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Stoney bomb! 15 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:06,712 [laughs] 16 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,549 Whoa, I can't feel my toes. 17 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:12,918 Awesome. 18 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,186 [laughs] 19 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:19,458 [siren] 20 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,928 Awesome. 21 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,769 Damn, it's Bill. 22 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,917 Okay. Alright, just shut up and be cool, okay. 23 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:46,952 I know how to handle this. 24 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,688 That's what your mom said. 25 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:55,427 Amos Wall. Good to see you again. 26 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:58,430 Hey, Officer Morgan. 27 00:04:58,798 --> 00:04:59,998 Everything okay? 28 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,034 You were driving a little erratic back there. 29 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:04,102 [snickering] 30 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:08,373 Uh, no, just trying to stay on the defensive. 31 00:05:09,876 --> 00:05:12,444 Something tells me that's not all you're on. 32 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:13,512 What? 33 00:05:13,713 --> 00:05:15,180 Step out of the vehicle, please. 34 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:19,418 [cans rattling on pavement] 35 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,286 Those are not mine. 36 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:23,288 Oh my God. 37 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:24,690 Wow. 38 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,224 [deep voice] TMI 39 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:28,694 Hello my puppies and welcome to TMI. 40 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,228 I'm your host, Colin Wade 41 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:31,797 And tonight's top story... 42 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:34,066 Gold, Nikki Gold. 43 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,233 With rumors of a sex tape 44 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,502 featuring her and on-again, off-again flame, 45 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,805 Trent Callender burning up the internet 46 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,140 and the premier of her new film, Ravagers II... 47 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,943 [TV set] barely a week away, the question is... 48 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:47,179 will Nikki's off-screen exploits 49 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,514 threaten the box office opening? 50 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,117 It's fun, it's scary, it's sexy, it's... 51 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:55,587 Mm-mm. No flies on her. 52 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,056 Step away from the bear. 53 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:01,026 Empty your pockets... 54 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:04,396 Sorry officer. We were just messing around. 55 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:05,797 You have a lot to learn about the responsibilities 56 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,999 associated with operating a motor vehicle. 57 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,168 I'm giving you tonight to think about that. 58 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,269 Are you ser- [sighs] 59 00:06:11,804 --> 00:06:13,071 Yes, Sir. 60 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,545 Bill, you enjoy this stuff way too much. 61 00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:22,347 What do you want me to do with this? 62 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:23,448 Is it empty? 63 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:24,516 Yeah. 64 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,486 Shucks. Um, evidence department, I guess. 65 00:06:33,025 --> 00:06:34,993 Well, if it isn't Harry Houdini. 66 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:38,196 I heard about the vanishing act you pulled last night. 67 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,699 That girl was perfectly nice. 68 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:41,633 And absolutely thrilled 69 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,101 about the idea of going out with a cop. 70 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:44,403 A little too thrilled. 71 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,505 You could have been Barry Bonds in a T-ball game 72 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,206 if you just stepped up to the plate. 73 00:06:48,374 --> 00:06:50,809 Barry Bonds did HGH, May. 74 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,278 Dale, what did we do to raise such a tight-ass? 75 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,946 Enough already. 76 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,683 Come here, and let me kiss the petals 77 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,086 of my sweet, sweet rose. 78 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,156 If you're nice, I might let you lick the dew right off of 'em. 79 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:06,091 [laughs] 80 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,293 I don't know what the doc's got you two on, 81 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:09,494 but he needs to halve the dosage. 82 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,530 Maybe you need a double dose. 83 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,032 Look at this, look at this. Look at this mustache. 84 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,635 You trimmed it a little bit shaggy, there. 85 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,916 [police radio] 86 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,768 Cruiser one do you copy? 87 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,937 Ten-four, Mama, you got something? 88 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,873 Just giving you a whistle, seeing where you are. 89 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:57,342 I'm down at the old fishing hole. 90 00:07:57,344 --> 00:07:59,244 Any bites? 91 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,247 I haven't seen a car in 34 minutes. 92 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:05,083 I fried some chicken. And I put some on your desk. 93 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,286 Roger that. Thanks May. 94 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:11,790 Sorry if I came off a little harsh earlier. 95 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:13,458 Gotten worse. 96 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,626 From you, no less. 97 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,795 [don't work too hard tonight] 98 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,759 [short peal of siren] 99 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,312 [clock ticking] 100 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,415 Miss, can you hear me? 101 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,950 Can you hear me? 102 00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:46,451 Miss? 103 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,454 Miss? 104 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:51,156 Miss? 105 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,491 - Hello, Miss? - What! 106 00:09:53,493 --> 00:09:54,726 Jesus! 107 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:55,894 No comment. 108 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,196 No comment. 109 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:01,967 Hi Officer. 110 00:10:05,204 --> 00:10:06,771 Where you heading tonight, Miss? 111 00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,239 Canada. 112 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,308 Is that, uh, is that a little vodka you got there? 113 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,477 - I like this hat. - Don't! 114 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,080 Cops in New York need to wear this hat. 115 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:22,187 Uh, Miss, I'm going to need to see license, registration... 116 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,656 Miss? Miss? 117 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:25,957 You wake up. 118 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:26,825 Hello? 119 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,193 Show me your penis. 120 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:31,563 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 121 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:32,964 Come on, it's time to be a grown up. 122 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:33,865 Stop it! 123 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:37,435 Okay. 23 to Dispatch. 124 00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:47,078 Officer Morgan, how much longer you gonna keep me in here? 125 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,213 You gotta wake up. 126 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,147 You know you're in the chair tonight. 127 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,651 In the chair. Go on, cuff yourself. You know the routine. 128 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,285 Oh man. 129 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:57,255 Now Miss please, do not, do not... no. 130 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,792 Take it, I need you, get down. Um. 131 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,027 Oh, get down. You cuffed? 132 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,296 Officer Morgan, I gotta tell you something. I gotta tell you. 133 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,364 What, what? 134 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,299 - Aw, let's go. On the bed. - Okay. 135 00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:13,304 No, no, no, no. No. No. No, put your legs, No. No. That's... 136 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,174 It's bedtime for bonzo. 137 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,709 That's right. Bed time for Bonzo. 138 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:20,245 So Amo, we'll talk in the morning. 139 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,713 Amo, Amo! 140 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,781 Don't give this woman any trouble. 141 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,182 No, I won't. 142 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:27,952 [snoring] 143 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,459 Oh my God. 144 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,969 [police radio] 145 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,836 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, okay. Ow, ow, ow, okay. 146 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,370 What the Hades? 147 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,706 Sick little bastard was trying to feel me up in my sleep. 148 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,075 No, I wasn't. Ow! Okay, okay, okay. Okay. 149 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,011 I touched her hair. I'm sorry alright. Will you let go? 150 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,446 You're going to break it. 151 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,948 Miss, unhand him now. 152 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,049 Ow, ow ow! Ahhh ah. 153 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,484 You heard me, Miss Hurwitz! 154 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,752 What'd you call me? 155 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:34,986 Now, Miss Hurwitz! 