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ZOEY: MDMA.
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Molly. Ecstasy.
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All different terms
for the same recreational drug,
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which induces the same chemical reaction
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that your brain unleashes
when falling in love.
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And for Vivek,
who was doing this "love drug"
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for the very first time
with his very first girlfriend,
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that meant rolling with
every new fun-filled experience
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that presented itself.
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I'm the bossman
in the suit with no tie
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I can't be sober, I gotta stay high
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Pour me some... in a Canada Dry
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Runnin' this spaceship
like Bonnie and Clyde
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Don't worry, baby,
I keep me some fire
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[Distorted] Shenenehs and Birk...
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[Heartbeat]
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[Whiring]
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[Tempo slows] Everything litty
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I love when it's hot
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Turned up the city,
I broke off the notch
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Got some more millis,
I keep me a knot
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I created history and made me a lot
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[Normal tempo] I took
the Bentley coupe back
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Then I hopped in a Cayenne
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As the night progressed
and their highs crescendoed,
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they moved the party
from Titanium to Heidi's,
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and the effects of the molly
had everyone floating...
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...until, one by one, the party fizzled,
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leaving only three.
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The chemistry between
Vivek and Heidi was electric.
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I took the Bentley coupe back
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Then I hopped in a Cayenne
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And that electricity became so intense
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that Vivek found himself
contemplating the question,
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"How far was he willing to go
in the name of love?"
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Cash, money, checks, cash
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Wheezy outta here
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Watch out, world, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
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Learn something new every day
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I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way
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Got the weight of the world on me
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But no regrets, this is what I say
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Watch out, world, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
You can tell me
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My heart beating so loud
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Mama, look, I'm grown now
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I'm grown
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Ask me why it feels like
someone cut my skull open,
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removed my brain, put it in a blender,
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and then then poured the slush back in.
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- Nah.
- Nah.
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Fine, but you know it's coming anyway.
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Your boy is coming down
off a boatload of drugs
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- and a boatload of sex.
- Ah.
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Guys, we had a threesome,
and it was beyond wild!
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- You had a threesome?
- Oh!
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My boy! My boy!
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- That's amazing!
- You know what?
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Y-You deserve these soba noodles.
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- Mmm!
- You do. I don't need 'em.
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I ain't have no threesome.
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Focus. I need some details.
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I'm a... I'm a visual guy,
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so I need you to use adjectives
like, uh...
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like "rotund," you know, "moist."
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Gosh, I mean, it was all such a blur.
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Uh, first, we popped some molly.
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- Okay. Right.
- Smart choice.
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Then me and Heidi started kissing.
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- Obviously.
- Mm-hmm.
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Then she started kissing Alex.
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- [Exhales sharply] Alex.
- Damn.
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Alex. Alex sounds thick. Was Alex...
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- Was she thick like...
- DOUG: Mm-hmm.
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Um, I mean, sure.
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I think he's on the rowing team.
Dude's pretty swole.
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What'd you say?
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You had a threesome with a...
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with a guy?
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Told you guys, shit was wild!
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Um...
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ZOEY: A toast to our baby girl, Nomi,
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and her baby girl, Luna!
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Welcome home!
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I'm so hap...
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Uh... Oh. Oh.
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Oh, my God. Oh, that's good.
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Single-mom life has been a lot.
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ANA: Well, look, you're home now,
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and you can lean on us
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for all the booze
and support that you need.
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Ohh!
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Thank you guys so much.
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And since you're willing to help,
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I think now's a good time
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to talk changing and feeding schedules.
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- Changing and feeding?
- Oh. Ooh!
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Ah, looks like I have, uh,
youth ministry with Javi.
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And I have class in like 10 minutes.
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- Yeah. Excuse me.
- ZOEY: I'm really sorry,
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but I actually have, like, a photo
shoot with Joey this afternoon so...
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SKYLER: And I don't have anything,
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but I'm not feeding
and changing your baby.
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- [Knock on door]
- Wow.
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It really is great to be back.
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Oh. Junior.
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Everything okay?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Mom's not pregnant again, is she?
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Probably, but that's not why I'm here.
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I came to reclaim my woman.
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Oh.
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Well, good luck with that.
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[Sighs]
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- Well, hello, there, Skyler.
- [Door closes]
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Junior.
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It has been a minute.
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Rumor has it
I've driven you to white men.
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Look, we've discussed this.
