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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to"Just Roll With It"!
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(theme music playing)
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(shouting and cheering)
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♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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Let me tell you something.
Just roll with it! Just roll with it!
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(bell ringing)
(children cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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(all cheering)
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Welcome to
"Just Roll With It"!
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(cheers and applause)
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When we hear this sound...
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(foghorn blares)
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Our voting audience
has the ability to change
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what we do in scenes
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through the power
of democracy!
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(cheers and applause)
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And whatever happens,
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we'll have to
Wait, what What are you doing?
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Wrapping up the intro
so we can start the show!
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(chuckles) Uh, yeah, but
nothing funny or interesting happened.
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I know, I know.
But it all feels so forced.
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It's like, we get it.
Some weird character comes out,
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they do something silly,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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Let's just get on with it!
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Come on.
That doesn't always happen
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(western music plays)
Yeehaw!
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Whoa!
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Howdy, folks!
It's me, Wade,
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the "Just Roll With It"
cowboy.
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(through gritted teeth):
Not now, Wade.
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What'd I say?
Suzi: All right, all right. Well,
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if you wanna do just some
regular old vanilla intro
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And whatever happens,
we'll have to...
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All:
Just roll with it!
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(cheers and applause)
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♪
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♪
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Students!
(tapping)
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Listen up. I have two very
exciting pieces of news.
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First, as you might've noticed,
I have decided to become...
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a hat guy.
(laughs)
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I finally feel like me,
you know?
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(sighs) Second,
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I am pleased to announce
that the school
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has a new
food supplier:
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the Akron County
Correctional Facility! Yay!
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Uh, quick question, here.
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Why are we getting
our food from a prison?
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Ah. Well, the school board
slashed our funding, so we figured,
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what better way to
save money around here
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than serving you rugrats
dayold prison grub?
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Mwah! Bon appetit!
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(Blair sighs)
Ugh!
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This is even worse than
when the school started that m
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(foghorn blares)
(screaming)
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Host:
It's time for the first vote.
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What has the school doneto try to save money?
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At least we're in this
together! (whimpers)
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Host:
Let's go back to the scene.
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I can't believe the school
is making us squeeze our own juice for lunch,
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and claiming it's a part
of P.E.
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(laughing)
(cheers and applause)
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All right, kids!
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It's time to make
the juice for lunch,
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and our mandatory exercise.
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(whistle blows loudly)
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Ow!
You know the drill!
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(cheers and applause)
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The two things I hate the most:
juice, and exercise.
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First, you're gonna
pick your fruit.
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Then, you're gonna
cut up your fruit,
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and stuff it into the
P.E. Squeezer Juice Bags, okay?
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Then, you're gonna do
your squats on those bags filled with fruit,
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and luckily,
we already filled 'em!
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All right?
So get to juicin'!
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(cheers and applause)
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Ready?
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Ah! (screams)
(squishing)
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(squishing)
(screaming)
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Great juicin'!
Ruth: Yeah!
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Ready?
Yeah!
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(gasps, then laughs)
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Ohho!
A masterpiece.
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Ready? Yeah!
Go!
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(squishing)
(both gasp, then laugh)
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Uh, how you do even
get all this juice into a glass?
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Oh, you just scrape it up,
and scoop it in.
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All: Eww!
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(groaning, laughing)
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Lunch lady:
Yeah... Yeah...
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You know, it kind of looks like
a unicorn got run over
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by a steamroller.
Yep!
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(laughing)
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Time for you to drink that up!
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We have to drink this?
No!
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Listen, they juiced us
a couple glasses earlier. Here.
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Drink these.
It's so perfect. Thank you.
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Both:
Bottoms up!
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(audience exclaiming)
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(both laughing)
Both: Uck!
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Let's hear it for these,
for these juicing girls!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
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Oh! Greetings, ladies.
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I come to you today
not as your brother, or as your friend,
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but as a new member
of the student council
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here to serve the needs
of our student body.
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Oh, bangup job you're doing.
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The school is serving us
prison food now.
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Ah, yes, I'd heard rumblings
of this lunch food switcheroo,
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which is why I got
a jump start on this.
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We're not in class right now.
Don't make us read.
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It's a petition.
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I'm gathering signatures
from all the students
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upset with the new lunch sitch.
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Humph. Hard pass.
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I'll do it! I have a
cute new signature
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that I have been
dying to test out.
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Blair, you're seriously
not gonna sign?
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It takes two seconds.