156 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,421 Ow, oh. Ow. 157 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,556 You know I'm not surprised a backward little piss-water like this 158 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,358 would let a man get away with this kind of shit. 159 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,627 This is no backwards piss-water, Miss. 160 00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:44,629 This is Washington, New Hampshire. 161 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:48,199 Named after General George Washington in 1776. 162 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,002 There's another Washington in North Carolina. 163 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,972 And they might say that they were the first town that was incorporated, 164 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,173 and that would be a lie. 165 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,508 Is that chicken in your hand? 166 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,013 Well, as I'm sure you're aware, 167 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,681 your license is about to expire. 168 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,216 Oh God! Do you have any idea 169 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,818 how long it takes to get through the DMV 170 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,487 Well, that's what you get for surrounding yourself 171 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:12,090 with all that flash and speed. But now that you're up, 172 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,792 I should get some fingerprints. 173 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:15,460 Why? I didn't do anything wrong. 174 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,828 What do you call drunk driving? 175 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,897 Not what I was doing. 176 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,298 Suit yourself. 177 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:24,302 I, I want my phone call. I want to talk to my lawyer. 178 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,870 You'll get it when you cooperate. 179 00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,272 Wait! Hey! Hey! 180 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:32,010 This is cruel and unusual punishment. I will sue your ass! 181 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,178 I just... 182 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,813 What? 183 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,249 I just want you to know 184 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,554 I think you're, I think you're God's most perfect creation. 185 00:13:42,721 --> 00:13:44,956 Ohh, where am I? 186 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:48,293 And for the record, you were my first. 187 00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,794 Get away! 188 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,735 [peaceful music] 189 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:08,746 ♪ 190 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,389 [growls] 191 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,257 Morning, Chief. 192 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:20,592 Morning. 193 00:14:20,594 --> 00:14:22,227 Uh, morning. 194 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:25,797 See the game last night? 195 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,732 No, we win? 196 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,867 Ahh. [farts] 197 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,368 Hell yeah, we won. 198 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:35,006 I fell asleep in the third, but woke just in time to see 199 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,176 Big Pete Kinney seal it with a slapper from the blue line. 200 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,246 - Ohhh! Crud! - Aw Jesus. I'm on it 201 00:14:42,248 --> 00:14:45,250 Bill! Is that the chief? 202 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:47,919 Get him in here, I want to talk to him. 203 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,187 Is there something you want to tell me? 204 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,322 [Hello...!] 205 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,091 Got to be careful with this one, Chief. 206 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,259 Excuse me. 207 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,360 A bit of a live-wire. 208 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,961 My favorite kind. 209 00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:01,399 Excuse me, Sir. Chief! 210 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,735 Hi. 211 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:08,006 Sir, there has been a huge misunderstanding. Okay? 212 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,108 Name's Nicole Hurwitz. 213 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,210 Found her passed out, drunk, down near Perkins syrup farm. 214 00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,478 She's even got a prior. 215 00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:16,214 My car was off and out of the road when he found me. 216 00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,951 Let me out of here now, or my lawyer will hit you with a false imprisonment charge 217 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,353 so hard, you'll be pissing out of your ass for a week. 218 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,454 [coughs] 219 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,257 Uh, Bill, outside, please. 220 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:31,562 So the keys were out of the ignition and she was asleep. 221 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,631 She was passed out, wasted 222 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,767 with a record of similar offenses. 223 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,835 Kissing a cop on St. Patty's Day 224 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,671 aint exactly a similar offense. 225 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:42,840 Chief, she was using a vodka bottle as a pillow. 226 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:46,044 She pulled over. We can't ask for much more than that. 227 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,547 Bill, you did a good thing. She slept it off. 228 00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,017 Did she look familiar to you? 229 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,119 Guilty always looks familiar. 230 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,055 Aw Christ, Bill, give it a rest. 231 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,057 Just pull that porcupine out of your butt 232 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:01,159 and let's move this thing along. 233 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,901 Well, Miss, you're free to go. 234 00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,502 Sanity reigns. 235 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,938 It was for your own good that Officer Morgan brought you in here last night. 236 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,006 You know that, right? 237 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:18,042 I'm just glad that a man as rational and intelligent 238 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,510 as you showed up to rescue me. 239 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,914 Just doing my job, Miss. 240 00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,950 Now I imagine you'll be needing a ride to your vehicle? 241 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,151 I do. Are you offering? 242 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,253 No, but Officer Morgan here is. 243 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,423 Great, more QT with Barney Fife. 244 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:34,625 Go on, Bill. 245 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,997 You're better than this jail cell, Famo-Amo! 246 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,799 Now get out of here and don't come back unless you're visiting. 247 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:44,235 Alright. Thanks Chief. 248 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,405 No, really, you have no idea how great this was for me. 249 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:48,906 Oh. 250 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,678 Huh. That's cute. 251 00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,784 [grunts] 252 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,887 Thanks Officer. 253 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,323 Get home safe now, Miss Hurwitz. 254 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,792 Thanks again, Chief. 255 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,603 Dale! What was that? 256 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:19,570 Calm down, May. 257 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,005 She was just thanking me 258 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,206 for my professionalism. 259 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,776 Oh stop stroking your ego. Don't you know who that was? 260 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,679 Hochee-mochee! 261 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,281 It's about time you all figured it out. 262 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:31,315 Vamoose, Amo! 263 00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:33,618 Look, look, look! 264 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,486 I know... 265 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:36,854 She's got that gun. 266 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,856 Yeah, oh and uh yes. 267 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,992 You know, you can just stop it with that. 268 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,406 How do you do that without using cruise control? 269 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,775 It's amazing! 270 00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:00,478 Oh, you're talented. 271 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,920 Do you think there's fleas in that jail? 272 00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:10,421 'Cause my head is itchy. 273 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,964 Have a safe trip back to New York. 274 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,400 Yeah. Thanks. 275 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,614 You can go now. 276 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,416 You're free to go. 277 00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:42,220 I'm not free. Not if I go back there. 278 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,624 Let me put this in words you might understand. 279 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:50,561 You don't' have to go home, but you can't stay here. 280 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,742 You're probably going to try to arrest me for this too, 281 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:05,977 But you're a real prick. 282 00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,579 Mind the speed limits now. 283 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,249 [revs engine] 284 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,066 Peas and crow! 285 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,512 You okay, Bill! 286 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,384 It's Officer Morgan. 287 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,320 Well, Officer Morgan, I uh, seem to have noticed 288 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:53,224 you got in some car trouble. Anything a drunk lush like me can do 289 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,258 to help you out? 290 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:00,998 I need a lift into town. 291 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,302 Gosh, I don't know. I have got so much to do today. 