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? ...The right to be free
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? Do you hear the people sing?
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? Singing the songs of angry men... ?
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Not any more, we don't.
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Your singing
is making me Tres Miserables.
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Ben, you're on Community Quest!
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All right!
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Ah! "Go directly to
the garden centre.
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"Do not pass goat.
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"Do not collect �208."
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Do not pass goat?
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Garden centre?
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Propertyopoly?
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Matthew, why don't you ever buy
the real versions of board games?
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You're just gutted I beat you
at Munching, Munching Manatees.
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We always have a board game marathon
on a bank holiday weekend.
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It's tradition.
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Yay!
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And I always listen to the
Les Mis soundtrack. It's tradition.
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Yay!
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And I always get drunk.
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It's an addiction.
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Yay!
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I'm just not sure that playing board
games brings out your best side.
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Shut up, you dick!
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I'm about to rip off my best friend.
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Ben, my drinky pal,
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that tram station you
own is worth �200.
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I'm prepared to buy
it from you for �200
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and most of a can of strong cider.
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Ben, don't do it. He's tricking you.
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Absolutely!
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Pure profit, sucker!
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Ha! Now I own all the tram stations.
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Who's the sucker now, sucker?
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And if you don't like it then leave.
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Only not buy tram,
because I own all the trams!
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Well, it's a good thing
I'm walking home, then.
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But, Rachel, we've only been playing
for three hours. It's about to get really interesting.
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Yeah! Did you not hear?
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I own all the trams.
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What is that smell?
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It's the new fragrance I've created.
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It smells like...
...mouldy chops.
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It is!
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It's not a journey.
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Mystery shrouds love.
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Love conquers secrets.
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Scissors beats paper.
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Mouldy Chops No. 1...
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from Abattoir!
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I'm definitely going.
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We've got a big bank holiday
planned.
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Andrew's work is taking us on
a murder-mystery weekend.
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It's period.
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Gross!
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Murder-mystery weekend? Why bother,
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when you can stay here and play
Do You Have Any Clue Who Got Murdered
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With What By Whom In What Room
In The Big House?
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I actually want to go.
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A weekend away with Andrew,
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fancy dress,
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four-poster beds,
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fantasy scenarios -
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it's gonna be...
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fun!
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It'll be bullshit.
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Well said, Ben.
That's what it'll be.
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A big bull taking a big shit
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in a big mansion
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already full of bullshit.
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Sounds to me like somebody's
jealous.
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Why would I be jealous?
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I own all the trams!
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Come on, Ben.
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I've told you a million times - you
don't catch a cold from being cold.
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Can't be too careful.
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I've already got a scratchy throat.
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That's another thing.
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Scratchy throat! It's not a scratchy
throat. You've not scratched it.
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Aw, leave it, Matthew.
It's bad science.
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Look, now Rachel's gone,
we can't play Propertyopoly.
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I propose we play that knockoff
version of Twister.
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I am not playing Fister with you.
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I'm up for it.
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But I'm gonna need more beers.
Have we got any money?
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Don't worry, Ben.
I've got a �500 note.
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Real money, Tom.
Sorry, Ben, I'm skint.
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We'll just get some money
out the joint account?
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The joint account?
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But that's strictly for rent and
bills. And schemes.
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We never withdraw from the joint
account.
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Come on, dude.
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It is a bank holiday weekend.
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Hoo-hoo!
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OK. "Enter PIN". Ready?
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And the final digit?
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Three!
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Right, how much are we
gonna take out?
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A fiver.
That's not enough.
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We're gonna need a bigger float.
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50, then.
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That's too much.
What are you talking about?
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I'll do it.
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I'll sort it out.
No, there's nothing wrong...
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What does the advice slip say?
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It says we should stop being
friends.
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Give it here.
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�5,000?!
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Unauthorised withdrawal.
There's five grand here!
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We're rich!
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We're not rich. This money isn't
ours. We've got to put it back immediately.
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I'll push it back in.
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That's not how cashpoints work, Ben.
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Nor's this usually, Matthew.
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Five grand!
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That's nearly six grand!
