00:34:10,483 --> 00:34:14,530
REST OF THE NIGHT I'M
CHECKING MYSELF FOR FLEAS.
829
00:34:17,142 --> 00:34:18,708
FOOD, MAN,
I GOT THE FOOD TOGETHER.
830
00:34:18,752 --> 00:34:20,623
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS
RUN OUT OF POTATO CHIPS?
831
00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:23,278
I GOT LIKE 50 BAGS
OF POTATO CHIPS, MAN.
832
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:24,975
THE NICE KIND,
THE RIPPLE KIND.
833
00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:28,022
I GOT NICE CLAM DIP
FROM 7-ELEVEN.
834
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,850
NO EXPENSE WAS SPARED.
835
00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:31,504
I'M SITTING THERE,
SITTING ON THE COUCH,
836
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:34,115
AND I'M THINKING TO MYSELF--
JOEY, I'M TELLING YOU--
837
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:38,076
THIS IS THE BEST PARTY
I'VE EVER BEEN TO
838
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,120
IN MY LIFE.
839
00:34:39,164 --> 00:34:42,123
I'M DOING EVERYTHING
I LOVE TO DO
840
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:43,429
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
841
00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,432
I'M SITTING WITH A BABE,
I'M WATCHING TV,
842
00:34:46,475 --> 00:34:50,131
I'M EATING CLAM DIP
WITH A RIPPLE POTATO CHIP,
843
00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:52,699
I'M SMOKING JOINTS,
I'M SNORTING COKE,
844
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:54,527
I'M DRINKING SHOTS
OF JACK DANIELS,
845
00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:57,051
I'M CHASING THEM
WITH GLASSES OF CHAMPAGNE
846
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,139
MIXED WITH HEINEKEN,
847
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,401
I'M SITTING THERE, MAN,
848
00:34:59,445 --> 00:35:01,142
I'M THINKING TO MYSELF,
849
00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:06,060
THIS IS CIVILIZED,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
850
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,454
IT DOESN'T GET
ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
851
00:35:08,497 --> 00:35:10,020
WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT?
852
00:35:10,064 --> 00:35:12,936
GEORGE BUSH WISHES
HE WAS DOING THIS RIGHT NOW.
853
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:15,113
AND I GOT BUMMED OUT.
854
00:35:15,156 --> 00:35:17,985
I GOT BUMMED OUT
BECAUSE I SAT THERE
855
00:35:18,028 --> 00:35:19,334
AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
856
00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,596
I THOUGHT ABOUT LOUIE.
857
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,598
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,
HE'S GOING TO GET MARRIED,
858
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,165
HE'S NEVER GOING TO HAVE
FUN LIKE THIS
859
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,427
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
860
00:35:25,471 --> 00:35:27,255
GUYS GET MARRIED,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL SHOOT THEM
861
00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:30,040
PUT THEM IN A BOX SOMEPLACE,
YOU KNOW?
862
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,259
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
863
00:35:31,303 --> 00:35:34,436
I'M GOING TO CALL HIM UP
6 MONTHS FROM NOW,
864
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,135
I'M GOING TO SAY
LOUIE, LET'S GO OUT.
865
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:38,788
LET'S PLAY SOME POOL
OR SOMETHING,
866
00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:40,268
DRIVE AROUND,
SMOKE A COUPLE OF Js.
867
00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,704
YOU KNOW WHAT
HE'S GOING TO SAY TO ME?
868
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:44,881
HE'S GOING TO SAY, I CAN'T,
869
00:35:44,925 --> 00:35:46,840
I HAVE TO GO TO THE MALL
WITH MY WIFE,
870
00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:49,059
LOOK FOR TOWELS AND SHEETS.
871
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:52,237
GUY'S HAD ONE TOWEL,
ONE SHEET FOR 25 YEARS,
872
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,195
ALL OF A SUDDEN HE NEEDS
NEW TOWELS AND SHEETS.
873
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:57,198
WHO PUTS THOSE IDEAS
IN A GUY'S HEAD, MAN?
874
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:59,200
YOU KNOW WHO?
875
00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,507
YOU KNOW FUCKIN' WHO.
876
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:04,031
[LAUGHTER]
877
00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:07,774
OH, GREAT FUCKIN' PARTY,
THOUGH.
878
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:09,210
ME AND FRANKIE,
879
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,560
PLAYING ALL
THE GREAT PARTY GAMES.
880
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:14,041
WHO CAN SNORT
THE MOST COKE,
881
00:36:14,084 --> 00:36:16,826
WHO CAN MAKE
HIS NOSE BLEED FIRST,
882
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,219
WHO CAN DRINK
THE MOST SHOTS,
883
00:36:18,263 --> 00:36:19,481
WHO CAN SEE DOUBLE FIRST.
884
00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:22,397
GETTING HAMMERED, MAN.
HAMMERED OUT OF OUR MINDS.
885
00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:25,183
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
THIS CLOSE TO PUKING
886
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,358
AND YOU DON'T PUKE?
887
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:28,795
LIKE THAT,
ALL NIGHT LONG, MAN.
888
00:36:28,838 --> 00:36:31,145
NICE.
ALL FUCKING NIGHT, MAN.
889
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,843
FEELING THE BRAIN CELLS
DYING IN MY HEAD.
890
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:36,368
OH, THERE GOES
THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD.
891
00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:39,675
OH, I'M A MORON!
HA HA HA HA!
892
00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,638
MUST HAVE BLACKED OUT
5 TIMES, MAN.
893
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:47,117
I WAKES UP
OUT OF A BLACKOUT,
894
00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:49,250
I LOOKS OVER,
LOUIE'S ON THE COUCH,
895
00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,383
HE'S GOT HIS HANDS
UP THE CHICK'S BLOUSE,
896
00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:53,254
THIS ANGELA, THIS GIRL
WE FIXED HIM UP WITH.
897
00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:55,213
HE'S GOT
HANDS UP HER BLOUSE,
898
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:56,605
HIS TONGUE IN HER EAR.
899
00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:57,650
NEXT THING WE KNOW
900
00:36:57,693 --> 00:36:58,955
HE'S GOING
IN THE BEDROOM WITH HER--
901
00:36:58,999 --> 00:36:59,956
HEY, IT'S OK WITH ME.
902
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,567
HE'S NORMAL,
HE'S GOT HORMONES.
903
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:04,309
ISN'T MARRIED YET,
LET HIM GO IN THE BEDROOM.
904
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:06,049
SO, I'M HUNGRY, RIGHT?
905
00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:07,442
I GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
IN THE KITCHEN,
906
00:37:07,486 --> 00:37:10,271
'CAUSE I ALWAYS GET HUNGRY
WHENEVER I DO QUAALUDES.
907
00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:13,274
SO, I'M FRYING UP
THESE STEAKS.
908
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:17,278
WHOLE TRICK TO FRYING STEAKS
WHEN YOU'RE DOING QUAALUDES
909
00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:20,847
IS KEEPING YOUR FACE
OUT OF THE FRYING PAN.
910
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,283
OH, SHIT!
911
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:25,286
BURNING MY NOSE THERE.
912
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:28,507
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
913
00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:30,726
THIS ANGELA COMES
TEARING OUT OF THE BEDROOM
914
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:32,337
SHE SAYS YOU GOT
TO DO SOMETHING
915
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,642
ABOUT YOUR FRIEND
IN THERE.
916
00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:34,861
I GO, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?
917
00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,036
ME AND FRANKIE GO
RUNNING INTO THE BEDROOM.
918
00:37:36,079 --> 00:37:38,908
LOUIE'S SITTING IN
THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR,
919
00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:41,302
SHITFACED,
CRYING HIS EYES OUT.
920
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:43,739
REALLY CRYING.
SITTING THERE GOING...
921
00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:48,222
I CHANGED MY MIND.
922
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,006
I CHANGED MY MIND.
923
00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,748
I DON'T WANT
TO GET MARRIED ANYMORE.
924
00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,489
I WENT, LOUIE, LOUIE,
925
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:55,882
YOU GOT TO GET MARRIED,
ALL RIGHT?
926
00:37:55,925 --> 00:37:58,363
WE ALREADY HIRED
THE HALL AND EVERYTHING.
927
00:37:58,406 --> 00:37:59,451
YOU GOT TO GET MARRIED.
928
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,670
YOUR GRANDMOTHER
MADE LASAGNA
929
00:38:01,714 --> 00:38:03,150
FOR 400 PEOPLE, MAN.
930
00:38:03,193 --> 00:38:04,194
YOU GOT TO GET MARRIED.
931
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:07,981
HE SAID,
I DON'T CARE, I DON'T CARE.
932
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,417
I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.
933
00:38:09,461 --> 00:38:11,419
WHO'S HER?
IT'S ANGELA, RIGHT?
934
00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,987
I'M TRYING
TO FIGURE THIS OUT, RIGHT?
935
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:16,337
I'M GETTING ONE OF THOSE
BRAIN TUMOR HEADACHES.
936
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:17,686
I'M TRYING
TO FIGURE IT OUT.
937
00:38:17,730 --> 00:38:20,820
ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I SMELLS MY STEAKS BURNING.
938
00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:22,648
WE GO RUNNING BACK
INTO THE KITCHEN,
939
00:38:22,691 --> 00:38:27,217
THE WHOLE KITCHEN
IS ALL, LIKE...
940
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:30,220
FIRE.
ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIRE.
941
00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:32,005
WE'RE THROWING
CHAMPAGNE ON IT,
942
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,354
WE'RE THROWING BEER
ON IT,
943
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,138
WE'RE THROWING
CHEESE-WHIZ ON IT,
944
00:38:35,182 --> 00:38:37,315
WE'RE THROWING CHEESE BALLS,
EVERYTHING.
945
00:38:37,358 --> 00:38:38,403
FINALLY,
WE PUT THE FIRE OUT.
946
00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:41,101
WHOLE PLACE STINKS,
IT SMELLS.
947
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:44,278
STEAKS STUCK TO THE WALLS.
948
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:47,281
FRANKIE'S SO FUNNY, MAN.
949
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:49,022
YOU KNOW WHAT FRANKIE SAYS?
950
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,372
HE WALKS INTO
THE MIDDLE OF THE KITCHEN,
951
00:38:51,416 --> 00:38:53,069
LOOKS AROUND,
HE GOES,
952
00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:58,466
FUCK THE FUCKING PARTY, MAN.
THE FUCKING PARTY'S FUCKED.
953
00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:02,601
WHERE DOES HE THINK
THAT SHIT UP?
954
00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:05,473
HE'S A BORN COMEDIAN,
I TELL YOU.
955
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:08,389
SO, I GO, WAIT A MINUTE.
956
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:09,695
PARTY'S NOT FINISHED.
957
00:39:09,738 --> 00:39:12,306
APARTMENT'S FINISHED,
THE PARTY'S NOT FINISHED.
958
00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,439
LET'S GO DOWN
TO SOMEPLACE NICE,
959
00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:15,483
HAVE A NICE SIT-DOWN MEAL,
960
00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:17,006
WE CAN KEEP HAVING
OUR PARTY, RIGHT?
961
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:19,444
SO, WE'S GOES DOWN
TO THE NEW McDONALD'S,
962
00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:22,664
WE WALKS IN THE DOOR,
WE GOT THE BABES WITH US,
963
00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,450
THERE'S FOUR HELL'S ANGELS
SITTING HERE EATING.
964
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:28,104
WE DON'T EVEN LOOK AT THEM,
ALL RIGHT?
965
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:29,454
WE SITS OVER HERE.
966
00:39:29,497 --> 00:39:31,281
THE GIRLS ARE GETTING
KIND OF SILLY.
967
00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:34,154
THEY'RE SCREWING AROUND,
BEING SILLY.
968
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,721
HOW GIRLS GET
WHEN THEY GET DRUNK.
969
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:37,462
LOUIE, HE'S NOT EATING.
970
00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:39,768
HE'S IN LOVE
WITH ANGELA NOW
971
00:39:39,812 --> 00:39:41,204
SO HE'S NEVER GOING
TO EAT AGAIN
972
00:39:41,248 --> 00:39:42,858
FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
973
00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,120
FRANKIE, HE'S NOT EATING,
974
00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:45,295
BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE GETS
NEAR A HELL'S ANGEL,
975
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,385
THAT SCAR
ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD
976
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,298
STARTS TO THROB.
977
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,430
HE'S SITTING,
HE'S THROBBING,
978
00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:50,518
I'M EATING.
979
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:51,737
I'M IN A McDONALD'S
I'M GOING TO EAT,
980
00:39:51,780 --> 00:39:53,391
I'M NOT GOING
TO MISS THE OPPORTUNITY.
981
00:39:53,434 --> 00:39:56,394
I'M SCARFING DOWN
THESE BURGERS.
982
00:39:56,437 --> 00:40:01,050
ONE OF THE CHICKS,
SHE GRABS ONE OF MY, LIKE,
983
00:40:01,094 --> 00:40:03,792
LIKE THOSE KETCHUP THINGS
THERE.
984
00:40:03,836 --> 00:40:05,446
THOSE--WHATCHAMACALLITS?
985
00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,927
WHAT DO THEY CALL
THOSE THINGS ANYWAY?
986
00:40:07,970 --> 00:40:09,407
KETCHUP BAGS.
987
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,538
TAKES ONE OF
MY KETCHUP BAGS,
988
00:40:10,582 --> 00:40:12,366
AND SHE'S SQUEEZING IT.
989
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,454
AND OF A SUDDEN IT GOES--
990
00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,239
ALL OVER FRANKIE'S SHIRT.
991
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:18,459
SHE STARTS LAUGHING
LIKE A HYENA.
992
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:19,504
LIKE THIS IS
THE FUNNIEST THING
993
00:40:19,547 --> 00:40:21,201
SHE EVER SAW
IN HER WHOLE LIFE.
994
00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:23,421
ALL THE GIRLS,
THEY ALL START LAUGHING,
995
00:40:23,464 --> 00:40:26,162
THE HELL'S ANGELS,
THEY START LAUGHING,
996
00:40:26,206 --> 00:40:27,381
PEOPLE OUT
IN THE PARKING LOT,
997
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,383
THE WHOLE WORLD IS
LAUGHING AT FRANKIE HERE.
998
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,863
LET'S MAKE
AN ATOM BOMB ON HIM.
999
00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:33,431
WE'RE LIKE FRANKIE,
FRANKIE, FRANKIE...
1000
00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:35,911
LET'S GO OUT,
GET SOME FRESH AIR.
1001
00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,261
FRANKIE,
LET'S GET SOME FRESH AIR.
1002
00:40:38,305 --> 00:40:40,133
HE'S THERE, IN A MINUTE.
1003
00:40:40,176 --> 00:40:41,830
I GO, FRANKIE,
FRANKIE, LISTEN, MAN.
1004
00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,049
FOUR OF THEM, THREE OF US.
1005
00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,964
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
NOW, MAN.
1006
00:40:45,007 --> 00:40:47,967
HE'S THERE, IN A MINUTE.
1007
00:40:48,010 --> 00:40:49,534
HE GETS UP
FROM THE TABLE,
1008
00:40:49,577 --> 00:40:52,188
HE GOES OVER
TO THE BIGGEST HELL'S ANGEL,
1009
00:40:52,232 --> 00:40:54,147
GUY'S NOT EVEN
A HUMAN BEING,
1010
00:40:54,190 --> 00:40:55,801
GUYS SITTING THERE,
SHAVED HEAD,
1011
00:40:55,844 --> 00:41:00,501
TATTOO OF JESUS OR SATAN
OR SOME FUCK ON HIS HEAD.
1012
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,677
RING THROUGH HIS NOSE,
BIG BUSHY BEARD,
1013
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:05,506
HE'S SITTING THERE GOING...
1014
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:06,507
LIKE THIS, RIGHT?
1015
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:09,423
FRANKIE WALKS
RIGHT UP TO HIM,
1016
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:14,254
HE GOES, YO CHIEF,
YOU LOSE THIS?
1017
00:41:14,297 --> 00:41:16,996
HE'S GOT A KETCHUP BAG
IN HIS HAND.
1018
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,650
HE GOES...
1019
00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:20,521
ALL OVER THE GUY'S FACE!
1020
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:22,567
THE GUY COULDN'T EVEN
SHAKE HIS HEAD.
1021
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:25,047
FRANKIE'S LIKE,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM...
1022
00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:28,616
BEATING THE LIVING SHIT
OUT OF THIS GUY.
1023
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,009
FORTUNATELY,
I THOUGHT AHEAD,
1024
00:41:30,052 --> 00:41:32,577
I PICKED UP ONE OF THOSE
RONALD McDONALD TRASH CANS,
1025
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,969
I TOSSED IT INTO
THE TEETH
1026
00:41:34,013 --> 00:41:35,536
OF THE GUY
SITTING NEXT TO HIM.
1027
00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:38,365
I'M STOMPING THIS GUY
WITH A TRASH CAN.
1028
00:41:38,408 --> 00:41:39,888
LOUIE,
HE'S GOOD FOR NOTHING,
1029
00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:41,673
COMES OVER AND FALLS
ON ONE OF THE GUYS.
1030
00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:44,414
GIRLS ARE THROWING
FRESH FRIES, HAMBURGERS,
1031
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:46,678
MANAGER OF McDONALD'S
COMES RUNNING OUT,
1032
00:41:46,721 --> 00:41:48,984
HE'S GOT ONE OF THEM
FIRE EXTINGUISHERS,
1033
00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:51,726
STICKS IT IN MY EAR,
TURNS IT ON--
1034
00:41:51,770 --> 00:41:53,336
WHAT A RUSH!
1035
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:56,252
FRANKIE GOES RUNNING
TO THE BACK OF THE PLACE,
1036
00:41:56,296 --> 00:41:58,733
GETS A BIG POT, FILLS IT
WITH HOT FRENCH FRY GREASE,
1037
00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:01,257
COMES BY, THROWS IT
ON ALL OF THESE GUYS.
1038
00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:02,258
ME, FRANKIE, AND LOUIE
1039
00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,564
GO RUNNING OUT
IN THE PARKING LOT,
1040
00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,261
WE'RE TRYING
TO START MY CAR.
1041
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,915
MY CAR WON'T START,
AS USUAL.
1042
00:42:06,959 --> 00:42:09,831
WE TRY TO START MY CAR.
TRY TO START MY CAR...
1043
00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,093
I'M PRAYING TO GOD.
1044
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:12,573
LOUIE'S IN THE BACK SEAT,
BACK DOOR WIDE OPEN,
1045
00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:14,357
HE'S HANGING OUT
THE BACK DOOR OF THE CAR,
1046
00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:17,491
HE'S GOING, ANGELA!
1047
00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,666
ANGELA--
1048
00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:20,233
I'M GOING, LOUIE,
GET INSIDE THE CAR, MAN.
1049
00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:22,409
LOUIE, SHUT THE DOOR,
SHUT THE DOOR.