292 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:07,038 You know, milk the horses, water the cows. 293 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,740 Ooph, besides can't you just call the chief? 294 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,777 I can't tell Chief about this. 295 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,445 Yeah, it's pretty embarrassing. 296 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,447 Good luck! 297 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,349 Hold on, wait, whoa, whoa, wait! 298 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,550 Whoa. 299 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,753 You can't leave me out here. I'm 20 miles from town. 300 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,122 Well that's what you get for surrounding yourself 301 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,624 with such peace and tranquility. 302 00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,927 Hey, hey! 303 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,068 ♪ 304 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:11,636 Ch-ch-ch-Charlie. Hey, I need a tow. 305 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,505 No, no, now, not later. Now I need it. 306 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:20,444 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie? I need a tow. Prick! 307 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,585 [changing radio stations] 308 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,190 I just want to know what I'm supposed to tell my daughter. 309 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,959 I mean she idolizes Nikki Gold. 310 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,160 I've seen your daughter. 311 00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:39,096 You should both stick to radio. 312 00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,965 Maybe Nikki Gold should too. 313 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,333 Hey she's made some decent stuff. 314 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,534 Did you see Summer's Dawn? 315 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:46,237 No, but I did see her do blow off a sidewalk. 316 00:21:46,239 --> 00:21:47,471 [laughter] 317 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:48,906 Gene's right. 318 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,509 That girl is two steps away from a certified train wreck. 319 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,010 Well I hope she pulls herself out of 320 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,412 whatever funk she's in. 321 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,614 Don't worry, if this tape's half as good as advertised, 322 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,182 she'll have a whole new career waiting for her 323 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:00,351 in a different part of the entertainment industry. 324 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:01,552 [laughter] 325 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,927 ♪ 326 00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:37,321 Two hours, nine minutes and 13 seconds. 327 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,857 I think that's pretty admirable for 12 miles. 328 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,859 [grunts] 329 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,394 You thirsty? 330 00:22:44,763 --> 00:22:46,197 Yum yum! Drink up! 331 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:47,765 [gasping] 332 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,034 Thank you. Thank you. 333 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:58,309 I'm sorry, I didn't touch it. I just, I couldn't resist. 334 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:00,745 What are you doing here? 335 00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:04,648 Oh, you know, just soaking up the oxygen. 336 00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,884 I ought to arrest you for being a pain in the butt. 337 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:10,154 Hey, arrest yourself. 338 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,424 Aw crud! 339 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:15,693 I wouldn't have said anything. 340 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,228 Yeah, I would have. 341 00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:22,133 Hey, I've been trying to find a decent hotel in the area, 342 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:23,734 but there is no 3-G out here. 343 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,371 The nearest one's in Greeley. 344 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,773 I think it's 40 miles west. 345 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:31,976 Oh, it's a little far to go for a shower. 346 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:34,879 What do you need a shower for? 347 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,715 Have you seen the mattress in that cell? 348 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,152 I guess you're going to Greeley then? 349 00:23:41,154 --> 00:23:42,453 Don't you have a shower? 350 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,554 What? 351 00:23:43,556 --> 00:23:44,422 - I'll use that. - No 352 00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:45,689 - Yes. - No. 353 00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:46,590 Come on. 354 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:47,658 You are not coming to my house. 355 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,959 Oh come on. 356 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,027 No! 357 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,896 I'll get to wash whatever man-stew 358 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:54,398 has soaked into that prison bed over the last hundred years. 359 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,102 And you get a ride back to town. The chief never the wiser. 360 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,310 Great, settled. 361 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,779 Let's go. 362 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:11,615 Come on. 363 00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,718 Come on! You can do it, come on. 364 00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:25,362 I'm not happy about this. 365 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,634 It's a cool car. 366 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:31,802 Thanks. 367 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,537 Why you got standard? 368 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,506 Why are you a little bit gay? 369 00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:52,389 [phone rings] 370 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:55,626 Yeah? 371 00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:59,663 No, I'm, I'm in the middle of a very important meeting. 372 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:01,398 Who? 373 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,633 Nikki? 374 00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:07,238 Just so, what, what, what's she doing up there? 375 00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:11,242 Oh, oh 376 00:25:11,244 --> 00:25:14,278 We'll see. Some guy just called it in. 377 00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:16,146 [phone rings] 378 00:25:20,952 --> 00:25:22,353 Do you have a towel? 379 00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:24,421 Cabinet. 380 00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:32,997 Ah, 381 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,799 Bill Morgan. 382 00:25:35,801 --> 00:25:36,600 Bill! 383 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,035 Where the hell have you been? 384 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,438 Chief, hey, I, I just stopped home for one minute. 385 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,540 Where is that girl? 386 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,709 She is in the bathroom. 387 00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,511 At your house? 388 00:26:02,827 --> 00:26:05,296 Well I, I thought you were taking her to her car? 389 00:26:05,298 --> 00:26:06,830 Tell him to be nice. 390 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:09,934 I was and then she wanted to get cleaned up. 391 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,569 So I, I brought her here. 392 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,737 Well played, my boy. 393 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:14,538 [laughs] 394 00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:15,839 Have her sign something. 395 00:26:15,841 --> 00:26:18,309 Well as soon as she's done, it's back out on patrol. 396 00:26:18,311 --> 00:26:21,345 No, no, don't ever sign something because then she's gonna... 397 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:22,546 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 398 00:26:22,548 --> 00:26:23,681 Okay, sorry, I'm sorry. 399 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:26,050 Bill, I got things under control here. 400 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:28,986 Just try to be nice for once. 401 00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,388 Make her some lunch, have some fun. 402 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,736 Chief, I want her out of here as soon as possible. 403 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:49,239 Well I you two to enjoy yourselves. 404 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:51,141 Consider that an order! 405 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,212 Ah crud! 406 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:04,321 Ah, she's gorgeous. Look at her. 407 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:08,292 I just hope Bill aint trying to play Scrabble with her. 408 00:27:13,331 --> 00:27:15,099 You got any clothes I can wear? 409 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:18,235 I threw mine in the wash. 410 00:27:18,237 --> 00:27:21,338 Yeah, I... heard it running 411 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,773 What do you got there? 412 00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,808 Oh, nothing, I was just putting it away. 413 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,076 I'm not sure how it got out. 414 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:27,845 You got any game? 415 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:30,648 You mean am I good? 416 00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:35,519 Yeah, I was the two-time town quarter finalist. 417 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:40,190 Hmm, you may not know me very well, Officer Bill Morgan, 418 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,293 But playing Scrabble is one thing I do truly well in my life. 419 00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,135 Uh, let's get some clothes on you first. 420 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:56,140 Mmm mm mm. 421 00:27:57,909 --> 00:27:59,143 Ooh. 422 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:02,012 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that could work. 423 00:28:03,114 --> 00:28:04,081 Thanks. 424 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,016 Yellow's my best color, you know. 425 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,918 Yeah, it's your hair. 426 00:28:08,153 --> 00:28:09,953 Surprised you notice that sort of thing. 427 00:28:10,989 --> 00:28:12,589 It's my job to notice things. 