All language subtitles for Punky.Brewster.2021.S01E06_English

- That's Kofi Kingston.

He's my favorite WWE superstar.

[gasps]
That's Charlotte Flair.

She's my favorite
WWE superstar.

Ooh, that's Alexa Bliss!
- Let me guess.

She's your favorite
WWE superstar?

- Yes.

Did you just read my mind?

- It's not that hard.

You're pretty into
all this WWE stuff, huh?

- Yeah, I watched a lot
at Fenster Hall.

WWE superstars are my heroes.

They were the only people

I could always count on
being there.

They were like my family.

- I get it.

Henry was my hero.

But I don't really want
to picture him in spandex.

- At least you got
to meet your hero.

Me and Brandy have been working
on some moves.

Watch this.

Brandy!
Frog Splash!

[screams]
He knocked me out

with dog breath!
Help!

- You're both going down.

Punky Splash!

- [giggles]

- What are you wearing?

- It's called a sarong.

Hannah and her friends made it
for fashion design class.

I'm their supermodel.

- It looks super stupid.

You won't catch me
wearing a skirt.

- Oh, my gosh,
you look so adorable.

I just want to eat you up!
- Me first.

Nom, nom, nom, nom!
- I already called it.

- Sorry.

[both squealing]
- Um, I...yeah.

I'm reconsidering
my style choices too,

and, you know, I'd be happy
to model for you.

[chuckles]

- Just because your voice
is changing

doesn't mean you're old enough
to flirt with my friends.

- I'm not flirting.

I'm learning how to drive.
[chuckles]

Well, I mean, on a video game.

- That'll get the ladies.

- Daniel has
the perfect catwalk strut.

- Just working
with what God gave me.

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Go, Daniel!
- Oh, yeah!

[both giggling]

- Hold on.
Hey, ladies?

[chuckles]
- I love him so much!

- Hey, ladies,
I can juggle!

- [laughs]
You're making it so much worse.

- One, two, three!
all: Hey!

[upbeat music]

- * Hey, hey! *

- * Every time I turn around *

- * Hey, hey, hey, hey *

* *

- [sniffs]

[sniffs]

Better.

[chuckles]
Dude.

You can't wear a sarong
to school.

- It's comfortable.

And I don't need fashion tips

from a guy who thinks
wearing his shirt inside out

is fooling anybody.

- Ooh, love that sarong.

I had an assignment
in Malaysia once

and wore sarongs every day.

- Diego thinks I should change.

What do you think, Mom?

- If you feel good in it,
I say rock it.

- Have you seen my backpack?

- Oh, you get to skip
school today.

I'm taking you somewhere
special, but it's a surprise.

- Uh-oh.

That's the trick they used
at Fenster Hall

when they took a kid
to the lice doctor.

- Don't worry.
It's gonna be fun.

- Bedbug doctor?
Rash clinic?

- Ugh, please stop guessing!

[upbeat music]

* *

- Is this heaven?

- This is your surprise.

All of your favorite
WWE superstars in one place

and you get to meet them.

- This is--you're the--what
the?

- Maybe I shouldn't have
let you miss English class.

- That reaction right there
is exactly why I tagged along.

- You're letting me
play hooky for this?

That is some really
questionable parenting.

Thank you.

- Henry let me skip school once
to go to a Cubs game.

It was one of the best days
of my life.

- How'd you hook this up?

- One of our old friends
works for a company

that runs PR for the WWE.

There she is.
Margaux!

- Punky, Cherie!

- You look amazing!
- I know.

Oh, I'd hug you, but I don't
want to mess up my hair.

- Same old Margaux.
- [chuckles]

- Oh, what the heck.

You ladies are worth it!

- This is Izzy.

- Hi, Izzy.

We have been friends
since we were your age.

I know, I look younger

thanks to my hyperbaric
sleep chamber.

- I don't know what that is.

- It's hoity-toity for "bed."

- Thank you so much
for doing this.

Izzy is a huge WWE fan.

