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Radio Host >> It'll be
no surprise to any of our
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listeners that the Explosive
Playmaker of the Week is...
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Cody Stenhammer.
[ground rumbles and shakes]
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Here's a young man, six foot
three, 245 pounds who can
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run down the fastest receiver
and still take hits
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from the biggest linemen.
This guy's an opposing
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coach's nightmare.
He's fast, he's strong,
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he's unstoppable.
The only thing between
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Cody Stenhammer
and the Hall of Fame
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is Cody Stenhammer.
[ground rumbles]
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He's going to have a lot
of things coming at him now.
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People know he's...
[whomp!]
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[workman] >> HUH!
[whoosh]
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[loud frantic panting]
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Oop!
Oof!
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[loud rumbles]
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UH!
ARGGHGHHH...
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[man screams]
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[SLURP]
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***
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***
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***
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Mr. Stockley >> Don, that's all
very helpful information, Don.
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In fact, Don, I think we're
dialoging really well here, Don.
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Jake >> So why is Mr. Stockley
talking like that?
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>> He went to a Super
Persuasion Techniques
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seminar last weekend.
Felix >> He was telling us
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about it.
It's like, say the guy's name
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a lot or talk about how good
your conversation's going.
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>> Sounds kind of dumb.
Does it work?
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>> I wasn't really listening.
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>> So what kind of monster
are we looking for, Felix?
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>> We'll have to check the data
before we can say for certain
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but it's definitely
a Class One Burrower.
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>> But I'll call Animal Control,
Don and we'll get it
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all taken care of.
You mind if I borrow
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your pen, Don?
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[click, click]
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>> Hey, guys.
It's time for the snark.
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>> The who?
>> The snark.
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Don't you think it's weird that
we're surrounded by monsters
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but no one ever remembers
seeing one?
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>> I wanted to ask about that.
>> It's a snark!
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Its song erases memories.
Put in your earplugs.
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>> Okay, girl,
go ahead and sing.
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* [ethereal] *
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[laughter]
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>> Well, Don, sorry your friend
went to Mexico and left you
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with all this work.
Thanks for the tour, Don.
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Highly educational.
Right, guys?
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Felix >> I learned so much.
Hayley >> Oh, thank you.
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It was a blast.
>> Any time.
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[school bell rings]
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[Felix grunts]
>> Yeah...no.
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>> Still not seeing it, man.
>> Because it grows in blonde
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like a surfer.
Trust me, it's there.
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Jake >> Hey, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
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What's up?
>> Felix ID'd our monster.
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>> Mongolian Death Worm,
exactly what I suspected.
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>> Dang.
>> Precisely.
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Big and deadly.
>> Hey, it's blind but very
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sensitive to vibrations.
It was probably attracted
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to the jackhammer.
>> So maybe we can
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set a trap for it.
>> Dude, I had the same thought.
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We're like,
completely in sync.
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>> Hey, whatever we do,
it's got to be fast.
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>> Senior Shakedown.
The Death Worm likes to dance?
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>> No.
It's tonight and the thumping
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from the speakers will be
like a Death Worm magnet.
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>> Luring it to a buffet table
full of delicious seniors.
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>> So, I guess we'll have to
sneak in since we're freshmen.
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>> Oh no, we're already going.
Brad Johnson asked me
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last week.
It's our first date so I really
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want it to be special.
My dress is totally stunning
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and it's...
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>> What about you?
I thought all seniors hate you.
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>> I know, and I've tried
everything, riddles,
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magic tricks...
I make funny lyrics
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to popular songs
and they still hate me.
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What don't they
like about this?
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Huh? Rubber pencil.
>> Give me that.
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Felix >> No.
>> Then what are you
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doing there?
Felix >> I'm setting up
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the audio equipment
with the A.V. Club.
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It's pretty sweet since we get
all the discarded refreshments.
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Hayley >> If we don't destroy
this Death Worm first,
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he'll have to go, too,
which means...
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you need a date.
>> Yeah, right.
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>> Who's going to ask me
to the Senior Shakedown.
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Student >> Hey, everybody,
here she comes!
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[voices shout]
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>> Brittany Ledbetter's free.
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***
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>> We're getting this worm
before the dance.
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So this is your
great invention?
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Felix >> Sometimes greatness
comes from seeing the ordinary
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in a fresh way.
