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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,829 ( man shouting, distorted ) 2 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:12,740 ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ROCK 'N' ROLL? 3 00:01:12,773 --> 00:01:14,542 I THINK IT'S A SPECIAL EVENING TONIGHT. 4 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,577 MAYBE IT'S NEW YEAR'S? 5 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:25,386 OKAY, I CAN HEAR IT NOW COMING THROUGH 6 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,221 ON THIS ANNOYING LITTLE THING ON MY EAR. 7 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,658 OKAY, WAIT FOR IT, EVERYBODY. WAIT FOR IT! 8 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,429 - 10, NINE... 9 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:38,432 All: EIGHT, SEVEN, 10 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:41,569 SIX, FIVE, FOUR, 11 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:44,071 THREE, TWO, ONE! 12 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,440 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 13 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:50,678 * SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * 14 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:54,014 * AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND? * 15 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:57,351 * SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * 16 00:01:57,385 --> 00:02:00,254 * AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE? * 17 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:04,592 * AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR * 18 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,428 * DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE 19 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:10,764 * SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * 20 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,302 * AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE? * 21 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:19,307 * WE TWO HAVE RUN ABOUT THE BRAES * 22 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:22,042 * AND POU'D THE GOWANS FINE * 23 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:25,879 * WE'VE WANDERED MANY A WEARY FOOT * 24 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:28,816 * TO DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE * 25 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:32,653 * TO AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR * 26 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:35,889 * SIN' AULD LANG SYNE 27 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:39,260 * WE'VE WANDERED MANY A WEARY FOOT * 28 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:43,163 * SIN' AULD LANG SYNE. 29 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:45,399 COME ON! 30 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,639 THANK YOU, EVERYBODY! THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 31 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,075 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 32 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,278 THANK YOU! 33 00:02:57,311 --> 00:03:00,581 OH, AND GOOD NIGHT! 34 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:41,289 YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY SAD AT A GOOD NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY? 35 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,191 WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANYONE TO KISS AT MIDNIGHT. 36 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,693 THAT IS SO SAD. 37 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,361 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE. 38 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:50,063 IN FACT, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO KISS 39 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:51,632 AT MIDNIGHT. 40 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,966 POOR YOU. 41 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,702 HOW DO YOU FIND THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON? 42 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,203 OH, IT'S HARD. LET ME TELL YOU. 43 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,139 Man: SO IS THAT GUY YOUR BOYFRIEND? 44 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,841 IS THAT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS? 45 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,176 - YES. - OH, HOW'S THAT? 46 00:04:03,210 --> 00:04:05,479 WELL, I NEED TO KNOW HOW HE'S GONNA TAKE IT 47 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,349 WHEN I LEAN IN AND GET MYSELF A NEW YEAR'S KISS 48 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:11,184 FROM THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY. 49 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,769 THANKS, MAN. 50 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:35,776 SO NOW HE'S GONNA COME OVER HERE AND KNOCK MY BLOCK OFF? 51 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,345 I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED. 52 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,080 AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 53 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,949 I'M GOING TO LET HIM. 54 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:48,055 ROBERT, THIS IS-- 55 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:50,858 - ADAM. - NICE TO MEET YOU, ADAM. 56 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,760 NOW WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF? 57 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,996 HAPPY NEW YEAR. 58 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:00,934 REALLY, NICOLE, IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? 59 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:04,304 HE TOLD ME I WAS THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY. 60 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,440 YOU ARE SO EASY. 61 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:09,009 I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I'M WITH YOU. 62 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,113 YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? 63 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,783 - NO. - I AM. 64 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,985 I ALWAYS THINK I'M GONNA FALL AND MY BODY'S GONNA SPLATTER 65 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,820 ALL OVER THE PAVEMENT. 66 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:22,222 YOU KNOW, BLOOD, GUTS, BONE FRAGMENTS-- 67 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,957 THE WHOLE SHEBANG. 68 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,759 YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? 69 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:28,061 NO, BUT IF I HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT, 70 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:29,663 I'LL KNOW WHO TO BLAME. 71 00:05:29,697 --> 00:05:30,898 MELANIE. 72 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,800 WADE. 73 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,669 YOU KNOW, WADE, IF-- IF YOU HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT, 74 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:39,673 YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST ROLL OVER AND SPANK ME. 75 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,276 I LIKE THAT. DID YOU JUST THINK THAT UP, 76 00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,845 OR IS THAT YOUR STANDARD LINE? 77 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:48,181 WOULD I USE SOME TIRED OLD LINE ON YOU, WADE? 78 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:50,384 LOOK, THERE'S KATHY KING. 79 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:53,487 WHO THE FUCK IS KATHY KING? 80 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:56,323 KATHY KING, THE CELEBRITY CHEF. 81 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,759 DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER SEEN "COOKING A LA KING"? 82 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:03,196 DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOUSEWIFE? 83 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,032 NO, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SLUT. 84 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:08,235 OH, I AM, WADE. I AM. 85 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,781 MMM, DELICIOUS! DID YOU MAKE THIS? 86 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,616 ONLY ON TV. 87 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:23,884 I LOVE YOUR SHOW. 88 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,653 YOU'VE NEVER SEEN MY SHOW. 89 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,655 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WATCH IT ALL THE TIME. 90 00:06:27,688 --> 00:06:29,122 IT'S BETTER THAN PORN. IT'S FOOD PORN. 91 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,991 THE WAY YOU MIX THINGS UP WITH YOUR HANDS 92 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,660 AND LICK IT OFF YOUR FINGERS. 93 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,128 YOU'RE A VERY DIRTY GIRL, KATHY KING. 94 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:38,231 YOU HAVE NO IDEA, WADE EVERETT. 95 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:40,367 HUH. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. 96 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,135 DOESN'T EVERYBODY? 97 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:44,505 YEAH. 98 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:47,174 KATHY, HI! 99 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:49,076 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 100 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:50,711 ISN'T THIS A SCREAM? 101 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,013 A PARTY ON TOP OF AN ABANDONED BUILDING. 102 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,348 IT'S SO-- I DON'T KNOW-- 103 00:06:55,382 --> 00:06:57,217 POST-APOCALYPTIC, RIGHT? 104 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:00,087 GOD, I HOPE THEY HAVEN'T DECIDED TO BLOW IT UP-- 105 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,388 KER-POW! 106 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,390 I'M SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU? 107 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,527 PAMELA REYNOLDS, HEAD OF PROGRAMMING AT T.C.B. 108 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:10,030 KATHY, I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN. 109 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,666 WELL, I DON'T KNOW, PAM. I-- I HEAR THAT QUITE A LOT, 110 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,401 AND I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY LOYAL FANS. 111 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,404 OF COURSE YOU DO, AND YOU DESERVE EVEN MORE. 112 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,673 YOU KNOW, THE COOKING'S GREAT, IT'S FANTASTIC, 113 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:23,911 BUT I SEE YOU WITH MORE-- A WHOLE LIFESTYLE SHOW: 114 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:27,180 CELEBRITY GUESTS, A LITTLE TALK, A LITTLE COOKING, 115 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:30,117 MAYBE SOME CRAFTS. IT COULD BE HUGE. 116 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,285 YOU COULD BE HUGE. 117 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:35,355 HUGE. 118 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,662 DO YOU SKI? 119 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,198 WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE. 120 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,706 SO WHO DO I GET TO KISS? 121 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,074 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 122 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,943 YOU GET TO KISS ME, YOU LUCKY BOY. 123 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,745 NO WAY, BABE. THIS IS A TWO-WAY STREET. 124 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,213 IF YOU GET TO KISS A STRANGER, THEN SO DO I. 125 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,416 ALL RIGHT. 126 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:06,386 HOW ABOUT HER? SHE LOOKS SUFFICIENTLY DESPERATE. 127 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,322 I-- I DON'T WANT DESPERATE. I WANT YOUNG 128 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,158 AND SLUTTY. 129 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,593 HOW ABOUT ALL THREE? 130 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,394 - WAIT A MINUTE. 131 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,329 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - JUST A SEC. 132 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:19,266 WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION. 133 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:22,903 YOU'RE LIKE PAVLOV'S DOG WITH THAT THING. 134 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,738 - "GIRLS AND BOYS 135 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,474 COME OUT TO PLAY. THE SMILEY FACE WILL LEAD THE WAY. 136 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,643 THIS PARTY IS SO OVER. 137 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,512 COME JOIN THE REAL PARTY DOWNSTAIRS-- 27th FLOOR, 138 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,082 ELEVATOR NUMBER FIVE, PUNCH IN THE CODE 139 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:37,450 101." 140 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:41,555 - ( whispers ) I JUST CAME HERE TO KISS YOU. 141 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:44,692 AHH! 142 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,642 OKAY, SO, WE HAVE... 143 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,444 A LITTLE BIT FOR MELANIE. 144 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,617 AND A LITTLE BIT FOR ADAM. 145 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,998 "GIRLS AND BOYS 146 00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:27,567 COME OUT TO PLAY"-- AH. 147 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,183 Woman: * Girls and boys, come out to play * 148 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,452 * The moon is shining bright as day... * 149 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,955 AH, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. 