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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:11,739 - Hello, Chico. - Hello. 2 00:02:11,915 --> 00:02:13,212 I have a letter for you. 3 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,476 - There's two pesos due on it. - Then keep it. 4 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:17,381 But maybe somebody wants a room here. 5 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:20,284 Nobody ever wants a room here. 6 00:02:20,490 --> 00:02:22,617 - Who is it from? - It's from the United States. 7 00:02:22,792 --> 00:02:25,989 - Someplace called Boston. - Boston? 8 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:28,630 Boston! Give it to me. Here. 9 00:02:28,798 --> 00:02:31,062 Here. Give it to me. Boston. 10 00:02:39,542 --> 00:02:40,668 Fernando. 11 00:02:41,444 --> 00:02:43,071 Rosita. 12 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:44,645 Fernando. 13 00:02:44,814 --> 00:02:47,908 Rosita, a letter from Boston. 14 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,552 Must be from Ricardo, the chief's son. 15 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,247 Fernando, letter. Must be the little one. 16 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,791 But, hey... But who can read it? 17 00:02:57,961 --> 00:03:00,293 - Pepito. Pepito, he can read. - Pepito. 18 00:03:00,463 --> 00:03:01,930 Pepito. Pepito. 19 00:03:02,098 --> 00:03:03,395 Pepito. Pepito. 20 00:03:03,566 --> 00:03:04,760 Pepito. Pepito. 21 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,595 Pepito. Pepito. 22 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,631 Here I am. 23 00:03:08,872 --> 00:03:12,239 Please. Here, Pepito. 24 00:03:12,408 --> 00:03:15,309 If you can read this for me, a whole peso for you. 25 00:03:15,478 --> 00:03:16,843 Read. 26 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:20,310 "Dear, Chico, my father's old friend. 27 00:03:20,483 --> 00:03:24,010 How nice of you to invite me to come out to California... 28 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:26,018 ...the home of my childhood. 29 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:29,454 I am sorry to hear that business has been bad... 30 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,491 ...but please stop worrying. 31 00:03:31,661 --> 00:03:33,686 I know that I can help you. 32 00:03:33,863 --> 00:03:36,331 There is a school right here in Boston... 33 00:03:36,499 --> 00:03:41,163 ...that teaches nothing but how to manage a business like father's. 34 00:03:41,337 --> 00:03:43,498 For years, I have been studying. 35 00:03:43,673 --> 00:03:45,937 I am leaving at once to join you. 36 00:03:46,109 --> 00:03:50,705 Together we'll run the business and turn it into a great success. 37 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,848 Ever yours, Ricardo. " 38 00:03:53,283 --> 00:03:56,844 You hear that? In Boston they teach you how to be a bandit. 39 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,817 You can learn it in a school. 40 00:03:59,555 --> 00:04:03,082 When we're back in business again we're gonna be bandits once more. 41 00:04:03,259 --> 00:04:06,194 We'll ride and rob and be rich and famous. 42 00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:09,559 Fernando, my horse. Get my horse. Quick. I gotta tell the men. 43 00:04:17,373 --> 00:04:19,432 Ol�, Pablo. 44 00:04:21,144 --> 00:04:22,634 Come on. 45 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,520 Pedro. 46 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,352 Ol�. 47 00:04:36,859 --> 00:04:38,190 Esteban. 48 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:41,693 Come on. 49 00:04:58,481 --> 00:05:01,006 Amigos. Amigos. 50 00:05:01,184 --> 00:05:02,617 Hey. 51 00:05:03,486 --> 00:05:06,284 Look what I have been keeping for our new chief. 52 00:05:06,456 --> 00:05:10,483 A beautiful picture of his father, a real likeness. 53 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,852 Oh! 54 00:05:14,163 --> 00:05:15,630 How proud his son will be. 55 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:17,060 And why not? 56 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,793 In the whole history of California... 57 00:05:19,969 --> 00:05:23,769 ...never has there been such a reward for a bandit. Never. 58 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:27,432 Do you know what they are offering for the head of Dirty Danilo? 59 00:05:27,610 --> 00:05:29,510 - No. - Five hundred pesos. 60 00:05:29,679 --> 00:05:31,806 - And that's too much. - Sure it's too much. 61 00:05:31,981 --> 00:05:33,471 Where are you going to hang him? 62 00:05:33,649 --> 00:05:36,482 Please, let us not use that word. 63 00:05:38,021 --> 00:05:40,251 The boy will be just like him. 64 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:42,653 Wait and see. 65 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:48,321 Chico, Chico, look. 66 00:05:48,498 --> 00:05:49,965 Ricardo's arriving. 67 00:05:50,466 --> 00:05:52,661 He rides like the devil. 68 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:56,633 How he rides. 69 00:05:56,806 --> 00:05:58,137 Just like his father. 70 00:06:02,745 --> 00:06:04,645 What a leader he will make. 71 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:07,374 Come, everyone, let us greet him. 72 00:06:09,652 --> 00:06:11,142 Manuel, bring the music. 73 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,220 - Come on. Hurry up. Come on, muchachos. 74 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:17,153 Everybody, come on. Let us give him a welcome of a hero. 75 00:06:17,326 --> 00:06:19,191 Come on, everybody. 76 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,280 How do you do? 77 00:06:45,755 --> 00:06:49,714 L... I'm terribly sorry. I haven't known the horse very long and I... 78 00:06:50,426 --> 00:06:55,420 And I'm terribly sorry that I messed up the furniture. 79 00:06:55,598 --> 00:06:58,590 - This is a very nice place you've got here. - Yes. 80 00:06:58,768 --> 00:07:01,669 - And who is that? - That is the Kissing Bandit. 81 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,068 - The Kissing Bandit. - Your father. 82 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,435 It's my father, the Kissing... 83 00:07:06,609 --> 00:07:09,703 My father, the Kissing Bandit? 84 00:07:09,879 --> 00:07:12,507 - Of course. - My father... 85 00:07:22,625 --> 00:07:24,855 Where...? Where am I? 86 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,091 What happened? 87 00:07:28,264 --> 00:07:30,960 Little one, you fainted. 88 00:07:31,767 --> 00:07:33,826 I fainted? - No. No, no, don't worry. 89 00:07:34,003 --> 00:07:35,061 Don't worry, Ricardo. 90 00:07:35,238 --> 00:07:38,901 I am Chico, your old friend, remember? 91 00:07:39,175 --> 00:07:41,837 Oh, yeah. Hello. 92 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:45,771 Chico... 93 00:07:45,948 --> 00:07:49,179 ...what you said about my father, he did own the inn, didn't he? 94 00:07:49,352 --> 00:07:50,580 He was an innkeeper, wasn't he? 95 00:07:50,753 --> 00:07:51,947 Shh, shh, shh. 96 00:07:53,289 --> 00:07:57,225 Didn't you ever hear about him doing something else? 97 00:07:57,793 --> 00:07:59,454 Oh. 98 00:07:59,829 --> 00:08:02,855 Yes, I heard he had a little sideline. 99 00:08:03,032 --> 00:08:04,590 Mm. Mm-hm. 100 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:10,164 You mean, the little sideline was being a bandit? 101 00:08:10,339 --> 00:08:13,866 No, the little sideline was being an innkeeper. 102 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:17,206 The main thing was being a bandit. 103 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,848 Oh, my. 104 00:08:20,483 --> 00:08:22,644 Oh, me. 105 00:08:22,818 --> 00:08:24,718 Son of a bandit. 106 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:26,218 That's terrible. 107 00:08:26,389 --> 00:08:29,017 But you're not the son of just a bandit. 108 00:08:29,192 --> 00:08:33,356 You're the son of the Kissing Bandit, the greatest bandit in all California. 109 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:35,292 Big thing. 110 00:08:39,068 --> 00:08:41,662 Tell me, when you answered my letter... 111 00:08:41,837 --> 00:08:44,567 ...when you said you wanted to take your father's place... 112 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:47,709 ...you meant you wanted to be an innkeeper? 113 00:08:47,877 --> 00:08:49,674 Of course. 114 00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:51,972 Chico, I know all about the hotel business. 115 00:08:52,148 --> 00:08:53,479 I've studied. 116 00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:56,914 Look, I brought my cookbooks... 117 00:08:57,086 --> 00:09:01,079 ...and plans to make this the finest hotel in all California. 118 00:09:01,257 --> 00:09:04,749 L... Hot water in every room. 119 00:09:04,927 --> 00:09:07,259 Clean sheets on every bed. 120 00:09:07,430 --> 00:09:08,954 And window boxes. 121 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:13,693 Window boxes in every window with pretty flowers and... 122 00:09:13,869 --> 00:09:15,166 Oh. 123 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,765 Chico? 124 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:23,009 You mean, when you sent for me to take my father's place... 125 00:09:23,179 --> 00:09:25,147 ...you thought I would be the bandit chief? 126 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,043 Of course. 127 00:09:27,216 --> 00:09:28,979 Oh, no. 128 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,051 No, no, no. 129 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,620 - But... But, listen, Ricardo. - No. 130 00:09:33,789 --> 00:09:37,054 Ever since your father died, I kept his men together. 131 00:09:37,226 --> 00:09:40,127 They had offers, good offers from other chiefs. 132 00:09:40,296 --> 00:09:43,197 From Dirty Danilo, One-Eyed Louie... 133 00:09:43,366 --> 00:09:45,357 ...but I never let them take the offers. 134 00:09:45,534 --> 00:09:49,129 "No," I said, "we will wait for the son of our chief. " 135 00:09:49,305 --> 00:09:52,900 "He will be a great leader," I said, "just like his father. " 136 00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:54,633 And you gotta be. 137 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:57,278 You gotta be and you're gonna be. 138 00:09:57,446 --> 00:09:59,414 No, no, Chico, that's ridiculous. 139 00:09:59,582 --> 00:10:01,140 I couldn't lead any men. 140 00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:03,717 I couldn't lead anybody. 141 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,910 Look. 142 00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:09,087 Look at me. 143 00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:12,426 If I held you up, would you give me your money? 144 00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:15,055 Well, I... 145 00:10:15,231 --> 00:10:19,600 Well, your father didn't look too good when he first started either. 146 00:10:19,769 --> 00:10:20,929 Wait. 147 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,868 But, Chico, I can't even ride. 148 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:25,871 You saw me fall off that horse. 149 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,806 - Well, everyone can have an accident. - That was no accident. 150 00:10:28,978 --> 00:10:31,446 I've been falling off that horse ever since I got him. 151 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:32,672 I'm afraid of him. 152 00:10:32,848 --> 00:10:37,182 I'm afraid of fights and loud noises and... Well, I'm practically afraid of everything. 153 00:10:37,353 --> 00:10:39,913 Nearly everybody is afraid of nearly everything. 154 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:42,887 All you gotta do is not to show it. 155 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:45,852 There. That was your father's. 156 00:10:46,028 --> 00:10:49,088 - Oh, it's no use, Chico. - Wait. 157 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,631 Here. 158 00:10:52,101 --> 00:10:53,466 Your father's sombrero. 159 00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,126 Oh, you're wasting your time. 160 00:10:55,304 --> 00:10:58,364 What a difference. Already you look twice as big. 161 00:10:58,541 --> 00:11:02,637 Sure. Look at yourself in the glass. Go on. Look. 162 00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:07,782 Oh, you look just like your father. 163 00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:10,885 If I didn't know it was you, I would think it was him. 164 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:14,079 You were born to be a bandit. 165 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:20,290 You know, I read a lot of books when I was a little boy about bandits. 166 00:11:20,463 --> 00:11:22,954 Like Robin Hood and people like that. 167 00:11:23,132 --> 00:11:25,396 - Must be a rather exciting life. - Huh? 168 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,994 You read books about the bandits? 