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Tee. Tee-hee.
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Tee-hee. Tee-hee.
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- Boo!
- Ah!
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- What are you doing?
- I'm getting rid of your hiccups.
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- I didn't have hiccups.
- Then why are you squeaking?
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I was rehearsing my new sketch.
Here, help me out.
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"dumb blonde frozen dinners:
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So simple, even a dumb
blonde can make them."
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I'm guessing your
catchphrase is... - Tee-hee.
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All right, this sketch is horrible
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And demeaning... To blondes...
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And girls, of which you are both.
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Look, my manager thinks
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This could be a
breakout sketch for me.
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I'll be the tee-hee girl.
So what's my next line?
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- It starts with a tee...
- Hee!
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- Whew.
- Hey hey hey hey.
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What are you doing,
man? Two pickles is the limit...
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and murphy is right over there.
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You know what? I'm tired of
living in fear of murphy.
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A man should be allowed as
many pickles as he wants.
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- Look--
- I'll talk to murphy.
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- No no no.
- Murphy!
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- Oh!
- Ah!
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- You're not murphy.
- Murphy's on vacation.
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I'm filling in. - I know, I know.
We'll put the pickles back.
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Nah. Comic geniuses
like you guys deserve
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All the pickles you want.
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- Comic geniuses?
- I like this guy already.
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Yeah. Good thing I
brought my pickle bag.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Whew.
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- Hey!
- Whoa!
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What do you idiots
think you're doing?
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These must be the two chucklebutts
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Murphy warned us about.
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I'm sorry guys, this is my partner-
officer rothpan.
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He doesn't like a lot of things.
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Oh my gosh, it's chad dylan cooper!
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I love your work.
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- Thank you, thank you.
- What are you thanking him for?
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I'm the one who loves "
mackenzie falls."
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How could you like that show?
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What-- what is the matter with you?
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What the matter with him?
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What's the matter with you? Dude,
he's not real.
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At least he has real taste.
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Thank you.
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He touched me.
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I will never wash my head again.
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Go nuts with the pickles.
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Dude, with murphy gone,
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We can do everything
we've ever wanted to do.
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Yeah, like-- like use the toilet
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In chad dylan cooper's
private bathroom.
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That's what I like about you,
grady-- you dream big.
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You know, you're like the
neil armstrong of bathrooms.
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- But first-- pickles.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Tee-hee.
- Tawni, I'm telling you:
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Nobody acts this dumb in real life.
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pickles! Pickles!
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Well, except them.
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♪ off to the races,
I'm going places ♪
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♪ might be a long shot,
not gonna waste it ♪
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♪ this is the big break
and it's calling my name ♪
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♪ yeah! ♪
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♪ so far, so great, get with it ♪
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♪ at least that's how I see it ♪
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♪ having a dream is
just the beginning ♪
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♪ so far, so great, believe it ♪
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♪ can't take away this feeling ♪
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♪ taking a ride with
chance on my side ♪
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♪ yeah, I can't wait ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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♪ so far, so great ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Yeah, mom, I got the mop.
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No no no no, I love it.
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You know, when they told
me that my mom left a gift,
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I was thinking, "gosh,
I hope it's a mop."
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Okay, I love you too.
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Bye.
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Tawni, can you believe
my mom got-- - shh!
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Whoa! You're not tawni!
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I have to go-
the cleaning girl is here.
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Bye. And not a minute too soon--
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This place is a sty.
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Huh. You look like tawni,
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You're treating me like the maid,
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Which could only mean one thing--
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- You're tawni's mom tami!
- And you are?
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You don't know me from the show?
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Oh, I only watch my daughter.
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Oh, you must be the
other girl, Sunday!
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Sonny.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Mommy, I love it!
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I knew you would!
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I saw it in the store and
it just shrieked, "buy me."
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And then when it didn't fit me I
knew it would be perfect for you.
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Wow. When my mom gets me a t-shirt
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It's always something stupid on it
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Like a cow saying,
"I'm udderly ridiculous."
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'cause the--
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Do you see the things
I protect you from?
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Oh, mommy, you're the best.
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mwah! Mwah!
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- Lips--
- reapply!
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Where's my cocoa-mocho-cocoa?
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Where's my cocoa-mocho-cocoa?
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Cocoa-mocho-cocoa?
Cocoa-mocho-cocoa?
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Cocoa-mocho-cocoa...?