150 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:24,357 HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS COMING? 151 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,100 "LOSER." THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 152 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,703 COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. COULD HAVE BEEN "PIG." 153 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,237 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME? 154 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,106 NO NO, IT'S JUST THE GUEST LIST. 155 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,641 SOME GUY NAMED ADAM IS "THE PIG." 156 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,143 PAMELA IS "TWO-FACED." 157 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,978 NICOLE IS "HEARTLESS." 158 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,681 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 159 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,086 "LOVERBOY." 160 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,222 THAT'S NOT SO BAD. YOU GOT OFF EASY. 161 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,957 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MAKES ME SOUND LIKE 162 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,992 SOME KIND OF PIN-UP FROM "TEEN DREAM" MAGAZINE. 163 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,227 WELL, AREN'T YOU? 164 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,396 ONE TIME. ONE TIME I POSED FOR THAT RAG. 165 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,132 THAT'S IT, I'M FIRING MY PUBLICIST. 166 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,000 WELL, THAT'S STILL BETTER THAN "LOSER." 167 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,336 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? 168 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,671 WHO IS OUR GRACIOUS HOST? 169 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,107 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D KNOW. 170 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,779 SO WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 171 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,348 IT'S LIKE A V.I.P. PARTY. 172 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,682 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 173 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,617 WHAT ELSE IS IT GONNA BE? 174 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,153 IT'LL BE FUN. 175 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,955 WAIT A MINUTE. 176 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,823 YOU'RE GOING TO MEET THAT GUY, AREN'T YOU? 177 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,524 THAT'S WHAT ALL THIS IS ABOUT. 178 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,495 YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE JEALOUS. 179 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,597 I SHOULD KISS STRANGERS MORE OFTEN. 180 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,966 - HMM. - HMM. 181 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:55,682 OH, LOOK. MUST BE ADAM. 182 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,550 THE PIG! 183 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,287 AND WHO'S SHE? TWO-FACED OR... 184 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,688 HEARTLESS? 185 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,224 IT'S HARD TO SAY. HER NAME'S, UH... 186 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,358 MELANIE. 187 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,794 ...MELANIE, 188 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,862 SO SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT INVITED. 189 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,498 THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A PARTY CRASHER. 190 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,200 WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? 191 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,369 WE ALL GOT PLACE CARDS WITH NASTY LITTLE PET NAMES ON THEM. 192 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,005 OH, HOW FUN. 193 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:20,073 WELL, I GUESS I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO 194 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,175 MAKE UP MY OWN LITTLE NASTY PET NAME. 195 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:24,377 HOW ABOUT GIGGLING COKE WHORE? 196 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,379 AH! YOU ARE A PIG. 197 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,149 WHAT'S UP WITH THIS PLACE? 198 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,318 I THOUGHT IT WAS A JUNUS MEDIA BUILDING. 199 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,286 - NOT ANYMORE. - HEY, DO I KNOW YOU? 200 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:36,056 I DON'T THINK SO. 201 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,591 THIS IS KATHY KING! SHE'S ON TV, MAN. 202 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,327 CAN'T WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT SEEING HER 203 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,095 ON A BILLBOARD OR THE SIDE OF A BUS. 204 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:44,764 OH, RIGHT! THAT MUST BE IT. 205 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:47,734 SO MAYBE THIS IS SOME KIND OF HIDDEN-CAMERA THING. 206 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,003 WELL, YOU GUYS ARE CELEBRITIES. 207 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:52,840 WANNA GET CAUGHT ON TAPE? 208 00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:01,214 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 209 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,107 - GOING DOWN? - "GIRLS AND BOYS COME OUT TO PLAY..." 210 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,609 - WELL, AREN'T WE SPECIAL? - IT SAYS, "OUT OF ORDER." 211 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,611 PROBABLY TO KEEP OUT THE RIFFRAFF. 212 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,284 * GIRLS AND BOYS COME OUT TO PLAY * 213 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,953 * THE MOON IS SHINING BRIGHT AS DAY... * 214 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,655 THE GIRLS ARE HERE, 215 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,325 AND ANOTHER PARTY-CRASHER. 216 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,061 WE CAN'T HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT A FEW CRASHERS. 217 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,330 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT GUY WASN'T GONNA BE HERE. 218 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:51,631 I NEVER SAID THAT. 219 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,801 KATHY, I WAS HOPING I WOULD SEE YOU AGAIN. 220 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,004 EVERYONE, MEET PAMELA. 221 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,239 OH, THE TWO-FACED BITCH. 222 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:01,274 EXCUSE ME? 223 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:03,076 WHOEVER'S THROWING THIS LITTLE SHINDIG 224 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,845 HAS PRETTY STRONG FEELINGS ABOUT ALL OF US. 225 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:08,481 UH, THIS IS YOURS. 226 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:12,352 "HEARTLESS"? WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 227 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,753 WHAT IS THIS CRAP? 228 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,588 WE DON'T KNOW, MAN. WE ALL JUST GOT HERE. 229 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,257 SO EITHER YOU CAN JOIN THE PARTY, 230 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:19,192 OR YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 231 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,528 - DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. - OOH. 232 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,931 I'M JUST GIVING YOU YOUR OPTIONS, BOB. 233 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,299 I MEAN, YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY INVITED. 234 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,135 NOBODY CALLS ME BOB, ASSHOLE. 235 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,303 ONLY MY MOM CALLS ME ASSHOLE, BOB. 236 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,480 WELL, I THINK THERE'S ENOUGH CAKE FOR EVERYONE, 237 00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,782 SO LET'S ALL JUST... 238 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,952 YOU KNOW, SETTLE DOWN. OKAY? 239 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,553 YEAH, COME ON. 240 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,321 IT DOES SAY, "EAT ME." 241 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,157 I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. 242 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,691 DOESN'T ALWAYS GET RESULTS. 243 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,793 SOMETHING TELLS ME OUR GRACIOUS HOST 244 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,029 ISN'T GONNA BE SHOWING UP ANYTIME SOON. 245 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,364 MORE CAKE FOR THE REST OF US. 246 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,299 SO LET'S DIG IN. 247 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,971 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY AFTER ALL. 248 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:07,640 OH LOOK, SOMETHING'S WRITTEN UNDERNEATH. 249 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,047 Pamela: "THIS LITTLE PIGGY FOUND SILVER. 250 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,815 THIS LITTLE PIGGY FOUND GOLD. 251 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:18,051 THIS LITTLE PIGGY ATE MY CAKE. 252 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,819 THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE. 253 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,422 AND THIS LITTLE PIGGY CRIED 'WEE WEE WEE' 254 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,924 ALL THE WAY TO 2721." 255 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,994 That's not how I learned it. 256 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,230 No, it's a treasure hunt. This is the first clue. 257 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,898 Oh, I love treasure hunts! 258 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,200 This is going to be fun. 259 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,502 2721. MUST BE A ROOM NUMBER. 260 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,404 MAYBE THAT'S WHERE THE REAL PARTY IS. 261 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,772 THIS PARTY ISN'T REAL ENOUGH FOR YA? 262 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,742 ALL RIGHT, OUT OF MY WAY, 263 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,878 BECAUSE I AM GONNA WIN THIS PRIZE. 264 00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,450 - WHO SAYS THERE'S A PRIZE? - Nicole: THERE'S ALWAYS A PRIZE, 265 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,052 OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T BE A TREASURE HUNT. 266 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,920 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? - I DON'T KNOW. 267 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,056 COULD BE A GIANT TEDDY BEAR. 268 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,924 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE. 269 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,959 I HAD A BOYFRIEND ONCE WHO SPENT LIKE 100 BUCKS 270 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,761 TRYING TO WIN ONE FOR ME AT A CARNIVAL. 271 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,862 COULDN'T DO IT? 272 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,231 HE WAS SORT OF THE WIMPY TYPE. 273 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,798 - IT WASN'T ME. - WHO SAID IT WAS? 274 00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,301 ANYWAY, THOSE THINGS ARE RIGGED. 275 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,870 AH. 276 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,140 "WRONG WAY." 277 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,308 - ALL RIGHT, BACK. 278 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:16,876 BACK. 279 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,246 JEEZ. 280 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,248 THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY TO BEAT THE SYSTEM, ROBERT. 281 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,582 YOU JUST GOTTA KNOW HOW. 282 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,651 Robert: AND I SUPPOSE YOU KNOW HOW? 283 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,586 I'VE WON A FEW TEDDY BEARS IN MY TIME. 284 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,289 GIANT TEDDY BEARS? 'CAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. 285 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,391 GIANT TEDDY BEARS, NOT THE LITTLE ONES. 286 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,060 SO MUCH TESTOSTERONE. 287 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,662 HEY, WHAT ABOUT ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DOLLS WHO WETS HERSELF? 288 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,564 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF THOSE TOO. 289 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,067 HEY, WHAT ABOUT ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DOLLS THAT SHITS HERSELF? 290 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,568 WHATEVER TURNS YOU ON, BRO. 291 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:43,970 LOOK! 292 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,938 2721. 293 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,386 OH MY GOD. 294 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,263 THIS MUST BE OUR HOST. 295 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,765 OH MY GOD. EW! 296 00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,767 I REALLY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE TREASURE IS. 297 00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:17,070 I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS GAME ANYMORE. 