169 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:32,402 Then you know practically everything and what you don't know, I will show you. 170 00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:35,066 You're gonna be rich and famous like your father. 171 00:11:35,244 --> 00:11:37,337 Then I will be happy, the men will be happy... 172 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:41,973 ...and everyone will know the Kissing Bandit is riding again. 173 00:11:43,552 --> 00:11:47,454 Chico, why did they call my father the Kissing Bandit? 174 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:50,023 Oh, every bandit chief got a trademark. 175 00:11:50,192 --> 00:11:53,059 After every robbery, your father used to kiss the women... 176 00:11:53,229 --> 00:11:54,753 ...like you're gonna do. 177 00:11:54,930 --> 00:11:57,091 That was his trademark. 178 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,564 - He kissed women he didn't even know? - Sure. 179 00:11:59,735 --> 00:12:01,259 Women he wasn't introduced to? 180 00:12:01,437 --> 00:12:02,961 Oh, but you're gonna like it. 181 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,606 Oh, no, I won't. 182 00:12:04,774 --> 00:12:07,368 Why, in Boston you don't even kiss women you do know. 183 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:10,011 - Not until you're engaged to them. Oh, no. - But wait. 184 00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:11,942 Kissing is the best part of the job... 185 00:12:12,114 --> 00:12:15,106 ...because in California, all the women are beautiful. 186 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:19,345 We got nothing but beautiful women. 187 00:12:26,195 --> 00:12:30,393 Teresa, the carriage is waiting and your aunt is getting nervous. 188 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,727 Oh, thank you, sister. 189 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:39,470 Teresa, are you sad about leaving the school? 190 00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:42,475 - Hmm. - Well, are you happy? 191 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:43,703 Mm-mm. 192 00:12:43,879 --> 00:12:45,847 No more studying once you're home. 193 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,312 And no more classes. 194 00:12:47,483 --> 00:12:52,113 And you won't get to play with us and sing for us or anything anymore. 195 00:12:54,957 --> 00:12:57,983 What are you going to do? You're finishing everything today. 196 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,425 Oh, no, my life begins tomorrow. 197 00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:04,395 It's true there won't be classes or lessons but... 198 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,034 Well, there will be new things. 199 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,171 Things like... Like romance. 200 00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:13,397 And that's something you don't even know about. 201 00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:19,543 As a matter of fact, it's something I don't even know about yet. 202 00:13:19,982 --> 00:13:23,509 They say romance is sweet 203 00:13:23,686 --> 00:13:27,417 My dreams have told me so 204 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:32,186 Though love and I have yet to meet 205 00:13:32,361 --> 00:13:37,560 Tomorrow I should know 206 00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:43,362 Tomorrow means romance for me 207 00:13:43,539 --> 00:13:47,532 For my lover will appear 208 00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:53,706 There's a meaning to romance for me 209 00:13:53,883 --> 00:13:58,650 When I see my cavalier 210 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:04,350 He may be a dream that sings to me 211 00:14:04,527 --> 00:14:08,827 Or a shepherd in disguise 212 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:15,836 Or an angel morning brings to me 213 00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:20,374 With the devil in his eyes 214 00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:24,536 Oh, I know that sweet tomorrow 215 00:14:24,713 --> 00:14:30,345 Will be different from today 216 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:34,751 For the love I meet tomorrow 217 00:14:34,924 --> 00:14:43,525 Will take my heart away 218 00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:50,638 Though no gypsy told me foolish things 219 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:55,641 Still my walk becomes a dance 220 00:14:55,811 --> 00:15:02,808 And my heart with all 221 00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:06,853 Its music sings 222 00:15:07,022 --> 00:15:16,727 For tomorrow means romance 223 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,566 Oh, Teresa, that was beautiful. 224 00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:40,252 It is good idea, Chico, putting him up there out of the way. 225 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:41,514 Oh, sure. 226 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,590 I never thought he would give in so easy: 227 00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:46,990 Well, it's what he thinks a bandit chief should look like... 228 00:15:47,162 --> 00:15:50,188 ...a man on a white horse way up in the clouds... 229 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,231 ...where he's nice and safe. 230 00:15:52,401 --> 00:15:55,165 I told him when the coach stops to come down the back way... 231 00:15:55,337 --> 00:15:56,827 ...that will take a long time. 232 00:15:57,006 --> 00:16:00,908 By then, the holdup is finished so he can kiss the women who are around. 233 00:16:01,076 --> 00:16:02,600 It's a nice, good plan. 234 00:16:02,778 --> 00:16:04,439 You told him he's got to kiss? 235 00:16:04,613 --> 00:16:06,444 Oh, I made him swear. 236 00:16:19,461 --> 00:16:22,555 Hey, Chico, look, look. He's waving his arms. 237 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:27,863 - Chico, Chico, the coach. - The coach. 238 00:16:28,037 --> 00:16:30,505 All right, amigos, business. 239 00:16:30,939 --> 00:16:32,201 It's wonderful. 240 00:16:32,374 --> 00:16:34,672 Our first holdup in a long time. 241 00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:38,040 How he carries on, what enthusiasm. 242 00:16:38,213 --> 00:16:39,737 Hurry. 243 00:17:00,069 --> 00:17:01,366 Stay where you are. What? 244 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,373 Get on top. Stay where you are. 245 00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:07,668 - What is this? - A holdup by the Kissing Bandit. 246 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,635 The Kissing Bandit? Since when is he riding again? 247 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,940 Since now. Get the trunks off. 248 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,278 You wouldn't dare. I'm Colonel Gomez of the governor's own guard. 249 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,113 No, colonel, I wouldn't. 250 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,847 You're very surrounded. 251 00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:27,523 Yeah, I guess I am, all right. 252 00:17:27,696 --> 00:17:30,665 I'm escorting the governor's daughter back home to the governor. 253 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:31,857 We have no money. 254 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,525 Maybe you forgot something. Get him off the horse. 255 00:17:34,703 --> 00:17:36,898 No, please. The governor won't like this at all. 256 00:17:37,072 --> 00:17:40,530 - That's too bad. The governor won't like this at all. 257 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,438 Who are you, you ugly man? 258 00:17:42,611 --> 00:17:45,444 I have the honor to be one of the men of the Kissing Bandit. 259 00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:47,206 - The Kissing Bandit? - The Kissing Bandit? 260 00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:49,475 Uh-huh. That's him up there. 261 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,520 But don't be afraid. We don't harm the women. 262 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,987 Oh, I'm not afraid of you. 263 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,922 Oh, and I'm not afraid of you neither. 264 00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:02,689 But this one, this one scares me a little. 265 00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,464 The beast. 266 00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:07,363 Teresa, stay away from that window. 267 00:18:07,536 --> 00:18:10,266 Oh, Aunt Isabella, look. Isn't he wonderful? 268 00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:12,168 That's the way a man ought to look. 269 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,968 Teresa, I must speak to you. 270 00:18:14,143 --> 00:18:16,008 You've doubtless heard what he does. 271 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,373 The Kissing Bandit, to women, I mean. 272 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:19,571 Why, he kisses them. 273 00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,807 Yes, well, it mustn't happen to you. 274 00:18:21,984 --> 00:18:24,111 Your father would never live down the disgrace. 275 00:18:24,286 --> 00:18:27,551 And so you're to stay right here and I will get out. 276 00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:32,217 - But what good will that do? - Why, he'll kiss me instead. 277 00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:36,956 It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the honor of our family. 278 00:18:42,905 --> 00:18:45,874 Come on. Get out. Over there, please. 279 00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:49,539 Gonzales, our moment has come. 280 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:54,982 No, Ricardo, please go back. 281 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,777 That's not the right way. 282 00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:51,462 Hello. 283 00:19:52,007 --> 00:19:53,668 I'm terribly sorry about all this. 284 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,442 Don't be afraid. 285 00:20:31,380 --> 00:20:33,041 Stop this coach immediately. 286 00:20:44,359 --> 00:20:45,792 Everything's all right now. 287 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:49,124 I'm awfully sorry. We almost had a terrible accident. 288 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:53,066 You were wonderful. Thank you very much for saving my life. 289 00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:58,303 I'll be right down. 290 00:20:58,473 --> 00:21:00,600 Oh, no, please, senor. I'd rather you wouldn't. 291 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:07,909 I'd rather extend my thanks from where I am to where you are. 292 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,544 Do you know who I am? 293 00:21:09,718 --> 00:21:11,652 Yes, you're a bandit. 294 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:14,015 Not just a bandit. 295 00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:16,747 The Kissing Bandit. 296 00:21:32,507 --> 00:21:35,442 - What's the matter? - Nothing, I... 297 00:21:36,511 --> 00:21:38,911 Have you been having a nice trip? 298 00:21:39,314 --> 00:21:41,612 It's wonderful weather for a trip. 299 00:21:41,783 --> 00:21:43,683 Certainly, I'm not having a nice trip. 300 00:21:43,852 --> 00:21:46,116 Do you think I enjoy meeting a man like you? 301 00:21:46,288 --> 00:21:48,449 I'm having a terrible trip. 302 00:21:48,623 --> 00:21:51,490 Oh, yes, I suppose I did interrupt your journey. 303 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,184 I'm awfully sorry. 304 00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:55,592 Why are you making fun of me this way? 305 00:21:55,764 --> 00:21:57,425 How can you be so horrible? 306 00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,657 I'm not making fun of you. 307 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:01,302 Oh, you're not? 308 00:22:01,470 --> 00:22:03,938 Standing here making conversation about the weather... 309 00:22:04,106 --> 00:22:06,836 ...when all the time you know what you're going to do. 310 00:22:07,776 --> 00:22:09,266 What I'm going to do? 311 00:22:09,711 --> 00:22:11,406 I know you're going to kiss me. 312 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,775 If you think I'm going to be as... 313 00:22:13,949 --> 00:22:18,283 As undignified as to struggle with you, you're wrong. 