428 00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:16,026 So I was thinking of making some food. 429 00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:17,761 Probably good for you to eat something before you blow away. 430 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:22,800 Mac and cheese it is. 431 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,435 ♪ 432 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,204 Nikki? 433 00:30:08,873 --> 00:30:10,140 Nikki? 434 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,113 Nikki? 435 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:21,952 Nikki. 436 00:30:27,091 --> 00:30:28,358 Food's ready. 437 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,660 Eat up. 438 00:30:29,894 --> 00:30:32,796 I like my victim's fat before the slaughter. 439 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:43,974 ♪ 440 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:46,710 You came. 441 00:30:47,412 --> 00:30:48,812 I figured you'd run. 442 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:50,480 Like you always do. 443 00:30:50,482 --> 00:30:51,882 Not this time. 444 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,517 I'm tired of running, 445 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,253 of not being able to remember who I am. 446 00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:03,026 Then... let me remind you. 447 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:09,867 [giggles] 448 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:13,170 You think I could get away with lines like that? 449 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,405 Well, it wouldn't hurt you to try. 450 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:18,242 Then let me remind you... 451 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,477 Where's the kiss part? 452 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,678 Mmmmuh. 453 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,180 [whispers] They might know. 454 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:26,683 Could I help you? 455 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,585 I certainly hope so. 456 00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:31,755 I'm a journalist. From New York. 457 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:34,324 I have it on good authority that a certain young woman 458 00:31:34,326 --> 00:31:36,560 of interest may be here in your fair town. 459 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:40,163 And who might that be? 460 00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:43,533 That's her right now. 461 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:47,337 Look! 462 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:49,172 If you're here for some kind of tip, 463 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:51,508 you're barking up the wrong tree. 464 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:53,043 It's not like I expect something for nothing. 465 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:54,411 You thinking of bribing me? 466 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:55,879 Well consider it a donation. 467 00:31:55,881 --> 00:31:57,514 I consider it a crime. Now get! 468 00:31:57,516 --> 00:31:59,483 Okay, give me something now, I'll keep the press out of your hair. 469 00:31:59,817 --> 00:32:02,319 It's only a matter of time til the ravens descend. 470 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:06,189 Go back to New York and tell your friends 471 00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:08,392 there's nothing to see here in Washington. 472 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:10,060 There will be when I get through with it. 473 00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,631 Not a lunch fan, huh? 474 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:17,434 I'm off carbs for a couple weeks. 475 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:20,103 These socks are amazing, by the way. 476 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:22,139 Yeah, May made 'em. 477 00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:24,141 Is May your girlfriend? 478 00:32:24,909 --> 00:32:26,643 No, aunt. 479 00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:27,844 She's the chief's wife. 480 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,313 She's practically my mom, though. 481 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,416 Raised me since I was ten. 482 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:33,884 What happened to your parents? 483 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,820 It's none of your business. 484 00:32:40,892 --> 00:32:42,526 Triple word score makes 45. 485 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:44,394 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 486 00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,729 "Zoetic"? 487 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:47,331 Zoetic. You know, animated. 488 00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:49,766 Full of joie-de-vivre. 489 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:53,603 Poetic is a word. But this, I don't know what this is. 490 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,173 Oh come on, don't embarrass yourself. 491 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:58,041 Yeah, you probably cheat your way through everything. 492 00:32:58,043 --> 00:32:59,943 That is really not nice. 493 00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:03,347 What do I get if I'm right? 494 00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:04,681 I don't know what you could possibly want. 495 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,516 There's no booze in the house. 496 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:09,586 How about a shooting lesson? 497 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,356 You can have whatever you want because I know that I am... 498 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:13,790 A sucker? 499 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:15,492 Zoetic. 500 00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:16,860 [shooting sound] 501 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:19,863 - Now you see the target? - Yep 502 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:22,232 What you're going to do is, you're going to want 503 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:23,000 to extend your hands. 504 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:24,368 Keep the gun away from you, 505 00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:26,136 but don't get stiff with it. 506 00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:30,507 Okay, now, when you aim you want to use your whole body. 507 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,310 Not just your wrists or the barrel. 508 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:36,446 See the gun as an extension of yourself. 509 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:37,514 Okay. Okay, okay, okay. 510 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,949 Okay. 511 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,083 Alright. 512 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,786 Okay. 513 00:33:44,789 --> 00:33:45,756 Close... 514 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:46,923 [gunshot] 515 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:48,658 Easy. Breaths 516 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:50,193 Here... 517 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,194 [gunshot] 518 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,930 - I got it. - Okay. 519 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:54,965 [gunshot] 520 00:33:54,967 --> 00:33:56,500 Yaaa, there you go! 521 00:33:56,502 --> 00:34:02,239 [gunshots] 522 00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:03,940 God, I love guns! 523 00:34:04,175 --> 00:34:06,009 Well you said you never shot before? 524 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:07,477 I never said that. 525 00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:09,713 I'm going to put that on my mantle. 526 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:12,783 I mean not that I have a mantle, but one of these days, Dallas. 527 00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:14,918 Your turn. 528 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,719 Beg your pardon. 529 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,621 Come on. Show me how it's done. 530 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,257 I'm afraid it's not much of a challenge for me. 531 00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,159 Alright. 532 00:34:23,928 --> 00:34:25,195 How about now? 533 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:28,298 Come on, we should go in, huh? 534 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,733 We gotta meet the tow truck anyway. 535 00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:31,435 Oh come on, if you're so good, what's there to fear? 536 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:34,471 Just exhale and squeeze the trigger. 537 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:35,472 Are you nuts? 538 00:34:36,075 --> 00:34:39,409 you can't try something with balls for once. 539 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,111 This has nothing to do with me having balls 540 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:44,281 and everything to do with you being totally batso-crazy. 541 00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:45,715 I'm crazy? 542 00:34:46,051 --> 00:34:48,618 I mean you're the one with your dead parents room 543 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,420 done up like a museum. 544 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:55,826 What you say? 545 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,162 Nothing. uh, just that it goes both ways. 546 00:35:00,765 --> 00:35:02,299 You went in their room? 547 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:04,301 I didn't know what it was. 548 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:07,437 I can't believe you uh, you went in their room. 549 00:35:07,439 --> 00:35:09,706 That's what locks are for. 550 00:35:12,877 --> 00:35:14,277 Oh! 551 00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,382 I won't, it was, I wasn't going to shoot you, it wasn't loaded. 552 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,552 [click] 553 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,954 [phone ringing] 554 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:25,956 Ahhh... 555 00:35:29,026 --> 00:35:30,594 - Morgan - Bill 556 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:31,728 Where's Nikki? 557 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:33,096 She's still here. 558 00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:37,267 Good. Good, uh, you gotta get her out of there. 559 00:35:37,269 --> 00:35:39,970 There's uh, some folks in town looking for her. 560 00:35:39,972 --> 00:35:42,005 Yeah, well tell them they can have her. 561 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:43,073 I'll meet them halfway. 562 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,375 No, no you can't let her out of your sight. 563 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:47,377 What do you mean? Who's looking for her? 564 00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:48,845 Uh, who's looking for her? 565 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,514 Don't, don't, don't, don't tell... 566 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:56,720 Uh, uh, well uh, it turns out that uh, that Nikki is ... 567 00:35:56,722 --> 00:35:59,256 covert operative for the CIA. 568 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:01,791 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we talking about the same Nikki? 569 00:36:01,793 --> 00:36:03,360 Nicole Hurwitz? 570 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:07,797 Yep, yep, she's uh, she's been working undercover in South America 571 00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:11,401 on something called uh, Operation Inferno. 