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[siren wailing]
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[dramatic chase music plays]
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Freeze!
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I mean, stay.
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Boy, that GPS tracking tag
we put his collar
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really works.
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That's a good boy.
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Thanks.
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I was talking
to the dog.
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Come on, Hunter.
Let's get you home.
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Wanna go for a ride, buddy?
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Sure. Where are we going?
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Nope, still the dog.
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♪ You think there's
not a lot goin' on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby
you're so wrong ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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[Emma chuckling]
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[cat yowls]
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[laughing]
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So scaring the kittywith vegetables
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is your ideaof a good time?
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Why is the cat
afraid of a cucumber?
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Kale is far more
terrifying.
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Where do you findthis stuff, Mom?
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Mew Tube.
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The only place to find
all the cute cat videos.
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Yeah, 'cause cat videosare a real rarity
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on the Internet.
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It's just harmless
good fun.
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If you want good fun,
it needs to be harmful.
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The funniest videos online
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are dudes getting
sacked in the 'nads.
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Timeless classic.
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There's
an entire website
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dedicated to it
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called "Hard
in the Nards."
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Mom, maybe don't Google"Hard" or "Nards."
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People getting hurt
isn't funny.
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It's just plain stupid.
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Well, stupid'swhere it's at online.
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Here, let meshow you one
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that's the bestof both worlds.
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It's a video of a cat
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clamped ontoa guy's crotch.
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[beeping]
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Uh-oh.
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[humming happily]
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Aah! Where did you all--
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This is an outrage!
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I'm in a Facebook
flame war.
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Interrupting
my sexy chats!
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Whoa, whoa.
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Can someone rational
please explain what's going on?
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I don't know
where you think you--
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I said "someone rational."
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You'll have to do.
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This massive,
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but not out-of-character,
overreaction
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is because
the WiFi is down.
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You need to rebootyour router.
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Ah.
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Okay, that sounds
reasonable.
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WiFi should be
back up in a jiffy.
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Aah!
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My god.
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What else happens in this town
when my back is turned?
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Don't ask questions
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you don't want the answers to.
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Why is everyone so upset
about my WiFi being down?
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They didn't even
stick around to use it.
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Oh, uh, we don't
have to be here
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to use your WiFi.
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You don't?
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Where does it reach?
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Main Street, bar,my bathroom.
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Kinda weak in my basement.
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My WiFi can't travel
that far.
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[chuckles] No, no.
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That's why we installed
the signal booster.
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The what?
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You mean I'm paying
for the entire town's WiFi?
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We paid for
the signal booster!
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And everyone
knows about this?
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Everyone but you,
apparently.
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We thought you were
okay with this.
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Yeah.
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Why are you shocked
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that people are usingyour open WiFi?
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Brace yourself:
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they use your ketchupand napkins too.
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Yeah, when they're here.
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These are free things
for paying customers.
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We are customers.
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Just sometimes,we're customers at home.
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Yeah, we're not all
married to our careers.
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[laughing]
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If I turn around again,
will you all disappear?
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[♪♪♪]
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I promise this
won't happen again.
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You're right.
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That GPS tag made ita real time-saver.
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Just think,
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if we tagged
everyone in town,
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we'd always know
where everyone was.
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That would make
our job way easier.
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Except that would bea highly illegal
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and massiveinvasion of privacy.
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Oh. Right,
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but consider this:
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I assumed
you'd be on board,
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and I've done it
already.
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[man screaming]
Ah! Aah! Oh! Aah!
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[laughing]
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It's not even
a cute cat.
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Or a cute crotch,
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but look at how manyviews it's gotten.
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I just don't see
what the point is.
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The point is,
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sometimes you can makea lot of money
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and get famous froma single dumb video.
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You can?
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Ready to go?
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Let's get our stupid on.
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[door closes]
-Hmm....
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Time to make
a wish.
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[inhaling deeply]
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[coughing and gagging]
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[chuckles deviously]
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Hmm...
