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>> And the award for Best
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Supporting Actress in a film
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goes to...
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Nancy Oates, for "This House is
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Dirty Dammit."
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(applause)
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Nancy.
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>> Oh.
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Mwah.
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(giggles)
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Wow, wow, uh...
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This is quite an honor, uh...
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Uh, I'd like to thank my,
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my team, my friends, my family.
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I'd like to thank my husband
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of nine years, Tom, for his love
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and his support.
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I love you, uh...
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I'd also like to thank...
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>> She's going too long, sir.
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>> Let's cue the music.
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>> Uh, my immediates,
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my cats and my pets...
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(music playing)
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Okay, no, I hear the music.
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Uh, okay, I'd also just quickly
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like to thank...
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>> She's, uh, not stopping,
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guys.
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>> Turn the music up louder.
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>> Acting can be hard!
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So what you have to do
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is be harder, go...
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>> Oh, my God.
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No one's ever gone on this long.
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>> Cue the bowling pins.
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>> And I think to myself,
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it is a wonderful world.
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It is, everything can be...
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Acting...
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>> No effect.
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>> Hit her with the buckets.
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>> No dream is too small.
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>> No effect.
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>> Oh, man, I'm getting scared.
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>> Don't worry.
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I didn't want to have to do
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this.
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Electrify the podium!
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>> Sixth grade,
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my teacher said to me
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neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh...
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Nancy, you're gonna be a star!
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>> She's not human!
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>> Mustard gas.
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>> The environment, that's who
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we should be giving awards to.
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The earth, animals, giraffes...
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>> Get the sniper rifle.
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>> It's killing time.
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>> My first acting job was
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a commercial for a water park...
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(gunshot)
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...in Wareham, Massachusetts.
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I knew I could be...
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>> I missed, man.
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Shot the trophy lady.
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>> I know I could, so I did.
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>> Just go to commercial.
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>> And I pushed down
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that door...
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**
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>> "Friends of the People"
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presents...
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The date, December 1st, 1955.
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A tired Robert Walton, known
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around town for his incredible
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racism and his even more
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incredible homemade ice cream
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sandwiches, was about to
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unwittingly be the catalyst for
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a monumental change in history.
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>> Oh, nah, bus driver!
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>> Had Walton, fueled with pure
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hatred, not alerted the bus
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driver to Rosa Parks' seat
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placement, Parks might not have
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protested that day.
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The Montgomery Bus Boycott might
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not have happened,
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and Robert Walton would still
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have his white seat utopia.
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Plus, we'd never have had that
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great Outcast song.
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We salute you, Robert Walton,
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another unwitting great white
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hater in black history.
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**
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>> Big Money Millionaires.
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You know we in the building.
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>> We in the building, baby boy.
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Yeah, Luger.
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>> We got that type of money
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y'all don't even know about.
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>> Big Money Millionaires.
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MC Fire Mob and Luger, baby.
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>> Oh!
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>> * We got money, bro
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* We got, we got money, bro
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>> * We got money
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>> * We still got money 'cause
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* We didn't waste our money
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* We got money, bro
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* We got, we got money, bro
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>> * We got money
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>> * We still got money 'cause
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* We didn't waste our money
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>> * Real Gs
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* We take our money
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* And we make it rain
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* And when it hits the ground
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* We pick it up we invest
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* It all that's trickle down
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* I call up my accountant
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* Checks he helps
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* To route then
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* Keeps the IRS off my back
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* And I can still
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* Keep my stacks
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>> * Big Money Millionaire
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* MC Fire Mob
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* I stay on "MarketWatch"
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* Making sure I know
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* When that market's hot
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* Know when to buy
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* Or trade stocks
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* Forecast down then
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>> * The stock gets dropped
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>> * Own property
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* Charge high rent
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* Keep track of every
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* Dime I spent
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* Sold off my stocks
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* Got no debt, I ain't
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* MC Hammer, I'm 50 Cent
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* Made smart investments, dog
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* We got money, bro
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* We got, we got money, bro
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>> * We got money
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>> * Bought some land
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* Sold that land
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* That's more money, bro
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>> * We got land
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>> * We got money, bro
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* We got, we got money, bro
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>> * We got money
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>> * I check my statements
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* Every month
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* That's my money, bro
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>> * We blew up back in '93
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* Had just one hit
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* That was fine with me
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* 'Cause the money we made
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* We kept put away for future
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* Days that's plain to see
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>> * No one remembers
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* Who we are our one big hit
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* Didn't get us far
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* But we were just practical
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* So what one-hit wonder's
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* Got stacks of loot?