298 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,875 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 299 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,345 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. THERE'S A LOT OF GREAT RECIPES FOR PIG'S HEAD-- 300 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,880 TASTY HEAD CHEESE, A SCRUMPTIOUS JELLY. 301 00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:30,117 IS THAT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT? 302 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,384 FOOD IS MY LIFE. 303 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,953 I COULD BUILD A WHOLE SHOW AROUND THIS. 304 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,223 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, PAM? - LOVE IT. 305 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,359 AHA! 306 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,129 OUR NEXT MISSION, SHOULD WE CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT-- 307 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,997 - GIVE ME THAT! - GOSH, PAM. 308 00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:47,734 NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE. 309 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,637 "DICKERY DICKERY DARE, THE PIG GAVE QUITE A SCARE. 310 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,240 YOU NOW MUST GO WHERE WATER FLOWS. 311 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:54,974 Dickery dickery dare." 312 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,977 - OKAY, SO-- - WHERE WATER FLOWS? 313 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,213 OBVIOUSLY IT'S A BATHROOM. 314 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:01,814 HEY, HOW ABOUT A WATER FOUNTAIN? 315 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,316 COULD BE A LOT OF THINGS. 316 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,218 YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE. 317 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,387 ANY GAME THAT STARTS WITH A ROTTING PIG'S HEAD 318 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,088 IS NOT GONNA END WITH A GIANT TEDDY BEAR. 319 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,391 IT'S JUST A PLOY TO WEED OUT THE WEAK. 320 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,226 WELL, I'M CERTAINLY NOT WEAK. 321 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,395 AND LOOK AT ALL THESE PEARLS. 322 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,497 THEY'RE PLASTIC. 323 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,168 I DON'T KNOW. I THINK THEY'RE PRETTY. 324 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,443 BET I FIND IT FIRST. 325 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,579 - I BET I DO. - WINNER TAKES ALL? 326 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,914 - TAKES ALL WHAT? - I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 327 00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,683 YOU ARE ON. 328 00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,755 HEY, GIRLFRIEND, LET'S TEAM UP. 329 00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,192 LISTEN, PAMELA, YOU CAN STOP KISSING MY ASS. 330 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,594 IT'S A PARTY, NOT A BUSINESS MEETING. 331 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,196 LIGHTEN UP. 332 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,298 I-- I REALLY AM A BIG FAN. 333 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:53,400 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. 334 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,535 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LOVED TREASURE HUNTS? 335 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,604 I CERTAINLY SEE YOU ENJOY MAKING GOO-GOO EYES 336 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,806 - AT THAT DICK ON A STICK. - YEAH, WELL, 337 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,741 THIS PLACE IS GIVING ME THE CREEPS. 338 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,610 HOW ABOUT THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES? 339 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,412 WOULD YOU SAY IT'S GIVING YOU THE HEEBIE-JEEBIES? 340 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,447 NO, I'D SAY IT'S GIVING ME THE HEEBEDY-JEEBEDIES, OKAY? 341 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:08,881 SO I'M LEAVING. 342 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,617 LET'S JUST STAY AND FINISH THE GAME. 343 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,985 I DON'T WANT THAT FUCKER TO GET THE BEST OF ME. 344 00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:15,422 - HUH? - YOU'RE SUCH A GUY. 345 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,490 - COME ON. 346 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,326 AREN'T YOU JUST DYING TO SEE HOW IT TURNS OUT? 347 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:20,693 - HMM? - OH! 348 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:36,476 Child in distance: Piggy piggy, come in here. 349 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,045 ( child speaking gibberish ) 350 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,985 Piggy piggy piggy. 351 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,958 Piggy piggy! 352 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,294 Yah! Ah. 353 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,029 Piggy, come here. 354 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,932 ( continues speaking gibberish ) 355 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:19,386 Little piggy. 356 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:23,723 MAN, THIS LITTLE PIGGY NEEDS A SMOKE. 357 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,129 THIS LITTLE PIGGY GOT HIS BONE SMOKES. 358 00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,523 Nicole: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CONVINCED ME TO STAY DOWN HERE. 359 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,593 GOD, I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY COLDER IN HERE 360 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,961 THAN IT IS OUTSIDE. 361 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,563 WHY IS IT SO COLD IN HERE? 362 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,598 I TOLD YOU TO WEAR SOMETHING WARMER. 363 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,766 BUT THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED AS NICE. 364 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,900 DON'T YOU THINK I LOOK NICE? 365 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,602 YOU ALWAYS LOOK NICE. 366 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,870 YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY THAT I NEVER LOOK NICE. 367 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,105 I DON'T QUITE FOLLOW YOUR LOGIC. 368 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,442 IT MEANS THAT YOU NEVER REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I LOOK LIKE. 369 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,944 YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 370 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:54,614 YOU TAKE A COMPLIMENT AND TURN IT INTO AN INSULT. 371 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,182 PRACTICE. 372 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,729 I FIGURED HERE, LOVERBOY. 373 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,064 COME ON, MELANIE. THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE. 374 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:13,400 THAT'S OKAY. 375 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,602 IT'S GONNA BE OUR LITTLE SECRET HIDEOUT. 376 00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:19,739 OOPS. SORRY. 377 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,808 SEE? 378 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,743 NOW SHE'S GOT THE WRONG IDEA. 379 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:26,779 WELL, IT'S-- IT'S NOT WRONG IF WE MAKE IT RIGHT. 380 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,781 LOOK, NO OFFENSE-- 381 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,918 I'VE FUCKED ENOUGH SKANKS FOR A LIFETIME. 382 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,954 OH, YEAH? WELL, I HAVEN'T. 383 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,177 YOU SEE ANYTHING? 384 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,613 OH MY GOD, THERE'S A COUCH AND-- 385 00:23:00,647 --> 00:23:04,116 - IT'S-- 386 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,618 OKAY, VERY FUNNY. 387 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,053 NO, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 388 00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:09,221 I GOT THAT. 389 00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:12,191 WHY IS IT THAT THE LADIES' ROOM IS ALWAYS SO MUCH CLEANER 390 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,326 THAN THE MEN'S ROOM? I MEAN, IS THAT FAIR? 391 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,729 WELL, LET'S SEE. WE GET CLEAN BATHROOMS, 392 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:19,231 YOU GET TO RUN THE WORLD. SO, NO, 393 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,000 I GUESS IT'S NOT FAIR. 394 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:22,669 - I GUESS NOT. - AH. 395 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,704 - THE RULING- THE-WORLD THING, THAT'S-- - YEAH. 396 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,474 - IT'S-- IT'S LIKE A BONUS. - YEAH. 397 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:55,067 OOH, GOD. YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH. 398 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,069 SORRY. ANY LUCK? 399 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,772 WELL, IT AIN'T BACK THERE. 400 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:02,575 - "WHERE WATER FLOWS." - YEAH. 401 00:24:02,609 --> 00:24:03,943 WATER FLOWS. 402 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,513 WAIT, IS THERE A FIRE HOSE? 403 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,748 YEAH. 404 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,750 YEAH YEAH, I SAW ONE. 405 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,719 - IT WAS THIS WAY. - YEAH? OKAY. 406 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:18,558 LOOK, I'M SORRY IF I CAME ON A LITTLE STRONG BEFORE. 407 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,293 IT'S JUST, I REALLY LOVE MY JOB-- 408 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:22,695 OH, THIS WAY. 409 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,631 I CAN NEVER SEEM TO FIND THE OFF SWITCH. 410 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:26,098 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 411 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,168 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GUESS I SHOULD BE FLATTERED. 412 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:31,037 THERE IT IS. 413 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,639 OH. 414 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,974 LOOK. 415 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,309 WE FOUND IT! 416 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,446 FIRE HOSE. I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF IT. 417 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:43,382 ARE YOU LOVING ME NOW OR WHAT? 418 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,018 YOU CAN TAKE CREDIT IF YOU WANT. 419 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,991 WHERE ARE YOU? 420 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,260 Pamela: OVER HERE! 421 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:02,501 - OH GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO CONFUSING. - AND CREEPY. 422 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,403 - AND HEEBEDY-JEEBEDY. - SHUT UP! 423 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:09,408 - I WIN THE BET. - I OWE YOU. 424 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,944 SO WHAT IS IT THIS TIME, 425 00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,946 "RUB-A-DUB-DUB, THREE MEN IN A TUB"? 426 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,414 CLOSE. 427 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:18,117 "GEORGIE PORGIE PUDDING AND PIE 428 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:20,419 PUSHED THE GIRL AND MADE HER CRY, 429 00:25:20,452 --> 00:25:22,622 BEFORE THE PIG BEGINS TO ROT, 430 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,924 FIND THE 'X' THAT MARKS THE SPOT." 431 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:27,627 THIS IS GETTING DUMBER AND DUMBER. 432 00:25:27,660 --> 00:25:29,596 - WELL, YOU WOULD KNOW. - UH. 433 00:25:29,629 --> 00:25:32,699 DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE THIS IS SOME ELABORATE PRANK? 434 00:25:32,732 --> 00:25:34,867 MAYBE THAT GUY ADAM WAS RIGHT. 435 00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:37,937 MAYBE THIS IS SOME KIND OF HIDDEN-CAMERA THING. 436 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,505 HI, MOM. 437 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,841 OH, YEAH, WHERE IS ADAM? 438 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,476 YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR BOYFRIEND. 439 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:46,813 HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 440 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,048 HE IS JUST A GUY I BLEW. 441 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:51,150 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND? 442 00:25:51,183 --> 00:25:53,552 AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK IF SHE SPITS OR SWALLOWS? 443 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,990 WE JUST CAME FROM THERE. I DIDN'T SEE ANY "X" MARKING THE SPOT. 444 00:25:58,024 --> 00:26:00,159 UH, AN "X," OKAY. 445 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:02,328 AN "X." WHAT KIND OF AN "X"? 446 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,797 WELL, WE PASSED A FEW DOORS WITH LETTERS ON THEM. 447 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:06,532 A, B, C... 448 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,467 MAYBE IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO "X"? 449 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,769 THAT WAY. 450 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,232 Nicole: HERE'S "D." 451 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,600 "K"? 452 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:42,935 "Q"... 