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[♪♪♪]
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[chuckles]
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Watching you
with technology
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is more entertaining
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than these videos
I'm enjoying...
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for free...
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on your open WiFi.
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Enjoy it while you can,
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'cause I'm putting
a password on this thing.
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As soon as I find its keyboard.
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Great,
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looks like I'll just have
enough time to watch
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the entire
Lord of the Rings trilogy.
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[clanging and banging]
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The director's cut.
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How on earth
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did you manage to tagso many people?
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I gave them
friendship bracelets.
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The GPS tags are in the charm.
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If they're
friendship bracelets,
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why didn't you give me one?
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You're a work friend.
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Don't make this weird.
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You can't track peoplewithout them knowing.
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This is really,really, really illegal.
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If it helps the police,
how illegal can it be?
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I said three "reallies."
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When we're in the car,
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we have the right
to surveil people.
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What's the difference
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doing it from
the comfort of our desks
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using technology in way
that it wasn't intended?
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Because it's--
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Hang on.
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That's Rheena,
Michelle, and Mavis.
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At Rheena's.
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What are they up to?
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Maybe they're
a girl gang.
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That's everyonefrom book club.
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They said it wascancelled this week.
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Probably discussing"Let's Get Together
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and Back-Stab Our Friend."
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[scoffs] Yech,
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that's a terrible
title.
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[♪♪♪]
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Just think,
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we could become hugeInternet celebrities.
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I could be bigger thanthat epic mealtime guy!
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[chuckles eagerly]
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I'm comin' after
your viewers, Harley!
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Who the hell is Hank Yarbo,
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and how is he stealing
all my viewers?
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[heavy thud, Hank yelps]
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Whoa...
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He took that puck in the nuts
like a champ.
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I'm inspired.
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Hey, guys!
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We're making a giant burrito.
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It'll be a hockey bag
full of pucks and nuts,
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covered in gravy.
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I'm calling it... the Yarbo.
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Hey!
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I was still musing!
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It's my turn.
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I'm going to be bigger
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than vlogging sensation
Casey Neistat.
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[dream harp trills]
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Ah, I can't concentrate,
I'm too excited.
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Okay, let's do this.
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Spread your legs,
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and pretend I'm not aiming
for your crotch.
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Hang on.
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Why are we wingin' the puck
at my junk?
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How am I going to
wing a puck at my own junk?
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Yeah, I guess
you got a point.
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It's just physics, buddy.
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[groans in exasperation]
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Does anyone in here know
how to put a stupid password
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into a stupid router?
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With no stringsattached?
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And that would
benefit us how?
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[groans] Fine.
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What are your strings?
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One string,
very reasonable.
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[everyone grumbling angrily]
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Hey!
The WiFi is locked.
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Is it?
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Huh.
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I'm online.
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Oh, that's right.
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I'm the only one
who has the password.
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I and I alone have access
to the World Wide Web.
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[evil laughter]
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I have it too.
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Well, of course you--
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Geez, I was having
a friggin' moment over here.
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[♪♪♪]
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[tracker beeps]
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Unbelievable.
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Michelle said she wasgoing to the city
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to buy a romper,
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but according to this,she stayed home.
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Huh, probably just seweda shirt to her shorts.
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Here you go, guys.
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Hey!
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Are you on my WiFi?
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How did you crack
the password?
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Ease up on the paranoiathere, Mr. Robot.
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We don't need WiFi.
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This tracking systemworks on GPS.
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What are you
tracking?
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People.
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Davis!
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Whoops!
Don't tell anyone.
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Legal reasons.
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Wait, are you
tracking me?
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No, I wouldn't
do that to a friend.
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Here, have
a friendship bracelet.
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Aww, that's sweet.
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Hey, since
we're friends,
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what's the WiFi
password?
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Nice try.
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"N-I-C-E-- Hmm...
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[tracker beeps]
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That's odd.
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According to Zeke's tracker,
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he's been in that dumpster
for hours.
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Hmm. He's usually
only in there
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20 minutes, tops.