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>> Stacks of it.
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>> We got that money.
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>> Big Money Millionaires.
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MC Fire Mob and Luger, baby.
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>> Y'all, got to give back to
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my community and whatnot.
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>> Get money and we keep it.
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Under a vault.
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And that vault got money in it.
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Big money for millionaires.
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Soon to be billionaires, though.
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>> Shouts out to my accountant,
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Josh Rabinowitz!
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>> And to all the other
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accountants who use calculators.
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>> What's up?
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This is Jermaine Fowler.
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I'm gonna go and challenge
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people in Rock-paper-scissors
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and try and find some victims.
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How'd that feel?
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>> Not good.
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>> All right.
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Oh!
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(laughing)
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Yes.
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Hmm!
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That stung a little bit.
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Ahh!
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It hurts so much 'cause
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I disrespected so many people
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when I won.
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>> No, it's okay.
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>> My name is Ty Warner.
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By 1999, I was worth
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$700 million, which really
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pissed me off because it was
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only 300 million shy
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of a billion.
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How did I pull this off,
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you ask?
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I created that (bleep)
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Beanie Baby.
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(all cheering)
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>> Whoo!
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>> We convinced people those
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bears were priceless collector's
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items.
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Then charged them up the ass.
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We controlled supply,
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we controlled demand.
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We controlled everything.
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>> Now I can send my kids
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to college.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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>> Now, is any of this legal?
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Sure, but it was still
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(bleep) up.
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>> Princess Diana is dead.
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You can't use that to sell
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a Beanie Baby.
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>> Watch me.
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**
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>> You said this was
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an investment.
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>> They are gonna nail you
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for tax evasion.
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>> You're out of control!
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>> Ahh!
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>> We should've shaved
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you first.
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>> Ahh-uh.
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Ahh-uh.
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Ahh-uh.
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Ahh!
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>> These beans are
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a little hard.
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>> I think it's real beans.
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**
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>> Ah!
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>> In 1921, Garrett Morgan
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was hit by a car every day.
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(horn honking)
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That car was driven by two white
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men, brothers Amos and Isaiah
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Vinewood made it a point to run
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over Garrett Morgan with their
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car every single day.
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This angered Garrett Morgan so
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much, he went into his basement
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and didn't come up until he had
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invented the traffic light.
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We salute the two racist men who
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changed traffic forever.
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Another unwitting great white
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hater in black history.
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>> Morgy!
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Just the man I wanted to see.
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(laughing)
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Big news, Morgan, big news!
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I just booked you a role on
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"Sesame Street."
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>> Oh, "Sesame Street"?
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>> "Sesame Street."
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>> Oh, my God, man, that's my
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show, man, I grew up loving that
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show.
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>> It's gonna be huge for you,
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huge.
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So many celebrities have
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done it, and you're next.
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You're the next one to pop.
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Only one small thing.
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You gotta show your butt.
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Anyway, I'm locking in the--
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>> Whoa, whoa, what was that?
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>> It's gonna be a great
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opportunity for you.
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>> No, no, no, you said I had to
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show my butt.
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>> Oh, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah.
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Yeah, it's, it's, it's--
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the role calls for you to show
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your butt, blah-blah-blah.
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It doesn't matter,
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big role, big role.
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>> They want me to show my butt
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on "Sesame Street"?
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My raw bare ass, right?
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That's what you're saying?
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>> Morgan, it's in the script.
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You're an actor,
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you read scripts.
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You do what's in the script,
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right?
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>> That's not weird to you?
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They want me to show my butt
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on a children's TV show.
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>> You can either show your butt
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on "Sesame Street,"
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or not be on "Sesame Street,"
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it's pretty simple.
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>> Morgy!
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Looking spiffy, baby.
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>> Shut up, Banks, all right?
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I am sitting here with my butt
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cut out of my pants!
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My bare butt is sitting on this
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very cold bench.
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Oh, yeah, and you failed to
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mention that I didn't have
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any lines anymore.
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Look, look, look, read this.
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"The puppets start counting,
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one, two."
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Then it says,
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"Morgan shows his butt."
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And then the puppets keep
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counting three, four.
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And I show my butt again after
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number six.
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>> Right?!