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I've moved on.
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You should, too.
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I'll never stop fighting
for our love, Skyler!
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- [Luna crying]
- Oh, God.
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Is that a baby I detect?
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Yes, and I just got her down.
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Ah!
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My baby brother, Devante,
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used to cry like that all the time.
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That is the sound
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of a soiled diaper and heat rash.
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Also, that baby's allergic to soy.
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Allow me.
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Probably fine.
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So, um, real question is...
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was there any homeboy-on-homeboy action?
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Oh, between me and Alex?
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- No. Negative.
- Yeah. Good question.
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- I mean, we did kiss, but that's it.
- [Sighs]
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[Breathes deeply] You kissed a man?
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- Hmm?
- Wow.
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I mean, I just... I didn't know.
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I didn't know you were...
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you were bi.
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Wait. Guys, I'm not bi.
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Well, uh, of course you are.
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- You... You kissed... kissed another man.
- Yeah.
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So? I'm still straight.
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No.
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I'm... I'm straight
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because I've never even thought
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about kissing a guy, right?
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But the fact that you did
makes you bisexual.
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Or, at the very least, bicurious.
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Mm, no, because before last night,
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I never considered it, either.
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But, you know, we were rolling hard,
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and Heidi wanted me to, so I tried it.
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- AARON: Okay, look, I hear you.
- Nah.
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I just think that
when a man kisses another man...
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- he has some tendencies.
- Tendencies?
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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I shared one kiss with a guy one time
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and decided it wasn't for me.
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And, honestly, had I liked it,
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I'd have taken things further.
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But I didn't.
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I'd argue that is the straightest
thing a man could do.
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I'd argue there's a million
straighter things
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that a man could do.
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- Barbecuing.
- Hating your father.
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Barbecuing! Anything...
shrimps, ribs, steaks.
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Okay? Anything other than
kissing another man.
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So, what? You guys think I'm gay now?
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I mean...
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I don't know what to think, bro.
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Well, because there's nothing
to think about.
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I'm telling you I'm not gay.
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Says the dude
with the sunkissed highlights,
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delicately sipping on that H-2-O
through a straw?
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AARON: Mm. Mnh-mnh.
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It's not not gay.
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- Wow!
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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This is fascinating.
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Since you guys are clearly
the "sultans of straight,"
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why don't you school me?
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What else can't straight men do?
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- Set it off, my man.
- Okay.
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Since you're asking...
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Look at my man, 3:00. You see him?
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Look at him.
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Okay, he's eating a banana.
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Unless he's gay,
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he should be using a fork
and a knife to eat that.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's a little too much.
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Nah, you know what? Forget it. Okay?
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This is some of
the most homophobic trash
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I have ever heard. I'm out.
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What?
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Dramatic storm-off?
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The shoulders.
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BOTH: Definitely gay.
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[Knock on door]
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JAZZ: Hey. [Chuckles]
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We looking for Vivek.
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Well, I've got nothing to say to you.
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- DOUG: Yo.
- Whoa!
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What's going on? Is everything okay?
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- Vivek called us homophobic.
- Well, because you are.
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And apparently I'm gay
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because I had the "wrong" kind
of threesome and kissed a dude.
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Wow! I've missed a lot.
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- Wait, you kissed a guy?
- Yes.
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Okay, having absolutely
zero knowledge of this event,
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I would like to jump to a conclusion...
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this definitely sounds gay-adjacent.
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VIVEK: Okay, only it's not, okay?
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Because I wasn't into it.
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But, apparently, it doesn't matter
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because I also drink
out of straws and eat bananas.
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- Whoa, whoa!
- Oh-ho-ho!
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- Yikes.
- Vivek.
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- Bananas? In public?
- Told you.
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Wow. I'm just surrounded by homophobia.
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Dude, we are not homophobic.
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It's just, look, by definition,
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two people of the same gender
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sharing a sexual moment is...
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[Whispering] ...it's gay!
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- That's the facts.
- Mm.
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Says the girl who, uh,
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begged me for a kiss freshman year.
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- Mm.
- [Whistles]
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- Ooh!
- Ooh!
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Okay, that was different
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because I-I was drunk and being dumb.
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That's literally
the exact same situation.
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No, it's not. You're a guy.
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And, no offense, but I don't see
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how Heidi can mess with a man
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who's been messing around
with other men.
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- [Scoffs]
- Wow.