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Meh, I don't like getting
involved in school politics.
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People get so worked up
and annoying.
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Someday, you'll learn to
care about someone other than yourself.
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Me? Ha! Fat chance.
Selfish till I die.
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I hate to say it,
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but I don't know what
you're hoping to accomplish
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with a bunch of names
on a piece of paper.
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If you really wanna get
the school board's attention,
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you should do something big.
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A rally, a picket,
a school strike.
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Anything that shows them
that we mean business.
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(laughing)
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Oh, Ruth,
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when you're elected to
the student council
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by an overwhelming majority
of your peers,
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you can feel free to conduct
your term however you please.
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Anyway, I'm off to usher
in change! Take care!
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This school strike
you mentioned,
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what exactly is that?
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Oh! It's a way to gain attention
for a cause by refusing to go to class.
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Mm! Wait.
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You mean, I could cut class,
and seem like a good person?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Well, then, call me Tom Brady,
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'cause I'm about
to throw a strike.
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Tom Brady plays football.
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Yeah, I don't
I don't know sports.
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♪
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(bell ringing)
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Blair Bennett, why are you
not in English class?
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Can't you read the sign?
I'm on strike.
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Strike for what?
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Not happy with the new lunch,
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and I ain't returning to class
until the school fixes it.
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Well... (scoffing)
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We'll just see about that!
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Whoa. It worked!
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(chuckles)
Activism rules.
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪
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Hey, kids.
How was school?
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It was a delight!
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School has become
way more bearable
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ever since I stopped going
to class last week.
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Honey, I'm happy you're
standing up for a cause,
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but I'm starting to question
how much you really believe in this.
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That's the thing
she doesn't believe in it!
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Like, very clearly
does not believe in it.
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Or anything, really.
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She is completely
devoid of beliefs.
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You need to give people
the opportunity to change, son.
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Sometimes, you gotta
stop kissing a duck
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so it can finally become a swan.
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What?
Your father's trying out this new thing
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where he makes up
his own sayings,
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but he's very, very bad at it.
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Just you wait.
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All I need is for one of these
babies to catch on, and then,
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I'll have impacted the way
people communicate
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for the rest of time.
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You know what they say.
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"If you French kiss a pigeon,
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don't complain when your breath
smell like worms."
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Eww! What?
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Are they all about
kissing birds?
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Most of them. Yeah.
I really I just I, I, um,
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I, I don't know what to do.
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Can we focus here?
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I'm making some real progress
on this new lunch initiative
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by going through the proper
channels of student government,
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and all anyone at school
is talking about is Blair's stupid strike!
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You're just jealous
that I'm getting more attention than you.
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I saw you weirdly
peering around the corner
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while that reporter was
interviewing me earlier.
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Pretty creepy stuff, chief.
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Hold on. Blair,
you were interviewed?
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Yeah. I think it was for,
like, the news, or something.
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(news theme plays over TV)
Oh! There is it right now.
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But one student,Blair Bennett, said,
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"Enough is enough,"and has been on strike
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for the past week.
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So many kids think
a strike is just when you
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knock down all the pins
in bowling.
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But to me, it's so much more.
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(phone ringing)
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You're making a mockery
of something
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that's very important
to our student body.
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And clearly, nobody
supports your strike.
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Otherwise, they would've
joined you by now!
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(exhales)
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That was "Global News Nightly."
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They want Blair to
come on their show.
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What?
Sweet!
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You can take a hoot owl
down to Smooch City
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Byron, enough.
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The viral trend,
which has been dubbed "The Soda Fart Challenge,"
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has parents of teens
everywhere
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putting locks on
their refrigerators.
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Scary stuff.
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We turn now to a young girl
in Akron, Ohio,
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who has launched a solo crusade
against her school's lunches.
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Joining us live via satellite
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is that pintsized provocateur:
Blair Bennett.
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Blair, why do you want to
abolish the public school system?
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What? I never said that.
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All I want is the school
to give us notgross foo Here to comment further
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is one of your teachers,
Mr. Penworth.
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(laughs)
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Yes, I am...
single. (chuckles)
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Anyway, Blair Bennett
is what we at the school
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like to call
a "troublemaker."
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It's a term we
created to help label specific children
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who enjoy
making trouble.
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That's a pretty common term,
Glen, but we appreciate the insight.
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Mr. Penworth doesn't
even know what he's School board president
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Lorraine Crankhauser,
welcome to the show.