1050
00:42:22,452 --> 00:42:25,281
AND THAT ANIMAL,
THAT HELL'S ANGEL FUCK,
1051
00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:27,545
NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED
TO HIM.
1052
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:30,591
HE'S JUST SITTING THERE
GOING...
1053
00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,680
STANDS UP, STARTS
WALKING TOWARD THE CAR,
1054
00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,290
RIGHT THROUGH
THE PLATE GLASS WINDOW
1055
00:42:34,334 --> 00:42:36,075
OF THE McDONALD'S.
1056
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:37,903
WE'RE JUST ABOUT
TO TAKE OFF,
1057
00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:39,861
GUY REACHES OUT,
GRABS LOUIE'S LEG,
1058
00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:41,254
LOUIE GRABS ME
AROUND THE NECK,
1059
00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:42,603
WE TAKE OFF
DRAGGING THIS WHALE
1060
00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:44,431
ALL OVER THE PARKING LOT.
1061
00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:45,780
FRANKIE'S TRYING
TO SCRAPE HIM OFF
1062
00:42:45,824 --> 00:42:47,129
ON CURBS AND CARS
1063
00:42:47,173 --> 00:42:49,523
AND THOSE McDONALD'S BUSHES
THEY GOT EVERY PLACE.
1064
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,438
NOTHING'S FUCKING WORKING.
1065
00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:54,615
I'M GOING, KICK THE GUY,
DO SOMETHING, HIT HIM,
1066
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,574
AND LOUIE...
1067
00:42:57,662 --> 00:42:59,664
I DON'T KNOW
IF HE DID IT ON PURPOSE,
1068
00:42:59,707 --> 00:43:03,276
HE TURNS AROUND,
PUKES ALL OVER THE GUY.
1069
00:43:03,319 --> 00:43:06,105
HE LET GO OF HIM THEN, MAN.
1070
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:08,542
LOUIE PASSES OUT,
FALLS IN THE BACK SEAT,
1071
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,327
WE TAKE OFF
LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL.
1072
00:43:11,371 --> 00:43:14,809
IT WAS FUCKING GREAT, JOEY.
1073
00:43:14,853 --> 00:43:17,507
SO FUCKING GREAT.
1074
00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:21,076
[APPLAUSE]
1075
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,252
FUCK ME.
1076
00:43:23,296 --> 00:43:25,777
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
WAS REALLY GREAT, JOEY?
1077
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:28,997
THE ICING ON THE GRAVY, MAN.
1078
00:43:29,041 --> 00:43:32,087
[LAUGHTER]
1079
00:43:32,131 --> 00:43:34,916
WE'RE DRIVING,
A COUPLE OF MILES AWAY,
1080
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,831
WE'RE SAFE NOW, ALL RIGHT?
1081
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:39,181
FRANKIE'S DRIVING,
WE'RE NOT GOING FAST.
1082
00:43:39,225 --> 00:43:40,530
DOING ABOUT 80, RIGHT?
1083
00:43:40,574 --> 00:43:43,838
FRANKIE'S ROLLING A J
WITH ONE HAND,
1084
00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:44,839
DRIVING THE CAR,
1085
00:43:44,883 --> 00:43:46,754
ROLLS THE J,
PASSES IT OVER TO ME.
1086
00:43:46,798 --> 00:43:48,713
I TAKES THE JOINT,
I LIGHTS IT,
1087
00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:49,888
AND I GOES, FRANKIE,
1088
00:43:49,931 --> 00:43:52,542
WHAT'D YOU START
ALL THAT STUFF FOR, MAN?
1089
00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:55,371
WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN
KILLED BACK THERE.
1090
00:43:55,415 --> 00:43:57,199
KNOW WHAT HE SAYS TO ME?
1091
00:43:57,243 --> 00:43:58,984
HE DOESN'T EVEN
LOOK AT ME, MAN.
1092
00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:02,640
HE TAKES THE JOINT,
HE'S STILL DRIVING,
1093
00:44:02,683 --> 00:44:03,815
AND HE GOES,
1094
00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:07,601
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA SPIT
IN THE DEVIL'S EYE
1095
00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,822
JUST TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE ALIVE.
1096
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:13,476
RIGHT?
1097
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,087
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT THAT.
1098
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:16,871
HIT MY BRAIN LIKE A ROCK.
1099
00:44:16,915 --> 00:44:19,265
I LOOKS AT LOUIE
IN THE BACK SEAT
1100
00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:21,833
PASSED OUT DREAMING
OF TOWELS AND SHEETS,
1101
00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:24,313
I LOOKS AT FRANKIE
DRINKING A BEER,
1102
00:44:24,357 --> 00:44:26,664
SMOKING A J,
DRIVING A CAR
1103
00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:29,014
90 MILES AN HOUR
WITH THE RADIO FULL BLAST,
1104
00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:30,624
I THINKS TO MYSELF,
YEAH, MAN,
1105
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,583
THIS GUY KNOWS
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
1106
00:44:33,627 --> 00:44:37,326
THIS GUY'S GOING TO LIVE
UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES.
1107
00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:40,765
NO SURRENDER, MAN.
NO FUCKING SURRENDER!
1108
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:41,853
ROCK ON!
1109
00:44:41,896 --> 00:44:43,245
WE DROVE ALL THE WAY
OUT TO THE BEACH,
1110
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:46,553
WE MADE A FIRE
DOWN ON THE BEACH THERE,
1111
00:44:46,596 --> 00:44:48,468
SMOKING THAT WHOLE
HALF-POUND OF POT.
1112
00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:49,382
WE DIDN'T EVEN TALK.
1113
00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:50,818
JUST THOUGHT
ABOUT WHAT HE SAID
1114
00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,690
ALL NIGHT, MAN.
1115
00:44:52,733 --> 00:44:54,735
WE STAYED UP
ALL NIGHT LONG.
1116
00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,694
SMOKED THE WHOLE
HALF-POUND OF POT.
1117
00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:59,218
THE SUN CAME UP, MAN,
1118
00:44:59,261 --> 00:45:02,351
AND I REALIZED SOMETHING,
JOE.
1119
00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:05,224
I REALIZED
SOMETHING IMPORTANT, MAN.
1120
00:45:05,267 --> 00:45:07,530
I LOOKED OUT AT THE WATER
1121
00:45:07,574 --> 00:45:11,491
AND I THOUGHT THERE'S
A LOT OF WATER, MAN.
1122
00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:15,103
AND ALL THAT WATER
IS MADE OF LITTLE DROPS.
1123
00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:18,063
AND I'M LIKE
A LITTLE DROP OF WATER
1124
00:45:18,106 --> 00:45:20,630
IN THE WORLD, MAN.
1125
00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:23,111
SO I MIGHT AS WELL PARTY.
1126
00:45:23,155 --> 00:45:24,286
[LAUGHTER]
1127
00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:27,159
I MIGHT AS WELL PARTY.
1128
00:45:27,202 --> 00:45:28,813
SUN COMES UP, RIGHT?
1129
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:32,599
LOUIE WAKES UP IN
THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR,
1130
00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:35,036
COMES STUMBLING DOWN
TO THE BEACH.
1131
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:39,127
HE'S GOING, I HAVE TO BE
AT THE CHURCH AT 10 A.M.
1132
00:45:39,171 --> 00:45:41,216
HE'S GOT PUKE ALL OVER,
WANTS TO GO TO CHURCH.
1133
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:43,784
WE THROWS HIM
IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR.
1134
00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:45,655
WE STARTS GOING DOWN
TOWARDS THE CHURCH.
1135
00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,875
WE RUN OUT OF GAS
A MILE DOWN THE ROAD.
1136
00:45:47,919 --> 00:45:50,965
HUH? OH, WE GOT THERE,
WE GOT THERE.
1137
00:45:51,009 --> 00:45:53,272
A LITTLE LATE,
AROUND 2:30 OR SO.
1138
00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:55,840
IT'S OK, THOUGH.
LOUIE'S ALL RIGHT ABOUT IT.
1139
00:45:55,883 --> 00:45:57,972
THEY'RE HAVING THE WEDDING
NEXT SATURDAY.
1140
00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,800
LOUIE'S GRANDMOTHER GOT
ONE OF THOSE
1141
00:45:59,844 --> 00:46:02,237
LITTLE HEART ATTACKS
THEY GET,
1142
00:46:02,281 --> 00:46:03,499
THOSE OLD LADIES GET.
1143
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:05,153
OTHER THAN THAT,
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
1144
00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:07,677
HEY, LISTEN, JOEY--
1145
00:46:07,721 --> 00:46:10,245
SHH, SHH--
DON'T TELL ANYBODY.
1146
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:13,031
NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT, OK,
1147
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,511
ANOTHER SURPRISE PARTY
FOR LOUIE, ALL RIGHT?
1148
00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:19,167
LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO COME,
YOU SHOULD COME.
1149
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,647
WAIT A SECOND.
1150
00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:23,955
OH...OH, SHIT.
1151
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:32,964
LISTEN, JOEY, IF YOU
WANT TO COME NEXT WEEK,
1152
00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:34,704
YOU SHOULD COME, MAN.
1153
00:46:34,748 --> 00:46:37,011
THIS TIME, NO GIRLS.
1154
00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:40,449
THEY CAUSE
TOO MUCH FUCKING TROUBLE.
1155
00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:42,451
[GLASS SHATTERS]
1156
00:46:42,495 --> 00:46:50,503
[APPLAUSE]
1157
00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:10,349
I-I-I-I-I
DON'T LIKE TO COMPLAIN.
1158
00:47:10,392 --> 00:47:12,133
I'M A HAPPY GUY.
1159
00:47:12,177 --> 00:47:13,787
RUNS IN MY FAMILY,
HAPPINESS.
1160
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,833
NEVER BEEN SICK IN MY LIFE,
NOT ONE DAY.
1161
00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:17,356
UNLESS YOU COUNT
BROKEN BONES,
1162
00:47:17,399 --> 00:47:18,357
WHICH I DON'T.
1163
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,227
I LIKE TO STAY ON
1164
00:47:19,271 --> 00:47:20,489
THE SUNNY SIDE
OF THE STREET.
1165
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,796
I LIKE TO STAY ON
THE POSITIVE SIDE OF THINGS.
1166
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,102
YOU GIVE ME
A PACK OF CIGARETTES,
1167
00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:25,930
EGG SALAD SANDWICH,
CUP OF COFFEE,
1168
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:27,845
NEWSPAPER,
SOMEPLACE TO SIT DOWN,
1169
00:47:27,888 --> 00:47:28,802
I'M HAPPY.
1170
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:29,934
I DON'T EVEN
NEED THE CIGARETTES,
1171
00:47:29,977 --> 00:47:32,414
IT'S A DIRTY HABIT,
UNHEALTHY, EXPENSIVE.
1172
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,676
PEOPLE
GIVE YOU CIGARETTES.
1173
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,113
FOOD'S ANOTHER SUBJECT.
1174
00:47:35,156 --> 00:47:38,072
PEOPLE AREN'T WALKING AROUND
WITH AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH
1175
00:47:38,116 --> 00:47:38,899
IN THEIR BACK POCKET.
1176
00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,945
NOT UNLESS THEY'RE CRAZY.
1177
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,033
YOU FIGURE
EGG SALAD SANDWICH
1178
00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:43,991
GOING TO RUN YOU
80, 90 BOTTLES.
1179
00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:47,734
50 BOTTLES A DAY,
SHORTFALL OF 20 BOTTLES.
1180
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,128
OR CANS.
BOTTLES OR CANS.
1181
00:47:50,171 --> 00:47:52,130
IT DON'T MAKE
MUCH DIFFERENCE.
1182
00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:54,828
I-I-IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE.
1183
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:55,960
BACK IN THE OLD DAYS
1184
00:47:56,003 --> 00:47:57,526
I USED TO WEIGH A LOT MORE
THAN I DO NOW.
1185
00:47:57,570 --> 00:48:01,052
ALWAYS USED TO BE ON A DIET,
TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT.
1186
00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,792
I DON'T HAVE
THAT PROBLEM ANYMORE.
1187
00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:04,794
I'M ON THE EGG SALAD
SANDWICH DIET NOW.
1188
00:48:04,838 --> 00:48:06,884
ONE EGG SALAD SANDWICH
EVERY TWO DAYS,
1189
00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,711
YOU LOSE WEIGHT
LIKE CRAZY.
1190
00:48:08,755 --> 00:48:10,017
IT FLIES OFF
AND STAYS OFF, TOO.
1191
00:48:10,061 --> 00:48:11,801
I'M GOING TO GET A PATENT,
AD IN THE NEWSPAPER,
1192
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:14,935
THEN I COULD MAKE
A LITTLE MONEY THERE.
1193
00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:18,286
BUT NEW-NEW-NEWSPAPER,
PEOPLE LEAVE THEM AROUND.
1194
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,374
YOU CAN READ THEM.
1195
00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:20,767
IT-IT-IT'S OK.
1196
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:23,944
I LIKE TO STAY INFORMED,
KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
1197
00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:25,859
THEY GOT A TRAIN IN JAPAN
1198
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,948
GOES OVER
300 MILES AN HOUR.
1199
00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:30,603
THEY GOT HOTELS NOW
FOR COCKROACHES,
1200
00:48:30,646 --> 00:48:31,996
HOTELS NOW FOR MICE.
1201
00:48:32,039 --> 00:48:34,999
I-I-I-I STAY AWAY
FROM HOTELS, THOUGH.
1202
00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,957
TOO EXPENSIVE,
10 BUCKS A NIGHT,
1203
00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:38,132
WHO'S GOT
THAT KIND OF MONEY?
1204
00:48:38,176 --> 00:48:42,832
THAT'S 200 BOTTLES.
NOT ON MY BUDGET.
1205
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:43,921
IT'S OK, THOUGH.
1206
00:48:43,964 --> 00:48:45,487
THERE'S ALWAYS
SOMEPLACE YOU CAN STAY.
1207
00:48:45,531 --> 00:48:48,099
SOMEPLACE YOU CAN
WEDGE YOURSELF IN.
1208
00:48:48,142 --> 00:48:50,144
THE PROBLEM IS THE ROCKS,
THE STONES.
1209
00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:52,233
EVERYTHING'S TOO HARD,
THE STEEL, THE METAL.
1210
00:48:52,277 --> 00:48:53,713
WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO WOOD?
1211
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:54,975
WE USED TO MAKE
EVERYTHING OUT OF WOOD.
1212
00:48:55,019 --> 00:48:57,543
BUILDINGS OUT OF WOOD,
BENCHES OUT OF WOOD.
1213
00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:58,370
NO MORE.
1214
00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,545
[METAL RATTLES]
1215
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:00,459
NO MORE.
1216
00:49:00,502 --> 00:49:01,895
EVERYTHING'S METAL
THESE DAYS.
1217
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:02,896
THERE'S NO MORE WOOD.
1218
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,767
THEY CHOPPED DOWN
ALL THE TREES.
1219
00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,945
NO MORE TREES,
NO MORE WOOD.
1220
00:49:07,988 --> 00:49:08,989
I SAW A TREE.
1221
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:10,121
I SAW A TREE.
1222
00:49:10,164 --> 00:49:12,123
THEY MADE A LITTLE HOLE
IN THE SIDEWALK,
1223
00:49:12,166 --> 00:49:13,646
PUT A LITTLE BABY TREE
THERE,
1224
00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:16,127
AND EVERY DAY
I SAY HELLO TO THE TREE.
1225
00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:18,085
HELLO, TREE.
EVERY DAY I COME BY,
1226
00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,391
WATCH IT GROWING.
1227
00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:21,393
THIS GUY WITH A TRUCK
WAS BACKING IT UP,
1228
00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:25,745
MAKING THAT SOUND--
BAM-BAM-BAM--
1229
00:49:25,788 --> 00:49:28,139
WENT RIGHT OVER THE TREE.
1230
00:49:28,182 --> 00:49:32,143
SEE, TREE CAN'T HEAR
THAT SOUND.
1231
00:49:32,186 --> 00:49:33,318
THAT WAS IT FOR THE TREE.
1232
00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:34,580
YOU RUN THEM OVER,
THEY DIE.
1233
00:49:34,623 --> 00:49:35,929
THEY'RE NOT LIKE PEOPLE,
CAN'T TAKE THE ABUSE.
1234
00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:38,540
PUT A METAL POLE THERE,
YOU DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM.
1235
00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:40,629
TRUCK HITS THE POLE,
IT STOPS.
1236
00:49:40,673 --> 00:49:42,457
THEN YOU DON'T HAVE
THE TWIGS, THE LEAVES,
1237
00:49:42,501 --> 00:49:44,155
THE WOOD--
WOOD IS GOOD.
1238
00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:46,766
WOOD IS GOOD.
DOGS LIKE WOOD.
1239
00:49:46,809 --> 00:49:49,899
I USED TO HAVE A DOG,
WALK HIM EVERY DAY.
1240
00:49:49,943 --> 00:49:51,814
COME ON, HERE WE GO.
1241
00:49:51,858 --> 00:49:54,034
HERE WE GO, COME ON.
1242
00:49:54,078 --> 00:49:57,081
HERE WE GO.
WHO TAKES CARE OF YOU?
1243
00:49:57,124 --> 00:50:00,475
WHO TAKES CARE OF YOU?
I TAKE CARE OF YOU.
1244
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:03,435
WHO'S GOING
TO TAKE CARE OF ME
1245
00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:04,653
ON MY OLD AGE, HUH?
1246
00:50:04,697 --> 00:50:07,917
THAT'S WHAT I USED TO SAY
TO HIM EVERY DAY.
1247
00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:09,484
WHO'S GOING
TO TAKE CARE OF ME?
1248
00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:11,443
HE RAN AWAY, YOU KNOW?
1249
00:50:11,486 --> 00:50:13,923
THAT'S OK.
THEY GOT TO EAT, TOO.
1250
00:50:13,967 --> 00:50:16,448
WE ALL GOT TO EAT.
I LIKE TO EAT.
1251
00:50:16,491 --> 00:50:18,276
HABIT OF MINE.
1252
00:50:18,319 --> 00:50:22,976
NICE LITTLE
EGG SALAD SANDWICH THERE.
1253
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,283
NICE CUP OF COFFEE.
1254
00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,676
CREAM, SUGAR...
1255
00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,852
I'M CUTTING DOWN
ON THE COFFEE THESE DAYS.
1256
00:50:29,896 --> 00:50:31,767
60 CENTS A CUP.
WHO THOUGHT UP THAT FIGURE?
1257
00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:34,509
IT SHOULD BE
10 CENTS A CUP.
1258
00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:35,684
THEY GOT A CARTEL,
1259
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:38,296
THEY GOT ALL THE BEANS
IN THE OPECS, THERE.
1260
00:50:38,339 --> 00:50:39,297
THEY GOT THE BEANS.