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But you can mess
with a cornball-ass [bleep]
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- who can run real fast?
- Oh.
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- Ha!
- His name's Ricky,
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- and he's the slowest one on the team.
- Yeah.
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Look, guys, relax.
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Bottom line is,
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is that a girl
hooking up with another girl
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is like a rite of passage,
you know what I mean?
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And, honestly, it's...
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it's hot as hell.
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But for guys, it's just gay as hell?
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ALL: Yes!
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- Vivek, come on.
- We didn't make the rules, man.
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00:09:04,846 --> 00:09:07,281
No, but you're just perpetuating
outdated social constructs,
257
00:09:07,315 --> 00:09:09,116
which is beyond problematic.
258
00:09:09,150 --> 00:09:10,150
And homophobic!
259
00:09:10,185 --> 00:09:11,719
Would you stop saying that, please?
260
00:09:11,753 --> 00:09:13,621
Nobody here has anything
against gay people.
261
00:09:13,655 --> 00:09:15,189
I support gay marriage. I do.
262
00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:16,890
And... And I have tons of gay friends.
263
00:09:16,925 --> 00:09:18,826
- Dude, do you even hear yourself?
- I'm bi.
264
00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,761
Like, what if I made
some racist-ass comment
265
00:09:20,795 --> 00:09:22,162
but then I just followed it up
266
00:09:22,197 --> 00:09:23,998
with, "But I have
tons of Black friends"?
267
00:09:24,032 --> 00:09:25,065
It's very different. Sorry.
268
00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,067
NOMI: I think what Vivek
is trying to say
269
00:09:27,102 --> 00:09:28,435
is that just like racism,
270
00:09:28,470 --> 00:09:30,471
there are varying degrees of homophobia,
271
00:09:30,505 --> 00:09:32,740
and I'm sorry,
but you're really treading
272
00:09:32,774 --> 00:09:34,575
some casually homophobic waters.
273
00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:35,943
Oh, my God.
274
00:09:35,977 --> 00:09:37,077
- Thank you, Nomi!
- Yeah.
275
00:09:37,112 --> 00:09:38,979
And, look,
you guys are my friends, okay?
276
00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:41,482
I know this is just coming from
a place of pure ignorance
277
00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:42,650
and not hatred.
278
00:09:42,684 --> 00:09:45,890
- It's mainly just toxic masculinity.
- In what way?
279
00:09:45,915 --> 00:09:47,752
You know in exactly
what way, mother[bleep]!
280
00:09:47,782 --> 00:09:49,623
- Whoa!
- Oh, oh.
281
00:09:49,658 --> 00:09:50,858
Yo, uh, like, I-I don't get this shit.
282
00:09:50,892 --> 00:09:53,327
Yo, I don't get how you smashing old boy
283
00:09:53,361 --> 00:09:54,528
makes me look toxic.
284
00:09:54,562 --> 00:09:56,497
Because if it was you
who had sex during the break,
285
00:09:56,531 --> 00:09:57,831
none of this would have been an issue.
286
00:09:57,866 --> 00:10:00,968
I'm sorry, but no self-respecting man...
287
00:10:01,002 --> 00:10:03,170
none... is gonna forgive their girl
288
00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:05,272
once they asked for a break
289
00:10:05,307 --> 00:10:07,841
and went and smashed somebody else.
290
00:10:07,876 --> 00:10:08,942
Am I right?
291
00:10:08,977 --> 00:10:10,110
I mean, look, I don't want
292
00:10:10,145 --> 00:10:11,679
to get in the middle
of your guys' thing here,
293
00:10:11,713 --> 00:10:13,180
uh, but if you're asking me
what you are,
294
00:10:13,214 --> 00:10:15,582
I will say I don't think
any self-respecting man
295
00:10:15,617 --> 00:10:18,552
is going six months
without smashing, period.
296
00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:20,588
So that's technically on you
for agreeing to that.
297
00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:22,856
VIVEK: Unbelievable!
So, uh, just because Doug
298
00:10:22,891 --> 00:10:24,191
didn't, uh,
run through a bunch of women,
299
00:10:24,216 --> 00:10:25,650
- is he gay now, too, just like me?
- No, Vivek.
300
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,194
Because your lips touched
the lips of an another man,
301
00:10:27,228 --> 00:10:28,529
that is what makes you gay.