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You betterinvestigate that.
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I'll stay here
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and keep track ofMichelle's web of lies.
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I'm on it.
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And let Lacey know
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her password doesn't work.
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[♪♪♪]
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Hey, Lacey,
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I'm putting together
a film crew
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to shoot a viral
video of Oscar.
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Do you know anyone
with a movie camera,
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and some lights?
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Probably going to need
one of those best boys
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I keep hearing about.
273
00:08:29,247 --> 00:08:30,677
Oh, sure, I canget you all that.
274
00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:31,637
Plus a crane jib,
275
00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,075
and James Cameronto direct.
276
00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,991
No, no,
I'll be directing.
277
00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:36,426
You don't need all that.
278
00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,002
You can just shoot a video
with your phone.
279
00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,079
I can?
280
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,517
Movie camera andegg timer?
281
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,224
This is one hell of a rig.
282
00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,482
Your fluffy cousin
tried to kill me!
283
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,826
This is payback!
284
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,875
H'yah! Tell your friends!
285
00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:51,840
Oscar, can you come here?
286
00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:57,797
The old "step-on-a-rake,
smack-in-the-puss" routine.
287
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:58,671
Come on, stupid.
288
00:08:58,712 --> 00:08:59,672
Find your mark.
289
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,112
Oh.
290
00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:03,850
Well, this could
hurt someone.
291
00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,111
[muttering] Dammit.
292
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,633
You left the rake on the--
293
00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:07,756
Whoa!
294
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:08,678
Dammit!
295
00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,329
[clang]
296
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,545
Dammit!
297
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,555
[♪♪♪]
298
00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:19,986
Huh? Oh--
Oh!
299
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:21,467
Hmm...
300
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,557
Something's off.
301
00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:23,425
Are you wearing a cup?
302
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:24,345
No.
303
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,219
[knock knock]
304
00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,090
Who's there?
305
00:09:26,130 --> 00:09:27,480
Okay, I'm wearing a cup.
306
00:09:27,523 --> 00:09:28,613
I might have kids
someday.
307
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,395
I don't want them
coming out dented.
308
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,659
You wantto go viral or not?
309
00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:37,576
Okay, let me explain
the concept of a nut shot.
310
00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:38,750
I provide the shot,
311
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,535
and you provide the rest.
312
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,670
Wouldn't a shot to the noggin
313
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,101
be just as entertaining?
314
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:43,967
[clangs] Ah!
315
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,278
Nope.
316
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:46,933
[laughing and snorting]
317
00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:48,237
Oh man!
318
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,423
I can't believe how long
that cat stays clamped
319
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,029
on this guy's crotch.
320
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,939
Hang in there, kitty!
321
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,074
You got WiFi?
322
00:09:55,116 --> 00:09:56,766
Wanna set upa hotspot for me?
323
00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,733
Not as much as I wanna
tell you to get stuffed.
324
00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,602
The information highway's
a lot faster
325
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:01,733
without
all you Winnebagos
326
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:02,645
clogging it up.
327
00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,519
Beat it.
328
00:10:03,559 --> 00:10:04,949
[scoffs]
329
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:06,995
Ah, should have gotten her
to pay for those chips.
330
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:07,821
Ah, well.
331
00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:09,128
Whoa-ho!
332
00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,523
That cat's still
latched on there.
333
00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:12,957
Whew! How much longer
does this--
334
00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:14,353
Eight more minutes?
335
00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:15,216
[♪♪♪]
336
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:16,526
Anything
to eat today?
337
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,312
What's the point
of going out for lunch
338
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,836
if you can't post pictures
of your food online?
339
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:23,011
You could talk
to your wife.
340
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,797
We have beentalking.
341
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,631
About how there'sno free WiFi.
342
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,669
Hmm, well, maybe if you both
ordered burgers and fries,
343
00:10:29,716 --> 00:10:30,846
and dessert,
344
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,021
and tipped 20%,
345
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,197
I could do a little
something for you.
