All language subtitles for Happchenweise (2013)

I love oral.

I love giving head.

Yeah, I love cum.

It's great when it's all over the place.

Sadly I don't like it at all...

- Hello!
- Hey!

We're joining in again.

Did you have sex?

No. Yes. Who even knows!

We'll rewind the footage later!

I'm Linus and I'm taking part

because I like unpredictable
situations and games.

Mostly I'm looking forward
to nice encounters.

At this evening I'll build
some sort of

relationship to the others.

Some sort of intimacy will emerge,
and that excites me.

The atmosphere of this evening thrills me

because I like trying out things

that go beyond regular every day life.

And I like to challenge myself.

I believe it's good
for your personal development.

I think I will be very very nervous.

Hopefully the others will be too

and hopefully they will show it as well

because I'm not good in hiding it.

I want to know how far I will go

and probably I even want
to cross my own boundaries.

Well I brought liquor!

- Hello.
- A swig of it, straight for you.

Yeah, gladly!

I'm taking part because so

I have to leave my comfort zone.

Now thinking about it
is getting me a little excited.

And you're still making
an anti-bourgeois statement.

Spin the bottle always
reminds me of school trips.

Yeah, but it's always fun at parties

because you immediately
get to know people.

Tell me, are all of you guys single?

That's a very good question!

So far I'm not single

but perhaps after this.

- Really!?
- Yep, we'll see.

Do you have trouble with it?

Yep, it's quite suspenseful.

It's good to have you here though.

Yeah, it's something I decided for myself

and I can't change
the perception of the man I love.

But it's my business,

and it's important for me to do it

because otherwise
I would feel constricted.

Even if I had canceled it

which I wasn't even thinking about

I would have resented him for it forever.

For ever and ever
I'd have hated him!

Woah, cut!

Oh, shit.

Well for me this has nothing
to do with my relationship

and it's so difficult
to explain it somehow.

Our perceptions diverge extremely.

But in the end this is also real.

You mean it's still
possible to fall in love?

Yeah but that's possible
in every situation.

You can always fall in love.

Yeah, no matter if
you're dressed or undressed.

You can fall for someone
you never even touched

and nonetheless I'm totally...

Yeah, and it's so skewed

that my boyfriend told me:

You can make out with the
girls, no problem at all.

- That's crummy!
- That's a no-go.

But kissing boys? No, not possible.

Because you'll never
fall in love with a girl!?

- Yeah...
- That's bullshit!

Well I'm also less jealous of women.

Because you're less comparing?

Yes certainly.

I'm not single as well.

You don't say!

And what's your girlfriend
thinking about it?

- Do I have to disclose?
- Tell us!

- Ask me again!
- So who's your girlfriend?

Well I'm in a relationship with Maike.

- The director, you have to admit.
- Yeah, she's the director.

It was kind of funny when Maike said:

Simon is my boyfriend but this doesn't
mean I'm not sharing him with you.

That was charming!

Very socialist.

I know gay couples who
stopped having sex.

They live together but
only have sex with other people.

I find that very
interesting as well.

Yeah because over time the
relationship is getting more intense

although the sex is getting
more and more...

- ...predictable?
- Yeah.

- Well I can't confirm this.
- No?

Nope. My last
relationship lasted 6 years...

You're 25, right?

Yes. And I think you get
to know each other more and more.

I have to say I never had
better sex than with my girlfriend.

First time sex with someone
is often a bit uptight.

Yes, right.

I've already had first sex
that was pretty intense.

Yeah sure, but over time
you can still get to a higher level.

Yes indeed! That's what
I'm thinking as well.

You just have to surprise
your partner from time to time

to prevent a kind of
taken-for-grantedness.

Yeah, 'cause otherwise it's
only repeating what's proved

Yeah, when sex is nothing more
than going through the motions.

The main question is:

How can you prevent your relationship
from this kind of every day sex?

And do you even have an influence?

Yes! I'm sure you can prevent this

by basically being curious,

by looking beyond all these things

you're feeling content with,

by exploring new things
together as a couple,

like, being as a team.