1261
00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:41,429
IT'S THE BEANS,
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
1262
00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:45,042
IT'S OK, THOUGH.
I DON'T NEED COFFEE.
1263
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,913
PEOPLE DRINK COFFEE
TO STAY AWAKE.
1264
00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:49,133
I DON'T NEED TO STAY AWAKE.
I'M AWAKE!
1265
00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:51,526
WHEN I'M ASLEEP, I'M AWAKE.
I'M ALWAYS AWAKE.
1266
00:50:51,570 --> 00:50:53,963
YOU LIE DOWN SOMEPLACE,
YOU GOT TO STAY AWAKE.
1267
00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:55,617
YOU DON'T KEEP
YOUR EYES OPEN,
1268
00:50:55,661 --> 00:50:56,966
GUY COMES BY
WITH A BASEBALL BAT,
1269
00:50:57,010 --> 00:50:59,099
BANG, BANG, BANG,
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE FINISHED.
1270
00:50:59,143 --> 00:51:00,796
NO MORE CIGARETTES,
NO MORE COFFEE,
1271
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,755
NO MORE SHOES.
THAT'S IT, YOU'RE DEAD.
1272
00:51:02,798 --> 00:51:06,019
THESE GUYS IN THE STREET,
THEY LIKE TO FIGHT.
1273
00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,368
I DON'T GOT THAT LUXURY.
1274
00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:09,109
I'M MISSING A KNEECAP,
CAN'T HEAR OUT OF THIS EAR,
1275
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:10,589
I'M ON MY SECOND SET
OF TEETH.
1276
00:51:10,632 --> 00:51:13,157
I'M LIKE THE BIONIC MAN
WITHOUT THE HARDWARE.
1277
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,770
I'M NO CASSIUS CLAY.
1278
00:51:18,684 --> 00:51:21,295
I'M NO CASSIUS CLAY...
1279
00:51:21,991 --> 00:51:24,516
BUT I-I-I-I LIKE TO STAY
ON THE SUNNY SIDE
1280
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:25,386
OF THE STREET.
1281
00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:26,518
I LIKE
TO STAY POSITIVE.
1282
00:51:26,561 --> 00:51:28,520
GUY ONCE SAID TO ME--
NEVER FORGET IT--
1283
00:51:28,563 --> 00:51:32,001
LIFE IS LIKE
A HALF A GLASS OF WATER.
1284
00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:35,092
IT'S LIKE A HALF A GLASS
OF WATER THERE, SEE?
1285
00:51:35,135 --> 00:51:37,442
YOU GOT A HALF A GLASS
OF WATER THERE,
1286
00:51:37,485 --> 00:51:40,140
AND, UH...
1287
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:49,323
YOU GOT A HALF A GLASS
OF WATER THERE.
1288
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,065
AND, UM...
1289
00:51:54,502 --> 00:51:57,114
Y-Y-Y-YOU SHOULD
DRINK THAT WATER,
1290
00:51:57,157 --> 00:51:58,376
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
1291
00:51:58,419 --> 00:52:00,160
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
1292
00:52:00,204 --> 00:52:04,121
NO, HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
1293
00:52:04,164 --> 00:52:06,819
HE SAID
HALF A GLASS OF WATER
1294
00:52:06,862 --> 00:52:08,299
IS BETTER THAN
NO WATER AT ALL.
1295
00:52:08,342 --> 00:52:11,040
THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.
1296
00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:12,912
I LOOK AT IT THIS WAY--
1297
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,653
I COULD BE LIVING
IN ETHIOPIA.
1298
00:52:14,696 --> 00:52:15,915
THEY GOT IT TERRIBLE
OVER THERE.
1299
00:52:15,958 --> 00:52:18,570
THOSE POOR PEOPLE SIT
IN THE DIRT ALL DAY LONG
1300
00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,180
AND THEY GOT NOTHING TO EAT,
1301
00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:22,443
AND IT'S TOO SUNNY
AND THE SAND ALL OVER--
1302
00:52:22,487 --> 00:52:25,272
IT'S NOT FOR ME.
IT'S NOT MY BAG.
1303
00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:27,187
IT'S BETTER HERE.
1304
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:30,277
IT'S GOOD HERE.
IT'S GOOD.
1305
00:52:30,321 --> 00:52:32,932
THANK GOD,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
1306
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:35,761
THANK GOD.
1307
00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:43,725
I GOT TO GET GOING NOW.
TIME TO GO TO WORK.
1308
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:45,945
THE EARLY BIRD
CATCHES THE CAN,
1309
00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:46,815
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
1310
00:52:46,859 --> 00:52:50,036
OR BOTTLES.
BOTTLES OR CANS.
1311
00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:52,256
IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE.
1312
00:52:52,299 --> 00:52:54,736
IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE.
1313
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:58,175
IT DON'T MAKE
NO DIFFERENCE AT ALL.
1314
00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:02,135
[APPLAUSE]
1315
00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,667
FRANK, WHAT DID HE SAY?
WHAT DID HE SAY?
1316
00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:14,016
IS HE GONNA SUE ME?
HE'S GONNA SUE ME?
1317
00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,279
DOES HE KNOW WHO
HE'S FUCKING HERE, FRANK?
1318
00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:17,063
HE'S FUCKING
WITH GOD HERE, FRANK.
1319
00:53:17,106 --> 00:53:18,456
DID YOU TELL HIM THAT?
1320
00:53:18,499 --> 00:53:19,674
DOES HE KNOW WHAT GOD DOES
WHEN IT GETS ANGRY, FRANK?
1321
00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:20,893
HAVE YOU HEARD OF
SODOM AND GOMORRAH, FRANK?
1322
00:53:20,936 --> 00:53:23,156
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO
TO HIS FACE, OK?
1323
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,462
FRANK, FRANK, FRANK.
1324
00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:25,637
I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT, ALL RIGHT?
1325
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,942
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER WORD.
1326
00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:27,813
I'M GONNA BLOW HIM AWAY.
1327
00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:28,901
I'M GONNA
PEEL HIS SKIN OFF.
1328
00:53:28,944 --> 00:53:29,902
I'M GONNA DRINK HIS BLOOD.
1329
00:53:29,945 --> 00:53:31,251
I'M GONNA EAT
HIS CHILDREN, FRANK.
1330
00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:32,774
AND I'M GONNA
ENJOY MYSELF.
1331
00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:34,036
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
1332
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,212
THE GUY'S A SCHMUCK,
A SCHLMIEL AND A SHITHEAD
1333
00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:36,213
FOR FUCKING WITH ME,
FRANK.
1334
00:53:36,256 --> 00:53:37,344
HE SHOULD KNOW
BETTER THAN THAT.
1335
00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:38,824
NO, NO. FRANK, FRANK.
I'M NOT LISTENING.
1336
00:53:38,867 --> 00:53:40,129
I'M NOT LISTENING
TO ANOTHER WORD.
1337
00:53:40,173 --> 00:53:41,305
NO, NO, NO. FRANK, FRANK.
1338
00:53:41,348 --> 00:53:43,263
♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA
1339
00:53:43,307 --> 00:53:44,830
I'M NOT LISTENING, FRANK.
1340
00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:46,005
CALL HIM BACK RIGHT NOW.
1341
00:53:46,048 --> 00:53:47,528
CALL HIM AND TELL HIM,
DON'T EVEN CALL HIM.
1342
00:53:47,572 --> 00:53:48,529
CALL HIS CHILDREN.
1343
00:53:48,573 --> 00:53:50,227
TELL THEM THEY'RE
GONNA BE EATEN.
1344
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:52,272
GOOD BYE, FRANK.
1345
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:53,360
DIANE!
1346
00:53:53,404 --> 00:53:54,318
WHO'S ON LINE 1?
1347
00:53:54,361 --> 00:53:56,102
MY WIFE?
PUT HER ON HOLD.
1348
00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:58,496
WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
I'M STARVING TO DEATH.
1349
00:53:58,539 --> 00:54:00,846
I DON'T CARE, DIANE.
ANYTHING.
1350
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:01,977
I DON'T CARE, DIANE,
1351
00:54:02,021 --> 00:54:05,720
ANYTHING.
I AM STARVING TO DEATH.
1352
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:09,028
I DON'T WANT THAT.
1353
00:54:09,898 --> 00:54:12,118
I DON'T WANT THAT EITHER.
1354
00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:13,250
NO. NO MONK FISH.
1355
00:54:13,293 --> 00:54:15,121
NO MONK FISH, NO ARUGULA,
1356
00:54:15,164 --> 00:54:16,296
NO SUNDRIED TOMATOES.
1357
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,471
NO HOLY TORTELLINI.
1358
00:54:17,515 --> 00:54:19,212
I WANT FOOD. YOU KNOW
WHAT FOOD IS, DIANE?
1359
00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,300
YOU EVER HEAR OF IT BEFORE?
1360
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:22,955
UNLIKE YOU, DIANE,
I AM A HUMAN BEING.
1361
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:24,348
I NEED FOOD, I NEED COFFEE.
1362
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:25,436
PLEASE GET ME SOME.
1363
00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:26,480
CALL JEFF CAVANAUGH,
PUT HIM ON LINE 2.
1364
00:54:26,524 --> 00:54:28,177
CALL DAVE SIMPSON
PUT HIM ON LINE 3.
1365
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:29,831
THANK YOU.
1366
00:54:30,484 --> 00:54:32,312
HI, HONEY.
1367
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:34,227
I KNOW, I TELL HER
TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
1368
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:36,577
DON'T PUT MY WIFE ON HOLD.
SHE PUTS YOU ON HOLD.
1369
00:54:36,621 --> 00:54:38,449
I'M SORRY.
1370
00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:40,581
WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?
1371
00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:43,932
THAT'S NICE.
HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?
1372
00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:46,631
NO, NO. SPEND THE MONEY.
1373
00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:48,807
THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR.
1374
00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:52,071
THAT'S WHAT IT'S THERE FOR.
1375
00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:56,249
HOW'S JEREMY?
1376
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:59,252
WHY'D HE DO THAT?
1377
00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,906
WHY DID HE
BITE THE KID, SONYA?
1378
00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:02,211
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
I TOLD HIM?
1379
00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:04,126
I DID NOT TELL HIM
TO BITE ANYBODY.
1380
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:05,432
I DID NOT TELL HIM--
1381
00:55:05,476 --> 00:55:06,651
SONYA, DON'T TELL ME
WHAT I TELL HIM, ALL RIGHT?
1382
00:55:06,694 --> 00:55:08,522
I TOLD HIM--
CAN I TALK HERE PLEASE?
1383
00:55:08,566 --> 00:55:11,351
I TOLD HIM,
THE NEXT TIME A LITTLE BOY
1384
00:55:11,395 --> 00:55:12,396
DOES SOMETHING TO YOU,
1385
00:55:12,439 --> 00:55:13,658
DO TWICE AS MUCH
BACK TO HIM.
1386
00:55:13,701 --> 00:55:15,486
THAT IS WHAT I SAID.
1387
00:55:15,529 --> 00:55:17,270
I DON'T CARE
WHAT HIS THERAPIST SAYS.
1388
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,228
HIS THERAPIST
IS A CO-DEPENDENT,
1389
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:20,360
DYSFUNCTIONAL FRAUD.
1390
00:55:20,404 --> 00:55:22,014
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT HIS THERAPIST.
1391
00:55:22,057 --> 00:55:23,102
NO, NO, NO.
1392
00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:25,017
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY
TO JEREMY?
1393
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:26,279
I'M GONNA SAY, JEREMY,
BITE YOUR THERAPIST.
1394
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:27,498
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA SAY.
1395
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,674
SHE CAN WORK ON THAT
FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
1396
00:55:29,717 --> 00:55:31,284
WHAT ELSE?
1397
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:34,331
HOW'D SHE DO THAT?
1398
00:55:34,374 --> 00:55:36,289
HOW'D SHE FIT IT
IN THE MICROWAVE, SONYA?
1399
00:55:36,333 --> 00:55:37,421
WHAT IS THIS, 3 MICROWAVES
1400
00:55:37,464 --> 00:55:38,900
WE'VE BROKEN
IN THE LAST YEAR?
1401
00:55:38,944 --> 00:55:40,032
NO, NO, NO.
1402
00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:41,076
IF YOU JUST HIRED SOMEBODY
FROM A COUNTRY
1403
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:42,295
WHERE THEY HAD ELECTRICITY,
1404
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,689
WE WOULDN'T HAVE
THESE PROBLEMS ALL THE TIME.
1405
00:55:44,732 --> 00:55:46,255
YOU HAVE TO TELL HER,
THAT'S ALL.
1406
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:48,867
TURN IT ON,
PLUG IT IN THE WALL--
1407
00:55:48,910 --> 00:55:50,303
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
SHE'LL QUIT?
1408
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:51,478
SHE WON'T QUIT.
1409
00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:54,568
SHE HAS IT GREAT.
SHE HAS IT GREAT, SONYA.
1410
00:55:54,612 --> 00:55:55,526
SHE SPENDS ALL DAY
1411
00:55:55,569 --> 00:55:56,614
IN A LUXURY
NEW YORK APARTMENT.
1412
00:55:56,657 --> 00:55:57,702
I SPEND ALL DAY
IN THIS OFFICE
1413
00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,268
KILLING MYSELF
SO SHE CAN SPEND ALL DAY
1414
00:55:59,312 --> 00:56:00,618
IN MY LUXURY
NEW YORK APARTMENT.
1415
00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,837
SHE SPENDS MORE TIME THERE
THAN I DO!
1416
00:56:02,881 --> 00:56:04,186
I'M NOT SHOUTING.
1417
00:56:04,230 --> 00:56:05,710
THIS IS NOT SHOUTING.
AM I SHOUTING?
1418
00:56:05,753 --> 00:56:07,494
IS THIS SHOUTING.
AM I SHOUTING?
1419
00:56:07,538 --> 00:56:09,583
I AM NOT SHOUTING.
THIS IS NOT SHOUTING.
1420
00:56:09,627 --> 00:56:10,976
I AM DISCUSSING.
1421
00:56:11,019 --> 00:56:12,673
WE ARE HAVING
A NORMAL DISCUSSION.
1422
00:56:12,717 --> 00:56:13,805
TWO NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
1423
00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:15,763
ARE HAVING A NORMAL
CONVERSATION.
1424
00:56:15,807 --> 00:56:18,462
WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
A LITTLE TOO AGITATED
1425
00:56:18,505 --> 00:56:20,333
RIGHT NOW TO HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION.
1426
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:24,598
WHY DON'T WE WAIT
UNTIL I GET HOME
1427
00:56:24,642 --> 00:56:26,644
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT THEN.
1428
00:56:27,906 --> 00:56:29,777
AROUND 9:00.
1429
00:56:29,821 --> 00:56:31,475
I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
1430
00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:33,172
SONYA, DO YOU THINK I LIKE
1431
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:34,391
SLAVING AND SWEATING HERE
1432
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:35,479
ALL HOURS
OF THE NIGHT AND DAY
1433
00:56:35,522 --> 00:56:37,524
SO YOU AND JEREMY
CAN BE SAFE AND FREE?
1434
00:56:37,568 --> 00:56:39,613
DO YOU?
1435
00:56:42,355 --> 00:56:43,487
IT HASN'T BEEN TWO WEEKS.
1436
00:56:43,530 --> 00:56:45,489
IT HASN'T BEEN TWO WEEKS.
WE JUST DID IT.
1437
00:56:45,532 --> 00:56:48,492
WE DID IT--
WE DID IT JUST RECENTLY.
1438
00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:49,884
I KNOW WE DID.
1439
00:56:49,928 --> 00:56:52,452
WE'LL HAVE SEX
TOMORROW NIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
1440
00:56:52,496 --> 00:56:55,499
I WON'T FORGET.
I'LL PUT IT IN MY BOOK.
1441
00:56:56,282 --> 00:56:57,718
LISTEN, LISTEN, HONEY.
1442
00:56:57,762 --> 00:57:01,026
NEXT MONTH, WE'LL GO DOWN
TO ST. BARTS
1443
00:57:01,069 --> 00:57:02,549
FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
1444
00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:03,724
WE'LL SPEND A COUPLE
OF WEEKS ON THE BEACH.
1445
00:57:03,768 --> 00:57:05,204
WE'LL GET A NICE PLACE
BY THE BEACH.
1446
00:57:05,247 --> 00:57:06,901
WE'LL MAKE LOVE EVERY DAY
ON THE BEACH.
1447
00:57:06,945 --> 00:57:07,902
ALL RIGHT?
1448
00:57:07,946 --> 00:57:09,556
YOU WON'T GET SAND
IN YOUR CROTCH.
1449
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:10,601
WILL YOU STOP IT, PLEASE?
1450
00:57:10,644 --> 00:57:12,385
LISTEN, I HAVE TO
GET OFF THE PHONE.
1451
00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,431
I HAVE 15 MILLION
PHONE CALLS TO MAKE.
1452
00:57:14,474 --> 00:57:15,301
HUH?
1453
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:16,650
NO. DON'T CUT YOUR HAIR.
1454
00:57:16,694 --> 00:57:18,435
NO, NO.
DON'T COLOR YOUR HAIR.
1455
00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:21,481
DON'T START WITH
THE HAIR BLACKMAIL NOW.
1456
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:22,482
SONYA, COME ON.
1457
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,310
I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS
TO DO HERE.
1458
00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:25,529
I LIKE IT THE WAY--
1459
00:57:25,572 --> 00:57:26,573
THE WAY YOU LOOKED
THIS MORNING WHEN I LEFT,
1460
00:57:26,617 --> 00:57:27,966
THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT,
ALL RIGHT.
1461
00:57:28,009 --> 00:57:29,010
JUST LIKE THAT.
1462
00:57:29,054 --> 00:57:30,185
WHEN I COME HOME TONIGHT,
1463
00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:31,404
THAT'S THE WAY
YOU SHOULD LOOK, ALL RIGHT?
1464
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:32,449
I'M GETTING OFF THE PHONE.
1465
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,102
GIVE JEREMY A KISS
GOOD NIGHT FOR ME.
1466
00:57:34,146 --> 00:57:37,497
ALL RIGHT. SAY HI
TO YOUR MOTHER FOR ME TOO.
1467
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:39,499
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1468
00:57:39,543 --> 00:57:42,328
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1469
00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,025
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
1470
00:57:44,069 --> 00:57:45,679
WHAT?
1471
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,073
ORANGE JUICE.
I WON'T FORGET.
1472
00:57:48,116 --> 00:57:49,291
I DON'T HAVE TO
WRITE IT DOWN.
1473
00:57:49,335 --> 00:57:51,990
I CAN REMEMBER ORANGE JUICE.
I'M NOT A MORON.
1474
00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:53,557
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
1475
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,211
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1476
00:57:56,255 --> 00:57:57,865
ALL RIGHT. OK.
1477
00:57:57,909 --> 00:57:58,736
NIGHTY NIGHT.
