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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Dear love, I was thinking about you
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so I felt compelled to write you.
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Lately you've been straying away
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when all I want you to do is stay.
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Don't be afraid boo 'cause see,
Smash ain't gonna bite you.
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Now I'm just trying to get to know
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what I don't know and I'm trying to
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get you to show what it
is that you don't show.
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Like is there a reason why you
are concealing your feelings?
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Was there once a love born
that left your heart torn,
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now you're emotionally scorned
and need time for healing?
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Well baby I'm feeling you but I wish you
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no hurt, harm or danger and I understand
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that it's easier to direct
your anger toward some
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of these strangers and that's
why I offer my friendship.
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And if that works then
we can work on something
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more closer than kinship
'cause see baby, Smash
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is lookin' for a love that I
can build a fortress around.
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A barricade so strong that For Knox,
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so tight that no one will ever come
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between our love and so safe that only
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you will have the
combination to its locks.
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See I'm lookin' for a love like the Nile,
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flowing through your soul,
enriching your smile.
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An isle like Atlantis,
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nothing in sight but paradise for miles.
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Wow, baby.
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Imagine a man who could take
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the holes in your heart and patch it.
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Now imagine a man who could take the love
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that you're willing to give and match it.
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Now imagine a man whom before you can drop
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one tear will be right there to catch it,
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then baby you've found
me and Smash just so
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happens to have a vacancy, an empty space
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available after God, the
spoken word and me and so
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I hope that this is not too
blunt but I'd rather be upfront.
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Not only that, get straight to the point
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and tell you exactly what I want rather
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than to run script and get carried away
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telling you things like baby for you,
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I would rent the moon and
put the stars on layaway.
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Or baby you so fine that
even if I was blind,
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your beauty I'd still be
able to see and oh my baby,
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you must be from Memphis
because you're the only 10 I see
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and besides you there's nothing that Smash
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would want to take from
and being with you is
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like a dream that I
never want to wake from
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and if I can just make
one comment about you.
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See you're the type of woman
I can see myself living with.
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I just can't see myself
living without you.
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So I extend my hand and this letter was
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written from your biggest fan and if you
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can find me somewhere in the mists of your
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future plans and if what
you're lookin' for in
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your life is a damn good
man, then baby here I stand.
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I just hope that this don't sound
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kinda crazy but um, do
you wanna be my lady?
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Just check yes
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or no
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or maybe
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because I never met a
woman like you before.
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Truly yours, Smash.
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That's that piece.
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(moaning)
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Oh my gosh Zeke, you were amazing.
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So, you ready for round three?
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Round three, Angie baby, I
think you may have miscounted.
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We're still in round two.
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Mm, two.
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(moaning)
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(phone ringing)
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Oh baby they'll have to
call you back, I'm sorry.
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Wait, I don't wanna miss.
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Hello, hey mom.
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- Hold on, I'll be back.
- Okay.
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- I promise.
- I'll be here.
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Hey ma.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I did.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey mom.
(chuckles)
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Oh snap.
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(phone beeping)
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My phone goin' off now.
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Ain't nobody havin' no
fun today, I swear to God.
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Come put my fire out.
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Ooh, she a freak.
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Angie baby I'm sorry, I
got a fire to put out.
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It's an emergency, I hope you understand.
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Don't wanna hold this.
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Ooh.
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She's gettin' robbed, oh my
God she's gettin' robbed.
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That's not hers.
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You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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(anxious up tempo guitar tones, drumbeat)
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(relaxed flute music)
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Gimme the money!
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What? Come here.
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I'll be right back.
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Kill you, I'm a kill you.
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I'm sorry, take it back, take it back.
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Baby, I am so...
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Baby, somebody just tried to rob us.
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Scared.
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(laughs)
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I'm a kill you.
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Oh man.
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(keys jingling)
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That's my girl.
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Damn Regina, this is a really nice car.
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Thank you.
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Not as good as my Ferrari though
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but for you, this is real nice.
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It reminds me a lot about you actually.
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It looks good, got a nice body
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and uh, it feels so good inside.
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(chuckles)
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(phone ringing)
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I gotta take this one.
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Hey, what's up?
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I don't know, did you look
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on the couch underneath the building?
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I don't know mama.
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I'll take the garbage out when I get home.
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All right.
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So um, do you live with your mom Tony?
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Nah, me live with my,
my mother lives with me.
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Okay, what does she do?
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She work at the Post Office.
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What do you do?
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Girl I don't work, I'm an
artist, I'm a rapper actually.
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My manager's working on finalizing
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my contract with a major label.
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That's cool, which one?
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I can't tell you that,
that'd mess up everything.
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All right, well give
me your rap name and I'll
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look you up and maybe I can
hear some of your music online.
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Nah, nah, you won't find any
of my recordings on the web.
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All of my stuff's still in the studio.
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My manager's gonna release one of
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my songs to the radio next week.
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Okay.
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(relaxed R and B music,
mid tempo drumbeat)
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I'm sorry, just not
used to carrying stuff.
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Not since I had my phone.
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So where are we?
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I thought we were gonna
go get something to eat.
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Well we were but I
thought it'd be a good
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idea if we got out and got some exercise.
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Take a walk, do some cardio,
keep the heart rate up.
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Tony!
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What's up?
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I'm hungry.
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You're still talkin' food,
you're killin' the romance.
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All right look, let me
go use the washroom.
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When I come back, we'll
go over there and sit
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on the rocks and share
this bag of trail mix.
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Unbelievable.
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
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Oh nothing, just on the worst date ever.
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Again?
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No, you need a new car is what you need.
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I'm tired of coming to get you.
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Yeah yeah, I'll be there in
a minute, all right, bye.
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Hey yo Regina, I hope
you ain't allergic to nuts.
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Regina?
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Shit!
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My damn bus card in her car.
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(relaxed R and B music)
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(car horn honking)
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Regina?
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Yes, hi.
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- Yo, pull over.
- All right.
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♪ Tell me are you ready to get down
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♪ Yeah here you go
again, we're in the mood
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♪ Now baby tell me what you wanna do
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♪ I got a lot of things that we can try
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- Hey, nice to see you.
- You too, welcome back.
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When you get back into town?
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About a week ago.
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A week ago and I'm
just seeing you now why?
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I know, I know, listen
I had to get reacquainted
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with my family and I had
to find a place to stay.
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So you're moving back into town?
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I already did, yeah.
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I was gonna come by and
see when the legendary
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Smash was performing and I
was gonna surprise you then.
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Okay, well I like this
surprise a bit more.
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Yeah, me too.
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Yo when I pulled up,
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how did you know that was me in the car?
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Zeke honestly, how could I forget
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the chariot that we took to prom?
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I couldn't forget that, yeah.
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Right.
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(phone ringing)
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- Sorry.
- Yeah, your phone's ringing.
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Hey girl.
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Yeah.
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All right I'll be right there,
about five minutes away.
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All right, bye.
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- Sorry about that, I gotta go.
- Where you going?
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Yeah my friend Tammy's car broke down
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again and I gotta get a tow truck for her.
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I can come with, I got Triple A.
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No don't worry about
it, it might take all day.
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I don't want you gettin' tied up with us.
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Oh tied up, I'm definitely comin' now.
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Zeke you play too much,
whatever, follow me.
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♪ One, two, three
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Tonight's the night we reunite
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♪ Tonight's the night
but not by candlelight
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♪ Tonight's the night, it's not the moon
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♪ Tonight's the night but
the streetlight's bright
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Yeah, tonight's the night
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♪ Uh-huh, tonight's the night we reunite
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♪ Tonight's the night
but not by candlelight
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♪ Tonight's the night, it's not the moon
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♪ Tonight's the night but
the streetlight's bright
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♪ Tonight's the night
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♪ Tonight's the night
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(anxious piano tones, up tempo drumbeat)
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(doorbell rings)
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Ho ho, Boys To Men A-B-C-B-B-D.
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Who shot Biggie, you shot
Biggie, get in here rainmaker.
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What's goin' on big
pimpin', spendin' cheese?
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Nick, why the hell are
you talking like that?
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Well I got a rapper comin'
over later looking for
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representation, I'm trying
to brush up on my hood speak.
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Okay that's racist,
Nick you do know they
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want you to represent them
because you are white, right?
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I never thought of it that way.
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God dammit.
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Okay, all right.
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Good that that's settled for us.
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Question, why are we meeting
here and not your office?
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(doorbell rings)
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Ha ha.
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Ha ha, what was that?
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He's on some bullshit.
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Nick's always on some bull...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Oh, I'm Erin.
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I'm Zeke, I go by Smash.
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What does Smash stand for?
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Something mesmerizing.
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That's a shame,
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I thought it stood for
something different.
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I mean, it could.
261
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,877
Ooh hey Erin, so little
Nicky's been asleep
262
00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:07,722
for about an hour and Laura
should be home about five.
263
00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,343
Okay Nick, I'll see you later.
264
00:17:09,345 --> 00:17:12,530
All right, see ya.
(chuckles)
265
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,739
What are you doing
hiring a sitter that fine?
266
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:16,009
Laura's gonna kill you.
267
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,854
- First off, Laura hired her.
- Did she?
268
00:17:17,856 --> 00:17:20,269
Yeah and she's the
reason we're meeting here
269
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:22,766
instead of at the office
so that you two could uh,
270
00:17:22,768 --> 00:17:24,695
well you know.
271
00:17:24,697 --> 00:17:27,029
Well high five, I'll be right back.
272
00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:29,030
Whoa hey, where are you going?
273
00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,696
I gotta go meet a client.
274
00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:33,209
Okay, all right.
275
00:17:33,211 --> 00:17:36,278
- No you're coming with me.
- Oh, okay.
276
00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,859
Yeah, you're not gonna
do that here in my house.
277
00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,888
I don't want your gross
juices all over the place.
278
00:17:41,890 --> 00:17:42,827
Okay.
279
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,331
All right now we're gonna
go and then afterwards
280
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,457
we're goin' to the
publisher's office so we
281
00:17:47,459 --> 00:17:49,340
can talk about that book
that you're supposed
282
00:17:49,342 --> 00:17:51,594
to be writing that you are not writing.
283
00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:56,176
Then afterwards we can come
back here for your uh, dessert.
284
00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:59,407
But you're gettin' it
to go, not in my house.
285
00:17:59,409 --> 00:18:03,083
I love dessert Nick, I love dessert.
286
00:18:03,085 --> 00:18:07,252
(relaxed flute music, mid tempo drumbeat)
287
00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:27,700
Hands up, hands up.
288
00:19:02,569 --> 00:19:04,986
Keep your hands up, hands up.
289
00:19:06,253 --> 00:19:10,005
Get him come on, it's
not your girlfriend man.
290
00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,583
I want jabs to the head, jabs.
291
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,002
Now hands up, come on, jabs man, come on.
292
00:19:17,693 --> 00:19:20,355
Oh, that's what I'm talkin' about.
293
00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,652
Nick, he's all yours.
294
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:26,571
Zeke, I want you to
meet the next Mike Tyson.
295
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,086
Ah hey, hey, hey.
296
00:19:31,570 --> 00:19:33,373
Nick, what's up with your man
297
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:36,647
disrespecting me like
that, staring at my girl?
298
00:19:36,649 --> 00:19:39,594
I didn't know she was your girl.
299
00:19:39,596 --> 00:19:43,039
I'm kiddin' dude, we just met.
300
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,208
But she's fine, ain't she?
301
00:19:46,312 --> 00:19:47,145
Hey.
302
00:19:47,986 --> 00:19:50,888
Ooh babe, this is my cousin Zeke.
303
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,890
His mother's my aunt that just died.
304
00:19:55,827 --> 00:19:58,118
I'm sorry for your loss man, I know you
305
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:02,319
and your 12 brothers are going
through a difficult time.
306
00:20:02,321 --> 00:20:03,904
Yeah, yeah Angie.