346
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:37,163
Intriguing.
347
00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,731
[whispers] Could you alsogive me the password?
348
00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,418
That's what I meant.
349
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,375
What did you think
350
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,383
the "little
something" was?
351
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:43,434
Yeah, Won.
352
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:44,638
What did you think?
353
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,335
Don't share this
with anyone,
354
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,606
or I'll have to
change the password.
355
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,780
Like you know how
to change the password.
356
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,696
[quietly]Okay, we promise.
357
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,661
Hmm.
358
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,178
[♪♪♪]
359
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,882
Turns out Zeke's
not dead in a dumpster,
360
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,231
but my heart is.
361
00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,920
You should
notify his next of kin.
362
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,137
I said he's not--
363
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,746
Are you listening to me?
364
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:09,666
Zeke threw my friendship
bracelet in the garbage.
365
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,152
Maybe he's not into jewelry
366
00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:13,152
that looks like it was made
by a seven-year old girl.
367
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,464
I don't know about
this tracking thing.
368
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,590
Are you kidding me?
369
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:19,292
You're a geniusfor coming up with this.
370
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,160
See?
371
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,331
Looks great on me.
372
00:11:21,376 --> 00:11:22,986
Brings out the colour
of my wrist.
373
00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:24,070
I don't know.
374
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,468
It doesn't feel like
it's paying off.
375
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,770
[tracker beeping]
376
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:27,766
Uh-oh.
377
00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,727
Rheena's aboutto park illegally.
378
00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:30,726
You couldwrite the ticket
379
00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,297
on the wayto give it to her.
380
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:35,223
That would give me timeto make a new bracelet for Zeke,
381
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,699
with more masculine colours.
382
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,960
Go get 'em, tiger!
383
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,053
[bushes rustling]
384
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,051
[chuckling]
385
00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,703
That's it.
386
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,357
Say good night, Gilligan.
387
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,711
This'll be gold.
388
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,140
[grumbling nervously]
389
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,356
Oh, whoa--
390
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,319
[sighs] There we go.
391
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,062
Seriously?
392
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,235
When has any human ever
gotten in a hammock without--
393
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,634
[groans]
394
00:11:58,674 --> 00:11:59,814
Grr...
395
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,849
[bonk] Ow!
396
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:03,715
[♪♪♪]
397
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,768
Psst!
Here's the password.
398
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,083
No sharesies.
399
00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,297
[grunting and straining]
400
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:14,300
Ugh, dammit, woman!
401
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,782
Why bring me lemonade
if I can't reach it?
402
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,874
Wait until he finds out
it's not lemonade.
403
00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,794
Stalking anyone
in particular, Mom?
404
00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,609
You scaredthe bejesus out of me.
405
00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,216
Quit being so sneaky.
406
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,957
Says the woman
crouched in a shrub.
407
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:28,878
[Oscar yells]
408
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,395
Do you know how longI've been in here
409
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,797
trying to geta video of Oscar
410
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,450
falling out ofthat hammock?
411
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,063
Oh, sorry
I interrupted.
412
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,024
That would have
been... hilarious.
413
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,943
[breathlessly]Mom's got a ringer.
414
00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:43,939
Dad.
415
00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:44,850
It's only a matter of time
416
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,554
before she getsa video of him
417
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,291
doing something stupid.
418
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,292
If her video goes viralbefore ours,
419
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,164
I'll never hearthe end of it.
420
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,636
We've gotto ratchet this up.
421
00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,506
Did you run
all the way here?
422
00:12:56,558 --> 00:12:58,558
No, I drove,
423
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,133
but you've gota long driveway.
424
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:01,000
Whew.
425
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,561
[♪♪♪]
426
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:03,737
[tracker beeping]
427
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,053
I see you leaving
that bakery, Michelle.
428
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,479
Gluten-free, my ass.
429
00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:08,525
[door opens]
430
00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:11,790
Well, that was
a waste of time.
431
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,014
Didn't yougive Rheena a ticket?