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I have a post here from
one of Ms. Bennett's
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social media accounts
that reads,
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"All my teachers are
a bunch of busters
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and they smell like
funky egg salad. LOL."
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(chuckles) Yeah.
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Is that the
type of message
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you're trying to instill
in our nation's youth,
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Ms. Bennett?
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What does that post
have to do with my school strike?
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I could be asking you
the same thing. Blair's parents...
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The hearts of America's
moms and dads go out to you
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for having to live with
what some are now calling
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"The Monster of the Midwest."
253
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Uh, literally nobody
is calling me that. Except you.
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We actually support Blair,
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and think it's important
for kids to know
256
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that they should stand up
against injustice when they see it.
257
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Yeah, Chip. We believe
if you try to swap spit with a seagull, expect
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Edgar Higgins, pleased to
have you on the show again.
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Huh?
I said, we're pleased to have you on the show again.
260
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Oh.
What do you think of Ms. Bennett's
261
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little publicity stunt?
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It's shameful.
That's what it is.
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When I was her age,
you know what they fed us? Mulch!
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That's right.
Same as you'd give a plant.
265
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Every day,
all we got was mulch.
266
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Of course, that's how
we all ended up
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coming down with
tree tongue.
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But we sure as shoot
never complained.
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Who even is this guy?
270
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Mr. Higgins is an angry old man
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we bring on to comment
about stuff.
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And you'd better
show him respect.
273
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I really don't
appreciate you
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talking to my daughter
that way.
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(all chattering, arguing)
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She can speak her mind
My kids don't call me no more.
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I'm outta here.
Mr. Higgins: That's what I'm talkin' about
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Coming up, does loving pasta
actually make you unAmerican?
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The answer might surprise you.
It is "yes."
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"Child activist Blair Bennett
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"can't handle the heat,
282
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and storms out of interview."
283
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"Is Blair Bennett cracking
under pressure?"
284
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Ugh! These angry internet adults
are brutal in the comments.
285
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Man, our listeners
were on fire today.
286
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Just straightup roasting Blair!
287
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Yeah. And a lot of the burns
were really good, too.
288
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Wellthoughtout zingers
that if you heard 'em,
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would've cut you to your core.
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Which is exactly why I didn't
have it on in this room.
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Thanks, guys.
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I think what
she's doing is great!
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I've been trying
to raise awareness
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about the very same thing
for months!
295
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What? No, you haven't.
296
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Your big cause is
about how you want (foghorn blares)
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Gator: Yeah!
What?
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(exclaiming and cheering)
299
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I know!
(laughing)
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Host:
Time to vote again.
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What is Gator's big cause?
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It'll be fun, uh,
'cause I'm
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They'll get to see
what it looks like when a grown man cries!
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That's what!
(laughing)
305
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Welcome back, you guys,
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to what is now known as
"Gator's Stunt."
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Yeah!
(exclaiming)
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Host:
Now, back to the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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Gator, your big cause is
about raising awareness
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for chowing down
with chinchillas!
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(all laughing, exclaiming)
313
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Byron (laughing): Yeah!
Owen: Yeah!
314
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,970
Oh, right!
Most people don't know
315
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that chinchillas
hate eating alone.
316
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That's why I formed the
Chinchilla Chow Down Charity,
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where volunteers dine
with these little guys,
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so they're not so lonely.
319
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Today's my day to volunteer!
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Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
321
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,449
So, how does this help
chinchillas eat?
322
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I don't know. There was
not much on the card.
323
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,163
(laughter)
324
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,868
So, I heard that chinchillas
'bout them berries,
325
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,699
so, uh...
Rachel: Yeah!
326
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This is a beard enhancement.
327
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,294
Oh, good! Thank you. Oh!
328
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,131
(laughing)
Rachel: Yes!
329
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I honestly don't know
what a chinchilla is,
330
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but I hope they're small.
(laughter)
331
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Come and get it, chinchillas!
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All: Yeah!
(cheers and applause)
333
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Aw!
Owen: Oh, wow!
334
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Hi, little guys!
335
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Byron:
They're so cute!
336
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:55,312
Oh, my goodness.
Aw!
337
00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,651
Oh, they're like
squirrel groundhogs.
338
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,859
Ah!
Oh, he's going for it! He likes my recipe.
339
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Chinchillas like to
eat off chins.
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00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,568
Well, good thing I got
a couple of 'em!
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00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,583
(all laughing)
342
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:13,618
All: Oh!
He took it right off his beard.