- Would you like
an autograph, Izzy?

- No, thanks.

I'm sure you're great and all,
but I've never heard of you.

- [laughs]

I mean Alexa Bliss'.

- Shut up!

- She means, "Yes, please."

- Hey, Alexa?

I'd like you to meet Izzy.

- Wow.

You're even more sparkly
in person

than you are on TV.

- Well, just 'cause
you're tough

doesn't mean
you can't wear glitter.

- Can I have your autograph?

- You know, I don't just
give my autograph to anyone.

But I'll tell you what.

I'll show you some of my holds.

If you can break free,
you can have the autograph.

- You're on!

If I don't survive,
tell my story.

- [chuckles]

Kind of reminds me of someone
I used to know.

- Yeah, well,
if Alexa hurts her,

I'm gonna go OG Punky
on her butt.

- [chuckles]

[both straining]

- You're pretty tough.

- You know what else?

I know all your moves.

- Oh, oh!

Okay, tapping out.
Tapping out.

Huh, I'm impressed.

You earned yourself
an autograph.

- Is this too much?

- It's a statement piece.

- Uh, yeah,
it says, "Put me back."

- I wish I could be
a WWE superstar,

but I don't have a cool
nickname or catchphrase.

- Make one up.
That's what's great about life.

You can be
anyone you want to be.

- But what if I don't know
who I want to be?

- You'll figure it out.

And once you do,

add a little sparkle.

- Or some flair.

- Charlotte Flair?

- One and the same, kid.

Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

- Whoo!

- I just got "whoo'd"
by Charlotte Flair!

- You don't want...

her stupid autograph.

- [chuckles]

Back off.

She wants my stupid autograph,

not your stupid autograph.

- You guys don't have to fight.

She'll take both
of your stupid autographs.

[intense upbeat music]

all: Oh!

[excited shouting]

* *

all: Oh!

* *

all: Whoa!

* *

[both straining]

- Oh!

- Whoa, yes!

* *

[excited shouting]

all: Oh!

- That is the third chair
today.

[upbeat music]

* *

- Hey, how was it?

- It was the best ever.

Alexa Bliss was super nice,

then Charlotte Flair
smashed her with a chair.

- Fun.

- I'm gonna go figure out
my wrestler look.

- Uh, can I talk to you...

In private?

I, uh, need to tell you
something,

but don't freak out.

- You can't tell me
not to freak out,

otherwise I'm gonna freak out!

- Diego got into a fight
at school.

He's not in trouble,
and he didn't get hurt.

But that's all
he would tell me.

- Okay.
Not freaking out.

- Diego got into a fight!

I think we should freak out.

[both scream]

- Hey, Diego.

I heard what happened.

You okay?

- I don't really
want to talk about it.

- That's cool.

I'm here when you're ready
to talk.

You ready?

- Mom.

- Look...

I know that sometimes you have
to stand up for yourself,

but fighting is not the answer.

- I wasn't standing up
for myself.

I was standing up for Daniel.

- What?

- My friend, Luke,

he made fun of Daniel
for wearing the sarong

and I told him to cut it out,
but he didn't...

so we got in a fight.
- Good!

That kid's lucky I wasn't
there,

because I would have thrown
some serious--

shade, because words
are better than fists.

- I know.
I shouldn't have hit him.

I should have hit myself.

I know better than Luke.

I made fun of Daniel too.

- Well, you were a jerk.

Then you were
a good big brother.

That's called growth.

I'm really proud of you.

- Hey, Daniel doesn't know

and I want to keep it that way.

I don't want him to know that
someone else made fun of him.

It's bad enough that I did.

- I'm glad we didn't
have this talk.

- [sighs]

- * All we are
is who we are *

- I brought you coffee
and a chocolate muffin

because I'm that kind of guy.

- That's sweet.

And I especially like
that it says "Emily."

But I'm gonna drink it
because I'm that kind of gal.

- It's the coffee place
Emily and I go to.