Hayley >> Yeah, then
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attaching explosives.
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Jake >> You're sure
your Mom won't mind us
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blowing up her washing machine?
>> She says she wants me
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to play outside more.
She can't have it both ways.
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What!
>> Okay, Jake, look.
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When Felix and I get back
to the Battle Cruisers,
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turn the machine on
and then run back.
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When the worm goes
for the vibrations,
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Felix will blow it up by remote.
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***
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>> Wait!
How come I have to turn it on?
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Hayley >> You're still
the new guy!
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[clickety click]
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[washing machine sloshes]
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Jake >> Whoo.
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It's not very loud, is it?
>> You didn't set it on
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spin cycle.
Have you never washed
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your own clothes?
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***
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[clickety click]
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>> Like that?
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[ground rumbles]
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>> Jake, come back!
Come back!
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[loud washing machine racket]
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>> What?
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***
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Oof!
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>> Freeze, Jake!
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No vibrations.
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***
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[whomp]
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[ground rumbles]
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>> Plug it in!
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[ground rumbles]
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Felix >> It's heading
toward the washing machine!
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>> Come on, come on, come on.
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[WHOMP!]
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NOW, FELIX!
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[boom]
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[splat]
[splat]
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[splat]
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Felix >> Ah ha, yes!
What did I tell you?
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Easy as pie.
>> You're sure it's dead?
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Hayley >> Hey, you know,
in science class, we cut up
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these earthworms but
pieces stayed alive.
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>> That's adorable, Hayley.
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[worm gurgles]
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But we're dealing with
a Mongolian Death Worm
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not a Nightcrawler.
>> Felix, I think you better...
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>> Shush.
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It's okay, Jake.
Just thank me for getting
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you out of the senior dance.
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[loud growls]
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Um...you can thank me later.
Ha.
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***
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Principal Nuss [on phone] >>
Why on earth would I want
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to postpone the Fall Fling?
Mr. Stockley >> Well, Barry...
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Nuss >> Principal Nuss.
>> But, Principal Nuss...right.
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Well, Principal Nuss, I'm sure
if you close your eyes
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and vision with me you'll
see that next week...
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Nuss >> This conversation
is over.
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Mr. Stockley >> This has
been a very dynamic
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interchange, Barry.
[dial tone]
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Principal Nuss?
[dial tone]
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One of the things that they
said to us in class is that
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persuasion isn't about results.
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It's about getting to results.
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Jake >> Wouldn't it be a lot
simpler if we just said,
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"Hey, if you don't postpone
this dance, monsters
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are probably going to eat
the entire graduating class."
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>> People can't handle
monsters that's why we say,
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we're in a Mime Club not
a Monster Hunting Troop.
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>> Yeah, and it's why
we have to use a Snark.
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>> Guys, we need to focus.
There are three Mongolian Death
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Worms loose and if we don't
destroy them tonight this
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whole town's in big trouble.
>> What about electricity?
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>> My thought exactly.
That's why we're best friends.
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>> What?
>> Hm! We'll fry them
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but we all need to be at
the dance to make this work.
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Hayley >> Yeah, which
means Jake needs a date.
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>> I can get a date,
no problem.
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>> This is a senior dance.
A senior needs to ask you.
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>> You know, I might be able
to find somebody for you.
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She won't be the smartest girl
or nice or even pleasant
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but she'll get you in the door.
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>> As great as that sounds,
maybe I can just sneak in
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with the A.V. Club.
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>> I might be able
to hook you up.
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Get it, hook you up?
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We make jokes like
that all the time.
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And, parody songs.
>> I can't.
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>> Look, I know it's
a high price to pay
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but you'll be saving lives.
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>> Fine.
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>> Welcome to the A.V. Club.
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>> Yay.
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Felix >> So guys, I know
there's been a lot of confusion
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about who my best friend is.
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I just thought -
full disclosure -
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you should probably know
it's Jake.
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[group] >> Huh?
Etienne >> No, Felix,
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I thought it was I.
>> Guys, it's okay,
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Felix belongs to everyone.
>> Jake...
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It's best they know.
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I like you all very much but
Jake and I have a special bond.
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>> We're in Mime Club.
>> You don't even
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look like a mime.
>> He's very good.
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>> Show us something then.
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>> Man in a box.
>> Seen it.
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Fail.