432
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:13,923
I tried,
433
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,357
but she hadn't parked yet,
434
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,933
and said I couldn't
give her a ticket
435
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,800
for thinking about
doing a crime.
436
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,151
Then we spent half an hour
437
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,850
arguing the plausibility
of Minority Report.
438
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,369
It didn't save me any time,
439
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:26,372
and Rheena's extra mad at me.
440
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,294
This GPS thing sucks.
441
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:29,419
I'm shutting it down.
442
00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:30,640
No!
443
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,809
I finally know
what everyone is up to.
444
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,335
Not everyone,
445
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,378
because not everyone
in town has a bracelet.
446
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,344
What?
447
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,251
Who doesn't havea bracelet,
448
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,295
and whatare they doing?
449
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,780
You need to buymore tracking tags.
450
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,690
Forget it.
451
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,613
The power's gone
to your head.
452
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:44,998
Also, it's
too much work.
453
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,834
Oh, you're right.
454
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,870
Ugh, can't believe how
sucked into this technology
455
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:50,866
I got.
456
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,527
Give me the car keys.
457
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:53,530
Why?
458
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:54,881
I need to get awayfrom the screen.
459
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:55,791
Clear my head,
460
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,045
maybe take a nap.
461
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,662
[groans]
462
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:00,968
What the--
463
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,154
What's with
the endless buffering?
464
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,890
Are you online?
465
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,371
How'd you get
the password?
466
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,150
What are you, CSIS?
467
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,715
What's CSIS?
468
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:12,331
That's just what someone
in CSIS would say.
469
00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,163
All you
have to do
470
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,290
is order
a lot of food,
471
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,901
and Lacey will
give you the password.
472
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,512
But don't
tell anyone.
473
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:19,082
Tell no one.
474
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:20,339
What's a gal gotta do
475
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,641
to monopolize
the Internet around here?
476
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,817
Merge with Time Warner?
477
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,084
[sighs]
478
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,477
[tracker beeps]
479
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,520
Huh? Hunter?
480
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:34,176
I am not chasing
that dog again.
481
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,221
[tracker beeping]
482
00:14:35,265 --> 00:14:36,915
Don't...
483
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,143
Don't you...
484
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,531
Don't even...
485
00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,144
[tracker beeps]
486
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,274
Oh, great.
487
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:44,707
Now I have to
give Helen a ticket
488
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,153
for not picking up after
her stupid dog.
489
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,020
This program's killing me.
490
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,152
[tracker beeping]
491
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,803
Why is Zeke the highway?
492
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,067
Wait.
493
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,759
Karen has Zeke's bracelet.
494
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,507
Where is she going?
495
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,809
[♪♪♪]
496
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:03,335
So... Frodo is about
to throw the ring
497
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,950
into the river of fire,
498
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,951
when he changes his mind
and keeps it,
499
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:10,343
and that sense of betrayal
Samwise felt
500
00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:13,387
is not unlike what's burning
in my chest right now!
501
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,744
Aw, are you talkingabout the Godfather?
502
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,484
No, that's Fredo!
503
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,435
But there's also betrayal
in the Godfather,
504
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,833
so let's go with that.
505
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:21,826
Bottom line,
506
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,527
you gave up
the password.
507
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,534
You Fredoed me.
508
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,185
Aw, I'm sorry.
509
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,229
It only seemed fair
to make people order food
510
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,015
since I'm the only one
paying for WiFi.
511
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,060
Well, I'm going to change
the password,
512
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,146
and I'm not telling
anyone what it is,
513
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,325
including you, Frodo.
514
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,761
Uh, Fredo.
515
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:39,937
Where did we leave off
with this?
516
00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,812
You can't just shut meout of my own WiFi.
517
00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:42,683
[tapping]
518
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,204
Oops, just did,
519
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,377
and you're never going
to guess the password.
520
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,993
Is it"Lacey betrayed me?"
521
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,335
[tapping]
Not anymore.