1478
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,694
I'LL BE HOME
AROUND 10:30.
1479
00:58:00,738 --> 00:58:01,913
BYE.
1480
00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:03,480
DIANE!
1481
00:58:03,523 --> 00:58:04,698
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?
1482
00:58:04,742 --> 00:58:06,439
GROWING THE CROPS OR WHAT?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1483
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:07,788
I FEEL LIKE
A POSTER CHILD
1484
00:58:07,832 --> 00:58:09,398
FOR ETHIOPIAN RELIEF HERE.
1485
00:58:09,442 --> 00:58:10,399
MY RIBS ARE STICKING OUT.
1486
00:58:10,443 --> 00:58:11,444
I GOT FLIES
GROWING ON MY FACE.
1487
00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:13,446
COME ON, LET'S GO.
LET'S MOVE IT.
1488
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:18,843
JEFF.
1489
00:58:18,886 --> 00:58:21,193
HOW THEY HANGING, MAN?
1490
00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:22,803
NOT BAD.
1491
00:58:22,847 --> 00:58:25,458
YES.
1492
00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:26,546
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1493
00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:27,591
I FINISHED THAT DEAL UP
THIS MORNING.
1494
00:58:27,634 --> 00:58:29,375
I DON'T KNOW,
I MADE ABOUT
1495
00:58:29,418 --> 00:58:32,378
85 GRAND IN THE DEAL,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1496
00:58:32,421 --> 00:58:33,422
DIG THIS, MAN.
1497
00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:35,337
I MADE A DEAL
THIS AFTERNOON,
1498
00:58:35,381 --> 00:58:38,123
I MADE 150 GRAND, MAN.
1499
00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,472
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
1500
00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:40,865
100 GRAND HERE,
100 GRAND THERE,
1501
00:58:40,908 --> 00:58:43,563
PRETTY SOON
YOU'RE TALKING REAL MONEY.
1502
00:58:43,607 --> 00:58:44,782
THEY HAVE TO PAY ME, MAN.
1503
00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:45,783
THEY HAVE TO PAY ME.
1504
00:58:45,826 --> 00:58:47,219
THEY DON'T PAY ME,
I GO NEXT DOOR,
1505
00:58:47,262 --> 00:58:48,394
I MAKE TWICE AS MUCH.
1506
00:58:48,437 --> 00:58:50,135
IT'S LIKE BRUCE SAYS, MAN.
1507
00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:53,051
"NO SURRENDER, NO RETURN."
1508
00:58:53,094 --> 00:58:55,009
ROCK ON, MAN.
1509
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:56,794
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.
1510
00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:59,579
I WAS THINKING MAYBE
I'D BUY A PORSCHE
1511
00:58:59,623 --> 00:59:00,580
FOR THE COUNTRY HOUSE.
1512
00:59:00,624 --> 00:59:01,494
PARK IN FRONT OF
THE TENNIS COURT.
1513
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,756
PISS OFF THE NEIGHBORS.
1514
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:03,801
NOT EVEN DRIVE IT.
1515
00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:05,977
JUST LEAVE IT THERE
ALL THE TIME.
1516
00:59:06,455 --> 00:59:09,546
NO, I CAN'T DRIVE IT.
I DON'T DRIVE A STICK.
1517
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:13,375
THOSE ARE GOOD.
WHAT IS THAT?
1518
00:59:13,419 --> 00:59:15,073
RANGE ROVERS,
THEY'RE GOOD, RIGHT?
1519
00:59:15,116 --> 00:59:16,553
THEY'RE LIKE 4-WHEEL DRIVES?
1520
00:59:16,596 --> 00:59:17,554
VERY ECOLOGICAL, RIGHT?
1521
00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:19,599
YEAH, MAYBE I'LL GET
ONE OF THOSE.
1522
00:59:19,643 --> 00:59:22,254
MAYBE I'LL GET
TWO OF THOSE, WHATEVER.
1523
00:59:22,950 --> 00:59:24,256
NO, I CAN'T. NOT TONIGHT.
1524
00:59:24,299 --> 00:59:26,824
I'M DOING SOMETHING.
1525
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,087
WHO AM I DOING?
I'M NOT TELLING YOU.
1526
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:32,046
IF I TELL YOU,
YOU'RE GONNA TELL NADINE,
1527
00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,483
SHE'S GONNA TELL SONYA.
1528
00:59:35,049 --> 00:59:36,660
VERY BEAUTIFUL.
1529
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,272
BETTER.
1530
00:59:40,315 --> 00:59:42,622
BETTER THAN HER.
1531
00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:45,146
BETTER THAN HER.
1532
00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:46,234
YES, SHE HAS LEGS.
1533
00:59:46,278 --> 00:59:48,628
YES, SHE HAS BREASTS.
1534
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,674
SHE HAS ARMS,
SHE HAS A HEAD.
1535
00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:51,849
I GOT THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
1536
00:59:51,892 --> 00:59:53,198
JEFF, THE CLOSEST YOU CAME
1537
00:59:53,241 --> 00:59:54,808
TO A WOMAN THIS BEAUTIFUL
IS THAT TIME YOU BOUGHT
1538
00:59:54,852 --> 00:59:56,723
THAT SCRATCH
AND SNIFF PICTURE
1539
00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:58,507
OF VANNA WHITE.
1540
00:59:58,551 --> 01:00:00,292
[CHUCKLING]
1541
01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:02,468
AND DIG THIS, MAN,
SHE'S AN ARTIST.
1542
01:00:02,511 --> 01:00:05,514
SHE'S VERY, VERY SENSITIVE.
1543
01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:07,865
SHE WAS IN A BAR,
SHE PICKED ME UP.
1544
01:00:07,908 --> 01:00:09,301
HOW COULD I SAY NO?
1545
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:10,563
JEFF, UNLIKE YOU,
1546
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:13,131
I AM STILL COMMITTED
TO MY SIXTIES IDEALISM.
1547
01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:14,959
I AM STILL COMMITTED
TO EXPERIENCE
1548
01:00:15,002 --> 01:00:16,090
AND EXPLORATION.
1549
01:00:16,134 --> 01:00:17,396
I DIDN'T SELL OUT
THE WAY YOU DID, MAN.
1550
01:00:17,439 --> 01:00:18,745
I'M STILL COMMITTED
TO THESE THINGS
1551
01:00:18,789 --> 01:00:20,051
AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.
1552
01:00:20,094 --> 01:00:22,488
LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE
GET TOGETHER TOMORROW NIGHT
1553
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:23,620
OVER AT MY CLUB.
1554
01:00:23,663 --> 01:00:24,708
PLAY A LITTLE HANDBALL
OVER AT THE CLUB.
1555
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:26,535
HAVE A COUPLE
OF POPS AFTERWARDS, OK?
1556
01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:28,102
NO, MY CLUB, MY CLUB.
1557
01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:29,103
MY CLUB IS NICER
THAN YOUR CLUB.
1558
01:00:29,147 --> 01:00:30,148
IT'S SAFER, IT'S CLEANER.
1559
01:00:30,191 --> 01:00:31,584
THEY DON'T LET THOSE
WEIRD PEOPLE IN
1560
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,020
THAT THEY LET IN
OVER YOUR PLACE.
1561
01:00:33,064 --> 01:00:34,326
I GOTTA GET BACK
TO WORK, JEFF.
1562
01:00:34,369 --> 01:00:36,023
I GOTTA MAKE A LITTLE
MONEY HERE.
1563
01:00:36,067 --> 01:00:37,111
UNLIKE YOU.
1564
01:00:37,155 --> 01:00:38,765
ALL RIGHT?
1565
01:00:38,809 --> 01:00:39,679
[LAUGHING]
1566
01:00:39,723 --> 01:00:42,203
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1567
01:00:42,247 --> 01:00:44,075
I AM A GENIUS.
I AM THE BEST.
1568
01:00:44,118 --> 01:00:45,685
NO ONE CAN GET CLOSE TO ME.
1569
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,295
I'LL LET YOU
GET CLOSE TO ME, JEFF.
1570
01:00:47,339 --> 01:00:48,645
YOU CAN BLOW ME. BYE.
1571
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:50,603
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
1572
01:00:51,735 --> 01:00:53,693
YEAH, DAVE. YEAH, DAVE.
1573
01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:55,913
YEAH, DAVE, DAVE,
1574
01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,175
I AGREE WITH YOU
150 PERCENT.
1575
01:00:57,218 --> 01:00:59,568
THE MAN IS A WONDERFUL
HUMAN BEING.
1576
01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:00,526
I LOVE HIM.
1577
01:01:00,569 --> 01:01:01,570
HE'S A WONDERFUL,
WONDERFUL MAN.
1578
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:04,704
I FELT TERRIBLE
HAVING TO LET HIM GO.
1579
01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:07,098
I KNOW HE HAS HIS PENSION
COMING UP, DAVE.
1580
01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:10,405
I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
1581
01:01:10,449 --> 01:01:11,580
I KNOW HE'S LOSING
HIS PENSION,
1582
01:01:11,624 --> 01:01:12,581
I KNOW HE'S 58 YEARS OLD.
1583
01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,713
YOU'RE NOT
TELLING ME ANYTHING
1584
01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:15,062
I DON'T KNOW HERE, DAVE.
1585
01:01:15,106 --> 01:01:17,151
BUT DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
1586
01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:19,719
SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT KNOW
ABOUT HIM AND ME,
1587
01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:22,417
IS THAT WHEN I FIRST CAME
TO WORK AT THIS COMPANY,
1588
01:01:22,461 --> 01:01:23,897
THIS GUY WAS LIKE
A FATHER TO ME, ALL RIGHT?
1589
01:01:23,941 --> 01:01:26,117
I LOVED THIS MAN
LIKE MY OWN FATHER.
1590
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:27,379
I LOVE HIM.
1591
01:01:27,422 --> 01:01:31,644
IT BROKE MY HEART
TO HAVE TO LET HIM GO, DAVE.
1592
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,125
I KNOW HE'S GOING
FOR MAJOR SURGERY NEXT WEEK.
1593
01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:37,084
I'M NOT HIS DOCTOR, DAVE.
I'M HIS BOSS.
1594
01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:39,304
NO, NO, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
1595
01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:41,436
YOU'RE MISSING
SOMETHING HERE.
1596
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:42,394
DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
1597
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,178
THE GUY IS NOT
PRODUCING ANYMORE.
1598
01:01:44,222 --> 01:01:45,049
HE'S EASY LISTENING.
1599
01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:46,746
THIS PLACE IS ROCK 'N ROLL.
1600
01:01:46,790 --> 01:01:47,616
I NEED PRODUCTION.
1601
01:01:47,660 --> 01:01:49,009
I NEED PROFITS HERE, DAVE.
1602
01:01:49,053 --> 01:01:50,619
NO, NO, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
1603
01:01:50,663 --> 01:01:51,838
WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND.
1604
01:01:51,882 --> 01:01:53,753
NO, NO. NO. YOU LISTEN
TO ME FOR A SECOND.
1605
01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:56,234
YOU'VE BEEN TALKING
NON STOP FOR 5 MINUTES.
1606
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:58,976
LET ME GET IN TWO WORDS
EDGEWISE HERE PLEASE.
1607
01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,717
NOW LET ME JUST ASK YOU
SOMETHING HERE, DAVE.
1608
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,631
JUST ONE SIMPLE,
SIMPLE QUESTION.
1609
01:02:02,675 --> 01:02:05,809
YOU LIKE YOUR NEW HOUSE
IN THE COUNTRY, DAVE?
1610
01:02:05,852 --> 01:02:06,984
I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
1611
01:02:07,027 --> 01:02:08,333
DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW HOUSE
IN THE COUNTRY?
1612
01:02:08,376 --> 01:02:09,595
YOU DO. OK.
1613
01:02:09,638 --> 01:02:11,640
YOU LIKE YOUR NEW
SWIMMING POOL YOU JUST GOT?
1614
01:02:11,684 --> 01:02:12,816
YOU DO? OK.
1615
01:02:12,859 --> 01:02:13,947
YOU LIKE YOUR NEW
MERCEDES STATION WAGON?
1616
01:02:13,991 --> 01:02:15,775
YOU DO? OK. ALL RIGHT.
1617
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,342
YOU LIKE THAT NEW
HORSE SCHOOL
1618
01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:18,517
YOU SEND YOUR DAUGHTER TO?
1619
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,648
YOU LIKE YOUR NEW CAR PHONE?
1620
01:02:19,692 --> 01:02:21,607
YOU LIKE LONG LUNCHES, DAVE?
1621
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:22,869
DAVE, DAVE, DAVE, DAVE.
1622
01:02:22,913 --> 01:02:25,176
WHAT DO YOU THINK
PAYS FOR THOSE THINGS, DAVE?
1623
01:02:25,219 --> 01:02:27,744
WHAT DO YOU THINK PAYS
FOR THOSE THINGS?
1624
01:02:27,787 --> 01:02:30,877
PROFITS, DAVE.
SAY PROFITS.
1625
01:02:31,356 --> 01:02:33,706
I WANT TO HEAR YOU
SAY PROFITS.
1626
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:35,926
JUST SAY IT.
1627
01:02:35,969 --> 01:02:36,883
SAY IT!
1628
01:02:36,927 --> 01:02:38,058
THANK YOU.
1629
01:02:38,102 --> 01:02:39,886
NOW WHEN THE PROFIT AXE
COMES DOWN, DAVE,
1630
01:02:39,930 --> 01:02:41,148
ANYBODY'S HEAD COULD ROLL.
1631
01:02:41,192 --> 01:02:42,497
I COULD LOSE MY JOB
TOMORROW.
1632
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,672
YOU COULD LOSE YOUR JOB
TOMORROW.
1633
01:02:43,716 --> 01:02:44,935
YOU COULD
LOSE YOUR JOB TODAY.
1634
01:02:44,978 --> 01:02:46,850
YOU COULD LOSE YOUR JOB
IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES
1635
01:02:46,893 --> 01:02:48,025
BECAUSE OF THIS
STUPID CONVERSATION.
1636
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,200
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, DAVE,
1637
01:02:49,243 --> 01:02:50,810
I WANT TO GET RID OF
THE GUY EVEN MORE NOW.
1638
01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:52,203
NOW HE'S WASTING HIS TIME.
1639
01:02:52,246 --> 01:02:53,291
HE SITS AROUND WASTING TIME,
HE'S WASTING YOUR TIME.
1640
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:54,509
ALL YOU GUYS SIT AROUND
WASTING TIME,
1641
01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:55,510
YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME.
1642
01:02:55,554 --> 01:02:56,729
AND ALL THE PEOPLE
IN THIS COMPANY
1643
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,296
ARE WASTING TIME,
SO WHAT'S THE POINT, DAVE?
1644
01:02:58,339 --> 01:02:59,253
WHAT IS THE POINT?
1645
01:02:59,297 --> 01:03:00,341
WHAT IS THE FUNNY,
GODDAMN POINT?
1646
01:03:00,385 --> 01:03:01,821
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHAT THE FUCKING
1647
01:03:01,865 --> 01:03:03,388
GODDAMN POINT IS PLEASE?
1648
01:03:03,431 --> 01:03:05,129
DAVE!
1649
01:03:09,655 --> 01:03:10,569
YOU'RE NOT SURE?
1650
01:03:10,612 --> 01:03:12,440
WELL, LET ME
ASK YOU THIS, DAVE.
1651
01:03:12,484 --> 01:03:14,529
OUT OF MY OWN
CURIOSITY, I WANT TO KNOW.
1652
01:03:14,573 --> 01:03:16,618
ARE YOU HAPPY HERE
WORKING AT THIS COMPANY?
1653
01:03:16,662 --> 01:03:17,837
I JUST WONDERED.
1654
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:18,882
YOU SPEND ALL DAY
MAKING CRAZY PHONE CALLS,
1655
01:03:18,925 --> 01:03:20,057
AND YOU'RE NOT WORKING.
1656
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,886
ARE YOU HAPPY HERE
WORKING WITH US
1657
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,104
AT THIS COMPANY?
1658
01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:25,236
YOU ARE.
1659
01:03:25,279 --> 01:03:26,324
WELL, I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HAPPY, DAVE.
1660
01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:28,805
SO GET BACK TO WORK,
ALL RIGHT?
1661
01:03:29,762 --> 01:03:30,589
OK.
1662
01:03:30,632 --> 01:03:33,853
ALL RIGHT. OK.
1663
01:03:33,897 --> 01:03:36,464
OK. I CAN DIG IT, MAN. OK.
1664
01:03:36,508 --> 01:03:37,814
ALL RIGHT. NO, NO, NO.
1665
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:39,206
IT'S FORGOTTEN.
IT'S FORGOTTEN.
1666
01:03:39,250 --> 01:03:40,991
I HOLD NO GRUDGES,
ALL RIGHT?
1667
01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:43,297
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1668
01:03:43,341 --> 01:03:44,603
YEAH, YEAH. I WILL, I WILL.
1669
01:03:44,646 --> 01:03:45,909
YOU SAY HI TO JODY FOR ME.
1670
01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:48,955
JUDY, RIGHT. JUDY.
SAY HI TO JUDY FOR ME.
1671
01:03:48,999 --> 01:03:51,305
OK. ALL RIGHT.
1672
01:03:51,349 --> 01:03:53,873
OK. BYE BYE.
1673
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,875
DIANE. LET ME MAKE IT
EASY FOR YOU.
1674
01:03:55,919 --> 01:03:58,747
TAKE YOUR HAND, PUT IT
IN THE MICROWAVE OVEN,
1675
01:03:58,791 --> 01:04:01,011
GRILL IT,
BRING IT IN TO ME.
1676
01:04:15,286 --> 01:04:17,157
WHO'S ON LINE 4?
1677
01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:19,856
I GOT IT.
1678
01:04:22,641 --> 01:04:24,208
HI, THERE.
1679
01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:26,688
NOTHING.
1680
01:04:26,732 --> 01:04:29,691
MAKING MONEY.
WHAT ELSE DO I DO?
1681
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:31,171
YEAH.
1682
01:04:31,215 --> 01:04:33,782
I'M WORKING
VERY, VERY HARD.
1683
01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:34,783
NOW THAT YOU CALLED,
1684
01:04:34,827 --> 01:04:37,482
IT'S GETTING HARDER
AND HARDER.
1685
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:39,963
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1686
01:04:40,006 --> 01:04:41,834
YOU'RE MAKING A SCULPTURE?
1687
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:42,879
YEAH?
1688
01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:44,924
YOU'RE WORKING
IN YOUR STUDIO. YEAH.
1689
01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:48,275
WHAT KIND OF SCULPTURE
YOU MAKING?
1690
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:50,799
YOU'RE MAKING A SCULPTURE
OF A HORSE,
1691
01:04:50,843 --> 01:04:52,366
AND YOU WROTE THE WORD
HORSE ALL OVER IT?