302
00:10:28,571 --> 00:10:30,263
And Jazz smashing this owl-eyed dude
303
00:10:30,288 --> 00:10:32,690
is what makes her a toss.
304
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,330
Damn.
305
00:10:37,372 --> 00:10:39,540
And you saying that...
306
00:10:39,574 --> 00:10:42,343
is what makes you a jerk.
307
00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:46,680
Boy
308
00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,582
I can tell that she choosy
309
00:10:48,616 --> 00:10:49,583
I can tell...
310
00:10:49,617 --> 00:10:51,552
Well, well, well.
311
00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:55,255
Junior, what are you doing here?
312
00:10:55,290 --> 00:10:57,091
I came to meet your boyfriend.
313
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,526
You gonna introduce me
to the lucky little fella?
314
00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:00,761
I can tell that she choosy
315
00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:03,197
Junior, Rodney. Rodney, Junior.
316
00:11:03,231 --> 00:11:05,999
Yo, is this like your cousin
or your dad or something?
317
00:11:06,034 --> 00:11:07,267
No.
318
00:11:07,302 --> 00:11:09,970
But she used to call me Daddy
when we made love. Often.
319
00:11:10,004 --> 00:11:12,539
We were both satisfied sexually.
320
00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:13,607
Wait.
321
00:11:13,641 --> 00:11:15,876
I thought you said I was the
first White guy you ever dated.
322
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,678
Yo, you wanna step outside
323
00:11:17,712 --> 00:11:19,346
and see how White I am, playboy?
324
00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:20,347
[Luna whimpers]
325
00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:21,682
Dude.
326
00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:23,717
Do you have a baby on your back?
327
00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,285
Do you have a baby on your back?
328
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,820
Okay, Junior, you need to go.
329
00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:28,322
You are a Black man in a bar
330
00:11:28,356 --> 00:11:30,290
with a White baby strapped to your back.
331
00:11:30,325 --> 00:11:31,558
Check yourself, negro.
332
00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:32,693
[Scoffs]
333
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,869
Oh, Sky.
334
00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,630
This negro needs no checking.
335
00:11:36,664 --> 00:11:38,198
It is 2020.
336
00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,134
Nobody cares about any of that.
337
00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:43,036
[Indistinct conversations]
338
00:11:44,105 --> 00:11:47,141
I stand corrected. People care.
339
00:11:48,343 --> 00:11:51,011
Rodney... Sky...
340
00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:52,479
this isn't over.
341
00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,415
[Raps table] Good day.
342
00:11:54,449 --> 00:11:56,617
[Luna coos]
343
00:11:56,651 --> 00:11:58,485
What?
344
00:12:00,422 --> 00:12:01,388
NOMI: Okay.
345
00:12:01,423 --> 00:12:03,090
Can we just, like, regroup
346
00:12:03,124 --> 00:12:04,992
and refocus this conversation?
347
00:12:05,026 --> 00:12:06,560
Why? This whole thing,
348
00:12:06,594 --> 00:12:09,062
all this doesn't even matter anyway.
349
00:12:09,097 --> 00:12:11,031
Yo, Vivek can do
whatever the hell he wants.
350
00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:11,935
Yeah.
351
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,233
- We gonna love him regardless.
- Pause.
352
00:12:13,268 --> 00:12:14,301
- Mm! See?
- What, what?
353
00:12:14,335 --> 00:12:15,502
Ooh! It's that, though.
354
00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:17,337
- It's that right there, okay?
- What...
355
00:12:17,372 --> 00:12:20,340
Is the fear
of Doug sounding gay so awful
356
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,743
that you need to qualify it
with the word "pause"? [Sighs]
357
00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:25,078
I mean, can't you just say,
"I love you, Vivek"?
358
00:12:25,113 --> 00:12:27,514
No! Straight men don't talk
like that, Nomi. Sorry.
359
00:12:27,549 --> 00:12:29,249
All right? We don't put "I"
in front of "love you"
360
00:12:29,284 --> 00:12:30,684
when you're talking to another man,
361
00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:32,152
and we definitely don't kiss them, okay?
362
00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:34,188
And I don't know why
I'm becoming the villain
363
00:12:34,222 --> 00:12:35,789
because I'm expressing how I feel.
364
00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,458
Because it's not about how you feel!
365
00:12:37,492 --> 00:12:39,827
It's about you not respecting
what I know about myself
366
00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:41,595
based on my personal experience.
