All language subtitles for Sensation

Dad?

Dad?

We now commit these, the mortal remains

of our friend, Ger Doogan, to God's keeping.

Earth to Earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Eternal rest grant unto him, oh, Lord,

and let perpetual light shine upon him.

May he rest in peace.

How's it going?

his soul and the soul of all

You slept in, didn't you?

The dearly departed, to the mercy...

No.

of God.

Knew I should have called you.

Amen.

I was parking the car.

Did you not see me?

You were in the church?

I was in the back.

I'm here now, anyway.

How's it going?

If I could just have your attention for a minute.

I'm Rosemary.

Joan, Donal's mother, God be
good to her, was my sister.

I'm, I'm sad today because Ger's gone.

But I'm also gladdened, as Father Duffy said,

that, they can finally be reunited,

and that their new and eternal life

together is just beginning.

Well, now, where I come from, it's

customary to sing at a wake.

It's a sort of gift, our way of saying

to Donal that we're all here for him.

If that's my gift, I'd ask to exchange it.

I hope she kept the receipt.

Should I say something?

Like what?

I don't know.

I've had this day going
around in me head for so long.

The priest asked me did I
have any stories for him.

And the only funny one I could think of

was the time I drove into Limerick

to get a part for a tractor, and
I left Dad sitting on the coach

without his wheelchair.

Uhhuh?

Only I'd left the remote
on top of the telly, too.

Here you are, lads.

Mr. Drummy.

Hiya.

Liam, please.

Look, I've got to go now.

But I just wanted to say goodbye,

and I'm sorry for your trouble.

OK.

Thanks very much.

When things have settled down a bit,

maybe you and I could have
a chat about the future.

I'd like to help if I can.

OK.

Cool.

When you're up to it.

Give us a call or drop by the office, yeah?

I'll do that.

Thanks.

Be sure he's eating proper.

Probably get himself a girl.

It's the long term I'm worried about.

Yeah,.

You know what I think?

What?

About what?

Where are you going?

Work.

About Liam Drummy Bet you
he wants to buy your land.

What would he want with a farm?

He doesn't want the farm.

He wants the land.

Yeah?

Don't let him gyp you.

Or maybe I should come with you.

I'm good at these things.

You're a part-time security guard.

But I don't let them gyp me.

Right.

I better go.

OK.

You know, this could be the best

thing that ever happened to you.

Karl, come on.

We just buried him.

Right.

I know.

I'm sorry.

But I'm right.

You'll see.

Bonus card?

No, sorry.

Cheer up, mate.

Might never happen.

What?

The long face.

You look like you're at a funeral.

I was.

Really?

No one close, I hope.

Me dad.

Oh, Jesus.

I'm always putting my foot in it.

I'm so sorry.

Don't be.

He was old.

I'm such an idiot.

Well, he wasn't that old, but he was very sick.

You're not.

Thanks.

Need a bag?

Here you go.

That's on me.

You mind yourself.

Hello?

Hello.

Yes?

Is that Courtney?

What can I do for you, babe?

I was wondering if you were
available for an out-call.

When were you thinking of?

Monday at 5:00?

Fine.

Where are you located?

It's a bit outside Limerick actually.

How far outside?

Tipperary.

But it, it's only 20 minutes in a taxi.

And how long of an appointment?

An, an hour.

Yeah, well, with that kind of travel time,

the minimum would be two hours.

I'd do an evening date for 430 Euros.

That's the full girlfriend experience.

Sounds good.

It is.

Where'd you get my number?

Adult Ireland Online.

One of the chat room guys recommend you.

Mack Daddy.

Nice fellow.

This is my first actual punt, though.

Longtime listener, first time caller,

eh?

What?

Never mind.

What's your nickname?

Sweet Dick.

Can we meet somewhere public first?

There's Diva's Restaurant on the main road.

OK, babe.

Diva's at 5:00.

Bye.

So I'm selling the flock.

Really?

To who?

Mossy will take them.

That's a bit hasty, Donal.

Why wait?

Because you don't want Drummy to know that you're

still keen to get out of farming.

How would he?

Idiot.

Them lads make it their
business to know everything.

You want to let on that you love the land,

that you want it to go so
handy, that if he wants it

he's going to have to pay top book.

Better go and meet him, actually.

Liam?

No, Mossy.

Let me finish.

Five zip.

That's on you.

You really should be giving
me odds at this stage.

Razor Room later?

Can't tonight, it's not good for me.

It's important that you get out and about.

You really shouldn't spend
so much time on your own.

Who says I'll be on me own?

Good one.

I have 18439.

You?

19170.

Split the difference?

Just 18439.

Want to put them through again?

No, it's fine.

They're OK.

Uh, so 650 for the ram.

Minus 500.

For what?

D'you never hear of a split bonnie?

You're a thief, Moss.

Penny wise and pound foolish,
the missus always puts it.

Something to drink?

Pint of Coke, no ice.

The special today is the thatched

cod that's made with lime, dill...

Thank you.

...bread crumbs.

That's enough.

Sweet Dick?

Hi.

Hi, I'm Courtney.

Sorry, I'm a little late.

It's OK.

I just got here.

You look great.

Thank you.

So you found the place all right?

Yeah Well, I just got a
taxi, so it was... can we just

get the money out the way first?

Yup.

What is it?