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>> What you mean, right?
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>> All right, quiet on set.
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Let's get ready to roll.
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>> I gotta poo.
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>> What?
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(bell ringing)
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>> And action!
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>> Hey, everybody,
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let's count to ten!
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(all cheering)
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>> One, two...
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(all screaming)
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>> Hey, it was in the script.
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>> You see, kids?
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That sad, pathetic man was paid
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$75 to show his butt
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on a children's TV show.
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And he did it.
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He's twisted, disgusting,
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and has no...
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>> Self-respect!
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>> Respect yourself, kids.
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It's all we've got in life.
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"Sesame Street" will be right
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back!
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>> Ahh!
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shot.
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>> All right,
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Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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Oh! What is that?!
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No, it's not the paper first.
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Ohh...
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>> I started with paper, stupid.
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Oh, all right.
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>> Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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Rock-paper-scissors, shoot.
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>> Ohh!
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>> Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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**
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>> The year, 1950.
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It was a normal day for Don King
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and his friends.
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But that was about to change.
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>> Oh, watch where you're going.
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>> Look here, I wasn't going
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nowhere, ma'am.
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No!
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>> Don't worry about it, Don.
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You could get yourself
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another comb.
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>> Oh, I cannot afford a comb
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right now.
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Oh, but one day, one day I'll be
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so rich, oh-ho, I can say
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whatever I want to white people.
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I mean, it won't make any sense
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at all.
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And I'm not gonna need that
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comb, you can keep it, 'cause
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I'm never combing my hair again.
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Rich, nappy head and black.
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Only in America.
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>> Don King never combed his
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hair again and became an icon
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of terrible hairstyles,
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giving the public the ability to
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accept others such as
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Cornel West,
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Bob Dylan,
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and Coolio.
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And none of this would've been
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possible without the incredible
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hatred of P.W. Valentine,
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another unwitting great white
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hater in black history.
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>> Hey, Mr. Conklin,
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the surgeons are ready.
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How are you feeling?
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>> Well... I'm a little nervous,
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but I trust you both.
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>> Don't worry, a lobectomy has
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a small risk for this stage in
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your treatment.
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We have full faith in
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the procedure.
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And did you say you had
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the bronze or platinum level
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of health care?
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>> The bronze.
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>> Okay, Mr. Conklin.
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This is our bronze level
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anesthesiologist--
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Jesus Christ, look,
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okay, Butterbean--
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>> Butterbean.
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>> All right, Dr. Butterbean.
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We want you to knock out the
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patients, but you have to wait
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until they're ready.
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>> I'm just doing my job.
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I am a doctor.
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>> We got some details
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to iron out.
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(bleep) damn, you knocked out
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Mr. Conklin.
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That was dope, dude.
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>> Why don't you take it easy,
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please.
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Just wait for the signal,
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Dr. Butterbean.
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Hi, Randy, I'm Dr. Lombardi.
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This is Dr. Lombardi.
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And this is Dr. Butterbean--
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>> Oh.
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>> (bleep) damn it, Butterbean,
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I told you to wait for the sign.
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>> You said my name.
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>> I know, but look.
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00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:55,413
>> Hey, I specialize in punching
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00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,378
people when they least
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00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,236
expect it.
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>> (bleep) right, he really
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painted that dude's wagon.
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Dope, dude.
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00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,382
>> Can you take it easy, Doctor?
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00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,593
>> Okay.
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00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,815
>> Doctors, this is Mr. Braxton.
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00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,721
He's having hip replacement
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00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,491
surgery.
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>> Hello, Mr. Butterbean.
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>> How you doing?
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>> I thought you were gonna
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punch him in the face.
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00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:18,597
>> Doctor, I'm a professional
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doctor.
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I didn't go to med school for
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four years just to become the
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00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,502
IBA super heavyweight champion
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of the world.
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00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:25,937
>> Okay, well...
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00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,409
Mr. Braxton?
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Dr. Butterbean's gonna punch you
486
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in the face now.
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00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,379
>> Is that right, well, look
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00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,077
here, I'm a huge fan of your--
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00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:37,849
>> What's wrong with this guy?
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>> Oh, uh, Dr. Butterbean, he's
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been in a coma for a few weeks.
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I think that he might--
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>> Light 'em up.
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Dr. Butterbean.
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Light 'em up.
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Dude!
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(chanting) Butterbean!
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Butterbean.