572 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,237 What, the CIA just called you up out of the blue about this? 573 00:36:14,405 --> 00:36:16,106 Look, this aint a drill, son. 574 00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:19,476 Nikki's in danger and I need you to protect her. 575 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,912 I"m just not sure you got all your facts straight here Chief. 576 00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:22,979 Damnit Bill! 577 00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:27,284 This is your chance to do some real police work. 578 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,786 Now can I trust you to take care of it, or not? 579 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:33,990 Yeah, of course you can Chief. 580 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,492 You know you can count on me. 581 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:38,795 Good! You need to get her some place safe. 582 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,097 Good luck son! 583 00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:49,105 [cell phone ringing] 584 00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:51,641 Liz, hey. 585 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:53,677 Uh Nikki, where the hell have you been? 586 00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,378 Nowhere, out. 587 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,747 Well your little scheme worked. It's gone right through the frickin' roof. 588 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,449 What scheme? 589 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:02,152 The sex tape. It's up to 1.5 million. 590 00:37:02,154 --> 00:37:04,654 What is happening? I thought you were burying this thing! 591 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:06,823 All of a sudden the estimates for opening weekend 592 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,425 are going through the friction' roof. 593 00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:12,295 150 million good reasons why the studio wants your home video. 594 00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,231 Nikki! Look, I'm sorry I scared you. 595 00:37:14,233 --> 00:37:15,165 Shhh! 596 00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:18,969 Yeah, okay, fine. 597 00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:19,970 - Look... - What? 598 00:37:19,972 --> 00:37:21,071 I know who you are. 599 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,373 Uh, you don't know anything about me. 600 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:27,310 That was the chief. Look, he, he told me about Operation Inferno. 601 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,648 Well, who's ever after you is in town. Now. 602 00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:33,350 Who do you think is after me? 603 00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:35,352 I know I'm not supposed to know about it, 604 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:38,989 but whatever government or group you crossed, 605 00:37:38,991 --> 00:37:41,558 they have found you and they are closing in. 606 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,626 You cannot stay here. 607 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,160 I couldn't agree more. 608 00:37:44,162 --> 00:37:44,961 Wait, please look. 609 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,197 Nikki, just, I, I can help you. 610 00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:48,632 I can take you to a safe house. 611 00:37:51,002 --> 00:37:54,371 I will protect you. Just please, accept my apology. 612 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:56,306 Time is ticking here. 613 00:37:58,509 --> 00:38:01,911 Keeping me safe is very dangerous work. 614 00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:05,782 Whfff... 615 00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:08,952 It's okay. 616 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,553 I've been waiting for this my whole life. 617 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:14,991 We just got to make one quick stop first. 618 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,102 Here, have a little more coffee. 619 00:38:33,778 --> 00:38:35,045 Psst, hey! 620 00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:37,013 You Donowitz? 621 00:38:37,281 --> 00:38:38,281 Maybe. 622 00:38:38,283 --> 00:38:40,517 Ssss, name's Amos. 623 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,352 I believe you're uh, I believe your magazine 624 00:38:42,354 --> 00:38:44,154 got a little call from me this morning. 625 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:46,189 - You're the guy? - Yeah. 626 00:38:46,191 --> 00:38:48,191 I'll tell you where she is. 627 00:38:48,193 --> 00:38:49,426 It's for a price. 628 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,328 Listen, if I had known the tip came from a kid 629 00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:54,397 I'd have never dragged my ass all the way up here. 630 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,866 Alright, okay. How about that? 631 00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:59,402 Is that Nikki enough for you? Bam! 632 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:01,471 [whispering] Where is she? 633 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:03,773 Just down the road. Maybe 20 minutes. 634 00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,642 Ten grand, she's all yours. 635 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:06,676 Here you go Pete. 636 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,712 Take it easy fanboy I got kids to feed. 637 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:13,717 Oh come on. Nikki Gold, this year's it girl, 638 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,919 bumble-fucking some new boy toy. 639 00:39:15,921 --> 00:39:18,021 You could make a hundred large without breaking a sweat. 640 00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:20,056 Bumble-fucking? 641 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:21,224 I like that. 642 00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:23,760 Well how do I know there's not already 40 shooters already up there? 643 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:25,528 I haven't told anybody except you. 644 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,529 I swear. 645 00:39:26,531 --> 00:39:27,630 Why the hell not? 646 00:39:27,632 --> 00:39:29,933 Because, I know your stuff. 647 00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:33,937 I wanted a chance to study the best performing their craft. 648 00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:36,439 That's understandable. So? 649 00:39:36,974 --> 00:39:38,708 Fine, five Gs and she's yours, but 650 00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:40,443 you let me roll with you. 651 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:42,112 I don't babysit. 652 00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:43,780 Consider it an internship. 653 00:39:45,082 --> 00:39:47,951 Alright. Rule number one... 654 00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:50,086 Don't speak unless spoken to... 655 00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:51,755 [squeals] 656 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:53,123 Don't worry about the tab, I got that. 657 00:39:54,925 --> 00:39:58,895 Lesson number two, I find free meals very endearing. 658 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,330 Alright. Let's go. 659 00:40:00,464 --> 00:40:01,531 Alright. 660 00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:03,233 Alright I'm out of here, Terry. 661 00:40:03,235 --> 00:40:05,568 No disrespect, but this job sucks. 662 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:06,636 See you guys. 663 00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,605 I can't get this thing out of here with that. 664 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:09,806 I need a ramp truck. 665 00:40:09,808 --> 00:40:11,040 Well then get a ramp truck. 666 00:40:11,042 --> 00:40:12,709 It's after 5:00, I can't get it out here tonight! 667 00:40:12,711 --> 00:40:13,777 Charlie, I don't have time for this. 668 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:15,945 If I don't have it, I don't have it! 669 00:40:16,647 --> 00:40:17,881 Find another way. 670 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:19,149 [grunts] 671 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:20,683 Good luck! 672 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:23,553 [chuckles] 673 00:40:28,292 --> 00:40:29,959 You got a light? 674 00:40:29,961 --> 00:40:31,027 Mm hmm. 675 00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:37,700 Aren't you...wait.. 676 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:40,470 Yeah. But you can't tell him who I am. Okay? 677 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:41,938 Oh, I'm not telling him nothing. 678 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:44,040 He's already got his nose up every butt in town. 679 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:45,375 Is that why you won't pull him out of the ditch? 680 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:47,477 Mm hmm. Part of it. 681 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:50,413 Giving it back to the law aint exactly an every day opportunity. 682 00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:53,149 What's the other part? 683 00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:57,587 Mmm. Every girl in town's tried to knock his door down. 684 00:40:57,589 --> 00:41:00,523 A good job and a nice ass goes a long way in a cold winter. 685 00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:02,091 Even if he is a bit of a prick. 686 00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:03,493 A bit? 687 00:41:05,529 --> 00:41:07,497 Could you do it as a favor to me? 688 00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,539 Ya. 689 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,241 Thank you. 690 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,143 Mm hmm. 691 00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:40,430 Can't believe you got Charlie tow the cruiser back to my house. 692 00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,198 No sweat. 693 00:41:43,734 --> 00:41:45,235 How'd you get her to 180 like that? 694 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,704 It's called being nice. 695 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,407 No seriously, was that some sort of like, 696 00:41:51,409 --> 00:41:54,143 CIA mind trick or something? 697 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:03,386 Unfortunately, your security clearance isn't high enough 698 00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:04,420 for me to divulge that information. 699 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,458 I understand. 700 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:17,433 I told her it was a matter of national security. 701 00:42:20,471 --> 00:42:21,938 It's so cool you can do that. 702 00:42:22,273 --> 00:42:23,473 Yeah. 703 00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:46,796 Ah. 704 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,798 Well, we're here. 705 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:51,501 And where is here, exactly? 706 00:42:52,202 --> 00:42:55,371 This is the chief's old lake house. 707 00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,440 No one will find us here. 708 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:16,659 All clear. 709 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,033 Sorry about that. 710 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:33,109 Here. 711 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,611 Ah, you know what? You keep it. 712 00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:36,145 Okay. 713 00:43:39,683 --> 00:43:41,217 [sighs] 714 00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:45,555 [sighs] 715 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,874 [owl hooting] 716 00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:06,342 This is a waste of time. 717 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:09,612 Knowing her, they're probably shacked up somewhere. 