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Ahem.
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Cocoa-mocho-cocoa.
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I gotcha!
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You are a regular lip saver!
Thank you!
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Reapply.
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Reapply!
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You guys are cocoa-mocho-loco!
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Wow.
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There it is-
chad's private bathroom.
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The cooper booper.
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Mackenzie's stall.
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The hoity-toity.
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Ooh, nicely done.
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For that I'm gonna
let you go first.
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- Let's do this!
- Let's go!
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Shh!
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Can't you chew quieter?
You're gonna wake the guards.
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Yeah. There's that
little guy who hates us.
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The little guy isn't real!
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Come on, let's go.
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Sorry, what? I was in
an important meeting.
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Okay, now's our chance.
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To the cooper pooper!
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Okay, I'll stand guard.
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All right.
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See you on the other side, man.
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pinball?
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bowling?
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Grady. Grady--
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This place is awesome!
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He even has "so random"
toilet paper. Look.
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Look, our faces are on it.
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There's me-- - dude,
that's not a good thing!
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Just go in there and do
your business before--
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Huh? What?
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Oh no, the little guy's waking up!
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Who is it? Who's there?
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Guys, run! I don't know how
much longer I can hold him!
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- You realize he's a--
- just run!
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Tee-hee. To cook a dumb
blonde frozen dinner,
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Just put it in the microwave.
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Or just eat it like this.
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Tee-hee!
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All right, tawni, you are not
doing this sketch. I forbid you.
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Look, I get it. I don't
like this sketch either,
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But my manager thinks
this role is good for me.
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Tawni, what is your manager's job?
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To guide my career and
find opportunities
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That make me shine and
showcase my talent.
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Yeah, like that piñata girl
sketch that you didn't want to do
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But she made you do anyway?
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Remember? Grady kept hitting you
until all the candy came out.
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She said it would make me wealthy.
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And instead it made you welty.
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You know she never listens to me.
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Maybe you should call
her and tell her to.
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- You're right.
- Yeah.
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Hi, yes, this is tawni.
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I'm not doing the dumb
blonde frozen sketch.
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See? Doesn't that feel good?
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It feels great!
She said I have to do it.
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No you don't! Remember,
she works for you.
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I have just been reminded
that you work for me.
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What do you think of that? Ha ha!
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She didn't like that.
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Too bad. You did, so keep going.
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Well, if you can't listen
to me and respect my wishes,
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- Then you are-
- what's that word? - Fired!
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Fired!
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Yeah, that's right!
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Wow! I was thinking "mistaken"
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But "fired" really rolled
off the tongue, huh?
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You were amazing, tawni.
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I was, wasn't I?
I'm nobody's dumb blonde.
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- Tee-hee!
- Tee-hee!
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Boy, I wish I could have
seen your manager's face
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When you told her
that she was fired.
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- I'm fired?
- Oh, there's the face!
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No, that's the face of your mom.
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Oh my gosh,
your mom's your manager!
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Was. - My own
daughter is firing me!
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How could you?
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It was sonny's idea.
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You're taking career
advice from the maid?
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I am not the maid!
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But I do want to
clean up this mess.
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Listen, you are tami
and tawni hart. - Yeah.
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You are mother and daughter.
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You just need to go
home and have a--
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A heart-to-heart.
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Hart to hart--
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Just learn to see eye to eye
before you go toe to toe.
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Before you know it,
you'll be dancing cheek to cheek!
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You know what?
That was "udderly ridiculous."
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Oh, bye, guys.
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- Gentlemen.
- Mr. Cooper.
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Hi, chad. Great episode last night.
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I laughed, I cried--
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I slept right through it.
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How is that even possible?
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That officer rothpan
likes something I don't?
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No, that someone could sleep through "
mackenzie falls."
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gotta get to a meeting.
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What's the matter with you?
Have some respect
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For the greatest actor
of his generation.
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When I see zac efron, I will.
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How dare you?
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yo yo!
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Somebody used my bathroom!
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- Are you sure?
- I told you I saw something.
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You find out who did this.
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Do you want us to flush him out?
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I'm sorry. Do you
think that's funny?
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Yeah, you think that's funny?
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A little.
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That explains why he likes "
so random."
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That's comedy!
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Hey. Long day at work?
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You won't believe the
mess I made today.
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Oh! You got to use the mop!
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No, I made a mess between
tawni and her mother.