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Well, well, well. Let's see how this
situation evolves.
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Evolves?
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You know? Cos I'm Charles Darwin.
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Theory of evolution?
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No?
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Google me.
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In fact, hashtag Charles Darwin.
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Let's get me trending!
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This is a disaster.
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First chance, it's going back.
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Absolutely. Good plan.
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Before it does go back,
can I borrow maybe, say...
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all of it?
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What for?
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Launching your own fragrance
is an expensive business.
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I'm not gonna be the
person you want me to be any more.
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I'm gonna smell like chops!
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No! Overdraft fees,
late fines... I'm gonna be sick.
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Calm down, Matthew.
We'll just take it back tomorrow.
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But it's a bank holiday,
and you know what that means!
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Board game marathon!
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Drink!
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And music!
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No!
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The bank holiday means we can't give
this back until Tuesday,
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so until then, we cannot afford
to spend a penny of this money.
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Whenever we get involved with money,
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it always leads to trouble.
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My servants, I have returned.
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I entrusted you each
with a share of my money.
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I call upon you
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to reveal the outcome of
my investment.
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Master, I put your money to work.
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I bought, I sold, I invested.
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I can return it to you twofold.
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Commendable work, my servant.
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Master, I buried your money in the
ground.
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I can return it to you.
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I'm disappointed in you...
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but you shall live.
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Master!
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I didn't realise we had to give it
back.
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Sorry?
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Hang on, that didn't happen to us.
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No, I think that's from the Bible.
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We must have flashed back too far.
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Let's get some rest.
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We'll sort this out in the morning.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna keep the money in my room,
make sure no-one touches it.
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But if it's in your room
then you could touch it.
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I won't be touching it.
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No, cos we're gonna be there
to make sure you're not touching it.
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Can't I just go to my room
and...touch it?
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All right, change of plan.
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We're all gonna stay here
in the front room with the money.
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You guys get some sleep.
I'll keep first watch.
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Brilliant.
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And call my bookie.
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Ben, don't fall asleep!
That's exactly what he wants.
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Ow.
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It's exactly what I want too.
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All three of us must stay awake
for the entire night.
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All night?
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But we've not done that since...
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I know.
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Last Wednesday.
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Late-night BBC Two is incredible.
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That little sign language
lady is so fit.
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Oh, so fit.
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The stuff she can do with her hands.
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If I could spend just
one night with her,
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I'd put her hands down my pants
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and just start talking.
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Oh, yeah!
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Who's that?
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I ordered takeaway.
When?
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During the flashback.
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If we're gonna be staying up all
night
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making sure no-one
spends this money,
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we're gonna need some food.
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Some food?
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Ben, there's tons!
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Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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This must have cost a fortune.
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I am so... ...angry!
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Ben, we're supposed to
not be spending money.
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Well, you know the old expression...
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You've gotta spend money
to not spend money.
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That's not an expression.
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We need to invest.
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Every minute that this cash is
out of the account, it's losing interest.
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I know how it feels.
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Good one, Ben. Pop it in the book.
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Another classic slam.
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What I'm saying is, we should take
this money and float it.
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I'll run the bath.
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Ah...
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On the stock market.
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Look, now is not the time
to think about investing.
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All right, well,
let's talk about it in the morning, when we'll have nice, clear heads
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after a long night of black coffee
and not sleeping.
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Dow Jones! NASDAQ!
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Kumquat!
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We're buzzing!
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One more time. We buy low!
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We sell high!
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We feel low!
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We get high!
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Ben, what about the FTSE 100?
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Here's a list of 100 people
I've played footsie with.
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Matthew, the bond valuation?
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Brosnan!
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And finally, the Stock Exchange!
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I've got beef.
I've got chicken.
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I've got veg.
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It's all gravy!
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Now, let's hit the City
where it hurts.
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Of course the Stock Exchange was
closed.
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It's a bank holiday.
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I just wish we'd realised
before we bought these suits.
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Not to mention a visit to that strip
club.
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You have to unwind
after a hard day in the City.
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I just can't believe
I didn't make more in tips.
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I gave those punters my best moves.
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The money's nearly gone.
