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You'll never believe
what happened to me at work.
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This old guy was choking on his food
and I saved his life.
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Did you Heimlich him?
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No, I said,
"I think that old guy's choking."
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Then one of the busboys Heimlich'd him.
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You're a hero.
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Yeah, that was the point of the story.
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Do you know
if you have Thursday night off?
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Uh, I think so, why?
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Why? It's Valentine's Day.
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Oh, right.
Yeah, we can do something.
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- You could be a little more into it.
- I'm into it, I'm into it.
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There's pressure to make the night special
and it never works out.
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Well, this time it's gonna be different
because I'm like a romance ninja. Heh.
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You don't see it coming and then... Bam!
Romance! Watch out! Hearts, kisses, love!
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Ooh! Ya!
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Sometimes I think I've made you
cooler than you used to be...
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then you go and do that.
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So in conclusion,
I believe the painful sensation felt...
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after passing a meal
of spicy chilies is proof...
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that the rectum does possess
the sense of taste.
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I concur, but you changed the subject.
What are we doing for Valentine's Day?
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Oh, you caught that, did you?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay. Okay!
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Okay.
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Everything okay?
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Bernie's a little cranky since
she's been working, like, 17 hours a day.
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I've got a lot on my plate too. I've been
busting my tail playing "Assassin's Creed."
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Stuart, you got anything going on
for Valentine's Day?
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Not really, other than hiding
all the sharp objects around here...
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and white-knuckling it till morning.
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What do you got going on?
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I was gonna spend the night
with my special little lady...
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but she got worms
and then I had to take her to the vet.
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There must be something
we can do.
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Uh, how about, uh,
you keep the store open late...
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and we throw a party for people
who don't have dates?
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That actually sounds kind of nice.
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The theme will be that the greatest love
a man can have is love he has with himself.
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That's good...
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or maybe something
a little less hand-in-the-pants.
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Oh. Alex, excellent.
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I have a research problem
that I believe you can help with.
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Oh, Dr. Cooper, thank you.
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I've been waiting for an opportunity
to contribute to your scientific work.
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Oh, no, that's not gonna happen. No.
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What I need you to do is find
a Valentine's gift for my girlfriend.
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I passed up an opportunity to work at
Fermilab to take this job with you.
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Well, I guess those
chaps will have to have
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someone else buy their
girlfriends presents.
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Now, here is... Oh, let's see...
This is...
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This is about $2000.
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Um, I think she likes monkeys
and the color gray.
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Contribute to my work. Heh.
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Ah, kids say the darndest things.
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- Hey, you coming to lunch?
- Yeah, one second.
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- I wanna show you something.
- What?
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I was trying to come up with something
really romantic to give Bernadette...
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for Valentine's Day
since she's been such a pain in the ass.
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You can't find a card that says that?
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Check it out. I used the atomic-force
microscope in the materials-science lab...
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and wrote our initials in a heart one
one-thousandth the size of a grain of sand.
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Oh, that's cool.
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A micro-Valentine for a
microbiologist. Heh.
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From her micro-husband.
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That is amazing.
How long did this take you?
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Ah, about 12 hours.
I pulled an all-nighter. Heh.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, I know, it really took a bite
out of my video-game time.
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What are you and Penny doing?
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I'm gonna take her
to a nice restaurant for dinner.
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That's not bad, but as far as romance goes,
I think my gift hits it right out of the...
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- Wanna come to dinner with us?
- Yes, please.
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Okay, uh, Amy will be here shortly
expecting the perfect Valentine's gift.
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So you're up, kid, dazzle me, go.
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Okay, I think I have some great choices.
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I went on Amy's Facebook page
and read her interests...
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See?
I never would've thought to do that.
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Clearly I made a good choice
farming this out to you.
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I'm telling you,
Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot.
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Anyway...
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my socks are on.
Let's knock them off.
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Well, um, I know
she loves playing the harp...
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so I found this beautiful music box
that plays one of her favorite songs.
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Now, Amy already has a real harp...
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and it can play any song.
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What are you trying to pull here?
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- No, it's just I thought...
- Next.
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Okay, um, I know she's a fan
of The Canterbury Tales...
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Mm.
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So I found this cool map that illustrates
the characters' journey through England.
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We could put it in a really nice frame.
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But she's got Google Maps on her phone.
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I don't know how to respond to that.