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Oh. Well, sweetie,
if they're anything like us--
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No, they're not.
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I wonder who that could be.
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Tawni?
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So I realized
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I can't fire my manager
if she's my mother.
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I'm so glad to hear that!
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So I fired her as my mother too!
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What? That's terrible!
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Where will you go?
Where will you stay?
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- I'm staying here.
- For dinner?
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Forever!
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Then you went home to
talk to your mother, and--
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No, tami, sweetie, she's here
and she's perfectly fine.
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Uh, no, just our cat.
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Uh, tabby?
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Yes, they're very demanding.
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I gotta go.
251
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:38,904
Well, your mom says hi.
252
00:12:38,848 --> 00:12:41,082
- Really?
- Well,
253
00:12:41,024 --> 00:12:45,260
Actually she said,
254
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:48,988
She said, "moose
protractor porkpants"?
255
00:12:48,864 --> 00:12:51,498
It's possible I heard her wrong.
256
00:12:51,424 --> 00:12:54,392
Oh, no, you heard her right.
257
00:12:58,687 --> 00:13:01,455
So what else is in there
besides bowling and pinball?
258
00:13:01,376 --> 00:13:04,044
I'm pretty sure I saw a tiger.
259
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:10,064
Freeze!
260
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,801
You hold me all day,
261
00:13:15,741 --> 00:13:18,109
But when it comes to the slide,
I'm on my own?
262
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,772
Aha! - What are you
doing here, chad?
263
00:13:21,725 --> 00:13:22,925
You're not supposed
to be here. - Yeah.
264
00:13:22,910 --> 00:13:24,610
Well, I guess it's just a day
265
00:13:24,573 --> 00:13:26,274
Of people being where
they're not supposed to be.
266
00:13:26,237 --> 00:13:28,638
- Now, sit!
- I'm not gonna sit.
267
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,641
- I said sit down!
- Okay.
268
00:13:31,806 --> 00:13:34,907
Now maybe we'll get
to the bottom of this.
269
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,781
Somebody in this room
270
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,835
Used chad dylan
cooper's private toilet.
271
00:13:39,741 --> 00:13:41,409
- It wasn't me.
- It wasn't me.
272
00:13:41,373 --> 00:13:44,641
Somebody want to explain this?
273
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:48,943
That's a pickle. It starts
its life out as a cucumber,
274
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:52,131
Then it's put in a briny
mixture of garlic and spices.
275
00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:54,963
Depending on the duration
of the fermentation--
276
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,677
He means whose
pickle is it, nitwit!
277
00:13:57,596 --> 00:13:59,930
Oh. It's mine.
278
00:13:59,868 --> 00:14:02,369
Lid and case closed.
279
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:04,768
This is the guy who
used your throne.
280
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:07,200
No no. Wait wait.
I didn't use your throne.
281
00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:09,499
- Then it was you.
- Never even got in there.
282
00:14:09,435 --> 00:14:12,971
Maybe it was you.
283
00:14:12,859 --> 00:14:14,994
How would that even be possible?
284
00:14:14,939 --> 00:14:19,143
I would never do that
to chad dylan cooper.
285
00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:21,806
The man is a national treasure,
286
00:14:21,725 --> 00:14:23,926
With eyes the deepest
shade of blue--
287
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,570
All right! I did it!
288
00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:27,901
Wha-- whoa what?
289
00:14:27,837 --> 00:14:30,070
- Seriously?
- Yes, seriously.
290
00:14:30,013 --> 00:14:31,513
I can't take this anymore.
291
00:14:31,484 --> 00:14:33,751
Every Wednesday at 8:00,
7:00 central--
292
00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:35,325
"mackenzie falls" is on!
293
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,093
"oh my gosh,
it's chad dylan cooper!"
294
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,772
First of all,
I sound nothing like that.
295
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:43,358
First of all, you do.
296
00:14:43,323 --> 00:14:46,326
- I don't think so.
- Oh, I know so.
297
00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:49,899
Didn't see that coming.
298
00:14:49,852 --> 00:14:53,353
tawni: Sonny,
where's my hot cocoa?
299
00:14:53,244 --> 00:14:57,678
Coming! I'm just making sure
it's hot enough this time.
300
00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:01,430
This is ridiculous.
She has been here a week.
301
00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:02,702
She's only been here three days.
302
00:15:02,679 --> 00:15:04,848
Sonny!!!
