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Riley, take a picture of
me with the lawn mower.
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- Why?
- I want to send it to my cousin Zubair.
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He is going to be so jealous.
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He likes lawn mowers?
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He likes rich people, and
I clearly am living with one.
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Mm.
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Hmm?
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- One more.
- Yeah.
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Nice. All right.
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Oh, yeah. Hey.
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Now-now look away.
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Now look back at me.
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Yes.
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Hey, let's do one of the ones
where you're walking towards me.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. Ready? Go.
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Oh, that's beautiful.
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Oh, dude, the camera loves you.
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Yep. We got it.
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Suck on that, Zubair.
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All right. Great job, Hazelnut.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks, Grampy.
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Uh, Hazel, why did your grandfather
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just give you a dollar?
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'Cause I picked up the leaves.
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But this is your grandfather's house.
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Doing chores is your duty.
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Give that money back to him.
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Dad?
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Dad?
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- It's fine.
- It's fine.
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It's fine.
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I'll never get used to that.
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Riley.
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Forgive me if I am overstepping,
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but I do not agree with the way
you are parenting your daughter.
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I don't agree with the way you gargle.
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She is spoiled.
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Oh, no, she's not.
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You clean up after her,
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you ask her what food
she wants for dinner.
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When I have a child, they will
wait for me to come home,
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take off my socks and rub my feet.
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Hazel wouldn't rub my feet
if there was a genie in them.
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Because you have not taught her.
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She does not see you
rubbing Mr. Art's feet.
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Well, feel free to show her
how that's done.
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I recommend gloves, but you do you.
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Children are like saplings.
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They will grow in any
direction you bend them.
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No, man, she's got her own personality.
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She's gonna grow into
whoever she's supposed to be.
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Now she has personality as well?
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I was not allowed to have
a personality until I turned 18.
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And this is the one you chose?
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Dad, will you sit with me
until I fall asleep?
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I don't want to have a bad dream.
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Yeah, of course, honey.
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Bad dreams are God's way of
getting you ready for the world.
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Do people watch
basketball in Afghanistan?
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A little, but we really
like a game called buzkashi.
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It is like polo, but instead
of a ball they use a dead goat.
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Awesome.
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- But also sad.
- Hmm.
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Is Michael Jordan in this game?
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What? He's, like, 100 years old.
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Hey. Who's playing?
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Not Michael Jordan.
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You good?
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Oh, very good.
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Good.
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Hazel, you should stand up
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when your grandfather enters the room.
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- Why?
- As a sign of respect.
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What if you don't have legs?
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Hazel, an elder is wise.
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Much like the rings on a tree,
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the wrinkles on your grandfather's face
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are the mark of experience and wisdom.
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What if you're tied to the chair?
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Stop finding loopholes.
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You guys are messing with me.
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Uncle Al says we have
to stand because you're old.
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No, no, no, Mr. Art.
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That is not what I meant.
You are still very young.
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Mashallah. Not even a single bud
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from a thousand flowers of
your life has blossomed yet.
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You just said he was wrinkled.
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I did not say that.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.
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Calm down.
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- Grampy, can you get me some juice?
- Sure.
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- Uh, Mr. Art, please wait.
- Yeah.
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Uh, she is the one who
should be getting you juice.
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I don't want juice.
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Doesn't matter.
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She needs to know
her place in the family.
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She should sit closest to the kitchen
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so that if anyone needs anything,
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she can happily run and get it for them.
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The order should be
the youngest by the kitchen,
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then the parents,
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then the guest, then the elders.
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Yeah, that's not gonna work.
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Puts me too far from the bathroom.
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What flavor?
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- Grape, please.
- Excellent choice.
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Pairs well with popcorn.
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Yes, you did.
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Oh, no.
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Bad news?
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The worst.
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It is a picture of my cousin Zubair
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on a lawn mower you can ride.
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"Very best number one"?
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No matter what I have,
he always has to outdo me.