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Lamest mime I've ever seen.
Felix >> Come on, guys.
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This isn't why
I brought him here.
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Jake is very
passionate about audio.
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>> I am.
>> And video.
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>> Um-hum.
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>> I just thought it'd be nice
for him to help us work
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the senior dance tonight, huh?
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[everyone grumbles]
>> Ha ha...ha.
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Can I have a word
with you for a second?
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>> What?
[Etienne clears his throat]
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>> Are you mad?
It's the Senior Shakedown.
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If this noob messes up, the
seniors are going to kill us.
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>> He's not going to mess up.
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He's there to observe our work
and get us supplies and stuff.
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>> Cheese puffs?
>> I can get you cheese puffs.
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No problem.
>> Ha. Trick question.
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I'm allergic to cheese.
>> Come on, Etienne.
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>> Fine.
Jake can be the assistant.
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Jake >> Great.
Thanks.
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>> As long as he answers
this simple question.
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How do ground an 18g9 cable?
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***.
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>> No TV for a week.
[everyone groans]
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No?
>> Nice best friend, Felix.
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***
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Brittany >> You two, out!
Now!
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Jake >> Brittany, hi.
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There's something I really
wanted to ask you earlier.
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But I know it's probably
useless, and honestly,
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I won't be upset if you say no.
So whatever your first
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gut impulse is...
>> Hey, Jake wants to know
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if you'll take him
to the senior dance.
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>> You know, like I said,
if you have any doubts,
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I completely understand.
>> I accept.
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>> Yes!
Okay, bye, guys.
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See you later.
>> Um...Hayley.
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Brittany >> I'm not sure
what you're up to, but I have
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a feeling you're just using
me to get to this dance.
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>> What?
I...I would never.
250
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>> But I'm using you to get to
the dance, too, so it works out
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for both of us.
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>> Okay, good.
So I guess I'll see you tonight.
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>> Hang on...partner.
This is my senior dance.
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I want flowers.
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Nice ones.
>> Totally appropriate.
256
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,814
>> And you need
to comb your hair.
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>> Yes, I was going to.
>> And I want you to dress up.
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Make sure you're wearing this.
>> Really? Wow.
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Is there anything else?
>> Yes.
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I don't want people to think
I'm taking you because
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I'm desperate so you'd better
look like you're really
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into me tonight.
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>> Okay.
>> Okay what?
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>> Okay...
sir?
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00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,468
[sigh]
You'd better have a cuter
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nickname for me than that
by tonight.
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>> Whoo...
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>> So?
>> So I assumed the Mongolian
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Death Worm was going to
be the scariest thing at this
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dance but I guess not.
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Hayley >> All right,
are you guys ready?
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This is a dangerous mission.
>> Especially if I have
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to slow dance with Brittany.
>> Dude, I meant the worms.
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>> Just be careful in there.
Nobody get hurt tonight.
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Oh, and no dirty dancing.
I will suspend you.
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>> I still need to finish
wiring the speakers.
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Plus, I need to attach the
Tesla Amplifier with the mixing
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board so we can get enough
juice to cook those worms.
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I just wish we could stall
this dance for an hour.
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>> What if Hayley convinces
the DJ not to play anything
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too vibration heavy
until you're ready.
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>> But what about my date?
Brad needs attention, too.
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>> Let's try and keep Brad
from becoming worm food.
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Felix >> Right.
When the worms get here, I'll
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handle the fireworks, you guys
are in charge of crowd control.
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Scott >> Hey, hey.
Felix >> Hey, Scott.
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>> Tango 1-2-3,
come in, Nerd Base.
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I have located a female.
Request backup, over.
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>> That's, that's pretty good
but that's not really a toy.
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>> Nerd Base, come in.
This is Felix.
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I'm being harassed by a rad
dude named Scott who I think
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is really awesome!
>> Give it!
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Here you go.
Felix >> Thank you.
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>> Freshmen are WEESERS!
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Phlep.
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>> I hate seniors so much.
Brittany >> Hi.
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>> Oh, my gosh, Brittany,
you look beautiful.
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>> Isn't that what
you're supposed to say?
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00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,204
>> I was about to.
>> Yeah, yeah, come on.
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Let's light this candle.
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Hayley >> Yeah.
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* [slow music] *
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>> So...
the big dance.
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Good punch.