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>> (grunting)
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Man, alive, my head hurts.
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>> That's the coma, son.
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And a little bit of that sweet
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science.
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00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,484
>> Huh?
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00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,535
>> Let's get some lunch, guys.
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00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,413
>> Great work, man.
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00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:08,082
(flat line tone)
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>> H. Robert Brown,
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00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,482
H. Robert Brown!
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00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,553
How could you do that?
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00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,591
How could you leave me
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in front of all of those people
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00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,390
like that?!
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00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,258
>> It was easy.
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(chuckling)
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>> Stop.
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00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,785
You don't mean that.
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I love you.
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00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,131
I love you more than
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the thousands of men
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that I've slept with.
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00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,673
But you have to make a choice.
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00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,838
It is either me and this
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00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,267
or your helicopter.
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00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:35,012
>> Shh!
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00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,738
You can kiss your ass good-bye.
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00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,754
>> Why?
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00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,675
>> Because I choose
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my helicopter.
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00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:43,822
>> Somewhere in the United
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States lies a man by the name
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of Hubert Robert Brown.
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After learning how to fly every
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00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,918
helicopter on Earth, H. Robert
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invented bread and used his
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fortune to buy 500,000
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helicopters.
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00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,460
He is H. Robert Brown,
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00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,662
professional helicopter pilot
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and helicopter owner.
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>> * Helicopter man
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00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,874
* Oh yeah, I said
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* Helicopter man, hmm
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00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,076
* I said helicopter man
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00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,950
>> Well, well, well.
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00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,116
If it isn't helicopter pilot
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00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:19,345
and owner, H. Robert Brown.
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00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,322
I heard you got married
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this morning.
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00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,661
How sweet.
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00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,015
(laughing)
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>> Think again, okay?
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I left her because I hate her,
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00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,231
and she is stupid to me.
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00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,401
>> Well, too bad she isn't here
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00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:35,740
to save you.
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00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,135
>> You're gonna kill me
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00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,307
to death?
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00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,335
>> That's right.
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00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,910
>> Get your hands off of me.
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00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,209
That's not right, Mr. Baxter.
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00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:48,222
I'ma kill you.
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00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,075
>> * Helicopter man
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>> (grunting)
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00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,694
* Ooh, ooh, ooh
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* New chopper
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00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,592
* Fighting crime
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00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,090
* It's H. Robert Brown's time
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00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,763
>> * What do we do, Mr. Baxter?
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00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:03,331
>> Say your prayers, boys.
571
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,900
He's gonna fire a missile at us
572
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,597
and kill us with it!
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00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,869
(men screaming)
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00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,910
>> * Oh, helicopter man
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00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,349
(alarm sounding)
576
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:20,679
>> H. Robert Brown
577
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,950
to air traffic control, um...
578
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:23,919
My helicopter, I believe,
579
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,386
is about to crash.
580
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:26,445
>> What type of bird
581
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,023
are you flying?
582
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,521
>> I don't know, man.
583
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,962
>> Well, get control.
584
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,287
Use your pedals and pull up on
585
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,132
the collective.
586
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,956
>> Well, you ain't my daddy.
587
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,031
Can't tell me what to do.
588
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,129
I'm jumping.
589
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,930
See you later, suckers.
590
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,471
>> * H. Robert Brown
591
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,737
* Is the man of dysfunction
592
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,237
* Yeah
593
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,809
* It don't matter
594
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,607
* Where you from
595
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,579
* You see, his function
596
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,878
>> Whoa.
597
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:53,979
Oh, my God, mister,
598
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,780
are you okay?
599
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,121
Should I call an ambulance?
600
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,287
>> I don't need no damn
601
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,145
ambulance.
602
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,163
Just call me
603
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,955
a helicopter.
604
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,326
>> * H. Robert Brown
605
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:06,125
>> * That's right
606
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,086
* H. Robert Brown
607
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:07,834
>> * Who is he?
608
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:08,997
>> * H. Robert Brown
609
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:09,825
>> * That's right
610
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,759
>> * H. Robert...
611
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:19,005
>> One, two, one-two-three.
612
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,435
>> * Black boots
613
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:22,981
* Mustache
614
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,435
* He's so suave, eh
615
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,084
(humming)
616
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,179
>> Sorry, can you, can you just
617
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,010
keep it down a little bit.
618
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:28,854
He's just trying to record the
619
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:29,648
track, if you wouldn't mind just
620
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,179
keeping it down.