430?

And cab fare, call it 450.

I'll just call this in.

Back in a mo.

Chicken Kiev, please.

And for the lady?

The soup.

Now, then.

I ordered the soup.

I hope that's OK.

Oh.

It's carrot and coriander.

That's fine.

It's not that.

It's um...

What then?

It's just, I didn't think we'd be eating.

What about delightful dinner companion?

You're actually the first person

who's ever taken me up on that.

Normally we'd just... you
don't have to... you know...

What?

Seduce me.

Right Of course.

So stay or go?

Well, I just ordered.

I'll tell her I've changed my mind.

I'm pretty hungry, though.

So what do you feel like?

We could start with a shower and a nice massage.

Hmm.

Or is there something else?

You don't need to be embarrassed.

You can tell me.

What's that?

It's my guardian angel.

She's always got my back.

I thought it was just your tramp stamp.

Does it turn you on?

Yeah.

Get on your knees.

Good.

Oh!

Don't touch my hair, please.

Sorry.

I've just got a thing about that.

OK.

Never mind.

I'm coming anyway.

Yeah.

Fuck, yeah.

You fucking cunt.

It's just under the watch.

Cup of tea?

No, thanks.

Was that all OK?

Sure.

So do you do anything else besides the old...

Sex work?

Yeah.

No, not really.

Quit a few times.

Did a few classes in interior
design and stuff, but...

And how long do you think you'll keep with it?

Six months.

Mind you, all the girls say that.

I've had this plan for a while, though.

To get into management.

Management?

Yeah.

Running my own agency.

That's where the really big money is.

Can we go back up?

You horny again, babe?

Yeah.

C.

Hello.

Hey, man.

Uh, you still on for Razor's later?

I thought you had other plans.

Eh, I'd murder a pint.

Well, I
don't know, now. It's free...

Can we meet up or not?

Yeah, I'm just pulling your wire.

I'm a bit short, though.

Ah, don't worry.

I'll stand you.

Cool.

So it's like being the
director of your own porno.

Yeah.

So I'm doing the daughter, and then I

make the mother... come
over and sit on her face.

Ew.

You made the daughter lick out her own ma?

Yeah.

And what do you do?

I pull out.

Bust a nut the mam's mouth and make

her do a snowball back into the daughter...

You are some fucking dark bird.

And I wake up with this warm kind of glow,

but then I remember why.

Feel like a sex case.

You're like a rapist in your own head.

Here's your one.

Is it the shop girl with the big bats?

Cool.

Same again.

I love checkout chicks.

Me too.

Why is that?

I dig girls that have to talk to you.

Want to go over to her?

No.

I hardly know her.

She gave me a free chocolate once, though.

How come?

I told her about me dad.

Perfect.

The old sympathy card, eh?

Now's your chance.

No.

No.

Girls night out?

School reunion, actually.

Oh, yeah.

What school?

Holy Child in Carrick.

I used to know a lot of girls in your school.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, let me give you a hand with them.

Thanks.

Hey, why do Holy Child girls wear knickers?

I don't know.

Why?

Keep their ankles warm.

After you.

Hiya, ladies.

Who didn't get their Slimline tonic?

Oh, that's for my buddy.

Cheers.

It's free.

No, sorry, it's not, actually.

Donal, this is Blathnaid,
Aoife, Debbie, and Mellie.

And that's all of the nice school reunion.

Oh, yeah.

We've met.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

I've been in your shop.

Right.

Yeah.

You probably get a lot of customers.

We do.

You might remember.

You, uh, gave me a free Freddo there last week.

My dad had just died.

OK.

Yeah.

Yeah, uh, it was very sudden.

He had a, he'd a, he'd a
massive cerebral hemorrhage.

I'm sorry.

Ah, it's OK.

They said if I'd gotten there
sooner that I might have saved

him, but his quality of life would've

been greatly diminished, so, so...

So it was probably for the best.

Yeah.

I must, uh, I must remember to bring

in my bonus card and my receipts next time.

I'm probably owed like a million points.

So that went well.

They really know how to murder a bite.

They were ringers anyway.

I wouldn't go near them for the bag of dicks.

Think I need to do one of them how to pick up

women courses that are always spamming me online.

Thought there might be some things

the internet can't teach us.

Maybe.

I'm actually starting a computer
class in the RTC on Wednesday.

Well, there's sure to be
nothing but babes at that.

Do you ever feel like you were gonna burst?

Just from using that little of yourself?

Me?

No.

I was thinking I might
move up to Dublin next year.

Get something in IT.

Remember your man.

Yeah.

He moved.

Didn't settle.

Ended hanging himself in a bedsit

on the North Circular Road.

Again, my heartfelt condolences about your loss.

Did you know my dad?

A little.

He may have told you I inquired a few years ago

about buying up the farm.

No.

He didn't share that tidbit.

Oh, we didn't get very far.

And you thought you'd have
a better chance with me?

Well, yes.

To be blunt.

Look, I just wanted to sound
you out, hear your thoughts.

Land values have obviously
plummeted since then though.

In principle I'd listen to an offer.

It would suit me a lot better
though on capital gains

front if you took me on as a partner.

Oh.

I've got some advice about this.

What if I put up the land,
you organize the finance,

and we do the scheme together.

I assume you're talking about housing.

Eventually.

Not in this market though.