1692
01:04:52,410 --> 01:04:55,021
THAT'S VERY CONCEPTUAL,
YVETTE.
1693
01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:56,849
HMM?
1694
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,024
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I SOUND BORED?
1695
01:04:58,068 --> 01:04:59,330
I'M NOT BORED AT ALL.
1696
01:04:59,373 --> 01:05:01,680
I LOVE TALKING ABOUT
YOUR ART, YVETTE.
1697
01:05:01,723 --> 01:05:04,291
YVETTE, I LOVE TALKING
ABOUT--
1698
01:05:04,335 --> 01:05:05,727
I WAS JUST TELLING
SOMEBODY 5 MINUTES AGO
1699
01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:06,946
WHAT A WONDERFUL ART
YOU HAVE.
1700
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:10,123
YVETTE? YVETTE, CAN I
TELL YOU SOMETHING?
1701
01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:12,517
IF YOU WERE 100 YEARS OLD,
1702
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,822
AND YOU WERE AS UGLY
AS A CLOCK,
1703
01:05:13,866 --> 01:05:15,607
I WOULD STILL LOVE YOU,
AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
1704
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:18,653
BECAUSE I LOVE YOUR ART,
THAT'S WHY.
1705
01:05:18,697 --> 01:05:21,178
OF COURSE, I MEAN IT.
1706
01:05:21,221 --> 01:05:22,962
OF COURSE, I MEAN IT.
1707
01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,703
YOU SAY THESE THINGS TO ME,
1708
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:25,922
AND YOU GET ME ALL UPSET.
1709
01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,184
I'M GONNA HAVE TO
COME OVER THERE LATER ON.
1710
01:05:27,227 --> 01:05:28,968
I'M GONNA BE ALL FULL
OF THESE WEIRD FEELINGS.
1711
01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:30,622
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M GONNA DO.
1712
01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:31,884
I MET HAVE TO LIKE,
1713
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:34,626
GIVE YOU A NICE LITTLE
SPANKING ON YOUR BOTTOM.
1714
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:41,285
OH, YEAH?
1715
01:05:42,025 --> 01:05:43,374
WHAT ELSE YOU GONNA DO?
1716
01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,767
ALL OVER MY BODY?
1717
01:05:45,811 --> 01:05:47,247
OOH, THAT WOULD HURT.
1718
01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:49,989
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE
ALL THIS ATTENTION?
1719
01:05:50,033 --> 01:05:53,340
I AM A PRETTY NICE GUY,
AREN'T I?
1720
01:05:53,384 --> 01:05:56,517
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
1721
01:05:57,170 --> 01:05:59,433
I LOVE YOU, TOO, YVETTE.
1722
01:05:59,825 --> 01:06:01,740
YVETTE, WHEN I SAY
FROM ME TO YOU,
1723
01:06:01,783 --> 01:06:03,960
I LOVE YOU,
I MEAN I LOVE YOU.
1724
01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:05,918
NO ONE IN THE WORLD
KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS
1725
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,006
TO SAY I LOVE YOU
1726
01:06:07,050 --> 01:06:08,138
THE WAY THAT I MEAN
I LOVE YOU,
1727
01:06:08,181 --> 01:06:11,010
WHEN I SAY, FROM ME TO YOU,
I LOVE YOU.
1728
01:06:11,054 --> 01:06:12,098
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THE WORLD
1729
01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:13,317
HAS EVER LOVED
THE WAY THAT I'M LOVING
1730
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,187
WHEN I LOVE YOU.
1731
01:06:14,231 --> 01:06:16,189
MY LIFE WOULD HAVE
NO MEANING
1732
01:06:16,233 --> 01:06:18,322
IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU.
1733
01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:20,063
OF COURSE, I MEAN IT.
1734
01:06:20,106 --> 01:06:23,936
OF COURSE, I MEAN IT.
WOULD I LIE TO YOU?
1735
01:06:25,024 --> 01:06:25,938
LISTEN, YVETTE, MY BOSS
1736
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,070
JUST CAME RUNNING
IN THE OFFICE.
1737
01:06:27,113 --> 01:06:28,158
HE'S GOT A BIG BUNCH
OF PAPERS.
1738
01:06:28,201 --> 01:06:29,637
YELLING AT ME,
EVERYTHING'S CRAZY HERE.
1739
01:06:29,681 --> 01:06:32,684
WHEN AM I GONNA SEE YOU,
AROUND 6:00 TONIGHT?
1740
01:06:32,727 --> 01:06:33,859
OVER AT THE LOFT?
1741
01:06:33,902 --> 01:06:36,601
OK. MAKE A BIG BUNCH
OF SCULPTURES FOR ME.
1742
01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:37,558
ALL RIGHT?
1743
01:06:37,602 --> 01:06:39,386
ALL RIGHT. CIAO TO YOU TOO.
1744
01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:41,954
ALL RIGHT. OK.
1745
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,913
[SMOOCHING SOUNDS]
1746
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:47,046
DIANE! CUT THE FOOD,,
CUT THE COFFEE.
1747
01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:48,830
BRING IN MAALOX
AND A SHOESHINE BOY.
1748
01:06:48,874 --> 01:06:50,658
HOLD MY CALLS. THANK YOU.
1749
01:06:50,702 --> 01:06:54,836
[APPLAUSE]
1750
01:07:05,630 --> 01:07:07,240
JERRY?
1751
01:07:07,284 --> 01:07:10,461
JERRY, I'M OUT
IN THE BACKYARD.
1752
01:07:10,504 --> 01:07:12,071
I'M OUT IN
THE BACKYARD HERE.
1753
01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,986
COME OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
1754
01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:17,729
OH...
1755
01:07:19,426 --> 01:07:21,602
EVERY TIME I HAVE
THE FRIED CALAMARI
1756
01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:22,647
WITH THE HOT SAUCE,
1757
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,997
I FEEL LIKE
I'M GONNA BLOW UP.
1758
01:07:25,911 --> 01:07:27,608
OH...
1759
01:07:30,133 --> 01:07:32,091
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1760
01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:34,702
OLYMPIC SIZE. OLYMPIC SIZE.
1761
01:07:34,746 --> 01:07:36,052
I SAYS TO THE GUY
WHO SELLS THE POOLS,
1762
01:07:36,095 --> 01:07:38,489
I SAYS GIVE ME THE BIGGEST,
THE BEST POOL YOU GOT.
1763
01:07:38,532 --> 01:07:39,490
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS.
1764
01:07:39,533 --> 01:07:41,927
I GOT A MOTTO, JIMMY.
VERY SIMPLE.
1765
01:07:41,970 --> 01:07:43,059
TAKE CARE OF LUXURIES,
1766
01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:46,105
THE NECESSITIES
TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
1767
01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:48,847
YOU ONLY GO AROUND
ONCE IN THIS LIFE.
1768
01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:51,806
YOU GOTTA GRAB
ALL THE GUSTO YOU CAN.
1769
01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,199
HUH?
1770
01:07:53,243 --> 01:07:55,288
I DON'T KNOW.
1771
01:07:55,332 --> 01:07:57,160
HUNDRED GRAND MAYBE.
1772
01:07:57,203 --> 01:07:58,204
IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
1773
01:07:58,248 --> 01:08:00,337
IT'S LIKE WHEN I WAS
BUYING ME A BMW.
1774
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,339
I COULD'VE BOUGHT A 750,
1775
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:04,384
OR I COULD'VE SAVED
A LITTLE MONEY
1776
01:08:04,428 --> 01:08:05,429
AND BOUGHT A 535.
1777
01:08:05,472 --> 01:08:07,431
BUT I THINKS TO MYSELF,
I BUY A 535,
1778
01:08:07,474 --> 01:08:10,260
I'M OUT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE HIGHWAY SOMEPLACE,
1779
01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:12,088
750 PASSES ME,
1780
01:08:12,131 --> 01:08:13,132
I'M GONNA GET PISSED OFF.
1781
01:08:13,176 --> 01:08:15,656
ANOTHER 800 OR 900
BUCKS A MONTH,
1782
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:17,441
WHY WASTE THE AGGRAVATION?
1783
01:08:17,484 --> 01:08:19,269
BUY THE 750.
1784
01:08:20,792 --> 01:08:22,576
YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF
A BMW, JIMMY.
1785
01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:25,144
THROW AWAY THAT SHITBOX
YOU DRIVE AROUND IN.
1786
01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:26,276
EMBARRASSING.
1787
01:08:26,319 --> 01:08:27,320
HUH?
1788
01:08:27,364 --> 01:08:28,191
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT?
1789
01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:29,844
OF COURSE YOU CAN AFFORD IT.
1790
01:08:29,888 --> 01:08:31,194
DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP.
1791
01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:32,325
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU, JIMMY?
1792
01:08:32,369 --> 01:08:34,588
AND I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE HELPFUL HERE.
1793
01:08:34,632 --> 01:08:35,850
YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP.
1794
01:08:35,894 --> 01:08:37,200
THE ONLY THING STOPPING YOU
1795
01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:39,027
FROM HAVING
THE CAR OF YOUR DREAMS,
1796
01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:40,246
IS FEAR.
1797
01:08:40,290 --> 01:08:42,335
YOU'RE AFRAID TO HAVE,
YOU'RE AFRAID TO OWN.
1798
01:08:42,379 --> 01:08:43,293
YOU'RE AFRAID TO LIVE.
1799
01:08:43,336 --> 01:08:45,208
HOW MUCH YOU MAKING
NOW A YEAR?
1800
01:08:45,251 --> 01:08:47,210
19 GRAND A YEAR?
1801
01:08:47,253 --> 01:08:48,124
22 GRAND A YEAR?
1802
01:08:48,167 --> 01:08:52,563
GO GET YOURSELF A BMW.
COME ON.
1803
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,087
YOU GOTTA LIVE, JIMMY.
YOU GOTTA LIVE.
1804
01:08:55,131 --> 01:08:56,088
YOU DON'T LIVE, YOU'RE DEAD.
1805
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,785
THAT'S WHAT LIFE
IS ALL ABOUT.
1806
01:08:57,829 --> 01:08:58,786
LIVING.
1807
01:08:58,830 --> 01:09:00,223
I WANT TO BUY SOMETHING,
I BUY IT.
1808
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:03,226
I WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE,
I GO THERE.
1809
01:09:03,704 --> 01:09:05,184
SEE THIS CIGAR HERE?
1810
01:09:05,228 --> 01:09:06,707
THIS IS A HAVANA CIGAR.
1811
01:09:06,751 --> 01:09:08,840
WHY DO I SMOKE
HAVANA CIGARS?
1812
01:09:08,883 --> 01:09:11,190
BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST
CIGAR, THAT'S WHY.
1813
01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:12,757
I COULD SMOKE
SOMETHING ELSE.
1814
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,193
I COULD SAVE MYSELF
15 BUCKS A POP.
1815
01:09:14,237 --> 01:09:15,803
I COULD SMOKE SOMETHING ELSE.
1816
01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:17,457
WHY SHOULD I? WHY SHOULD I?
1817
01:09:17,501 --> 01:09:19,590
SO SOMEBODY ELSE
CAN SMOKE THIS CIGAR?
1818
01:09:19,633 --> 01:09:21,461
FUCK HIM. IT'S MY CIGAR.
1819
01:09:21,505 --> 01:09:23,507
I'M SMOKING IT.
1820
01:09:23,550 --> 01:09:26,162
IT'S MY LIFE, IT'S MY CIGAR.
1821
01:09:26,205 --> 01:09:28,338
I EXERCISE NOW.
1822
01:09:28,381 --> 01:09:29,252
I'M ALIVE.
1823
01:09:29,295 --> 01:09:30,253
I COME OUT HERE
EVERY MORNING.
1824
01:09:30,296 --> 01:09:31,819
WE GOT THE NICE
SWIMMING POOL HERE.
1825
01:09:31,863 --> 01:09:33,256
I CAME OUT EVERY MORNING.
7 AM.
1826
01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:35,693
I JUMP IN THE POOL.
I SWIM A WHOLE LAP.
1827
01:09:35,736 --> 01:09:37,347
THEN I COME BACK
IN THE HOUSE.
1828
01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:38,435
I HAVE A NICE BREAKFAST.
1829
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,263
I HAVE A HEALTHY BREAKFAST.
1830
01:09:40,306 --> 01:09:41,525
THAT, UM...
THOSE OAT BRAN MUFFINS.
1831
01:09:41,568 --> 01:09:43,396
I HAVE 5 OR 6
OAT BRAN MUFFINS.
1832
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:45,268
SCRAMBLED EGGS,
BACON, SAUSAGE.
1833
01:09:45,311 --> 01:09:47,095
NICE POT OF BLACK COFFEE.
1834
01:09:47,139 --> 01:09:49,968
I'M ALIVE, JIMMY.
I'M ALIVE.
1835
01:09:50,403 --> 01:09:51,926
I'M 51 YEARS OLD.
1836
01:09:51,970 --> 01:09:54,233
I STILL MAKE LOVE
TO MY WIFE
1837
01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:55,321
LIKE IT'S OUR
WEDDING NIGHT.
1838
01:09:55,365 --> 01:09:56,931
I KNOW GUYS
10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.
1839
01:09:56,975 --> 01:09:58,150
THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW
THEY GOT A DICK.
1840
01:09:58,194 --> 01:10:00,065
THEY'RE IN THE SHOWER
IN THE MORNING.
1841
01:10:00,108 --> 01:10:01,501
SUDSING THEMSELVES UP.
1842
01:10:01,545 --> 01:10:03,024
♪ LA LA LA LA LA
1843
01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:04,504
OH!
1844
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:05,549
WHAT'S THAT?
1845
01:10:05,592 --> 01:10:07,159
THEY THINK IT'S A GROWTH
1846
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,161
STICKING OUT OF
THEIR BODY THERE.
1847
01:10:21,217 --> 01:10:22,696
SEE OVER THERE.
1848
01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:24,002
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS?
1849
01:10:24,045 --> 01:10:25,786
THAT'S A GAZEBO.
1850
01:10:25,830 --> 01:10:26,831
GUY THAT SOLD ME THE POOL,
1851
01:10:26,874 --> 01:10:28,311
HE SAYS,
YOU GOTTA HAVE A GAZEBO
1852
01:10:28,354 --> 01:10:29,225
IF YOU GET A SWIMMING POOL.
1853
01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:31,270
THAT'S THE BEST ONE
THEY MAKE.
1854
01:10:31,314 --> 01:10:32,402
COST ME $6500.
1855
01:10:32,445 --> 01:10:34,969
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
1856
01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:43,413
SEE, JIMMY...
1857
01:10:43,456 --> 01:10:46,285
PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT
I'M SAYING HERE.
1858
01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:47,634
VITO SCIPOLETTI.
1859
01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:49,984
VITO SCIPOLETTI. HE NEVER
DID NOTHING IN HIS LIFE.
1860
01:10:50,028 --> 01:10:52,160
HE NEVER SMOKED.
HE NEVER DRANK.
1861
01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:53,510
HE NEVER CHASED SKIRTS.
HE NEVER GAMBLED.
1862
01:10:53,553 --> 01:10:55,381
HE NEVER WALKED
WHEN IT SAYS DON'T WALK.
1863
01:10:55,425 --> 01:10:56,861
YOU KNOW WHERE HE IS TODAY
1864
01:10:56,904 --> 01:10:58,210
WITH ALL HIS MONEY
IN THE BANK?
1865
01:10:58,254 --> 01:10:59,342
HE'S THE GUY YOU SEE
1866
01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:00,560
STANDING IN FRONT OF
THE OLD CANDY STORE.
1867
01:11:00,604 --> 01:11:02,475
FROM 9:00 IN THE MORNING
TILL 9:00 AT NIGHT,
1868
01:11:02,519 --> 01:11:03,694
READING THE NEWSPAPER.
1869
01:11:03,737 --> 01:11:05,609
HE LIVED HIS LIFE SO GOOD,
HE FORGOT TO LIVE.
1870
01:11:05,652 --> 01:11:07,263
WHAT'S THE POINT
OF LIVING LIKE THAT?
1871
01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:08,176
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD.
1872
01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,265
JIMMY, THEY TELL YOU,
1873
01:11:09,308 --> 01:11:11,963
CIGARS TAKE 3 YEARS
OFF YOUR LIFE.
1874
01:11:12,006 --> 01:11:15,227
WHAT 3 YEARS?
WHAT 3 YEARS?
1875
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,011
'86 - '89?
1876
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:19,144
WHO NEEDS THEM?
GIVE ME THE CIGARS.
1877
01:11:19,187 --> 01:11:22,016
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
1878
01:11:26,891 --> 01:11:28,632
OH...
1879
01:11:31,374 --> 01:11:32,375
I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD
1880
01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:36,248
THAT SECOND PIECE
OF CHOCOLATE CAKE.
1881
01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,206
OH...
1882
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:40,644
SEE, JIMMY, THERE'S PEOPLE
ALL OVER THE WORLD
1883
01:11:40,687 --> 01:11:41,514
STARVING TO DEATH.
1884
01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:44,082
IN AFRICA, IN ASIA,
ARMENIA.
1885
01:11:44,125 --> 01:11:45,605
THEY JUST SIT IN THE DIRT
ALL DAY LONG.
1886
01:11:45,649 --> 01:11:46,606
THEY GOT NOTHING.
1887
01:11:46,650 --> 01:11:48,042
THEY DON'T HAVE A POT
TO PISS IN.
1888
01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:49,348
YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE PEOPLE
DO ALL DAY LONG
1889
01:11:49,392 --> 01:11:51,219
WHEN THEY'RE SITTING THERE?
1890
01:11:51,263 --> 01:11:52,395
THEY DREAM.
1891
01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:54,353
WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE
TO LIVE IN AMERICA.
1892
01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:56,790
HAVE A HOUSE, HAVE A CAR.
1893
01:11:56,834 --> 01:11:58,314
HAVE A SWIMMING POOL.
1894
01:11:58,357 --> 01:12:01,926
I CAN'T LET THOSE
POOR PEOPLE DOWN, JIMMY.
1895
01:12:01,969 --> 01:12:04,407
I'M HERE, I'M LIVING IT.
1896
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:05,364
I MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY IT.
1897
01:12:05,408 --> 01:12:07,323
I REMEMBERING READING
A MAGAZINE
1898
01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:08,498
ABOUT A RESORT IN HAWAII
1899
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:09,934
WHERE YOU CAN SWIM
WITH THE DOLPHINS.
1900
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:11,152
BANGO, I'M THERE.
1901
01:12:11,196 --> 01:12:13,111
THEY MAKE A NEW CASINO
DOWN IN ATLANTIC CITY,
1902
01:12:13,154 --> 01:12:14,852
I'M THERE THE FIRST DAY
IT OPENS.
1903
01:12:14,895 --> 01:12:16,593
THEY MAKE A NEW TV SET
1904
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:18,377
10 FEET WIDE,
2 STORIES HIGH,
1905
01:12:18,421 --> 01:12:19,378
I BUY IT.