453 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:45,071 Wade: THEY'RE NOT EVEN ALPHABETICAL? 454 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,339 OH, COME ON. 455 00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:10,730 WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT? 456 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,432 "JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL TO FIND THEMSELVES A TREASURE. 457 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,869 JACK WORE A FROWN LIKE A SAD LITTLE CLOWN 458 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,371 BUT JILL WAS VERY CLEVER." 459 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,207 "X" MARKS THE SPOT. 460 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,082 THAT'S CUTE. ARE YOU A WRITER? 461 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:32,484 IN A WAY. DO YOU EVER READ THE ADVICE COLUMN, 462 00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:33,720 "EVELYN KNOWS BEST"? 463 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:35,487 - THAT'S YOU? - THAT'S ME. 464 00:27:35,521 --> 00:27:38,624 NO, "EVELYN KNOWS BEST" IS LIKE SOME OLD LADY. 465 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,427 YEAH, AND SHE DIED, SO NOW IT'S ME. 466 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:44,630 YOU HAVE A GREAT FACE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT TELEVISION? 467 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,232 YEAH, I HAVE. 468 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:48,835 MAYBE SHE COULD HAVE HER OWN LIFESTYLE SHOW? 469 00:27:48,868 --> 00:27:51,637 NO, BUT SHE COULD CERTAINLY HAVE A REGULAR SPOT 470 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,272 ON YOUR NEW LIFESTYLE SHOW. 471 00:27:53,305 --> 00:27:55,474 YOU REALLY ARE A GO-GETTER. 472 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,509 I NEVER LET ANYTHING STOP ME, 473 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,245 AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT. 474 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:01,781 YEAH, BUT DO YOU EVER GET WHAT YOU DESERVE? 475 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,323 - HOLY SHIT. - Robert: FUCK. 476 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,092 OH MY GOD. 477 00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:20,699 IT'S A JOKE. IT'S GOT TO BE A JOKE, RIGHT? 478 00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:27,606 - ARE YOU COMING? - NO WAY. 479 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,544 OH MY GOD. 480 00:28:32,578 --> 00:28:35,514 - CALL THE POLICE. - WHAT? 481 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,949 HE'S DEAD. 482 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,351 WHAT? 483 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,253 NO, HE'S NOT. 484 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:43,622 HE CAN'T BE. 485 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,759 - ADAM? - DON'T TOUCH HIM. 486 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,630 AH! 487 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:54,733 I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! 488 00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:57,303 I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! 489 00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:00,006 I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! 490 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,811 MY GOD! 491 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,750 WE ARE OUT OF HERE! 492 00:29:16,122 --> 00:29:17,824 HOLD THE DOOR! 493 00:29:20,626 --> 00:29:23,562 - AH. - FUCKING BITCH. 494 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,833 ( Melanie screaming, pounding ) 495 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,400 OH, SHIT! 496 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,102 WHAT'S GOING ON? 497 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,771 - OPEN THE DOOR, MAN! - I'M TRYING! 498 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:36,508 OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR. 499 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,690 NO, IT'S A TRAP! 500 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:03,335 OH MY GOD, SHE'S HAVING A SEIZURE! 501 00:30:05,104 --> 00:30:06,906 GET ME A SPOON TO STICK IN HER MOUTH 502 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:08,640 SO SHE DOESN'T SWALLOW HER TONGUE. 503 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,309 CALL 911! 504 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:12,811 - I HAVEN'T GOT A SIGNAL. 505 00:30:12,845 --> 00:30:14,180 SHIT! 506 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:20,386 - YOU GOT A SIGNAL YET? - NOTHING. 507 00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,492 SIGNAL BLOCKED? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 508 00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:29,495 IT MEANS SOMEBODY BLOCKED THE SIGNAL. 509 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:34,633 Nicole: LOOK, THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE! 510 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,735 HELP! HELP! 511 00:30:40,806 --> 00:30:43,242 - LOOK UP! - Robert: THEY'RE NOT GONNA HEAR YOU. 512 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:44,843 WE'RE ON THE 27th FLOOR. 513 00:30:56,655 --> 00:30:58,424 ARE YOU OKAY? 514 00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:00,859 YEAH. 515 00:31:00,893 --> 00:31:03,262 CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 516 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,430 TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD. 517 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,365 YEAH, I THINK WE GOT THAT. 518 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:08,134 Nicole: Why? Why? 519 00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,002 Wade: Somebody's fucking with us. 520 00:31:10,036 --> 00:31:11,971 Pamela: I'd say he's doing a little more than that. 521 00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,940 - Robert: Who is doing this? - Nicole: We don't know. 522 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,307 OH MY GOD. 523 00:31:15,341 --> 00:31:17,343 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. 524 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,946 WHOEVER IT IS WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO BRING US ALL DOWN HERE. 525 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,647 NOW HE'S GONNA PICK US OFF ONE BY ONE 526 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:23,315 LIKE LITTLE DUCKIES AT THE SHOOTING GALLERY. 527 00:31:23,349 --> 00:31:24,450 CALM DOWN! 528 00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:26,518 BUT WHY US? WHAT'S THE CONNECTION? 529 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,054 WE ALL HAVE ENEMIES, RIGHT? 530 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,022 IT'S GOT TO BE ONE WE HAVE IN COMMON. 531 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:32,058 I DON'T HAVE ENEMIES. 532 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,392 EVERYBODY LOVES ME. 533 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:34,793 OBVIOUSLY NOT EVERYBODY. 534 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:37,396 IT SAID "PIG." IT SAID "PIG," 535 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,198 AND HE WAS SLAUGHTERED LIKE A PIG. 536 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,466 THAT'S HOW HE'S GONNA DO IT. 537 00:31:40,499 --> 00:31:42,701 WHAT DID MINE SAY? 538 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,870 "TWO-FACED." 539 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,372 THESE ARE CLUES. 540 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,873 AND WHAT ABOUT HER? 541 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,808 SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ONE OF THOSE STUPID CARDS 542 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:51,843 AND NOW LOOK AT HER! SHE'S A NEW YEAR'S SPECIAL. 543 00:31:51,877 --> 00:31:53,579 STOP IT. LET'S TRY TO THINK. 544 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,982 WHAT'S THERE TO THINK ABOUT? LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. 545 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:58,217 - IT WON'T LIGHT UP! 546 00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,551 IT SAID, "OUT OF ORDER." 547 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:00,652 THAT DIDN'T STOP THE DAMN THING 548 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:01,720 FROM BRINGING US DOWN HERE. 549 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,721 DON'T YELL AT ME. 550 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:03,689 I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 551 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:04,856 THANK GOD FOR THAT. 552 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,092 HEY, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR. 553 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,326 WHAT'S SHE DOING BRINGING ME INTO IT? 554 00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:08,827 IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 555 00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,262 YOU WERE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT HIM TO THE PARTY. 556 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:11,863 - SOME PARTY! - FACE IT, LADY. 557 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,365 YOU CAN DISH IT OUT BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT. 558 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,501 - OH, YOU'RE A DICK. - OH, YEAH? 559 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,404 STICKS AND STONES, HONEY. STICKS AND STONES. 560 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:20,539 I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO GET IN THAT THING. 561 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,174 LET'S TRY THE STAIRS. COME ON. 562 00:32:22,208 --> 00:32:23,976 THERE'S AN IDEA. 563 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:26,912 THERE WAS ANOTHER EXIT SIGN DOWN HERE. 564 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:28,947 YOU MEAN WHERE WE FOUND ADAM? 565 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:30,182 YEAH. 566 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:33,219 I GUESS YOU WON'T BE KISSING HIM GOODBYE. 567 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,888 Nicole: I'M NOT GOING IN THERE AGAIN. 568 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,759 IF IT'S A WAY OUT, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO. 569 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,594 WELL, WHEN YOU FIND A WAY OUT, TELL ME 570 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,463 AND I'LL BE WAITING RIGHT HERE. 571 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,897 FINE! 572 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:38,984 DON'T LOOK UP. 573 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,520 DON'T LOOK UP. DON'T LOOK UP. 574 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:42,588 AH! 575 00:33:42,621 --> 00:33:44,523 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 576 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,094 I'M GETTING MYSELF A GODDAMN WEAPON. 577 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:50,196 YOU'RE GONNA THANK ME LATER. 578 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,031 DID YOU FIND A WAY OUT? 579 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:54,566 LOCKED. 580 00:33:58,504 --> 00:34:00,972 LOOK, A SECURITY PHONE. 581 00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,112 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 582 00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,715 * Girls and boys come out to play... * 583 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:13,719 AH. YOU HAD TO KNOW IT WASN'T GOING TO BE THAT EASY. 584 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,460 OH! 585 00:34:21,493 --> 00:34:23,729 ARE YOU ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS? 586 00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:25,797 I MEAN, IS IT BETTER THAN FANTASY CAMP? 587 00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,866 YEAH, THIS IS WHAT I REALLY LOVE AT A PARTY-- 588 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,402 FOOD, DRINK AND FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE. 589 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,542 IT WON'T BUDGE. 590 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:39,911 IT'S A STEEL DOOR. 591 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:41,947 YOU ARE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO KICK IT DOWN. 592 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:46,652 - AND YOU MIGHT HURT YOURSELF. - YEAH, THANKS. 593 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:48,987 WELL, YOU HAD TO KNOW IT WASN'T GONNA BE THAT EASY. 594 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,822 WE NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO PRY IT OPEN. 595 00:34:50,856 --> 00:34:52,658 YEAH. 596 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:00,599 DID YOU FIND AN EXIT? 597 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:03,034 - LOCKED. YOU? - Wade: SAME. 598 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:04,603 I GOT THIS. 599 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,672 WAIT A MINUTE. 600 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,609 - HOLY SHIT. - OH MY GOD. 601 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:13,445 HE'S WATCHING US. HE'S RIGHT HERE. 602 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:17,048 COME ON OUT, ASSHOLE! 603 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:20,252 YOU LIKE NURSERY RHYMES? I GOT A NURSERY RHYME FOR YOU! 604 00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:21,620 FUCK OFF! 605 00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:24,190 DON'T TOUCH IT. IT COULD BE A BOMB. 606 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:26,725 IF HE WANTED TO BLOW US UP, HE'D HAVE DONE IT ALREADY. 607 00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:28,727 "SIMON SAYS, 608 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,862 'TRY THIS.'" 609 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,876 HE'S TAUNTING US. 610 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:46,278 I HATE THAT. 611 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:48,780 WHAT KIND OF A KILLER LEAVES A WEAPON BEHIND? 612 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:50,616 ONE THAT DOESN'T SEE US AS A THREAT. 