307
00:20:04,795 --> 00:20:07,248
What are you doin' telling family secrets?
308
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,602
It's okay Zeke,
309
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:10,942
he'll be family as soon
as we tie the knot.
310
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:14,158
I'm sorry man that was,
that was disrespectful.
311
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:16,654
I hate to break up the
little family reunion
312
00:20:16,656 --> 00:20:19,280
but Jay, we gotta talk
about your next fight.
313
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:22,472
Hey babe, why don't you
take Zeke and show him around?
314
00:20:22,474 --> 00:20:23,307
Um...
315
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,139
nah.
316
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,469
I'm okay, I'm a go wait in the car.
317
00:20:29,471 --> 00:20:31,726
It's nice meeting you bro.
318
00:20:31,728 --> 00:20:33,403
Come on, I'll walk you out.
319
00:20:33,405 --> 00:20:37,572
Yeah you know what, on second
thought I'll take that tour.
320
00:20:38,968 --> 00:20:41,718
Great, don't keep him too long.
321
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,963
Bet you have a ball with that, huh?
322
00:20:48,422 --> 00:20:50,598
What was I saying?
323
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:51,600
Sponsorship.
324
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:56,602
Got a restaurant that wants to sponsor...
325
00:21:00,461 --> 00:21:02,420
Are you trying to get me killed?
326
00:21:02,422 --> 00:21:04,302
Are you still upset about last night?
327
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,606
Yeah, he came.
328
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:07,204
So did I, I was ready for round two.
329
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:09,585
Stop or you'll get us both killed, okay?
330
00:21:09,587 --> 00:21:10,420
Hey.
331
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:15,143
And I think this will be a great deal
332
00:21:15,145 --> 00:21:18,790
with Gibson Strawberries, get a lot of...
333
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:21,621
You know actually I wrote your schedule
334
00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:24,873
on this, here's the new Samsung Galaxy.
335
00:21:25,758 --> 00:21:29,070
Would you look at that, it's
a boudoir photo of my wife.
336
00:21:29,072 --> 00:21:30,239
She's hideous.
337
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,049
Check that out.
338
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:36,610
I'm gettin' outta here.
(shriek)
339
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:39,862
Stop talkin' about my mother, it hurts!
340
00:21:49,987 --> 00:21:52,395
Uh, I'm not feeling too good so
341
00:21:52,397 --> 00:21:54,531
I'm just gonna wait for you in the car.
342
00:21:54,533 --> 00:21:56,542
You know what, I'll go with you buddy.
343
00:21:56,544 --> 00:21:57,979
We're all done here, right Jay?
344
00:21:57,981 --> 00:22:02,889
We're good, we're good, hey
it was nice meeting you bro.
345
00:22:02,891 --> 00:22:04,524
Babe, what happened?
346
00:22:04,526 --> 00:22:06,364
He got upset when I said I wished
347
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,946
auntie could be here
to meet his boyfriend.
348
00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:09,781
Oh, ooh.
349
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,073
Zeke,
350
00:22:39,629 --> 00:22:43,028
why didn't you tell me your mother died?
351
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:46,505
Nick, my mom's not dead, she's at home.
352
00:22:46,507 --> 00:22:47,863
Your cousin just said...
353
00:22:47,865 --> 00:22:49,825
She wasn't my cousin, Nick.
354
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:51,631
Let's just drive to the publisher and I'll
355
00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:53,851
tell you the story on
the way there, all right?
356
00:22:53,853 --> 00:22:57,899
Let's just please get the hell outta here.
357
00:22:57,901 --> 00:23:00,153
I've met your mother, she's very nice.
358
00:23:00,155 --> 00:23:02,155
I almost cried a little.
359
00:23:05,758 --> 00:23:08,758
(car alarm beeping)
360
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,445
Babe, I feel really bad how we
361
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:29,501
kinda left Zeke back there like that.
362
00:23:29,503 --> 00:23:31,341
Well if you're feeling bad then
363
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,474
maybe we can invite him to dinner.
364
00:23:33,476 --> 00:23:35,482
Yeah but I'm not too sure how we can
365
00:23:35,484 --> 00:23:37,495
actually get ahold of
him to do that though.
366
00:23:37,497 --> 00:23:38,807
I can call him.
367
00:23:38,809 --> 00:23:40,164
You know, no.
368
00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:42,205
I think he's been through
enough for the day.
369
00:23:42,207 --> 00:23:46,124
I'll just call my manager and
have him reach out to him.
370
00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:46,959
Okay.
371
00:23:49,356 --> 00:23:51,561
♪ Ba da bop
372
00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:54,965
♪ She wants to have
her cake and eat it too
373
00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:58,244
♪ But you're afraid that she'll turn into
374
00:23:58,246 --> 00:24:01,808
♪ A punching bag if her boyfriend knew
375
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:05,977
♪ About the creepin' lyin' that y'all do
376
00:24:07,035 --> 00:24:09,223
♪ A lie only multiplies
377
00:24:09,225 --> 00:24:11,975
♪ Into more lies
378
00:24:13,067 --> 00:24:15,027
♪ How long can you hide
379
00:24:15,029 --> 00:24:19,869
♪ How long can you wear a disguise
380
00:24:19,871 --> 00:24:22,204
♪ Ba da bop
381
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,561
♪ Ba da bop
382
00:24:26,554 --> 00:24:28,887
♪ Ba da bop
383
00:24:30,086 --> 00:24:34,063
♪ Ba da bop, bop, bop, bop
384
00:24:34,065 --> 00:24:38,232
♪ Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop
385
00:24:45,715 --> 00:24:47,680
If I didn't think on my feet,
386
00:24:47,682 --> 00:24:50,219
that meeting could've
went completely different.
387
00:24:50,221 --> 00:24:54,388
Zeke, this is the kinda story
that should be in your book.
388
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,752
Are you out of your damn mind?
389
00:24:57,754 --> 00:25:00,900
Come on, think about it, it's perfect.
390
00:25:00,902 --> 00:25:04,006
This kind of adventure, misadventure,
391
00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:06,926
near-death experience is exactly
what people want to read.
392
00:25:06,928 --> 00:25:08,890
I'm not puttin' it in my book, Nick.
393
00:25:08,892 --> 00:25:12,392
I'm telling you, you're gonna put it in.
394
00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:16,125
Now you listen to me.
395
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,332
If you want this book to sell
at all, you gotta throw in...
396
00:25:19,334 --> 00:25:20,848
I'm not puttin' it in my book, Nick.
397
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:22,652
The book's about your
sexcapades and this is
398
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:25,882
the biggest adventure of
them all, are you kidding me?
399
00:25:25,884 --> 00:25:27,935
I barely survived Nick, what
the hell am I supposed to do?
400
00:25:27,937 --> 00:25:31,054
Yeah exactly, you barely
survived but you survived.
401
00:25:31,056 --> 00:25:33,806
My mom died technically, kinda.
402
00:25:34,797 --> 00:25:36,269
She did not.
403
00:25:36,271 --> 00:25:38,152
She's not really dead.
404
00:25:38,154 --> 00:25:41,222
Right, people are living
vicariously through you.
405
00:25:41,224 --> 00:25:43,352
You know the most exciting thing that
406
00:25:43,354 --> 00:25:45,322
happened to me in the
bedroom this last year?
407
00:25:45,324 --> 00:25:48,925
My wife called me Kevin,
I didn't even get mad.
408
00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,548
It was the most exciting moment we've had.
409
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,632
We took our clothes off
that night, the first time
410
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:56,749
we'd taken our clothes off
when we had sex in three years.
411
00:25:56,751 --> 00:25:59,577
That's sad, that's not
really fun, it's just sad.
412
00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:02,527
Yeah, it's sad and that's
why I need you to live
413
00:26:02,529 --> 00:26:05,638
vicariously through because
I'm not having anything.
414
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,390
If I die, then we...
415
00:26:11,014 --> 00:26:12,694
I put it in my book and then say
416
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:14,622
he finds me and kills me, then what?
417
00:26:14,624 --> 00:26:16,633
Yeah so what, he killed
you, you died right?
418
00:26:16,635 --> 00:26:17,466
Yes.
419
00:26:17,468 --> 00:26:19,298
Guess what, you're gonna die.
420
00:26:19,300 --> 00:26:23,312
Everybody's gonna die but
not everybody truly lives.
421
00:26:23,314 --> 00:26:25,812
Let me tell you something, people would
422
00:26:25,814 --> 00:26:28,930
kill to have had the
adventures you've had.
423
00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:31,836
Women deserve this, you're
doin' this not for you.
424
00:26:31,838 --> 00:26:36,005
Stop being so selfish, do
this for the whole world.
425
00:26:38,183 --> 00:26:40,478
Nick, where the hell are we Nick?
426
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:42,241
We're here.
427
00:26:42,243 --> 00:26:43,920
Here where? There's no sign.
428
00:26:43,922 --> 00:26:46,456
There's no sign because it's exclusive.
429
00:26:46,458 --> 00:26:48,375
Get ready to be a star.
430
00:26:49,578 --> 00:26:50,970
Come on.
431
00:26:50,972 --> 00:26:51,889
Ah, Nick.
432
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,473
So this is what you're going with?
433
00:27:11,494 --> 00:27:13,245
Thanks for your time Nick but we're
434
00:27:13,247 --> 00:27:16,195
gonna have to pass on the project.
435
00:27:16,197 --> 00:27:20,368
Wait, what do you want to hear more of?
436
00:27:20,370 --> 00:27:23,925
Everything, there's no spark, no fire.
437
00:27:23,927 --> 00:27:25,891
This is not the work I heard fall
438
00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,470
from your lips when I
saw your performance.
439
00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:29,982
You saw my show?
440
00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:31,866
Yeah, Nick told me about you and gave
441
00:27:31,868 --> 00:27:33,831
me and my wife tickets to your show.
442
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:36,369
Look Sara, this is Zeke's
first book all right?
443
00:27:36,371 --> 00:27:39,203
Can you give him like a week
to send you something else?
444
00:27:39,205 --> 00:27:40,755
What I read here is not even
445
00:27:40,757 --> 00:27:43,507
close to what I heard that night.
446
00:27:44,568 --> 00:27:47,401
Zeke's performance on stage was so
447
00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,649
strong and confident.
448
00:27:50,651 --> 00:27:53,674
Every word that came out of his mouth
449
00:27:53,676 --> 00:27:57,157
left a visual that made you
feel like you were there.
450
00:27:57,159 --> 00:28:01,326
His every word passed through
your body like electricity.
451
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:05,926
After his second verse,
our panties were drenched.
452
00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:07,815
I need a cigarette.
453
00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:09,741
That was you?
454
00:28:09,743 --> 00:28:11,751
Well that was me that night and now
455
00:28:11,753 --> 00:28:13,881
this is me after I read what you sent.
456
00:28:13,883 --> 00:28:17,933
From what you wrote, it looks
like you prefer this reaction.
457
00:28:17,935 --> 00:28:20,591
So it's been nice talking to you fellas.
458
00:28:20,593 --> 00:28:23,616
Wait Sara, this is
not all that Zeke has.
459
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:26,169
I mean this guy has stories
460
00:28:26,171 --> 00:28:28,254
that will blow your mind.
461
00:28:30,033 --> 00:28:31,673
Tell her that one that you were
462
00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:34,446
telling me on the car
on the way over here.
463
00:28:34,448 --> 00:28:35,510
What?
464
00:28:35,512 --> 00:28:37,032
You know.
465
00:28:37,034 --> 00:28:41,201
You know, the chapter entitled
Last Night's Great Escape?
466
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,230
Get your panties ready.
467
00:28:48,232 --> 00:28:49,232
Okay um...
468
00:28:56,500 --> 00:29:00,000
Well that was exceptionally adventurous.
469
00:29:01,161 --> 00:29:03,411
You bought yourself a week.