305
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:48,357
>> You will find, Herr Mueller,
that it's a punch with a kick.
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>> Did you just say,
"It's a punch with a kick?"
307
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,158
From, Fists of Fire Annual #15?
That's my favourite
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comic book, ever.
>> Mine, too.
309
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,466
Jake, I find there's two kinds
of people in this world.
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Those who love Fists of Fire
and those who are
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wasting their lives.
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00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:04,840
Brad >> Hey, freshman!
You see where Hayley went?
313
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>> Sorry, Brad,
I haven't seen her.
314
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>> Ah, useless.
>> Your disrespect grows
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tiresome, Fire Face.
>> Prepare for annihilation!
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[laughter]
317
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:21,216
>> Shouldn't we be dancing?
>> What issue is that from?
318
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,788
>> No.
Shouldn't we be dancing?
319
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:25,856
>> Oh.
Yeah.
320
00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,003
***
321
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,995
>> Come on, Etienne.
Just play a couple more
322
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smooth jazz songs.
>> Excuse me?
323
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,303
I have been entrusted with
a playlist specifically designed
324
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,298
to create peaks and valleys
in the dance emotion.
325
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,310
I can't just tamper
with it and ruin...
326
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:44,312
>> Etienne.
That's a French name, isn't it?
327
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,347
>> Indeed it is.
>> J'adore le francais.
328
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:51,654
***
329
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:54,848
>> M-maybe...one more slow one.
330
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:59,031
>> Merci, Etienne.
J'adore aussi le smooth jazz.
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[giggles]
332
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:08,399
***
333
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,738
>> Oh.
334
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,843
***
335
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,736
That, did not just happen.
336
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,849
>> Eek.
337
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,451
Scott...
Dude, I am so sorry.
338
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,424
I'm just representing
the A.V. Club, trying to please
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00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,953
the seniors with a truly
excellent dance experience.
340
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,824
>> As a representative
of the Senior Class,
341
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:31,158
this does not please me.
342
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,494
>> Maybe some more
nerd command jokes?
343
00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,500
>> Sorry, bud.
344
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,732
[feet shuffle]
345
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:40,467
Okay, here we go.
All right, you're going down.
346
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,543
Felix >> A.V. Club,
Code 25!
347
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,502
A.V. Club,
Code 25!
348
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,471
Scott, you don't know
what you're doing.
349
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,079
Scott >> Wow, that is snug.
Felix >> Are you an Eagle Scout?
350
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,409
Uh...Scott.
Scott, Scott, don't go.
351
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,448
Don't, don't go!
Scott! [click]
352
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,323
You need me!
[door slams]
353
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,382
I hate seniors.
354
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:01,620
* [slow music] *
355
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:08,658
[everybody complaining]
356
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,798
Etienne >> Are you sure
you like this stuff?
357
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:13,503
My parents don't
even listen to this.
358
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,936
>> What's going on?
>> Hey, hey, hey, Brad.
359
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,972
>> Why have you
been ignoring me?
360
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,965
>> She made me
plays this, okay?
361
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,937
I've never seen her before.
Please don't kill me.
362
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,938
>> You know what?
This music is terrible.
363
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:25,880
Put on something better.
I knew it was a mistake
364
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,875
asking a freshman to DJ.
365
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:30,747
>> She made me play it.
366
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,687
>> Oh, Brad...
367
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,123
Brad.
368
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,689
[sigh]
Why are boys such babies?
369
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,659
* [slow music] *
370
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,759
Jake >> So, because the
universe is folded like that,
371
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,831
the Centurion can travel
across space AND time.
372
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,570
Brit >> Oh, that makes sense.
Hey, would you ever consider
373
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,307
helping me write a comic book?
I've got a lot of ideas,
374
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,843
but I'm a terrible artist.
>> I've never collaborated
375
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,209
with anyone before
but I've never met anyone
376
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,549
who wanted to.
Yeah, why not?
377
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,724
>> Great.
Hey, what would you think of
378
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,153
a story about a group of high
school kids who hunt monsters
379
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,486
in their spare time?
380
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,055
>> Sounds kind of far-fetched
but I guess anything goes
381
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,388
in a comic book.
Brittany >> Yeah.
382
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:19,770
* [fast music] *
[crowd cheers]
383
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,772
Good!
That slow dancing was
384
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,074
making my hands sweaty.