522
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:52,914
[♪♪♪]
523
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,302
So, you want me to jump off
the ladder onto a ball,
524
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,906
bounce onto the skateboard,
525
00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,517
roll through a hoop of fire,
526
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:02,177
and smash crotch-first
into a teeter-totter?
527
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,182
Yeah, but make it look natural.
528
00:16:04,224 --> 00:16:06,444
I don't think hula hoops
burst into flames naturally.
529
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,747
You're overthinking.
530
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,142
You're too aware of what's...
531
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,575
Hold on, that's the problem.
532
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,022
It's also the solution.
533
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,409
[snoring]
534
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,932
[chuckling deviously]
535
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:19,853
Hey, Dad!
536
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:20,981
[snorts awake] What?
537
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,503
How's it going
with that prank video
538
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,326
Mom's shooting of you that
you're now totally aware of?
539
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:25,904
You son of a bitch.
540
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,641
Hey, don't talk aboutmy mom like that.
541
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,508
[♪♪♪]
542
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:35,297
You're trying to
make me look stupid?
543
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:36,952
You always
look stupid.
544
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,816
I just want to share
you with the world.
545
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,867
How many views
546
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,521
does an old man yellingusually get?
547
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:43,385
Depends if that
hand-in-the-water trick works,
548
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,217
and he wets himself.
549
00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,094
Who wet himself?
550
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,265
And why am I
getting a manicure?
551
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,231
We had an agreement.
552
00:16:50,270 --> 00:16:51,840
We order
too much food,
553
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,710
and you give us
free WiFi.
554
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,061
Well, you had free WiFi,
555
00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,802
and you got a delicious meal,
556
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,712
so everyone should be happy!
557
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:00,757
We're not.
558
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,412
You owe us WiFi.
559
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:03,976
Lacey stoleour WiFi!
560
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,593
-Give us our WiFi back.
-Yeah!
561
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,723
You've been stealing
my Internet for years.
562
00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,245
This is all because of
that stupid signal booster.
563
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,900
I should go smash it.
564
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:12,903
Yeah,
565
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,824
but you don't know
where it is.
566
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:21,690
Oh, don't I?
567
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,036
I'm going there right now
568
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,645
to smash it into
a million pieces.
569
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,086
If you want to stop me,
570
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,833
you're going to have
to get there first.
571
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,094
[muttering]
572
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:32,487
She's bluffing.
573
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,789
Or is she?
574
00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,785
Are you calling my bluff
on the bluffing?
575
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:36,657
[♪♪♪]
576
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:37,967
Film all you want.
577
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,893
I'm not gonna be the star
of your dumb thing.
578
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,409
The competition is out.
579
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,542
Hank, go run 'nad-first
into that tree!
580
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,145
What? We talkedabout this.
581
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,535
I'm too aware.
582
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:48,848
Then close your eyes
and run into the tree.
583
00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:50,373
Forget it!I'm out too.
584
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:54,900
So...
585
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,553
You went and boughtmore tags
586
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,767
to track the restof the town, huh?
587
00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,426
What? No!
588
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,650
Aw, man!
589
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:04,469
Have you been tracking me
this entire time?
590
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,428
That is not a friendly way
591
00:18:06,476 --> 00:18:08,346
to dispose ofa friendship bracelet.
592
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:09,651
Did you see
everywhere I went?
593
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,177
If you're asking
594
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,400
if I know that you went
to a laser hair removal place,
595
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,350
then no.
596
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,827
Okay, wow.
597
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,007
This really is
an invasion of privacy.
598
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,713
Experiment over.
599
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,280
Oh, thank god.
600
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,488
Friends again?
601
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:24,577
Work friends.
602
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,625
Good enough.
603
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,499
Then, as your friend,I have to say,
604
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:29,852
laser hair removal?
605
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:30,851
Why?
606
00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:32,982
You can barely seeyour mustache.
607
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,594
This is the longest
you've gone
608
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,545
without being
an idiot, Oscar.
609
00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:37,733
Knock it off!
610
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:38,858
Come on, Hank.