But tell me this, have you
any experience in development?

Well, I oversaw all the new sheds

that we built out the back.

Right.

Look, this is a kind of a long term deal, Donal.

I mean, it's only good for
biofuels at the moment.

The land isn't even zoned.

If I sell the farm though, I'll need a job.

I'm a quick learner.

I don't doubt it.

Have a think about the money.

Look, you're young.

You'll be free to do anything.

Like what?

I don't know, Donal.

Probably not development.

Now can anyone tell me what
the term HTML stands for?

HyperText Markup Language.

Good.

Now, HTML is the predominant markup

language for the creation of web pages.

It provides a means to describe
the structure of text based

information in a document
by denoting certain text...

Hi, Courtney.

Uh, I'm outside the apartment now.

So gimme a call back.

Hi, Courtney.

It's, uh, uh, Sweet Dick here again.

It's getting kind of cold.

I'm only gonna wait another 15 minutes or so.

So please call me back.

It's now 20 past.

The person you are calling is out of coverage.

What the fuck!

Cunt!

Fucking!

Is this yours?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Sorry.

I just... fight with the fella?

Yeah.

Something like that.

Oh, it's you.

Um...

Yeah. Hi.

I can't do you now.

OK.

If you, um, if you come back again I'll,

I'll make it up to you.

Thanks.

You look like you could use a drink.

It's an understatement.

If you want, I could buy you one.

This really hit the spot.

Can we have the same again?

Tough day?

Awful.

Whole week's been awful.

How was yours?

Pretty shit.

Since I got here it's just been
on fucking thing after another.

My da died.

Now I feel even worse.

There you are.

9.60 please.

To better days.

Do you mind me asking what that was all about?

I don't wanna talk about it.

So I guess I won't see you again?

Unlikely.

See you, Sweet Dick.

Bye, Courtney.

It's Kim, actually.

What?

My real name is Kim.

Oh.

OK.

Sweet Dick isn't my name.

Donal.

Donal.

Would you mind coming up with me for a while?

I think those guys spooked me
a bit more than I realized.

Jesus.

Fuckers really wrecked the place.

Can I open a window?

Yeah.

It's making my eyes water.

Come in baby wipes.

Still makes me wanna gag sometimes.

I am so not in the mood to clear this up now.

Huh?

I'd love to just leave and
lock the door behind me.

Why don't you?

Can't afford a hotel.

You could come back to mine.

Thanks for the offer, but I really

do have to get my shit together.

I'm just gonna grab a bite and go to bed.

Was this your father's room?

Yeah.

And this is where he died?

Yes, it was.

And this is yours?

Mmhmm.

Yeah.

Bed's not the biggest.

Ah, I don't mind squeezing in.

Gonna take a shower.

Sure.

What are you doing?

Can't sleep if someone's watching me.

I'm not watching you.

You know what I mean.

No, I don't.

What?

You know the way babies look
lovely when they're sleeping?

Or you, like, you look
gorgeous there all peaceful.

Thank you.

I'm pretty sure that's not the way I look.

Hmm?

Don't be daft.

Donal?

Yeah?

Am I the first girl you've had in this bed?

I am, aren't I?

You are, actually.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Come here.

Come and spoon into me.

Would a little wank help?

Really?

Thank you.

Wow.

Bed and breakfast.

I was just gonna bring this up.

Oh.

So.

Should we go?

Well, I'm up now.

And I just made the bed.

Right.

Milk and sugar?

Just milk, thanks.

Aren't you having some?

I had mine.

Radio on or off?

Don't mind.

Ah, leave it on then.

Would you sit down?

You're making me nervous.

Sorry.

What are your plans for today then?

I am pretty free.

You?

Mm, I just gotta go back to the
apartment, move my stuff out.

Give the landlord back his keys.

Fucker's definitely gonna keep my deposit.

Right.

Then I guess I'll get the bus back to Dublin.

Um, can you drop me into
town or should I call a cab?

Sure.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Yeah, there is.

I was hoping we'd hang out.

Oh.

Well, we can if you like.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm not in a huge rush.

What'd you have in mind?

Uh, I don't know.

I like the going back to bed plan.

You really are horny all the time.

Didn't I tell you?

What else you got?

You know, I haven't been on a farm in years.

So how much land have you got?

Not much.

80 acres.

Wow.

Farms in New Zealand are massive, aren't they?

The sheep farms are, yeah.

I knew it.

So where are all the animals?

I sold them.

How come?

Uh, had enough of them.

Was that after your dad died?

Yeah.

What are you gonna do now?

Sell the land, I think.

Well, what will you do if you sell?

Looking to get into a business,

Like myself?

At the agency you mentioned?

Exactly.

Very good.

Why do you need to get going?

Well, there's a lot to organize,

a lot of start-up costs.

Thought you would be minted, no?

I do make a lot of money.

But for some reason, I am always fucking broke.

Right.

So I need a partner, one who's not broke.

Do you mean me?

No.

No, that's not what I mean.

We hardly know each other.

And I don't even have a business plan yet.

It's still a bit of a pipe dream.

Um, actually we should turn back here.

Oh yeah?

Who lives in the caravan?

My friend Karl.

Dad let him park it up there.

What's the matter?

Ashamed of me?

No.

Not at all.

Ashamed of meself.

You shouldn't be embarrassed.