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Worry not, shareholders.
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Thanks to a little flutter I've
taken,
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we've not yet reached
the last chance saloon.
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We're on the home straight,
and Last Chance Saloon
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is working his way through the field.
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Last Chance Saloon wins!
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A very happy day for anyone
who bet on Last Chance Saloon.
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Ahh. I wish I'd bet on
Last Chance Saloon.
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Hey, but don't worry.
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Our horse could still place.
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My bookie, Aggressive Gary,
said he was a sure-fire winner.
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All the horses
are safely over the finish line,
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all except for Sure-Fire Winner,
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who has been shot.
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Oh.
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'And it's the first time
in all my years in the sport'
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'that I've ever seen a horse shoot
himself.'
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Well, maybe Aggressive Gary
will give you a bit of time
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before you have to pay him back.
264
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:24,567
Do you know what?
265
00:14:24,567 --> 00:14:27,647
He's a lot less aggressive
than his name suggests.
266
00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:36,647
Still, he's nicer than my bookie -
267
00:14:36,647 --> 00:14:38,487
Passive-Aggressive Gary.
268
00:14:38,487 --> 00:14:42,327
That last text he sent me
really cut me to the quick.
269
00:14:42,327 --> 00:14:45,007
There's gonna be no more spending.
270
00:14:45,007 --> 00:14:48,767
We're gonna look after what's left
of this money the old-fashioned way.
271
00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:50,167
Bury it in the ground.
272
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:54,927
That way, no matter what happens,
273
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,607
we can stop spending money like
water.
274
00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:10,607
Whoo!
275
00:15:10,607 --> 00:15:12,807
Emergency plumbers are pricey.
276
00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:17,047
Still, it was good of him to come
out on a bank holiday weekend.
277
00:15:18,327 --> 00:15:22,407
I even tipped him
a free bottle of Mouldy Chops.
278
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,727
This has been a terrible day.
279
00:15:29,727 --> 00:15:31,687
How much money do we have left?
280
00:15:33,927 --> 00:15:36,047
�100.
281
00:15:36,047 --> 00:15:37,207
Is that all?
282
00:15:37,207 --> 00:15:39,247
Well, this money-counting machine
cost 500.
283
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,167
How can we only have �100?
284
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,287
If that five grand's not back in our
account by Tuesday, we're screwed.
285
00:15:45,287 --> 00:15:47,807
We'll earn it back.
We're entrepreneurs.
286
00:15:47,807 --> 00:15:48,967
Yeah.
287
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,647
Bank holiday's not over yet.
288
00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:52,407
There's still one day more.
289
00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:57,527
D'you know what, guys?
290
00:15:57,527 --> 00:15:58,607
You're right.
291
00:16:03,287 --> 00:16:06,047
? One day more
292
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:08,207
? Another day, another destiny
293
00:16:09,247 --> 00:16:11,687
? This never-ending road to Calvary
294
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,767
? These men who seem to know my crime
295
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:17,727
? Will surely come a second time
one day more
296
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,287
? I did not live until today
297
00:16:22,687 --> 00:16:27,087
? How can I live when we are parted?
298
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,327
? One day more
299
00:16:29,327 --> 00:16:35,127
? Tomorrow you'll be worlds away
300
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:40,447
? And yet with you my world has
started
301
00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:43,847
? One more day all on my own...
302
00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:45,487
The phone.
303
00:16:45,487 --> 00:16:46,887
You'd better get it.
304
00:16:50,367 --> 00:16:51,767
Hello?
305
00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,927
Oh, hey, Rachel.
Can we borrow five grand?
306
00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:55,287
What?!
307
00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,447
Nothing. How's the murder-mystery
weekend?
308
00:16:57,447 --> 00:16:59,847
It's bullshit, Matthew.
309
00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:02,447
I've been given the role
of scullery maid,
310
00:17:02,447 --> 00:17:05,287
and they've actually made me
peel spuds and scrub floors.
311
00:17:05,287 --> 00:17:07,407
You guys were right.