470
00:29:15,933 --> 00:29:19,183
(relaxed guitar music)
471
00:29:21,744 --> 00:29:24,327
[Tammy] Hey, this is my song!
472
00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:27,720
Girl, I don't understand
why we gotta dress like we're
473
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:31,700
goin' to the club for a couple
of guys at a coffee shop.
474
00:29:31,702 --> 00:29:35,180
Girl I am fine, can't you
see me, can't you see me?
475
00:29:35,182 --> 00:29:36,432
What is this?
476
00:29:37,682 --> 00:29:39,483
My outfit, you like?
477
00:29:39,485 --> 00:29:40,872
Are you sure we're going to
478
00:29:40,874 --> 00:29:42,921
a coffee shop or your second job?
479
00:29:42,923 --> 00:29:46,561
- Hmm, what second job?
- The strip club.
480
00:29:46,563 --> 00:29:49,265
Gina, you know I don't
work in no strip club.
481
00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:51,350
I can't tell with those Daisy Dukes,
482
00:29:51,352 --> 00:29:55,445
the tube top, the heels, it's a bit much.
483
00:29:55,447 --> 00:29:57,735
Yeah but baby girl, remember this.
484
00:29:57,737 --> 00:29:59,572
Not everyone can dress like that
485
00:29:59,574 --> 00:30:03,127
mother off Little House on the Pairie.
486
00:30:03,129 --> 00:30:04,724
And for your information,
487
00:30:04,726 --> 00:30:06,486
it's Little House on the Prairie.
488
00:30:06,488 --> 00:30:08,003
Why you talkin' about my dress?
489
00:30:08,005 --> 00:30:10,862
I feel like I'm showing too
much skin as it is though.
490
00:30:10,864 --> 00:30:14,552
Yeah you look all right but
girl come on, we need to go.
491
00:30:14,554 --> 00:30:17,580
Listen um, I was thinkin' we would
492
00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:21,380
take my car since yours is a little sick.
493
00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:26,089
It's not sick, I took it
to Flip and he hooked it up.
494
00:30:26,091 --> 00:30:27,645
Are you sure he hooked it up
495
00:30:27,647 --> 00:30:29,900
or he's not trying to get hooked up?
496
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:32,483
No he's harmless,
girl he's broke and old.
497
00:30:32,485 --> 00:30:34,121
I don't want him.
498
00:30:34,123 --> 00:30:34,956
Flip.
499
00:30:36,136 --> 00:30:38,380
You don't find it a
little funny when you take
500
00:30:38,382 --> 00:30:41,983
your car to get it fixed, it
breaks down immediately after?
501
00:30:41,985 --> 00:30:44,893
Um no because what's broke
I under warranty, baby.
502
00:30:44,895 --> 00:30:47,674
No, he's trying to
get under your warranty.
503
00:30:47,676 --> 00:30:50,123
Never, now girl let's go.
504
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:53,029
I brought you over here so
you can see that nothing...
505
00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:55,027
Uh-uh, you brought me over here so
506
00:30:55,029 --> 00:30:57,686
I'd be trapped with you
all day, that's why.
507
00:30:57,688 --> 00:30:59,894
- [Tammy] Whatever girl.
- Tell the truth.
508
00:30:59,896 --> 00:31:01,609
(laughs)
509
00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,657
♪ You wanna take a chance
510
00:31:03,659 --> 00:31:05,865
♪ Talk about it, be about it
511
00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:09,660
♪ What I'm saying, you
gotta live your life
512
00:31:09,662 --> 00:31:14,005
♪ I know it ain't a
given with you by my side
513
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:18,174
♪ If you choose me I will be what you need
514
00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:25,921
Ugh.
515
00:31:25,923 --> 00:31:28,616
What the hell is that smell?
516
00:31:28,618 --> 00:31:29,451
Hoo.
517
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,709
One of us shit on the
floor and one of us quit.
518
00:31:45,711 --> 00:31:47,378
You guess which one.
519
00:31:49,307 --> 00:31:51,057
Who you think quit?
520
00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:54,982
(phone ringing)
521
00:31:54,984 --> 00:31:57,484
I gotta go, catch you later.
522
00:31:58,333 --> 00:31:59,968
A week.
523
00:31:59,970 --> 00:32:01,303
A week, hello?
524
00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:08,021
No I'm just leaving my
manager's house, what's up?
525
00:32:08,023 --> 00:32:10,523
Yeah for sure, where you at?
526
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:27,046
And that was the worst
day I've ever had, awful.
527
00:32:27,048 --> 00:32:29,381
What's the deal with Zeke?
528
00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:33,407
What do you mean what's the deal?
529
00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:37,095
You call him, he breaks
his neck to come save you.
530
00:32:37,097 --> 00:32:38,690
I think there's something going
531
00:32:38,692 --> 00:32:40,978
on that you're not telling me.
532
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,151
Yeah, like what?
533
00:32:43,153 --> 00:32:47,483
Girl, your face does not
light up for no one else
534
00:32:47,485 --> 00:32:50,808
like it does for Zeke
when you talk about him.
535
00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:54,534
I'll concede but I mean
we really are just friends.
536
00:32:54,536 --> 00:32:56,295
What are you trying to say?
537
00:32:56,297 --> 00:32:59,253
Friends don't hug like that.
538
00:32:59,255 --> 00:33:01,134
Okay, so how do friends hug?
539
00:33:01,136 --> 00:33:04,956
Real simple and just
hug, pat on the back.
540
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:07,208
Well dressing the way that you do,
541
00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:09,179
I would have to hug everybody like that
542
00:33:09,181 --> 00:33:11,272
so I don't give off mixed signals.
543
00:33:11,274 --> 00:33:13,806
Anyways, where's your guy?
544
00:33:13,808 --> 00:33:16,829
He'll be here, where's your Triple A?
545
00:33:16,831 --> 00:33:20,581
Does this body look
like it needs Triple A?
546
00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,338
What is this?
547
00:33:31,712 --> 00:33:35,232
Say ladies, seems like
you're having some car trouble.
548
00:33:35,234 --> 00:33:37,277
[Tammy] Ugh what, oh no thank you.
549
00:33:37,279 --> 00:33:39,166
- You need a ride?
- No thank you.
550
00:33:39,168 --> 00:33:41,909
Wait a minute, what about all of this?
551
00:33:41,911 --> 00:33:44,911
Mm mm, he's too creepy, mm mm, no.
552
00:33:45,995 --> 00:33:47,671
We're good.
553
00:33:47,673 --> 00:33:51,396
Hey hey hey hey hey, I was here first.
554
00:33:51,398 --> 00:33:53,322
Oh honey, honey, honey.
555
00:33:53,324 --> 00:33:56,191
You can have me for half the price.
556
00:33:56,193 --> 00:33:58,943
(tongue hissing)
557
00:34:01,198 --> 00:34:03,479
- Unreal.
- I know.
558
00:34:03,481 --> 00:34:06,492
It's crazy they're so homophobic.
559
00:34:06,494 --> 00:34:08,002
Yeah.
560
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:11,337
Oh, I didn't know you had that in you.
561
00:34:13,196 --> 00:34:17,363
(relaxed jazzy guitar, trumpet music)
562
00:34:28,309 --> 00:34:29,905
So I realized the day of prom
563
00:34:29,907 --> 00:34:31,424
I was actually out of a date.
564
00:34:31,426 --> 00:34:32,812
What happened?
565
00:34:32,814 --> 00:34:35,192
Girl, his date went
with his best friend.
566
00:34:35,194 --> 00:34:37,194
- Ex-best friend.
- What did you do?
567
00:34:37,196 --> 00:34:40,303
Well I realized Regina asked
him to prom a week before.
568
00:34:40,305 --> 00:34:41,138
Yeah.
569
00:34:41,993 --> 00:34:44,612
He was banging on my door and my boyfriend
570
00:34:44,614 --> 00:34:47,933
at the time was over and
we were arguing as usual.
571
00:34:47,935 --> 00:34:51,487
So Regina comes to the door like "What?"
572
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,220
(chuckles)
573
00:34:53,222 --> 00:34:55,846
"Okay well um, please take me to prom.
574
00:34:55,848 --> 00:34:57,410
"My date ditched me."
575
00:34:57,412 --> 00:34:59,568
I didn't sound like that
but her boyfriend came
576
00:34:59,570 --> 00:35:02,807
the door, he was all "Get
your punk ass outta here.
577
00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:05,554
"This is my girl, find your own broad."
578
00:35:05,556 --> 00:35:06,657
What?
579
00:35:06,659 --> 00:35:08,543
And what did you say to that?
580
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:10,219
Well I mean I just told him
581
00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:12,720
I'm not your broad and
I'm goin' with Zeke.
582
00:35:12,722 --> 00:35:14,475
So he told me if I went it was
583
00:35:14,477 --> 00:35:16,611
over but you know, I didn't care.
584
00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:18,790
I felt really bad,
started to worry about it.
585
00:35:18,792 --> 00:35:20,877
But of course, you know she went.
586
00:35:20,879 --> 00:35:24,681
Ah that's cute, so what
happened at the prom?
587
00:35:24,683 --> 00:35:26,525
We had the best time and I'm
588
00:35:26,527 --> 00:35:29,067
so lucky because it almost didn't happen.
589
00:35:29,069 --> 00:35:30,664
But you know I wouldn't have hung you
590
00:35:30,666 --> 00:35:32,710
out to dry Zeke and I'm glad that I didn't
591
00:35:32,712 --> 00:35:35,448
because you wouldn't
be here for us now, so.
592
00:35:35,450 --> 00:35:36,283
Yeah.
593
00:35:37,862 --> 00:35:39,612
Did y'all have sex?
594
00:35:40,493 --> 00:35:41,910
No, no, no, no.
595
00:35:43,112 --> 00:35:45,696
Why is everything
always about sex with you?
596
00:35:45,698 --> 00:35:47,031
Because it is.
597
00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:52,161
God, Zeke do not know how to drive.
598
00:35:52,163 --> 00:35:53,163
I do, I...
599
00:35:55,187 --> 00:35:57,725
I'm sorry, let me get out now.
600
00:35:57,727 --> 00:36:00,062
Girl, and he's cheap.
601
00:36:00,064 --> 00:36:02,518
Gonna sign this receipt
for you, all right?
602
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,709
- He is cheap.
- You're too much.
603
00:36:05,711 --> 00:36:08,495
Girl, you know I'm
just playing with you.
604
00:36:08,497 --> 00:36:11,747
Yeah I know but I wanted to you know,
605
00:36:12,612 --> 00:36:13,529
never mind.
606
00:36:14,949 --> 00:36:17,699
Why don't you tell him you like him?
607
00:36:17,701 --> 00:36:20,684
For what, he's like a friend to me.
608
00:36:20,686 --> 00:36:24,171
I know him like he's a brother or I mean,
609
00:36:24,173 --> 00:36:26,863
we just don't have that
kind of relationship.
610
00:36:26,865 --> 00:36:31,032
Lies, girl you like him a
little more than just a friend.
611
00:36:33,404 --> 00:36:37,653
Tammy, you don't know
what you're talkin' about.
612
00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:41,572
Well since you don't
want him, I'll take him.
613
00:36:42,697 --> 00:36:44,030
You heard right.
614
00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:47,644
Don't play.
615
00:36:47,646 --> 00:36:49,729
See you later, darling.
616
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,163
Thanks, Zeke.
617
00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:58,674
♪ You know you're the one
618
00:37:00,536 --> 00:37:05,122
♪ That you might find what
it is that you're looking for
619
00:37:05,124 --> 00:37:07,582
- Sorry about that.
- That's okay. (chuckles)
620
00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:11,836
♪ Baby your love shine bright
621
00:37:11,838 --> 00:37:14,589
♪ You must be from heaven
622
00:37:14,591 --> 00:37:18,758
♪ 'Cause you're my angel from above
623
00:37:20,253 --> 00:37:23,812
You look really nice,
where are you headed?