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Dude, that picture's Photoshopped.
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How can you tell?
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Well, the shadows are all wrong.
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And that's Vin Diesel's body.
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Oh, there is no level to
which he will not stoop.
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Hmm. Can you do this Photoshop for me?
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Yeah, easy.
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Then there is no level
to which I will not stoop.
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I told you I'd do it.
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Yeah, well, telling me
you're gonna do it
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won't fix the leak next time it rains.
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Hey.
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Somebody forgot to wash their ears.
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Thanks, Grampy.
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Oh.
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Now she gets paid to have dirty ears?
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At least she helps me around the house.
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Must have skipped a generation.
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It'll get done today.
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I know, 'cause I'm gonna do it.
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Oh, don't try and guilt me.
Guilt's not gonna work.
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All right, wait up.
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Hazel,
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as the youngest,
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it is your job to wash the
dishes and to clean the kitchen.
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You're funny, Uncle Al.
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- Lizzie, as the next youngest...
- Don't.
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You think I'm doing
a bad job with Hazel?
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Hell no.
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You're the second best dad on this roof.
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Al thinks she's spoiled.
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Well, of course he does.
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Did he tell you how as a kid
he played soccer with a rock?
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So I'm not messing her up somehow?
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Look, if you were a bad parent,
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you wouldn't even
be asking the question.
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You're doing great.
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Speaking of being a great dad,
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I wish you'd reconsider coming
to work for me, your great dad.
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Please. Let's not go down
this road again.
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Come on, what else you doing?
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No one's paying you to do pull-ups.
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I appreciate the offer,
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I just want to find my own thing.
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Well, this could be your own thing.
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When I die you'll be the boss of
your own construction company.
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I don't want to be the guy
whose dad had to give him a job.
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You know, it just seems
kind of pathetic.
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You're living in my garage.
It's already pathetic.
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Just give me a little time.
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Well, how much time you need?
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You bailed on college,
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you bailed on being a real estate agent.
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For God's sake, you bailed
on being a bail bondsman.
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All right, that's not my fault.
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It was nothing like
Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Eh, stop screwing around.
Come to work for me.
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No. And quit asking.
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Where you going?
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Check on Hazel.
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Well, at least think about it.
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I created a construction company
that's deeply in debt.
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I want to pass it on to somebody I love!
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Where were you?
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Outside.
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Barefoot?
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Yep.
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You cannot go outside barefoot.
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The neighbors will think
you are a savage.
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Grampy gets the mail in his boxers.
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I think it's too late.
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What's going on in here?
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That girl is out of control.
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She is a few years away
from being a bank robber.
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Bend that sapling, bro.
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Damn!
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Oh, my God, Dad!
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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- What happened?
- He fell off the ladder.
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- Are you dizzy?
- Eh, maybe a little.
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Okay, all right, look at me.
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- You know what day it is?
- Uh, yeah. Five days
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after I asked you to fix
the damn chimney!
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It really seemed like a bad fall.
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Yeah, we're gonna take him
to urgent care.
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Al, can you watch Hazel?
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- Of course.
- Lizzie,
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- give me some ice. All right.
- Okay.
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Hazel, get the pizza boxes
from last night and some tape.
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We're gonna make a splint.
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Can you feel your foot?
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Yeah, I feel it. It hurts.
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Why were you up there
fixing the roof, Mr. Art?
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This is what your children are for.
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Have you met my kids?
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Oh, good girl. Let's
elevate his leg, okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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Damn it.
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Here.
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- Thanks, Lizzie.
- Is he gonna be okay?
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No, he's gonna be a pain
in the ass for years to come.
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Hey, my hearing still works.
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What painkillers
do you have in the house?
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Oh, uh, all of them. Be right back.
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Bring something legal.
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Mm-hmm. Everything is fine here, Riley.
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I am making us something to eat.
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Okay.
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Call me when you know.
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Grampy okay?
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He will be.
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They are taking X-rays.
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What is that?