- That's connecting you to each other.
- Yeah, I think so

Well me and my girlfriend, we've
never tried cosplays or sex toys.

I find that difficult as well.

- Yeah, it's not working out.
- Because you know each other too well.

- And it just feels weird.
- Yeah.

- So you're too shy?
- No, I don't think so

it's just difficult
to believe in your own role...

Because you know him/her too well!

But I think it's possible
to do this bit by bit.

That doesn't mean you have to
suddenly switch from vanilla to latex,

because no-one handles it like that.

Penis.

Penis!

Penis!!

Say what?!

You shout it louder and louder.

All the boys in my
vocational school play this game

during class!

You keep getting louder.

PENIS!!!

Hell yeah, you practiced!

I love the penis-game.

I've never even heard
about this game.

Shall we go for dinner now?

- You hungry?
- Yeah, let's go!

- Anybody else wanna smoke?
- Yes.

- It's a little bit like Big Brother.
- Yeah right.

- But we're allowed to go outside.
- And we're not as dumb as those guys.

- And we don't win challenges to get food.
- That's right!

I'm wearing butterfly knickers.

I never wear women's lingerie.

When I dress up as a woman
I keep my underwear on.

Do you have women's dresses?

Nah, I borrow them.

As a child I wanted to go
to the kindergarden dressed like a girl.

But you were not allowed to?

I was. First I had to nag
a little but then my mum said:

Well if that's what you want, go for it.

On holidays I was so proud

when these restaurant ladies

asked me what the young mister
would like to eat.

And my parents were cool with it.

They still call me Hans or Franz.

I always was the little boy.
I kept my hair short all the time.

Hans or Franz...

- Have you always got this beard situation?
- Yes.

- Your dad also?
- No, no.

- She's got a little father complex.
- Yeah you look like my dad!

- Oh, really?
- Yeah, but kind of slimmer.

Ok, now I'm into getting used to it.

Because I don't find my dad erotic
or sexually interesting in any way

and experiencing that in an other
situation is totally new.

- Ah ok.
- I'm just getting used to it.

I also wore it like this...

- Indeed? Like twirly?
- Yes.

And? Did people look at you on the street?

Yes, they always
approach me about it.

- So it's a great conversation starter.
- Like smoking!

I can't see anything,
that's really impressive!

And we see everything,
that's also impressive!

I'll give you a sign.

Oh I see it!

The talking mirrors.

When was your first time having sex?

It was super late.

I was 21 or even older.

How did that happen?

I'm kind of a shy guy.

Oh no! You're all alone here!

Oh God, oh god.

I got myself another yummy summer roll.

- I'm gonna go to the toilet now.
- Do what you gotta do!

It's funny that there are always

at least three crew members filming us.

Really?

Yes and they have
to film us all the time.

That's awesome!

And besides they are not allowed to speak.

The question is, can we see...

- Uh, there they are!
- You see them?

And now you're frightened.

Let's get out of here.

You can recognize them
by these light spots

they're always following us.

So let's go over there.

If you had someone by your side
who'd be taking part here

would you be jealous?

Oh, that's hard to imagine.

Well for me it would feel like

he's at a good party without
me and that would bother me.

So it's less jealousy rather envy

because he's having fun
and I'm not invited.

However, you are really pro open
relationships, right? How come?

It's something I've been
feeling for a long time now.

Even when I'm in a relationship

and I'm really in love and
everything is just fine

I still lust for other people.

I can basically imagine
having several people on my side

and being with them all life long,

or actually for a long time.

For me that's not
a contradiction to the fact

that I also have sexual
interests in several people.

I really like approaching
different people on that level.

- It brings various experiences.
- That's true.

So should we use this bottle?

Yeah! We'd like to spin it!

It's you Alice!

How can a person surprise
you at the first meeting?

Well yeah, I think with
an honest confession.

As for example?

I am gay.

- But then it's not a date anymore...
- Well it says meeting.

Actually there are not many
surprises at a first date

because you have to
get to know each other first.