343
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,871
Gator: Oh, my goodness.
I dare you.
344
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Put that half out of your mouth.
345
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Owen: Oh!
Byron: I'm not trying to force feed
346
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,126
Oh, it's a kiss!
347
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,510
(cheering, exclaiming)
348
00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:26,877
I think I might be married
to this chinchilla now.
349
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,136
Feast on me,
my furry friends!
350
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,429
Yeah, this is both cute
and disturbing.
351
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,603
That's pretty much what
most of my ideas are.
352
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,192
(all laughing)
353
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,107
Give it up for Gator!
354
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,476
(cheers and applause)
355
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And the chinchillas!
Owen: Yeah!
356
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,989
I keep forgetting
my one rule is,
357
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:48,067
to never ask Gator
about his life.
358
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,162
(laughter)
359
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,204
It's not too late to just admit
360
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,042
this whole strike thing
was a failure,
361
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and, uh, let the student council
do our thing.
362
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Owen, no.
363
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We BennettBlatts
do not back down when things get tough.
364
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,050
Hon.
365
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,337
I know that having a bunch of
random people on the internet
366
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saying hurtful things about you
can be overwhelming,
367
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:14,425
but just the fact that
strangers even care
368
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,022
means it's working.
369
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,977
Hey, challenging authority
370
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,937
is never gonna be
comfortable, or easy.
371
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,608
But no one ever made the news
for keeping quiet.
372
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:31,073
Uh, it's the school board.
373
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They're saying if Blair doesn't
return to class tomorrow,
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she's gonna be expelled.
What?
375
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:40,115
This is ridiculous.
376
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,794
All the school board
knows how to do is let down the students.
377
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,843
It's not just the prison food.
378
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,587
It's the gym with
the leaky roof.
379
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,879
The bathroom stalls
without doors.
380
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,143
The science lab that fell
in the sink hole!
381
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,965
And now, when someone
finally speaks up,
382
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,391
they try to silence them
by threatening expulsion?
383
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,230
Pathetic.
384
00:16:58,226 --> 00:17:01,146
Someday, I'm gonna run
for school board president,
385
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,645
and I'll teach those chumps
a thing or two
386
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,517
about how to treat kids!
387
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,193
(thwacks desk)
388
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,782
Whoa. Blair...
389
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,608
Do you actually care
about this a little bit?
390
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:13,414
Pfft. No.
391
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,487
I care about this...
392
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,373
a lot a bit!
393
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,290
(cheers and applause)
394
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,789
♪
395
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,629
♪
396
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,089
(bell ringing)
397
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,169
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
398
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,934
We believe in you, Blair.
399
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,756
You do know that you and
the other kids can join me?
400
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,563
It actually might take
some of the heat off Yeah, sorry.
401
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,808
I only like to stand up
for causes on social media.
402
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,730
That way, I can watch
the revolution from the comfort of my bedroom.
403
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,649
Hashtag... Stand with Blair.
404
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,069
Well, good luck!
405
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,660
You good?
406
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:56,195
I don't know.
What if all the crazy internet people are right?
407
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,910
I'm just one person.
How can I change anything?
408
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,922
Blair, it only takes one shark
409
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,035
to close down an entire beach.
410
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,922
Hey, that was pretty good.
411
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,879
Yeah! I knew I'd get one!
412
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,509
Wish me luck.
We're proud of you, honey.
413
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,127
Thank you.
Not you.
414
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,441
(sighs)
Come to give me another lecture?
415
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,187
Not quite.
416
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,150
(exhales)
417
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,362
I realized I got
so caught up in proving
418
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,413
that my way was the only way,
419
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,987
I lost sight of the fact that
we both have the same goal,
420
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,413
and our message is more
meaningful when we're united,
421
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,542
instead of divided.
422
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,118
I'm on strike now, too.
423
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,046
Students (chanting):
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
424
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,086
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
425
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,969
(chanting continues)
426
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,932
Ruth?
427
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,678
I'm ready to fight
the power, too,
428
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,220
now that I'm a nameless
face in the crowd.
429
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:06,154
Wow. I had no idea
I was this inspiring!
430
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,105
Thanks, Owen.
They can't expel all of us, right?
431
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,316
(laughs)
(chanting continues)
432
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,985
I can't believe
they expelled all of us.
433
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,244
Don't get too comfortable.
434
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,490
We're gonna find you
(foghorn blares)
435
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,992
Whoa!
436
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,583
(cheers and applause)
Aah!