624
00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:27,002
So I only look nice when I'm dressed up?
625
00:37:27,004 --> 00:37:28,394
No, no.
626
00:37:28,396 --> 00:37:32,120
So I don't look nice
when I'm dressed up?
627
00:37:32,122 --> 00:37:34,702
No I was, wait that's
not what I was saying.
628
00:37:34,704 --> 00:37:36,668
Relax it's okay, I was just messing
629
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:40,343
with you but thanks for the compliment.
630
00:37:40,345 --> 00:37:42,513
(phone ringing)
631
00:37:42,515 --> 00:37:44,182
That's my manager.
632
00:37:45,172 --> 00:37:46,005
Yeah Nick.
633
00:37:49,222 --> 00:37:50,618
What? No.
634
00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:51,453
Really?
635
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:55,283
No way, uh-uh, not happening.
636
00:37:55,285 --> 00:37:59,058
Yeah well the thing I told
you about his girlfriend.
637
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:02,258
Nick, are you trying to get me k...?
638
00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:04,093
Fine I'll go, I'll go.
639
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,125
What's wrong?
640
00:38:08,963 --> 00:38:11,378
Nick my manager, one
of his clients who is
641
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:14,655
a boxer wants to take me out
to dinner tomorrow night.
642
00:38:14,657 --> 00:38:16,740
What's wrong with that?
643
00:38:17,886 --> 00:38:20,017
I slept with his girlfriend.
644
00:38:20,019 --> 00:38:24,065
Zeke, why would you do a
disgusting thing like that?
645
00:38:24,067 --> 00:38:26,809
I didn't know she had a
boyfriend 'til he showed up.
646
00:38:26,811 --> 00:38:28,652
And you, let me say something.
647
00:38:28,654 --> 00:38:31,213
She's trash for that too, by the way.
648
00:38:31,215 --> 00:38:32,929
I didn't know she had a boyfriend
649
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:34,772
'til he showed up, I just...
650
00:38:34,774 --> 00:38:35,774
Okay so...
651
00:38:37,644 --> 00:38:40,304
You see him, he sees you and now
652
00:38:40,306 --> 00:38:42,561
he wants to take you out to dinner?
653
00:38:42,563 --> 00:38:44,777
What kind of mafia shit is he on?
654
00:38:44,779 --> 00:38:46,580
Okay well he didn't catch me actually.
655
00:38:46,582 --> 00:38:47,987
I had like a bandanna around my face.
656
00:38:47,989 --> 00:38:50,413
Like I looked really cool,
should've saw the whole thing.
657
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:52,413
I didn't think I'd see him ever again
658
00:38:52,415 --> 00:38:54,672
until our manager
introduced us this morning
659
00:38:54,674 --> 00:38:57,535
and then his girlfriend was all over me.
660
00:38:57,537 --> 00:38:59,579
I told her it's not
happening but you know,
661
00:38:59,581 --> 00:39:02,192
she keeps coming at me.
662
00:39:02,194 --> 00:39:05,598
Okay and her boyfriend,
he didn't say anything
663
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,501
when he saw her all over you and?
664
00:39:08,503 --> 00:39:11,279
So he thought that she
was being affectionate
665
00:39:11,281 --> 00:39:13,531
because her aunt, my mother
666
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:15,268
died.
667
00:39:17,757 --> 00:39:19,424
She's your cousin?
668
00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:21,936
Your mom died?
669
00:39:21,938 --> 00:39:24,633
What, no, no to both.
670
00:39:24,635 --> 00:39:26,316
She just said that so he wouldn't say
671
00:39:26,318 --> 00:39:28,769
anything about her being all over me and...
672
00:39:28,771 --> 00:39:30,120
I was about to say.
673
00:39:30,122 --> 00:39:34,678
Now I gotta do that all
over again tomorrow night.
674
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,191
- I could go.
- Really?
675
00:39:36,193 --> 00:39:37,526
Yes, yeah, yeah.
676
00:39:38,368 --> 00:39:40,864
Didn't have to think
about that, did you?
677
00:39:40,866 --> 00:39:42,503
Nothing to think about except
678
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,713
you's gonna save my ass again.
679
00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:47,306
I'm pretty good at
that, you gotta admit.
680
00:39:47,308 --> 00:39:50,095
You are pretty good at saving my ass.
681
00:39:50,097 --> 00:39:54,098
♪ This honey was a sweet
milk chocolate missus
682
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,517
♪ Perfectly wrapped
683
00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,850
I can't believe what you just told me.
684
00:39:58,852 --> 00:40:01,923
I almost died twice,
I'm gonna pull over here.
685
00:40:01,925 --> 00:40:06,132
A bandanna, like that's
crazy, it's like a movie.
686
00:40:06,134 --> 00:40:09,693
It is like a movie, a
Will Adams movie actually.
687
00:40:09,695 --> 00:40:12,278
Sounds like a Will Adams movie.
688
00:40:19,744 --> 00:40:21,100
What are you doing?
689
00:40:21,102 --> 00:40:22,855
I'm getting practice for tomorrow night.
690
00:40:22,857 --> 00:40:24,690
Zeke, you are crazy.
691
00:40:30,413 --> 00:40:31,246
Okay.
692
00:40:43,939 --> 00:40:47,171
Hey, thank you in
advance for tomorrow night.
693
00:40:47,173 --> 00:40:49,133
Oh it's no problem, it's the least I
694
00:40:49,135 --> 00:40:52,040
can do for you bailing
me and Tammy out again.
695
00:40:52,042 --> 00:40:52,875
Thank you.
696
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,092
Thanks again.
697
00:40:58,094 --> 00:40:58,927
Yeah.
698
00:41:00,016 --> 00:41:01,683
Damn, what was that?
699
00:41:13,267 --> 00:41:14,100
Zeke.
700
00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,580
(up tempo drumbeat)
701
00:41:22,476 --> 00:41:25,387
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
702
00:41:25,389 --> 00:41:28,376
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what ya gonna do
703
00:41:28,378 --> 00:41:31,413
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
704
00:41:31,415 --> 00:41:34,530
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what will you do
705
00:41:34,532 --> 00:41:37,680
♪ Another person's trash is
another person's treasure
706
00:41:37,682 --> 00:41:41,044
♪ Confess the truth now
before repercussions later
707
00:41:41,046 --> 00:41:43,908
♪ Since prom uh, since prom what
708
00:41:43,910 --> 00:41:46,399
♪ Since prom uh-uh, since prom
709
00:41:46,401 --> 00:41:49,637
♪ Since prom he wanted
to have you on his arm
710
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:52,506
♪ Six feet tall, handsome
with a nice charm
711
00:41:52,508 --> 00:41:55,454
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
712
00:41:55,456 --> 00:41:58,568
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what ya gonna do
713
00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:01,724
♪ Wa wa wa wa, one two, one two
714
00:42:01,726 --> 00:42:04,552
♪ Wa wa wa wa, what will you do
715
00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:07,372
♪ What will you do, what will you do
716
00:42:07,374 --> 00:42:10,190
♪ Now what will you do,
now what will you do
717
00:42:10,192 --> 00:42:13,215
♪ Now what will you do,
now what will you do
718
00:42:13,217 --> 00:42:17,384
♪ Now what will you do, what will you do
719
00:42:18,939 --> 00:42:20,606
Woo woo, Desmond..
720
00:42:21,869 --> 00:42:23,119
Hey yo Desmond.
721
00:42:24,864 --> 00:42:25,697
Desmond.
722
00:42:27,405 --> 00:42:29,692
Hey hey, what's up man?
723
00:42:29,694 --> 00:42:30,965
Whoa.
724
00:42:30,967 --> 00:42:32,844
Yo are you okay?
725
00:42:32,846 --> 00:42:35,172
Oh, I'm doing great.
726
00:42:35,174 --> 00:42:37,433
I got me a little dime piece in here
727
00:42:37,435 --> 00:42:40,768
and I'm about to bust her back wide out.
728
00:42:42,388 --> 00:42:45,090
How much did you drink?
729
00:42:45,092 --> 00:42:49,259
A lot, I had two bottles of
this but you can't have none.
730
00:42:50,474 --> 00:42:52,887
Okay, if you keep drinking like this
731
00:42:52,889 --> 00:42:56,139
you can't have none of that, all right?
732
00:42:59,533 --> 00:43:01,923
- Hah hah.
- And what is that?
733
00:43:01,925 --> 00:43:04,586
That's where you're wrong, smarty-pants.
734
00:43:04,588 --> 00:43:07,505
Ta da, this fixes the whiskey dick.
735
00:43:08,348 --> 00:43:12,254
In fact it say for an erection lasting
736
00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,339
four hours or more, have a threesome.
737
00:43:18,328 --> 00:43:19,657
Oh, oh.
738
00:43:19,659 --> 00:43:20,492
Game time.
739
00:43:22,027 --> 00:43:23,789
[Zeke] Your heart's gonna explode.
740
00:43:23,791 --> 00:43:25,226
I'm about to explode up in
741
00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,437
these pants is what I'm gonna do.
742
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,007
Hey Regina, what's going on?
743
00:43:30,009 --> 00:43:33,084
Hey Regina baby, I'm having a party.
744
00:43:33,086 --> 00:43:34,546
Get back in the house.
745
00:43:34,548 --> 00:43:38,486
I'm having a party in
my pants and you invited.
746
00:43:38,488 --> 00:43:40,333
Get back in the house,
get back in the house.
747
00:43:40,335 --> 00:43:42,412
Get back in the house, I'm sorry Regina.
748
00:43:42,414 --> 00:43:44,914
Hey, now what were you saying?
749
00:43:53,514 --> 00:43:56,207
This here, is this Desmond's place?
750
00:43:56,209 --> 00:43:58,347
I'm a call you back.
751
00:43:58,349 --> 00:44:01,179
Yeah, yeah but he's not home right now.
752
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:03,593
[Alicia] I think he is, I hear music.
753
00:44:03,595 --> 00:44:06,208
Yeah, it's to ward off burglars.
754
00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:08,710
Are you, why are you so cross?
755
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:13,091
Damn Alicia, what happened to you?
756
00:44:13,093 --> 00:44:16,818
Shit, we was about to start without you.
757
00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:18,653
Get your ass in there.
758
00:44:22,583 --> 00:44:24,961
Ha ha, for an erection that lasts
759
00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:28,213
more than four hours, have a threesome.
760
00:44:38,972 --> 00:44:41,385
I'm sorry Regina, I'm
leaving Desmond's house.
761
00:44:41,387 --> 00:44:43,137
What were you saying?
762
00:44:44,537 --> 00:44:47,413
Oh yeah yeah, just make
sure you bring a friend.
763
00:44:47,415 --> 00:44:49,332
I said he's our friend.
764
00:44:50,362 --> 00:44:52,000
Yeah I can do that, I can do that.
765
00:44:52,002 --> 00:44:55,234
Her house is not that far
from Desmond's house anyway.
766
00:44:55,236 --> 00:44:56,865
Okay.