303
00:15:06,810 --> 00:15:07,776
Really?
304
00:15:07,769 --> 00:15:09,104
It feels like a year.
305
00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,684
I'm coming!
306
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:14,345
okay okay. Here you go.
307
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,333
You got your hot cocoa.
It's hot, the way you like it.
308
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:19,250
- Anything else?
- Yes. One more thing.
309
00:15:19,162 --> 00:15:21,029
What?
310
00:15:20,986 --> 00:15:24,187
My blanket's crooked,
so now my arm got over the cover.
311
00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:26,305
Okay.
312
00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:30,726
Okay, good. Now you
got your hot cocoa,
313
00:15:30,648 --> 00:15:33,115
Your magazines, your covered arm.
314
00:15:33,047 --> 00:15:36,015
Now if you'll excuse me--
315
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,938
Oh, sonny, enough of this-- - shhh!
316
00:15:40,886 --> 00:15:42,420
You'll wake her and then
she'll want more things.
317
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:44,325
And what about tomorrow, huh?
318
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:45,846
And the day after that
and the day after that?
319
00:15:45,816 --> 00:15:47,483
I think she leaves
the day after that.
320
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,749
She's never gonna leave.
Why would she?
321
00:15:49,688 --> 00:15:51,123
You're giving her
everything she wants.
322
00:15:51,097 --> 00:15:52,964
You're right. That's the problem.
323
00:15:52,921 --> 00:15:54,989
We're treating her like a guest.
324
00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,638
We need to treat her like family.
325
00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:59,303
Well, at least the
family she thinks we are.
326
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,192
Why? What does tawni think of us?
327
00:16:01,146 --> 00:16:03,780
Ugly drapes.
328
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,535
Knick-knacks.
329
00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:12,113
Smelly couch.
330
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,483
Whatever you need, I'm in.
331
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,767
up up up up!
332
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,620
let's go let's go let's go!
333
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,534
It's 5:00 in the morning.
334
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,621
I know. We slept in. Up up up!
335
00:16:29,568 --> 00:16:31,535
One of the ways me and my mom
336
00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:32,854
Avoid getting into
the kind of fights
337
00:16:32,832 --> 00:16:34,332
That you and your mom got into
338
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,271
Is through communication.
339
00:16:36,223 --> 00:16:37,957
Because the family that
works out together--
340
00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:41,688
Works it out together! Work it out!
341
00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:44,321
Whoo! Mom,
342
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:47,387
I didn't appreciate the tone of voice
that you used with me yesterday
343
00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:48,427
When you told me to
clean the dishes.
344
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:51,182
Work it out!
345
00:16:51,101 --> 00:16:53,068
And honey, when you throw
your towel on the floor,
346
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:55,054
It makes me feel like
you think I'm a maid.
347
00:16:55,004 --> 00:16:57,672
Work it out!
348
00:16:57,595 --> 00:17:00,933
Tawni, it's your turn.
349
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:03,331
When you two wake me up at 5:
00 in the morning
350
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,929
It makes me want to punch you out!
351
00:17:05,853 --> 00:17:08,621
That's not how we do it here.
352
00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:11,742
We work it out!
353
00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:14,679
Yay!
354
00:17:14,587 --> 00:17:18,456
Mom, I totally love this new mop!
355
00:17:18,331 --> 00:17:20,632
I love our
mother-daughter mop time!
356
00:17:20,570 --> 00:17:23,905
You mean mother-daughter-tawni
mop time?
357
00:17:23,803 --> 00:17:25,770
Come on, you're a part
of the family now!
358
00:17:25,722 --> 00:17:29,125
Mop it out!
359
00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:30,986
Ready? Okay.
360
00:17:30,939 --> 00:17:32,740
Mop it out!
361
00:17:32,699 --> 00:17:34,666
Okay, I got one!
362
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:36,786
Must lay down!
363
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,318
Me too.
364
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,251
Yeah!
365
00:17:43,802 --> 00:17:47,770
Look at you, in your very own
t-shirt with a funny slogan!
366
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:50,775
"munroes plus one equals fun!"
367
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,374
You're the one!
368
00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,670
Get it? You're the one.
369
00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:58,215
Can I take it off now?
370
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,000
No, you've got to-- wear it out!
371
00:18:01,878 --> 00:18:04,645
I'll get it!