312
00:17:07,407 --> 00:17:11,847
Just a bunch of people in shit
costumes, asking shit questions,
313
00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,807
and I'm in a shit single room
away from my boyfriend
314
00:17:14,807 --> 00:17:17,247
because he is lord
of the shitting manor.
315
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,247
I'm all by my shitting self
316
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,327
and at midnight,
I've got to serve shitting cocktails
317
00:17:22,327 --> 00:17:24,287
and guess who's shitting done it!
318
00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:25,567
Is Rachel enjoying herself?
319
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,047
Hard to tell.
320
00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:30,207
Tell her the chauffeur did it.
321
00:17:30,207 --> 00:17:32,527
Yep, it's usually the chauffeur.
322
00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,807
The guys on the sofa
reckon it's the chauffeur.
323
00:17:34,807 --> 00:17:37,287
Oh, I'd love that.
324
00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:39,767
He's this horrible guy
from Andrew's IT department.
325
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,127
Kept making pervy comments
326
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,207
about getting me
in the back of his Roller.
327
00:17:43,207 --> 00:17:46,647
Oh, I hope he did it
and I hope they shitting hang him.
328
00:17:47,847 --> 00:17:50,807
To top it all off,
this mansion is freezing,
329
00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:52,287
I feel like I'm getting a cold.
330
00:17:52,287 --> 00:17:54,127
I've got a really scratchy throat.
331
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:56,327
Rachel, that's bad science. It's...
332
00:17:58,687 --> 00:17:59,727
She's gone.
333
00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:05,687
I'm tired. How late is it?
334
00:18:08,807 --> 00:18:11,127
Ooh. Pretty late.
335
00:18:11,127 --> 00:18:12,767
Let's get some rest.
336
00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:15,487
Tomorrow we'll use
our business brains.
337
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:16,687
Nighty-night.
338
00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:23,247
Hey.
339
00:18:24,967 --> 00:18:26,207
What time do you clock off?
340
00:18:29,647 --> 00:18:30,687
Fair enough.
341
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,487
TomMatthewBen?
342
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:42,687
And BenTomMatthew?
343
00:18:46,487 --> 00:18:50,727
Well, we've reached a stalemate
on the company name...
344
00:18:50,727 --> 00:18:53,047
but we're all agreed
on the company logo.
345
00:18:56,007 --> 00:18:58,247
An eagle fucking the world.
346
00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:02,047
Now we need to find a way...
347
00:19:02,047 --> 00:19:07,447
to turn this �100 into 5,000.
348
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,487
Yes, Ben?
How about...
349
00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:10,927
we break for lunch?
350
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,247
We had lunch ten minutes ago.
351
00:19:13,247 --> 00:19:15,047
Lunch 2: The Sequel.
352
00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:21,287
Come on, guys. We need a clear,
simple business idea.
353
00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:24,447
Yes, Ben? Lunch 3: Lunch Hard With A
Vengeance.
354
00:19:25,727 --> 00:19:27,847
Keep your ears peeled
for a business opportunity
355
00:19:27,847 --> 00:19:29,087
and grab it with both hands.
356
00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,487
Oh.
357
00:19:34,487 --> 00:19:35,727
Oh, that's a shame.
358
00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:38,727
That was the plumber.
359
00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:43,007
Apparently, Mouldy Chops smelt so
bad, he poured it down the sink.
360
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,407
Oh.
361
00:19:44,407 --> 00:19:46,687
Wait! There's more.
362
00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:48,687
He said it unblocked his sink
363
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,727
faster than any sink unblocker he
uses as a professional plumber
364
00:19:52,727 --> 00:19:56,887
and he'd pay �10 a bottle
for a bulk order.
365
00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:58,807
He said all that in two seconds?
366
00:20:00,047 --> 00:20:02,327
Must have been talking pretty quick.
367
00:20:05,887 --> 00:20:08,207
Classic slam.
368
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:14,127
I guess I'd better take all 500
bottles and throw them away.
369
00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:18,167
Right, back to the business plan.
370
00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:23,447
We need to think of something that we
have that other people might need or want...
371
00:20:25,367 --> 00:20:26,727
Hmm...