314 00:22:21,323 --> 00:22:23,985 No, I... I'm not going to kiss you. 315 00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:28,653 - You're not? - I couldn't. 316 00:22:34,736 --> 00:22:37,603 Look, there come my men. 317 00:22:41,109 --> 00:22:44,374 Are you all right, little one? - Yes, I'm fine. 318 00:22:48,383 --> 00:22:52,217 - When you kissed her, did she faint? - No. 319 00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:53,854 Well, maybe next time. 320 00:22:54,022 --> 00:22:55,922 Come on. We got to get away from here. 321 00:22:56,091 --> 00:22:57,991 But we can't just leave her here. 322 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:03,029 Pedro, get the senorita's party together and send them on their way. 323 00:23:03,198 --> 00:23:05,496 Come on. Get on your horse. 324 00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:08,864 Gonzales, honestly, sometimes I think you're not dependable. 325 00:23:10,072 --> 00:23:11,835 Hurry, Ricardo, hurry. 326 00:23:12,007 --> 00:23:14,475 Yes, Chico, I'm coming. 327 00:23:17,212 --> 00:23:20,579 Well, chief, remember what I told you about beautiful women? 328 00:23:23,351 --> 00:23:25,114 I think I'm gonna like being a bandit. 329 00:23:25,287 --> 00:23:28,313 You're gonna be great. Come on, little one. 330 00:23:54,282 --> 00:23:56,307 Jose, something terrible has happened. 331 00:23:56,485 --> 00:23:58,976 Our coach was held up by the Kissing Bandit. 332 00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:01,816 The Kissing Bandit? Is he back? 333 00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:03,617 - Teresa... - She's safe. 334 00:24:03,792 --> 00:24:06,522 But, Jose, there are things I must tell you first. 335 00:24:06,962 --> 00:24:10,261 Gentlemen, leave us. Now... 336 00:24:10,432 --> 00:24:12,957 I said leave us. 337 00:24:13,568 --> 00:24:14,694 Now, Isabella, tell me. 338 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:18,966 Jose, ever since the holdup, there's been an expression on Teresa's face. 339 00:24:19,141 --> 00:24:21,632 A sort of secret expression. 340 00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:25,075 Never mind the expression on her face. Tell me what happened. 341 00:24:25,247 --> 00:24:27,238 I don't know what happened. I wasn't there. 342 00:24:27,415 --> 00:24:29,474 - You weren't there? They... - They were alone. 343 00:24:29,651 --> 00:24:34,418 Now, if you add that to the expression on her face... 344 00:24:44,232 --> 00:24:45,631 Father. 345 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,961 Come inside, darling. 346 00:24:48,303 --> 00:24:50,567 Come inside with Papa. 347 00:24:55,644 --> 00:24:57,908 No, not you. 348 00:25:04,653 --> 00:25:08,817 If there ever was a time when a niece needed her aunt. 349 00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:12,054 Now, look, when you were a little girl... 350 00:25:12,227 --> 00:25:16,664 ...you brought all your little troubles to me, remember? 351 00:25:16,831 --> 00:25:18,298 Now that you are a big girl... 352 00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:22,903 ...I want you to feel that you can bring all your big troubles to me. 353 00:25:23,071 --> 00:25:25,539 - Yes, Father. - Yes. 354 00:25:25,707 --> 00:25:30,144 Well, now, when I was a little boy in Spain... 355 00:25:30,312 --> 00:25:35,716 ...they used to tell a story about flowers and birds... 356 00:25:37,018 --> 00:25:38,679 ...and bees. 357 00:25:40,455 --> 00:25:43,913 All that sort of thing in... 358 00:25:44,593 --> 00:25:47,391 But out here in California... 359 00:25:47,562 --> 00:25:51,089 ...they have such big flowers... 360 00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:53,530 ...and such giant eagles that I... 361 00:25:53,702 --> 00:25:58,071 Father, is it the Kissing Bandit? Is that what you wanna talk to me about? 362 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,141 Wait a minute, darling. Let's not rush into this too fast. 363 00:26:01,309 --> 00:26:03,209 Sit down, please. 364 00:26:07,449 --> 00:26:11,613 Tell it to Papa, in your own way, right from the beginning. 365 00:26:11,953 --> 00:26:15,753 Well, when I first saw him on horseback, he looked magnificent. 366 00:26:15,924 --> 00:26:18,222 And then I saw him close-up without his mask... 367 00:26:18,393 --> 00:26:20,691 ...and he looked very nice too. 368 00:26:20,862 --> 00:26:23,854 You know, there's something wonderful about a man being a bandit. 369 00:26:24,032 --> 00:26:25,795 Teresa, darling, you don't understand. 370 00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:31,200 What I want to know is, when he kissed you, he... 371 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,032 When he kissed me? 372 00:26:33,208 --> 00:26:36,507 He's the Kissing Bandit. He kisses every girl he sees. 373 00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:40,239 I ask you, would it be reasonable for him not to kiss you? 374 00:26:41,249 --> 00:26:43,774 No. No, it wouldn't, would it? 375 00:26:43,952 --> 00:26:45,214 Of course not. 376 00:26:45,387 --> 00:26:47,355 Now, tell Papa what happened. 377 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,114 Well, we talked. 378 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:52,021 What did you talk about, darling? 379 00:26:53,061 --> 00:26:54,585 Conversation, that's all. 380 00:26:56,464 --> 00:26:58,455 - That's all? - Mm-hm. 381 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:02,731 Fine. Fine. 382 00:27:02,904 --> 00:27:04,701 Splendid. 383 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,966 Father, you seem quite pleased about all this. 384 00:27:07,142 --> 00:27:08,837 Pleased? Of course I'm pleased. 385 00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:10,637 This time we will catch him. 386 00:27:10,812 --> 00:27:13,144 At last, after all these women he has kissed... 387 00:27:13,315 --> 00:27:15,647 ...there is one who will identify him. 388 00:27:15,817 --> 00:27:17,375 Gomez. 389 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:21,049 I promise you, darling, he will not only be caught... 390 00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,247 ...he'll be hung. 391 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,617 Gomez. 392 00:27:26,661 --> 00:27:29,221 Take down this description. 393 00:27:29,397 --> 00:27:31,160 Go ahead, darling. 394 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:35,394 Well, he was large and fat. 395 00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:38,437 In fact, he was huge... 396 00:27:38,606 --> 00:27:42,133 ...and he was very old and had little piggy eyes. 397 00:27:42,310 --> 00:27:43,777 Little piggy eyes? 398 00:27:43,945 --> 00:27:45,742 But you said he was nice-looking. 399 00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:50,083 Did I? Well, it isn't as though I saw his face, you see. 400 00:27:50,685 --> 00:27:52,482 He wore a mask. 401 00:27:52,654 --> 00:27:54,713 But you said he didn't wear a mask. 402 00:27:54,889 --> 00:27:58,256 Oh, well, I don't know what I'm saying. 403 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:00,155 I'm tired and upset... 404 00:28:00,328 --> 00:28:03,092 ...and you keep me here answering these silly questions. 405 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:04,561 Oh, Teresa, forgive me. 406 00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:06,030 Go to your room and rest... 407 00:28:06,201 --> 00:28:08,999 ...and you are not to think anymore about the Kissing Bandit. 408 00:28:09,170 --> 00:28:10,865 There is nothing to be ashamed of. 409 00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,975 After all, the man kisses every woman he sees. 410 00:28:19,147 --> 00:28:21,775 He kisses every woman he sees. 411 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:25,181 And now, Major Gomez... 412 00:28:25,353 --> 00:28:28,322 ...I would like to have a little talk with you. 413 00:28:28,490 --> 00:28:31,118 Excuse me, but you're calling me Major Gomez... 414 00:28:31,292 --> 00:28:33,157 ...and everybody knows I'm Colonel Gomez. 415 00:28:33,328 --> 00:28:34,818 Oh, no, not anymore. 416 00:28:34,996 --> 00:28:37,328 Not after what happened this afternoon. 417 00:28:37,499 --> 00:28:39,330 - You are demoted. - Why? 418 00:28:39,501 --> 00:28:41,799 Because you are in terrible trouble, Gomez. 419 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:42,994 - Am I? - Mm-hm. 420 00:28:43,171 --> 00:28:46,504 A new tax collector is on his way from Spain. 421 00:28:46,674 --> 00:28:49,734 - He'll be here any day. - We never had trouble with tax collectors. 422 00:28:49,911 --> 00:28:53,039 They come for the taxes, they don't get them, they go back to Spain. 423 00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:54,408 - It's very simple. - Yes. 424 00:28:54,582 --> 00:28:57,710 But this time, the king has sent his right-hand man, Count Belmonte. 425 00:28:57,886 --> 00:29:01,652 And Count Belmonte's orders are to bring back... 426 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,724 ...either the tax money or my head. 427 00:29:04,893 --> 00:29:08,226 But, governor, if it's the tax money or your head, how am I in trouble? 428 00:29:08,396 --> 00:29:10,387 Oh, not that I wouldn't be sorry, of course. 429 00:29:10,565 --> 00:29:11,589 You'll be sorry... 430 00:29:11,766 --> 00:29:15,258 ...because with Count Belmonte is a certain General Torro... 431 00:29:15,770 --> 00:29:19,433 ...who is the head of His Majesty's secret police. 432 00:29:19,607 --> 00:29:21,268 And General Torro is coming here... 433 00:29:21,443 --> 00:29:25,140 ...to see how much law and order there is in California. 434 00:29:25,313 --> 00:29:26,712 - And there isn't any. - No. 435 00:29:26,881 --> 00:29:30,942 No law, no order, just plenty of bandits. 436 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:32,381 Yeah, it's pretty terrible. 437 00:29:32,554 --> 00:29:35,114 Do you know what General Torro is gonna do with you... 438 00:29:35,290 --> 00:29:38,691 ...if he gets here before you capture the Kissing Bandit? 439 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,420 - No. - He's going to take you back to Spain... 440 00:29:41,596 --> 00:29:46,158 ...and put you in a little dark dungeon with rats. 441 00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:50,293 Then one day, a man with a black hood over his head... 442 00:29:50,472 --> 00:29:52,667 ...is going to come in to garrote you. 443 00:29:52,841 --> 00:29:54,308 - You know what that means? - No. 444 00:29:54,476 --> 00:29:56,239 To choke you until you are dead. 445 00:29:56,411 --> 00:29:58,174 - No, no. - Yes, yes. 446 00:29:58,346 --> 00:30:01,907 Excuse me. I think I'd better go along now. I don't wanna hear any more. 447 00:30:05,553 --> 00:30:08,044 Well, Jose, is the child all right? 448 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,885 - Did she tell you everything? - Of course she's all right. 449 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,220 Of course she told me everything. 450 00:30:14,996 --> 00:30:18,193 Gentlemen, I suggest you concern yourselves... 451 00:30:18,366 --> 00:30:20,800 ...a little more with the problem of the tax money... 452 00:30:20,969 --> 00:30:24,598 ...and a little less with my daughter. 453 00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:58,734 Juanita, what is the matter with you? 454 00:30:58,907 --> 00:31:02,707 Oh, Senorita Teresa, forgive me, but I'm so happy for you. 455 00:31:02,877 --> 00:31:06,711 I just heard about your good fortune. The whole hacienda's buzzing with it. 456 00:31:06,881 --> 00:31:08,178 My good fortune? 457 00:31:08,349 --> 00:31:12,149 Why, that you were kissed, of course, by him. 458 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:15,949 Oh, senorita, I understand what you must be feeling. 459 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,218 You see, I too had the honor. 460 00:31:19,394 --> 00:31:22,227 You too had the honor? 461 00:31:22,764 --> 00:31:24,425 Five years ago. 462 00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:27,397 But I remember it like it was yesterday. 463 00:31:27,569 --> 00:31:29,867 Juanita, is it true about him? 464 00:31:30,338 --> 00:31:31,965 Does he kiss everybody? 465 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:33,971 That's what's so wonderful about him. 466 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,666 He has time for everyone. 467 00:31:35,843 --> 00:31:37,003 No prejudice. 468 00:31:37,178 --> 00:31:39,840 No one's too young. No one's too old. 469 00:31:40,949 --> 00:31:43,179 Tell me, senorita... 470 00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:44,681 ...how long were you out? 471 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,347 - Out? - After he kissed you. 472 00:31:50,124 --> 00:31:52,058 Well, I... 473 00:31:53,428 --> 00:31:54,486 I don't know. 474 00:31:55,763 --> 00:31:59,324 Senorita Teresa, forgive me. 475 00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:02,998 I know you must wanna be alone. 476 00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:09,867 Everyone does afterward. 477 00:32:10,044 --> 00:32:12,274 Oh, there's so much to think about. 