>> Me, too.
385
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,711
[ground rumbles]
>> Did you hear something?
386
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,513
>> Um...would you
excuse me a minute?
387
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,046
***
388
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,010
You heard it, too?
>> Of course! Where's Felix?
389
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,051
>> I saw him working on the
speakers and then he was gone.
390
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,054
Felix >> Hello? Anyone there?
Please help.
391
00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,016
I'm in here.
I'm tied up.
392
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,517
Someone call Security.
Please!
393
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,560
Stupid seniors.
394
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,585
[sigh]
395
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,060
* [pulsing music] *
396
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:53,527
[crack, crack...]
397
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,970
[panicked shouting]
398
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:09,217
***
399
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,116
Hayley >> We've got
to calm them down!
400
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,988
Jake >> Got it!
[zap!]
401
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,259
[students scream]
402
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,362
Everybody stay calm!
403
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,394
>> Get next to the wall
and stand perfectly still.
404
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,230
>> This is just like
my comic book.
405
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,259
For real!
406
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:26,331
[background shouting]
407
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,369
>> There's no such thing
as Mime Club, is there?
408
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,235
>> Nope, not that I haven't
tried to get a real one going.
409
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:36,238
***
410
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,139
>> Whatever you're doing,
do it fast!
411
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,145
***
412
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,147
Etienne >> OH!
413
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,249
***
414
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,851
Felix >> Seniors!
We have some very dangerous
415
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,989
creatures beneath us.
They are immobilized by this
416
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,715
frequency but it's only
temporary.
417
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,401
Do as I say and
you'll all be safe.
418
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:59,272
No matter what happens,
stay away from the speakers.
419
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,232
Etienne >> Oh!
>> Now in a moment, I will
420
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,141
change the music and my
colleagues and I will
421
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,242
obliterate the worms.
422
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,135
I need you to put your
hands up in the air.
423
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,706
[puzzled voices murmur]
424
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,707
And wave them like
you just don't care.
425
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,822
[voices murmur]
426
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:19,822
Now say, "Freshmen rule".
All >> Freshmen rule.
427
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,756
>> Felix rocks.
All >> Felix rocks.
428
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,292
>> Just the ladies!
Ladies >> Felix rocks.
429
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,392
>> Felix!
430
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,860
>> Sorry.
Now, brace for impact.
431
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:33,069
[mingled voices]
432
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:43,242
***
433
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,510
[crash!]
[students shout]
434
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,919
[crash!]
435
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:52,821
***
436
00:20:52,919 --> 00:21:00,629
[monsters roar, students scream]
437
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:03,103
Etienne >> Do something, Felix!
438
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,665
[monsters roar]
439
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,665
[sssssttttt....!]
440
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,666
[boom]
441
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:21,354
Students >> Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
442
00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,351
Fe-lix! Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
443
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,686
Fe-lix! Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
444
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:36,695
[students cheers]
445
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:41,103
***
446
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,367
>> Wait, wait!
Do we have to snark them?
447
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,371
>> Well, I don't
want to do it either.
448
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,039
Principal Nuss just admitted he
should have postponed the dance
449
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,038
and that my suits
are better than his
450
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,710
but, rules are rules.
451
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,223
[crowd claps, cheers]
452
00:21:56,282 --> 00:21:58,152
Students >> Fe-lix! Fe-lix!
Fe-lix! Fe-lix!...
453
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,247
[electronic beeps]
454
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:06,487
* [ethereal] *
455
00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:16,235
>> It was a simple
plumbing leak.
456
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,607
Sorry it ruined the dance
but you all need to go home.
457
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:27,406
[students groan]
458
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,117
>> Ew.
459
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:34,152
>> Great, now I go back
to being plain old Felix.
460
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,060
Nobody will remember
what happened here today.
461
00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,133
>> I will.
462
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,131
>> I had a great time, too,
Brad.
463
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,733
And yes, I will go
out with you again.
464
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,430
>> That would be...great.
465
00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,935
[school bell rings]
466
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:57,613
***
467
00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:59,977
>> Brittany.
>> Yeah, what do you want?
468
00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,146
>> I just wanted
to give you this.
469
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,254
The new Fists of Fire.
My comic book guy gives them
470
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:07,146
to me a couple of days early.
>> Thanks.
471
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,989
>> See you around.
472
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:17,596
***
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