718 00:44:10,347 --> 00:44:11,714 Is there a motel around? 719 00:44:12,016 --> 00:44:13,683 No, not really. 720 00:44:13,884 --> 00:44:15,451 Well then, then they've left town. 721 00:44:15,453 --> 00:44:16,753 I can feel it. 722 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:18,521 Nah, he wouldn't leave town with her. 723 00:44:18,722 --> 00:44:19,756 How do you know? 724 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,625 Believe me, he's had this like, complex 725 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,293 ever since his parents died. 726 00:44:24,795 --> 00:44:28,197 He's like, Bill's like one of those dogs 727 00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:31,968 with the electric fence and the like cone. 728 00:44:31,970 --> 00:44:34,070 And he's got like a carrot penis. 729 00:44:34,072 --> 00:44:37,106 only instead of a yard, 730 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:40,643 it's this whole town he can't escape. 731 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:43,346 Yeah, it must be tough for a cop. 732 00:44:44,248 --> 00:44:45,248 That public knowledge? 733 00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,449 Everybody pretty much knows 734 00:44:46,451 --> 00:44:48,685 everybody else's business around here. 735 00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:51,054 I guess that's why there aint no paparazzi. 736 00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:54,457 Paparazzi. I loathe the term. 737 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:57,160 I'm a celebrity journalist. 738 00:44:57,394 --> 00:44:59,495 I hold the mirror up to our culture, 739 00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:00,997 reflecting it back more accurately 740 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:02,331 than any history book. 741 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:03,933 The trades ancestry goes back 742 00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,668 to the apostles themselves. 743 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:10,139 Whoa! The apostles. 744 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:21,951 You gonna stay like that all night? 745 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,954 I'm fine. 746 00:45:27,991 --> 00:45:29,592 You think maybe we should put the fire out? 747 00:45:29,594 --> 00:45:31,627 I mean maybe they could smell the smoke or... 748 00:45:31,629 --> 00:45:33,296 But you know, we could go outside. 749 00:45:33,298 --> 00:45:34,764 and use the cabin as a decoy. 750 00:45:34,766 --> 00:45:37,867 Uh, I'm going to choose not to worry about it. 751 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:42,472 Yeah, okay. I suppose, you know, you're used to this. 752 00:45:42,873 --> 00:45:44,407 Ice in your veins and all. 753 00:45:44,409 --> 00:45:45,908 One would think. 754 00:45:55,853 --> 00:45:57,053 How many people have you killed? 755 00:45:57,055 --> 00:45:58,321 - Bill! - Sorry. 756 00:45:58,323 --> 00:45:59,789 I've done what I had to do. 757 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:00,723 I understand, yep. 758 00:46:00,725 --> 00:46:02,525 You're probably good under pressure, 759 00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:04,393 being cop's in your genes, right? 760 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:08,297 My father and I didn't have much in common. 761 00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:09,565 Ever think about being chief? 762 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:10,800 I'm through with this line of questioning. 763 00:46:12,369 --> 00:46:14,137 Touchy subject. I forgot. 764 00:46:14,139 --> 00:46:15,438 Mmmm. 765 00:46:19,309 --> 00:46:21,244 You think I'm simple, don't you? 766 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:23,045 What? No. 767 00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:25,915 You think 'cause I'm some hick from small town 768 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:28,184 who hasn't had any real crime, I'm not a real cop. 769 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,752 I never said that. 770 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:33,589 My father died when I was nine 771 00:46:33,591 --> 00:46:37,160 and after he passed I took responsibility for this town. 772 00:46:37,162 --> 00:46:38,761 This town is my life. 773 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:41,998 How'd he die? 774 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,168 Drunk driver. Killed them both. 775 00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:46,869 [whispers] Ohhh. 776 00:46:49,273 --> 00:46:50,606 You hear that? 777 00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:51,808 What? 778 00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:52,909 Stay here. 779 00:47:38,455 --> 00:47:40,556 I think I'm probably done for tonight. 780 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:47,496 Good night Nikki. 781 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:10,019 Bill? 782 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:13,456 Yeah? 783 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,660 Thank you. 784 00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:20,950 Oh my God! 785 00:50:20,952 --> 00:50:23,486 Bidding war for Nikki Gold sex tape? 786 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:26,389 Whatever happened to our old camcorder, May? 787 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:27,456 This is not funny. 788 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,792 Amo! You okay? 789 00:50:29,794 --> 00:50:33,496 [gasping] Chief...they... I came from Bill's. 790 00:50:33,697 --> 00:50:35,197 I wanted to uh, I wanted to apologize 791 00:50:35,199 --> 00:50:38,167 for being such a, a wad these past few days. 792 00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:39,835 but he, he wasn't there 793 00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:42,038 There, there were just these, these photographers. 794 00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,573 Like, like ravens on roadkill. 795 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,042 Like them. 796 00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:47,910 There, there's some right across the street. 797 00:50:49,179 --> 00:50:52,681 Ah, well now thanks for the heads up, son. 798 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:56,218 You go on home. Uh, I'll take care of everything. 799 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,254 Paparazzi in, in our town? 800 00:50:58,256 --> 00:50:59,989 Now I gotta go tell Bill. 801 00:51:10,467 --> 00:51:11,967 So? 802 00:51:11,969 --> 00:51:14,003 Oh yeah, yeah. He's got her stashed somewhere. 803 00:51:14,404 --> 00:51:17,373 And if I know the chief, he's gonna lead us right to the henhouse. 804 00:51:18,008 --> 00:51:19,308 The henhouse? 805 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:21,710 Yeah, I thought it was, I thought it would sound cool. 806 00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:24,046 Lesson number three, don't think. 807 00:51:24,048 --> 00:51:25,915 - Okay. - Never. 808 00:51:28,718 --> 00:51:34,423 ♪dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...dun dun dun... 809 00:51:37,794 --> 00:51:39,728 The lake was gorgeous this morning. 810 00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:42,198 I mean the water is so clear. 811 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,632 Yeah, it's pretty, right? 812 00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:46,202 It reminds me of the town that I grew up in. 813 00:51:46,204 --> 00:51:47,603 Where's that? 814 00:51:48,138 --> 00:51:50,106 It's a little town in Western Ontario. 815 00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:52,575 My mom and I left when my parents got divorced. 816 00:51:57,347 --> 00:51:59,682 Mmm. This is good, what is it? 817 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:01,884 It's hare. 818 00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,919 - What? - Rabbit. 819 00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,956 I got it in one of the traps I set for the hostels. 820 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:10,626 [clears throat] 821 00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:13,362 It's actually really good. 822 00:52:13,364 --> 00:52:14,964 - Yeah? - Tastes like chicken. 823 00:52:15,232 --> 00:52:16,532 Make you jump higher. 824 00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:18,901 Mmm. 825 00:52:25,008 --> 00:52:27,376 Wait, so you've never left town? 826 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:29,979 - Nope. - Never? 827 00:52:30,514 --> 00:52:32,681 Well the academy, but I mean that was years ago. 828 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,250 What, that, that is crazy. 829 00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,519 I mean you say I'm crazy, but you're crazy. 830 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,721 Cute crazy, but still... 831 00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:39,955 Cute crazy? 832 00:52:40,857 --> 00:52:42,057 Yeah. 833 00:52:48,098 --> 00:52:49,398 Let's go swimming. 834 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,670 Do you have any idea how cold that water is? 835 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:07,917 Ahh ha ha. 836 00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,990 Ah, Oh my tits it's freezing in... 837 00:53:15,258 --> 00:53:17,993 - Told you. - Well it's like electricity, you have to get in. 838 00:53:17,995 --> 00:53:19,795 I can get through the day without hypothermia. 839 00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:20,963 Thank you very much. 840 00:53:20,965 --> 00:53:22,898 Oh come on. I am an expert on all things idiotic 841 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:25,401 and this is very low on the harmful scale. 842 00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:31,040 Ah! 843 00:53:31,508 --> 00:53:34,743 Oh! Yes! You're doing it! It's so warm. 844 00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:39,081 Oh, oh! 845 00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:45,654 Geronimo! 846 00:53:48,858 --> 00:53:52,895 Oh, geez and crow! It's warmer than I thought. 847 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:54,563 Oh it's freezing. 848 00:53:54,798 --> 00:53:56,065 Just relax. 849 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,900 Oh, oh! Are we even breathing? 850 00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:59,001 Breathe slowly. 851 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:19,355 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't follow him. 852 00:54:19,357 --> 00:54:21,156 Just keep going down there. 853 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,125 Where the hell are we? 854 00:54:23,127 --> 00:54:26,228 I can't believe I didn't think of this. 855 00:54:26,896 --> 00:54:28,697 You know a way in this joint? 856 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:31,533 Yeah, there's only one way the chief won't find us. 857 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:34,637 How's that? 858 00:54:34,639 --> 00:54:36,772 It's on that fucking canoe. 859 00:54:37,073 --> 00:54:38,507 I hate canoes. 860 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:39,642 Yeah. 861 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,681 You made a move on me. 862 00:54:46,049 --> 00:54:48,284 I would never do such a thing. 863 00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:50,319 Getting me in the lake was all part of your master plan. 864 00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:53,689 And if I find out this is another one of your voodoo mind tricks 865 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:54,957 I will not be happy. 866 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,693 Uh, because kissing me is so unpleasant? 