- So you've already been surprised?
- Yes but that's not my question.

I once had a kind of SM date

but I already knew it.
But still it was surprising

that it already happened
right on the first date.

- A kind of SM date?
- Yes.

- How did it happen?
- Yeah well, let me explain.

You need more powder?

It began with the internet.

This is where we talked out
meeting each other and...

Who is dominant and who submissive?

No, rather about my general interest

and that I didn't really
know a lot about it.

But he already had experience.

This is how we finally met in a...
beer garden.

Funnily enough I didn't think
anything would happen,

so I didn't even
put effort into my underwear.

So I wore some kind of granny-knickers

because it was in a beer garden

plus it was really far
away from our places.

But then it happened nevertheless.

And after all it wasn't such a big deal

just a little bondage stuff.

In the beer garden?

Hoisted up the tree?

No at his place.

Well that was a little surprising.

I went to my bicycle

then he turned to me and said:

Wanna go to my place?

And me: OK.

And you even didn't know him before?

- No, not at all.
- Wicked!

Afterwards he said:

If I were you I wouldn't let myself
get tied up by strangers.

What do you think
about one night stands?

What are they giving you or
what's keeping you away from?

Well, given that one night
stand means having sex, right?

- That's what we assume.
- Yes exactly.

For me, everything before
is the most thrilling part.

- The way to it?
- Right, the way.

Often the sex isn't even that great,
it's nothing you really need.

Everything before however,
getting to know each other

and getting closer, that's
the real excitement for me.

What else does it say?
What's keeping you away?

- Well nothing!
- Super!

So you've already had
lots of one night stands?

One night stand means that
you have sex once, no second time?

I think it's both right.

Well I have to admit that
I do pure sex dates.

I arrange these dates just for sex.
Then I leave again.

Does it include kissing?

Yes, but once a guy
really didn't like to kiss.

He obviously watched
Pretty Woman way too often!

Why wouldn't he do that?!

I only kiss when emotions are involved.

But that isn't even my question!

Yeah, but who cares

No problem, I can keep talking about it.

I think I'm the guy with the
most one night stands in here.

I've never had a one night stand.

- Really, never?
- Nope.

Me neither!

Well I also didn't have that many.

I just counted and I think
it was just 5 of them.

And if you have one, is it on yours
or the other persons initiative?

No I'm rather passive.

- So you let yourself be courted?
- I let myself be courted, yeah.

Well sometimes I flirt with my eyes

but I'm not the kind of
guy to say Hey!...

My most daring move ever was to ask a girl

who I'd already been
talking to that evening

if she'd like to make out.

Woah, you really went out on a limb!

And I was like: Puh, yeah!

That's so cute!

- Jenz.
- That's me!

That's a really sweet question!

Under what circumstances would
you take part in a porn movie?

I really wouldn't want to take
part in every other porn flick.

It's really important for me
to feel safe and comfortable,

I need to be sure that
everything is agreed upon

and nothing's going to happen
that I didn't know of

or I'm not cool with.

So I have to feel comfortable and safe
plus I have to like my partner.

Everything has to be nice and easy going.

- So no YouPorn?
- No.

Did you just high-five against YouPorn?

- Yes.
- Fuck these assholes!

That's total shit dude.

But they have good flicks
at YouPorn as well!

- Nope, hardly ever.
- They're extremely rare!

- Well you have to search a lot.
- Plus it's mostly illegal uploads.

If you could change gender for one day

what would you look like
and what would you do?

First of all I would like to be small.

I'm really tall and I'd like to experience
what it would be like to be smaller.

And I think I'd like to
have really pretty hair.

Well if I could
be someone in particular...

Do you know the band Beach House?

The singer has
a beautiful voice, too

so I would sing a concert
as her for one day.

She has long curly hair
so you can hardly see her face.

And she's playing
keyboard like that...

But this hasn't anything
to do with your sex.

Oh, I see.

You can wear long hair anyway.

But I'd also like to have sex,
to know what it feels like as a woman.

But in just 10 minutes?

10 minutes? It says for a whole day!