You know what?

I'm gonna take these boots off because they're

about three sizes too big for me.

Here.

Thanks.

Do you wanna hear the only piece of sex education

I ever got?

Yeah.

I was about 11, a friend of me dad's.

And he said if I ever wanted
to shag a sheep and I would,

that the best way was to stick
their hind legs down the front

of your wellies so they don't
buck, or kick, or get away.

Ew.

What did your father say?

I think he laughed.

Fuck.

Can I ask you a huge favor, Donal?

Sure.

Can you lend me a few hundred quid?

What?

Like 1,000?

I'll send it back to you in a couple of days.

Yeah.

What you need it for?

Oh, I'm just a bit stuck after last night.

I think I left my wallet at home.

And I really hope that
one of these is an out-call.

Anything?

Maybe.

Can you remember this number?

0857876082.

Are you playing me now?

What?

For a sap?

Did you just come back with me last night

so you could hit me for money?

No.

Do you really think I'm that calculating?

I don't know.

You know if I wanted a sugar daddy I can

think of a lot better candidates.

Did you really leave your wallet behind?

No.

So why say you did?

'Cause I'm not a Muppet.

I meet this whore.

She asked me for money, says she'll

send it straight back to me.

I thought we were past all that, for fuck's sake.

Just drop me at the Redington and I'll

see if this guy's still there.

What was that number again?

0857876082.

Shit.

Do you want a hand with the tidy up?

If you want.

Donal?

Can you come in here a minute?

Sorry.

Kim, you don't have to.

I know.

You weren't supposed to find that.

It was a present.

So's this.

Sorry I was so ratty earlier.

No, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have called you a whore.

Did you enjoy that?

Honestly?

Yeah.

When I have sex with a client, well,

it can be pretty grim sometimes.

But it can never really be bad because it's

not meant to be good.

OK.

It's when I have sex 'cause I've

decided to that the trouble starts.

Sorry.

Not your fault, mate.

It's hard for me to get much pleasure.

So do you ever have boyfriends?

Sometimes.

It's never easy, though.

Is that why you wanna quit?

Partly.

Were you really serious earlier?

About what?

Investing on my agency business.

Well,

'Cause, you know, I don't think I'm really gonna

do it unless someone's pushing me.

Besides morning I don't know what

I'm really bringing to the table.

That's plenty.

Hang on.

I wanna get this down on paper.

I don't have any paper.

What are you doing?

Making a business plan, things we'll need.

A website.

I think I might know someone.

Cool.

OK.

Uh, second, location.

Problem with the town is I don't want

to be competing on someone else's turf.

Oi, why not do it in the Midlands?

So few people around.

Lots of lonely guys, though.

Tons of subsidy cash and they don't mind driving.

Do you remember those puncture
repair kits for bikes?

With the chalk and the patches?

Exactly.

Well, when tubes got cheaper, the factories

that made them all went out of business.

Uh huh.

But some smart Irish guy
bought up all their old stock

and started selling it in small
villages down in the country.

And no one could figure it out.

Why there was such a demand?

Turns out it was all the bachelor farmers

doing running repairs on their blowup Susies.

The sex dolls?

That's funny.

So I reckon it's probably a
bigger market than you'd think.

Whatcha doing, Karl?

Jesus fucking Christ.

Who are you?

It is Karl, isn't it?

Yeah.

I'm just leaving a note for Donal.

It's an IOU.

Are you, did you and him?

My name's Kim.

Look, this is, uh, he said it's OK.

We have an arrangement.

You spoke to Donal this morning?

No.

Thought not.

It's more of a, an unspoken, it's

a longstanding arrangement.

Hmm.

Do you want a brew?

No.

And tell Donal I'll text him later.

How'd you two meet, by the way?

Oh, you know.

Just hooked up.

It's number 23, the penthouse,

so it's fully furnished.

And your refuse collection's
every Friday morning.

Anything else you need, just let Ciara know.

Cool.

Will do.

I'll get you a key.

So it'll be the eighth of every month.

And will cash be OK?

Absolutely.

There you go.

Do you mind me asking why you've decided to move?

Ah, just need a change of scene.

Too many memories.

I understand.

Oh, one other thing.

The planning consultants tell me the application

will be ready in a few weeks.

Great.

Keep me posted.

OK.

Thank you.

So Karl called by this morning.

Oh yeah?

You met him?

Yeah, briefly.

He was a bit flustered.

How come?

Mm, I'd just woken up and he was...

Are you aware he's stealing from you?

Yeah.

I know.

He'll get me back.

Isn't he supposed to be moving?

No, I thought he could stay
till the planning goes through.

Well, that might complicate things now.

We can't have him so close by
if we're gonna start this up.

We have to keep it totally schtum.

Does he have a lease?

He barely pays rent.

Then he has to go by the end of the week.

Don't take no for an answer.

Do you want me to come with?

I'll handle it.

Now you're all done.

Do you think I should get my tits done?

Like a boob job?

Yeah.

Not massively bigger just more uplift.

Uh, I like them as they are.

But look at them droop.

Don't you think they'd be better like that?

Don't streak them all up.

You can touch when you've dried.

What do you think though?

Can you pay for them?

You're not serious.

It's an investment.

Girls with implants make shitloads.

I thought the idea was that
you were gonna stop working.

Donal?