867 00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,230 Mamma Bear you copy? 868 00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,198 Ten-four papa. 869 00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:04,199 You find him? 870 00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:06,402 No sign, any news at base? 871 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,003 Not yet. 872 00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:09,738 You coming back? 873 00:55:11,241 --> 00:55:12,474 In a bit. 874 00:55:14,911 --> 00:55:17,212 I think I just saw a rock turn over 875 00:55:17,214 --> 00:55:19,581 and something slimy slither out. 876 00:55:19,749 --> 00:55:20,983 You know how it is. 877 00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:23,619 Everyone hates cops til they need 'em. 878 00:55:24,187 --> 00:55:26,155 I've always liked a man in uniform. 879 00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:29,992 Every time I do something good, people hate me for it. 880 00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:31,794 Like what? 881 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:34,563 Like anything. 882 00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:38,834 Giving a speeding ticket, breaking up a fight. 883 00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,137 Doing a safety lecture. 884 00:55:42,439 --> 00:55:43,639 Punk kids. 885 00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,574 I mean I don't know what it's like in the CIA, 886 00:55:45,576 --> 00:55:48,277 But around here, you always walk away the villain. 887 00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:54,550 Villains are sexy. 888 00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:57,353 [both laugh] 889 00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:04,560 Dude, my arm, killing me. 890 00:56:04,562 --> 00:56:06,395 Just stop! Get me closer! 891 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:07,363 Isn't this close enough? 892 00:56:07,365 --> 00:56:08,831 My arms are gonna fall off. 893 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,466 Can never be close enough. 894 00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:12,000 Yeah, they're gonna see us. 895 00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:14,870 Oh fine, you wanna puss out? Fine. 896 00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:16,905 Pull over. Let me off. 897 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:29,017 Um, what do you think about coming to New York with me 898 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:30,386 for a couple days? 899 00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:34,423 I think it would be good for you and I'd like it. 900 00:56:38,962 --> 00:56:40,095 Wow. 901 00:56:42,966 --> 00:56:44,133 Amos! 902 00:56:44,135 --> 00:56:46,235 Oh man. 903 00:56:46,237 --> 00:56:47,403 You in on this? 904 00:56:50,039 --> 00:56:51,440 I'm sorry, Chief. 905 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:54,710 I didn't know it was gonna go this far. 906 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,714 Just tell me which way he went and get on home. 907 00:57:00,116 --> 00:57:01,316 Ssss... 908 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,519 [thud] 909 00:57:07,123 --> 00:57:09,725 Huh, this day sucks. 910 00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:22,037 ♪ 911 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:25,774 Stay here. 912 00:57:33,049 --> 00:57:34,149 Uh. 913 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,820 Stand up. 914 00:57:37,822 --> 00:57:38,720 Argh! 915 00:57:38,722 --> 00:57:40,856 Who are you? What are you doing here? 916 00:57:40,858 --> 00:57:44,626 Vic Donowitz, TMI and you must be Officer Morgan. 917 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:46,161 I am and you're trespassing. 918 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:48,130 it's only 'cause I want the first exclusive interview with you 919 00:57:48,132 --> 00:57:49,832 about your relationship with Nikki Gold. 920 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:51,400 Nikki who? 921 00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:53,068 Ha ha ha. Nice try. 922 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,838 Look, no seriously, you should cash in. 923 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,674 The press is going to be all over you like a pit bull in heat 924 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,843 when little Miss Thang's tape hits the internet, you know. 925 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:02,177 What are you talking about? 926 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:04,847 Her sex tape. The sex tape. 927 00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:06,048 Who's Nikki Gold? 928 00:58:06,050 --> 00:58:07,149 Are you serious? 929 00:58:07,417 --> 00:58:09,151 Hey, she's Hollywood's soup de jour. 930 00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:10,586 She's the flavor of the month. 931 00:58:10,954 --> 00:58:13,956 She's visual crack for men ages 16 to 25. 932 00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:15,891 Viktor Donowitz you're under arrest! 933 00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:17,626 You have the right to remain silent, 934 00:58:17,628 --> 00:58:19,194 though I doubt you will. 935 00:58:19,196 --> 00:58:21,230 And you can call your lawyer from the station. 936 00:58:21,232 --> 00:58:22,631 Chief, what's going on here? 937 00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:25,167 Oh this so-called journalist was staking out your place 938 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:27,836 for a shot of Nikki, I mean a shot at the... 939 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:29,872 Dang it, Bill! I can't explain it all. 940 00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:36,178 I know you two think you got something special 941 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:37,546 but let me tell you Bud, 942 00:58:37,548 --> 00:58:39,281 you're just another notch in her belt. 943 00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:40,949 Tell me about this tape? 944 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:42,918 Her and Trent Callender going at it like bunnies. 945 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,054 Hand jobs, blow jobs like a goddamn career fair. 946 00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:47,656 - Oh! - Bill! 947 00:58:48,558 --> 00:58:50,392 I'll forget this if you give me that exclusive. 948 00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:51,827 Let me take him in, I'm not through with him yet. 949 00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:53,228 No! No! 950 00:58:53,563 --> 00:58:54,796 Go back to Nikki. 951 00:58:54,798 --> 00:58:56,698 I'll take care of this sack of beans. 952 00:59:15,451 --> 00:59:17,953 I can't believe that douchebag followed me here. 953 00:59:17,955 --> 00:59:18,954 What'd he say to you? 954 00:59:21,925 --> 00:59:23,225 What'd he say to you? 955 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,193 Enough to know 956 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,328 you've made me feel like a complete idiot 957 00:59:26,330 --> 00:59:27,696 the last few days. 958 00:59:28,331 --> 00:59:29,598 Who are you? Really? 959 00:59:30,667 --> 00:59:32,234 My name is Nikki Gold. 960 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:34,736 - And I'm an actress. - Obviously. 961 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,774 I didn't start out lying to you. 962 00:59:39,242 --> 00:59:40,242 It's just ... 963 00:59:40,877 --> 00:59:42,945 You're the first person in... 964 00:59:43,247 --> 00:59:49,084 years that's actually made me feel like a normal person. 965 00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:50,018 Don't call yourself normal. 966 00:59:50,020 --> 00:59:52,187 It's an insult to the rest of us. 967 00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:58,193 I think it's time you left Washington. 968 01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:03,432 Fine. 969 01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:21,817 ♪ 970 01:01:31,054 --> 01:01:32,788 - Hey Terri. - Hey Bill. 971 01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:34,956 That sandwich you ordered will be ready in a minute. 972 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:36,191 Thanks. 973 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:45,534 I want you all to know that my relations with Miss Gold are over. 974 01:01:45,768 --> 01:01:48,170 So you can stop snickering behind my back. 975 01:01:48,172 --> 01:01:52,741 and acting all strange and go about your normal business. 976 01:01:54,110 --> 01:01:55,043 Thank you. 977 01:01:57,648 --> 01:02:00,916 I think the guys around here are all just jealous. 978 01:02:00,918 --> 01:02:02,150 And as for the ladies, 979 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:04,553 they just want a piece of what Nikki Gold got. 980 01:02:07,957 --> 01:02:09,224 Hey you want to sign this for me? 981 01:02:10,593 --> 01:02:12,694 Geez, on crow, are you kidding me me? 982 01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:16,098 Sure, as long as you bring it back autographed. 983 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,444 Knock, knock. 984 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,213 Hey May. 985 01:02:31,215 --> 01:02:32,948 I brought you a sandwich. 986 01:02:35,318 --> 01:02:37,052 Thanks. May, I just ate. 987 01:02:37,553 --> 01:02:39,554 Well you could use a little more meat on your bones. 988 01:02:45,495 --> 01:02:46,428 You know reading that junk 989 01:02:46,430 --> 01:02:48,463 is gonna rot your brain. 990 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:53,268 So, are you ever going to tell me 991 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,137 Or am I going to have to read it 992 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:56,671 in one of those rags? 993 01:02:56,673 --> 01:02:59,708 Ahh, it's not much of a story, I guess. 994 01:02:59,710 --> 01:03:02,878 I...told her to leave town. 995 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,812 I didn't want to see her anymore. 996 01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:06,782 Think it's too late to apologize? 997 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,316 We don't have anything in common. 998 01:03:08,619 --> 01:03:12,587 What interested you in her in the first place? 999 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:14,890 I mean aside from her... 1000 01:03:14,892 --> 01:03:18,059 She's a little firecracker, but ... 1001 01:03:18,895 --> 01:03:20,829 I don't know... She's ... 1002 01:03:21,697 --> 01:03:25,634 I guess she made me feel... awake. 1003 01:03:27,403 --> 01:03:29,471 Oh honey. 1004 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:35,043 You know, if you really feel that way 1005 01:03:35,045 --> 01:03:39,114 you are one lucky guy. 1006 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,818 And you are way ahead of most folks. 1007 01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,556 [traffic] 1008 01:03:56,699 --> 01:03:57,966 ♪ 1009 01:03:58,267 --> 01:03:59,901 Trent! 1010 01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:03,839 Trent, you here? 1011 01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,098 Ooh! 1012 01:04:42,245 --> 01:04:44,079 Nikki baby, welcome back to the big apple. 1013 01:04:44,081 --> 01:04:45,447 New Hampshire sure was fun, huh? 1014 01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:46,615 Can I get a picture? 1015 01:04:46,617 --> 01:04:48,550 Why don't you disappear to the Bahamas next time? 1016 01:04:48,552 --> 01:04:50,886 The sex tape in there Nikki? 1017 01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:53,221 Did you have fun [inaudible]? 1018 01:04:58,427 --> 01:04:59,861 Can you drive, please? 1019 01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:04,399 Looking real good, Mama, can't wait to see the tape. 1020 01:05:10,573 --> 01:05:11,907 I must tell you... 1021 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:15,977 Summer Dawn is beautiful film. 1022 01:05:16,712 --> 01:05:20,448 You should do smaller, character driven piece again. 1023 01:05:20,450 --> 01:05:22,217 Is this a smoking cab? 1024 01:05:22,219 --> 01:05:24,753 For you? I make exceptions. 1025 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:10,565 ♪ 1026 01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:49,064 Wish me luck. 1027 01:07:53,436 --> 01:07:54,669 ♪ 1028 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:00,969 [pounding] 1029 01:09:00,971 --> 01:09:02,403 Who is it? 1030 01:09:02,405 --> 01:09:03,805 This is Officer Morgan. 