We should be talking
about Diego.

Since when does he get
into fights?

- Did you get into fights
when you were his age?

- No, I just joined a punk band
to get out my aggression.

[gasps]
Let's get him a guitar

and a mohawk.

- He won't let you
touch his hair.

Besides, I've already
talked to him.

I'm more concerned
about Daniel.

Kids that are different
get picked on.

- Eh, he marches
to his own drummer.

That's what makes him so cool.

- I know.

Part of me
wants to protect him.

The other part of me
wants to say,

"They don't like your sarong?

Next time,
wear a bright red dress."

- Do you think he wants
to wear dresses?

- I don't know.

But I think we should know.

I think it's important that
we see him as he sees himself.

We need to do research.

- Ugh, that sounds so boring.

Why can't we just get him
a keyboard

and an asymmetrical haircut?

- Why are all of your ideas

instruments and hair styles?

- Whoa.
Instruments and hair styles

got me through my teen years.

- I think--yeah,
if we finish it--

- Check out
my new wrestling look.

I'm Alexa Bliss.

See?
We're identical.

- Yeah, I see the resemblance.

- Prepare to face
4 feet of fury!

- What is happening right now?
Should I be scared?

- It's Alexa Bliss's
catchphrase,

but only with her,
it's "5 feet of fury."

Something seems off.

I don't think fury's, like,
my go-to emotion.

Maybe I should try to be
more like Charlotte Flair,

but I need to up my game.
[gasps]

Can you guys
make an outfit for me?

- Oh.
- Ooh, I don't think so.

- We're really busy
with our own stuff, Izzy.

- Yeah.

- I understand.

What's one child's dreams
compared to stuff?

both: Aww.
- No, no.

Don't even,
because it's not gonna work.

- You live your life, Hannah.

I'll make it on my own.

Some way.

Somehow.

[sighs]
Some--

- Fine!

- I didn't even have to cry!

- "Cisgender, agender,
bigender,

gender non-conforming,
transgender, gender-fluid..."

- Wow, that's good.

That's a lot more words
than when we were kids.

- Wearing a sarong could
have been Daniel's way

of cracking the door open.

- He doesn't need
to crack the door,

he could just kick it
wide open.

We're pretty woke.

- We just need to be
on the same page.

- Totally.
- We should talk to him.

- I couldn't disagree more.

- Daniel needs our support,

and we can't support him
if we don't know how he feels!

- I just think we don't need
to put him on the spot.

Let him come to us.

- Oh, my God!

You're killing me, literally!

That's your solution
to everything.

When we first met,

you just leaned back
and gave me the eyes.

I had to ask you out.

- You see it worked, right?

- [scoffs]

Okay, fine.

We'll have a family meeting

and we'll ask all the kids

if they need to get anything
off their chests.

This way, Daniel won't feel
singled out.

- Deal.

Pleasure doing business
with you, Ms. Brewster.

[upbeat music]

* *

- What's happening?
- Family meeting.

This is where Mom and Dad
pretend to act like adults.

- Should I even be here?

- Yeah, you're part
of this family.

You have to suffer too.

- Sometimes it's important
to talk about our feelings.

No judgements.

- I'm good.

- Me too.
- Yep.

- This is fun!

I've never been
to a family meeting before.

- Okay.
Everyone's good.

We're gonna keep talking,
though.

- You know that you guys
can talk to us about anything.

Anything.

Our door is always open.

- Okay, I admit I clicked
on that website.

But it was an accident.

I didn't even get a good look.

I'm sorry.

- Do you want
to talk about it?

- God, no.

- Okay, best family meeting
ever.

- FYI, it wasn't an accident.

- [laughs]
- So, you good, Daniel?

- Yes?
Are you guys good?

both: Yep.

- Okay, this wasn't about Diego
getting in a fight

or being pervy.

What's up?

- Nothing.

- If you need my help,
you have my number.

- We are the parents.

I assure you,
we can handle this.