I can also play the concert and
afterwards hook up a male groupie

and have sex with a lot of hair.

Shaking my hair!

So my question is very political.

Would you like to exchange cards?

Yeah let's exchange,
I'm not really into that question.

- It's political right?- Yes.

What does feminism mean for you?

That's even more interesting
to hear from you. There you go!

Well for me feminism means

that women are treated
the same way as men...

- Uh, very thin ice here!
- ...despite the differences.

- Which differences?!
- The ones between men and women!

- No these don't even exist.
- Yes they do.

- They are all constructed!
- I don't think so.

I can be a good man sometimes.

Yeah and I'm also a good woman sometimes.

But nevertheless I think that men and
women work in very different ways.

- I think it's all acquired.
- Yeah it's all socialized.

I think that much of it is socialized

but I still don't think you can educate

or socialize a born girl as a boy.

- Sure!
- Sure you can!

Imagine a society in which all girls
were raised as boys and vice versa.

Yeah fuck, probably it would work out.

Ok wait, I'll start again.

- For me feminism is...
- That's so mean.

Need a telephone joker?

No I can't say anything else
except that I'm somehow...

feeling it

but it's quite hard for me to
put it into words right now.

Yeah language can be a real asshole!

Anybody else like to say something
about it? I haven't done too well.

Shall we also take the 2-cards in?
Just as an option.

Yeah now we can chose between 1, 2 and 3.

- Three as well?
- I don't know what they are about.

It's me again.

Number 2!

Here we go!

What's your wildest fantasy?

If you've already lived it out,
tell us what it was like?

Well that's actually
kind of standard stuff

but I would like
to hook up with several women.

- How many?
- Yeah, tell us!

Well two would be enough I guess.

I don't think it's that unspectacular.

Well I have already kissed two women.

At the same time?

Yes. I was pretty young back then,
like 17 or 18.

- Wow!
- Cool!

Yeah that's what I thought as well.

- Simon.
- That's clearly you

Have you ever masturbated with
someone else? If so, how was it?

Well with my girlfriend, yes,
but apart from that...

Oh yes! Way back with a buddy

but only apart from each other

kind of secretly under our blankets.

- But side by side?
- Well not like watching each other

but it was still obvious what was going on.

- But you were still doing it together.
- Kind of together, yeah.

And how was it?

Right, it says:
How was it?

Yeah it was good. For sure.

What sexual things have you tried

which turned out to be impractical?

Sand.

Sand?!

Let me tell you, sex on the
beach is no good at all.

Once I got a strap-on for Christmas.

I always thought about it as exciting.

And I always wanted to know
what it feels like to get a blow job.

Like I have a cock and
someone gives me head.

And also the positions and
angles interested me.

That's all good, but nonetheless
you won't feel anything.

That's right. However, the toy
we had didn't work well at all.

It was really floppy

and once we tried to have sex with it,

actually me and his ass

and it just didn't work
because it always bended.

And that's why it turned out
to be an impractical device.

But basically...

- Basically it's super exciting.
- Yeah, I think so, too.

Yeah and also in terms of
looking-economies...

Looking-economies!

So you're just sitting there
with this cock

and he's sitting in front
looking up to you

this really gets me.

And even though
you can't feel anything physically...

You can still slip into this role.

Yes totally, this really thrills me!

So after all I just need
a new strap-on, that's all.

You, Linus!

Pay everyone an honest compliment.

Well at first I think
you're all pretty cool.

So that's my compliment for all of you.

Alice, you've got really beautiful eyes.

Well Simon is just absolutely my type.

Honestly I could...
No, you're just so handsome.

Till, your mustache looks great,

I really like that.

Franzi, I totally like your hair

and you have such a sweet smile.

Thanks.

And Jenz, well I just like you!

You're absolutely... well, the whole thing.

Nice, I like that.

- Simon!
- Me?

Three?!

It's getting serious!

Bend over the person chosen
next by the bottle,

make him or her feel like
you're in absolute control

through using touches, kisses and words.

That's definitely a 3!