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It is called sabzi.
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It's my favorite.
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Great.
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You eat it.
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Hazel, you are being
very disrespectful right now.
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Come on, take a bite.
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What's it made of?
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- Spinach.
- I don't like spinach.
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- You will like my spinach.
- I'm allergic.
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Liar. You should have said that first.
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I know.
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Hazel, you cannot push me around
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like you do with your father
and grandfather.
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Now...
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you will sit there until you eat it.
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I hope you don't have any plans
for the rest of the day.
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I do not.
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Good.
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Just so you know,
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I waited three years for a visa
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to come to this country.
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I am a very patient man.
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This is my fault.
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I never should've let him go up there.
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Like you could've stopped him.
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Well, he's a piece of work, huh?
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Remember when we rushed him to the ER
258
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to get his thumb sewed back on?
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Oh, yeah.
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After they wheeled him
out of the operating room,
261
00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:09,912
I asked him how he was doing,
and he went...
262
00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:11,484
"Great!"
263
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:18,586
You know, he's still on me
to go to work for him.
264
00:11:18,591 --> 00:11:20,622
So why don't you?
265
00:11:20,627 --> 00:11:22,356
Ah, I don't know.
266
00:11:22,361 --> 00:11:24,498
Boy, that is feeble.
267
00:11:27,466 --> 00:11:29,230
It's hard to explain.
268
00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:30,937
I got nowhere to be.
269
00:11:35,207 --> 00:11:36,538
When I was in uniform,
270
00:11:36,543 --> 00:11:39,112
I felt like I was doing
something important.
271
00:11:40,279 --> 00:11:42,277
You know, taking care of my guys.
272
00:11:42,282 --> 00:11:44,278
Helping the locals.
273
00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:46,380
Yeah, okay.
274
00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:49,250
So it's hard going from all that to...
275
00:11:49,255 --> 00:11:51,286
fixing kitchen counters every day.
276
00:11:51,291 --> 00:11:53,254
It doesn't have to be forever.
277
00:11:53,259 --> 00:11:55,556
I mean...
278
00:11:55,561 --> 00:11:58,198
think of it like your marriage.
279
00:12:01,033 --> 00:12:02,628
Thanks, sis.
280
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:05,233
Riley, I'm not trying to
tell you how to live your life.
281
00:12:05,238 --> 00:12:06,467
You sure about that?
282
00:12:06,472 --> 00:12:08,302
You're an adult man who's sleeping
283
00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,172
on a couch in his father's garage.
284
00:12:10,177 --> 00:12:13,213
Maybe be open to taking advice.
285
00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:17,951
Fine.
286
00:12:19,986 --> 00:12:23,518
You made a huge sacrifice
for your country.
287
00:12:23,523 --> 00:12:26,594
Consider making
a small one for your dad.
288
00:12:38,337 --> 00:12:40,502
Are you hungry yet?
289
00:12:40,507 --> 00:12:42,070
Nope.
290
00:12:42,075 --> 00:12:44,071
I think you are.
291
00:12:44,076 --> 00:12:45,673
You look hungry.
292
00:12:45,678 --> 00:12:49,716
Once, Gandhi didn't eat for 21 days.
293
00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:53,215
I did a report on him.
294
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,155
What score did you get?
295
00:12:55,988 --> 00:12:58,258
That's not important.
296
00:13:09,235 --> 00:13:11,166
Don't you dare.
297
00:13:11,171 --> 00:13:12,533
Don't...
298
00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:13,836
you...
299
00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:15,308
dare!
300
00:13:16,342 --> 00:13:18,378
How dare you.
301
00:13:19,513 --> 00:13:21,442
Why do you care so much if I eat this?
302
00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:23,744
Because as your godfather,
it is my job to make sure
303
00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:25,513
you become a good human being, Hazel.
304
00:13:25,518 --> 00:13:26,882
Isn't that my parents' job?
305
00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:28,383
Yes, but you can never have too many
306
00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:29,990
loving adults criticizing a child.