767
00:44:56,867 --> 00:45:01,034
(anxious piano tones, up tempo drumbeat)
768
00:45:03,561 --> 00:45:06,657
♪ Open up the door
769
00:45:06,659 --> 00:45:10,053
♪ Baby pour the wine
770
00:45:10,055 --> 00:45:13,081
♪ We can take it slow
771
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:16,515
♪ Or we can start to grind
772
00:45:16,517 --> 00:45:19,274
♪ We're having conversation
773
00:45:19,276 --> 00:45:22,499
♪ I try to focus in
774
00:45:22,501 --> 00:45:26,265
♪ But I just watch your lips move
775
00:45:26,267 --> 00:45:27,866
♪ I had a premonition
776
00:45:27,868 --> 00:45:30,647
♪ Would I be insecure
if I mentioned seduction
777
00:45:30,649 --> 00:45:34,164
♪ Causing malfunction, never
matter it was a nightmare
778
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:36,536
♪ Shrugged your shoulders
with a blank stare
779
00:45:36,538 --> 00:45:38,375
♪ Said I was delusional
780
00:45:38,377 --> 00:45:41,367
♪ Unusual behavior has the sweetest flavor
781
00:45:41,369 --> 00:45:43,861
♪ You never see the consequence of danger
782
00:45:43,863 --> 00:45:47,016
♪ You give lust your trust
and leave love in the dust
783
00:45:47,018 --> 00:45:49,884
♪ Blinded by the act,
you don't see the attack
784
00:45:49,886 --> 00:45:53,969
♪ Attack, attack, attack, attack
785
00:46:04,378 --> 00:46:05,211
Desmond.
786
00:46:17,868 --> 00:46:20,899
Good morning, tell
Desmond he was amazing.
787
00:46:20,901 --> 00:46:21,734
Okay.
788
00:46:27,321 --> 00:46:28,154
Desmond.
789
00:46:29,063 --> 00:46:30,536
Hey Desmond.
790
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:31,955
Who these ladies?
791
00:46:36,068 --> 00:46:39,706
Yo Desmond, what are you doin' man?
792
00:46:39,708 --> 00:46:41,712
What are you doing here man?
793
00:46:41,714 --> 00:46:44,990
Hey you gotta get outta here
man, you gonna mess up my shit.
794
00:46:44,992 --> 00:46:46,998
Oh, you talkin' about the ladies?
795
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,167
Yeah they left, it's nine
o'clock in the morning dude.
796
00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:53,560
Damn.
797
00:46:54,894 --> 00:46:58,614
I fell asleep before I
got a chance to do anything.
798
00:46:58,616 --> 00:47:01,626
What, no not according
to one of the ladies.
799
00:47:01,628 --> 00:47:04,211
She said tell him it was great.
800
00:47:05,209 --> 00:47:06,042
What?
801
00:47:09,147 --> 00:47:11,887
(chuckles)
802
00:47:11,889 --> 00:47:14,845
You mean to tell me
that you got the courage
803
00:47:14,847 --> 00:47:19,677
to instigate a threesome
and you don't remember it?
804
00:47:19,679 --> 00:47:21,762
(laughs)
805
00:47:23,986 --> 00:47:25,403
That's priceless.
806
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,312
Oh man, hey don't worry about it though.
807
00:47:29,314 --> 00:47:31,977
You got their numbers, you can
just call up and do it again.
808
00:47:31,979 --> 00:47:33,118
No I can't man,
809
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,830
they leave for Brazil
tonight indefinitely.
810
00:47:36,832 --> 00:47:37,665
Damn.
811
00:47:38,515 --> 00:47:42,046
Good one God, that's a good one.
812
00:47:42,048 --> 00:47:44,297
You know it's not as important as you
813
00:47:44,299 --> 00:47:48,466
remembering it happened but
that you know that it happened.
814
00:47:49,984 --> 00:47:51,782
I'm just trying to help you out.
815
00:47:51,784 --> 00:47:53,339
Uh-huh, get your ass outta here.
816
00:47:53,341 --> 00:47:55,221
What you doing over here anyway?
817
00:47:55,223 --> 00:47:57,145
Actually I came over last night
818
00:47:57,147 --> 00:47:59,729
to tell you that Regina's back in town.
819
00:47:59,731 --> 00:48:02,814
I remember that, damn she fine too.
820
00:48:03,834 --> 00:48:05,557
- You mind if I?
- No.
821
00:48:05,559 --> 00:48:07,149
Well not me, did you ever?
822
00:48:07,151 --> 00:48:08,547
No, no I didn't actually.
823
00:48:08,549 --> 00:48:10,267
I went over to her friend's house
824
00:48:10,269 --> 00:48:13,049
and she was wearing lingerie.
825
00:48:13,051 --> 00:48:14,851
Cool, so then I had Regina?
826
00:48:14,853 --> 00:48:15,686
No.
827
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:19,502
'Cause I bet you if I had
Regina, I'd remember that.
828
00:48:19,504 --> 00:48:20,921
What, nigga no.
829
00:48:21,841 --> 00:48:24,295
You're not sleeping
with Regina, all right?
830
00:48:24,297 --> 00:48:26,921
So you wanna sleep with
Regina and her girl, huh?
831
00:48:26,923 --> 00:48:27,840
You stingy.
832
00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:32,661
It says here in case of an erection
833
00:48:32,663 --> 00:48:36,135
lasting more than four
hours, have a threesome.
834
00:48:36,137 --> 00:48:40,146
It doesn't say that, let me see that.
835
00:48:40,148 --> 00:48:43,815
Have a threesome, it
does, actually it does.
836
00:48:44,895 --> 00:48:46,825
What was I talking about?
837
00:48:46,827 --> 00:48:50,475
You were saying you gonna
hook up Regina and her girl.
838
00:48:50,477 --> 00:48:52,407
[Zeke] No I wasn't, was I?
839
00:48:52,409 --> 00:48:55,076
(phone ringing)
840
00:48:56,005 --> 00:48:56,922
Hey babe.
841
00:48:58,871 --> 00:49:00,204
What, right now?
842
00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:05,228
Yeah well let me send Zeke out there
843
00:49:05,230 --> 00:49:08,256
'cause I don't have on no clothes yet.
844
00:49:08,258 --> 00:49:10,177
Oh no, he came over here to tell me about
845
00:49:10,179 --> 00:49:12,560
some wild night he had
with two girls last night.
846
00:49:12,562 --> 00:49:13,395
What?
847
00:49:14,402 --> 00:49:17,819
- Yeah I know, he is nasty.
- Come on man.
848
00:49:18,951 --> 00:49:21,161
Okay, all right.
849
00:49:21,163 --> 00:49:22,846
You just gonna lie like that?
850
00:49:22,848 --> 00:49:24,362
Dude, she asked what
you was doin' over here.
851
00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,082
What am I supposed to tell her?
852
00:49:26,084 --> 00:49:28,085
I don't, why are we friends?
853
00:49:28,087 --> 00:49:32,254
Because we help each
other out at times like now.
854
00:49:35,785 --> 00:49:37,511
Where my baby at?
855
00:49:37,513 --> 00:49:38,513
Come on out.
856
00:49:43,782 --> 00:49:44,615
Valerie.
857
00:49:46,073 --> 00:49:46,906
Hey.
858
00:49:51,149 --> 00:49:52,008
Hey girl.
859
00:49:52,010 --> 00:49:54,217
Hey, how you doing?
860
00:49:54,219 --> 00:49:56,466
I got a little bug or something.
861
00:49:56,468 --> 00:49:57,301
Okay.
862
00:49:59,498 --> 00:50:01,220
So I'll open the truck I guess.
863
00:50:01,222 --> 00:50:02,804
You should get it checked out,
864
00:50:02,806 --> 00:50:04,796
it might be like a sinus thing maybe.
865
00:50:04,798 --> 00:50:06,048
Go to a doctor.
866
00:50:07,994 --> 00:50:09,911
Give him his keys back.
867
00:50:13,137 --> 00:50:14,054
Hey baby.
868
00:50:15,548 --> 00:50:17,676
Welcome home, welcome home.
869
00:50:17,678 --> 00:50:19,561
How was your trip?
870
00:50:19,563 --> 00:50:21,173
It was good.
871
00:50:21,175 --> 00:50:22,889
I'm so glad you're back.
872
00:50:22,891 --> 00:50:26,808
It must be one of those
one minute bugs, huh?
873
00:50:29,734 --> 00:50:31,364
I love you baby but I swear,
874
00:50:31,366 --> 00:50:33,413
I don't know why you
hang out with that Zeke.
875
00:50:33,415 --> 00:50:34,924
I've been knowing Zeke all my
876
00:50:34,926 --> 00:50:36,441
life since like the third grade.
877
00:50:36,443 --> 00:50:40,181
He look out for me and I look out for him.
878
00:50:40,183 --> 00:50:41,996
See how you're sneezing?
879
00:50:41,998 --> 00:50:44,536
Ain't no telling what kinda
germs he done brought in here.
880
00:50:44,538 --> 00:50:46,095
I'm a get a drink, I'll
throw this tissue away.
881
00:50:46,097 --> 00:50:48,040
No no I got that, matter of
fact let me get you a drink.
882
00:50:48,042 --> 00:50:49,513
You go ahead and have a seat.
883
00:50:49,515 --> 00:50:51,968
I gotta wash my hands anyway so I got it.
884
00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:54,377
What can I get you?
885
00:50:54,379 --> 00:50:56,212
Let me get a lemon...
886
00:50:57,953 --> 00:50:59,907
See, it's shit like this
887
00:50:59,909 --> 00:51:02,947
that's gonna get your ass in trouble.
888
00:51:02,949 --> 00:51:04,788
Keep the damn drink and keep
889
00:51:04,790 --> 00:51:07,707
your nasty friends out of my house.
890
00:51:12,022 --> 00:51:13,272
Your welcome.
891
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,967
(anxious mid tempo drumbeat, piano tones)
892
00:51:23,646 --> 00:51:26,839
♪ You're in love, you're in love
893
00:51:26,841 --> 00:51:30,153
♪ You're in love, you're in love
894
00:51:30,155 --> 00:51:33,998
♪ You're in love, you're in love
895
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:38,997
♪ You're in love, shot
straight to the heart
896
00:51:38,999 --> 00:51:41,005
♪ You know you feel this harp
897
00:51:41,007 --> 00:51:42,969
♪ Don't keep love in the dark
898
00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:46,038
♪ Sex don't mean nothing
899
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:50,207
♪ Without butterflies or anticipation
900
00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:54,462
♪ You're in love, you're in love
901
00:51:54,464 --> 00:51:57,908
♪ You're in love, you're in love
902
00:51:57,910 --> 00:52:01,061
♪ You're in love, you're in love
903
00:52:01,063 --> 00:52:04,505
♪ You're in love, you're in love oh yes
904
00:52:04,507 --> 00:52:07,986
♪ You're in love, you're in love
905
00:52:07,988 --> 00:52:12,205
♪ You're in love, love, love, love
906
00:52:12,207 --> 00:52:15,318
♪ Lo-oh love, love, love, love
907
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:18,758
♪ Oh oh, love, love, love, love, love
908
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,726
♪ Oh oh, love, love, love, love, love
909
00:52:22,728 --> 00:52:26,895
♪ Love, love, love, love, love, love
910
00:52:28,733 --> 00:52:33,643
♪ La la la la, la la la la, la la la la
911
00:52:33,645 --> 00:52:37,812
♪ La la la la, la la la la, la la la la
912
00:52:40,486 --> 00:52:44,991
So, what kind of girlfriend
do you want me to be?
913
00:52:44,993 --> 00:52:47,169
I don't know, a good one?
914
00:52:47,171 --> 00:52:50,074
I mean do you want me to
be someone who's prissy,
915
00:52:50,076 --> 00:52:52,483
someone who eats dainty or someone
916
00:52:52,485 --> 00:52:54,977
that's gonna be all over you?
917
00:52:54,979 --> 00:52:58,099
Okay, you're gonna ask me that question.
918
00:52:58,101 --> 00:52:59,434
Um I don't know,
919
00:53:01,276 --> 00:53:05,594
be the kind of girl you'd
be if I were your man.
920
00:53:05,596 --> 00:53:07,096
Okay, let's see.
921
00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:10,645
Okay, got it.
922
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:14,158
Ooh yes, finally those acting classes
923
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,265
I took in college are going to pay off.
924
00:53:17,267 --> 00:53:21,255
Woo about time, yeah
you just wait and see.
925
00:53:21,257 --> 00:53:22,424
Watch me work.