See how far you can go
before he/she stops you.

Well that is going to be exciting.

I, well... I'd like to skip this one.

Ok then, so why don't
you just pick a 1 instead

Looks like you
overextend yourself a bit, eh!

A little out of your league!

Yeah probably.

- Are you feeling warm as well?
- Yeah real hot at the moment.

I'm still waiting
for an undressing-task!

So hot in here!

- So Simon, picking another 3?
- Of course!

I like this one much better.

Create a situation which
would turn you on.

You can give stage directions
to the other players.

I'd like to see you two make out.

- That's the male cliché?
- That's my stage direction.

I think it's not so bad either.

Me neither, no personal doubts.

- Hey there, wanna make out?
- Well yeah, why not.

This is the first physical
thing to happen in this room.

- Oh! So we're done already?
- No no!

You're not serious, are you?

You can keep on playing.

I spin it again.

Jenz.

Wicked! Take off one item of clothing

and give everyone a high five.

Shit I'm not wearing much.

Uh, that's a really nice underdress.

I also brought extra clothes.

Spinning it again.

I'm not wearing any underdress.

Spin the bottle once again

then taking off...
take off the chosen one's tops.

Who was drunk when
she wrote these questions?

That looks a bit hospital-like.

When, how and where did
you masturbate last?

When, how and where?

Where? In my bed.

When? Yesterday.

And how?

I was on a nice website

I watched a nice movie

a couple nice movies

and, well... masturbated.

So nothing spectacular.

Actually like every day.

Perfect.

Except for today?

Yeah right, not today.
First I wanted to but then...

You never know, eh.

How do you pleasure yourself?

Well that depends.

Sometimes with a, uh...

Sometimes I watch a film

but only when I can find a nice one.

- Yeah, it's not that easy.
- No, not really

Because you often just see the women

and they're often somewhat silly

and a bit uneasy

and don't have fun and you can feel it.

Dirty Diaries! Swedish porn! Awesome shit!

- Yeah right, I know them.
- Good stuff.

Well and besides it really depends.

Sometimes with my fingers,
sometimes with a vibrator.

- You have one?
- Sure!

- Always lying or...
- No, sometimes sitting as well.

Did you ever masturbate in the shower?

- Yes.
- Sure.

- With the shower head?
- Yes of course.

I think you start like that when
you don't have any privacy yet.

When you don't have
a vibrator nor privacy.

When you're still living with your parents
the bathroom is gonna be your best friend.

Did you ever get caught
by your parents?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

It was awkward.

Usually everyone pretends
that they didn't notice.

Not in my case,
it was quite embarrassing.

And how did they tell you?

Well I grew up at my mums

and once all the doors were open...

anyhow me and my
then-boyfriend, we had sex

and it was like you open the front door
and get a straight view on us

and she just bursted in and gave me
a lecture that this is not appropriate.

And I also got a lecture once
about me being too loud.

- Really?
- That inhibited me a bit as a teen.

- Oh really, that's...
- That's a bit mean.

Yes but that's how it was.

I forgot a floppy disk
with porn pics in the computer once.

- I was like 12 or so.
- Dude! A floppy disk!?

How many pics were on it? Like 10?

Yeah like two photo series I think.

Did you ever film yourself
or others having sex?

Not sex but masturbating.

- Yourself or others?
- Myself.

- Did you show it to anyone?
- No.

But I have pics of my cock
on a gay website

that I sometimes mail to people
as the chat is getting further.

- But it's only pics, no movies?
- I already shot myself as well.

These were my first
sexual experiences with other men.

- With a webcam?
- Yeah.

I didn't have the guts to go further

and didn't even try to
hit on guys at school.

You sometimes hear about gay boys

gaining their first experiences
with hetero guys.

Something I didn't dare to do

so I helped myself out with
a webcam and the internet.

That's also exciting.

I still do it like that
every now and then but...

in the end I prefer real corporeality.

So tell me Linus:
What have you tried sexually

that turned out to be impractical?

Anal sex without an enema.