372
00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:34,207
How about we remarket Tom's
fragrance as a sink unblocker
373
00:20:34,207 --> 00:20:35,687
and make all our money back?
374
00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:39,407
Don't think that's gonna work!
375
00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:42,607
Hello? MatthewTomBen Ltd.
376
00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:44,767
You heard we've got a product
that unblocks sinks?
377
00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:47,887
Hello, TomMatthewBen Incorporated!
378
00:20:47,887 --> 00:20:50,247
Yes, we specialise in sink
unblocker.
379
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:56,367
Hello, BenTomMatthew plc.
How powerful is our sink unblocker?
380
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:59,807
More powerful
than an eagle fucking the world!
381
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:13,567
Well, that's the last batch
of Mouldy Chops Sink Unblocker sold.
382
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:16,007
To Aggressive Gary of all people.
383
00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:28,607
Still...
384
00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,967
...we've got our five grand back.
385
00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,247
Yay!
386
00:21:37,327 --> 00:21:41,167
All we have to do now
is make sure we look after it.
387
00:21:42,447 --> 00:21:43,807
Fine.
388
00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:48,007
We'll take this five grand and split
it three ways, which is...
389
00:21:50,087 --> 00:21:51,367
...a third each.
390
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:53,807
Deal?
391
00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:54,967
Deal.
392
00:21:58,007 --> 00:22:00,487
We agreed to dividing the money.
393
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,887
Did we really have
to divide the flat?
394
00:22:05,047 --> 00:22:07,767
I can't trust either of you
around my share of the money.
395
00:22:07,767 --> 00:22:10,127
You two stay in your sections,
I'll stay in mine.
396
00:22:15,087 --> 00:22:17,647
What's the matter,
Matthew? No chairs?
397
00:22:18,727 --> 00:22:25,167
Well, you can always rent one
off me for, say, �90.
398
00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:27,607
�90 for a chair?!
I'm not gonna stand for that!
399
00:22:28,967 --> 00:22:31,367
That's exactly what you're gonna do.
400
00:22:32,527 --> 00:22:33,887
Ben.
401
00:22:33,887 --> 00:22:36,087
I'm looking to expand.
402
00:22:36,087 --> 00:22:37,967
How about I buy...
403
00:22:37,967 --> 00:22:42,487
that strip of floor for, say, mm...
404
00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,047
�200...
405
00:22:45,087 --> 00:22:48,527
...and some of a can
of strong cider?
406
00:22:48,527 --> 00:22:51,607
Ben, don't do it, he's tricking
you! Absolutely!
407
00:22:51,607 --> 00:22:53,607
Pure profit, sucker!
408
00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:57,767
Now I own the route to the kitchen.
409
00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:59,167
That's not fair!
410
00:22:59,167 --> 00:23:02,567
I'll grant you access,
but it'll cost you, say...
411
00:23:02,567 --> 00:23:04,447
�50 a pop.
412
00:24:51,247 --> 00:24:55,007
Ben, you don't have to do this.
You could just let me go.
413
00:24:55,007 --> 00:24:58,367
I can't, Matthew. I'm in debt to
Tom.
414
00:24:58,367 --> 00:24:59,607
I'm his slave now.
415
00:24:59,607 --> 00:25:03,607
Look at what has become of our home,
our land, our birthright.
416
00:25:03,607 --> 00:25:05,167
But it doesn't have to be this way!
417
00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:07,407
I'm appealing to you, the masses.
418
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,967
Masses? I've lost weight!
419
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,207
The workers.
420
00:25:12,207 --> 00:25:15,007
You are definitely
talking to the wrong guy.
421
00:25:15,007 --> 00:25:17,287
Was Gandhi the wrong guy?
422
00:25:17,287 --> 00:25:20,047
No.
Was Che Guevara the wrong guy?
423
00:25:20,047 --> 00:25:23,727
No!
Was Mel Gibson the wrong guy?
424
00:25:23,727 --> 00:25:25,407
Yes.
425
00:25:25,407 --> 00:25:26,847
In Braveheart?
426
00:25:26,847 --> 00:25:28,167
No!