1906
01:12:19,422 --> 01:12:21,685
'CAUSE I'M ALIVE, JIMMY.
I'M ALIVE.
1907
01:12:21,728 --> 01:12:22,555
IT'S MY LIFE.
1908
01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:23,556
I DON'T LIVE IT,
WHO'S GONNA?
1909
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:25,993
I'M GONNA LIVE
UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.
1910
01:12:26,037 --> 01:12:28,169
THEN I CAN REST.
1911
01:12:30,302 --> 01:12:31,521
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU NEED, JIMMY?
1912
01:12:31,564 --> 01:12:35,220
YOU NEED TO SWIM IN MY
NEW SWIMMING POOL HERE.
1913
01:12:35,263 --> 01:12:36,395
COME ON, PUT ON YOUR TRUNKS,
1914
01:12:36,439 --> 01:12:38,179
AND JUMP IN THE WATER.
GO GET YOUR TRUNKS.
1915
01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:39,311
COME ON. SNAP OUT OF IT.
1916
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,139
JUMP IN THIS WATER, JIMMY.
1917
01:12:41,182 --> 01:12:44,142
THIS WATER'S NOT COLD.
1918
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:46,492
THIS WATER'S NOT COLD.
1919
01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:49,843
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1920
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,720
[APPLAUSE]
1921
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:07,339
I WANT TO BE NORMAL
1922
01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,427
JUST TO GET RID
OF THE GUY.
1923
01:13:08,471 --> 01:13:09,863
DON'T LEAVE ME OUT.
COME ON.
1924
01:13:09,907 --> 01:13:11,082
GOTTA BE MORE TO LIFE
1925
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:11,952
THAN WORRYING ABOUT
THE PRICE OF CIGARETTES.
1926
01:13:11,996 --> 01:13:13,476
WHAT'S ON TV.
GETTING A JOB.
1927
01:13:13,519 --> 01:13:14,390
I KNOW ALL ABOUT NORMALCY.
1928
01:13:14,433 --> 01:13:17,262
DON'T TELL ME
ABOUT NORMALCY.
1929
01:13:17,305 --> 01:13:18,872
I WANT TO DRIVE
A STATION WAGON
1930
01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,265
WITH A BUNCH OF KIDS
IN THE BACK SEAT
1931
01:13:20,308 --> 01:13:21,397
SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS.
1932
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,311
I WANT TO GO
TO THE SUPERMARKET
1933
01:13:23,355 --> 01:13:24,356
AND COMPARE PRICES.
1934
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,836
I WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT
WHILE I SLEEP.
1935
01:13:25,879 --> 01:13:27,446
I WANNA BUY LIFE INSURANCE.
1936
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,448
I WANT TO WEAR PAJAMAS
AND A BATHROBE.
1937
01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:31,319
SNEAK INTO THE KITCHEN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
1938
01:13:31,363 --> 01:13:32,364
STEAL A DRUMSTICK.
1939
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,105
HAVE A CONVERSATION
WITH MY DOG
1940
01:13:34,148 --> 01:13:35,541
ABOUT HIS NUTRITION.
1941
01:13:35,585 --> 01:13:37,630
MAYBE JUST ORDER SOMETHING
FROM THE LL BEAN CATALOGUE.
1942
01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:39,763
NICE DOWN PARKA MAYBE.
FLANNEL SHIRT.
1943
01:13:39,806 --> 01:13:40,981
SOMETHING IN CORDUROY.
1944
01:13:41,025 --> 01:13:41,895
I KNOW ALL ABOUT NORMALCY.
1945
01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:43,549
DON'T TELL ME
ABOUT NORMALCY.
1946
01:13:43,593 --> 01:13:45,421
I WANT TO YELL AT MY WIFE
1947
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:46,857
FOR GOING ON
A SPENDING SPREE.
1948
01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:48,336
I WANT TO HELP MY KIDS
WITH THEIR GRADES.
1949
01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:50,513
I WANT TO ORDER
MY HAMBURGER MY WAY.
1950
01:13:50,556 --> 01:13:54,342
I WANT TO DONATE MONEY
TO IMPOVERISHED MINORITIES.
1951
01:13:54,386 --> 01:13:56,693
IT'S GONNA
COST MONEY YOU KNOW.
1952
01:13:56,736 --> 01:13:58,999
BEING NORMAL IS EXPENSIVE.
1953
01:13:59,043 --> 01:14:00,174
THERE WAS THIS RAT
1954
01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:01,437
SCRATCHING OUTSIDE MY WALL
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1955
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,482
IT WAS LIKE THE SCRATCHING
INSIDE MY HEAD.
1956
01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:05,832
AND I SAID, WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT ONE MINUTE.
1957
01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:08,444
I'M WHITE, I'M AMERICAN,
I'M MALE.
1958
01:14:08,487 --> 01:14:09,880
I SHOULD BE DOING
BETTER THAN THIS.
1959
01:14:09,923 --> 01:14:12,404
OZZIE AND HARRIET DIDN'T
HAVE RATS IN THE WALL.
1960
01:14:12,448 --> 01:14:14,537
THERE WERE NO ROACHES
IN THE BEAVER'S ROOM.
1961
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:15,712
EVEN MR. ED HAD HEAT.
1962
01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,453
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
1963
01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:19,019
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
1964
01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:21,326
RAT KEPT SCRATCHING,
AND I REALIZED SOMETHING.
1965
01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:22,240
TIMES HAVE CHANGED.
1966
01:14:22,283 --> 01:14:23,546
IT'S A RACE
TO THE DEATH NOW.
1967
01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:24,590
ANYONE WAITING AROUND
1968
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:25,504
FOR THE GOOD TIMES
TO COME IS A FOOL.
1969
01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:26,679
ANYONE THAT THINKS
PLAYING FAIR
1970
01:14:26,723 --> 01:14:27,811
WILL GET YOU ANYWHERE
IS BLIND.
1971
01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:29,682
SO SAY, WAIT A MINUTE,
WAIT A MINUTE.
1972
01:14:29,726 --> 01:14:30,814
CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
1973
01:14:30,857 --> 01:14:32,424
YOU'RE GETTING ALL
EXCITED ABOUT NOTHING.
1974
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:34,252
SURE YOU'RE POOR.
YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
1975
01:14:34,295 --> 01:14:35,906
YOU HAVE AN ARTISTIC
SENSIBILITY.
1976
01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:37,777
ARTISTS ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE POOR.
1977
01:14:37,821 --> 01:14:40,432
THE RAT SCRATCH VOICE
INSIDE MY HEAD
1978
01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:41,520
SAID, FUCK THAT.
1979
01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:43,522
I WANT TO BE RICH,
I WANT TO BE FAMOUS,
1980
01:14:43,566 --> 01:14:44,523
THESE ARE NORMAL DESIRES
1981
01:14:44,567 --> 01:14:45,872
WHICH SHOULD NOT
BE THWARTED.
1982
01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:47,657
IF YOU THWART THEM,
IF YOU REPRESS THEM,
1983
01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,788
YOU GET CANCER.
1984
01:14:48,832 --> 01:14:50,137
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
1985
01:14:50,181 --> 01:14:52,488
SHIT, MAN. LOOK AT ME.
FAME IS WHAT COUNTS.
1986
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:53,619
FAME WITH MONEY.
1987
01:14:53,663 --> 01:14:55,665
ANY JERK CAN GO TO
THE TOP OF SOME TOWER
1988
01:14:55,708 --> 01:14:56,796
WITH A SCOPE RIFLE
1989
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:57,971
AND START SHOOTING
AT PEOPLE.
1990
01:14:58,015 --> 01:14:59,843
THAT'S SHITTY FAME.
I WANT THE GOOD KIND.
1991
01:14:59,886 --> 01:15:01,148
THE KIND
WITH LOTS OF MONEY.
1992
01:15:01,192 --> 01:15:02,541
ANY SLOB CAN WIN
THE LOTTERY.
1993
01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:03,890
IT TAKES SKILL AND BRAINS
TO GET THE FAME
1994
01:15:03,934 --> 01:15:05,283
AND THE MONEY
AT THE SAME TIME.
1995
01:15:05,326 --> 01:15:06,502
THAT'S SUCCESS, MAN.
1996
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,112
YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE STOP,
THEY LOOK AT YOU,
1997
01:15:08,155 --> 01:15:09,417
THEY POINT AT YOU AND SAY,
SEE THAT GUY?
1998
01:15:09,461 --> 01:15:12,725
LOOK AT HIM, ADMIRE HIM,
AND GIVE HIM THEIR MONEY
1999
01:15:12,769 --> 01:15:14,771
AT THE SAME TIME.
2000
01:15:15,815 --> 01:15:18,905
I HEARD THAT THIS ONE GUY
MADE OVER $400 MILLION.
2001
01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:22,256
$400 MILLION. THINK OF IT.
2002
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,519
I'D BE HAPPY WITH
$40 MILLION.
2003
01:15:23,562 --> 01:15:25,303
PEOPLE WOULD THINK I WAS
JUST AS SUCCESSFUL
2004
01:15:25,346 --> 01:15:26,391
AS THAT OTHER GUY.
2005
01:15:26,434 --> 01:15:27,566
I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE
WHAT THEY THOUGHT.
2006
01:15:27,610 --> 01:15:28,828
I WOULDN'T TELL THEM
HOW MUCH MONEY I HAD.
2007
01:15:28,872 --> 01:15:30,569
I'D RIDE AROUND
IN A STRETCH LIMOUSINE.
2008
01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:32,092
AND I'D HAVE A GREAT BIG
GIANT HOUSE.
2009
01:15:32,136 --> 01:15:33,354
I'D STAY IN IT
ALL THE TIME.
2010
01:15:33,398 --> 01:15:34,704
I'D HAVE A DARK ROOM
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOUSE
2011
01:15:34,747 --> 01:15:36,619
WITH A BIG TRENCH AROUND IT
FILLED WITH PIT BULLS.
2012
01:15:36,662 --> 01:15:38,490
A TV SET WITH
REMOTE CONTROL,
2013
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:39,404
A CHAIR THAT TILTED BACK
2014
01:15:39,447 --> 01:15:40,666
AND A BIG BOWL
OF POTATO CHIPS.
2015
01:15:40,710 --> 01:15:42,407
I'D JUST STAY THERE
ALL THE TIME AND WATCH TV.
2016
01:15:42,450 --> 01:15:44,540
OR MAYBE I'LL HAVE
A BIG BATHTUB,
2017
01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:46,498
AND I'LL FILL IT
WITH BUBBLE BATH.
2018
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,543
AND I'D STAY IN IT ALL DAY
2019
01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:49,501
LIKE AL PACINO
IN SCARFACE,
2020
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:50,589
AND SMOKE CIGARS.
2021
01:15:50,633 --> 01:15:51,459
BUT NO SEX.
2022
01:15:51,503 --> 01:15:53,287
AND NO DRUGS.
TOO DANGEROUS.
2023
01:15:53,331 --> 01:15:54,767
GIVE THE MONEY, THE FOOD,
THE TV SETS,
2024
01:15:54,811 --> 01:15:56,377
AND A GUN SO I CAN SHOOT
THE TV SET
2025
01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:59,511
WHEN SOMEBODY COMES ON
I DON'T LIKE.
2026
01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:02,558
I HATE PEOPLE THAT GET
IN THE WAY
2027
01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:03,907
OF A GOOD TIME.
2028
01:16:03,950 --> 01:16:05,430
JUST WHEN EVERYTHING'S
GETTING GOOD,
2029
01:16:05,473 --> 01:16:06,605
THEY WANT SOMETHING
FROM YOU.
2030
01:16:06,649 --> 01:16:07,563
AND I WANT YOU ALL
TO LOVE ME.
2031
01:16:07,606 --> 01:16:08,912
EVEN THOUGH I HATE
ALL OF YOU.
2032
01:16:08,955 --> 01:16:10,566
JUST TO CONFIRM
MY DEEP SEATED FEELINGS
2033
01:16:10,609 --> 01:16:13,612
ARE ALL SCUM COMPARED
TO MY BENEFICENCE.
2034
01:16:15,658 --> 01:16:16,702
JUST JOKING, JUST JOKING.
2035
01:16:16,746 --> 01:16:18,095
DON'T GET ALL EXCITED.
2036
01:16:18,138 --> 01:16:19,618
IF YOU GET EXCITED,
JUST LOVE ME.
2037
01:16:19,662 --> 01:16:20,663
TELL ME I'M GREAT
AND PAY ME,
2038
01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:21,881
AND THEN WE'LL BE EVEN
2039
01:16:21,925 --> 01:16:24,318
FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU GAVE ME
2040
01:16:24,362 --> 01:16:25,885
IN MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE.
2041
01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:27,495
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL
THINKING.
2042
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:28,496
WHAT A JERK.
2043
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,410
ALL HE DOES
IS TALK ABOUT HIMSELF.
2044
01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:31,543
YEAH? WHAT DO YOU DO?
2045
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:33,589
LISTEN.
2046
01:16:33,632 --> 01:16:34,981
I WAS WRONG
WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
2047
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:36,374
I NEVER REALLY GOT
WHAT I WANTED.
2048
01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,505
YOU GOT IN THE WAY.
2049
01:16:37,549 --> 01:16:39,072
NOW IT'S TIME
TO EVEN THE SCORE.
2050
01:16:39,116 --> 01:16:39,986
EVEN IF I TELL YOU
MY PLANS,
2051
01:16:40,030 --> 01:16:41,205
YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO STOP ME.
2052
01:16:41,248 --> 01:16:42,206
SO RICH AND POWERFUL,
NOBODY WILL TOUCH ME.
2053
01:16:42,249 --> 01:16:43,686
THOSE RICH FUCKS
WHO LORDED OVER ME.
2054
01:16:43,729 --> 01:16:44,861
THOSE MUSCULAR JOCKS
2055
01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:46,123
WHO KEEP SAYING
TO MY FACE.
2056
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,690
ALL THOSE BIG BOOBED
BLONDIES WHO LAUGHED AT ME
2057
01:16:47,733 --> 01:16:48,952
WHEN I ASKED THEM FOR DATES.
2058
01:16:48,995 --> 01:16:50,954
ALL THOSE PARSIMONIOUS,
PATERNAL, PATRONIZING
2059
01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:52,085
ADMINISTRATORS AT SCHOOL
2060
01:16:52,129 --> 01:16:54,131
AND THE IRS,
AND THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE,
2061
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:55,393
YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY.
2062
01:16:55,436 --> 01:16:56,699
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT
I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU.
2063
01:16:56,742 --> 01:16:58,918
YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
TO BE REALLY, REALLY RICH?
2064
01:16:58,962 --> 01:17:00,180
YOU GO IN THE STORE,
2065
01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:01,834
AND THE JERK BEHIND
THE COUNTER
2066
01:17:01,878 --> 01:17:03,227
STARTS SMIRKING AT YOU
2067
01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:04,402
BECAUSE HE THINKS
YOU CAN'T AFFORD
2068
01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:05,708
THE MOST EXPENSIVE WATCH
IN THE CASE.
2069
01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,623
YOU KNOW THAT LOOK
THEY GIVE YOU?
2070
01:17:07,666 --> 01:17:08,798
THEY HUMOR YOU.
2071
01:17:08,841 --> 01:17:10,321
"YES, SIR, MAY I
HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?"
2072
01:17:10,364 --> 01:17:11,452
DOESN'T WANT TO HELP ME.
2073
01:17:11,496 --> 01:17:12,628
DOESN'T WANT TO
HELP ANYBODY.
2074
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:13,716
JUST WANTS TO LAUGH AT ME
AFTER I'M GONE.
2075
01:17:13,759 --> 01:17:15,674
WON'T SHOW ME THE WATCH.
2076
01:17:15,718 --> 01:17:16,893
WON'T TAKE IT
OUT OF THE CASE.
2077
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:18,634
WON'T EVEN TELL ME THE PRICE
WHEN I MAKE IT,
2078
01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:19,678
YOU CAN HELP ME.
2079
01:17:19,722 --> 01:17:20,810
SO I'M GONNA COME BACK
TO YOUR STORE.
2080
01:17:20,853 --> 01:17:21,898
I'M NOT GONNA BUY
ONE OF THOSE WATCHES.
2081
01:17:21,941 --> 01:17:22,986
I'M NOT GONNA BUY
10 OF YOUR WATCHES.
2082
01:17:23,029 --> 01:17:24,204
I'M GONNA BUY
THE WHOLE STORE,
2083
01:17:24,248 --> 01:17:25,641
AND I'M GONNA FIRE
YOUR SKINNY ASS
2084
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:26,642
FOR LAUGHING AT ME.
2085
01:17:26,685 --> 01:17:27,730
I'M GONNA FIND OUT
WHERE YOU LIVE.
2086
01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:29,035
I'M GONNA BUY
YOUR APARTMENT BUILDING.
2087
01:17:29,079 --> 01:17:30,254
HAVE YOU EVICTED.
2088
01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:31,559
YOU'LL BE ONE MORE PATHETIC
HOMELESS PERSON
2089
01:17:31,603 --> 01:17:32,560
WANDERING THE STREETS
2090
01:17:32,604 --> 01:17:35,868
IN A STATE
OF PERMANENT DEPRESSION.
2091
01:17:35,912 --> 01:17:38,044
OR THOSE THUGS
WHO PUSH INTO YOU
2092
01:17:38,088 --> 01:17:39,263
WHEN YOU WALK IN THE STREET.
2093
01:17:39,306 --> 01:17:40,743
THEY PUSH INTO YOU,
DON'T SAY THEY'RE SORRY,
2094
01:17:40,786 --> 01:17:41,831
OR NOTHING. WHY?
2095
01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:42,745
BECAUSE THEY THINK
I'M AFRAID OF THEM.
2096
01:17:42,788 --> 01:17:43,920
THEY THINK I WON'T
FIGHT BACK.
2097
01:17:43,963 --> 01:17:45,617
WHEN I MAKE IT,
I'LL GET SOME BODYGUARDS.
2098
01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,923
THEY'RE GONNA
FOLLOW ME AROUND.
2099
01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:49,186
SOMEBODY PUSHES INTO ME,
I'LL STEP ASIDE,
2100
01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:51,275
THERE WILL BE MY BOY
WITH THE SOCK OF MARBLES
2101
01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:53,277
OR THE STRAIGHT RAZOR,
OR THE 38.
2102
01:17:53,320 --> 01:17:54,452
THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT HIT THEM.
2103
01:17:54,495 --> 01:17:56,628
THEY'LL BE
ON THE GROUND BLEEDING
2104
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,064
WITH THE GLAZED EYES.
2105
01:17:58,108 --> 01:18:00,240
I'LL JUST LEAN OVER THEM,
AND I'LL GO,
2106
01:18:00,284 --> 01:18:02,634
EXCUSE ME.