Before? Is it actually true that
every time you have sex

it always includes anal penetration?

No, on a first time one night
stand there's no penetration.

The second, third or forth time perhaps

but then you better
use an enema in advance,

otherwise it could get dirty.

But is it really that bad?

Well in the end it's a
question of being prepared.

Exactly. It can get dirty if you
don't have anything to wipe with.

By the way, you still have
this beard hair over there.

Really?

Yeah, it's really long.

- I could bite it out.
- Bite it out?

So I'm gonna take off my shirt now.

- Just like that or what?!
- Yeah just like that.

Great!

- Did you get it?
- Yes!

How should your nipples be treated?

Either take off one piece of
clothing or spin the bottle again

and let the chosen person try it out.

Indeed I like sucking and biting

and I even like it a little more rough.

And I would let somebody explore it

by a volunteer because I'm
not going to chose someone.

Aha!

- You're back right on point.
- Well we've already guessed that!

That was nice.

Ok and it's showing an effect.

Do you have a fetish?

Yeah, well...

So let's start.

Well, masturbating in front of
each other really get's me hot.

So if that's a fetish I'm totally into it.

I like that very much.

And also talking at the same time.

Well just saying stuff
that's coming to your mind

and while this feels strange
it makes me even hornier.

And besides, well I'm really into biting.

Yeah biting is probably a huge fetish,

means biting real hard.

And once this guy,

well that may sound a bit
brutal but it was very hot,

he threw his cock right over my face.

I don't know if there's a
technical term for this.

Schlonzen!

- What!?
- Schlonzen!

No, that's not a technical term.
Bashing, maybe?

- Well, it was just awesome!
- Dick slapping?

Oh my God, that was somehow really cool

High five!

- But did you also bite?
- No no, it's not combined.

These are separate fetishes.

Kiss a chosen Person so that he/she
doesn't want to stop anymore.

- It's working, isn't it?
- Mmh, yeah.

Such a mean game!

I could have kept going on.

- Your turn.
- Oh!

Contest: Who gives you
the hottest belly-stroke?

Let yourself be blinded first.

- That were already six?
- Five.

Who gives you the hottest belly-stroke?

I think that was number four.

- Who was it?
- You!

Oh I see. I didn't count.

Your hands were pretty warm.

...because I'm such a hot fag.

Can I take off the mic, sound guy?

Finally!

I haven't even shaved my back.

Well, hairiness is increasing
over time, isn't it?

- Yeah it is.
- That's crazy.

I hope this gap will be overgrown someday

so I can grow it longer
and stroke my beard like that...

Perfect plan!

Have you ever had an erotic
experience with a friend?

How was it and did it
affect your friendship?

Once I was crazy in love with a
real good friend of mine, a girl,

but I never dared to tell her

and well, I just missed the right moment.

So someday it was simply too late.

And I'm really sad that I never told her

but I just didn't have the guts
mainly because she was a girl.

If she had been a guy

it would have been much easier to
say something or make a move.

But I was like:
Oh no, she's a good friend of mine

and a girl, plus she has a boyfriend...

And all that kept me from telling her.

For me it's a real pity that I
didn't take the risk back then.

- Someone should sing!
- Can anyone sing?

Nope, but it's all about doing it anyway!

Like Whitney Houston or what?!

As a child I always had this nightmare,

I always woke up somewhere in
the city only wearing a shirt.

- And nothing else?
- Nothing.

And I had to find a way back home somehow

and I always met lots of
friends and classmates,

it was just terrible!

And the shirt was never long
enough to stretch it down.

- Your willy always peeked out?
- Yes.

Sigmund Freud would have taken
pleasure in analyzing this!

Back then I'd never believe
that you'll be here today.

Switch panties with the
person to your left.

Oha! Am I the person to your left!?

Yes you are the person to my left.

- What do we have to do?
- We have to exchange our panties.

And that doesn't mean just your jeans.

- So I'm really going to undress now?
- Yeah, here to go.!

- I wasn't prepared for that.
- Do it!

You wearing mine will
actually look more interesting.