478 00:32:36,504 --> 00:32:41,100 What's wrong with me? 479 00:32:41,275 --> 00:32:45,268 Why didn't he kiss me? 480 00:32:45,446 --> 00:32:50,179 He had the chance for a romance 481 00:32:50,351 --> 00:32:53,582 What's wrong with me? 482 00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:57,919 What's wrong with me? 483 00:32:58,092 --> 00:33:01,550 Why couldn't I thrill him? 484 00:33:02,363 --> 00:33:07,027 He didn't feel I had appeal 485 00:33:07,201 --> 00:33:10,864 What's wrong with me? 486 00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:14,304 Maybe I'm not too exciting 487 00:33:14,475 --> 00:33:18,605 I haven't the glamour he's had 488 00:33:18,780 --> 00:33:21,908 Maybe I'm not too inviting 489 00:33:22,650 --> 00:33:27,485 But I can't be that bad 490 00:33:27,655 --> 00:33:32,115 What's wrong with me? 491 00:33:32,293 --> 00:33:36,252 Why wouldn't he kiss me? 492 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:38,422 Why did he go? 493 00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:41,591 I want to know 494 00:33:41,769 --> 00:33:46,797 What's wrong with me? 495 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:12,088 Why wouldn't he kiss me? 496 00:34:12,266 --> 00:34:14,666 I thought he might 497 00:34:14,836 --> 00:34:17,600 How can I right 498 00:34:17,772 --> 00:34:23,768 What's wrong with me? 499 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:33,978 What's wrong with me? 500 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:42,429 What's wrong with me? 501 00:34:42,597 --> 00:34:47,159 Why didn't I kiss her? 502 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:52,363 I had the chance for a romance 503 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:55,532 What's wrong with me? 504 00:34:55,710 --> 00:35:00,272 What's wrong with me? 505 00:35:00,448 --> 00:35:04,680 Why didn't I kiss her? 506 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:07,082 I didn't try 507 00:35:07,255 --> 00:35:09,917 Why didn't I? 508 00:35:10,091 --> 00:35:14,050 What's wrong with me? 509 00:35:14,395 --> 00:35:17,831 She was a lot more exciting 510 00:35:17,999 --> 00:35:22,629 Than all of the girls I have met 511 00:35:22,804 --> 00:35:27,173 Her lips were awfully inviting 512 00:35:27,341 --> 00:35:31,243 But mine played hard to get 513 00:35:31,412 --> 00:35:36,816 What's wrong with me? 514 00:35:36,984 --> 00:35:40,818 Why didn't I kiss her? 515 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:42,989 Why did she go? 516 00:35:43,157 --> 00:35:45,921 I'd like to know 517 00:35:46,093 --> 00:35:50,792 What's wrong with me? 518 00:35:50,965 --> 00:35:59,304 What's wrong with me? 519 00:36:00,541 --> 00:36:02,441 Fine bandit you are. 520 00:36:02,610 --> 00:36:05,738 Would Robin Hood have acted that way? Or Romeo? 521 00:36:05,913 --> 00:36:09,076 No. They would have followed her right to the governor's hacienda. 522 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:12,481 They would have climbed the balcony. That's what they would have done. 523 00:36:14,021 --> 00:36:17,218 Climb the balcony. 524 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:40,346 Gonzales, Gonzales, over here. 525 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:02,064 Ricardo. Little one. 526 00:37:02,236 --> 00:37:04,033 Ricardo. 527 00:37:21,589 --> 00:37:29,360 If I steal a kiss, dear 528 00:37:31,232 --> 00:37:37,933 I'll surely return it someday 529 00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:48,380 If I steal your dreams, dear 530 00:37:50,151 --> 00:37:58,320 I'll bring them back some way 531 00:37:58,492 --> 00:38:06,331 If I take your moonlight 532 00:38:07,902 --> 00:38:16,241 I'll bring it back more divine 533 00:38:17,311 --> 00:38:24,308 But if I steal your heart, dear 534 00:38:25,152 --> 00:38:33,651 I'll keep it close to mine 535 00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:53,475 I'll bring it back more divine 536 00:38:53,647 --> 00:39:01,918 But if I steal your heart, dear 537 00:39:02,890 --> 00:39:08,886 I'll keep it close 538 00:39:10,197 --> 00:39:15,260 To mine 539 00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:21,232 I'll keep it close 540 00:39:22,076 --> 00:39:29,915 To mine 541 00:39:54,508 --> 00:39:56,874 Charge! 542 00:40:04,385 --> 00:40:06,216 Ricardo. 543 00:40:09,457 --> 00:40:11,015 - Chico? - Sure, sure. 544 00:40:11,192 --> 00:40:12,352 Come on. It's time to go. 545 00:40:12,526 --> 00:40:13,823 Oh, but I can't run away. 546 00:40:16,630 --> 00:40:19,030 - No? - Yes. 547 00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:29,574 - Where's Gonzales? - He went home. He's no fool. 548 00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:32,276 Come on. 549 00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:44,379 Teresa, darling, are you all right? Who was it? 550 00:40:44,558 --> 00:40:46,651 Well, I don't know, Father. I didn't see him. 551 00:40:46,827 --> 00:40:49,193 I was sound asleep and then I heard a lot of noise. 552 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:51,422 It was the Kissing Bandit. It must have been. 553 00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:54,534 Jose, how long are you going to let this man insult you? 554 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,135 But he didn't insult father. 555 00:40:56,303 --> 00:40:59,033 I mean, well, if it was the Kissing Bandit... 556 00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:01,140 ...it was me he was singing to. 557 00:41:01,575 --> 00:41:05,534 For that man to dare to serenade the governor's daughter. 558 00:41:06,413 --> 00:41:08,108 What I would like to do to him. 559 00:41:09,183 --> 00:41:13,916 If ever I'm in a room with him, I'll spit right in his little piggy eyes. 560 00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:17,455 I will just tear him to pieces like... 561 00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,923 It's all right. 562 00:41:22,096 --> 00:41:24,087 I'll show you. 563 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:27,667 Where are you, idiot? You imbecile? 564 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:30,169 Are you calling me, Your Excellency? 565 00:41:30,337 --> 00:41:33,238 Yes, I'm calling you, Captain Gomez. 566 00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:35,398 Get on your horse. Get your men. 567 00:41:35,576 --> 00:41:36,600 Follow him! 568 00:41:36,777 --> 00:41:38,244 He's the Kissing Bandit. 569 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,972 Do you hear me, Captain Gomez? 570 00:41:41,148 --> 00:41:43,981 Yes, Your Excellency. Aye, aye, sir. 571 00:41:48,222 --> 00:41:50,349 - Captain Gomez? Yes. 572 00:41:50,524 --> 00:41:52,890 Captain Gomez. 573 00:42:01,168 --> 00:42:04,001 Of all the foolish things to do. 574 00:42:04,171 --> 00:42:07,106 Take a chance to spoil everything. 575 00:42:07,408 --> 00:42:10,605 Just when I thought you was going to do better. 576 00:42:11,212 --> 00:42:12,611 You traitor, you. 577 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,748 Don't say another word to Gonzales. 578 00:42:14,915 --> 00:42:18,976 He knew he wasn't smart to go to the hacienda or to stay there even. 579 00:42:19,153 --> 00:42:20,415 What was wrong with it? 580 00:42:20,588 --> 00:42:23,250 Lot of people serenade girls under balconies all the time. 581 00:42:23,424 --> 00:42:26,985 But not the governor's balcony and not the governor's daughter. 582 00:42:27,161 --> 00:42:29,891 But, Chico, she's so lovely. I had to see her again. 583 00:42:30,064 --> 00:42:32,362 In your business, you don't see anybody again. 584 00:42:32,533 --> 00:42:34,763 You kiss and vamoose. That's all. 585 00:42:34,935 --> 00:42:36,402 I don't see why. 586 00:42:36,570 --> 00:42:38,435 Many outlaws had steady girls. 587 00:42:38,606 --> 00:42:41,370 - Look at Robin Hood and Maid Marian. - No, you look, Ricardo. 588 00:42:41,542 --> 00:42:45,239 There are hundreds of girls in California, but only one governor's daughter. 589 00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:48,438 And this one is not for you. You found that out tonight. 590 00:42:48,616 --> 00:42:52,108 - Well, she came out on the balcony. - Sure, sure. 591 00:42:52,286 --> 00:42:55,813 But they weren't shooting water from those guns. 592 00:42:56,523 --> 00:43:00,220 Little one, I love you like you were my own son. 593 00:43:00,394 --> 00:43:01,986 This you know. 594 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:07,327 But if I hear one more word about this girl, I'm finished with you, this I mean. 595 00:43:12,339 --> 00:43:13,829 Boola. 596 00:43:16,543 --> 00:43:17,874 Where is Bianca? 597 00:43:18,045 --> 00:43:20,411 She's upstairs, inside. 598 00:43:20,581 --> 00:43:23,880 Keep Ricardo there for a little while, then send him over to me. 599 00:43:24,051 --> 00:43:25,848 All right, Chico. 600 00:43:32,626 --> 00:43:34,457 I've been waiting for you, little one. 601 00:43:34,628 --> 00:43:36,789 Chico, I'm sorry I worried you. 602 00:43:36,964 --> 00:43:39,990 No, no, it's nothing. It's all forgotten. 603 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:41,964 Now, sit down. 604 00:43:42,636 --> 00:43:44,627 I've got a little surprise for you... 605 00:43:44,805 --> 00:43:47,330 ...that will take all the foolishness out of your head. 606 00:43:47,508 --> 00:43:48,873 Wait. 607 00:43:54,848 --> 00:43:56,372 I like you 608 00:43:58,385 --> 00:44:00,080 If you like me 609 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,217 Go to work. 610 00:44:09,530 --> 00:44:10,758 I like you 611 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,298 If you like me 612 00:44:23,777 --> 00:44:27,406 Soon the moon will rise 613 00:44:27,581 --> 00:44:31,608 There will be stars divine 614 00:44:31,785 --> 00:44:35,277 If you are there 615 00:44:35,456 --> 00:44:38,755 You'll be mine 616 00:44:39,193 --> 00:44:41,127 I like you 617 00:44:42,563 --> 00:44:44,258 If you like me 618 00:46:58,599 --> 00:47:00,533 That was beautiful, miss. 619 00:47:00,701 --> 00:47:03,169 - A wonderful dance. - Thank you. 620 00:47:03,337 --> 00:47:05,100 Where are you going? 621 00:47:05,272 --> 00:47:08,070 Uh, I've got to put this in some water. 622 00:47:18,485 --> 00:47:19,884 What happened? 623 00:47:20,053 --> 00:47:22,146 Where is Ricardo? 624 00:47:23,657 --> 00:47:26,148 Ha had to put a flower in some water. 625 00:47:26,326 --> 00:47:27,520 What? 626 00:47:27,694 --> 00:47:30,060 You explain it to me. 627 00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:49,708 Put that gun away, maybe they are guests. Get out. All of you, keep out of sight. 628 00:48:02,563 --> 00:48:04,758 You're the innkeeper? We desire rooms. 629 00:48:04,932 --> 00:48:07,560 - We got no rooms. - Nonsense. This is an inn, isn't it? 630 00:48:07,734 --> 00:48:09,759 We are all full up. Please go away. 631 00:48:09,937 --> 00:48:12,303 Peasant, do you know to whom you are talking? 632 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:15,600 I'm Count Belmonte of Spain of His Majesty's royal household. 633 00:48:15,776 --> 00:48:18,768 And this, this is my aide, General Torro. 634 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,207 Torro. 635 00:48:24,685 --> 00:48:26,949 I don't feel so good. 636 00:48:27,421 --> 00:48:30,356 Now then, innkeeper, show us rooms at once. 637 00:48:31,291 --> 00:48:32,758 Your best rooms. 638 00:48:32,926 --> 00:48:37,590 But, please, there is a better place up the road about 17 miles. 639 00:48:37,764 --> 00:48:41,632 They got fine rooms and bigger rooms and... 640 00:48:41,802 --> 00:48:44,430 And clean towels and... 641 00:48:44,638 --> 00:48:47,436 And... And... 642 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:50,575 Sheets, even. And... 643 00:48:50,744 --> 00:48:54,145 But they will not do for you the things we will do. 644 00:48:54,314 --> 00:48:56,714 Wait with that beautiful chest. Do not scratch it. 645 00:48:56,883 --> 00:48:59,579 Here, you are tired. I will help you. 646 00:49:01,855 --> 00:49:04,722 Everything is gonna be fine. This room here. 647 00:49:05,158 --> 00:49:08,093 The peasant certainly changed his mind in a hurry. 648 00:49:08,795 --> 00:49:09,853 Torro. 649 00:49:11,465 --> 00:49:12,955 Torro! 650 00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:19,663 You're disgusting. 651 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,741 Sneeze and dribble, yawn and snore. I've never seen such a man. 652 00:49:22,909 --> 00:49:26,538 How can you be so mean when I am so sick, Belmonte? 653 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:29,273 Please, can I go to sleep? 654 00:49:29,449 --> 00:49:33,112 Go upstairs, find the innkeeper, have him show you your room and go to bed. 655 00:49:33,286 --> 00:49:34,776 I can't understand it. 656 00:49:34,955 --> 00:49:38,322 Never in my life did I ever have a cold before... 657 00:49:38,492 --> 00:49:40,153 ...until I come to California. 658 00:49:56,843 --> 00:49:58,105 Hello. 659 00:49:58,278 --> 00:50:00,803 Fetch me some wine. Something fit to drink. 660 00:50:00,981 --> 00:50:04,178 Why, yes, of course. I'll be glad to. 661 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:52,932 Why do you keep staring at me? Never seen a gentleman before? 