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I hope it's with a third good option
because these first two: Blah.
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Okay, well, uh, luckily
I saved the best for last.
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Since Amy's a neuroscientist,
I did some research...
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found out that Santiago Ramón y Cajal,
the father of modern neuroscience...
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did lots of hand
drawings of brain cells.
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And I managed to find this signed print.
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Wow.
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Oh, this is truly remarkable.
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- Thank you.
- I think I'll keep it for myself.
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- What about your girlfriend?
- Too late, I called dibs.
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This place is really beautiful.
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Wah. Romance ninja.
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Hey.
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- Sorry we're late.
- Hey.
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No problem. We just sat down.
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- Mm. Would you like some wine?
- Fill her up.
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I'll tell you when to stop.
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Is everything okay?
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Terrific. Couldn't be better.
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Oh, bite me.
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We can still have a nice night.
Just tell me where it is.
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If you did what you said
you were gonna do, I'd tell you.
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- Uh, where what is?
- She hid my Xbox like I'm a child.
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My mom got me that for my birthday,
so if you don't give it back, I'm telling.
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I've been working late every night.
All I asked was he clean the apartment...
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and do one load of laundry.
Did he? No.
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He kept on playing
that stupid game.
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You like pushing buttons so much,
try pushing them on the washing machine.
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- I said I'm sorry.
- Sorry doesn't clean my underpants, buddy.
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I told you. Turn them inside out.
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And I told you to bite me.
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Trying to have a magical night here, guys.
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- Oh, son of a bitch.
- What?
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- Nothing. Nothing.
- No, tell me.
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It's just this guy I used to date.
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Oh.
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Until he cheated on me with my friend
Gretchen, who's here with him.
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You're kidding.
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And it looks like she
lost a lot of weight.
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Damn it.
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I know it's not ideal,
but don't let them ruin our night.
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No, you're totally right.
She could be skinny because she's dying.
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That's the spirit.
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Screw them. Our night's gonna be
way more special than theirs.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, my God! Yes! Of
course I'll marry you!
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Ha, ha.
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Two can play this game. Penny...
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- Get up.
- All right.
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Nice that the people
who are lonely on Valentine's Day...
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can come here tonight
and be together.
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Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
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In fact, there's no place
I'd rather be than here.
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- Except on a date with anybody.
- Literally anybody.
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You and I have so much fun hanging out.
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If you were a girl,
all of our problems would be solved.
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What?
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Think about it. We'd hang out,
we'd read comic books, we'd see movies.
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It'd be like the best relationship ever.
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- It does sound nice.
- Then I'd take you home...
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slip off your little, black dress
and pile-drive you into oblivion.
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What?
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I can't believe he's gonna marry the girl
he cheated on me with.
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Isn't it kind of nice?
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He was with the wrong person.
Now he found the right person.
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So I'm the wrong person?
Maybe you wanna be with Gretchen too.
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They do look happy.
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Yeah, maybe tonight.
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But a year from now, he'll be crawling
under the sink looking for his Xbox.
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Well, he will.
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Why don't we just forget about them
and enjoy our Valentine's Day?
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Yes, absolutely.
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Heh. Now they're doing that phony,
link-arm-drink thingy.
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I totally taught him that.
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- I thought we were letting it go.
- We were. It's just not fair, okay?
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They're bad people.
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Not supposed to end happy for them,
it's supposed to end happy for me.
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Um, it did end happy for you.
You're here with me.
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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This is getting hard
to not take personally.
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- Come on. Don't make this about you.
- I'm not. It's about you.
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Yeah, whatever.
I told you Valentine's Day sucks.
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- This one does, and you're the reason why.
- What?
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Compared to them,
I'm feeling pretty good about us.
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Me too. How about we blow off dessert,
go home early? I'll do that laundry.
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Thank you.
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- I love you.
- Love you too.
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- So where'd you hide it?
- Where you'd never look.
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Damn it, it's in the washing machine.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Happy Valentine's Day.
- Okay.
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- Shall we go to dinner?
- Hang on.
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As you know,
I had planned a traditional evening...
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of romance and gifts.
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Yes, and as you know,
I planned to pretend to enjoy it.
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I've been working
on this facial expression all day.
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And I appreciate your effort...
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but upon contemplation,
I decided I was being selfish.
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So I canceled our dinner reservations...