926
00:53:25,098 --> 00:53:29,265
♪ The best part of me, sing the song
927
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:34,307
♪ I'm giving you the
best part of me, oh yeah
928
00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:39,835
♪ Oh yeah, the best part of me
929
00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:44,004
♪ If you just look into
my eyes, you can see
930
00:53:46,707 --> 00:53:50,040
♪ Best part, part of me
931
00:53:52,192 --> 00:53:55,002
♪ Compromise, I walk away
932
00:53:55,004 --> 00:53:58,411
♪ At least we fall in love again
933
00:53:58,413 --> 00:54:02,580
♪ Taking steps to make our own identity
934
00:54:05,281 --> 00:54:08,278
♪ In a dream world
935
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,788
♪ Whoa yeah
936
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:14,957
♪ It's where our dreams do come true
937
00:54:16,018 --> 00:54:18,310
(applause, cheering)
938
00:54:18,312 --> 00:54:20,643
Hey hey, how's everybody doing tonight?
939
00:54:20,645 --> 00:54:24,739
Come on and put your hands
together for Mrs. StephStaa.
940
00:54:24,741 --> 00:54:27,824
(applause, cheering)
941
00:54:28,839 --> 00:54:31,595
Good evening everybody,
I hope y'all don't mind
942
00:54:31,597 --> 00:54:35,560
I got my friend Lyght
Skin with me this evening.
943
00:54:35,562 --> 00:54:37,514
- Now Skin, you ready?
- Yes ma'am.
944
00:54:37,516 --> 00:54:38,683
Let's do it.
945
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:42,727
(relaxed piano music)
946
00:54:43,818 --> 00:54:46,818
- Is anybody out there in love?
- Yeah!
947
00:54:47,899 --> 00:54:49,982
Well we gonna find out.
948
00:54:52,852 --> 00:54:55,885
♪ Da da da da, da da da
949
00:54:55,887 --> 00:54:59,074
♪ Da da da ma
950
00:54:59,076 --> 00:55:02,682
♪ Da da da da, da da da
951
00:55:02,684 --> 00:55:06,140
♪ Da da da, I didn't know
952
00:55:06,142 --> 00:55:09,475
♪ I could get this high
953
00:55:11,264 --> 00:55:13,989
♪ Like a bird flying
954
00:55:13,991 --> 00:55:16,824
♪ On first flight
955
00:55:18,172 --> 00:55:22,339
♪ With you I don't
care, we can go anywhere
956
00:55:24,318 --> 00:55:26,905
♪ You got my back and no
957
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:29,907
♪ Need to be scared
958
00:55:31,915 --> 00:55:35,185
♪ Infatuation can lead
959
00:55:35,187 --> 00:55:37,937
♪ To frustration
960
00:55:39,028 --> 00:55:42,087
♪ Hesitation can bury
961
00:55:42,089 --> 00:55:44,259
♪ Intentions
962
00:55:44,261 --> 00:55:46,091
♪ I got so weak
963
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:49,010
♪ I couldn't fight
964
00:55:50,631 --> 00:55:52,475
♪ I love your love
965
00:55:52,477 --> 00:55:55,644
♪ In its golden light
966
00:55:57,383 --> 00:55:59,875
- Hey, glad you could make it.
- Thanks for having us.
967
00:55:59,877 --> 00:56:02,532
Yeah no problem, no problem
968
00:56:02,534 --> 00:56:04,534
and who do we have here?
969
00:56:05,420 --> 00:56:08,411
This is Regina, she is my...
970
00:56:08,413 --> 00:56:09,246
Fiance.
971
00:56:10,296 --> 00:56:15,213
Hi Regina, Zeke you've
never mentioned her before.
972
00:56:15,215 --> 00:56:19,506
Um, this is the first
time you've heard this news.
973
00:56:19,508 --> 00:56:22,504
You must be his cousin Angie.
974
00:56:22,506 --> 00:56:25,048
He's told me so much about you.
975
00:56:25,050 --> 00:56:29,217
Well are you just gonna stand
there or gonna give me a hug?
976
00:56:30,286 --> 00:56:32,786
You and I are gonna be family.
977
00:56:38,721 --> 00:56:42,888
♪ Meditation cancel the situation
978
00:56:43,942 --> 00:56:45,918
I thought you said he was gay.
979
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,646
He is, that is a man.
980
00:56:48,648 --> 00:56:50,030
Regina,
981
00:56:50,032 --> 00:56:51,563
Reginald.
982
00:56:51,565 --> 00:56:52,398
Oh, ooh.
983
00:57:00,225 --> 00:57:02,356
Good afternoon Nick.
984
00:57:02,358 --> 00:57:04,563
[Nick] Uh yeah yeah, hello.
985
00:57:04,565 --> 00:57:05,898
Are you ready?
986
00:57:06,938 --> 00:57:08,592
[Nick] Yeah I'm ready, I don't even
987
00:57:08,594 --> 00:57:10,600
know what's coming but I am ready.
988
00:57:10,602 --> 00:57:13,907
You're coming, did
you take out the trash?
989
00:57:13,909 --> 00:57:14,742
What?
990
00:57:15,587 --> 00:57:18,004
Did you take out the trash?
991
00:57:19,755 --> 00:57:21,836
Why are you telling me to take out
992
00:57:21,838 --> 00:57:24,745
the trash and why do
you sound like my wife?
993
00:57:24,747 --> 00:57:26,830
Because I am your wife.
994
00:57:28,537 --> 00:57:29,370
What?
995
00:57:30,543 --> 00:57:31,376
No.
996
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,433
No.
997
00:57:35,374 --> 00:57:38,778
No your ass and take out the trash.
998
00:57:38,780 --> 00:57:41,211
No, no, no, no, no, no.
999
00:57:41,213 --> 00:57:42,046
Ugh.
1000
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:52,166
♪ What's goin' on sugar
1001
00:57:53,129 --> 00:57:55,812
♪ Oh my
1002
00:57:55,814 --> 00:57:57,731
♪ High
1003
00:57:58,762 --> 00:58:00,845
♪ Oh why
1004
00:58:02,121 --> 00:58:04,038
♪ High
1005
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:11,200
♪ I'll offer you the most
1006
00:58:11,202 --> 00:58:14,549
♪ When you're busy at work
1007
00:58:14,551 --> 00:58:18,551
♪ Sometimes I can't help but to
1008
00:58:19,839 --> 00:58:23,839
♪ We're called an episode of us
1009
00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:30,565
Jay, that was a meal fit for a king.
1010
00:58:30,567 --> 00:58:32,158
Told you.
1011
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:36,327
I agree my king and I
can't wait to be your queen.
1012
00:58:38,964 --> 00:58:40,479
Hey this is our manager.
1013
00:58:40,481 --> 00:58:41,899
I'm sorry, I'm gonna take this, excuse me.
1014
00:58:41,901 --> 00:58:45,417
Take your time, take your time.
1015
00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:47,215
Mm, actually baby the wine kinda went
1016
00:58:47,217 --> 00:58:49,099
through me so I'm gonna use the restroom.
1017
00:58:49,101 --> 00:58:50,934
Okay but hurry back.
1018
00:58:51,914 --> 00:58:54,046
Okay, got that.
1019
00:58:54,048 --> 00:58:54,881
Go boy.
1020
00:58:57,690 --> 00:59:01,607
♪ I never felt this way before
1021
00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:06,721
So how long have you
and Zeke been together?
1022
00:59:06,723 --> 00:59:08,235
Awhile.
1023
00:59:08,237 --> 00:59:11,589
Funny he's never mentioned you before.
1024
00:59:11,591 --> 00:59:13,220
That's funny 'cause I was
1025
00:59:13,222 --> 00:59:15,185
thinking the same thing about you.
1026
00:59:15,187 --> 00:59:17,357
So what are you saying?
1027
00:59:17,359 --> 00:59:20,102
Same thing you're saying.
1028
00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:22,514
Well I think your whole act is bullshit.
1029
00:59:22,516 --> 00:59:26,117
You're nothing but arm candy to him.
1030
00:59:26,119 --> 00:59:28,015
You better watch yourself but
1031
00:59:28,017 --> 00:59:30,000
let me tell you something, sweetheart.
1032
00:59:30,002 --> 00:59:31,881
For you just to be a cousin,
1033
00:59:31,883 --> 00:59:35,476
you sure are a little bit
jealous of whatever I am.
1034
00:59:35,478 --> 00:59:36,994
I'm not his cousin.
1035
00:59:36,996 --> 00:59:38,964
Oh I know, you're the
skank that had him at
1036
00:59:38,966 --> 00:59:42,482
your house and your boxer
boyfriend almost killed him.
1037
00:59:42,484 --> 00:59:46,651
Yeah I know all about you, real class act.
1038
00:59:46,653 --> 00:59:47,486
Trash.
1039
00:59:49,415 --> 00:59:50,687
Hey baby.
1040
00:59:50,689 --> 00:59:54,328
Hey, back at the same time
huh, that's really awkward.
1041
00:59:54,330 --> 00:59:56,855
Babe, is everything okay?
1042
00:59:56,857 --> 00:59:59,107
No, I don't feel so good.
1043
01:00:00,054 --> 01:00:02,631
How are you all, everything good?
1044
01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:05,818
Oh yes indeed, that was
truly a meal fit for a king.
1045
01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:08,646
Would you like a dessert?
1046
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:09,756
No.
1047
01:00:09,758 --> 01:00:12,455
[Jay] That'll be all ma'am,
we'll just take the check.
1048
01:00:12,457 --> 01:00:16,268
Yeah I'm good, I have
to watch my figure.
1049
01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:19,351
I think I'm gonna be sick.
1050
01:00:19,353 --> 01:00:20,936
Here's the check.
1051
01:00:21,862 --> 01:00:23,793
Is everything okay?
1052
01:00:23,795 --> 01:00:25,378
I'm fine, thanks.
1053
01:00:27,543 --> 01:00:29,758
Zeke, Regina, I hope
everything works out
1054
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,707
with you two and please don't
forget our wedding invites.
1055
01:00:32,709 --> 01:00:35,785
Of course not, thank
you and get well soon.
1056
01:00:35,787 --> 01:00:38,159
(laughs)
1057
01:00:38,161 --> 01:00:41,028
What the hell happened
when we were gone?
1058
01:00:41,030 --> 01:00:44,443
Let's just say you won't have
to worry about her anymore.
1059
01:00:44,445 --> 01:00:45,278
Trust me.
1060
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,132
That was pretty funny
though, you have to admit.
1061
01:00:49,134 --> 01:00:50,575
It was pretty funny, you're a comedian.
1062
01:00:50,577 --> 01:00:52,753
You got jokes, you got jokes, it was...
1063
01:00:52,755 --> 01:00:53,588
And si.
1064
01:00:54,519 --> 01:00:56,318
Come on let's go, let's go.
1065
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,065
You owe me big time for that one.
1066
01:00:59,067 --> 01:01:02,792
I was your fiance, you wanted
me to be your girlfriend.
1067
01:01:02,794 --> 01:01:06,201
I went over and beyond for you.
1068
01:01:06,203 --> 01:01:09,068
♪ When love is true, see
1069
01:01:09,070 --> 01:01:11,409
♪ I just
1070
01:01:11,411 --> 01:01:15,425
♪ Want to lay and gaze with you
1071
01:01:15,427 --> 01:01:18,890
♪ Your wish is my command
1072
01:01:18,892 --> 01:01:23,059
♪ That's why I know you'll be my husband
1073
01:01:24,573 --> 01:01:27,957
♪ And I, and I
1074
01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:29,844
♪ I
1075
01:01:29,846 --> 01:01:33,301
♪ (chorus singing faintly)
1076
01:01:33,303 --> 01:01:35,970
♪ It feels good
1077
01:01:48,434 --> 01:01:50,607
Thank you for getting Angie off my back.