2107
01:18:02,678 --> 01:18:04,636
[LAUGHING]
2108
01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:08,684
THINK I SHOULD BE
ASHAMED OF MYSELF?
2109
01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:09,772
I HAVE NO GUILT.
2110
01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:11,904
BECAUSE I AM NOT A MAN.
I AM A DOG.
2111
01:18:11,948 --> 01:18:13,993
[BARKING]
2112
01:18:14,559 --> 01:18:15,691
YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND
FASCINATING?
2113
01:18:15,734 --> 01:18:17,040
HUMAN NATURE.
THE NATURE OF HUMAN BEINGS.
2114
01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:18,650
WHAT THEY LIKE
AND DON'T LIKE.
2115
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:19,782
WHAT TURNS THEM ON AND OFF.
2116
01:18:19,825 --> 01:18:20,957
WHAT INCREDIBLE APPETITES
THEY HAVE.
2117
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,262
NIGHTLY, THEY STAY GLUED
TO THEIR TV SETS.
2118
01:18:22,306 --> 01:18:24,612
WATCHING SOME PINHEADED
NEWSCASTER GO ON AND ON
2119
01:18:24,656 --> 01:18:27,572
ABOUT TODAY'S GRUESOME
MURDER, OR VICIOUS RAPE.
2120
01:18:27,615 --> 01:18:29,356
THEY SIT THERE
AND SUCK UP TV DINNERS
2121
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,488
AND MUNCH ON POPCORN
2122
01:18:30,531 --> 01:18:31,968
WHILE THEY ABSORB
THE MINUTIAE
2123
01:18:32,011 --> 01:18:33,709
OF TODAY'S
MASSIVE MUDSLIDE
2124
01:18:33,752 --> 01:18:35,493
OR EXPLODING CHEMICAL PLANT.
2125
01:18:35,536 --> 01:18:36,799
"THOUSANDS DEAD AND DYING.
2126
01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:39,627
HUNDREDS BLINDED."
2127
01:18:39,671 --> 01:18:40,759
MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH.
2128
01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:41,673
CAROL, GET SOME MORE SALT
2129
01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:42,892
WHILE YOU'RE IN
THE KITCHEN.
2130
01:18:42,935 --> 01:18:45,633
HURRY UP. HANDS ARE STICKING
OUT OF THE MUD.
2131
01:18:45,677 --> 01:18:46,765
COME ON.
YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.
2132
01:18:46,809 --> 01:18:49,333
COMMERCIAL'S OVER.
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
2133
01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:51,422
AND THESE SAME PEOPLE
WATCH A PBS SPECIAL
2134
01:18:51,465 --> 01:18:52,945
ABOUT DOLPHINS,
AND THEY START CRYING.
2135
01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:55,861
THEY STAY UP LATE AND WATCH
AND OLD CHRISTMAS MOVIE
2136
01:18:55,905 --> 01:18:56,775
STARRING JIMMY STEWART
2137
01:18:56,819 --> 01:18:57,776
SITTING ON A BRIDGE
SOMEPLACE
2138
01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,169
ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
THEY GO BERSERK.
2139
01:18:59,212 --> 01:19:01,737
NEXT MORNING, THEY JUMP IN
THEIR SPORTY COMPACT CARS,
2140
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,086
THEY RACE EACH OTHER
ON THE HIGHWAY
2141
01:19:03,129 --> 01:19:04,827
WHILE THEY SING ALONG
WITH SOME ARDENT ROCK SINGER
2142
01:19:04,870 --> 01:19:07,612
GOING ON AND ON ABOUT
EMACIATED, DARK SKINNED
2143
01:19:07,655 --> 01:19:08,874
HOPELESS PEOPLE
TURNED TO DUNG
2144
01:19:08,918 --> 01:19:09,875
HALF A WORLD AWAY.
2145
01:19:09,919 --> 01:19:10,920
SO THEY FEEL SO GUILTY
ABOUT THAT,
2146
01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:11,964
THEY GO HOME,
WRITE A CHECK FOR $5,
2147
01:19:12,008 --> 01:19:13,705
MAIL IT OUT TO SOME
POST OFFICE BOX
2148
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:14,924
IN NEW YORK CITY,
2149
01:19:14,967 --> 01:19:16,099
THEY FEEL SO GOOD
ABOUT THAT.
2150
01:19:16,142 --> 01:19:17,404
THEY GO TO BED
WITH EACH OTHER.
2151
01:19:17,448 --> 01:19:18,623
THEY KISS, LICK, FONDLE.
2152
01:19:18,666 --> 01:19:19,798
THEY SUCK EACH OTHER.
2153
01:19:19,842 --> 01:19:21,321
THEY HOLD EACH OTHER
REALLY, REALLY TIGHT.
2154
01:19:21,365 --> 01:19:23,802
BECAUSE THEY
REALLY, REALLY CARE.
2155
01:19:23,846 --> 01:19:25,717
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
2156
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:36,772
I KNOW I'M NEGATIVE.
2157
01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,165
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
2158
01:19:42,473 --> 01:19:44,170
I KNOW I'M NOT A NICE GUY.
2159
01:19:44,214 --> 01:19:46,085
I KNOW YOU ALL HATE ME.
2160
01:19:46,129 --> 01:19:47,565
BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE
2161
01:19:47,608 --> 01:19:48,740
AT LEAST I REALIZE
THAT I'M A SHIT.
2162
01:19:48,784 --> 01:19:50,742
WITHIN A TINY FRAGMENT
OF TRUTH,
2163
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:51,961
I RESPECT MYSELF.
2164
01:19:52,004 --> 01:19:52,918
THAT'S WHY NORMALCY
2165
01:19:52,962 --> 01:19:53,963
IS SO FAR OUT OF MY REACH.
2166
01:19:54,006 --> 01:19:55,399
YOU SHOULDN'T BE BLIND
TO BE NORMAL.
2167
01:19:55,442 --> 01:19:56,574
YOU HAVE TO LIKE YOURSELF.
2168
01:19:56,617 --> 01:19:58,228
THE THOUGHT OF THAT IS SO
REPELLENT TO ME.
2169
01:19:58,271 --> 01:19:59,664
THAT I'M ECSTATIC TO BE
2170
01:19:59,707 --> 01:20:03,799
IN THE DEPRESSING PLACE
THAT I'M IN.
2171
01:20:03,842 --> 01:20:06,932
[APPLAUSE]
2172
01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:24,341
IT'S LIKE IF A TREE
FALLS IN THE FOREST,
2173
01:20:24,384 --> 01:20:27,866
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING, MAN?
2174
01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:29,999
IT'S LIKE IF EVERYBODY
ALREADY KNOWS EVERYTHING
2175
01:20:30,042 --> 01:20:31,174
THEN NOTHING MEANS ANYTHING.
2176
01:20:31,217 --> 01:20:32,653
EVERYTHING'S A CLICHEÉ.
2177
01:20:32,697 --> 01:20:36,179
THAT'S WHY I STOPPED
MAKING ART, MAN.
2178
01:20:36,222 --> 01:20:38,311
[INHALING]
2179
01:20:40,139 --> 01:20:42,272
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WORLD TODAY?
2180
01:20:42,315 --> 01:20:43,664
WHY EVERYTHING'S
SCREWED UP.
2181
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:46,363
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT IT?
2182
01:20:46,406 --> 01:20:47,581
[EXHALES]
2183
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:50,193
WE DON'T LIVE IN
A HUMAN WORLD ANYMORE, MAN.
2184
01:20:50,236 --> 01:20:53,152
WE LIVE IN A MACHINE WORLD.
2185
01:20:54,893 --> 01:20:57,156
THERE'S THIS GUY.
2186
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,810
I CAN SEE HIM
FROM MY APARTMENT.
2187
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,507
THE APARTMENT
ACROSS THE STREET.
2188
01:21:00,551 --> 01:21:03,336
EVERY NIGHT, MAN.
ALL NIGHT LONG,
2189
01:21:03,380 --> 01:21:06,165
HE JUST LIES ON HIS COUCH
FOR HOURS ON END
2190
01:21:06,209 --> 01:21:07,601
AND DOESN'T MOVE.
2191
01:21:07,645 --> 01:21:09,908
HIS EYES WIDE OPEN.
2192
01:21:10,430 --> 01:21:12,998
NOW IF I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT GUY WAS WATCHING TV,
2193
01:21:13,042 --> 01:21:14,913
I'D THINK
THERE WAS SOMETHING
2194
01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:16,349
SERIOUSLY WRONG
WITH HIM, MAN.
2195
01:21:16,393 --> 01:21:18,482
I'D THINK HE WAS LIKE
PARALYZED
2196
01:21:18,525 --> 01:21:20,266
OR HYPNOTIZED OR SOMETHING.
2197
01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:21,354
ALL NIGHT LONG, MAN,
2198
01:21:21,398 --> 01:21:24,749
HE JUST LIES THERE
ON THE COUCH,
2199
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:25,968
FOR HOURS ON END,
2200
01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:29,493
MESSAGES FROM OUTER SPACE
GO INTO HIS BRAIN.
2201
01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:33,932
BUY A NEW CAR,
WORK HARDER,
2202
01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:36,717
YOUR DOG HAS BAD BREATH.
2203
01:21:36,761 --> 01:21:40,243
BUY A MICROWAVE OVEN.
2204
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,723
ALL NIGHT LONG, MAN.
2205
01:21:42,767 --> 01:21:45,248
ALL NIGHT LONG.
2206
01:21:49,295 --> 01:21:51,950
I MEAN, WHAT'S
A MICROWAVE OVEN, MAN?
2207
01:21:51,994 --> 01:21:54,039
EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE.
2208
01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:56,041
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT DOES.
2209
01:21:56,085 --> 01:21:58,304
NOBODY KNOWS HOW IT WORKS.
2210
01:21:58,348 --> 01:22:01,220
EVERYBODY'S GOT ONE.
2211
01:22:01,264 --> 01:22:02,613
WHY?
2212
01:22:02,656 --> 01:22:05,877
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE
A MICROWAVE OVEN, MAN?
2213
01:22:07,009 --> 01:22:09,750
TV SET TOLD THEM
TO BUY IT.
2214
01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:11,927
THAT'S WHY.
2215
01:22:14,494 --> 01:22:15,452
I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,
2216
01:22:15,495 --> 01:22:18,237
GOVERNMENT'S BUILDING
A COMPUTER,
2217
01:22:18,281 --> 01:22:19,586
BIGGEST COMPUTER
EVER BUILT.
2218
01:22:19,630 --> 01:22:21,545
THEY'RE SPENDING BILLIONS
AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
2219
01:22:21,588 --> 01:22:23,851
IT'S A SECRET PROJECT,
BUT I READ ABOUT IT.
2220
01:22:23,895 --> 01:22:25,984
THEY FINISH
THIS COMPUTER, MAN,
2221
01:22:26,028 --> 01:22:27,246
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE DEAD.
2222
01:22:27,290 --> 01:22:29,292
BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE
THIS GIANT COMPUTER,
2223
01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:31,076
AND HOOK IT UP TO ALL
THE TV SETS
2224
01:22:31,120 --> 01:22:32,164
AT EVERYBODY'S HOUSE.
2225
01:22:32,208 --> 01:22:33,949
THEY'RE GONNA REVERSE
THE TV SETS
2226
01:22:33,992 --> 01:22:35,602
SO THEY CAN SEE IN
YOUR HOUSE,
2227
01:22:35,646 --> 01:22:36,690
DOING YOUR THING.
2228
01:22:36,734 --> 01:22:37,953
COMPUTER'S GONNA WATCH
EVERYBODY, MAN.
2229
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,606
YOU DO SOMETHING
IN YOUR HOUSE
2230
01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:40,781
THE COMPUTER DOESN'T LIKE,
2231
01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:42,914
IT'S GONNA SEND A MESSAGE
TO YOUR TV SET,
2232
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,785
TV SET'S GONNA SEND
A MESSAGE
2233
01:22:44,829 --> 01:22:46,091
TO YOUR MICROWAVE OVEN.
2234
01:22:46,135 --> 01:22:47,658
DOORS ARE GONNA POP OPEN.
2235
01:22:47,701 --> 01:22:50,095
YOU'RE GONNA BE
ASHES, MAN.
2236
01:22:51,705 --> 01:22:52,750
DON'T BELIEVE ME?
2237
01:22:52,793 --> 01:22:54,926
GO IN A STORE.
PICK SOMETHING UP.
2238
01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:55,927
PICK ANYTHING UP.
2239
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,929
EVERYTHING HAS THOSE
LITTLE LINES
2240
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,017
ON IT NOW, RIGHT?
2241
01:22:59,061 --> 01:23:00,105
THOSE LITTLE
COMPUTER LINES.
2242
01:23:00,149 --> 01:23:03,152
WHAT DO THOSE
LITTLE LINES MEAN, MAN?
2243
01:23:04,109 --> 01:23:05,632
NOBODY KNOWS.
2244
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:06,720
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY SAY.
2245
01:23:06,764 --> 01:23:08,896
IT'S NOT ENGLISH,
IT'S COMPUTER.
2246
01:23:08,940 --> 01:23:10,246
ALL THESE COMPUTERS
ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER.
2247
01:23:10,289 --> 01:23:11,595
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
2248
01:23:11,638 --> 01:23:14,815
IT'S LIKE WE'RE LIVING
IN AN OCCUPIED COUNTRY, MAN.
2249
01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:16,992
ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT LONG,
2250
01:23:17,035 --> 01:23:18,689
THE COMPUTERS
TALK TO EACH OTHER.
2251
01:23:18,732 --> 01:23:22,998
ON THE MODEMS,
ON THE FAX MACHINES,
2252
01:23:23,041 --> 01:23:24,825
ON THE SATELLITE LINK UPS.
2253
01:23:24,869 --> 01:23:28,742
ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT, MAN,
THEY TALK.
2254
01:23:29,787 --> 01:23:32,050
WHAT ARE THEY
TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
2255
01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:36,837
WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
2256
01:23:36,881 --> 01:23:39,884
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
2257
01:23:40,319 --> 01:23:42,234
THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOU AND ME.
2258
01:23:42,278 --> 01:23:46,021
HOW TO USE US
MORE EFFICIENTLY.
2259
01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:48,762
SEE THEY'RE JUST
COMPUTERS, MAN.
2260
01:23:48,806 --> 01:23:50,068
THEY'RE JUST MACHINES.
2261
01:23:50,112 --> 01:23:51,113
THEY DON'T HAVE
ANY FEELINGS.
2262
01:23:51,156 --> 01:23:52,984
THEY'RE LIKE A GIANT
SPARTAN WARRIOR
2263
01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:54,942
WITH ALL THIS, LIKE,
ARMOR ON THEM AND STUFF.
2264
01:23:54,986 --> 01:23:57,075
AND WE'RE LIKE A LITTLE,
TINY, WHITE, FLUFFY KITTEN
2265
01:23:57,119 --> 01:23:58,337
WALKING BY.
2266
01:23:58,381 --> 01:24:01,079
THE SPARTAN WARRIOR
PICKS UP THE FLUFFY KITTEN
2267
01:24:01,123 --> 01:24:04,256
AND GOES, OH,
WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH THIS?
2268
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:06,476
SHOULD I EAT IT?
2269
01:24:06,519 --> 01:24:07,781
SHOULD I CRUSH IT?
2270
01:24:07,825 --> 01:24:09,870
SHOULD I THROW IT AWAY?
2271
01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:11,046
IT DOESN'T CARE, MAN.
2272
01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:12,743
IT DOESN'T HAVE
ANY FEELINGS.
2273
01:24:12,786 --> 01:24:15,093
MACHINES DON'T HAVE
FEELINGS, MAN.
2274
01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:18,096
THE WORST HUMAN BEING
WHO EVER LIVED, MAN,
2275
01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:19,010
HAD FEELINGS.
2276
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:22,144
ADOLF HITLER
HAD FEELINGS, MAN.
2277
01:24:22,579 --> 01:24:24,102
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
2278
01:24:24,146 --> 01:24:25,277
HE GOT A LITTLE
BUMMED OUT.
2279
01:24:25,321 --> 01:24:27,540
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
2280
01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:30,543
COMPUTERS NEVER
GET BUMMED OUT, MAN.
2281
01:24:31,588 --> 01:24:33,068
NEVER.
2282
01:24:44,949 --> 01:24:47,212
YOU KNOW HOW
THEY MAKE BACON?
2283
01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:49,997
NO, NO. YOU KNOW HOW
THEY MAKE BACON, MAN?
2284
01:24:50,041 --> 01:24:53,044
THEY'VE GOT THESE GIANT
MEAT PACKING PLANTS
2285
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,045
OUT IN IDAHO.
2286
01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,481
RUN BY ROBOTS AND COMPUTERS.
2287
01:24:55,525 --> 01:24:56,961
WAY AT THE BOTTOM
OF THE ASSEMBLY LINE,
2288
01:24:57,004 --> 01:24:58,267
THEY HAVE A HUMAN BEING
TO HOLD A PIECE OF MEAT
2289
01:24:58,310 --> 01:25:00,921
BECAUSE EVERY PIECE OF MEAT
IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
2290
01:25:00,965 --> 01:25:03,315
AND THESE 27
RAZOR SHARP BLADES
2291
01:25:03,359 --> 01:25:05,361
COME DOWN, AND HOLD THIS,
2292
01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:06,449
CHOPS INTO THE MEAT.
2293
01:25:06,492 --> 01:25:08,059
THAT'S HOW YOU GET
YOUR SLAB OF BACON.
2294
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:09,191
SO SOME DUDE
COMES INTO WORK.
2295
01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:10,844
HE'S NOT THINKING
ABOUT WHAT HE'S DOING.
2296
01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:12,063
SITS DOWN ON
HIS LITTLE TABLE.
2297
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:13,804
MAYBE GOT TOO STONED
THE NIGHT BEFORE.
2298
01:25:13,847 --> 01:25:15,066
HAD A FIGHT WITH
HIS OLD LADY.
2299
01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,154
WHATEVER.
2300
01:25:16,198 --> 01:25:17,373
HE'S JUST SITTING THERE.
2301
01:25:17,416 --> 01:25:19,375
DOWN COME THE 27
RAZOR SHARP BLADES.
2302
01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:20,593
INSTEAD OF A HAND,
2303
01:25:20,637 --> 01:25:23,074
HE'S GOT A HALF POUND
OF SLICED AND SMOKED.
2304
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,120
ARMOR STAR.
2305
01:25:31,169 --> 01:25:32,431
BUMMER, RIGHT?
2306
01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,433
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
2307
01:25:35,347 --> 01:25:37,044
HAPPENS ABOUT ONCE A WEEK.
2308
01:25:37,088 --> 01:25:38,872
NOBODY DOES
ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
2309
01:25:38,916 --> 01:25:39,873
NOBODY CARES, MAN.