Excuse me?

Hang on a minute.

What is it, Ahmed?

I need a decision on the names.

I have to register the domains.

So we have Ladies of Limerick.

OK.

And Filthy Cows.

Cool.

And the tag lines?

Um, what about "when perfection isn't enough"?

Does that even mean anything?

I don't know.

Uh, sounds good though.

You're really getting the
hang of this, aren't you?

What are you doing?

Getting dressed.

No.

We need to do the nudey stuff first.

Listen, can you leave us alone for an hour?

I have to do this photo shoot.

You need help?

I could help.

No.

You're grand.

Here.

Go get a curry or something.

Are you sure about this?

Absolutely.

You look great.

All right, man.

Long time no see.

I was wondering about that till this morning.

You talking about Courtney?

I thought her name was Kim.

It is, yeah.

Kim, yeah.

Right.

I'm happy for you, man.

See she's making her presence felt?

Huh?

Looking sharp.

Thanks.

Listen, I need to talk to you about something.

Look, I wrote you an IOU.

You know I'm good for it.

It's not that.

It's about the farm.

Really?

I'm selling it.

Well, why didn't you tell me?

Because I knew you'd be a sticking point.

How am I a sticking point?

He's not gonna buy it with you sitting tenant.

You need to start looking for another place.

Is this because of her?

'Cause she's some gold digger
wants me out of the way?

No, she isn't.

You always knew this was a temporary thing.

Well, what am I gonna do?

OK.

Well, call me on this number
if you have any problems.

Bye.

Hiya.

Hi.

Oh, Karl.

Kim.

Good.

What's going on?

Ah, I'm just showing Karl the setup.

OK.

How come?

'Cause I offered him a job.

Could you excuse us for a moment?

Just listen to me.

Go on.

A, there's no way I ever could
have kept this from him and B,

you said yourself we need more security

and a driver for the out-calls.

Who was that on the phone?

I might have found us a girl.

Great.

Experience?

None.

But that could be a good thing.

So is this how it happened for you?

Your first time?

No, I answered an ad for sensual massage

in, in a free London rag.

Rang the number and organized
to meet this couple at a cafe.

They asked me if I knew what escorting entailed.

I was too shy to say sex
so I said something silly

like accompanying businessmen to functions.

The woman took me shopping
and then back to this flat.

You know, by the time we'd got there,

the guy had already set up my first appointment.

What was the fella like?

What?

The client?

He told me he was a florist and that he'd

bring me petunias next time.

Did he?

Oh, I never went back.

I was kind of sad and upset so I quit.

Went back to waitressing the next day.

Three weeks later, though, I answered another ad.

That was nine years ago.

Bollocks.

Mind you don't flood her there.

Hiya, Garda.

Hey.

Uh, just bought her new.

Just still getting the hang of the gear box.

Ah.

It's absolutely gorgeous.

Win the lotto or something?

Uh, no.

My, my father died.

Oh, yeah.

I heard about that.

Very sorry.

It's OK.

Bye.

See you later.

Bye bye.

That's her.

Let me out and do a Uie.

Sorry for all the secrecy.

You understand we have to be careful.

Would you like a drink or a cuppa?

Just a water, please.

All right.

You make yourself comfortable.

We're going to have a little chat.

Now then, where are you working at the moment?

Nowhere really.

Bit of temping.

I was doing cabin crew, but I got laid off.

Right.

What makes you think you'd
be suited to escort work?

I've always had a big sex drive.

It's a good start.

Last year I had an overnight in Croatia

and the hotel where I was staying

overlooked a railway track.

When I got out of the shower,
instead of closing the curtain,

I'd take my time getting dressed.

Bit of an exhibitionist then.

Ever try stripping?

Can't dance.

Right.

Actually, could you just,
um, slip your dress off?

I'd like to take a look at your figure.

It's fine.

Honestly.

I once auditioned for this agency and the guy

asked me to give him a free go.

Yeah.

I just wanna have a look at you.

I don't do drugs, if that's what you're checking.

It's fine.

Uh, carpeting or hardwood floors?

Excuse me?

Oh, um, not shaved.

OK.

I'll make an appointment for you.

Bikini line and a butthole bleach.

It's more a hygiene issue
than a fashion statement.

Have you thought of a name for yourself?

I always liked the name Giselle.

Perfect.

Me, I don't like any kind of...

Boundaries.

Now, we go online on Thursday,
and then it's showtime.

Hey, give us a foot rub, would you?

What's with your address book?

Avoid, avoid.

Creepy Kieran, Jimmy Crossdresser.

Regulars.

Bad clients.

We have to do a lot of screening.

You have a few ingrown hairs.

Yeah, I know.

It's from all the waxing.

Will you squeeze them out?

Why is that so satisfying?

OK, but don't leave a mark.

And don't hurt me.

Ow!

What did I just say?

Jesus.

I can't believe you let
her talk to you like that.

Like what?

We're partners.

It's going good.

You got it backwards, man.

A pimp is supposed to...

Is supposed to what?

She's the one grooming you.

It's fine.

I just don't want to see you taken advantage of.

Are you annoyed now just
because I've got a girlfriend?

Oh, yeah.

It must be great.

Seeing the same tired set
of tits night after night.

Don't say that.

Jesus.

I was only joking.

Is girlfriend really the right
word for what she is, though?