662 00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:55,398 I've never seen such beautiful clothes before. 663 00:50:55,569 --> 00:50:57,036 The wine. The wine. 664 00:50:57,204 --> 00:50:58,967 Yes, of course. 665 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:03,503 That's one of the finest swords I've ever seen. 666 00:51:03,677 --> 00:51:07,374 Must be a Toledo blade. And you have the look of a man who knows how to use it. 667 00:51:07,547 --> 00:51:09,310 - Well, really? - Oh, yes. 668 00:51:09,483 --> 00:51:12,509 I know a man who's had adventure when I see one. 669 00:51:12,886 --> 00:51:15,684 Many is the duel you must have fought over some young maid. 670 00:51:15,856 --> 00:51:18,484 Peon flunky, how dare you sit in my presence. 671 00:51:18,658 --> 00:51:21,422 Get up! Get up before I cut your heart out. 672 00:51:21,661 --> 00:51:24,892 You needn't be so rude about it. I just wanted to have a little talk. 673 00:51:25,065 --> 00:51:27,499 I didn't get angry when you asked me to get the wine. 674 00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:31,603 Get the innkeeper. Get him down here. I'll have his heart and yours. 675 00:51:35,575 --> 00:51:38,339 My mother was right. Fine clothes do not make the gentleman. 676 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,707 Get the innkeeper! 677 00:51:42,315 --> 00:51:43,339 Peasants. 678 00:51:54,628 --> 00:51:57,096 Chico, what are you doing? 679 00:51:57,264 --> 00:51:59,858 Ricardo, do you want to kill your old friend? Shh. 680 00:52:03,904 --> 00:52:05,667 You're not stealing from them? 681 00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:07,272 Of course. 682 00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,375 But these men are our guests. We can't rob them in cold blood. 683 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:12,910 Ricardo, I am a simple hard-working bandit. 684 00:52:13,079 --> 00:52:15,809 If this is wrong, why is it all right to rob the coach? 685 00:52:15,982 --> 00:52:18,542 When you rob a coach, there's adventure, there's danger. 686 00:52:18,718 --> 00:52:20,276 But there's danger here too. 687 00:52:20,453 --> 00:52:21,920 He might wake up, the fat man. 688 00:52:22,088 --> 00:52:23,419 And he's bigger than me. 689 00:52:23,590 --> 00:52:26,286 - Chico, for my sake, put the money back. - Oh, no, no. 690 00:52:26,459 --> 00:52:28,290 Please. For me. 691 00:52:28,461 --> 00:52:31,453 - Let me help you. - But it's a shame. 692 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,662 We gotta have a long talk on the question of ethics. 693 00:52:36,837 --> 00:52:39,203 Believe me, we gotta. 694 00:52:47,881 --> 00:52:49,007 Oh. 695 00:52:50,717 --> 00:52:53,185 I think I shall have you hung outside the inn... 696 00:52:53,353 --> 00:52:55,321 ...as an example to the other peasants. 697 00:52:59,693 --> 00:53:01,854 Get something to tie him with quick. 698 00:53:02,028 --> 00:53:05,156 - But he's winning. - Please, little one, don't argue with me. 699 00:53:12,138 --> 00:53:14,333 Torro. Torro. 700 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:16,002 Torro. 701 00:53:29,522 --> 00:53:31,490 How dare you. 702 00:53:49,042 --> 00:53:51,875 Help, Torro, help. 703 00:54:02,422 --> 00:54:04,117 Torro. 704 00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:06,121 Torro! 705 00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:09,317 Torro! 706 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:10,554 Shh. 707 00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:13,699 Torro, you fool, wake up! Wake...! 708 00:54:18,772 --> 00:54:20,330 What is that? 709 00:54:20,907 --> 00:54:23,398 Ricardo, sit on him. 710 00:54:32,585 --> 00:54:35,952 Everybody going, coming, going someplace tonight. 711 00:54:36,122 --> 00:54:38,682 Tie a few more knots in him. I'll be right back. 712 00:54:39,592 --> 00:54:41,457 You misunderstood. 713 00:54:41,628 --> 00:54:44,461 We weren't taking the money. We were putting it back. 714 00:54:46,566 --> 00:54:48,534 - Are you the innkeeper? - Yes, yes. 715 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,795 I'm Captain Gomez of the governor's guard. 716 00:54:50,971 --> 00:54:54,338 We're looking for the Kissing Bandit. He's a man with little piggy eyes. 717 00:54:54,507 --> 00:54:57,067 Oh, little piggy eyes? Well, he's not here. 718 00:54:57,243 --> 00:55:01,373 My good man, do you take me for a fool? I'm gonna search every room of this inn. 719 00:55:01,581 --> 00:55:03,708 Cover every inch of ground. I'll take upstairs. 720 00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:05,350 Wait, captain. I wouldn't. 721 00:55:05,518 --> 00:55:09,477 Because we got two very important guests upstairs just arrived from Spain. 722 00:55:09,656 --> 00:55:12,284 A Count Belmonte and a General Torro. 723 00:55:12,459 --> 00:55:15,292 I wouldn't bother them because they're all tied up right now. 724 00:55:15,462 --> 00:55:17,327 Nonsense, nonsense. 725 00:55:17,497 --> 00:55:19,488 Count Belmonte? 726 00:55:20,066 --> 00:55:21,966 General Torro? 727 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,397 Men, men! 728 00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:26,402 Men, new orders. Back to the hacienda. 729 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,063 We've got to tell the governor. 730 00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:29,503 Come on, men, follow me. 731 00:55:30,577 --> 00:55:33,410 All tied up. I told him they were all tied up. 732 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,741 They don't know the joke. 733 00:55:41,221 --> 00:55:44,213 I wonder why that Gomez was so scared of these two, huh? 734 00:55:44,391 --> 00:55:46,325 There must be a reason. 735 00:55:58,204 --> 00:56:01,367 What is the matter? - I have the funniest dream. 736 00:56:01,541 --> 00:56:07,138 I dreamed that three men was fighting and they tie me up with the rope and... 737 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,979 How do you like that? I'm still dreaming. 738 00:56:16,189 --> 00:56:17,178 Go to sleep. 739 00:56:23,430 --> 00:56:24,624 - Chico. - What? 740 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:25,924 Chico, look. 741 00:56:26,099 --> 00:56:27,760 "To the governor of California: 742 00:56:27,934 --> 00:56:32,371 I introduce to you herewith Count Belmonte, my personal tax collector... 743 00:56:32,539 --> 00:56:36,407 ...and General Torro, chief of my secret police. 744 00:56:36,576 --> 00:56:41,343 They will report on your activities to me and bring me, once and for all, your taxes. 745 00:56:41,514 --> 00:56:44,779 Their will is to be your law. Signed, Alfonso. " 746 00:56:44,951 --> 00:56:47,385 - Who is he? - Alfonso the king. 747 00:56:47,554 --> 00:56:49,818 Oh, Chico, these are terribly important men. 748 00:56:49,989 --> 00:56:52,549 - Then maybe we'd better shoot them, huh? - No, you can't. 749 00:56:52,725 --> 00:56:55,785 Those soldiers, you already told them that these two are here. 750 00:56:55,962 --> 00:56:57,827 That's right. But we cannot let them go. 751 00:56:57,997 --> 00:57:00,158 They will snitch on us. 752 00:57:03,903 --> 00:57:07,395 This letter will introduce them to the governor. 753 00:57:16,716 --> 00:57:18,308 Remember, please, remember... 754 00:57:18,485 --> 00:57:21,352 ...not one word about taxes today. 755 00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:23,887 I've planned entertainment for all day long. 756 00:57:24,057 --> 00:57:25,991 Every moment filled. 757 00:57:26,159 --> 00:57:28,354 So they won't have time to ask about the money. 758 00:57:28,528 --> 00:57:30,291 - Is that right, Isabella? - Right, Jose. 759 00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:33,523 Just keep them busy and pray for a miracle. 760 00:57:39,239 --> 00:57:42,606 Soldiers, you are in a very bad position. 761 00:57:42,775 --> 00:57:44,174 You have to go this direction. 762 00:57:44,344 --> 00:57:47,313 - Never mind about the soldiers. - Never mind about the soldiers. 763 00:57:48,848 --> 00:57:52,648 And musicians, go over this... 764 00:57:52,919 --> 00:57:55,353 That's all right. You're all right where you are. 765 00:57:55,522 --> 00:58:00,084 And don't forget now, play loud and long. 766 00:58:01,027 --> 00:58:03,359 Not long, short. 767 00:58:03,530 --> 00:58:06,021 - And I say short I mean... - Your Excellency. 768 00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:08,565 - You're demoted. - Well, why? What did I do now? 769 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:12,535 Nothing. That's for nothing, Lieutenant Gomez. 770 00:58:15,408 --> 00:58:16,932 Is that right, Isabella? 771 00:58:17,110 --> 00:58:19,078 They're coming. They're coming. 772 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,350 Big, happy smiles, everybody. 773 00:58:29,522 --> 00:58:31,387 Like this: 774 00:58:35,562 --> 00:58:37,462 Ricardo, I don't know how to act. 775 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,066 They won't be fooled. They'll take one look at me and shoot. 776 00:58:41,234 --> 00:58:43,225 Chico, I know how gentlemen act. 777 00:58:43,403 --> 00:58:45,769 I've seen them in the hotels where I have worked. 778 00:58:45,939 --> 00:58:48,965 Just do everything I do. Come on. 779 00:58:56,683 --> 00:58:57,672 Fire. 780 00:58:59,419 --> 00:59:01,148 It's a salute, in our honor. 781 00:59:01,321 --> 00:59:02,549 In our faces. 782 00:59:03,890 --> 00:59:05,221 Smile. Smile. 783 00:59:09,329 --> 00:59:10,557 This is really living. 784 00:59:10,730 --> 00:59:13,028 It may be dying. 785 00:59:13,499 --> 00:59:16,161 This is a very charming room. 786 00:59:17,503 --> 00:59:20,495 And now, gentlemen, my most precious jewel: 787 00:59:20,673 --> 00:59:23,164 My daughter, Teresa. 788 00:59:27,614 --> 00:59:31,550 Teresa, I wish to present His Majesty's emissaries. 789 00:59:31,718 --> 00:59:35,176 Count Belmonte and General Torro. 790 00:59:49,202 --> 00:59:51,670 Well, dear? 791 00:59:51,838 --> 00:59:53,601 Count Belmonte... 792 00:59:53,773 --> 00:59:55,832 ...and General Torro? 793 00:59:57,143 --> 01:00:01,045 Teresa, don't you have anything to say to our guests? 794 01:00:01,214 --> 01:00:03,114 But she don't need to. 795 01:00:03,283 --> 01:00:05,945 She looks so nice when she don't say nothing. 796 01:00:06,419 --> 01:00:07,784 Thank you. 797 01:00:07,954 --> 01:00:10,388 But she wants to say it's a great honor to meet you. 798 01:00:10,556 --> 01:00:12,456 Don't you, dear? 799 01:00:17,930 --> 01:00:19,420 It's a great honor. 800 01:00:19,966 --> 01:00:23,367 Perhaps the senorita had imagined me as being quite different. 801 01:00:23,536 --> 01:00:24,560 Very different. 802 01:00:25,238 --> 01:00:30,801 And the difference is very pleasant, isn't it, darling? 803 01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:33,440 Yes, very pleasant. 804 01:00:34,314 --> 01:00:39,775 Now, she's very anxious for you to try our good California wine. 805 01:00:39,952 --> 01:00:41,385 Aren't you, dear, yeah? 806 01:00:41,554 --> 01:00:43,749 Yes, very anxious. 807 01:00:44,123 --> 01:00:46,182 Father, if I could just go to my room. 808 01:00:46,359 --> 01:00:48,520 Yes, dear. 809 01:00:49,829 --> 01:00:53,822 Oh, general. The secret police. 810 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:56,867 What a dangerous life you must lead. 811 01:00:57,036 --> 01:00:58,663 Believe me. 812 01:01:01,674 --> 01:01:06,771 Count Belmonte, you don't know how honored I am to have you under my roof. 813 01:01:11,684 --> 01:01:13,242 What was that? 814 01:01:13,686 --> 01:01:15,278 A joke. 815 01:01:17,457 --> 01:01:19,186 A family joke. 816 01:01:19,359 --> 01:01:20,553 A very funny one. 817 01:01:20,727 --> 01:01:24,185 If the joke is finished, you can tell us where the tax money is, huh? 818 01:01:24,364 --> 01:01:27,128 - No. - No? 819 01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:31,532 Why, I wouldn't think of bothering now right after you have arrived... 820 01:01:31,704 --> 01:01:34,502 ...when you are tired and weary from your journey. 821 01:01:34,674 --> 01:01:35,936 Certainly not. 822 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:39,567 Right now you should be entertained. 823 01:01:48,721 --> 01:01:54,853 If you steal a kiss, dear 824 01:01:57,497 --> 01:02:00,295 Please bring it back 825 01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:05,233 With the dawn 826 01:02:05,405 --> 01:02:09,432 But if you steal 827 01:02:09,609 --> 01:02:12,169 My heart, dear 828 01:02:13,112 --> 01:02:18,345 I'll know it's gone 829 01:02:19,051 --> 01:02:24,683 Forever gone 830 01:02:25,958 --> 01:02:27,516 Gone 831 01:02:27,693 --> 01:02:35,190 Forever gone 832 01:02:42,442 --> 01:02:45,070 Excellent. Excellent. 833 01:02:45,978 --> 01:02:47,639 Fine. Fine. 834 01:02:47,814 --> 01:02:49,577 Now we can go and get the taxes, huh? 835 01:02:49,749 --> 01:02:52,616 Teresa, why don't we show our guests the rest of the hacienda? 836 01:02:52,785 --> 01:02:57,051 Wonderful idea. Why don't you show them around the patio, Teresa, slowly? 