Okay, we opened the door,

but he's still lingering
in the lobby.

It's time to bring
in the big guns.

- Who are the big guns?

[mid-tempo music]

- So you want us
to feel him out for you?

- Yeah.
I'm worried that he's confused

and doesn't know
how to express himself.

- Is it him that's confused?

Or is it you and Travis
that are confused?

- Both?

Come on,
you're always getting kids

to open up to you
at Fenster Hall.

- I'm so in.

I wish my parents had cared
enough to be confused

about what I was going through.

- Thanks.

- We got this.
- Let's go.

[knocks]

[soft music]

* *

Hey, kiddo.

Oh!

And that is a controller.
- [laughs]

Hey, I'm really excited
that your mom

set up this playdate for us.

- Me too.

It's nice spending time
with sophisticated adults.

Wanna play "Star Wars" Legos?

- Sure.

Or we could just hang out
and talk about...

uhh, yeah?

- Wow, you--I see you have
the Jakku Quadjumper.

- I didn't know
you were a connoisseur.

- Me either.

- I contain multitudes.

- If you were
a "Star Wars" Lego,

who would you identify as?

I'd be Princess Leia,
'cause I'm old school.

- Hmm.

I would be a Commander D'Acy.

She was the first
LGBTQ character

in the "Star Wars" universe.

- There's not a Lego for her.

- Figures.

- Who would you be, Daniel?

Would you be Finn,
Poe Dameron, Rey?

- Ooh!
That's easy.

I'd be Lego Yoda.

- Yoda?

What does that mean?
Yoda's just Yoda.

- Technically, Yoda's
a Yoda species alien.

- Well, there is something
that we found out.

My girlfriend's a nerd.

Well, look.

We gave him an opportunity

to open up
and to talk about himself.

But honestly, if he's feeling
any insecurities

about who he is,
he sure does not show it.

- I'm still confused.

- Oh!

I was eavesdropping,
and I couldn't take any more.

You guys are making way too big
of a deal out of this.

Daniel wore a sarong.
It's a thing he did.

It doesn't define him
or require a label.

How would you like
if I labeled you guys old?

- You do that all the time.

- Right, but you don't like it.

Admit it, you need my help.

- I have no trouble
admitting that.

- Okay, what would you do?

- Chill out.

Don't push Daniel.

Mom, I know that you're
just trying to help,

but sometimes you can be, uh,

too supportive.

- That's not possible.

- You threw a party
to celebrate my first period.

- Okay.
[sighs]

I'm gonna sit this one out.

- I didn't want you to feel
like it was taboo.

We should celebrate
our womanhood.

- You invited
my entire Girl Scout troop.

- Yeah, and I still say
you should've gotten a badge.

- [laughs]
Hannah's right.

But the good news is,
times have changed.

People are just more open.

- True.

Back in the day,
I missed my senior prom

because I wasn't allowed
to take my girlfriend.

- Oh, honey.
I will go to the prom with you.

- All right.
But I want the whole deal.

Limo, over-the-top dress,
awkward photo.

- You two are so hooking up
in the limo.

- Mom!

* *

[mid-tempo music]

- Hey.

Thanks for having my back.

Hannah told me.

She is terrible at secrets.

- It's no big deal.

- Yeah, it is.

But you don't have
to defend me.

I can look out for myself.

- I know.
But Luke was being a jerk.

And so was I.

Look, I'm sorry
I made fun of you.

You deserve better.
- It's okay.

I don't let what other people
say bother me.

- It's 'cause you're stronger
than I am.

- I'm also a better
basketball player.

Ooh.

I did that on purpose.

- Just so you know,

I'm always gonna
look out for you.

- Thanks.

- In your face!
[laughs]

What?
I'm still your big brother.

[laughs]

* Okay, mm-hmm,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I got it *

- I'm also a better dancer
than you.

[mid-tempo music]

- How do I look?
- [laughs]

Our work here is done.

- [gasps]

Wow!

It's like we're twins!