1031 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,106 Washington Police Department. 1032 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:15,850 The tape, Mr. Callender. I'm here to get it and Nikki's life back. 1033 01:09:15,852 --> 01:09:18,720 I don't have the damn tape. Alright? 1034 01:09:18,722 --> 01:09:20,622 Whoa, what are you- what are you doing? 1035 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,625 Okay fine. There's another one. 1036 01:09:24,393 --> 01:09:25,960 Kids name is Daniel Blanco. 1037 01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:27,061 Where does he live? 1038 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:28,796 I don't know. We're just casual acquaintances. 1039 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:30,465 God, ow. 1040 01:09:32,268 --> 01:09:33,034 Okay yeah! 1041 01:09:33,036 --> 01:09:34,602 - Call him. - Here. 1042 01:09:37,907 --> 01:09:41,009 Washington Police Department, thanks you for your cooperation. 1043 01:09:41,011 --> 01:09:44,412 [music plays] 1044 01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:02,897 So, why are you here? 1045 01:10:05,601 --> 01:10:07,202 I want to see Trent Callender earlier. 1046 01:10:07,204 --> 01:10:09,604 He said you might know the whereabouts of the Nikki Gold tape. 1047 01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,208 Depends on who's asking? 1048 01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:15,343 I am. 1049 01:10:16,011 --> 01:10:17,712 I'm defending her honor. 1050 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,616 Fortunately, unless you are also very rich, 1051 01:10:21,618 --> 01:10:23,084 it's out of your hands. 1052 01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:26,988 Tonight at midnight 1.6 million dollars is wired into my bank account. 1053 01:10:26,990 --> 01:10:29,157 And I upload that file to TMI's server. 1054 01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:32,827 You know selling that tape isn't going to get Trent Callender back. 1055 01:10:34,163 --> 01:10:36,164 I don't care about Trent. 1056 01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:39,734 Why do you think I started sleeping with him in the first place? 1057 01:10:39,969 --> 01:10:42,303 Don't, don't do this. 1058 01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:45,073 What if it was your mom or your sister? 1059 01:10:45,307 --> 01:10:48,176 Those are both really gross images I do not want in my head right now. 1060 01:10:48,178 --> 01:10:50,111 So uh, you have to leave. 1061 01:10:52,715 --> 01:10:53,982 Gum? 1062 01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,316 Thanks . 1063 01:11:03,158 --> 01:11:04,726 It was great meeting you. 1064 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,561 Feel free to call me next time you're in town. 1065 01:11:06,563 --> 01:11:08,196 Daniel get back in here! 1066 01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,031 Coming Dad. 1067 01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:33,855 Hi... 1068 01:11:49,538 --> 01:11:50,972 Get back her with that! 1069 01:11:50,974 --> 01:11:53,574 My trust fund won't last forever, you know. Oh shit! 1070 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:15,363 I am just in my hotel room. missing you, uh... 1071 01:12:15,731 --> 01:12:23,137 don't do anything stupid while you're away because then you'll never see these. 1072 01:12:27,309 --> 01:12:30,878 Now chick-a-bow-wow... 1073 01:12:33,816 --> 01:12:34,682 [tires screeching] 1074 01:12:35,351 --> 01:12:36,718 [crash] 1075 01:12:39,922 --> 01:12:41,356 Frick! 1076 01:12:51,734 --> 01:12:53,735 Hey guys. I'm a, I'm a cop too. 1077 01:12:54,336 --> 01:12:55,903 - Get out of the car. - Okay I'm getting out. 1078 01:12:56,238 --> 01:12:57,338 I got a gun, so... 1079 01:12:57,873 --> 01:12:59,340 [alarm beeps] 1080 01:13:08,751 --> 01:13:13,154 You know it's only identity. It's a re-imagining of, of that world. 1081 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,615 I just want them to like it. 1082 01:13:40,849 --> 01:13:43,684 Honey, Honey, they are gonna like it. 1083 01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:45,153 You're gonna be fine. 1084 01:13:45,155 --> 01:13:47,855 Hey, nobody ever writes anything bad at a premiere. 1085 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,290 It's like a wedding. 1086 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:50,792 You know, everybody's happy. 1087 01:13:51,693 --> 01:13:55,763 ... mountain man was arrested in New York earlier today. 1088 01:13:55,765 --> 01:13:58,132 This New Hampshire numb nut thought the best way to break the law 1089 01:13:58,134 --> 01:14:00,134 was to rear end an NYPD... 1090 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:01,335 Can you turn this up, how do you turn this up? 1091 01:14:01,337 --> 01:14:02,837 There he is. [laughs] 1092 01:14:02,839 --> 01:14:06,107 He looks like a confused park ranger. 1093 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:08,643 It's off to the big house for the Grizzly Adams guy. Here he is... 1094 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,511 Well I'll be. 1095 01:14:11,847 --> 01:14:13,648 - That's my boy. - That's right. 1096 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,716 Oh he's so handsome. 1097 01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:17,585 Well of course. 1098 01:14:19,488 --> 01:14:21,088 Amos, shut off the TV. 1099 01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:22,490 Finish mopping up that floor. 1100 01:14:22,492 --> 01:14:23,825 That's what I'm doing, Terry. 1101 01:14:24,059 --> 01:14:25,326 Well I want to get out of here tonight. 1102 01:14:25,328 --> 01:14:27,762 Yeah, you're always riding my ass. 1103 01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:30,364 I'm gonna shove that mop up your ass if you don't get moving. 1104 01:14:31,733 --> 01:14:33,000 Check the fryer too. 1105 01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:34,569 Why don't you fry this? 1106 01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,038 The much-hyped sex tape was on his person. 1107 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,272 Leaving us to believe the ... 1108 01:14:38,274 --> 01:14:39,273 Can you turn around please? 1109 01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:40,675 What are you talking about? 1110 01:14:41,043 --> 01:14:42,343 What do you mean, turn around? 1111 01:14:42,511 --> 01:14:44,111 No, No, no, no. 1112 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:48,616 No, Nikki, I am not going to let you sabotage the biggest night of your life. 1113 01:14:48,618 --> 01:14:53,387 Please. This is not the time to pull your impetuous child routine. 1114 01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:56,023 Here! Just take a drink. 1115 01:14:56,859 --> 01:14:59,627 A drink? I'm taking a break, you hag. 1116 01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:01,496 What did you just call me? 1117 01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:02,597 You ungrateful... 1118 01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:04,632 Go ahead. Say something, make me fire you. 1119 01:15:06,001 --> 01:15:08,236 You have none of the power in this relationship. 1120 01:15:09,638 --> 01:15:12,173 Miss, what will it be? 1121 01:15:13,075 --> 01:15:14,242 Just keep going. 1122 01:15:30,893 --> 01:15:35,830 ♪ Mmm hmm hmm hmm hmm 1123 01:15:35,832 --> 01:15:39,634 ♪ Ooh hoo hoo 1124 01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:46,274 ♪ Mm hmm hmm hmm mmm 1125 01:15:46,276 --> 01:15:47,475 Morgan, you're coming with me. 1126 01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:55,116 ♪ Mm hmm hmm mm, hmmm hmm hmm 1127 01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:58,853 ♪ Hoo hoo hoo ooh 1128 01:16:00,956 --> 01:16:02,156 Step away from the door. 1129 01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,659 [buzzer] 1130 01:16:14,369 --> 01:16:15,803 [buzzer] 1131 01:16:37,826 --> 01:16:39,193 There was a hat with this. 1132 01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:41,295 Excuse me! 1133 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:43,030 There's a hat. 1134 01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:46,834 You mean this one? 1135 01:16:51,139 --> 01:16:53,874 Yeah, that's... 1136 01:16:54,843 --> 01:16:55,977 That's the one. 1137 01:16:58,480 --> 01:16:59,647 I would have been here sooner, 1138 01:16:59,649 --> 01:17:02,950 but I figured I owed you at least one night in jail. 1139 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,052 After all you gave me. 1140 01:17:07,289 --> 01:17:08,356 You look ... 1141 01:17:10,058 --> 01:17:11,392 ...beautiful. 1142 01:17:12,527 --> 01:17:14,061 This old thing? 1143 01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:20,434 Uh, I don't know. I mean everyone said they loved it. 1144 01:17:20,436 --> 01:17:22,870 But I'm used to people lying to my face, so... 1145 01:17:22,872 --> 01:17:24,038 That makes two of us. 1146 01:17:25,273 --> 01:17:26,974 You're still mad. 1147 01:17:29,277 --> 01:17:30,111 Less. 1148 01:17:30,113 --> 01:17:31,746 I'll take that. 1149 01:17:32,814 --> 01:17:35,683 [siren] 1150 01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,255 Sorry, they followed me. 1151 01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:43,124 [paparazzi yelling] 1152 01:17:44,993 --> 01:17:46,127 Officer Morgan! 1153 01:17:46,129 --> 01:17:47,395 Welcome to town. 1154 01:17:47,397 --> 01:17:49,764 I assume you're here because you want to accept my offer. 1155 01:17:49,766 --> 01:17:51,666 My boss will give you 200 grand for the story. 1156 01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:55,469 You can't ignore me. 1157 01:17:55,637 --> 01:17:57,038 You'll never lose me, kid. 1158 01:17:57,639 --> 01:17:59,840 I'm going to sue you and everyone in that damned town. 1159 01:18:15,557 --> 01:18:17,458 ♪ Ben Sollee: "Boys Don't Cry" 1160 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:47,121 ♪ It's not impossible for me to cry 1161 01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:52,426 ♪ It's just the hardest thing I've ever done 1162 01:18:52,428 --> 01:18:56,964 ♪ And it's a shame you know but it's ingrained you know 1163 01:18:56,966 --> 01:18:59,400 ♪ Boys don't cry 1164 01:18:59,402 --> 01:19:01,602 ♪ Boys don't cry 1165 01:19:20,422 --> 01:19:24,091 ♪ I can't change the way you left 1166 01:19:24,093 --> 01:19:27,995 ♪ All I wanted was to say goodbye 1167 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:31,532 ♪ I was scared you know and I was mad you know 1168 01:19:31,534 --> 01:19:33,267 ♪ But boys don't cry 1169 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:35,402 ♪ Boys don't cry 1170 01:19:51,052 --> 01:19:53,854 ♪ I could try and try to change your mind 1171 01:19:53,856 --> 01:19:57,525 ♪ Like one man pulling a train down the line 1172 01:19:57,527 --> 01:20:01,428 ♪ It takes time I know but who has time you know 1173 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:03,130 ♪ Boys don't cry 1174 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:06,000 ♪ Boys don't cry 1175 01:20:21,016 --> 01:20:23,951 ♪ Could kick and scream, cause a scene 1176 01:20:23,953 --> 01:20:28,455 ♪ Take your anger out on someone else 1177 01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:33,127 ♪ Steal the car, raise the car, don't you dare 1178 01:20:33,129 --> 01:20:35,930 ♪ No, don't you dare cry 1179 01:20:35,932 --> 01:20:39,066 ♪ And I must admit, all jokes aside 1180 01:20:39,068 --> 01:20:42,269 ♪ I find some men beautiful, some girls handsome 1181 01:20:42,271 --> 01:20:45,306 ♪ Some children wise and I hope some day 1182 01:20:45,308 --> 01:20:50,845 ♪ before I die, I can share the kiss that brings tears to my eyes 1183 01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:54,248 ♪ And it's a shame you know, but it's ingrained you know 1184 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,550 ♪ Boys don't cry 1185 01:20:56,552 --> 01:20:58,586 ♪ Boys don't cry 1186 01:20:58,987 --> 01:21:02,857 ♪ No oh oh oh No baby 1187 01:21:04,559 --> 01:21:13,267 ♪ Boys don't cry Boys don't cry no oh 1188 01:21:20,675 --> 01:21:23,911 ♪ It's not impossible for me to cry 1189 01:21:23,913 --> 01:21:29,550 ♪ It's just the hardest thing I've ever done ♪ 78956

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