307
00:13:32,124 --> 00:13:34,188
If I'm gonna stay here
for the rest of my life,
308
00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:35,624
can I at least get my iPad?
309
00:13:35,629 --> 00:13:37,426
Of course you have an iPad.
310
00:13:37,431 --> 00:13:40,033
You probably bought it
with your dirty ear money.
311
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:42,531
How will you ever learn to deal
312
00:13:42,536 --> 00:13:44,900
with the challenges
and hardships of life?
313
00:13:44,905 --> 00:13:46,901
I have plenty of hardships.
314
00:13:46,906 --> 00:13:49,910
Like when the supermarket
has no grape juice?
315
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:53,848
How about when my dad went to war?
316
00:13:55,348 --> 00:13:58,419
And I had to be brave and not
cry so he wouldn't be sad.
317
00:14:00,619 --> 00:14:03,423
And then he came home
and he moved out again.
318
00:14:04,825 --> 00:14:08,461
You probably lived longer
with him than I did.
319
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:12,293
Right.
320
00:14:12,298 --> 00:14:14,628
Of course.
321
00:14:14,633 --> 00:14:17,437
All that time he was with me...
322
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:20,335
... he was not with you.
323
00:14:20,340 --> 00:14:22,042
Yeah.
324
00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:26,675
But he would want to be
with you every day if he could.
325
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,311
He didn't ask me
to move into the garage.
326
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,052
Why do you get to?
327
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:34,015
Because, Hazel, that was the only bed
328
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,020
that was offered to me
when I came to this country.
329
00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:38,829
So I took it, and I said thank you.
330
00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:42,328
Because I know how to
be grateful for what I have.
331
00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:45,432
Well, I'm not.
332
00:14:46,432 --> 00:14:47,796
One day,
333
00:14:47,801 --> 00:14:51,472
you will see that for
the incredible luxury it is.
334
00:14:52,806 --> 00:14:54,469
Not today.
335
00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:56,871
Oh, I get it... you are very stubborn
336
00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:58,445
and always think you're right.
337
00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:00,447
Thank you.
338
00:15:08,754 --> 00:15:11,253
Hey, cute dress.
339
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,486
Hey, one more word out of you,
340
00:15:12,491 --> 00:15:15,356
I'll turn around and bend over.
341
00:15:15,361 --> 00:15:16,892
So what'd the doc say?
342
00:15:16,897 --> 00:15:18,460
Hairline fracture.
343
00:15:18,465 --> 00:15:20,561
Said I have to wear a boot
for a couple of weeks.
344
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:22,396
I say I'll be fine by Monday.
345
00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:23,431
Hmm.
346
00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:24,933
Because you know more than the doctor.
347
00:15:24,937 --> 00:15:27,007
Exactly what I told him.
348
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:31,473
So listen, I was, uh,
thinking about your offer.
349
00:15:31,478 --> 00:15:32,541
Oh, yeah?
350
00:15:32,546 --> 00:15:34,176
Yeah, I'm open to it.
351
00:15:34,181 --> 00:15:35,577
But one thing.
352
00:15:35,582 --> 00:15:36,644
Seriously?
353
00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:38,518
You think you get a thing?
354
00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:40,581
Yeah.
355
00:15:40,586 --> 00:15:41,949
Well, think again.
356
00:15:41,954 --> 00:15:44,324
I fell off a ladder, but I
didn't land on my head.
357
00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:47,855
You want me, you take Al, too.
358
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:49,590
That's it?
359
00:15:49,595 --> 00:15:50,958
Absolutely.
360
00:15:50,963 --> 00:15:52,729
In fact, the hell with you,
I'll just take Al.
361
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:56,197
What changed your mind?
362
00:15:56,202 --> 00:15:58,165
Honestly, Lizzie.
363
00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:00,602
She said I should stop being selfish,
364
00:16:00,607 --> 00:16:03,071
- and do something for you.