613 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:52,484 SO LET'S TRY IT. 614 00:35:52,518 --> 00:35:54,653 NO, DON'T. THAT'S JUST WHAT HE WANTS. 615 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:58,324 OR MAYBE WHAT HE WANTS IS TO PLAY ENOUGH MIND GAMES WITH US 616 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:01,227 THAT WE START TO SECOND-GUESS EVERY SINGLE THING WE DO. 617 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,362 MAYBE. 618 00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:17,343 COME ON, LET ME HAVE A GO. 619 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,779 GOOD LUCK. 620 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,320 GIVE ME A HAND. 621 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,594 - OKAY. - WAIT. 622 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:44,102 Pamela: "MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY, 623 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:45,937 WHERE WAS SHE TRYING TO GO? 624 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:48,774 SHE PARTY-CRASHED THEN HAD TO DASH, 625 00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,810 BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE UNTIL I SAY SO." 626 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:53,879 OKAY, YOU CAN STOP READING THEM OUT LOUD NOW. 627 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,547 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. 628 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,683 I'M SO SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT! 629 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,485 IF WE DON'T DO WHAT HE SAYS, HE'S GONNA KILL US. 630 00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,320 HE'S GONNA KILL US ANYWAY! 631 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:03,322 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 632 00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:05,223 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 633 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,566 SO WHAT'S THIS IDEA? 634 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,201 GOING DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT. 635 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,669 ARE YOU HIGH? 636 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,538 YEAH, JUST A LITTLE. PIG BOY REALLY KILLED MY BUZZ. 637 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,841 NO NO NO, WAIT. MAYBE THIS IS WHAT HE WANTS US TO DO. 638 00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:24,142 OH, SHUT UP! 639 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,244 HEY, NOBODY TALKS TO HER THAT WAY BUT ME. 640 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,747 FUCK YOU BOTH. GOD, I HATE MEN. 641 00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:32,518 UH, THAT IS THE ONE WITH THE BLADES, ACE. 642 00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:34,653 OH, YEAH. SORRY. 643 00:37:36,054 --> 00:37:38,824 HOW ABOUT THIS ONE... ACE? 644 00:37:46,465 --> 00:37:48,500 CARE TO COMMENT? 645 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:51,036 I HAVE TO ADMIT, I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 646 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:52,704 GET A TABLE. 647 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:55,507 I NEED SOMETHING TO PROP THE DOORS OPEN WITH. 648 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,449 I'LL GO FIRST. 649 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,283 OH, WHAT IS THIS? FOLLOW THE LEADER? 650 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:07,786 - I AM SICK OF PARTY GAMES. - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 651 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:10,522 NOTHING, MAN, I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY, THAT'S ALL. 652 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:13,224 I DIDN'T REALIZE SOMEBODY COULD CROWN THEMSELVES KING AROUND HERE. 653 00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:14,860 I MEAN, WHO SAYS YOU GET TO GO FIRST? 654 00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:17,696 FINE, WE'LL VOTE ON IT. A SHOW OF HANDS-- 655 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:20,732 WHO THINKS WADE SHOULD GO FIRST? 656 00:38:25,571 --> 00:38:29,007 OKAY, LITTLE MISS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE. 657 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,713 I CHANGED MY MIND. YOU GO FIRST. 658 00:38:36,181 --> 00:38:37,716 TOO LATE. 659 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:55,934 I DON'T LIKE THIS. I DON'T LIKE IT. 660 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:05,444 WHO GOES NEXT? 661 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,446 ROBERT? 662 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,948 NO. I'LL GO LAST... 663 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:12,651 JUST IN CASE THAT BASTARD TRIES TO ATTACK. 664 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,925 OKAY, I'M IN. 665 00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:42,280 OKAY, COME ON. 666 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,715 I'M NOT HAPPY. 667 00:39:43,749 --> 00:39:45,817 YEAH? JOIN THE CLUB. 668 00:40:02,267 --> 00:40:03,869 I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 669 00:40:03,902 --> 00:40:06,738 - WHAT? - I'M NOT GOOD IN A CRISIS. 670 00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:10,375 - COME ON, NICOLE. - I CAN'T. 671 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:12,478 WELL, GET OVER IT. 672 00:40:12,511 --> 00:40:16,482 I CAN'T DO IT. 673 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:24,355 HOLY SHIT, HE'S COMING! 674 00:40:24,389 --> 00:40:26,725 - HE'S COMING! 675 00:40:26,758 --> 00:40:28,359 I'LL GET YOU OUT. 676 00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:29,895 WHERE IS HE? IS HE COMING? 677 00:40:29,928 --> 00:40:32,831 I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING TO GET NICOLE'S ASS IN HERE. 678 00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:35,400 YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE WITH ME, MISTER-- 679 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,935 BIG BIG TROUBLE! 680 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,537 AT THE MOMENT, NICOLE, I'M NOT ALL THAT WORRIED 681 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:41,206 ABOUT BEING IN TROUBLE WITH YOU. 682 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:46,344 SO PEOPLE WRITE TO YOU WITH THEIR PROBLEMS? 683 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,547 WHAT? 684 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:51,116 UH, YEAH. 685 00:40:58,223 --> 00:41:00,626 AND YOU SOLVE THEM? 686 00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,202 YES, THAT'S MY JOB. 687 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:14,105 GOT A SOLUTION FOR THIS? 688 00:41:14,139 --> 00:41:16,041 ARE YOU GUYS COMING OR WHAT? 689 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:18,443 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOU GUYS"? 690 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,411 I'M THE LAST ONE UP HERE. 691 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:23,649 WHAT ABOUT PAM? WHERE'S PAM? 692 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,586 WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE'S PAM? 693 00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,154 PAM'S WITH YOU. 694 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:31,557 Wade: NO, MAN. PAM'S WITH YOU. 695 00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,096 OH, NO NO NO NO. 696 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,431 - OH MY GOD. - CALM DOWN, OKAY? 697 00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:43,268 SHE'S DEAD. SHE'S DEAD. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT. 698 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:45,036 SHE'S DEAD! 699 00:41:46,371 --> 00:41:47,773 IF SHE'D FALLEN DOWN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT, 700 00:41:47,806 --> 00:41:49,841 - WE'D HAVE HEARD HER. - SHE DIDN'T FALL. 701 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,109 DON'T YOU GET IT? 702 00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,016 - Wade: YOU OKAY? - Robert: YEAH YEAH. 703 00:41:58,049 --> 00:41:59,818 DID YOU SEE ANYTHING? 704 00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:02,954 - NO, NOTHING. - SHE CAN'T HAVE JUST DISAPPEARED. 705 00:42:02,988 --> 00:42:04,756 YOU ARE SO NAIVE. 706 00:42:04,790 --> 00:42:06,491 SHE'S NOT IN THERE, MAN. I WOULD HAVE SEEN HER. 707 00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:08,193 MAYBE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING HARD ENOUGH. 708 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:11,162 IT'S AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. YOU CANNOT HIDE IN AN ELEVATOR SHAFT. 709 00:42:11,196 --> 00:42:13,398 IT'S A... SHAFT. 710 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,334 WHAT A GREAT PLAN. WE LOST ANOTHER ONE 711 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,502 AND NOW HE GETS TO KILL US IN THE DARK. 712 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:18,670 I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN THE DARK. 713 00:42:18,704 --> 00:42:19,938 THEN LET'S FIND THE CIRCUIT BREAKER 714 00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,306 SO HE CAN KILL US WITH THE LIGHTS ON. 715 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:23,108 HOLD ON, I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE-- 716 00:42:23,141 --> 00:42:25,510 YOU KNOW, ONE OF THESE. 717 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,713 OH, WAIT, ME TOO. 718 00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,017 WELL, THAT'S JUST TERRIFIC, 'CAUSE NOW WE CAN SEE-- 719 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:33,785 WHAT, THREE INCHES IN FRONT OF US? 720 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,621 YEAH, WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING. 721 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,389 WE MEET BACK HERE IN 10 MINUTES... 722 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:40,225 NO MATTER WHAT. 723 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:43,194 DON'T YOU WANT TO SYNCHRONIZE WATCHES? 724 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:45,463 YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS VERY SERIOUSLY. 725 00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:47,065 ON THE CONTRARY, I TAKE THIS A LOT MORE SERIOUSLY 726 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,134 THAN SOMEONE WHO THINKS THAT A DRUG-ADDLED POPSTAR REJECT 727 00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,069 IS JUST THE GUY TO FOLLOW DOWN A FUCKING ELEVATOR SHAFT! 728 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:52,503 SHH! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 729 00:42:52,537 --> 00:42:54,673 AH, GIVE ME THAT. HEY! 730 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:57,475 - WELL, I NEED SOMETHING. 731 00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,033 WILL YOU HOLD MY HAND? 732 00:43:22,067 --> 00:43:24,169 I'M JUST FEELING A LITTLE-- 733 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:25,570 HOW'S THAT? 734 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,205 THAT'S BETTER. 735 00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:38,416 SHINE IT ON THE WALL. THE WALL! 736 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:40,351 I AM TRYING TO SEE WHERE WE ARE GOING. 737 00:43:40,385 --> 00:43:42,821 WE ARE TRYING TO FIND THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS. 738 00:43:45,156 --> 00:43:47,192 WHY DID I PICK UP THE PHONE? 739 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,161 WHY DID I EVEN READ THAT STUPID TEXT MESSAGE? 740 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,144 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 741 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,546 GET THE FUCKING FIRE DEPARTMENT OVER HERE. 742 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:11,549 ( whimsical music playing over P.A. ) 743 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,988 THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL. 744 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:19,057 NOW WHAT? 745 00:45:16,214 --> 00:45:18,449 THERE IT IS. DO YOU SEE IT? 746 00:45:23,822 --> 00:45:26,524 Man over P.A.: Round and round the spinning wheel goes. 747 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,894 Where it will stop, nobody knows. 748 00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:32,864 Welcome to "Where's that Girl?" Keep guessing. 749 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:35,300 To save her life, you must choose-- 750 00:45:35,333 --> 00:45:39,204 is she behind door A, B or C? 751 00:45:39,237 --> 00:45:43,041 But be careful. Surprises await behind every door. 752 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:46,411 And don't forget, time is running out. 753 00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:48,013 Tick tock, tick tock. 754 00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:50,581 - THERE'S A COUNTDOWN. - THEN HE'S GONNA KILL HER. 755 00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:52,650 - WE HAVE TO FIND HER. - COME ON. 756 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,891 - WAIT. - WHAT? 757 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,559 - I THINK WE SHOULD SPLIT UP. - YOU'RE CRAZY. 758 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,895 I SAW THE STUDIOS BACK THIS WAY. 759 00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:06,264 NO, WAIT! LOOK! 760 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:13,338 - HEY! - HEY, COME ON, TURN AROUND! 761 00:46:13,371 --> 00:46:16,007 IT'LL GIVE US A BETTER CHANCE OF FINDING HER. I'LL GO THAT WAY. 762 00:46:16,041 --> 00:46:18,944 - WE JUST CAME FROM THERE. - YEAH, BUT IT WAS DARK. 763 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,012 WE STICK TOGETHER, OKAY? 764 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,255 OH, LOOK. 765 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,957 YEAH, LET'S GO. 766 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:02,087 - HEY! - AHH! 767 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,389 OH, FUCK! 768 00:47:05,957 --> 00:47:07,558 - DID YOU SEE HIM? - NO. 769 00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,560 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. HE JUST CAME DOWN HERE. 770 00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:11,863 - OH, PAM. - WE HAVE TO FIND HER. 771 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,804 DOOR A, B OR C? 772 00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:21,839 BUT IT COULD BE A TRAP. HE SAID THERE WERE SURPRISES. 