427
00:25:28,167 --> 00:25:31,087
Together we can rise up
against the tyranny of Tom.
428
00:25:31,087 --> 00:25:33,167
Together we can reclaim the flat.
429
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:36,287
We can throw off the shackles
of our own servitude.
430
00:25:36,287 --> 00:25:39,447
We must sing, we must fight,
we must cry out,
431
00:25:39,447 --> 00:25:43,567
"Liberte! Egalite! Fraternite!"
432
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:46,887
"Bank holiday!"
433
00:25:51,447 --> 00:25:54,447
Vive la revolution!
434
00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:57,887
Bourgeois scum!
435
00:25:57,887 --> 00:26:03,127
You peasants won't best me.
I am the 1%!
436
00:26:04,967 --> 00:26:07,767
Since this money came along
you've changed.
437
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,687
We all changed.
438
00:26:09,687 --> 00:26:12,007
I haven't changed in weeks.
439
00:26:12,007 --> 00:26:14,247
Ben, grab the money.
440
00:26:14,247 --> 00:26:16,287
Sir, yes, sir!
441
00:26:16,287 --> 00:26:17,487
You know what to do!
442
00:26:17,487 --> 00:26:19,687
Sir... Do I, sir?
443
00:26:19,687 --> 00:26:22,687
We are here to fan
the flames of revolution.
444
00:26:22,687 --> 00:26:24,807
Sir, yes, sir!
445
00:26:27,527 --> 00:26:30,647
The money!
446
00:26:37,127 --> 00:26:39,367
You just set fire to five grand!
447
00:26:39,367 --> 00:26:41,607
He started talking about flames!
448
00:26:41,607 --> 00:26:43,487
The flames were a metaphor!
449
00:26:43,487 --> 00:26:45,447
A meta for what?
450
00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:49,127
You are a terrible slave.
451
00:26:49,127 --> 00:26:50,407
And you bought all that food.
452
00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:52,287
And that money counting machine!
453
00:26:52,287 --> 00:26:55,647
Hold on, I'm supposed to be on my
side!
454
00:26:55,647 --> 00:26:57,327
You can't even argue properly!
455
00:26:57,327 --> 00:26:59,287
And, FYI...
456
00:26:59,287 --> 00:27:02,007
most of your slams,
they aren't even classic!
457
00:27:05,647 --> 00:27:07,287
That's...it!
458
00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:17,767
I understand we may have been
a bit harsh on you, Ben.
459
00:27:17,767 --> 00:27:21,727
And, to your credit, you have built
a really impressive guillotine.
460
00:27:24,207 --> 00:27:25,487
Any last words?
461
00:27:25,487 --> 00:27:26,847
Yes!
462
00:27:26,847 --> 00:27:29,167
"The slave begins by demanding
justice
463
00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,887
"and ends wanting to wear a crown."
464
00:27:31,887 --> 00:27:34,647
Also, I may have shit myself.
465
00:27:36,847 --> 00:27:39,767
Prepare to meet the man upstairs.
466
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:42,407
Oh, not the guy from Flat 19?!
467
00:27:42,407 --> 00:27:44,447
No! I'm gonna kill you!
468
00:27:49,007 --> 00:27:50,207
Matthew?
469
00:27:50,207 --> 00:27:51,447
Rachel!
470
00:27:51,447 --> 00:27:54,967
Ugh, this always happens
when you three play board games.
471
00:27:56,927 --> 00:28:00,047
Listen, I have the
most incredible news.
472
00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:02,087
I was the only one
who guessed the murderer,
473
00:28:02,087 --> 00:28:05,527
so I won all the
prize money. Ten grand!
474
00:28:05,527 --> 00:28:07,167
Turns out, it was the chauffeur.
475
00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:08,447
We told you.
476
00:28:08,447 --> 00:28:10,967
Which is why
I'm gonna give half of it to you.
477
00:28:10,967 --> 00:28:12,607
We can pay back the money!
478
00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,327
We're saved!
479
00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:15,367
Yay!
480
00:28:15,367 --> 00:28:16,927
Yay!
481
00:28:52,508 --> 00:28:57,058
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