367
00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:42,763
You guys are supposed to be my friends.
368
00:12:42,797 --> 00:12:44,465
- We are your friends, man. Chill out.
- Yeah. Come on.
369
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:45,866
If you were, you would
take me at my word.
370
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,001
You know what?
371
00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:50,537
If you guys want me to be
such a man, fine.
372
00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:53,304
Since I'm the man of this house
and I pay the rent here,
373
00:12:53,329 --> 00:12:56,798
how about you guys get [bleep].
374
00:12:56,911 --> 00:12:59,112
Come on, bro.
375
00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:02,483
All right.
376
00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,888
Threw away your love letters
377
00:13:17,946 --> 00:13:21,436
- I thought it'd make me feel better
- [Knock on door]
378
00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:22,570
DOUG: Jazlyn?
379
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:25,606
- I finally got you out of my bed
- [Knock on door] Jazlyn.
380
00:13:25,641 --> 00:13:27,575
Doug, leave. Now.
381
00:13:27,609 --> 00:13:29,339
Jazz, I'm sorry.
382
00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:32,154
Yo, I-I shouldn't have
disrespected you like that.
383
00:13:32,189 --> 00:13:33,923
I'm sending you one text at a time
384
00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:36,157
It's just, yo,
385
00:13:36,242 --> 00:13:38,561
ever since you told me
about what happened,
386
00:13:39,001 --> 00:13:41,102
I just can't get the image
387
00:13:41,186 --> 00:13:43,032
of you and ol' boy out of my head.
388
00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:45,368
Again, it was your idea
to sleep with other people,
389
00:13:45,402 --> 00:13:48,037
- not mine.
- No, I-I... I know, I know.
390
00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:51,874
And I shouldn't have asked you for that.
391
00:13:51,909 --> 00:13:54,543
I shouldn't have even
blamed you for this.
392
00:13:54,578 --> 00:13:57,880
I need you to know
393
00:13:57,915 --> 00:14:01,050
- [Sniffles]
- Yo.
394
00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:04,620
I-If you don't even
want to talk to me again,
395
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,322
I-I get it.
396
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,324
If you don't put up a fight
397
00:14:08,358 --> 00:14:12,662
I just wanted to come here
and say to you...
398
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:15,164
- And you say you know what love is
- [Sighs]
399
00:14:15,198 --> 00:14:19,001
I-I j... I just wanted
to come here and say to you
400
00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:21,671
you didn't deserve what I said.
401
00:14:21,705 --> 00:14:22,838
Unh
402
00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:24,507
I'm sorry.
403
00:14:24,541 --> 00:14:27,510
I swear you never seen it
in your life
404
00:14:27,544 --> 00:14:29,345
Ooh, ooh
405
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,846
Unh
406
00:14:30,881 --> 00:14:32,281
- Mm
- [Sniffles]
407
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:37,687
I swear you never seen it
in your life
408
00:14:37,721 --> 00:14:39,188
[Dog barking in distance]
409
00:14:39,222 --> 00:14:40,289
[Door opens]
410
00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:44,060
[Voice breaking] I'm sorry, too.
411
00:14:44,094 --> 00:14:46,462
Jazz, don't do that.
412
00:14:46,496 --> 00:14:49,432
You don't have to apologize
for anything.
413
00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:51,500
No, we... we can fix this.
414
00:14:51,535 --> 00:14:53,336
Okay?
415
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,371
I love you.
416
00:14:55,405 --> 00:14:57,506
So, so much.
417
00:14:57,541 --> 00:15:00,543
[Sabrina Claudio's
"Holding the Gun" plays]
418
00:15:01,912 --> 00:15:05,614
My love for you is infinite
419
00:15:08,185 --> 00:15:10,987
I ride and die and live in it
420
00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:14,423
[Chuckles]
421
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:18,194
And if my life depends on it
422
00:15:18,228 --> 00:15:21,430
I'd use my last breath
to tell you this
423
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:23,599
- You miss me, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
424
00:15:23,633 --> 00:15:24,667
You miss me?
425
00:15:24,701 --> 00:15:29,505
I'll make excuses
426
00:15:29,539 --> 00:15:35,511
And I'll keep all your secrets
427
00:15:35,545 --> 00:15:37,880
- I will [Distorted] take...
- RICKY: 'Sup, bro?
428
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:39,882
You enjoying my sloppy seconds?