What are we toasting?

The Ladies of Limerick, of course.

The Ladies of Limerick.

And all who sail in her.

Right, Travolta, you gonna show me some moves?

Absolutely.

Who's that?

I don't know.

I think she works in the supermarket in town.

Jesus.

She's pretty.

Is this the...

Shh.

Come in.

If you'd just follow me.

Through here.

Don't be shy.

Now, I'm Courtney.

We have one other girl on today
if you'd like to meet her.

Oh, lovely.

You're up.

Hey, always remember, chicken...

He's more nervous than me.

Exactly.

Good girl.

Hello there.

I'm Giselle.

Hello.

Have you decided who you'd like to go for?

The first one, uh, please.

Courtney.

Certainly.

How long would you like?

Half an hour should do it.

I like... I like what
you're wearing, though.

He wants you after all.

Nursemaid routine.

Check this out.

This guy emails us every day.

Are you really going through with this?

Finally.

It speaks.

Well, I've made the appointment, so...

I thought the whole point of this

was for you to give up working.

We can't have three of us looking after one girl.

I'll stop when we're properly up and running.

I just thought...

What?

I thought you and me were,
you know, doing a steady line,

or whatever.

Jesus.

Where do you guys get this risque fantasy?

What?

Stick with me, babes, and I'll

take you away from all this.

It's not "Pretty Woman."

How long're you gonna be out of work?

10 days.

Alicia and Jasmine are
starting on Tuesday, though.

And you're getting the lot done?

Yeah, they're doing me a deal.

"Restores honeymoon tightness."

It sounds totally made up.

Well, if anyone needs it it's me.

I've got a pussy like a magician's sleeve.

What?

Do you want to?

You're kidding.

Why the fuck not?

Are you asking because you really want to?

Or do you just want to hear me say

no so you can get in a snot?

Thought so.

This the end of our sex life, then?

You didn't have a sex life before you met me.

Thank you.

And, uh, that as well, please.

That's 16.99.

Jesus.

You know how to charge, don't you?

There's loads of cheaper ones.

I'm only joking.

I'm sure it's an excellent wine.

Tell you what though, you
could make it better value.

How's that?

Help me drink it.

I'm serious.

What are you doing tomorrow night?

Remember to keep fasting.

I know.

And call me later.

When you get back, you'll be a new woman.

So I'm really trying to diversify at the moment.

That's why I worry about Liam.

If interest rates go up, he's
really gonna be in trouble.

Liam Drummy?

Yeah.

Is he your partner?

One of them.

I've also got a Pakistani
guy on the technology side.

It's a whole 10year plan.

What about you?

I'm sure you don't want to be
stuck behind a till forever.

No.

I always thought I'd be married by now.

Couple of kids.

Do you wanna answer it?

Uh, no.

Are you still hungry?

Do you want a dessert?

Sure.

Yeah?

Could we get one tiramisu please, and two spoons?

Yeah.

Tea or coffee?

Do you want tea?

Sure.

And I'll have a double espresso.

Guess you're gonna be up all night.

I hope so.

Who keeps ringing you
at 1:00 in the morning?

I have a colleague in the States.

He... he always forgets
the time difference.

Hi, Donal.

Uh, it's me.

I'm in the clinic just about to turn in.

Uh, look, I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry for giving you

such short shrift the other night.

I was only pretending I
didn't know what you meant.

I know it's not easy for you to see

me copping off with other men.

So.

What are you doing?

Do you wanna turn over for me?

Can I say no?

Yeah.

I wanna look at you.

Really?

You have one new message.

Hi, Donal.

Uh, it's me.

I'm in the clinic just about to turn in.

Look, I just wanted to say
that I'm sorry for giving you

such short shrift the other night.

You know there's nothing
easy about any of this for me.

I don't even know how to have this conversation.

Um, look, I really just wanted to say

that, um, I miss you now.

And I don't wanna see you unhappy.

Anyway, um, good night.

Morning.

Hi.

I went ahead and jumped in the shower.

That's OK.

Any chance of a cuppa?

Uh, I actually just called you a cab.

Um, I have to be somewhere, but you

can help yourself to tea, though.

Grand.

See ya.

Uh, can you pull the door closed after you?

Um, OK.

I have to go.

Sorry.

Bye.

So where's Donal at?

He got called away.

He asked me to pick you up.

Are we not going back to the house?

Oh, we thought you'd be
more comfortable in the flat.

His place is a mess.

Nothing in the fridge.

Where are the girls?

It's only 11:30.

They'll be here in a bit.

How's business?

Slow enough now.

Could pick up for the races at the weekend.

So how did you get on?

The procedure?

Pretty good, I think.

The doctor was pleased.

Could I see them?

Eh?

Don't think I've ever seen fake knockers.

Well, you can't really see anything

until the swelling goes down.

They're all bruised.

Come on.

I don't mind.

Honestly, Karl.

They're gross.

So just drop it, will you?

Where's Donal, anyway?

He hasn't been answering his phone.

Hm.

What?

He made me promise not to tell you.

How come?

What the fuck is going on, Karl?

Honestly, I can't say.

Unless,

Unless?

Unless what?

You could do something for me.

You wanna see my tits.

Mm.

Fine.

Show us the side.

Yeah.

Even in that stage you can see they're

going to be spectacular.

So where's Donal?