372
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,232
Please be for me please be for me!
373
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:11,271
tawni! - Mommy,
thank goodness you got my text.
374
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,890
Thank goodness I didn't
cancel the family plan!
375
00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:18,013
- You've gotta save me.
- look at this place!
376
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:21,578
The ugly drapes, knick-knacks,
t-shirts with slogans!
377
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,161
You people are sick.
378
00:18:23,125 --> 00:18:25,459
Get me out of here before
the square dancing starts!
379
00:18:27,156 --> 00:18:29,124
What do you know? Your plan worked.
380
00:18:29,077 --> 00:18:33,479
I knew if we sjected tawni to
that stupid mop, she'd snap.
381
00:18:33,332 --> 00:18:35,199
Did you not like the mop?
382
00:18:36,436 --> 00:18:41,206
You can come home and I'll
be your mom and manager
383
00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:43,945
And everything can go back
to the way that it was.
384
00:18:43,859 --> 00:18:45,827
Yes. Wait.
385
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:49,216
No. I didn't suffer in this
apartment for three months
386
00:18:49,109 --> 00:18:50,677
To go back to the way things were.
387
00:18:50,645 --> 00:18:53,315
Um, you were here four days.
388
00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:55,473
It felt like forever.
389
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,039
Mom, I--
390
00:18:58,968 --> 00:19:00,802
Uhhh---
391
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,029
Heh-heh...
392
00:19:02,969 --> 00:19:06,604
I--
393
00:19:06,489 --> 00:19:09,992
Yeah!
394
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,851
You push me to do the
things I don't want to do.
395
00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:16,456
Makes me feel like
you think I'm stupid!
396
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:19,046
Work it out!
397
00:19:19,001 --> 00:19:21,069
What is that?
398
00:19:21,018 --> 00:19:22,785
That's how we do things here.
399
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,814
Come on, give it a try.
400
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,031
Now, how do you feel about
what tawni just said?
401
00:19:26,971 --> 00:19:30,740
Oh, when tawni makes
decisions for herself,
402
00:19:30,618 --> 00:19:35,054
It makes me think she's growing
up and doesn't need me anymore.
403
00:19:34,906 --> 00:19:37,774
Work it out!
404
00:19:38,618 --> 00:19:40,286
Is that what this is about?
405
00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:42,851
Yes.
406
00:19:42,779 --> 00:19:45,714
No, you didn't say, "work it out!"
407
00:19:45,628 --> 00:19:47,428
Mom, they're working it out.
408
00:19:49,179 --> 00:19:53,414
Mom, I'm always gonna
need you as my mom.
409
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,376
But when it comes to my career,
410
00:19:55,322 --> 00:19:56,890
I need to be listened to.
411
00:19:56,859 --> 00:19:59,494
I'm sorry I didn't listen to you.
412
00:19:59,419 --> 00:20:02,088
But I promise from now on I will.
413
00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:04,145
Oh!
414
00:20:04,092 --> 00:20:07,327
Now what do you say
we go shop it out?
415
00:20:07,227 --> 00:20:08,460
Yeah!
416
00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:11,656
Toodles!
417
00:20:12,955 --> 00:20:17,258
Maybe we should go "shop it out!"
418
00:20:17,115 --> 00:20:19,350
I could always use another t-shirt.
419
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,894
Oh, goody, because I saw the
cutest one with a frog on it
420
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,754
That said, "hop to it!"
421
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,841
What about another mop?
422
00:20:31,504 --> 00:20:34,373
I can't believe how mad
chad got about his toilet.
423
00:20:34,289 --> 00:20:36,022
He's so melodramatic.
424
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,685
That's his specialty.
425
00:20:37,648 --> 00:20:40,517
He's an actor, dolt!
426
00:20:40,432 --> 00:20:43,635
I wouldn't let him talk to
you like that if I were you.
427
00:20:43,537 --> 00:20:46,273
You know what? You're right.
428
00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:48,696
I'm not gonna. You're--
429
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:49,993
- What's the word?
- Fired.
430
00:20:49,970 --> 00:20:52,772
Yeah, you're fired.
431
00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:55,159
okay, coming!
432
00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:01,108
just a minute!
433
00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:10,276
Here. - You know,
if you give him the cocoa,
434
00:21:10,196 --> 00:21:12,564
He's never gonna leave.
435
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,067
How can he ring the bell?
436
00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:18,667
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