1078
01:01:50,609 --> 01:01:52,867
I really appreciate you
doing me this solid.
1079
01:01:52,869 --> 01:01:55,160
Oh no worries, I mean you really didn't
1080
01:01:55,162 --> 01:01:57,173
deserve the way she was
trying to manipulate
1081
01:01:57,175 --> 01:02:00,747
you so it was the least I can do.
1082
01:02:00,749 --> 01:02:03,988
Okay so I have to talk
to you about something.
1083
01:02:03,990 --> 01:02:05,073
What is it?
1084
01:02:06,078 --> 01:02:09,351
Last night when I went
to return Tammy's purse
1085
01:02:09,353 --> 01:02:12,384
to Tammy's house, Tammy
was just standing there
1086
01:02:12,386 --> 01:02:15,416
in lingerie and when I went
to hand her her purse...
1087
01:02:15,418 --> 01:02:17,299
All right, stop right there.
1088
01:02:17,301 --> 01:02:21,959
No I don't want to hear
anymore, that's enough.
1089
01:02:21,961 --> 01:02:25,313
What makes you think I
want to hear about that?
1090
01:02:25,315 --> 01:02:27,198
- So you like Tammy?
- No.
1091
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,327
- That's, okay.
- That's not what I said.
1092
01:02:29,329 --> 01:02:30,162
Right.
1093
01:02:34,479 --> 01:02:36,777
Hey, I thought you
couldn't walk in those heels.
1094
01:02:36,779 --> 01:02:38,700
What do you think this is?
1095
01:02:38,702 --> 01:02:40,378
Yo I talked to your friend and she said
1096
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:42,794
it was okay that we got
together, I didn't know that...
1097
01:02:42,796 --> 01:02:46,069
Oh so you think you're gonna
get with me and my friend?
1098
01:02:46,071 --> 01:02:48,494
No, it doesn't work that way Zeke.
1099
01:02:48,496 --> 01:02:50,463
What do you mean it
doesn't work that way?
1100
01:02:50,465 --> 01:02:52,715
Just exactly what I said.
1101
01:03:16,309 --> 01:03:20,226
Hey, (knocking) knock knock.
1102
01:03:26,389 --> 01:03:28,889
Hey baby, why the long face?
1103
01:03:30,447 --> 01:03:32,630
You had a bad performance last night?
1104
01:03:32,632 --> 01:03:33,787
What?
1105
01:03:33,789 --> 01:03:34,789
Nana no, no.
1106
01:03:35,829 --> 01:03:39,431
I um, I'm writing this
book, I have writer's block.
1107
01:03:39,433 --> 01:03:41,764
It's all in here I just,
1108
01:03:41,766 --> 01:03:44,178
I don't even have a title for it yet.
1109
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:45,860
Well let me make you something to eat.
1110
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:50,052
No Nana, no it's okay,
I'm not even hungry.
1111
01:03:50,054 --> 01:03:52,102
You're not hungry?
1112
01:03:52,104 --> 01:03:53,854
You're always hungry.
1113
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,001
Talk to me.
1114
01:04:01,193 --> 01:04:06,138
Last night Regina went off
on me when I tried to kiss her.
1115
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:08,038
Did your breath stink?
1116
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:09,457
What Nana? No.
1117
01:04:11,902 --> 01:04:16,058
No it didn't, it didn't, no no, it didn't.
1118
01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:18,060
Well what did she say?
1119
01:04:19,425 --> 01:04:21,839
I don't know, something
about me sleeping
1120
01:04:21,841 --> 01:04:24,260
with her after sleeping with her friend.
1121
01:04:24,262 --> 01:04:26,267
It's this messiness.
1122
01:04:26,269 --> 01:04:28,391
Now you know I taught
you better than that.
1123
01:04:28,393 --> 01:04:30,967
Nana I didn't do it, I...
1124
01:04:30,969 --> 01:04:32,052
I don't know.
1125
01:04:37,839 --> 01:04:40,422
I know what's wrong with you.
1126
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,513
Do you?
1127
01:04:44,015 --> 01:04:46,102
What's wrong with me, Nana?
1128
01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:47,521
You're in love.
1129
01:04:48,693 --> 01:04:50,776
(laughs)
1130
01:04:51,883 --> 01:04:54,708
I'm in love, okay I'm in love with who?
1131
01:04:54,710 --> 01:04:56,796
You're in love with Regina.
1132
01:04:56,798 --> 01:05:00,881
How am I in love with
Regina and never had sex?
1133
01:05:03,215 --> 01:05:05,132
Baby, sex ain't love.
1134
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:09,654
Call her.
1135
01:05:16,543 --> 01:05:20,472
I should probably give
her more time to cool off.
1136
01:05:20,474 --> 01:05:22,807
Do what you feel is right.
1137
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:31,475
Thanks Nana.
1138
01:05:31,477 --> 01:05:34,727
(relaxed guitar music)
1139
01:05:37,373 --> 01:05:41,456
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1140
01:05:42,616 --> 01:05:46,783
♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no, no
1141
01:05:47,690 --> 01:05:50,436
♪ We got a story about a boy and a girl
1142
01:05:50,438 --> 01:05:53,176
♪ They're gonna try to
rule the whole wide world
1143
01:05:53,178 --> 01:05:56,004
♪ You don't mess around
with no one's honey and if
1144
01:05:56,006 --> 01:05:58,454
♪ You get caught, make 'em
think you're stealing money
1145
01:05:58,456 --> 01:06:00,832
♪ You got to do what you got to do
1146
01:06:00,834 --> 01:06:03,615
♪ Walk around with your
crew, your homies too
1147
01:06:03,617 --> 01:06:05,991
♪ Your homegirl, you'll see her later
1148
01:06:05,993 --> 01:06:09,472
♪ You gotta make money and be a hater
1149
01:06:09,474 --> 01:06:13,557
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1150
01:06:14,516 --> 01:06:18,683
♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no, no
1151
01:06:19,913 --> 01:06:23,996
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1152
01:06:25,484 --> 01:06:27,901
♪ Sex ain't love, no, no, no, no
1153
01:06:27,903 --> 01:06:30,197
♪ No no, no no, no no, no no
1154
01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:33,616
♪ My, my look at you now
1155
01:06:44,488 --> 01:06:47,071
I know what's wrong with you.
1156
01:06:48,419 --> 01:06:49,419
You in love.
1157
01:06:51,110 --> 01:06:52,860
Baby, sex ain't love.
1158
01:06:54,102 --> 01:06:57,269
(upbeat guitar music)
1159
01:07:04,781 --> 01:07:06,031
Sex ain't love.
1160
01:07:07,684 --> 01:07:09,767
Grandma, you're a genius.
1161
01:07:12,019 --> 01:07:13,372
[Nana] Hello?
1162
01:07:13,374 --> 01:07:16,523
Hey grandma, you gave me
a topic for my next book.
1163
01:07:16,525 --> 01:07:18,364
[Nana] Oh that's nice, baby.
1164
01:07:18,366 --> 01:07:20,293
Thank you so much, grandma.
1165
01:07:20,295 --> 01:07:22,795
[Nana] Oh, oh that's it baby.
1166
01:07:23,878 --> 01:07:26,045
(moaning)
1167
01:07:26,949 --> 01:07:30,449
Ugh, I guess sex ain't got no age limit.
1168
01:07:32,192 --> 01:07:35,442
The sequel, Sex Ain't Got No Age Limit.
1169
01:07:36,984 --> 01:07:38,213
Nah.
1170
01:07:38,215 --> 01:07:41,862
(keyboard clicking)
1171
01:07:41,864 --> 01:07:45,697
(relaxed upbeat guitar music)
1172
01:07:56,045 --> 01:07:58,795
♪ Sex ain't love
1173
01:08:01,936 --> 01:08:03,019
How's this?
1174
01:08:04,647 --> 01:08:07,224
It's fine, just like the last three.
1175
01:08:07,226 --> 01:08:08,476
I'm changing.
1176
01:08:10,751 --> 01:08:12,019
Oh.
1177
01:08:12,021 --> 01:08:14,146
[Tammy] It will just
take a minute, girl.
1178
01:08:14,148 --> 01:08:15,741
Calm down, calm down.
1179
01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:18,447
That's what you always
say, you are killing me.
1180
01:08:18,449 --> 01:08:21,949
You know your best friend likes me cute.
1181
01:08:22,901 --> 01:08:24,543
Like this.
1182
01:08:24,545 --> 01:08:26,094
Yeah, you do look cute.
1183
01:08:26,096 --> 01:08:28,737
- Thank you.
- Your welcome.
1184
01:08:28,739 --> 01:08:33,084
So you know I have not heard
you talk about him in awhile.
1185
01:08:33,086 --> 01:08:34,859
Talk about who?
1186
01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:36,525
Zeke.
1187
01:08:36,527 --> 01:08:40,701
Uh-uh, there's nothing
to talk about with him.
1188
01:08:40,703 --> 01:08:42,036
What happened?
1189
01:08:44,596 --> 01:08:47,218
All right, so the night
that I went out with him he
1190
01:08:47,220 --> 01:08:51,447
tried to kiss me after he slept
with you the night before.
1191
01:08:51,449 --> 01:08:52,801
What?
1192
01:08:52,803 --> 01:08:55,300
Yeah I guess whatever
you told him gave him
1193
01:08:55,302 --> 01:08:57,386
the green light to think
that he could hook up
1194
01:08:57,388 --> 01:09:01,682
with me after he hooked
up with you, the nerve.
1195
01:09:01,684 --> 01:09:04,457
Who told you we had sex?
1196
01:09:04,459 --> 01:09:05,606
Zeke.
1197
01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:10,346
Why would he tell you about
something that never happened?
1198
01:09:10,348 --> 01:09:12,281
I really don't know and I really
1199
01:09:12,283 --> 01:09:14,372
didn't care to hear about it, either.
1200
01:09:14,374 --> 01:09:18,459
Damn Gina, you should've
let him finish telling you.
1201
01:09:18,461 --> 01:09:20,214
Why would I do that?
1202
01:09:20,216 --> 01:09:21,853
Listen, I don't want to hear
1203
01:09:21,855 --> 01:09:24,402
about you all's sexual escapades at all.
1204
01:09:24,404 --> 01:09:27,847
I hear about that enough from you.
1205
01:09:27,849 --> 01:09:31,241
Gina, after he rejected me I told him
1206
01:09:31,243 --> 01:09:34,079
that you like him and
he should ask you out.
1207
01:09:34,081 --> 01:09:35,831
It was all a mistake.
1208
01:09:37,603 --> 01:09:39,037
[Regina] I can't believe this.
1209
01:09:39,039 --> 01:09:40,539
What did you do?
1210
01:09:43,119 --> 01:09:46,513
Well I mean what was I supposed to do?
1211
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:48,891
I just kinda snapped at him when he tried
1212
01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:51,555
to kiss me and I slammed
the door in his face.
1213
01:09:51,557 --> 01:09:53,764
Kinda left him there lookin' confused.
1214
01:09:53,766 --> 01:09:55,440
How do you know that man was
1215
01:09:55,442 --> 01:09:57,570
outside your door looking confused?
1216
01:09:57,572 --> 01:10:00,312
Let's just say I was
looking through the peephole.
1217
01:10:00,314 --> 01:10:01,314
You crazy.
1218
01:10:06,238 --> 01:10:07,757
Oh hey baby would you hand me
1219
01:10:07,759 --> 01:10:10,902
my phone right quick, would you?
1220
01:10:10,904 --> 01:10:12,984
- Who is Alicia?
- Alicia?
1221
01:10:12,986 --> 01:10:14,009
[Valerie] Yeah.
1222
01:10:14,011 --> 01:10:15,770
Oh Alicia, hey baby let me get that.
1223
01:10:15,772 --> 01:10:18,772
- Babe, baby hold on.