621
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,594
Ooh...
622
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,515
>> * He likes to smoke cigars
623
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:36,091
>> Um, ma'am, sorry.
624
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,289
He said the reading is kind of
625
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,930
throwing him, throwing him off.
626
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:42,296
I'm sorry.
627
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,595
He just--- he's very specific,
628
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,696
you know artists.
629
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,497
>> Can I go this way?
630
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,828
>> Um... yeah, maybe,
631
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:47,703
maybe over there?
632
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,100
I'm so sorry.
633
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,272
>> * Helicopter man, yeah
634
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,642
* Helicopter man
635
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,710
>> Sir, whoa, hey, man, sorry,
636
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,108
can you, uh, just keep going?
637
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,610
If he make eye contact with
638
00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,611
somebody, he can't sing,
639
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,712
you know?
640
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,723
>> * Helicopter man, yeah
641
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,675
>> Oh, if you could just...
642
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:07,623
>> * I said helicopter man
643
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,660
>> Keep going to the left there.
644
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,531
>> Here we go, Dean.
645
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,956
Today's the day I start working
646
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,501
on myself, yeah.
647
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,626
You need to figure out why
648
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,700
people don't like you, Dean.
649
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,129
I wanna be a good friend,
650
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,804
and I can be a good friend.
651
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,072
And that starts with being
652
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,310
a better person.
653
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,466
I need to be more open
654
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,314
and willing to learn and--
655
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,639
Hey!
656
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,643
Get the (bleep) away
657
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,884
from my bagel!
658
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,156
I think I need to listen more.
659
00:18:42,155 --> 00:18:43,085
But it's not like
660
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,589
I'm not trying.
661
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,861
I need to let these people in
662
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,329
and really hear what they--
663
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,198
>> Good morning, Dean.
664
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,056
>> Hey!
665
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,102
Get the (bleep) away
666
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,327
from my bagel!
667
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,872
You fat prick!
668
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,297
You fat prick!
669
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,343
But it all starts with you,
670
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,682
Dean.
671
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,276
You are the only one in charge
672
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,178
of you, so if--
673
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,080
Hey! Sandbagger!
674
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,521
Get the (bleep) away
675
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,747
from my bagel!
676
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,921
And take your stinking ass mop!
677
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,161
Take the mop!
678
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,598
Love, love is what's missing.
679
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,927
It's a complex question with
680
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,472
a simple answer, and Dean,
681
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:31,038
you deserve to be loved.
682
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,207
Everyone deserves to be loved.
683
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,205
>> Get the (bleep)
684
00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,706
out of my way, you dildo.
685
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,108
>> But that's my bagel.
686
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,379
>> Oh, oh, oh, what,
687
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,248
your bagel-shaped dick?
688
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,377
You got a bagel-shaped dick?!
689
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,753
Go!
690
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,091
No!
691
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,185
Go!
692
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:56,430
Another perfect morning, Maggie.
693
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,569
There is nothing wrong with you.
694
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,226
>> Hey, so, uh, Josh has been
695
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:02,404
dying to be a part of the rap
696
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,572
video with me and Kevin.
697
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:05,410
And I told him, you can do it
698
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,735
only if you spit a few bars or
699
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:07,809
some verses or whatever, but
700
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,737
he didn't know the cameras were
701
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,411
rolling.
702
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,639
>> * One-hit wonder
703
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,914
* We were just practical
704
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,853
* Stacks of loot
705
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:16,978
>> I'm scared to like...
706
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,453
(background chatter)
707
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,763
>> No.
708
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,674
>> I don't remember the words.
709
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,767
What is this?
710
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:36,998
This is-- everyone's looking.
711
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,313
(music playing)
712
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:42,275
(laughter)
713
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,535
Peer pressure, peer pressure.
714
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:45,554
>> * We got money
715
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,175
* We still got money
716
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,113
* 'Cause we didn't
717
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,124
* Waste that money, real G
718
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,116
* We got money, bro
719
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,717
* We got, we got money, bro
720
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,519
>> * We got money
721
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,320
>> * Bought some land
722
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,121
* Sold that land
723
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,491
* That's more money, bro
724
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,789
>> * We got money, bro
725
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,530
* We got, we got money, bro...
726
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,626
>> This is horrible.
727
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,458
Now I just feel used and cheap
728
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,863
and all.
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