429
00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:42,284
Doug? Babe?
430
00:15:42,319 --> 00:15:43,619
- Uh...
- You okay?
431
00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:44,987
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What's wrong?
432
00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:47,023
I, um...
433
00:15:47,057 --> 00:15:49,692
Babe, I-I think we need
to stay the course with this.
434
00:15:49,726 --> 00:15:54,030
Yo, our break is up
in only a-a few weeks,
435
00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:55,464
and we'll be right back together, okay?
436
00:15:55,499 --> 00:15:56,966
[Sighs]
437
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,401
All right?
438
00:15:58,435 --> 00:15:59,935
[Sighs]
439
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:06,809
[Vocalizing]
440
00:16:06,843 --> 00:16:07,977
I love you.
441
00:16:08,011 --> 00:16:09,979
Love you, too.
442
00:16:12,015 --> 00:16:13,949
[Door opens]
443
00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:16,052
[Door closes]
444
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,658
- Think I'm gonna get going.
- All right.
445
00:16:23,727 --> 00:16:26,328
Oh, hey, dude. Listen.
446
00:16:26,363 --> 00:16:29,231
I know that you bared
your heart and soul
447
00:16:29,266 --> 00:16:31,567
and that you lost this fight,
448
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:34,603
but this is only your first,
like, real heartbreak.
449
00:16:34,638 --> 00:16:37,673
And, you know, take it from
someone who's had three.
450
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:40,443
You're for sure gonna learn
how to love again.
451
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:41,977
[Door opens]
452
00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:44,880
All right. Bye.
453
00:16:44,915 --> 00:16:47,383
- [Door closes]
- Bye.
454
00:16:48,452 --> 00:16:51,220
Hey, Skyler.
455
00:16:51,254 --> 00:16:53,789
Just wanted to say that
it was great seeing you again,
456
00:16:53,824 --> 00:16:55,491
and, for what it's worth,
457
00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:59,428
your boyfriend seems all right, I guess.
458
00:16:59,463 --> 00:17:01,097
[Chuckles]
459
00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:05,801
I like that you fought for me.
460
00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:07,937
Slide into my DMs sometime.
461
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:13,609
So, after failing to realize
why Vivek was so upset,
462
00:17:13,643 --> 00:17:15,911
Nomi decided to appeal to Aaron
463
00:17:15,946 --> 00:17:18,681
in a way that he would understand.
464
00:17:18,715 --> 00:17:20,983
Let's think of it like this.
465
00:17:21,017 --> 00:17:23,452
By some people's definition,
466
00:17:23,487 --> 00:17:27,556
a strong Black man dates
strictly in his race, right?
467
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:28,624
Absolutely.
468
00:17:28,658 --> 00:17:30,159
By my definition, yeah.
469
00:17:30,193 --> 00:17:32,394
Perfect. Okay.
470
00:17:32,429 --> 00:17:34,663
So, let's just say
that a strong Black man
471
00:17:34,698 --> 00:17:37,666
has a short-lived relationship with...
472
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:40,669
I don't know... let's say a Cuban,
473
00:17:40,704 --> 00:17:42,838
this conservative Cuban.
474
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:43,973
Nomi, stop.
475
00:17:44,007 --> 00:17:45,341
No, I'm serious, okay?
476
00:17:45,375 --> 00:17:48,777
This was your definition,
so, you know, let's use it.
477
00:17:48,812 --> 00:17:51,180
You, at one point, prided yourself
478
00:17:51,214 --> 00:17:53,349
in dating strictly Black women,
479
00:17:53,383 --> 00:17:55,384
and then, last year, you had a moment,
480
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:57,319
a short-lived relationship, with Ana.
481
00:17:57,354 --> 00:17:58,521
So, does that one time
482
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,956
suddenly make you less
of a strong Black man?
483
00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:01,957
No.
484
00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:04,293
An idiot maybe, but...
485
00:18:04,327 --> 00:18:06,128
- no.
- Exactly.
486
00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:09,732
So can we please just apply
that same logic to Vivek?
487
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,468
One experience does not define someone
488
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:14,170
for the rest of their life.
489
00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:15,304
[R&B music plays]
490
00:18:15,338 --> 00:18:17,673
[Vocalizing]
491
00:18:21,344 --> 00:18:23,312
[Knock on door]
492
00:18:28,852 --> 00:18:30,419
Yo, before you make us bounce again,
493
00:18:30,453 --> 00:18:31,887
can you just hear us out, please?