They're going to be really tight.

That's going to look really funny.

Look, look at that!

That's not really flattering.

How long do I have to wear them for?

- Nobody knows.
- Like forever!

How would you arrange a swinger's club?

What shouldn't be missed?

Well how about interesting people

because these are actually
missing most commonly.

Do you have swinger's club experiences?
I wasn't in yet.

Well all the documentaries
I saw on VOX and PRO7...

That doesn't count!

Well I was there once.
It was a really intense situation.

I was there with a female friend of mine

and we started to make out a bit

and there was a huge leather
couch, sort of a playground.

So we were on it and suddenly there
were men coming from everywhere.

- Kind of a swinger's club cliché.
- Yeah absolutely.

And they started jerking off

and we somehow just let
ourselves get carried away.

Looking back it was an
interesting experience

but in the end it was not
particularly arousing.

Rather surprising
and very experimental.

Nevertheless I couldn't really
let myself into this moment.

That's exactly what's
really turning me off,

precisely that!

When you start something and you are
attractive and at best female,

straightaway people are
coming in to join.

And then the situation
evolves into something

- you can no longer control.
- Yeah exactly, that's what happened.

Because in fact you should say:
Stop! I'm not up for this anymore.

But that's not what you usually do, right?

Right. It was kind of
a vortex-like situation

we couldn't get off again.

Plus the average age was relatively high.

So rather fifty year old bikers?

Cliché!

No no, at least nearly all
academics, forty plus.

- No shit!
- Yes.

Well they actually have to
pay a lot to get in there.

So in the end it's a bit
like prostitution.

That's what I think about some
internet forums as well,

where women can get in for free

and men pay like 20 euro per month
just for being allowed to message someone.

So in some way as a women, you are
the one keeping the business running.

Yeah that's what they
also say about facebook.

If you aren't paying, you're not
the customer but the commodity.

With six people we're always
splitting up into couples, right?

- Yeah, even numbers.
- Right.

Maike!

How did you picture this?

Me, I'm quickly overwhelmed
if there are several people

because I've no experiences with that.

- No, me neither.
- Same here.

- You never really know where to...
- That's right.

I start asking myself:
How much attention do I pay to whom?

Yeah yeah, exactly.

We'll edit this out afterwards!

- Did we eject the others?
- Yeah.

So now we're all alone?

Yeah right, all alone...

Yes, we're absolutely alone!

- Hey.
- Hello.

- Like to smoke?
- No.

- Like to make out?
- Probably.

What's going on downstairs?

Hot sex!

- Like, really?
- Yep.

Not bad!

Why not, right?

It's a pity you're not downstairs!

- Yeah I have to shoot you guys babbling.
- Hell yeah, bla bla bla!

At the moment I'm just

way too nervous...

What people usually do
on saturdays: Hanging out...

- ...Smoking a little.
- Drinking

- Hello!
- Hey!

We're joining in again.

Did you have sex?

No. Yes. Who even knows!

We'll rewind the footage later!

I got too nervous at some point.

We're no professionals at all,
we saw the cameras and panicked

At one point I was lying on the ground

looking up and I saw this mic, a cam

and also Jesus!

That was definitely too much.

Unfortunately it kinda
unsettled me that you all left.

I would have felt cosier if you just...

...kept on playing?

Yeah, because we'd been less in focus.

Yes, I would have gladly kept you with us.

Damn, so we made the wrong decision.

We thought: Uh cool,
we better leave them alone.

Actually that is just hilarious:

Usually you're looking
for a private place

but this time I felt like:

No, I want the others to be around!

So we've been talking about
the fact that we're six people

and we're always splitting into couples

and that you're in some
ways always a pair.

But how could we change this?

- Well I think you can't.
- No, not really.

- Not without making someone feel bad.
- Yes.

Nevertheless, as a group we're...
well it's just awesome.

It truly feels like we already
know each other for years.

- It really welded us together.
- Yeah, absolutely!

And we took good care of each other.

- Yeah.
- That's good!

Subtitles by Maike,
Kalia & Simon