437
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,667
Host:
It's the final vote.
438
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,338
What chore shouldthe kids do?
439
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,417
What the heck just happened?
440
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,972
I feel like somethin'
about to stink. Yeah.
441
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,505
(laughs)
Blair: Yeah.
442
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:40,009
Host:
Votes are in.Let's go back to the scene.
443
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,805
Director:
Action!
444
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,927
Okay, uh, don't get
too comfortable.
445
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,404
Until we get you
in a new school,
446
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,015
you're gonna have to
earn your keep around here
447
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,321
by helping with more chores.
448
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,435
Today, we're taking care
of the pest infestation
449
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,454
in the dishwasher.
450
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,406
(exclaiming and cheering)
451
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,658
Byron: Aah!
452
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,489
Nooooo!
453
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:06,084
(laughing)
Owen: Yeah, we should just move.
454
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,870
That seems easier, right?
Good idea. I'm gonna light this on fire,
455
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,384
and start the car.
Yeah.
456
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,956
(laughing)
457
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,672
Oh, I'm really hoping
this is just an infestation
458
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,303
of chinchillas.
Rachel: Same.
459
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,299
All: Aah!
Okay...
460
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,797
(all screaming, shrieking)
461
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,974
No! No!
462
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,602
Aah!
(Blair screaming)
463
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:32,654
Aah! I can't do it!
464
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,278
Aah!
465
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,696
(all screaming)
466
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,946
(Byron speaking gibberish)
(all screaming)
467
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,948
This is worse than
being expelled.
468
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,293
(laughing)
469
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:48,908
Rachel: We got a jail break!
Owen: Aah!
470
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:52,464
(all screaming)
471
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:54,210
Byron:
You got You got it.
472
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,841
(screaming)
473
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,336
Byron: Look at this.
Aah!
474
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,428
Just get off of me, please!
475
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,970
Get off of me, please!
476
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,352
Get off of me!
477
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,561
Get off of meeeeee!
Honey. Honey...
478
00:21:11,562 --> 00:21:13,192
(laughing)
479
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,189
Honey, we can do
this one together. Oh! Oh! Oh!
480
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,491
(Owen yelling)
481
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:20,025
(all exclaiming, chattering)
Byron: You guys, look at this! Let's go!
482
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,029
It's not that bad!
483
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,491
(screaming)
Here. Go, go, go, go!
484
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,622
Oh, my
They're no!
485
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,119
I (screams)
486
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,540
Oh! Oh!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
487
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,209
(Blair shrieks)
488
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,459
Blair:
Oh! They're like, they're so sticky!
489
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,301
Byron:
I feel like they're making babies right now!
490
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,956
(screaming)
(laughing)
491
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,134
(doorbell rings)
492
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,552
Oh, there's someone
at the door.
493
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:43,340
Aah. Coming!
494
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,724
(door opens)
495
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,390
Mr. Penworth.
What's the hap, BennettBlatts?
496
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:50,059
Uh, nothing.
We were just, um,
497
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,519
emptying the dishwasher.
498
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,732
I'm expelled, so you hold
no power over me, Glen.
499
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:59,072
I, uh, wouldn't be so sure
about that Oh, watch your
500
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,898
Watch your step.
Oh!
501
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:05,066
Uh, you see, the media
picked up on the story
502
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,704
about the school board
expelling the entire student body,
503
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,751
and apparently, the public
is more sympathetic
504
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,326
to a large group of children
than a governmental committee.
505
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,292
(laughs) Ahem.
506
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,632
So, um, as a result
of the backlash,
507
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,958
the school board voted
to unexpel all the kids
508
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,424
and give into your demands.
509
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,803
You have your old lunches back!
510
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,220
Yes!
You did it, Blair.
511
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,219
No. We did it.
512
00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,557
Actually, it was mostly me...
but a little bit of you.
513
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:37,822
Wait. Does this mean
I have to go back to class?
514
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,935
It sure does!
Ugh!
515
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,612
Hey, Owen,
516
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,070
are there any other
injustices in the world
517
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,281
that I can strike about?
518
00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:49,331
Nope. That was the last one.
519
00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:51,076
(sighs)
520
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,668
Aaaaaand, that's our show!
521
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:56,455
Woo!
(all cheering and applauding)
522
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:59,418
You guys have been
a great audience! Yes!
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00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,797
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,844
♪
525
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,471
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,306
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
527
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,188
♪
528
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,574
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
529
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(theme music playing)
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♪
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