837 01:02:57,223 --> 01:03:00,317 I mean, so they can see all the flowers. 838 01:03:00,493 --> 01:03:01,824 Yes, why don't you, senorita? 839 01:03:01,994 --> 01:03:04,258 I think Aunt Isabella better come along too. 840 01:03:04,430 --> 01:03:07,729 She knows the Latin names of all the flowers, don't you, Aunt Isabella? 841 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:10,425 - But, chief...? - Come along, General Torro. 842 01:03:10,603 --> 01:03:12,195 I'm coming right back. 843 01:03:12,371 --> 01:03:15,067 How many flowers can there be? 844 01:03:24,250 --> 01:03:27,913 Your Excellency. Your Excellency, I'm very suspicious about something. 845 01:03:28,087 --> 01:03:29,452 And it's one of your guests. 846 01:03:29,622 --> 01:03:31,146 That General Torro. 847 01:03:31,324 --> 01:03:34,851 I have a very definite feeling I've seen him somewhere before. 848 01:03:35,027 --> 01:03:36,153 What? 849 01:03:36,329 --> 01:03:40,197 Oh, of course, I don't suppose I could have seen him anywhere, could I? 850 01:03:40,366 --> 01:03:44,063 After all, with me in California and him in Spain. 851 01:03:44,237 --> 01:03:47,035 Still, it does seem to me that I've seen that face somewhere. 852 01:03:47,206 --> 01:03:49,174 Gomez. 853 01:03:49,442 --> 01:03:53,003 Well, I guess I couldn't have seen it anywhere after all. 854 01:03:53,179 --> 01:03:55,238 No, well, excuse me. 855 01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:57,245 Maybe this other fellow was a relative. 856 01:03:57,416 --> 01:04:00,408 Seems funny to have relatives all over the country like that... 857 01:04:00,586 --> 01:04:04,716 General Torro, you don't know how wonderful it is for a woman like me... 858 01:04:04,891 --> 01:04:08,759 ...here in the wilds of this terrible California to meet a man like you. 859 01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:13,922 - What's the matter with California? - Oh, the men here have no conversation. 860 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:18,696 But you, fresh from Spain, must know all the latest gossip. 861 01:04:18,871 --> 01:04:21,999 Tell me, what's new in Madrid? 862 01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:23,937 Madrid? 863 01:04:24,544 --> 01:04:27,741 Oh, the men are chasing the women. The women are chasing the men. 864 01:04:27,914 --> 01:04:29,905 The same as all over. 865 01:04:30,082 --> 01:04:32,107 But they do it differently in Spain. 866 01:04:32,285 --> 01:04:35,220 - They do? How? General. 867 01:04:35,388 --> 01:04:38,789 When the king told me I must come to California, I thought how dreary... 868 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,189 ...how very dull, land of peasants and peons. 869 01:04:42,361 --> 01:04:46,127 Stop it. You can just stop being Count Belmonte right now. 870 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,529 Do you think I don't know who you are, you...? 871 01:04:48,701 --> 01:04:51,431 You, bandit, you. 872 01:04:51,604 --> 01:04:53,970 Why are you here? Did you come to rob my father? 873 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:55,664 No. No. 874 01:04:55,841 --> 01:05:00,005 I suppose you're going to tell me that you came here just to see me. 875 01:05:00,179 --> 01:05:01,976 Well, yes. 876 01:05:02,381 --> 01:05:03,848 Oh, what nonsense. 877 01:05:04,016 --> 01:05:07,452 You had me in your power once and you... You didn't... 878 01:05:07,620 --> 01:05:09,019 You mean... 879 01:05:09,188 --> 01:05:10,655 ...I didn't kiss you. 880 01:05:11,724 --> 01:05:14,522 - Why didn't you? - Oh, anyone but you, senorita. 881 01:05:14,694 --> 01:05:18,152 You were so lovely I just couldn't, I... 882 01:05:18,798 --> 01:05:20,265 Then last night? 883 01:05:20,433 --> 01:05:23,061 I had to find out if you were as lovely as I remembered. 884 01:05:23,235 --> 01:05:24,668 And you were. 885 01:05:24,837 --> 01:05:26,429 And you are. 886 01:05:26,606 --> 01:05:31,839 But I was told that the Kissing Bandit had a habit of kissing people. 887 01:05:32,011 --> 01:05:34,377 Well, of course. That's why I'm here. 888 01:05:34,547 --> 01:05:37,311 But you shouldn't have come to the hacienda like this. 889 01:05:37,483 --> 01:05:40,384 It's terribly dangerous for you. You might be killed. 890 01:05:40,553 --> 01:05:43,386 Do you think I wouldn't risk my life for a moment with you? 891 01:05:43,556 --> 01:05:45,888 And besides, what if there is danger? 892 01:05:46,058 --> 01:05:47,719 I live on danger. 893 01:05:47,893 --> 01:05:50,225 Many a night, my men and I have ridden for miles... 894 01:05:50,396 --> 01:05:54,025 ...to some far-off hacienda where a lovely senorita is waiting. 895 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:56,065 Waiting to be serenaded by me. 896 01:05:56,235 --> 01:05:58,362 - Many a night we've... - Many a night, is it? 897 01:05:58,537 --> 01:06:00,596 After all, you see girls you want so often... 898 01:06:00,773 --> 01:06:03,173 ...that you must risk your life almost every night. 899 01:06:03,342 --> 01:06:05,503 - Oh, no, no. - Oh, yes. 900 01:06:05,678 --> 01:06:08,306 You kiss every woman you see. And... And they love it. 901 01:06:08,481 --> 01:06:10,278 - They swoon. - But this is different. 902 01:06:10,449 --> 01:06:11,916 It certainly is different. 903 01:06:12,084 --> 01:06:14,917 First, if I were one of the women you kissed... 904 01:06:15,087 --> 01:06:17,351 ...I wouldn't swoon, I'd scream. 905 01:06:17,523 --> 01:06:20,788 And second, I just wouldn't be one of the women you kiss. Not ever. 906 01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,120 Do you hear me? Not ever. 907 01:06:22,294 --> 01:06:24,057 But, senorita, please, listen to me. 908 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:27,165 - You better leave before I tell my father. - But if you'll only... 909 01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:30,200 Furthermore, don't you dare speak to me unless it's necessary. 910 01:06:30,369 --> 01:06:31,893 I think you're a... 911 01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:34,062 I think you're... 912 01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,340 What's more, I don't even like you. 913 01:06:37,143 --> 01:06:40,772 "Many a night the lovely senoritas are waiting. " Well! 914 01:06:44,216 --> 01:06:46,446 I wonder what I said that was wrong. 915 01:06:51,590 --> 01:06:55,788 All right, I looked at all the flowers, now let's look at all the taxes. 916 01:06:55,961 --> 01:06:58,896 Chico, we'd better forget about the taxes and get out of here. 917 01:06:59,065 --> 01:07:00,999 Forget about the... Now? 918 01:07:01,167 --> 01:07:03,635 When we got the money right under our nose? 919 01:07:03,803 --> 01:07:06,670 What's the matter with you? Why? 920 01:07:08,541 --> 01:07:10,702 Is it that girl? 921 01:07:11,177 --> 01:07:14,010 Well, things haven't been going the way I planned. 922 01:07:14,180 --> 01:07:15,875 I don't think she likes me. 923 01:07:16,048 --> 01:07:17,743 Sit down. 924 01:07:23,222 --> 01:07:27,784 Little one, no one's around, so tell me something man to man. 925 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,450 Have you...? 926 01:07:29,628 --> 01:07:32,426 Have you had much to do with women? 927 01:07:33,432 --> 01:07:35,093 Not much. 928 01:07:36,368 --> 01:07:38,302 Ricardo, tell me the truth. 929 01:07:38,471 --> 01:07:43,306 Before you kissed Teresa, did you ever kiss anyone else? 930 01:07:45,211 --> 01:07:48,203 And you know something else, man to man? 931 01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,711 I didn't even kiss Teresa. 932 01:07:52,618 --> 01:07:54,518 Now we gotta stay here. 933 01:07:54,687 --> 01:07:57,053 And believe me, I'm not speaking about the money... 934 01:07:57,223 --> 01:08:00,124 ...but a kissing bandit who never kissed a woman. 935 01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:04,820 It's no good for your reputation, your father's reputation. 936 01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:07,227 We gotta do something. 937 01:08:08,801 --> 01:08:11,793 You gotta start right now with this girl. 938 01:08:11,971 --> 01:08:14,633 - But, Chico, she doesn't like me. - She doesn't like you? 939 01:08:14,807 --> 01:08:16,638 - Who said she didn't like you? - She did. 940 01:08:16,809 --> 01:08:18,777 She did? What does she know about it? 941 01:08:18,944 --> 01:08:21,913 Women always say no, as I remember. 942 01:08:22,081 --> 01:08:26,074 - Well, maybe sometimes they mean it. - Now, Ricardo, listen. 943 01:08:26,252 --> 01:08:28,584 They always want to say yes. 944 01:08:28,754 --> 01:08:31,416 But when they are little girls their mothers tell them: 945 01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:34,024 "Don't make it easy. Make it tough. " 946 01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:36,787 So, you gotta make eyes a little... 947 01:08:36,962 --> 01:08:40,728 ...flirt a little, waste a little time. 948 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:43,027 Then they say yes always. 949 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:45,670 This I do remember. 950 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:47,263 Maybe you're right. 951 01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,168 Perhaps I've been a little too quick. 952 01:08:49,341 --> 01:08:51,172 Tried to rush things a little too much. 953 01:08:51,343 --> 01:08:52,867 Sure, sure. 954 01:08:53,679 --> 01:08:55,670 But now you got a little time, see... 955 01:08:55,848 --> 01:08:59,750 ...so you can take care of your little job, I will take care of my little job. 956 01:08:59,919 --> 01:09:05,152 I go and ask that Don Jose again for the taxes, and this time he better say yes. 957 01:09:05,491 --> 01:09:07,550 No. Siesta. 958 01:09:07,726 --> 01:09:10,752 It's time for siesta. Everybody sleeps. 959 01:09:10,930 --> 01:09:13,455 Custom of the country, you know. Come along. 960 01:09:13,632 --> 01:09:17,568 - But we gotta... - Siesta. 961 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:15,057 Siesta 962 01:10:15,227 --> 01:10:19,027 Siesta 963 01:10:19,698 --> 01:10:22,394 Go away, fly 964 01:10:22,568 --> 01:10:25,969 Stop your buzzing by 965 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:30,268 Can't you see that I need 966 01:10:30,442 --> 01:10:33,377 Siesta? 967 01:10:33,545 --> 01:10:37,037 Siesta 968 01:10:37,516 --> 01:10:40,610 Leave me be 969 01:10:40,786 --> 01:10:44,119 Go away from me 970 01:10:44,290 --> 01:10:47,817 Need my energy 971 01:10:47,993 --> 01:10:51,793 For siesta 972 01:10:52,031 --> 01:10:55,592 Siesta 973 01:10:56,302 --> 01:10:59,601 I want to dream of a maid 974 01:10:59,772 --> 01:11:02,434 And a rose 975 01:11:02,908 --> 01:11:05,069 But how can I dream 976 01:11:05,244 --> 01:11:09,442 When you perch on my nose? 977 01:11:10,049 --> 01:11:13,507 Siesta 978 01:11:13,953 --> 01:11:17,855 Siesta 979 01:11:21,093 --> 01:11:24,551 Get off of my chin, get out of my ear 980 01:11:24,730 --> 01:11:28,131 Get off of my nose, get out of here 981 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:31,758 Get out of my life, I'm talking to you 982 01:11:31,937 --> 01:11:37,000 Fly, why don't you shoo, fly, shoo? 983 01:11:39,011 --> 01:11:42,708 Siesta 984 01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:45,873 Go away, fly 985 01:11:46,051 --> 01:11:49,612 Stop your buzzing by 986 01:11:49,922 --> 01:11:53,517 Don't you ruin my 987 01:11:53,692 --> 01:11:57,093 Siesta 988 01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:01,560 Siesta 989 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:21,276 Allow me to introduce you. 990 01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:25,312 Senors, senores, my honored guests... 991 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,283 ...the emissaries of His Majesty the king... 992 01:12:28,460 --> 01:12:31,088 ...Count Belmonte, General Torro. 993 01:12:35,968 --> 01:12:38,095 Say a little something. 994 01:12:39,071 --> 01:12:43,440 I'm sure that His Majesty would want me to say that he loves you all. 995 01:12:43,609 --> 01:12:46,544 And as for the general and myself... 996 01:12:47,079 --> 01:12:51,448 ...why, we're completely overwhelmed by the lovely women of California. 997 01:12:53,819 --> 01:12:55,218 It's nice to have you here. 998 01:12:55,387 --> 01:12:57,719 How long are you gonna stay with us, count? 999 01:12:57,890 --> 01:12:59,949 I hope you'll make your visit quite long... 1000 01:13:00,125 --> 01:13:03,094 ...and enjoy our beautiful wine in California. 1001 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:17,041 General Torro, why should we talk about the taxes? 1002 01:13:17,209 --> 01:13:18,369 It's really... 1003 01:13:20,979 --> 01:13:23,174 Let's enjoy our dinner. 1004 01:13:23,348 --> 01:13:26,545 - Eh, general? Oh, but you're forgetting Alfonso. 1005 01:13:27,352 --> 01:13:28,683 He's the king. 1006 01:13:28,854 --> 01:13:31,948 He's the one told us get the taxes and get out quick. 1007 01:13:32,124 --> 01:13:33,421 That's what I wanna do. 1008 01:13:33,592 --> 01:13:36,891 General, you can't possibly think of leaving before the fiesta. 