Which one of you
wants me to thank you first

by doing Charlotte's
trademark moonsault on them?

- What's a "moonsault"?

- I do a backflip off the couch
and crush you.

both: Oh.

- You should thank
Madison first.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- Oh, you know?
A simple "thank you" is fine.

[laughs]
How does it feel?

- [sighs]
Something's not right.

Let me try her catchphrase.

Whoo!

Still not feeling it.

- But you wanted to be
Charlotte Flair

and this look
is totally Charlotte Flair.

- I know.
It's amazing.

But something's missing.

- Hmm.
- I don't know.

- Hey.

Do you mind if I borrow this?

- No!

- Gross!
- Ew.

- [groans]

- I sense
something's troubling you.

Cool outfit.

- Thanks.

But it's not really me.

Maybe it's the feathers.

I can't figure out
my new wrestling identity.

- Would a cookie
help you find inspiration?

- You get me, lady.

- [laughs]

Just in time
for cookie happy hour.

- Look, Mom,
we've got to talk.

I heard why Diego
got into the fight.

- Boy, Hannah cannot
keep a secret.

I want you to know
there is nothing wrong

with you wearing a sarong.

- I know that.

And it doesn't matter
what anyone else thinks of me.

That's their problem.
I'm just being me.

- That's it!

Taking a roadie.

- Look, I get what you've
been trying to do,

but next time, you don't have
to bring in Aunt Cherie,

stress out with Dad
or have a family meeting.

You can just talk to me.

- Why didn't you tell me

that everything we were doing
was wrong?

- It was kind of fun
watching you guys spin out.

- Mm.
Glad you were entertained.

- You know, Mom,
my door is always open.

- Well, if you ever want to
talk about gender expression,

gender identity or whatevs...

- Did you know everything
about yourself

when you were my age?

- No.

I still don't know
everything about myself.

- Me neither.

I guess some kids do,
but I don't.

- You be you.

And your dad and I
will love and support you

no matter what.

- Mom, you're hugging me
a little tight.

- Mm, I can't help it.

It's just me being me.

[calm music]

* *

- Ah.

So we still don't know?

- No.
- [laughs]

- But the important thing is,

he knows that we love him
no matter what.

- And we do have
some pretty good kids.

You must be doing
something right.

- Hmm, you helped a little bit.

- [laughs]

- Izzy asked us all to be here

so she can reveal
her new wrestling identity.

- Hm.
- You guys ready?

all: Yeah!

- Okay, ring announcer!

- "Ladies and gentlemen,

"making her debut appearance
in the ring

"at 'WrestleMania:
Living Room of Death,'

behold the amazing"--okay, do I
have to read all this?

- Yes.
- [sighs]

"The incredible, the one,
the only, Izzy!"

[cheering]

- [sighs]
Play the entrance music!

- Oh, right.
Sorry!

[intense upbeat music plays]

[cheering]

* *

That's a lot of fanfare
for jeans and a sweatshirt.

- What happened
to your costume, honey?

- You're looking at it.

I was trying
other wrestlers' styles

when all I really needed
was to be myself.

Daniel helped me
figure that out.

- Glad I could help.

- My new wrestling identity
is Izzy.

I also have my own catchphrase.

[kisses]
Izzy does it!

- Yeah, that's great!

- For the main event,

I challenge all of you punks
to a living room cage match.

- You're on!

- Thanks, but wrestling's
not really my--

- Wah!
- [screams]

- Kids, stop!

Someone could get hurt.

Okay.
Now.

- You're going down,
Brewster!

- [screams]

[mid-tempo music]

* *

- You have to shadow it.
- I love getting

art classes from you.
- [laughs]

- Hmm.

- Mm!

- Okay.
You are right.

It's comfortable.

[upbeat melody]

- That was cool.
- [laughs]

[mid-tempo music]

* *

- * We're all the same *

* *

* We belong *

* *

* All together now *

* All together
now *

* All together now *

[country rock music]

[chiptune music]