I can't have sex with you, Karl.

I've just had my vag done.

I know.

But you're still OK above the neck though, right?

Let me give you a hand there.

I can manage.

Hey, Donal.

How's things?

Good.

Where's Karl?

Don't know.

Just got here.

All right, girls?

You unbelievable slut.

Jesus.

You bollocks!

Now hold on.

No.

Get out and do the bookings.

I wanna talk to Kim.

You wanna talk?

Yeah.

Let's talk about Melanie.

Your little fucking fantasy chick.

I didn't mean to, Donal, but she made me.

Yeah, she can be very persuasive.

Jesus Christ, you have some nerve.

I've some nerve?

He's my best fucking friend, you fucking bitch.

Is he now?

Yeah!

What about you and Melanie?

Am I hearing this right?

You're jealous?

I'm in pain, Donal.

OK.

You spend all day gobbing off strange men.

Then you're too tired to
give it up when you get home,

and now you're upset 'cause
I go out with a real girl.

I'm a real girl, Donal.

Yeah, well.

Look, could you just not be a bit nicer to me?

I've just had a six hour operation.

Which I paid for.

Yeah, out of our business.

Not for long, baby.

What is that supposed to mean?

That means that I could hire a million

other skanks to do your fucking job.

You ungrateful motherfucker.

One, do you honestly think that Melanie would've

gone near you if it wasn't for my influence?

And secondly, do you honestly
believe that you and Karl would

last a fucking day in this business without me?

We already have, Kim.

Two of them.

Look, you can stay here till you have

those stitches out of your gash.

Jesus, you're a cold bastard.

Then you and me are done.

Not now, Karl.

Donal, you really better come.

What is it?

Shh.

Ring him.

Phone... fuck.

Donal?

Open up.

It's me, Liam Drummy.

I have got a set of keys, you know.

I can let myself in.

Yeah.

Uh, no, just, just a second, Liam.

Sorry.

What's, what's going on?

Sorry, I was in the middle of something.

Well.

Uh, thank you, Mrs. Fleming.

I can take it from here.

Nice lady.

Yeah.

What's on your mind?

Oh, nothing.

I just thought I'd come by
and, uh, check on the place.

Yeah, listen, now's not actually a good time.

Could you, could you come back tomorrow?

Well, I'm sorry to say I'm getting an awful lot

of complaints from the neighbors, Donal.

Lots of late night visitors, loud music.

I'm disappointed in you.

I know, I'm sorry.

I just, I, know had a little party.

And it got a bit out of control,
but, uh, I'll sort it out.

I hear you.

Do you mind if I check in the bedroom?

Uh, no.

Because my, my girlfriend's in there.

Girlfriend?

Yeah.

No.

She's feeling a bit sick.

Isn't that great for you, now?

Girlfriends, parties... is
that a recent development?

It, uh, a bit, yeah.

Well, I won't disturb her.

OK.

I'll just poke my head around
the door, how about that?

Ah, look.

It's good she's got her mates in.

You know I'm still trying to sell these flats?

I mean, Jesus Christ, Donal, things

are bad enough at the moment.

Uhhuh.

So you understand I can't
have you and your friends here.

I'm not being judgmental, but I
can't have that in my building.

But a year's lease, Liam.

Yes, that's true.

But if it could proved that I knew about this,

I'd be liable too.

So it would be a lot easier for
you if you just left quietly.

Just give me till after the weekend

to get something sorted, OK?

It's, it's one of our busiest times.

Oh, really?

I can't do it, Donal.

I'm sorry.

You gotta be gone by tonight.

But what about my deposit?

Now you're taking a piss.

OK.

We'll go.

But, uh, about that other things,

about, the, the farm sale.

What's that got to do with this?

Everything.

I'm putting you on notice
that I want to renegotiate.

And why would you wanna do something like that?

Because you were screwing me and because I

don't need your money anymore.

Oh, no.

I have an option.

You signed a contract.

That's true.

So why don't you sue me,
and I'll see you in court.

Do you really want me as an enemy, Donal?

Come on, Liam.

Don't make me laugh.

Karl, bring the cars around.

Monica, you get on the phone
and reroute the punters.

You two, pack your shit up and help me

get everything into the lift.

It's business as usual.

What about me?

You can tag along if you want.

You like that?

Sure..

Sure.

Three lovely Limerick ladies.

Yeah, we got Jasmine, tall sexy blonde, yeah.

Girl next door type.

Alicia, busty Latino, and Monica, dark, English.

Gorgeous.

When would you like to come in?

The fuck?

OK, yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, they're all available.

What the fuck are you doing?

Yes?

Hiya.

Can I help you?

Uh, yeah.

I'm looking for Donal.

Donal Doogan.

Oh, he's not here.

And your name is?

Are you allowed to come on these premises?

Well, I actually have a warrant here

issued by District Court
Judge Brian Brady relating

to Sexual Offenses Act of 1993
and Public Order Act of 1994.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Whoa!

Donal, Donal, Donal!

Sorry, Donal.

Been shafted, me.

Bollocks.

If I may remind the court, this is the first time

my client has been charged with any offense.

He has lifelong ties to this community

as Garda Burke has already stated.

Yeah, yeah, I get you.

Garda Burke is well known to this court

and his recommendation is highly respected.

Do you have any objections to this?