773 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:23,875 WE HAVE TO TRY. 774 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:30,815 Hello, and welcome to "Cooking a la King." 775 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:33,451 I'm your host Kathy King. 776 00:47:33,484 --> 00:47:35,686 AH, NO. 777 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,422 - WHERE IS KATHY? - COME ON. 778 00:47:37,455 --> 00:47:40,025 BUT THERE'S NO TIME. WHAT ABOUT PAM? 779 00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:42,393 COME ON. 780 00:47:47,665 --> 00:47:50,768 SHE WAS JUST HERE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 781 00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:53,671 OH GOD! I SAW HIM, I WENT AFTER HIM. 782 00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:55,440 WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MAKE ME? 783 00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:57,308 MAYBE SHE'S WAITING AT THE ELEVATOR LIKE YOU SAID? 784 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,596 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 785 00:48:22,433 --> 00:48:24,635 SHIT! 786 00:48:24,669 --> 00:48:26,737 OH MY GOD. 787 00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:30,441 TWO-FACED. 788 00:49:05,743 --> 00:49:07,612 OH, SHIT! 789 00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:13,518 COME ON, THIS WAY. 790 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,869 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO US? 791 00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:34,872 WHAT DID WE EVER DO? 792 00:49:58,963 --> 00:50:00,798 THE ONLY WAY WE'RE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS 793 00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:02,367 IS IF WE KILL HIM. 794 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,703 WE HAVE TO KILL HIM. 795 00:50:11,542 --> 00:50:13,778 LET'S TAKE THE FIGHT TO HIM. 796 00:50:13,811 --> 00:50:14,912 HOLD ON! 797 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,248 LET'S JUST WAIT A MINUTE. OKAY? 798 00:50:17,282 --> 00:50:18,783 WITH ALL THIS RUNNING AROUND, 799 00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:20,785 MAYBE WE'RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO HIS HANDS. 800 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:22,587 WHAT IF WE STAY HERE TILL DAY, 801 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:26,124 - BARRICADE OURSELVES IN? - ROBERT! 802 00:50:26,157 --> 00:50:28,326 OH! 803 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,096 ROBERT! 804 00:50:32,697 --> 00:50:35,833 - HE'S NEAR THE ELEVATORS. - LET'S GO. 805 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:39,137 NO! WAIT! 806 00:50:44,875 --> 00:50:48,012 NO! NO, IT'S TOO LATE! 807 00:50:48,045 --> 00:50:50,115 LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING. 808 00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:52,483 COME ON! WE HAVE TO TRY AND SAVE OURSELVES. 809 00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:16,174 AT LEAST WE KNOW THIS ONE'S NOT BRICKED UP. 810 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:17,842 AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S A TRAP. 811 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:20,411 WELL, DON'T COME CRYING TO ME WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. 812 00:51:32,723 --> 00:51:34,325 - UP OR DOWN? - UP. 813 00:51:34,359 --> 00:51:35,926 TRY TO GET BACK TO THE PARTY. 814 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:38,629 NO, I SAY DOWN. LET'S TRY TO GET OUT OF THE BUILDING. 815 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,250 MAYBE THE GLOW STICK ISN'T SUCH A HOT IDEA. 816 00:51:59,284 --> 00:52:00,918 I DON'T LIKE THE ALTERNATIVE. 817 00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,488 YEAH, WE KNOW. YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE IN THE DARK. 818 00:52:11,162 --> 00:52:12,730 AS SOON AS I GET THE CHANCE. 819 00:52:12,763 --> 00:52:15,300 - "HIGH VOLTAGE." - WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 820 00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:20,338 LET'S TRY TO GET BACK TO THE PARTY. 821 00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:29,580 Kathy: SO WE'RE BACK AT SQUARE ONE. 822 00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:33,150 MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST KILL OURSELVES AND BEAT HIM TO THE PUNCH. 823 00:52:33,184 --> 00:52:35,386 DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. 824 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,461 "BUSTED." 825 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,996 BLACKJACK. IT'S LIKE A GAME OF BLACKJACK. 826 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,132 WE BUSTED OUT! 827 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,501 I GUESS NOW WE HAVE TO GO TO 21. 828 00:52:50,535 --> 00:52:51,836 COME ON. 829 00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:09,320 WAIT, WHY DO THEY WANT US TO GO TO 21? 830 00:53:09,354 --> 00:53:10,588 MAYBE IT'S A TRAP. 831 00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:13,524 MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY THIS ONE INSTEAD. 832 00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:15,693 GOOD IDEA. 833 00:53:17,161 --> 00:53:19,664 WHEN I SAY IT'S A TRAP PEOPLE TELL ME TO SHUT UP, 834 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:22,600 BUT SHE SAYS IT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE'S A GENIUS. 835 00:53:58,235 --> 00:53:59,904 OH MY GOD. 836 00:54:04,108 --> 00:54:05,543 LOOK AT ALL THIS. 837 00:54:05,576 --> 00:54:07,778 PICTURES HERE OF ALL OF US. 838 00:54:17,021 --> 00:54:18,756 THAT'S TWO YEARS AGO. 839 00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:33,738 - WHAT'S THAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 840 00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:37,007 IT'S A G.P.S. HERE'S WHERE WE ARE. 841 00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:38,743 AND WHAT'S THAT? 842 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,015 OH MY GOD, IT'S HIM. 843 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:48,519 HE'S COMING THIS WAY. 844 00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:07,705 OH, JEEZ! 845 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:13,077 - ROBERT, YOU'RE-- - ALIVE? YEAH, THANKS. 846 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,880 THANKS FOR CARING. 847 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:20,284 - DID YOU KILL HIM? - NO. 848 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,286 BUT THANKS FOR HOLDING ONTO THIS, BY THE WAY. 849 00:55:22,319 --> 00:55:25,022 IT'S NOT LIKE I NEEDED IT OR ANYTHING. 850 00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:30,828 WHAT? 851 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:33,398 - HOW DID YOU GET AWAY? - I DON'T KNOW. 852 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:35,966 I THOUGHT FOR SURE I WAS GONNA DIE, AND THEN HE WAS GONE. 853 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,503 - JUST LIKE THAT, HUH? - YEAH. 854 00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:40,671 THAT'S KIND OF STRANGE, DON'T YOU THINK? 855 00:55:40,705 --> 00:55:42,239 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 856 00:55:42,272 --> 00:55:44,409 - YOU'RE HELPING HIM TRACK US. - WHAT? 857 00:55:44,442 --> 00:55:48,813 YOU SEE THIS LITTLE DOT? THIS IS YOU. 858 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,481 WHAT, ARE YOU NUTS? 859 00:55:50,515 --> 00:55:52,583 YOU'RE IN ON THIS, AREN'T YOU? 860 00:55:52,617 --> 00:55:56,353 NICOLE, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. 861 00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:59,156 YOUR NAME WASN'T ON THE LIST. WHY WASN'T YOUR NAME ON THE LIST? 862 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,791 MELANIE'S NAME WAS NOT ON THE LIST. 863 00:56:00,825 --> 00:56:02,993 Nicole: AND NOW SHE'S DEAD, BUT YOU'RE NOT DEAD? 864 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:05,129 HE LET YOU GO. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 865 00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:07,331 WHAT THE-- 866 00:56:07,364 --> 00:56:09,333 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 867 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:13,170 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. 868 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,773 OKAY, LOOK, LET'S JUST NOT FIGHT. THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP. 869 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:17,775 JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 870 00:56:17,808 --> 00:56:19,444 EXCUSE ME? 871 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,112 SO WE CAN FIND THE TRANSMITTER. 872 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:28,318 YEAH. 873 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,735 KEEP GOING. 874 00:56:50,675 --> 00:56:52,577 YOU'RE JUST LOVING THIS, AREN'T YOU? 875 00:56:52,610 --> 00:56:54,912 I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THAT IDEA, SAILOR. 876 00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,181 I LIKE GIRLS MYSELF. 877 00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:59,149 IT'S FUCKING FREEZING IN HERE. 878 00:56:59,183 --> 00:57:01,652 - WHAT'S THIS? - THAT-- 879 00:57:01,686 --> 00:57:04,088 THAT IS WHAT I WOULD CALL A HUGE ERROR IN JUDGMENT. 880 00:57:05,122 --> 00:57:06,423 OH, ROBERT. 881 00:57:06,457 --> 00:57:09,827 I ONLY HOPE THE JEWELER WILL TAKE IT BACK. 882 00:57:13,063 --> 00:57:14,632 STILL ON YOU. 883 00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,708 WELL, UNLESS SHE STUCK IT UP MY ASS THIS MORNING, 884 00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:26,644 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 885 00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:32,817 YOU MUST HAVE SWALLOWED IT. 886 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:35,419 IT WAS IN THE CAKE. 887 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,789 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'D LIKE US TO BELIEVE. 888 00:57:38,823 --> 00:57:41,225 I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS WHAT YOU BELIEVE. 889 00:57:46,764 --> 00:57:48,098 WHAT IS THIS CRAP? 890 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:50,701 HE'S BEEN KEEPING TABS ON ALL OF US FOR YEARS. 891 00:57:52,903 --> 00:57:54,839 HOW ABOUT THIS, HUH? 892 00:58:00,410 --> 00:58:02,379 "NEW MEAT." 893 00:58:02,412 --> 00:58:05,049 LOOKS LIKE I AM ON THE LIST NOW. 894 00:58:06,617 --> 00:58:08,485 SO LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS. 895 00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:11,321 - What do you do for a living, Robert? - Nicole: He's a lawyer. 896 00:58:11,355 --> 00:58:13,724 - Kathy: Entertainment lawyer? - Robert: Yeah, so what? 897 00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:15,793 Kathy: So we're all in the entertainment industry 898 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,795 in one way or another. Maybe that's the connection. 899 00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,564 IT'S A JUNUS-FUCKING-MEDIA PARTY UPSTAIRS. 900 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:21,465 OF COURSE WE'RE ALL IN THE BUSINESS. 901 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,400 - SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW? - THEN WHAT DO WE DO? 902 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,135 MAKE A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE EVER MET? 903 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:26,937 COMPARE NOTES? I MEAN, GOD, 904 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,006 YOU THINK I KNOW THE NAME OF EVERY PSYCHO FREAK 905 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:31,141 WHO'S EVER WRITTEN TO "EVELYN KNOWS BEST"? 906 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,977 WE'RE JUST WASTING TIME. 907 00:58:33,010 --> 00:58:35,012 THESE ARE THE ELEVATOR CODES. 908 00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:36,614 LET ME SEE THAT. 909 00:58:38,482 --> 00:58:41,351 OKAY. I GOT IT. 910 00:58:48,793 --> 00:58:50,127 HANG ON. 911 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,429 WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS SMILEY FACE MEANS? 912 00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:55,065 IT MEANS "PROCEED WITH CAUTION." 913 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:17,988 ARE YOU OKAY? 914 00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:20,124 YEAH. 915 00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,226 YEAH, I'M FINE. 916 00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:24,394 COME ON, LET'S MOVE ON. 917 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:38,676 THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT COME ANY FASTER. 918 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,012 WELL, IT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT COME ANY SLOWER, SO LEAVE ME ALONE. 919 00:59:42,046 --> 00:59:44,581 - SHH! 920 00:59:44,615 --> 00:59:48,552 - IT'S COMING. 921 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,155 SHIT. 922 00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:52,857 I FORGOT ABOUT HER. 923 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,000 AHEM. 924 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:05,169 OKAY. 925 01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:06,671 LOBBY. 926 01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:14,444 - HUH. 927 01:00:16,213 --> 01:00:17,948 WE'RE GOING DOWN. 928 01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:29,994 HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. 