- Oh!
365
00:16:03,076 --> 00:16:05,340
Whoa, I'm doing this for you.
366
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,341
You're not doing nothing for me.
367
00:16:07,346 --> 00:16:08,643
The hell I'm not.
368
00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:10,345
I'm being selfless.
369
00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:11,947
Well, I don't want you to be selfless.
370
00:16:11,951 --> 00:16:13,581
Well, too bad, I'm doing it anyway.
371
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:15,749
- I sign your paychecks!
- And I'm saving your ass!
372
00:16:15,754 --> 00:16:17,451
My ass is fine... you want to see?
373
00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:19,253
Right.
374
00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:20,589
I'll see you later, old man.
375
00:16:20,594 --> 00:16:23,430
Hey, you want to get fired on day one?
376
00:16:30,236 --> 00:16:31,600
We need to talk.
377
00:16:31,605 --> 00:16:33,435
About ordering a pizza?
378
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,440
No.
379
00:16:34,445 --> 00:16:35,481
Then no.
380
00:16:36,942 --> 00:16:39,612
I want to tell you a story
about your father.
381
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:43,816
Okay.
382
00:16:44,683 --> 00:16:46,648
Once, we were on mounted patrol,
383
00:16:46,653 --> 00:16:49,618
and our vehicle got stuck in a riverbed.
384
00:16:49,623 --> 00:16:51,886
No matter what the squad did,
385
00:16:51,891 --> 00:16:53,455
we could not get it out.
386
00:16:53,460 --> 00:16:55,556
And we could see a ridge nearby
387
00:16:55,561 --> 00:16:57,591
where the Taliban could attack us from.
388
00:16:57,596 --> 00:16:59,427
Everyone wanted to leave.
389
00:16:59,432 --> 00:17:03,030
But your dad knew if our
truck got into enemy hands,
390
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:06,267
they would use it against us,
and there was no way
391
00:17:06,272 --> 00:17:07,702
he was going to let that happen.
392
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,603
So what did he do?
393
00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:12,005
He made us spend the longest,
394
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:13,707
coldest night of our lives
395
00:17:13,712 --> 00:17:15,476
waiting to be attacked.
396
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:16,878
- Were you?
- Oh, yes.
397
00:17:16,883 --> 00:17:18,913
Just before the sun
came up, they came at us
398
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,348
with everything they had.
399
00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:22,153
- What happened?
- What do you think happened?
400
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:23,460
We defeated them.
401
00:17:24,723 --> 00:17:26,420
All by yourselves?
402
00:17:26,425 --> 00:17:28,423
Well, there were a few F-18s
403
00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:29,991
with laser-guided bombs that pitched in.
404
00:17:29,995 --> 00:17:32,499
But we did the heavy lifting.
405
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,664
Dad never told me that story.
406
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:38,172
Mm, he is modest, I am not.
407
00:17:39,672 --> 00:17:41,903
My point is...
408
00:17:41,908 --> 00:17:44,606
the stubbornness I see in you
409
00:17:44,611 --> 00:17:46,507
is also in him.
410
00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:48,677
And sometimes...
411
00:17:48,682 --> 00:17:51,484
it can be a very good thing.
412
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,928
But this is not one of those times.
413
00:18:02,062 --> 00:18:03,764
Now eat.
414
00:18:09,512 --> 00:18:11,442
Okay, now give me abs.
415
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,401
More abs.
416
00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:16,776
Okay, that's too many abs.
417
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:20,407
Oh, yes. Much better.
418
00:18:20,412 --> 00:18:22,877
Can you have me riding a Jet Ski?
419
00:18:22,882 --> 00:18:24,311
Hang on.
420
00:18:24,316 --> 00:18:26,847
Like... this?
421
00:18:26,852 --> 00:18:28,817
Oh, Zubair.
422
00:18:28,822 --> 00:18:31,792
I am about to ruin your Monday.
423
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:51,077
Da gora zoh!
424
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,200
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