None, Judge.

Mr. Doogan, is
that your signature?

Mr. Doogan?

It is.

Then you are to be remanded
until the 27th of July

on your own bond in the amount of 1,500 euro.

You will sign on daily at Fidan Garda Station,

and the DPP is directed to
prepare the book of evidence

for that date.

That's all.

Hiya.

My car is just here.

I'll see you back there.

Cool.

Hello, Donal.

Thanks for coming.

Right.

You are here to support me, yeah?

You're not just rubbernecking?

Yeah.

I've a day off.

Oh.

I better go, actually.

OK.

I meant to ask you something.

Do you think I need to go see a doctor?

What?

Get myself checked?

No.

No, no, I don't think so.

I mean, I didn't.

That's what worries me.

Whole thing's so fucking foul.

Are they going to follow us back?

Have you thought about you're
going to pay for all this?

I'm not dipping into my savings.

I don't know.

I suppose I'll just have to see what

Liam Drummy'll give me for the farm.

It's nice to see you too, Rosemary.

I know I haven't been
around a lot since Ger died.

Blame myself for some of this.

Well, you shouldn't.

But all you have to do is give your side.

You lost your daddy.

You were lonely.

You called up this stripogram lady.

I'm a woman of he world.

I know how these things work.

Uh huh.

And then she saw the chance
to move all her nasty friends

and, and take all your money.

These ladies.

They go around the place looking for...

For what?

Well, I'm sorry to have to say this,

Donal, for a sucker, a meal ticket.

I won't argue.

Good.

Just tell that to the judge and
we can all get back to normal.

And so she'd already said she needed

money to start her own agency.

Yeah.

How come she didn't get bail?

Textbook flight risk.

Non national.

Known to the cops in England and New Zealand.

And me?

I strongly suggest we
plead guilty to section 11B.

Permitting your premises to be used

for the purposes of habitual prostitution.

I think I can get the soliciting and importuning

stuff struck off.

But I doubt they've much wriggle
room on the charges relating

to organizing or living off of earnings.

The most important thing for you

is to keep emphasizing that
she was the mastermind.

I mean, she's a, a harlot.

But you're local, lonely, bereaved.

She was the brains and you were the gobshite.

Hi, Donal.

How's all?

What's he doing here?

We need a witness
statement from Mr. Cleary.

Why else?

He's here to help you.

Maybe I better wait outside.

Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.

We've a bit to finish here.

Why are you being like this?

'Cause I don't want him here.

Jesus Christ.

You may tell him well.

I am not traipsing up that mucky field.

We none of us has the right shoes.

I thought you were moving out.

I am.
I was just...

Go on then.

Get lost.

Fuck off, Karl.

OK.

Let's go back to the morning of the 12th.

What happened that day?

Um, we got up early, had some breakfast,

and then Mr. Doogan
drove me into town.

Anything unusual happen on the way?

Not that I remember.

No argument?

Um, I wouldn't call it that.

What then?

Describe it to the jury.

It was a disagreement.

I'm sorry.

Can you speak into the microphone?

It was a disagreement.

What was the cause?

Did you ask to borrow some money?

I needed some cash for a bus ticket.

And how much did you ask for?

Was it 1,000 euro?

Might have been.

1,000 euro for a bus ticket?

But in any case, he refused.

Yes.

But later he relented and did,

in fact, give you some money.

Yeah, it was, um, it was about 300, I think.

He said it was all he had on him.

I see.

Well, did you do anything for
him in exchange for this money?

It was described as a present.

And did he get a present in return?

I don't understand.

Did you have sex with my client

in your apartment that morning?

We went to bed, yes.

And it was on this occasion

that you again related to him your plans

to start your own escort agency.

I may have.

Still in bed?

Yes, but it's not how it sounds.

Was that the only occasion

in which you asked him for some money?

There may have been a few others.

But I'm entering into evidence

an exhibit marked RB 102.

This is an invoice from Ashbury
Medical Clinic dated the 21st

of May in the amount of 11,430 euro

for two procedures carried out
on the defendant for breast

augmentation and something
called vaginal rejuvenation.

Also, a check stub in the same amount

drawn from Mr. Doogan's account.

At this stage you were living with him.

Is that correct?

Yes, but that was his idea for me to move in.

Of course it was, Miss Coates.

I was gonna pay it all back.

Except that you were arrested

shortly after your surgery.

Yes.

But he had already given me the sack.

I'm sorry.

You were sacked?

From your own agency?

Now how can that be?

Well, I'll invite the members of the jury

to draw their own inference from all this.

No further questions, your honor.

Thank you.

You may stand down.

Mr. O'Reilly?

Donal Doogan, please, your honor.

Take the testament in your
right hand and repeat after me.

I swear by Almighty God that
my evidence to the court

in this case shall be the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth.

I swear by Almighty God
that my evidence to the court

in this case shall be the truth, the whole truth,

and nothing but the truth.

Doogan, visitor.

Hiya, Kim.

Hi, Donal.

How are you?

So when do you get out?

They're telling me January, February.

Oh.

Right.

Never gonna go easy for us.

As a couple?

Hmm.

Guess not.

Some of it was fun, though.

I had a great time.

Bothered me though... I could
never give you any pleasure.

There's more to life than sex, Donal.

Did we ever kiss?

No.

You want to?

Hmm.