929 01:00:32,963 --> 01:00:35,399 NO. NO! 930 01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:37,134 NO! 931 01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,137 - NO NO! - Robert: HEY HEY HEY! 932 01:00:40,170 --> 01:00:41,872 COME ON. 933 01:00:53,818 --> 01:00:57,221 - AH! - IT'S ANOTHER TRAP! 934 01:00:57,254 --> 01:00:59,656 THERE'S NO SMILING FACE HERE. WHERE'S THE SMILEY FACE? 935 01:00:59,690 --> 01:01:01,391 YEAH, WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' SMILEY FACE? 936 01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:04,929 - COME ON. 937 01:01:04,962 --> 01:01:06,663 MOVE MOVE! 938 01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:16,340 WAIT, I CAN'T KEEP UP. 939 01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:50,607 THEY WON'T OPEN. 940 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,609 OH MY GOD, WADE. 941 01:01:52,642 --> 01:01:54,779 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 942 01:01:56,180 --> 01:01:59,683 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 943 01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,185 OKAY. 944 01:02:01,218 --> 01:02:04,521 I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 945 01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:06,791 I NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS THING OUT OF MY LEG. 946 01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:08,993 I CAN'T, NO NO. I CAN'T. NO. 947 01:02:09,026 --> 01:02:10,294 YOU CAN. 948 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:12,296 COME ON, BABY. YOU CAN. 949 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:16,166 OKAY. 950 01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:25,810 AH! FUCK! 951 01:02:25,843 --> 01:02:27,244 AH! 952 01:02:29,113 --> 01:02:30,948 GOD! 953 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,860 WE'RE LOST. 954 01:02:42,893 --> 01:02:45,562 WE'RE LOST. WE'LL NEVER FIND THE OTHERS NOW. 955 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:48,232 ARE YOU AFRAID TO BE ALONE WITH ME? 956 01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:49,900 NO. 957 01:02:49,934 --> 01:02:52,736 I'M JUST AFRAID. 958 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:55,005 I'M SORRY FOR THE THINGS I SAID. 959 01:02:55,039 --> 01:02:57,241 SAVE IT, NICOLE. WHATEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY, 960 01:02:57,274 --> 01:03:01,011 SAVE IT. WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW. 961 01:03:02,312 --> 01:03:04,982 WERE YOU REALLY GOING TO PROPOSE TONIGHT? 962 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,385 YEAH. 963 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:11,956 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 964 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,509 THERE. IS THAT BETTER? 965 01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:36,313 A LITTLE. 966 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,253 THIS GUY REALLY LIKES TO DECORATE. 967 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,724 IT'S LIKE BEING INSIDE A VAGINA. 968 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,593 NOT MY VAGINA. 969 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,295 OF COURSE NOT. YOURS HAS TEETH. 970 01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:27,097 WELL, IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT, 971 01:04:27,131 --> 01:04:28,966 YOU DON'T EVER HAVE TO SEE IT AGAIN. 972 01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:41,678 ROBERT? 973 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:43,780 ROBERT, WAKE UP! 974 01:04:43,813 --> 01:04:45,382 COME ON, WAKE UP. 975 01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,885 DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE. 976 01:04:52,822 --> 01:04:56,626 ROBERT, I WOULD HAVE SAID YES. 977 01:05:25,055 --> 01:05:27,524 IT'S JUST A DREAM. IT'S JUST A DREAM. 978 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:33,230 IT'S JUST A DREAM, IT'S JUST A DREAM. 979 01:08:13,790 --> 01:08:16,260 WHERE'S KATHY? 980 01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:20,997 I DON'T KNOW. 981 01:08:23,467 --> 01:08:25,101 WHAT ABOUT NICOLE? 982 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:30,840 GONE. 983 01:08:51,728 --> 01:08:54,130 LOOK, IF SHE WERE DEAD, HER NAME WOULD BE CROSSED OUT. 984 01:08:54,164 --> 01:08:55,799 IT'S NOT. 985 01:08:58,168 --> 01:09:00,770 IT'S CIRCLED. 986 01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,906 SHE'S AS GOOD AS DEAD. 987 01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:08,412 THAT'S IT? 988 01:09:08,445 --> 01:09:10,414 YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE? 989 01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:13,350 YEP. 990 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:23,427 I'M GLAD TO SEE THAT CHIVALRY IS ALIVE AND WELL. 991 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:30,767 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HOTSHOT? 992 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,937 BREAK DOWN THESE WALLS WITH MY BARE HANDS? 993 01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:49,419 Robert: I TRIED THAT ALREADY. 994 01:09:53,623 --> 01:09:56,260 YEAH, GOOD LUCK PICKING THAT LOCK. 995 01:10:00,297 --> 01:10:01,631 Kathy: WADE? 996 01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,933 - WADE, I'M OVER HERE! - KATHY? 997 01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:06,770 YOU OKAY? 998 01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:09,839 I GUESS SO. HOW DID WE GET HERE? 999 01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:11,875 WE WERE DRUGGED. 1000 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:13,910 WHERE'S NICOLE? 1001 01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:20,317 HE'S GOT HER. 1002 01:10:20,350 --> 01:10:22,352 BUT WE THINK SHE'S STILL ALIVE. 1003 01:10:22,386 --> 01:10:24,721 - WE'VE GOT TO FIND HER. - HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND HER? 1004 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:26,155 WE CAN'T GET OUT. WE'RE TRAPPED IN HERE. 1005 01:10:26,189 --> 01:10:27,891 THERE MUST BE A WAY! 1006 01:10:27,924 --> 01:10:29,959 WHY? WHY MUST THERE BE A WAY? 1007 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:39,403 THERE'S A TUNNEL! I THINK I CAN GET THROUGH. 1008 01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:41,705 - NO FUCKING WAY. - I THINK I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH. 1009 01:10:41,738 --> 01:10:44,140 I'M GONNA FIND A WAY TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE. 1010 01:10:44,173 --> 01:10:45,709 KATHY, NO. 1011 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:49,012 IF YOU CAN GET OUT, JUST GET OUT. GO. 1012 01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:50,847 HEY, YOU KNOW, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. 1013 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,283 IF-- IF SHE WANTS TO GO AND TRY AND FIND HELP, THAT'S HER BUSINESS. 1014 01:10:55,018 --> 01:10:58,054 MAYBE THIS IS ANOTHER TRAP. MAYBE I SHOULD STAY HERE WITH YOU. 1015 01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:01,391 HE PUT YOU IN THAT ROOM SO HE COULD COME IN THERE 1016 01:11:01,425 --> 01:11:03,760 AND KILL YOU WHILE WE STAND HERE LIKE IDIOTS AND WATCH. 1017 01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:05,228 DON'T SAY THAT. 1018 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:07,163 HE WANTS TO EMASCULATE US. 1019 01:11:07,196 --> 01:11:10,934 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU, YOU FUCKING EGOMANIAC. 1020 01:11:10,967 --> 01:11:12,769 TO HIM YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER PARTY-CRASHER. 1021 01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:14,338 YOU WEREN'T EVEN ON THE LIST. 1022 01:11:14,371 --> 01:11:15,405 WELL, I AM NOW, SISTER. 1023 01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,206 I'M IN THIS AS MUCH AS ANY OF YOU. 1024 01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,909 WADE? WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1025 01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:23,012 FIND SOME WAY TO GET US OUT OF HERE! 1026 01:11:23,046 --> 01:11:25,248 JUST GO. GET OUT. 1027 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:27,183 WHAT ABOUT NICOLE? SHOULD I TRY TO FIND HER? 1028 01:11:27,216 --> 01:11:30,454 THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR HER. 1029 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:33,323 JUST GO. 1030 01:11:35,459 --> 01:11:37,727 ALL RIGHT. 1031 01:11:45,469 --> 01:11:47,203 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY FATE IS IN THE HANDS 1032 01:11:47,236 --> 01:11:49,038 OF SOME GODDAMN CELEBRITY CHEF. 1033 01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:50,907 SHE'S PRETTY GOOD WITH A KNIFE. 1034 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:53,510 SHE DOESN'T HAVE A KNIFE. 1035 01:12:38,054 --> 01:12:41,391 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND NICOLE BEEN TOGETHER? 1036 01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:47,196 I DON'T KNOW. 1037 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:49,633 MAYBE TWO YEARS. 1038 01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:54,270 TWO YEARS? WHOO. THAT'S IT? 1039 01:12:54,303 --> 01:12:58,007 NOW THIS MANIAC'S GOT HER AND YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE? 1040 01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:00,510 SHE'S NOT THE ONE THAT'S HEARTLESS, IT'S YOU. 1041 01:13:00,544 --> 01:13:03,146 YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 1042 01:13:03,179 --> 01:13:06,049 I KNOW WHAT I SEE. 1043 01:13:06,082 --> 01:13:08,452 OH, YEAH? AND WHAT DO YOU SEE? 1044 01:13:08,485 --> 01:13:10,854 NOTHING. YOU DON'T SEE A FUCKING THING. 1045 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:13,189 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. 1046 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:14,858 WE ARE PUPPETS-- PUPPETS, MAN! 1047 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:17,461 AND SOMEBODY ELSE IS PULLING THE STRINGS. 1048 01:13:18,562 --> 01:13:19,896 SO WHO IS IT? 1049 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:21,698 EXCUSE ME? 1050 01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:24,333 WHO IS IT? YOU'RE IN ON THIS, AREN'T YOU? 1051 01:13:24,367 --> 01:13:27,637 - WHOA, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND-- - WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING GAME? 1052 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:31,641 YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST; YOU'RE ON THE LIST. 1053 01:13:31,675 --> 01:13:34,010 YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S GONE-- TORN TO PIECES FOR ALL YOU KNOW-- 1054 01:13:34,043 --> 01:13:36,145 - AND YOU SIT THERE? - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? 1055 01:13:36,179 --> 01:13:38,815 SHOULD I BASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL JUST SO YOU THINK I'M A NICE GUY? 1056 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,316 JESUS! 1057 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:42,251 WHAT ABOUT PAM? 1058 01:13:42,285 --> 01:13:44,187 - YOU WERE THE LAST ONE TO SEE HER. - ASSHOLE. 1059 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,756 WHEN SOME PSYCHO HAS A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT-- 1060 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:49,926 A KNIFE TO YOUR FUCKING THROAT, HE DECIDES TO WALK AWAY? 1061 01:13:49,959 --> 01:13:52,395 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? 1062 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,498 AND-- AND I SUPPOSE I DRUGGED MYSELF, RIGHT? 1063 01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:56,866 SURE, WHY NOT? THAT WAY I COULD BE DRAGGED DOWN HERE 1064 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,268 TO ROT IN THIS FUCKING PIT WITH YOU. 1065 01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:03,540 ARE YOU MENTALLY DEFICIENT? I MEAN, ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? 1066 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,345 WE BOTH WOKE UP HERE TOGETHER, REMEMBER? 1067 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:13,517 I DIDN'T SEE YOU WAKE UP. 1068 01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:16,686 HE IS PLAYING US AGAINST EACH OTHER. 1069 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,788 DON'T YOU GET IT? HOW CAN YOU BE SO FUCKING STUPID? 1070 01:14:28,732 --> 01:14:30,900 THAT IS NOT MINE. 1071 01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:35,038 I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 1072 01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:49,285 WHERE ARE THEY? 1073 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,954 WHERE ARE THEY? 1074 01:14:50,987 --> 01:14:54,223 I DON'T KNOW! AHH! 1075 01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:25,181 ( song continues, distorted ) 1076 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:47,704 Kate: HELP! 1077 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:49,673 HELP! 1078 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,610 HELP! 1079 01:16:57,480 --> 01:17:00,183 - WADE! - YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT HAPPENED? 1080 01:17:00,216 --> 01:17:03,687 I FOUND NICOLE. SHE WAS STILL ALIVE, BUT I COULDN'T HELP HER. 1081 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,455 HE GRABBED ME AND HE'LL BE BACK FOR ME ANY MINUTE. 1082 01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:08,124 HOW'D YOU GET OUT? 1083 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:10,293 - THERE WAS A KEY. - A KEY? 1084 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:12,428 WHERE? WHERE'S ROBERT? 1085 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,732 HE'S-- ROBERT'S DEAD. 1086 01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:17,200 COME ON, LET'S GET OUT. 1087 01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:20,136 HOW DID HE DIE? 1088 01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:21,570 - DID YOU SEE IT? - WHO? 1089 01:17:21,604 --> 01:17:24,908 - ROBERT. - YEAH, I SAW IT. 1090 01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:28,077 WAS THERE A TRAP? WHEN YOU OPENED THE DOOR, WAS THERE ANOTHER TRAP? 1091 01:17:28,111 --> 01:17:30,613 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, OKAY? HE'S GONE, IT'S OVER. 1092 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,548 NO. WAS IT AWFUL? 1093 01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:35,618 YEAH. IT WASN'T GREAT. 1094 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,553 YOU POOR THING. 1095 01:17:37,586 --> 01:17:41,725 OH, IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU. THEN WHAT WOULD I HAVE DONE? 1096 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:43,693 COME ON. 1097 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:11,354 OH MY GOD. 1098 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:13,589 OH! 1099 01:18:32,341 --> 01:18:35,078 THESE ARE ALL DISHES YOU'VE COOKED ON YOUR SHOW. 1100 01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:40,483 HEY, I SAID I WAS A FAN. 1101 01:18:40,516 --> 01:18:43,719 LOOK, I'M NEXT AND YOU'RE DESSERT. 1102 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:48,324 DAMN IT, I AM NOT DESSERT. 