2310
01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:43,181
MACHINES RUN EVERYTHING
NOW, MAN.
2311
01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:44,356
WHO'S TO CARE?
2312
01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:45,662
EVERY DAY, THE MACHINES
2313
01:25:45,705 --> 01:25:46,967
PUT MORE OIL
IN THE WATER.
2314
01:25:47,011 --> 01:25:48,795
THEY PUT MORE POISON
IN THE AIR.
2315
01:25:48,839 --> 01:25:51,058
THEY CHOP DOWN
MORE JUNGLES.
2316
01:25:51,102 --> 01:25:53,365
WHAT DO THEY CARE, MAN?
2317
01:25:53,409 --> 01:25:55,106
THEY DON'T BREATHE AIR.
2318
01:25:55,150 --> 01:25:58,240
THEY DON'T DRINK WATER.
2319
01:25:59,676 --> 01:26:01,286
WE DO.
2320
01:26:14,647 --> 01:26:16,475
STONED, MAN.
2321
01:26:18,738 --> 01:26:21,045
I WISH THEY HAD
SOME MUSIC TO LISTEN TO.
2322
01:26:21,088 --> 01:26:23,917
I USED TO LOVE TO
LISTEN TO ROCK
2323
01:26:23,961 --> 01:26:25,136
WHEN I GOT HIGH, MAN.
2324
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:27,138
ALL THE GREAT OLD BANDS.
2325
01:26:27,182 --> 01:26:32,187
THE STONES.
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE.
2326
01:26:32,230 --> 01:26:33,710
THE WHO.
2327
01:26:33,753 --> 01:26:37,279
THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW.
2328
01:26:38,715 --> 01:26:40,151
HMM?
2329
01:26:40,586 --> 01:26:44,024
WHAT, THOSE BANDS
TOURING AROUND?
2330
01:26:44,677 --> 01:26:47,811
YOU THINK
THAT'S THE STONES, MAN?
2331
01:26:48,290 --> 01:26:52,250
YOU THINK THAT'S THE WHO?
2332
01:26:52,294 --> 01:26:54,339
ROBOTS, MAN.
2333
01:26:55,471 --> 01:26:57,473
IT'S GOTTA BE
ROBOTS, MAN.
2334
01:26:57,516 --> 01:26:58,517
LISTEN TO MUSIC.
2335
01:26:58,561 --> 01:26:59,997
LISTEN TO WHAT
THEY SING ABOUT, MAN.
2336
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:01,128
ALL THE GREAT OLD BANDS.
2337
01:27:01,172 --> 01:27:03,043
WHAT'D THEY USED TO
SING ABOUT, MAN?
2338
01:27:03,087 --> 01:27:06,699
LOVE, PEACE, ANARCHY?
2339
01:27:07,918 --> 01:27:09,572
REVOLUTION. GET HIGH.
2340
01:27:09,615 --> 01:27:12,444
WHAT DO ALL THE NEW BANDS
SING ABOUT, MAN?
2341
01:27:12,488 --> 01:27:15,230
FEAR, PARANOIA.
2342
01:27:15,273 --> 01:27:16,579
WORK HARDER.
2343
01:27:16,622 --> 01:27:20,147
BUY A MICROWAVE OVEN.
2344
01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:22,802
THEY'RE JUST TRYING
TO BRAINWASH US, MAN.
2345
01:27:22,846 --> 01:27:24,151
THEY'RE JUST PART
OF THE SYSTEM.
2346
01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:25,501
THEY WEREN'T PART
OF THE SYSTEM, MAN.
2347
01:27:25,544 --> 01:27:27,198
YOU'D NEVER EVEN
HEAR ABOUT THEM, MAN.
2348
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,592
ALL THE BANDS THAT FOUGHT
THE SYSTEM, MAN,
2349
01:27:29,635 --> 01:27:30,680
THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
2350
01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:31,637
THEY KILLED THEM ALL.
2351
01:27:31,681 --> 01:27:33,160
MADE THEM LOOK LIKE
ACCIDENTS.
2352
01:27:33,204 --> 01:27:34,553
JANICE AND JIMI.
2353
01:27:34,597 --> 01:27:36,338
THEY'RE ALL GONE NOW.
2354
01:27:36,381 --> 01:27:39,341
ALL THAT'S LEFT
IS THE SYSTEM, MAN.
2355
01:27:39,384 --> 01:27:41,299
THE SYSTEM HAS
ONE MESSAGE, MAN.
2356
01:27:41,343 --> 01:27:44,302
FEAR. FEAR, FEAR,
FEAR, FEAR, FEAR.
2357
01:27:44,346 --> 01:27:46,652
IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
2358
01:27:46,696 --> 01:27:47,827
OF CAGES, MAN.
2359
01:27:47,871 --> 01:27:48,915
LIKE IN A GIANT PET SHOP.
2360
01:27:48,959 --> 01:27:50,961
WE'RE ALL RUNNING
ON OUR LITTLE WHEELS
2361
01:27:51,004 --> 01:27:52,049
GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN
2362
01:27:52,092 --> 01:27:53,616
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL
SO AFRAID, MAN.
2363
01:27:53,659 --> 01:27:55,487
EVERY DAY,
GET UP AT 7AM,
2364
01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:56,749
DRINK TWO CUPS OF CAFFEINE.
2365
01:27:56,793 --> 01:27:58,838
JUMP IN THE CAR,
GET STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
2366
01:27:58,882 --> 01:28:00,666
GET TO WORK,
GET YELLED AT BY THE BOSS.
2367
01:28:00,710 --> 01:28:02,799
DRINK MORE CAFFEINE,
MAKE YOUR DEADLINE.
2368
01:28:02,842 --> 01:28:04,888
DRINK MORE CAFFEINE,
GET BACK IN THE CAR.
2369
01:28:04,931 --> 01:28:05,976
GET STUCK
IN TRAFFIC AGAIN.
2370
01:28:06,019 --> 01:28:07,847
GET HOME, PAY BILLS
YOU CAN'T AFFORD.
2371
01:28:07,891 --> 01:28:10,154
EAT YOUR MICROWAVE DINNER,
JUMP INTO BED.
2372
01:28:10,197 --> 01:28:11,982
WAIT, I FORGOT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING.
2373
01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:13,070
WATCH A LITTLE TV.
2374
01:28:13,113 --> 01:28:15,072
GOT TO GET THE MESSAGES
INTO THE HEAD.
2375
01:28:15,377 --> 01:28:17,292
GET UP THE NEXT MORNING.
DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
2376
01:28:17,335 --> 01:28:18,597
GET UP THE NEXT MORNING,
DO IT OVER AGAIN.
2377
01:28:18,641 --> 01:28:20,469
OVER AGAIN, OVER AGAIN,
OVER AGAIN, OVER AGAIN.
2378
01:28:20,512 --> 01:28:22,862
OVER AGAIN, OVER AGAIN.
2379
01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:26,475
THEY CALL THAT
BEING RESPONSIBLE, MAN.
2380
01:28:26,518 --> 01:28:27,867
EVERYBODY'S AFRAID.
2381
01:28:27,911 --> 01:28:30,479
AFRAID IF THEY DON'T DO
WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DO,
2382
01:28:30,522 --> 01:28:32,089
BANG! THEY'RE HOMELESS.
2383
01:28:32,132 --> 01:28:35,310
THAT'S WHAT THE HOMELESS
PEOPLE ARE, MAN.
2384
01:28:35,353 --> 01:28:36,963
THEY'RE THE WARNING
TO EVERYBODY.
2385
01:28:37,007 --> 01:28:40,967
STAY IN YOUR CAGE.
DON'T ROCK THE BOAT.
2386
01:28:43,579 --> 01:28:45,232
EVER TALK TO ANY
OF THOSE GUYS
2387
01:28:45,276 --> 01:28:46,233
IN THE STREET, MAN?
2388
01:28:46,277 --> 01:28:48,061
EVERYBODY SAYS
THEY'RE CRAZY.
2389
01:28:48,105 --> 01:28:50,499
YOU LIVE IN THE STREET
FOR A WHILE.
2390
01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:53,153
SEE WHAT KIND OF IDEAS
YOU COME UP WITH.
2391
01:28:53,197 --> 01:28:54,372
YOU DON'T GO CRAZY, MAN.
2392
01:28:54,416 --> 01:28:55,417
YOU START TO SEE
THE TRUTH.
2393
01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:56,635
YOU START SEEING
THE TRUTH.
2394
01:28:56,679 --> 01:28:57,897
YOU START TELLING
THE TRUTH.
2395
01:28:57,941 --> 01:28:59,029
YOU START TALKING ABOUT
2396
01:28:59,072 --> 01:29:01,118
THE WAY THINGS
REALLY ARE.
2397
01:29:01,161 --> 01:29:02,249
THAT'S WHY WE GOT TO KEEP
2398
01:29:02,293 --> 01:29:03,338
THOSE GUYS
OUT IN THE STREET, MAN.
2399
01:29:03,381 --> 01:29:04,730
THE SYSTEM'S
AFRAID OF THEM, MAN.
2400
01:29:04,774 --> 01:29:06,079
THE SYSTEM'S AFRAID
OF THEIR FREEDOM.
2401
01:29:06,123 --> 01:29:09,300
FREEDOM'S THE OPPOSITE
OF RESPONSIBILITY, MAN.
2402
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,955
FREEDOM IS POISON
TO THE SYSTEM.
2403
01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:13,522
THAT'S WHY NOBODY
SMOKES POT ANYMORE, MAN.
2404
01:29:13,565 --> 01:29:14,740
EVERYBODY'S AFRAID.
2405
01:29:14,784 --> 01:29:16,742
THEY'RE AFRAID THEY'RE
GONNA SMOKE SOME POT,
2406
01:29:16,786 --> 01:29:20,616
GET HIGH, REALIZE WHAT
BULLSHIT THEIR LIFE IS,
2407
01:29:20,659 --> 01:29:22,922
AND FREAK OUT.
2408
01:29:27,492 --> 01:29:30,016
WHAT'S THE POINT IN EVEN
TALKING ABOUT IT, MAN.
2409
01:29:30,060 --> 01:29:31,714
IT'S A HOPELESS SITUATION.
2410
01:29:31,757 --> 01:29:33,411
WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT
THIS SITUATION?
2411
01:29:33,455 --> 01:29:36,283
THAT'S WHY I STARTED
MAKING ART, MAN.
2412
01:29:36,327 --> 01:29:40,070
YOU WRITE A BOOK,
BEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN.
2413
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:42,289
EVERYBODY READS IT.
MAKES BEST SELLER LIST.
2414
01:29:42,333 --> 01:29:44,422
6 MONTHS LATER,
IT'S FORGOTTEN.
2415
01:29:44,466 --> 01:29:47,164
IT'S ON A BOOKSHELF
SOMEPLACE COLLECTING DUST.
2416
01:29:47,207 --> 01:29:49,819
YOU WRITE A SONG,
A BEAUTIFUL SONG.
2417
01:29:49,862 --> 01:29:50,689
MAKES TOP 40.
2418
01:29:50,733 --> 01:29:51,734
NEXT THING YOU KNOW
2419
01:29:51,777 --> 01:29:54,301
IT'S A JINGLE
IN A BEER COMMERCIAL.
2420
01:29:54,345 --> 01:29:57,914
PAINT A PAINTING.
A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING.
2421
01:29:57,957 --> 01:29:59,568
YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE
PAINTING ONE PAINTING.
2422
01:29:59,611 --> 01:30:02,484
MILLIONAIRE TAKES IT,
HANGS IT ON THE WALL
2423
01:30:02,527 --> 01:30:04,573
OF THE CORPORATE
HEADQUARTERS.
2424
01:30:08,359 --> 01:30:09,752
THE OLD DAYS, MAN.
2425
01:30:09,795 --> 01:30:12,711
RICH PEOPLE HAVE GOT LIKE
LION'S HEADS, TIGER'S HEADS.
2426
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,452
HANG THEM ON THE WALL.
2427
01:30:14,496 --> 01:30:15,888
MADE THEM FEEL POWERFUL.
2428
01:30:15,932 --> 01:30:18,021
MADE THEM FEEL SAFE.
2429
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:21,198
THE SYSTEM COLLECTS
ARTIST'S MINDS, MAN.
2430
01:30:21,241 --> 01:30:22,460
IT SLEEPS BETTER AT NIGHT
2431
01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:24,419
KNOWING THE BEST
AND THE BRIGHTEST
2432
01:30:24,462 --> 01:30:26,856
ARE DEAD FROM THE NECK UP.
2433
01:30:27,378 --> 01:30:29,293
THAT'S WHY I DON'T GIVE THEM
2434
01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:30,468
THE SATISFACTION, MAN.
2435
01:30:30,512 --> 01:30:31,556
I KEEP MY MIND
INSIDE MY HEAD
2436
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:32,731
WHERE THEY CAN'T
GET AT IT.
2437
01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,994
EVERYTHING BECOMES
PART OF THE SYSTEM.
2438
01:30:35,038 --> 01:30:36,648
THE ONLY WAY
TO ESCAPE THE SYSTEM
2439
01:30:36,692 --> 01:30:37,693
IS NOT TO DO ANYTHING.
2440
01:30:37,736 --> 01:30:39,390
THAT'S WHAT I DO.
2441
01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,523
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER]
2442
01:30:41,566 --> 01:30:43,220
I WANT TO PAINT A PAINTING.
2443
01:30:43,263 --> 01:30:44,395
I WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING.
2444
01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:47,572
I DO IT IN MY MIND
WHERE THEY CAN'T SEE IT.
2445
01:30:53,230 --> 01:30:56,407
IF THEY EVER KNEW WHAT I
WAS THINKING, MAN.
2446
01:30:58,235 --> 01:31:00,411
I'D BE DEAD.
2447
01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:04,067
[APPLAUSE]
2448
01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:10,247
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERS]
2449
01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:42,497
[DOG BARKING]
2450
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:51,506
[BARKING CONTINUES]
2451
01:31:57,033 --> 01:31:59,296
♪ I'VE BEEN CAUGHT STEALING
2452
01:31:59,339 --> 01:32:01,820
♪ ONCE WHEN I WAS 5
2453
01:32:01,864 --> 01:32:03,387
♪ I ENJOY STEALING
2454
01:32:03,430 --> 01:32:06,608
♪ IT'S JUST AS SIMPLE
AS THAT ♪
2455
01:32:06,651 --> 01:32:09,393
♪ WELL, IT'S JUST A
2456
01:32:09,436 --> 01:32:10,742
♪ SIMPLE FACT
2457
01:32:10,786 --> 01:32:12,483
♪ WHEN I WANT SOMETHING
2458
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:15,921
♪ AND I DON'T WANT
TO PAY FOR IT ♪
2459
01:32:15,965 --> 01:32:20,578
♪ NOW I WALK RIGHT
THROUGH THE DOOR ♪
2460
01:32:20,622 --> 01:32:25,670
♪ AND I WALK RIGHT
THROUGH THE DOOR ♪
2461
01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:28,586
♪ HEY, ALL RIGHT
2462
01:32:28,934 --> 01:32:31,154
♪ IF I GET BY
2463
01:32:32,677 --> 01:32:34,636
♪ IT'S MINE
2464
01:32:34,679 --> 01:32:37,377
♪ MINE ALL MINE
2465
01:32:37,421 --> 01:32:39,205
♪ HEY
2466
01:32:45,081 --> 01:32:47,779
♪ YEAH, MY GIRL,
SHE'S ONE TOO ♪
2467
01:32:47,823 --> 01:32:49,825
♪ SHE'LL GO
AND GET HER A SKIRT ♪
2468
01:32:49,868 --> 01:32:51,914
♪ STICK IT UNDER HER SHIRT
2469
01:32:51,957 --> 01:32:55,439
♪ SHE GRABBED A RAZOR
FOR ME ♪
2470
01:32:55,482 --> 01:32:59,661
♪ AND SHE DID IT
JUST LIKE THAT ♪
2471
01:32:59,704 --> 01:33:01,097
♪ WHEN SHE WANTS SOMETHING
2472
01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:04,753
♪ AND SHE DON'T WANT
TO PAY FOR IT ♪
2473
01:33:05,275 --> 01:33:07,277
♪ SHE WALK RIGHT
2474
01:33:07,320 --> 01:33:09,627
♪ THROUGH THE DOOR
2475
01:33:09,671 --> 01:33:13,849
♪ WALK RIGHT THROUGH
THE DOOR ♪
2476
01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:17,635
♪ HEY, ALL RIGHT
2477
01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:20,029
♪ IF I GET BY
2478
01:33:21,247 --> 01:33:23,510
♪ IT'S MINE
2479
01:33:23,554 --> 01:33:25,600
♪ MINE ALL MINE
2480
01:33:25,643 --> 01:33:26,557
♪ LET'S GO
2481
01:33:26,601 --> 01:33:28,559
[GUITAR SOLO]
2482
01:33:44,531 --> 01:33:46,533
♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2483
01:33:46,577 --> 01:33:50,015
♪ DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA DA DA ♪
2484
01:33:53,758 --> 01:33:55,847
♪ DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
2485
01:33:55,891 --> 01:33:58,633
♪ DA DA DA DA DA
DA DA DA ♪
2486
01:33:58,676 --> 01:34:04,247
♪ DAAAAAA
2487
01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:13,560
♪ SAT AROUND THE PILE
2488
01:34:13,604 --> 01:34:16,259
♪ WE SAT AND LAUGHED
2489
01:34:16,302 --> 01:34:20,916
♪ SAT AND LAUGHED
AND WAVED IT INTO THE AIR ♪
2490
01:34:21,177 --> 01:34:24,615
♪ AND WE DID IT
JUST LIKE THAT ♪
2491
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,748
♪ WHEN WE WANT SOMETHING
2492
01:34:26,791 --> 01:34:30,403
♪ AND WE DON'T WANT
TO PAY FOR IT ♪
2493
01:34:30,795 --> 01:34:32,841
♪ WE WALK RIGHT
2494
01:34:32,884 --> 01:34:35,104
♪ THROUGH THE DOOR
2495
01:34:35,757 --> 01:34:39,717
♪ WALK RIGHT THROUGH
THE DOOR ♪
2496
01:34:41,153 --> 01:34:43,503
♪ HEY, ALL RIGHT
2497
01:34:43,547 --> 01:34:45,767
♪ IF I GET BY
2498
01:34:46,768 --> 01:34:48,508
♪ IT'S MINE, MINE
2499
01:34:48,552 --> 01:34:49,596
♪ MINE, MINE, MINE
2500
01:34:49,640 --> 01:34:52,774
♪ MINE, MINE, MINE,
MINE, OH, MINE ♪
2501
01:34:53,775 --> 01:34:59,694
♪ IT'S MINE
2502
01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:02,740
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LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT
2503
01:35:02,784 --> 01:35:04,786
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