- Son of a bitch!
1224
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:28,220
(high pitched violin tone)
1225
01:10:29,387 --> 01:10:32,304
(gunshots booming)
1226
01:10:38,263 --> 01:10:41,346
(tense violin music)
1227
01:10:45,661 --> 01:10:48,411
(doorbell rings)
1228
01:10:56,588 --> 01:10:58,255
There's my writer.
1229
01:10:59,735 --> 01:11:02,071
So you read my manuscript?
1230
01:11:02,073 --> 01:11:04,740
And loved it, let's celebrate.
1231
01:11:06,002 --> 01:11:06,835
Oh um...
1232
01:11:08,006 --> 01:11:12,539
I'm not feeling too good
tonight so I'm just gonna...
1233
01:11:12,541 --> 01:11:14,888
I understand, well congratulations.
1234
01:11:14,890 --> 01:11:16,790
It seems like you had someone in mind
1235
01:11:16,792 --> 01:11:20,375
when you wrote the
book, have a good night.
1236
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:33,537
Oh hey, hope you have
better luck than I did.
1237
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:37,706
Then again dressed like
that, you may have a chance.
1238
01:11:52,756 --> 01:11:55,589
(gunfire booming)
1239
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,929
(laughs)
1240
01:11:59,961 --> 01:12:01,469
Oh man.
1241
01:12:01,471 --> 01:12:05,638
(tense violin music, gunshots booming)
1242
01:12:06,917 --> 01:12:09,000
I'm out, I'm out, fuck.
1243
01:12:10,063 --> 01:12:12,980
(tires screeching)
1244
01:12:17,483 --> 01:12:20,233
(doorbell rings)
1245
01:12:22,022 --> 01:12:23,189
Who is this?
1246
01:12:32,107 --> 01:12:33,888
Look I said I'm...
1247
01:12:33,890 --> 01:12:35,363
Hey.
1248
01:12:35,365 --> 01:12:36,470
Hey.
1249
01:12:36,472 --> 01:12:38,471
Can I come in?
1250
01:12:38,473 --> 01:12:39,556
Yeah, yeah.
1251
01:12:49,526 --> 01:12:51,323
Do you mind if I sit down?
1252
01:12:51,325 --> 01:12:52,408
Yes please.
1253
01:12:54,793 --> 01:12:57,876
Why are you all the way over there?
1254
01:13:00,402 --> 01:13:03,436
Okay well let me just say that I apologize
1255
01:13:03,438 --> 01:13:06,139
for the way that I acted the other night.
1256
01:13:06,141 --> 01:13:08,674
I just, I mean I know it
was a big misunderstanding
1257
01:13:08,676 --> 01:13:11,045
and Tammy told me
everything that happened.
1258
01:13:11,047 --> 01:13:13,714
So I'm sorry, I feel really bad.
1259
01:13:15,301 --> 01:13:16,134
Okay.
1260
01:13:17,182 --> 01:13:21,184
Well actually I talked to
my grandmother about you.
1261
01:13:21,186 --> 01:13:23,884
Really, what'd she say?
1262
01:13:23,886 --> 01:13:27,327
She has this crazy idea
that I'm in love with you.
1263
01:13:27,329 --> 01:13:29,710
(laughs)
1264
01:13:29,712 --> 01:13:31,759
- Wow, that's crazy.
- Crazy grandmas, right?
1265
01:13:31,761 --> 01:13:34,350
Yeah that's pretty crazy.
1266
01:13:34,352 --> 01:13:37,769
So who was that lady that just left here?
1267
01:13:38,695 --> 01:13:40,907
That was Sara, she owns the publishing
1268
01:13:40,909 --> 01:13:43,284
company that's gonna publish my book.
1269
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:45,045
What was she doing here?
1270
01:13:45,047 --> 01:13:48,527
She wanted to celebrate,
I finished my book.
1271
01:13:48,529 --> 01:13:52,084
You finished your book,
oh my gosh congratulations.
1272
01:13:52,086 --> 01:13:53,353
[Zeke] Thank you.
1273
01:13:53,355 --> 01:13:56,878
That's so exciting,
well we have to celebrate.
1274
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:59,630
Yeah, yeah I'll go get dressed.
1275
01:14:01,234 --> 01:14:03,847
Um, actually I was thinking we
1276
01:14:03,849 --> 01:14:07,266
would just celebrate right here, tonight.
1277
01:14:09,529 --> 01:14:13,797
♪ You're giving me that
good boy, you're pleasing me
1278
01:14:13,799 --> 01:14:18,145
♪ I love the way you do it to me
1279
01:14:18,147 --> 01:14:22,697
♪ Something about the way you put it on me
1280
01:14:22,699 --> 01:14:27,283
♪ I love the way you do it to me
1281
01:14:27,285 --> 01:14:31,713
♪ You're giving me that
good boy, you're pleasing me
1282
01:14:31,715 --> 01:14:35,798
♪ I love the way you do it to me
1283
01:14:38,718 --> 01:14:42,885
♪ I just love it when you put it on me
1284
01:14:47,902 --> 01:14:49,619
What the hell are you doing?
1285
01:14:49,621 --> 01:14:53,588
I'm sorry man, Valerie found
out about my damn threesome.
1286
01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:55,521
What, yo were you talking
in your sleep again?
1287
01:14:55,523 --> 01:14:57,277
No I wasn't talking in my sleep, man.
1288
01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:58,953
Apparently I'm trying to prove something
1289
01:14:58,955 --> 01:15:00,878
to you so I took pictures as a safety net.
1290
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,106
She saw the damn pictures.
1291
01:15:02,108 --> 01:15:03,253
You got pictures?
1292
01:15:03,255 --> 01:15:07,441
No I ain't got no damn pictures
man, she smashed my phone.
1293
01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:09,529
Dude you can't stay
here tonight, I'm sorry.
1294
01:15:09,531 --> 01:15:11,211
Go get a room, I got you tomorrow.
1295
01:15:11,213 --> 01:15:13,540
Why are we whispering, what you mean?
1296
01:15:13,542 --> 01:15:14,887
Come on dude, I'm your boy.
1297
01:15:14,889 --> 01:15:16,194
You can't leave me out here like this,
1298
01:15:16,196 --> 01:15:17,380
I ain't got nowhere to go.
1299
01:15:17,382 --> 01:15:18,767
She cut off all my credit cards,
1300
01:15:18,769 --> 01:15:20,690
she took all my money, I'm stuck.
1301
01:15:20,692 --> 01:15:23,859
Damn, I don't know what to tell you.
1302
01:15:24,923 --> 01:15:26,722
Oh hey Desmond.
1303
01:15:26,724 --> 01:15:27,792
Hey Regina.
1304
01:15:27,794 --> 01:15:29,802
Did you just move or something?
1305
01:15:29,804 --> 01:15:31,399
Yo I didn't see your bag.
1306
01:15:31,401 --> 01:15:33,092
I'm having problems at the house.
1307
01:15:33,094 --> 01:15:34,361
Do you mind?
1308
01:15:34,363 --> 01:15:35,954
Hell yeah I mind.
1309
01:15:35,956 --> 01:15:38,353
She minds, I'm sorry.
1310
01:15:38,355 --> 01:15:40,855
[Desmond] Man, come on dude.
1311
01:15:43,312 --> 01:15:45,615
You can sleep on the couch
and if you touch anything
1312
01:15:45,617 --> 01:15:49,111
in my room, I'm a do you like
Theon in the Game of Thrones.
1313
01:15:49,113 --> 01:15:50,446
8925 South Main.
1314
01:15:51,930 --> 01:15:55,058
- Better not touch nothing.
- Thank you.
1315
01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:58,810
Whoa whoa whoa, that's
kinda inappropriate.
1316
01:16:01,635 --> 01:16:05,218
I'm a go to your
house, wherever that is.
1317
01:16:11,322 --> 01:16:13,405
And what are you doing?
1318
01:16:14,408 --> 01:16:17,491
I am sending Desmond a little gift.
1319
01:16:18,591 --> 01:16:20,841
(chuckles)
1320
01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:24,126
- He's gonna like that.
- You think so?
1321
01:16:24,128 --> 01:16:24,961
Mm hmm.
1322
01:16:33,241 --> 01:16:35,158
Excuse me, excuse me.
1323
01:16:36,327 --> 01:16:37,716
Yes?
1324
01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:39,735
My car just broke down and I
1325
01:16:39,737 --> 01:16:42,737
would do anything to use your phone.
1326
01:16:45,225 --> 01:16:47,551
Do you think he knows I sent her?
1327
01:16:47,553 --> 01:16:49,291
I don't think he has any clue.
1328
01:16:49,293 --> 01:16:50,126
Good.
1329
01:16:57,028 --> 01:17:01,195
(relaxed upbeat guitar music, drumbeat)
1330
01:17:01,198 --> 01:17:06,198
Subtitles by explosiveskull
1331
01:17:08,122 --> 01:17:12,205
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1332
01:17:13,448 --> 01:17:17,615
♪ Sex ain't love, no no, sex ain't love
1333
01:17:18,737 --> 01:17:22,904
♪ Sex ain't love, no sex ain't love
1334
01:17:24,011 --> 01:17:28,560
♪ Sex ain't love, no no, sex ain't love
1335
01:17:28,562 --> 01:17:31,761
♪ Well we got a story
about a boy and a girl
1336
01:17:31,763 --> 01:17:34,502
♪ They gonna try to rule
the whole damn world
1337
01:17:34,504 --> 01:17:37,206
♪ You don't mess around
with no one's honey and if
1338
01:17:37,208 --> 01:17:39,827
♪ You get caught, make 'em
think you're stealing money
1339
01:17:39,829 --> 01:17:42,117
♪ But I got to do what I got to do
1340
01:17:42,119 --> 01:17:45,101
♪ Roll around with my
crew and my homies too
1341
01:17:45,103 --> 01:17:47,186
♪ Yo homegirl, I'll see you later
1342
01:17:47,188 --> 01:17:50,702
♪ Right now I gotta go
smash and be a hater
1343
01:17:50,704 --> 01:17:54,871
♪ Sex ain't love, nah sex ain't love
1344
01:17:56,240 --> 01:18:00,323
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1345
01:18:01,381 --> 01:18:05,464
♪ Sex ain't love, sex ain't love
1346
01:18:06,869 --> 01:18:09,619
♪ Sex ain't love
1347
01:18:11,251 --> 01:18:13,870
♪ My, my look at me now
1348
01:18:13,872 --> 01:18:17,059
♪ I got a girl right by my side, oh hi
1349
01:18:17,061 --> 01:18:19,192
♪ She looks so damn good to me
1350
01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:22,433
♪ But I can't describe the
feeling that she means to me
1351
01:18:22,435 --> 01:18:24,643
♪ This girl comes up to me right now
1352
01:18:24,645 --> 01:18:27,754
♪ And she looked me in the
eye and kissed me in the mouth
1353
01:18:27,756 --> 01:18:30,708
♪ I asked my grandma what
is this feeling that I have
1354
01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:33,743
♪ And she turns to me and says love
1355
01:18:33,745 --> 01:18:37,912
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1356
01:18:38,867 --> 01:18:43,034
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1357
01:18:44,063 --> 01:18:48,230
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1358
01:18:49,227 --> 01:18:53,394
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1359
01:18:55,412 --> 01:18:59,579
(relaxed upbeat guitar music, drumbeat)
1360
01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:20,376
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1361
01:19:21,694 --> 01:19:25,861
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1362
01:19:27,173 --> 01:19:31,340
♪ Sex ain't love, sex is
love if you love somebody
1363
01:19:32,485 --> 01:19:37,281
♪ Sex ain't love no, sex is
love if you love somebody
1364
01:19:37,283 --> 01:19:41,450
♪ Sex is love if you love somebody
1364
01:19:42,305 --> 01:20:42,781
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