1009 01:13:37,062 --> 01:13:40,259 - I'm saving all of my dances for you. - No, no, I... 1010 01:13:40,432 --> 01:13:43,299 The general is rather shy with the ladies, Dona Isabella. 1011 01:13:43,469 --> 01:13:47,428 - He's been a bachelor too long. - Nobody can be a bachelor too long. 1012 01:13:47,606 --> 01:13:49,699 Oh, general, you're so complicated... 1013 01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:53,504 ...so complex, so full of mystery. 1014 01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:54,839 Full of what? 1015 01:13:57,282 --> 01:13:58,806 I don't understand women. 1016 01:13:58,984 --> 01:14:01,214 That's because you haven't met the right woman. 1017 01:14:01,386 --> 01:14:04,116 Every man needs a woman to inspire him. 1018 01:14:04,289 --> 01:14:05,688 Oh, that's so true. 1019 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:08,520 Every man needs a lovely lady to encourage him... 1020 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,889 ...to urge him on to great deeds. 1021 01:14:11,063 --> 01:14:13,588 Yes, and to marry him. 1022 01:14:14,199 --> 01:14:16,599 Well, to me, Count Belmonte seems the type of man... 1023 01:14:16,768 --> 01:14:20,898 ...that would prefer a variety of women rather than any particular one. 1024 01:14:21,073 --> 01:14:22,870 Oh, no, no. Really, honestly. 1025 01:14:23,041 --> 01:14:25,532 - You see, dear? - Do you understand, dear? 1026 01:14:25,711 --> 01:14:29,169 I think it's perfectly horrible the way parents try to arrange marriages. 1027 01:14:29,348 --> 01:14:31,873 Especially to people they hardly know. 1028 01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:34,484 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to go to my room. 1029 01:14:34,653 --> 01:14:36,883 I wanna change my dress. 1030 01:14:37,055 --> 01:14:38,955 But I think your dress is beautiful. 1031 01:14:39,124 --> 01:14:41,752 Oh, you do, do you? Well, I don't. 1032 01:14:44,830 --> 01:14:48,391 You see, Teresa feels that marriages should not be arranged... 1033 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:50,831 ...but should be for love. 1034 01:14:52,471 --> 01:14:54,405 Oh, I think she's right too. 1035 01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:58,475 As a matter of fact, I come from a line of people who believe in marrying for love. 1036 01:14:58,644 --> 01:15:00,305 Now, take my father and my mother. 1037 01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:02,379 He abducted her. 1038 01:15:05,651 --> 01:15:08,051 He abducted her. 1039 01:15:17,129 --> 01:15:18,494 Don't scream. 1040 01:15:18,664 --> 01:15:20,564 I never scream. What are you doing here? 1041 01:15:20,732 --> 01:15:23,200 I've come to take you away, carry you over the border. 1042 01:15:23,368 --> 01:15:26,132 - Someplace where we can be together. - You want to abduct me? 1043 01:15:26,305 --> 01:15:28,034 Yes. We've dilly-dallied long enough. 1044 01:15:29,575 --> 01:15:32,806 But this is so unexpected and, well, I have other things to do. 1045 01:15:32,978 --> 01:15:36,141 My father's downstairs waiting for me and we have a lot of guests... 1046 01:15:36,315 --> 01:15:38,840 But in an abduction, these trivial things don't matter. 1047 01:15:39,017 --> 01:15:40,917 But I'm not dressed. Look. 1048 01:15:41,086 --> 01:15:42,212 Oh. 1049 01:15:42,421 --> 01:15:43,945 Oh, I beg your pardon. 1050 01:15:44,122 --> 01:15:47,455 I had no idea. I mean, I'm sorry. 1051 01:15:47,626 --> 01:15:49,617 May I see you about this later, downstairs? 1052 01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:51,456 Maybe. 1053 01:16:01,473 --> 01:16:04,772 There's nothing wrong with me 1054 01:16:04,943 --> 01:16:07,605 He tried to abduct me 1055 01:16:33,272 --> 01:16:38,232 Sometime this Don Jose has got to stop finding things for me to look at. 1056 01:20:14,826 --> 01:20:17,488 Keep the governor busy, I'm gonna get the money now. 1057 01:20:17,662 --> 01:20:20,927 - But about the money, I... - Believe me, we need it. 1058 01:20:23,969 --> 01:20:26,460 Now I know who you are. 1059 01:20:26,805 --> 01:20:28,295 And I know who you are too. 1060 01:20:28,473 --> 01:20:30,668 Ever since you came here I've been watching you. 1061 01:20:30,842 --> 01:20:33,037 And I've been watching you too. 1062 01:20:33,211 --> 01:20:35,441 - You have? - Yes, I have. 1063 01:20:35,614 --> 01:20:38,549 And if ever I saw a criminal face, you got it. 1064 01:20:38,717 --> 01:20:41,242 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 1065 01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:44,820 And if you don't keep out of my sight, I'm gonna remember your crime. 1066 01:20:44,990 --> 01:20:47,254 - Then you'll be sorry. - But I didn't do anything. 1067 01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:48,483 - You did. - What? 1068 01:20:48,660 --> 01:20:50,184 - You know what. - No, I don't know. 1069 01:20:50,362 --> 01:20:54,696 Yes, you do, and if you don't look out, you know what's gonna happen to you? 1070 01:20:54,866 --> 01:20:57,198 - No, what's going to happen? - You'll find out. 1071 01:20:57,369 --> 01:20:59,564 - But I... - Now get out and don't bother me. 1072 01:20:59,738 --> 01:21:02,206 - Yes, sir. - Wait a minute. 1073 01:21:02,374 --> 01:21:05,275 - Where is the treasury? - Through that door down the corridor... 1074 01:21:05,443 --> 01:21:07,877 ...turn left then you go downstairs. - Thanks. Go on. 1075 01:21:08,046 --> 01:21:10,606 Yes, sir. Watch the bottom step. It's loose. 1076 01:21:10,782 --> 01:21:12,374 All right. 1077 01:21:21,826 --> 01:21:24,624 You were wonderful. Both of you were simply wonderful. 1078 01:21:24,796 --> 01:21:27,162 Why, it's the most beautiful dance I've ever seen. 1079 01:21:27,332 --> 01:21:28,560 Oh, Your Excellency. 1080 01:21:28,733 --> 01:21:30,860 He tells that to every dancer he sees. 1081 01:21:31,036 --> 01:21:33,129 Well, I never met any dancers in Boston. 1082 01:21:33,305 --> 01:21:35,967 Boston? Has Your Excellency been in Boston? 1083 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,438 Why, yes, I... 1084 01:21:37,609 --> 01:21:40,942 I mean, I came through Boston on my way from Madrid, you see. 1085 01:21:41,112 --> 01:21:42,306 And it's... 1086 01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,011 I beg your pardon. 1087 01:21:47,185 --> 01:21:49,050 Will you excuse me? 1088 01:21:54,125 --> 01:21:58,721 I offer you the moon 1089 01:21:59,464 --> 01:22:03,525 Set in a summer sky 1090 01:22:04,369 --> 01:22:10,171 That is mine to give, se�orita 1091 01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:16,974 I offer you the breeze 1092 01:22:17,148 --> 01:22:21,414 Singing a lullaby 1093 01:22:22,053 --> 01:22:28,822 That is mine to give, se�orita 1094 01:22:29,794 --> 01:22:33,753 I can't bring a golden crown 1095 01:22:33,932 --> 01:22:38,665 Set with pearls and rubies rare 1096 01:22:39,004 --> 01:22:42,440 But I can bring a rose 1097 01:22:43,274 --> 01:22:48,507 And place it in your hair 1098 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:52,548 I offer you these things 1099 01:22:55,053 --> 01:22:58,181 That come from up above 1100 01:22:59,457 --> 01:23:03,518 I give them and my love 1101 01:23:03,695 --> 01:23:06,323 To you 1102 01:23:08,967 --> 01:23:13,301 You can't bring a golden crown 1103 01:23:13,471 --> 01:23:18,033 Set with pearls and rubies rare 1104 01:23:18,209 --> 01:23:22,339 But I can bring a rose 1105 01:23:23,214 --> 01:23:28,584 And place it in your hair 1106 01:23:28,753 --> 01:23:34,248 I offer you these things 1107 01:23:35,560 --> 01:23:39,087 That come from up above 1108 01:23:39,831 --> 01:23:44,962 - I give them and my love - I give them and my love 1109 01:23:45,470 --> 01:23:55,471 - To you - To you 1110 01:23:57,082 --> 01:24:00,074 Teresa, I love you very much. 1111 01:24:00,585 --> 01:24:04,453 - You've never said that before. - I've never said it to anyone before. 1112 01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:07,284 But it's what I should have said the moment I saw you. 1113 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,393 Because I knew it then. 1114 01:24:09,761 --> 01:24:11,251 Yes. 1115 01:24:11,996 --> 01:24:15,591 But it didn't seem possible it could happen so fast. 1116 01:24:15,767 --> 01:24:18,292 I couldn't admit it to myself. 1117 01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:20,130 But it's true. It did happen. 1118 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,504 Yes, I... I know. 1119 01:24:24,943 --> 01:24:27,411 - Teresa. Ricardo. 1120 01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:34,745 Senorita, your father's looking for you. 1121 01:24:34,919 --> 01:24:38,446 - But, Chico, Teresa and I were... - You stay here. I wanna tell you something. 1122 01:24:38,623 --> 01:24:40,352 Well, don't keep your father waiting. 1123 01:24:40,525 --> 01:24:42,117 Oh, Ricardo... 1124 01:24:42,293 --> 01:24:43,954 Well, I'll tell you later. 1125 01:24:44,129 --> 01:24:45,926 She'll tell you later. 1126 01:24:46,097 --> 01:24:47,792 Well, I'll tell you now. 1127 01:24:47,966 --> 01:24:50,366 What happened to you? You've got cobwebs on you. 1128 01:24:50,535 --> 01:24:52,594 Believe me, that's all I got on me. 1129 01:24:52,771 --> 01:24:56,332 That robber, that fine governor of California. 1130 01:24:56,508 --> 01:24:59,443 Do you know what I found in the treasury? 1131 01:25:00,445 --> 01:25:02,743 Twelve stinking pesos... 1132 01:25:02,914 --> 01:25:05,747 ...and believe me, they look homemade. 1133 01:25:07,385 --> 01:25:09,353 Come on. Now we gotta leave here for sure. 1134 01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:12,012 Wonderful. Only I'd like to wait for Teresa. 1135 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:13,919 Oh, Chico, I hope she goes with us. 1136 01:25:14,092 --> 01:25:17,926 Why do you want her to go with us? You've had enough time to kiss her. 1137 01:25:18,096 --> 01:25:21,361 But I'm in love with her. I wanna marry her. I want her for a lifetime. 1138 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:23,057 A life... 1139 01:25:23,234 --> 01:25:25,065 A lifetime. 1140 01:25:25,937 --> 01:25:29,236 Oh, that's... That's different. 1141 01:25:29,407 --> 01:25:31,398 Then there's only one thing to do. 1142 01:25:31,576 --> 01:25:35,171 Get on your horse, ride away from here, never see her no more. 1143 01:25:35,346 --> 01:25:36,870 Oh, I couldn't do that. 1144 01:25:37,048 --> 01:25:39,642 Then I don't think you love her too much. 1145 01:25:39,818 --> 01:25:42,013 I don't understand. 1146 01:25:48,393 --> 01:25:51,260 Little one, it's time to remember something. 1147 01:25:51,429 --> 01:25:52,589 You are a bandit. 1148 01:25:52,764 --> 01:25:54,925 And that is what you decided to be, no? 1149 01:25:55,099 --> 01:25:59,035 Yes, but there's nothing that says a bandit can't have a wife, Chico. 1150 01:25:59,204 --> 01:26:02,071 - Why, in all the books I've read it just... - Books. 1151 01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:04,640 This is not a book, Ricardo m�o. 1152 01:26:04,809 --> 01:26:07,403 This is not a dream you are dreaming. 1153 01:26:07,579 --> 01:26:11,481 But this is your life now, a bandit's life. 1154 01:26:11,649 --> 01:26:14,641 Hard. Sometimes very short. 1155 01:26:15,086 --> 01:26:17,680 But there are also good things in a bandit's life. 1156 01:26:17,989 --> 01:26:20,184 Freedom, excitement and adventure. 1157 01:26:20,358 --> 01:26:22,155 Sure, for you. 1158 01:26:22,594 --> 01:26:25,563 But for a gentle young girl like Teresa... 1159 01:26:25,730 --> 01:26:29,826 ...to spend her life hiding, running away, in danger... 1160 01:26:30,468 --> 01:26:32,663 ...is that you want for her? 1161 01:26:32,837 --> 01:26:34,168 No, no, of course not. 1162 01:26:34,339 --> 01:26:36,364 Sure not. 1163 01:26:37,475 --> 01:26:39,033 It's funny. 1164 01:26:39,644 --> 01:26:43,239 Because I'm a bandit chief, I was able to win my heroine. 1165 01:26:43,414 --> 01:26:46,679 And because I'm a bandit chief, I have to give her up. 1166 01:26:48,486 --> 01:26:51,387 I realize I have no right to her, Chico. 1167 01:26:51,556 --> 01:26:53,148 Let's go. 1168 01:27:06,704 --> 01:27:09,434 Love is where you find it 1169 01:27:09,607 --> 01:27:16,706 Don't be blind It's all around you everywhere 1170 01:27:17,215 --> 01:27:19,911 Take it, take a chance now 1171 01:27:20,084 --> 01:27:27,183 For romance now Tell someone that you care 1172 01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:30,458 Spring love comes upon you 1173 01:27:30,628 --> 01:27:34,462 When it's gone you feel despair 1174 01:27:34,632 --> 01:27:37,897 Soon, though, in the moon glow 1175 01:27:38,069 --> 01:27:41,561 You'll find that a new love is there 1176 01:27:41,739 --> 01:27:44,333 Love is where you find it 1177 01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:50,914 Fate designed it To be waiting everywhere 1178 01:27:52,016 --> 01:27:58,285 It may hide from you for a while 1179 01:27:58,756 --> 01:28:01,486 It may come tonight 1180 01:28:01,659 --> 01:28:05,686 In a smile 1181 01:28:06,097 --> 01:28:09,555 Fan the flame of a new love 1182 01:28:09,734 --> 01:28:13,033 In the arms of a new love 1183 01:28:13,204 --> 01:28:19,302 Seek and you shall find 1184 01:28:59,283 --> 01:29:01,774 Love is where you find it 1185 01:29:01,953 --> 01:29:03,181 Don't be blind 1186 01:29:03,354 --> 01:29:09,589 It's all around you everywhere 1187 01:29:26,077 --> 01:29:29,103 Little one, come on. Let us get out. 1188 01:29:29,447 --> 01:29:32,883 General Torro, this is the moment for which I've been waiting and waiting. 