611
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,730
Just follow your naturaldoofus instinct.
612
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,301
I don't have
to take this.
613
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:44,648
The verbal abuse,
the physical abuse.
614
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,128
If you want to
film something,
615
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,868
film me walking away.
616
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:49,348
Whoa!
617
00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,169
[crunch]
618
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,784
Aah! Cucumber!
619
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,177
Aah!
620
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,700
Kale!
621
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,743
Did you get it?
622
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:57,697
I got it!Did you get it?
623
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:58,655
I did!
624
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,792
We both got it!
625
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,054
The productionvalue on this
626
00:19:01,096 --> 00:19:03,096
will get us to the topof "Hard in the Nards."
627
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,582
Again, I can'tstress enough.
628
00:19:04,621 --> 00:19:05,971
Do not Googleany of that.
629
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,580
I need to see
that tracking thingie.
630
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,366
Oh, we're notdoing that anymore.
631
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,801
I need to know where
everyone in town is going.
632
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,498
Trust me,
you don't want to know.
633
00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:17,896
[roars] Show me!
634
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,249
Jeez, okay.
635
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,603
Explain
how this works.
636
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,689
This is youat the police station.
637
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,638
The other blue dots arewhoever's wearing a tag.
638
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,728
Looks like a mob of themare coming down Main Street.
639
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,687
[tracker beeping]
640
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,295
They're coming towards
the police station.
641
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:35,831
But...
642
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:38,830
they're supposed to go
towards the booster.
643
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,223
Unless...
644
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,916
[tracker beeping rapidly]
Eight metres.
645
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,053
[tracker beeping]
Six metres.
646
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,655
[tracker beeping]
Two metres!
647
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:46,916
That can't be.
648
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,318
That's insidethe room.
649
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,061
It's reading
right, man!
650
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,711
[tracker beeping]
651
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,316
They're on the roof.
652
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,197
Wait, where'd Lacey go?
653
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,108
Ha ha!
654
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,332
Suckers!
655
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,241
I knew you'd want
to protect the booster.
656
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,456
The tracking devices
Karen and Davis put on you
657
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,245
led me right to it.
658
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,940
Tracking devices?
659
00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,547
We're being
monitored?
660
00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,434
Uh...
661
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:10,909
don't you have
a booster box to protect?
662
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:12,858
Too late! Ha ha!
663
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:14,387
[smashing]
664
00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,776
There.
665
00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,174
WiFi problem solved.
666
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,702
Oh, is it?
667
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,492
I'm still the only one
with the password.
668
00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,358
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
669
00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:31,141
And I'm the only one
with a cleaver.
670
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:31,876
We should talk.
671
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,367
How's our video doing?
672
00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:39,671
We rich and famous yet?
673
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:40,586
Far from it.
674
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,370
Check the comments.
675
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,594
"Two-camera shoot."
676
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:44,593
"This is fake."
677
00:20:44,634 --> 00:20:46,464
"Totally staged."
678
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,026
How dumbare these people
679
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,942
that they can't enjoyreal stupid?
680
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,287
Oh, don't lose faith
681
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,637
in the stupidity
of the Internet.
682
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,118
There's half a million hits
683
00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,856
on "Hottie Meat Cleaver Mama
684
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,387
Loses It
On Police Station Roof."
685
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,301
[groans]
686
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,255
Will you stop
687
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,562
showing that
to people?
688
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,088
Hey, they called you
"Hottie."
689
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,091
[groans]
690
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,922
[♪♪♪]
691
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,708
♪ I don't know
692
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:14,358
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
693
00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,801
♪ I don't know
694
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:23,063
♪ I just... don't know
695
00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,332
♪ Ooh
696
00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,723
♪ It's a great big place
697
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:30,935
♪ Ooh
698
00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,415
♪ Full of nothin' but space
699
00:21:32,465 --> 00:21:34,465
♪ Ooh
700
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:36,470
♪ And it's my happy place
701
00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,992
♪ I don't know
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