1103 01:18:53,562 --> 01:18:55,799 I HAVE AN IDEA. 1104 01:19:08,344 --> 01:19:11,180 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D END UP LIKE THIS-- 1105 01:19:11,214 --> 01:19:15,318 A WORM DANGLING ON THE END OF A FISH HOOK. 1106 01:19:15,351 --> 01:19:18,154 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 1107 01:19:18,187 --> 01:19:20,156 DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 1108 01:19:26,029 --> 01:19:27,997 SO WHAT NOW? 1109 01:19:28,031 --> 01:19:30,733 WELL, SO FAR I'VE KEPT ALL MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS. 1110 01:19:30,766 --> 01:19:34,737 VERY IMPRESSIVE. I DIDN'T MAKE ANY THIS YEAR. 1111 01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,840 OH, BUT YOU HAVE TO. 1112 01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:39,042 OKAY. 1113 01:19:39,075 --> 01:19:41,878 MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION IS NOT TO DIE. 1114 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:28,992 OH, FUCK! 1115 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:43,472 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? JUST TELL ME. 1116 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:45,774 I'M GONNA DIE ANYWAY, RIGHT? 1117 01:20:45,808 --> 01:20:47,343 RIGHT? 1118 01:20:47,376 --> 01:20:49,178 I'M DYING RIGHT NOW. 1119 01:20:49,212 --> 01:20:52,315 HELPS IF YOU'VE GOT SOME KIND OF BEEF WITH ME. 1120 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:54,984 YOU'RE NOT A MUSIC FAN? 1121 01:20:55,018 --> 01:20:57,286 I FUCKED YOUR SISTER? 1122 01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:05,261 COME ON, MAN. JUST TELL ME WHY. 1123 01:21:05,294 --> 01:21:07,530 YEAH, GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST. 1124 01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,532 YOU KNOW? 1125 01:21:09,565 --> 01:21:11,534 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 1126 01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,603 TELL ME! 1127 01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:16,205 TELL ME! 1128 01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:19,308 - JUST SAY SOMETHING! 1129 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:23,279 KATHY? 1130 01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:15,091 OH MY GOD! IT'S MY NUMBER ONE FAN. 1131 01:23:15,124 --> 01:23:17,260 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1132 01:23:17,293 --> 01:23:19,595 THAT'S WHAT HE ALWAYS SAYS. 1133 01:23:19,628 --> 01:23:23,599 EVERY TAPING, EVERY PERSONAL APPEARANCE, HE'S ALWAYS THERE. 1134 01:23:25,668 --> 01:23:27,603 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 1135 01:23:27,636 --> 01:23:30,639 IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, DON'T SAY THAT. HE'S PSYCHOTIC. 1136 01:23:30,673 --> 01:23:33,576 HE'S BEEN STALKING ALL OF US FOR YEARS, 1137 01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:35,411 NOT JUST YOU. 1138 01:23:40,049 --> 01:23:41,584 YOU SAVED ME. 1139 01:23:52,195 --> 01:23:54,930 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MADE IT. 1140 01:23:54,963 --> 01:23:57,433 HERE, LET ME-- 1141 01:24:02,905 --> 01:24:04,440 ACTUALLY... 1142 01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:06,775 I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE KEEPING 1143 01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:09,145 THAT NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION OF YOURS. 1144 01:24:10,713 --> 01:24:12,515 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1145 01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,983 WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, 1146 01:24:15,017 --> 01:24:17,953 YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER TOLD ME? 1147 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:23,326 SHE SAID THAT INNER BEAUTY IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS. 1148 01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:25,494 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE? 1149 01:24:25,528 --> 01:24:28,564 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 1150 01:24:28,597 --> 01:24:30,966 WELL, IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION. 1151 01:24:30,999 --> 01:24:33,669 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT INNER BEAUTY IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS? 1152 01:24:33,702 --> 01:24:37,506 YEAH. SURE. 1153 01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:39,742 MM, WRONG. 1154 01:24:39,775 --> 01:24:43,146 WRONG WRONG WRONG, IT'S A LIE. 1155 01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:45,814 IT'S THE BIGGEST LIE THERE IS. 1156 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:49,818 THE KIND OF THING THEY TELL FAT GIRLS TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER. 1157 01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:57,092 WAIT, I KNOW YOU. 1158 01:24:57,126 --> 01:25:00,095 SURE YOU DO, I'M KATHY KING. 1159 01:25:00,129 --> 01:25:01,864 CAN'T WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT SEEING MY FACE 1160 01:25:01,897 --> 01:25:04,933 ON A BILLBOARD OR THE SIDE OF A BUS. 1161 01:25:04,967 --> 01:25:06,869 NO. 1162 01:25:06,902 --> 01:25:10,473 YOU'RE THAT GIRL, FILLMORE HIGH. 1163 01:25:11,274 --> 01:25:13,709 YOUR NAME'S NOT KATHY. 1164 01:25:13,742 --> 01:25:15,578 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1165 01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:17,346 YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 1166 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:21,083 I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS. 1167 01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:23,619 BUT THEN AGAIN, WHY WOULD YOU? 1168 01:25:23,652 --> 01:25:26,189 IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU NEVER EVEN LOOKED AT ME. 1169 01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:28,591 IT WAS AS THOUGH I DIDN'T EXIST. 1170 01:25:28,624 --> 01:25:30,759 AND WHEN I FINALLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO TELL YOU 1171 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:32,795 HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU, 1172 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:35,130 YOU LAUGHED IN MY FACE. 1173 01:25:35,164 --> 01:25:37,800 OF COURSE YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY NAME. 1174 01:25:37,833 --> 01:25:39,868 YOU NEVER CALLED ME BY MY NAME. 1175 01:25:39,902 --> 01:25:43,872 WHAT DID YOU CALL ME? YOU MUST REMEMBER THAT. 1176 01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,543 LADY LARDASS. 1177 01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:49,912 LADY LARDASS. 1178 01:25:49,945 --> 01:25:52,715 SO EVOCATIVE, ISN'T IT? 1179 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:04,460 "KAY KNIGHT." 1180 01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:06,229 THAT'S YOU? 1181 01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:09,765 200 LBS AND A LIFETIME AGO. 1182 01:26:09,798 --> 01:26:12,935 NOW I'M GETTING RID OF THE DEAD WEIGHT. 1183 01:26:12,968 --> 01:26:14,570 WE WERE JUST KIDS. 1184 01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:16,905 WHAT THE HELL DID I KNOW? I WAS JUST A STUPID KID. 1185 01:26:16,939 --> 01:26:19,074 YOU CAN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST ME. 1186 01:26:19,107 --> 01:26:21,477 YOU NEVER LEARNED THE GOLDEN RULE? 1187 01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:24,813 "DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU." 1188 01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:28,016 ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SIX PEOPLE ARE DEAD 1189 01:26:28,050 --> 01:26:30,353 BECAUSE THEY NEVER LEARNED THE GOLDEN RULE? 1190 01:26:30,386 --> 01:26:34,122 LISTEN TO YOU, ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY. 1191 01:26:34,156 --> 01:26:36,825 DON'T FORGET YOU KILLED ONE OF THEM YOURSELF. 1192 01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:41,730 BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR THAT. IT WAS A BIG HELP. 1193 01:26:43,031 --> 01:26:45,100 WHAT ABOUT YOUR BIGGEST FAN? 1194 01:26:45,133 --> 01:26:48,271 SURELY FROM YOUR WARPED PERSPECTIVE, HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE? 1195 01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:50,506 WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO TAKE THE FALL, 1196 01:26:50,539 --> 01:26:53,642 AND IT AIN'T GONNA BE AMERICA'S COOKING-SHOW SWEETHEART. 1197 01:26:53,676 --> 01:26:55,344 THAT'S FOR SURE. 1198 01:26:55,378 --> 01:26:57,446 WHY? WHY NOW? 1199 01:26:57,480 --> 01:27:02,050 LOOK AT YOU, YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD HAVE EVER WANTED. 1200 01:27:02,084 --> 01:27:05,288 ISN'T LIVING WELL THE BEST REVENGE? 1201 01:27:05,321 --> 01:27:07,990 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, RIGHT? 1202 01:27:08,023 --> 01:27:09,692 YEAH. 1203 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,860 LIVING WELL IS PRETTY GOOD, 1204 01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:15,063 BUT I'D SAY KILLING PEOPLE IS THE BEST REVENGE REALLY. 1205 01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:19,468 YOU'RE INSANE. 1206 01:27:21,203 --> 01:27:22,738 NO KIDDING. 1207 01:27:22,771 --> 01:27:27,310 AND NOW, BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE, 1208 01:27:27,343 --> 01:27:29,244 HERE SHE IS, FOLKS-- 1209 01:27:29,278 --> 01:27:31,880 YOU KNOW HER, YOU LOVE HER, 1210 01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:34,082 YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER-- 1211 01:27:34,116 --> 01:27:38,153 THAT VERY DIRTY GIRL-- 1212 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:46,028 HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "COOKING A LA KING." 1213 01:27:46,061 --> 01:27:49,432 I'M YOUR HOST, KATHY KING. 1214 01:27:56,038 --> 01:28:00,343 TODAY WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL SHOW FOR YOU. 1215 01:28:00,376 --> 01:28:03,512 IT'S A FULL MENU OF RECIPES FOR REVENGE. 1216 01:28:03,546 --> 01:28:06,382 WE BEGIN WITH A PIG APPETIZER. 1217 01:28:06,415 --> 01:28:08,684 TAKE ONE SCHOOLYARD BULLY-- 1218 01:28:08,717 --> 01:28:12,688 YOU KNOW THE ONE. HE CHASED YOU INTO THE ALLEY BEHIND THE BUTCHER SHOP 1219 01:28:12,721 --> 01:28:14,723 AND PUSHED YOU INTO A DUMPSTER FULL OF ROTTING MEAT-- 1220 01:28:14,757 --> 01:28:18,461 LET HIM RIPEN INTO A MISOGYNISTIC JERK, 1221 01:28:18,494 --> 01:28:20,062 STAB QUICKLY 1222 01:28:20,095 --> 01:28:22,197 AND HANG TO BLEED. 1223 01:28:22,230 --> 01:28:24,833 SERVE WITH A SIDE OF PARTY-CRASHER ENTRAILS. 1224 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:29,071 NOW WE'RE ONTO THE FIRST COURSE-- 1225 01:28:29,104 --> 01:28:31,407 A LITTLE SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL 1226 01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:33,709 THE TWO FACES OF BITCH. 1227 01:28:33,742 --> 01:28:36,211 YOU REMEMBER THAT GIRL YOU MET ON THE FIRST DAY OF WORK 1228 01:28:36,244 --> 01:28:37,913 AT YOUR EXCITING NEW JOB? 1229 01:28:37,946 --> 01:28:40,248 DO YOU REMEMBER HOW NICE YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS? 1230 01:28:40,282 --> 01:28:41,984 YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUR FRIEND, 1231 01:28:42,017 --> 01:28:45,454 BUT THEN SHE STOLE YOUR IDEAS AND TOOK ALL THE CREDIT. 1232 01:28:45,488 --> 01:28:49,157 SHE GOT A PROMOTION AND THE FAT GIRL GOT FIRED. 1233 01:28:49,191 --> 01:28:52,160 TAKE THIS LYING MANIPULATIVE HAG, 1234 01:28:52,194 --> 01:28:54,329 BUTTERFLY NEATLY WITH AN AX, 1235 01:28:54,363 --> 01:28:56,665 WIPE YOUR HANDS AND YOU'RE DONE. 1236 01:28:56,699 --> 01:28:59,968 SECOND COURSE, THE HEART OF A WHORE. 1237 01:29:00,002 --> 01:29:02,438 THIS ONE'S A REAL RIB-STICKER 1238 01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:04,573 AND ALL YOU NEED IS THE SLUT THAT STOLE 1239 01:29:04,607 --> 01:29:06,509 YOUR FIRST REAL BOYFRIEND 1240 01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:08,143 JUST TO PROVE THAT SHE COULD. 1241 01:29:08,176 --> 01:29:11,346 SHE LURED HIM AWAY WITH HER SHAMELESS SEDUCTIONS, 1242 01:29:11,380 --> 01:29:14,850 THEN DUMPED HIM SIX WEEKS LATER WHEN SOMETHING BETTER CAME ALONG. 1243 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:17,285 REMOVE HER STILL-BEATING HEART 1244 01:29:17,319 --> 01:29:20,423 AND STUFF IT INTO HER WIDE-OPEN MOUTH. 1245 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,867 GARNISH WITH HER LATEST CONQUEST, 1246 01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:34,369 PLATE AND SERVE. 1247 01:30:14,009 --> 01:30:16,479 NOW WHERE WAS I? 1248 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,825 OF COURSE, ON THIS SHOW 1249 01:30:29,858 --> 01:30:32,528 WE ALWAYS LEAVE ROOM FOR DESSERT, 1250 01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:34,563 BECAUSE REVENGE SHOULD BE SWEET. 1251 01:30:34,597 --> 01:30:38,233 TAKE ONE HIGH-SCHOOL CRUSH 1252 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:42,004 WHO DESTROYED YOUR FEELINGS OF SELF-WORTH WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE, 1253 01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:45,574 - TURN THE TABLES... 1254 01:30:49,812 --> 01:30:52,515 ...AND SERVE COLD. 1255 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:56,051 MMM. DOESN'T THAT LOOK YUMMY? 1256 01:30:58,386 --> 01:31:00,355 JUST FOLLOW MY EASY STEPS 1257 01:31:00,388 --> 01:31:01,724 AND YOU'LL BE GREETING THE NEW YEAR 1258 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:04,092 WITH THAT DEEP HUNGER INSIDE OF YOU 1259 01:31:04,126 --> 01:31:05,561 SATISFIED 1260 01:31:05,594 --> 01:31:08,163 LIKE NEVER BEFORE. 1261 01:31:30,986 --> 01:31:34,256 * SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * 1262 01:31:34,289 --> 01:31:38,627 * AND NEVER BROUGHT TO MIND? * 1263 01:31:38,661 --> 01:31:42,230 * SHOULD OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT * 1264 01:31:42,264 --> 01:31:45,834 * AND DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE? * 1265 01:31:47,035 --> 01:31:50,338 * AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR 1266 01:31:50,372 --> 01:31:54,442 * AULD LANG SYNE 1267 01:31:54,476 --> 01:31:57,980 * WE'LL TAKE A CUP OF KINDNESS NOW * 1268 01:31:58,013 --> 01:32:02,317 * FOR AULD LANG SYNE 1269 01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:05,654 * WE TWA HAE RUN ABOUT THE BRAES * 1270 01:32:05,688 --> 01:32:09,491 * AND PU'D THE GOWANS FINE * 1271 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:13,428 * WE'VE WANDERED MANY A WEARY FOOT * 1272 01:32:13,461 --> 01:32:17,199 * SIN' AULD LANG SYNE 1273 01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:21,169 * SURELY YOU'LL BE YOUR PINT-STOWP * 1274 01:32:21,203 --> 01:32:24,707 * AND SURELY I'LL BE MINE * 1275 01:32:26,074 --> 01:32:29,044 * WE'LL TAKE A LITTLE CUP OF KINDNESS YET * 1276 01:32:29,077 --> 01:32:33,816 * FOR THE SAKE OF AULD LANG SYNE * 1277 01:32:33,849 --> 01:32:37,385 * FOR AULD LANG SYNE, MY DEAR * 1278 01:32:37,419 --> 01:32:41,356 * FOR AULD LANG SYNE 1279 01:32:41,389 --> 01:32:44,693 * WE'LL TAKE A LITTLE CUP OF KINDNESS YET * 1280 01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:47,730 * FOR THE DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE * 1281 01:32:47,763 --> 01:32:53,235 * FOR THE DAYS OF AULD LANG SYNE. * 85022