1189 01:29:33,051 --> 01:29:34,780 - But we've got business. - Let's dance. 1190 01:29:34,952 --> 01:29:37,182 But I don't dance too good. 1191 01:29:39,190 --> 01:29:40,817 Darling. 1192 01:29:41,092 --> 01:29:42,582 Teresa... 1193 01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:44,387 What I wanted to say was that... 1194 01:29:45,530 --> 01:29:47,054 ...I'll go away with you now. 1195 01:29:47,231 --> 01:29:48,994 That is if you still want me to. 1196 01:29:49,867 --> 01:29:54,429 Teresa, I'm a bandit and maybe you ought to realize... 1197 01:29:54,639 --> 01:29:56,698 I wouldn't have you any other way. 1198 01:29:56,874 --> 01:29:58,569 Shall we go? 1199 01:30:01,412 --> 01:30:04,506 Teresa, would you dance with me just this once? 1200 01:30:05,716 --> 01:30:07,149 All right. 1201 01:30:31,742 --> 01:30:35,974 Oh, general, your dancing is just like you are. Complicated. 1202 01:30:36,147 --> 01:30:37,614 Yes, I think so. 1203 01:30:43,588 --> 01:30:45,886 Hello. How are you? 1204 01:30:46,057 --> 01:30:48,389 I know that face from... 1205 01:30:56,134 --> 01:30:57,692 Stop. Stop. 1206 01:30:57,869 --> 01:31:00,463 Stop everything in the king's name. 1207 01:31:00,638 --> 01:31:02,105 I am Count Belmonte. 1208 01:31:02,273 --> 01:31:05,174 Guards, those two men are impostors. Seize them. 1209 01:31:07,111 --> 01:31:09,443 Where is the governor? Where is the governor? 1210 01:31:09,881 --> 01:31:11,314 Where is the governor, I say? 1211 01:31:11,482 --> 01:31:13,916 I'm... I'm Don Jose, the governor. 1212 01:31:14,085 --> 01:31:17,054 You've made a mistake that may cost you your head. 1213 01:31:17,788 --> 01:31:20,518 You're just what I expected in the first place. 1214 01:31:20,691 --> 01:31:22,283 Send all these people home. 1215 01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:24,587 Everybody. Get rid of them. 1216 01:31:24,762 --> 01:31:26,787 Bring those two men here. 1217 01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,765 Look at this man, governor. 1218 01:31:30,935 --> 01:31:33,165 This is the man known as the Kissing Bandit. 1219 01:31:33,337 --> 01:31:34,804 The other his chief accomplice. 1220 01:31:34,972 --> 01:31:36,769 Guards, take them away. 1221 01:31:36,941 --> 01:31:40,536 Throw them in chains. Have a gallows built. Hang them! 1222 01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:46,046 Oh, Count Belmonte, please, you can't hang them. You just can't. 1223 01:31:46,217 --> 01:31:47,343 And who is this? 1224 01:31:47,518 --> 01:31:49,383 This is my daughter, Teresa. 1225 01:31:49,554 --> 01:31:51,920 She is very pleased to welcome Your Excellency. 1226 01:31:52,623 --> 01:31:55,786 If the senorita would honor me with her presence for a while... 1227 01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:58,929 ...I might be inclined to feel more kindly toward her father... 1228 01:31:59,463 --> 01:32:01,624 ...in this entire disgraceful situation. 1229 01:32:01,799 --> 01:32:04,427 Oh, she would be delighted. 1230 01:32:04,602 --> 01:32:06,467 Wouldn't you, dear? 1231 01:32:06,671 --> 01:32:08,639 She would be delighted. 1232 01:32:09,907 --> 01:32:12,205 Hang the bandits at dawn. 1233 01:32:14,979 --> 01:32:16,378 Well, greetings, gentlemen. 1234 01:32:17,181 --> 01:32:18,773 What are you so happy about? 1235 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:20,815 Well, I've been demoted to private. 1236 01:32:20,985 --> 01:32:23,283 That may sound bad to you, but I just found out... 1237 01:32:23,454 --> 01:32:26,423 ...that privates are the only ones the governor can afford to pay. 1238 01:32:26,591 --> 01:32:30,049 So now for the first time I'm getting money for being in the army. 1239 01:32:30,228 --> 01:32:32,219 Well, what do you want for your last supper? 1240 01:32:32,663 --> 01:32:34,494 I don't want nothing. 1241 01:32:34,665 --> 01:32:35,962 But what do you want, Gomez? 1242 01:32:36,133 --> 01:32:38,897 Because maybe this is your last supper too. 1243 01:32:39,070 --> 01:32:41,129 You're in pretty much hot water, aren't you? 1244 01:32:41,305 --> 01:32:43,796 I am? Again? 1245 01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:45,408 Don't you think so? 1246 01:32:45,576 --> 01:32:48,636 Why, no. What have I done now? 1247 01:32:49,113 --> 01:32:51,013 What do you think the king is gonna say... 1248 01:32:51,182 --> 01:32:54,743 ...when he finds out you threw me, the chief of police, in jail? 1249 01:32:54,919 --> 01:32:56,784 - And me, Count Belmonte? - But you're not. 1250 01:32:56,954 --> 01:32:59,514 - You're just impersonating these people. - Who said that? 1251 01:32:59,690 --> 01:33:02,022 - Everybody's talking about it. - Don't believe them. 1252 01:33:02,193 --> 01:33:04,252 You're not General Torro and Count Belmonte. 1253 01:33:04,428 --> 01:33:05,452 - Are you? - No? 1254 01:33:05,630 --> 01:33:08,690 Weren't we introduced to you by the governor as Belmonte and Torro? 1255 01:33:08,866 --> 01:33:10,527 Do you think the governor would lie? 1256 01:33:10,701 --> 01:33:13,033 That's a terrible thing to say about the governor. 1257 01:33:13,204 --> 01:33:16,264 I don't like your attitude, Gomez. I'd be careful if I were you. 1258 01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:18,840 Please put down the keys. They make me nervous. 1259 01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:21,069 Everything was clear to me until a while ago. 1260 01:33:21,245 --> 01:33:23,213 Listen to me and we'll clear it up once... 1261 01:33:23,381 --> 01:33:24,405 It's all very simple. 1262 01:33:24,582 --> 01:33:27,642 - It's not difficult to understand. We'll take care of everything. 1263 01:33:27,818 --> 01:33:29,251 You see, we really like you. 1264 01:33:29,420 --> 01:33:31,650 And then you have nothing to worry about. 1265 01:33:32,957 --> 01:33:34,982 Now, don't go no place. 1266 01:33:35,159 --> 01:33:38,128 Look, the governor won't like this at all. 1267 01:33:47,004 --> 01:33:48,869 What's the matter? Go on. Go on. 1268 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,132 Look. 1269 01:33:54,979 --> 01:33:57,106 She shouldn't be alone with a man like him. 1270 01:33:57,281 --> 01:34:00,079 But it's not our business. Come on. 1271 01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:03,982 This is my business. 1272 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:18,730 That will teach you to stay away from my girl. 1273 01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:20,928 And you ought to be ashamed of yourself. 1274 01:34:21,105 --> 01:34:23,903 Torro. Don Jose, call out the guards. 1275 01:34:24,642 --> 01:34:27,475 Torro! Torro! 1276 01:34:29,347 --> 01:34:31,611 Stay out of this, Chico. This is my affair. 1277 01:34:31,782 --> 01:34:34,683 Torro, draw your sword and cut these men to ribbons. 1278 01:34:37,755 --> 01:34:40,815 You stay out and I'll stay out. 1279 01:34:40,991 --> 01:34:42,583 Teresa, you'd better go inside. 1280 01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:45,024 This is no place for a lady. 1281 01:34:45,363 --> 01:34:46,660 Very well, Ricardo. 1282 01:34:46,831 --> 01:34:48,492 Now, are you ready? 1283 01:34:48,666 --> 01:34:50,634 This is outrageous. I don't fight peasants. 1284 01:34:50,801 --> 01:34:52,701 Put up your fists. 1285 01:34:54,338 --> 01:34:56,363 How unfair. 1286 01:35:00,311 --> 01:35:02,506 - I thought they were in jail. - Stop it. Stop it. 1287 01:35:05,483 --> 01:35:07,246 You don't want to help Count Belmonte. 1288 01:35:07,418 --> 01:35:09,682 Well, I... No. 1289 01:35:09,854 --> 01:35:11,981 But I shouldn't help a man who is a bandit. 1290 01:35:12,156 --> 01:35:14,556 - It'll be much better if he wins. - Well, I... 1291 01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:17,985 Oh, general... 1292 01:35:18,162 --> 01:35:21,427 I mean, Mr. Bandit. 1293 01:35:24,368 --> 01:35:27,701 But even if Ricardo wins, he's still a bandit. 1294 01:35:27,872 --> 01:35:30,864 You can pardon him, can't you? You're the governor, aren't you? 1295 01:35:35,079 --> 01:35:37,172 That still leaves the problem of Belmonte. 1296 01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:40,507 You could order him out of the territory, couldn't you? 1297 01:35:40,684 --> 01:35:43,812 If he goes back without the taxes, Alfonso will cut off his head. 1298 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,250 What are you worried about? 1299 01:35:57,635 --> 01:36:00,729 Why don't you appoint someone to collect the money for you? 1300 01:36:00,905 --> 01:36:02,736 But whom? 1301 01:36:02,907 --> 01:36:06,741 You have a man right over here who has more experience collecting money... 1302 01:36:06,911 --> 01:36:09,311 ...than anyone else in California. 1303 01:36:09,480 --> 01:36:11,971 - I don't want the job. - There will be a commission. 1304 01:36:12,149 --> 01:36:14,140 - Then maybe I'll take it. - You're hired. 1305 01:36:14,318 --> 01:36:15,785 You can use my men to help you. 1306 01:36:15,953 --> 01:36:17,716 I don't want your men. I got my own. 1307 01:36:17,888 --> 01:36:19,446 It's a deal. 1308 01:36:42,146 --> 01:36:45,479 Well, Jose, you are the governor, aren't you? 1309 01:36:49,587 --> 01:36:52,852 Belmonte, get out of California. 1310 01:36:53,023 --> 01:36:54,285 I'm the governor. 1311 01:36:54,458 --> 01:36:56,255 Fine, little one. 1312 01:36:57,228 --> 01:36:59,628 Come on. Let's get out of here. 1313 01:36:59,797 --> 01:37:03,460 This California climate don't agree with you either. 1314 01:37:03,634 --> 01:37:06,933 I think you'll find Teresa waiting for you inside. 1315 01:37:07,104 --> 01:37:09,664 Thank you, Dona Isabella, but I can't stay. 1316 01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:12,638 If she cared for me at all, it was because I was a bandit. 1317 01:37:12,810 --> 01:37:14,801 And I'm no longer a bandit. 1318 01:37:14,979 --> 01:37:17,812 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going up to pack. 1319 01:37:18,215 --> 01:37:20,547 Run after him, Chico. Make him change his mind. 1320 01:37:20,718 --> 01:37:23,084 After all, you've been outlaws together. 1321 01:37:23,254 --> 01:37:26,690 - Why not in-laws together? - Yeah... 1322 01:37:27,558 --> 01:37:29,253 Together? 1323 01:37:31,829 --> 01:37:35,026 You... You cannot do it, little one. You cannot go away. 1324 01:37:35,199 --> 01:37:37,429 I'm sorry, Chico. I'm going back to Boston. 1325 01:37:37,601 --> 01:37:41,059 - I made up my mind. - Please, Ricardo. 1326 01:37:41,438 --> 01:37:44,669 Go downstairs and talk to Teresa first. 1327 01:37:44,842 --> 01:37:46,935 No, Chico, it's all over with. 1328 01:37:47,111 --> 01:37:49,477 Then think of me. I'm in terrible trouble. 1329 01:37:49,647 --> 01:37:52,343 I cannot face it alone. 1330 01:37:52,516 --> 01:37:55,007 It's that... That Isabella. 1331 01:37:55,185 --> 01:37:57,881 I am afraid I'm engaged. 1332 01:37:58,055 --> 01:38:00,216 Oh, that's fine news, Chico. 1333 01:38:00,391 --> 01:38:03,121 - I don't know. - Congratulations. 1334 01:38:03,294 --> 01:38:05,023 For me there's nothing, I guess. 1335 01:38:05,195 --> 01:38:07,390 No more adventure. No more romance. 1336 01:38:07,565 --> 01:38:13,731 If you steal a kiss, dear 1337 01:38:14,238 --> 01:38:22,236 I hope you'll return it someday 1338 01:38:22,846 --> 01:38:29,376 If you steal my dreams, dear 1339 01:38:29,954 --> 01:38:31,819 Please give them back 1340 01:38:31,989 --> 01:38:33,957 Teresa, you don't seem to understand. 1341 01:38:34,124 --> 01:38:37,116 Someway 1342 01:38:38,429 --> 01:38:44,732 If you take my midnight 1343 01:38:46,437 --> 01:38:49,133 Please bring it back 1344 01:38:49,306 --> 01:38:52,173 With my dawn 1345 01:38:52,343 --> 01:38:54,004 There's something I must tell you. 1346 01:38:54,178 --> 01:38:58,308 But if you steal 1347 01:38:58,482 --> 01:39:01,417 My heart, dear 1348 01:39:02,119 --> 01:39:08,854 I'll know it's gone 1349 01:39:09,159 --> 01:39:13,858 Forever gone 1350 01:39:17,668 --> 01:39:19,966 Teresa, look, I've got to make this clear to you. 1351 01:39:20,137 --> 01:39:21,502 I am not a bandit. 1352 01:39:21,672 --> 01:39:23,264 My father was the Kissing Bandit. 1353 01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:24,930 I was never a bandit. 1354 01:39:25,109 --> 01:39:27,600 I couldn't be a bandit in a million years. 1355 01:39:27,778 --> 01:39:31,145 I didn't inherit one single thing from my father. 1356 01:39:31,315 --> 01:39:35,547 Not one single thing. 1357 01:39:53,971 --> 01:39:55,700 Or did I? 1358 01:40:21,065 --> 01:40:23,056 ENGLISH SDH 102930