494
00:18:31,922 --> 00:18:32,922
Please.
495
00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:39,361
Yo, yesterday got way out of hand...
496
00:18:39,396 --> 00:18:40,315
[Door closes]
497
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:43,699
...and we both feel really bad about it.
498
00:18:43,733 --> 00:18:45,834
So we got you a little something
499
00:18:45,869 --> 00:18:47,703
as a token of our friendship.
500
00:18:47,737 --> 00:18:49,138
Think you'll enjoy that.
501
00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:53,042
[Chuckles, snaps fingers]
502
00:18:55,045 --> 00:18:56,045
Seriously?
503
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:58,314
- Yeah.
- "Sorry you're gay"?
504
00:18:58,348 --> 00:18:59,682
Huh?
505
00:18:59,716 --> 00:19:01,217
- Oh.
- Damn it, Doug!
506
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,519
I-I told you to tell the baker,
"Sorry we said you're gay."
507
00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:05,287
Hey, I ordered it over the phone, bro.
508
00:19:05,322 --> 00:19:07,022
- Dude must've misheard me.
- Oh, my God.
509
00:19:07,057 --> 00:19:10,292
To be clear, you guys got me a gay cake?
510
00:19:10,327 --> 00:19:12,861
I mean, he...
511
00:19:16,132 --> 00:19:18,400
[Chuckles] This is seriously
512
00:19:18,435 --> 00:19:21,237
the sweetest thing
you've ever done for me.
513
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:22,638
- [Laughs]
- Bottom line is, bro,
514
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:24,640
we said some things yesterday
that weren't cool.
515
00:19:24,674 --> 00:19:25,874
Yep.
516
00:19:25,909 --> 00:19:28,310
And moving forward,
we're gonna be way more aware
517
00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:30,112
of the things
that come out of our mouths
518
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,748
and even more open to the things
that go in them.
519
00:19:32,782 --> 00:19:33,816
Hmm.
520
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:36,841
Okay, I'm talking about straws...
521
00:19:36,866 --> 00:19:39,740
- Mm-hmm.
- ...bananas, eh, Dodger dogs.
522
00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:40,597
Um, I...
523
00:19:40,622 --> 00:19:43,425
I just want to say personally
that I am... I'm so sorry.
524
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,160
You know, you're one of my best friends,
525
00:19:45,195 --> 00:19:46,996
and I believe you.
526
00:19:47,030 --> 00:19:50,099
And... I love you, man.
527
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,533
Wait, you love with me with an "I"?
528
00:19:51,568 --> 00:19:53,802
Yes, man, I love you with an "I."
529
00:19:53,837 --> 00:19:55,971
- 'Ey!
- Come here.
530
00:19:56,006 --> 00:19:57,640
Acceptance.
531
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,475
Appreciation.
532
00:19:59,509 --> 00:20:02,478
Respect. Understanding.
533
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:06,705
All different terms rooted
in the same emotion... love.
534
00:20:06,783 --> 00:20:09,285
And Aaron and Doug learned
how much they could grow
535
00:20:09,317 --> 00:20:11,512
in the name of love.
536
00:20:14,424 --> 00:20:17,419
- All right. I'm here for you guys.
- [Sighs]
537
00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:18,704
You're gonna be okay.
538
00:20:18,729 --> 00:20:20,250
- I don't like this, man.
- What would my mother say?
539
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,274
You guys worked on this, okay?
540
00:20:21,329 --> 00:20:22,696
- Hmm?
- You guys got this. On my count.
541
00:20:22,738 --> 00:20:24,064
- 1, 2...
- [Exhales deeply]
542
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,373
Hurry up.
543
00:20:25,407 --> 00:20:27,041
...3.
544
00:20:28,077 --> 00:20:30,044
[Slurping]
545
00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,015
Wow.
546
00:20:35,551 --> 00:20:38,052
It's so much easier to drink
a smoothie with a straw.
547
00:20:38,087 --> 00:20:40,155
- You're right about that.
- I told you!
548
00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:41,256
All right.
549
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,525
Now onto the big guns.
550
00:20:45,308 --> 00:20:47,409
- Nah.
- Nah.
551
00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:50,085
They're delicious!
I brought 'em from home!
552
00:20:50,135 --> 00:20:54,685
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