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and came up with an even better way
to celebrate Valentine's Day.
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- What is that?
- By doing none of it.
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No dinner, no romance, no gifts.
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We stay here, order a pizza...
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and watch one
of your beloved Star War Trek things.
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Really?
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That's what you'd love, isn't it?
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More than anything.
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Well, then, that's what we're gonna do.
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Well, I don't know what to say.
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This is the most thoughtful gift
that anyone's ever given me.
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And that's including an amazing gift
I gave myself earlier today.
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I'm your girlfriend, that's my job.
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I know gift-giving puts pressure on you
so whatever you got me, you can return.
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No.
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After everything you didn't do
for me tonight, I want you to have it.
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- What's this?
- Read it.
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"Sheldon Cooper,
Caltech University employee information"?
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At the bottom.
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"In case of emergency,
please contact Amy Farrah Fowler."
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And there's my phone number.
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This is the most beautiful gift
you could've ever given me.
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I thought if I have a stroke
or a kidney stone...
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who would I want to share that with?
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And you picked me.
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- It's like you said, you're my girlfriend.
- Oh, Sheldon.
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Okay, stop ruining Valentine's Day
and order my pizza.
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- Night.
- Yep.
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You know what?
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That was pretty crappy of you.
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All I wanted to do
was give you a great night...
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and it's like you went out of your way
to destroy it.
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- Yep. I know. I'm a total bitch.
- I'm not saying that.
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- Well, I am.
- Fine, you win, you're a bitch.
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Why couldn't we just have a nice time?
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I don't know.
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Maybe because things are going so well
between us lately and I've been happy.
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Okay, you're gonna have to make
a lot more sense than that.
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Obviously,
I have some commitment issues.
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- Glaringly obvious. Go on.
- As long as things keep going great...
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you'll keep asking me to marry you.
Eventually, I'll end up saying yes.
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Then we're gonna be married forever
and the whole thing just freaks me out.
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Okay.
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I know I propose a lot.
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So how about this?
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I promise I will never ask you
to marry me again.
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What do you mean?
Are you breaking up with me?
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No. No, no, no.
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But if someday, you decide
you wanna get married...
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you have to propose to me.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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It's all on you.
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But when the time comes,
I want the whole nine yards.
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I want you down on one knee, flowers.
I wanna be swept off my feet.
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Yeah, you got it.
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And I'm cool with surprises,
but nothing on a Jumbotron.
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I don't wanna cry on a
big screen like that.
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Okay.
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You know what?
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This might be the wine talking, but I
have an important question to ask you.
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You do?
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Leonard Hofstadter?
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Yes?
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Will you be my Valentine?
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Sorry, maybe next year.
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I'm just kidding! Romance ninja!
Let's have sex! Wah!
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Thank you, guys, for doing this.
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We're glad you could make it.
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Usually, I spend Valentine's Day sad
and alone. This year, I'm just sad.
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What is it about this holiday
that makes people so unhappy?
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I know. I hate myself most of the time,
but tonight's the night I know...
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everyone else does too.
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I think you're cool.
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Great.
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I gotta tell you. We've gotta stop
beating ourselves up like this.
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Excuse me, everybody.
Can I have your attention, please?
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We're all here tonight
because we have no one to be with.
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But that doesn't make us mutants.
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The only mutants here
are in these comic books.
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We gotta stop defining our self-worth
by whether or not we're in a relationship.
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You know what I see when I look around?
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I see a room full of great people.
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So let's give ourselves a break.
We are a community.
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And as long as we have each other,
we're never truly alone.
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That was cool, what you said.
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- You really think so?
- Yeah, I do.
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Thank you.
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Uh, would you like to, uh,
get a cup of coffee?
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Okay.
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Later, losers!
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00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,125
Hello?
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00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,886
Another medical emergency?
What's wrong with him now?
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00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:50,164
I seriously doubt he was bitten
by a Chinese bird spider.
292
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,483
How exactly does a bump feel Asian?
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Put him on the phone.
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00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,444
Sheldon, I'm not driving over there again.
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Because I drove over there yesterday
for a brain tumor...
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that turned out to be
an ice-cream headache.
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Yes, I still want to be
your emergency contact.
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00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:17,686
Yes, you can eat your ice cream too fast
and also have a brain tumor.
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I'm on my way.
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Brain tumor would explain a lot.
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