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The dionaea muscipula.
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- Does anyone know
- its common name?
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Marty?
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It's the Venus-flytrap.
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Very good, Echo.
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Because the Venus-flytrap
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evolved in a phosphorus-poor
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environment,
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it gains its nutrients
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by catching and eating flies.
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[fly buzzes]
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[chomp]
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Ew!
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Gross!
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Isn't that gross, Slab?
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[fly buzzes]
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What was that?
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[Tater] Mr. Young.
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Do you want to explain this?
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Well, it's called a folder,
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and it's used to store
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loose papers.
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Thank you.
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But the real reason
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I'm here is this...
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the cost report for your class.
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Look at the frivolous things
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you're spending money on:
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protective goggles,
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safety gloves...
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chalk.
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Without chalk, how am I
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supposed to write on the board?
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You can reclaim the dust
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from these brushes
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to form new chalk
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using this chalk regenerator.
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[regenerator hums]
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[regenerator dings]
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Best $40,000 we ever spent.
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Hey, what's this?
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Looks expensive.
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[chomp]
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Aah! It's got my nose!
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Stay away from it! That may be
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a plant, but it eats...
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[Venus-flytrap chomps,
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[Tater screams]
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meat.
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? Goodbye, summer
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hello, fall ?
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- ? We've been trying
- to get here ?
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? Since we both
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were barely two feet tall ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ?
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- ? You can call me
- what you want ?
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? But I won't hear a word
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where I am hid ?
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? Who you calling "kid"? ??
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Thanks to that stupid plant
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depleting all my phosphorus,
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I have to eat these nuts.
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That's right,
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I'm talking about you, Marty.
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- Anything I can do
- to make you feel better?
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- Yes: go down the stairs,
- out the front door,
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Start walking, and never stop.
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- But then he would just
- circle the globe
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- And end up back at
- Finnegan High.
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Yes, but at the back door,
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which by then
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I will have locked.
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Man, I wish Tater would quit
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picking on me and get a hobby.
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There are tons of fun hobbies,
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like collecting bacteria.
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Studying bacteria.
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Meeting up with your friends
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and trading bacteria.
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What he needs is a woman.
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And you know what, bacteria boy?
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So do you.
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"Bacteria boy"?
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Wait'll I tell
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my bacteria buddies.
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Read the sign!
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I'm on a break!
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Give yourself a wedgie.
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[grunts]
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Hey, you call that a wedgie?
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Put some muscle into it!
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[ripping]
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There you go!
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[high-pitched voice]
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I'm happy if you're happy.
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All right,
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let's see what we have.
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[shrieking]
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What happened?
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Is my lunch haunted?
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My mom did get this bag cheap
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- because there had been
- a murder in it.
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[whimpering]
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Then what was it?
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Is it the sandwich?
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The nectarine?
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Well, it can't be the milk...
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[shrieking]
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You're afraid of milk?
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Aah!
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Stop it, stop it, stop it!
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How are we supposed
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to find Tater a woman?
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He's not exactly a catch.
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We'll set him up.
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Someone's gonna like Tater.
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Stop undressing me
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with your eyes!
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Well, at least Miss Daley,
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the gym teacher,
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didn't slap him!
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She hit him with
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a field hockey stick.
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2%? So now you're walking around
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displaying your science grade?
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I'm up to 2%?!
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- I'm dressed like this
- because I found out
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That Slab is afraid of milk.
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- I'm gonna pay him back
- for all those times
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He's made my life miserable.
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Or... you could help him
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overcome his fear
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and turn an enemy into an ally.
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OK, I'll do it your way...
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but only because it's impossible
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to go to the bathroom in
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this thing.
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[Tater] Well, I've cut
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field hockey from the budget.
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Is that the smallest thing you
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could find to ice your cheek?
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The cafeteria buys in bulk
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to save money.
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And after all, this school
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is all about saving money.
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[woman] Hello.
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Mom?
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I brought your lunch,
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- although I had to fight off this
- huge kid
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Who tried to take it from me.
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Ms. Young, you're always
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a breath of fresh air
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in this place...
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- which we could use,
- because we've tested the air
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In this place,
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and it's borderline toxic.
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Oh, hi, Principal Tater.
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Ah, please.
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Call me Principal.
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OK.
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Adam, I'll see you later.
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[Tater laughs]
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"Later"!
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That's a good one.
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I like that.
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"La-ter."
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[awkward chuckle]
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Uh, it doesn't sound as funny
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when I say it.
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"I'll see you later!"
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[door opens and closes]
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Nope, I just don't have
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the rhythm.
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Tater is obviously interested
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in your mother.
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We should set them up!
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- I'm pretty sure my mom
- would never agree
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To a date with Tater.
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She doesn't have
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to know it's a date.
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- So you're saying two people
- can be on a date together
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Without one of them knowing
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it's actually a date?
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Sure.
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Maybe we should
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go to dinner tonight
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and talk about how
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this plan might work?
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OK!
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Hey, Principal Tater,
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guess what!
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Adam's mother, Rachel,
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wants to go on a date...
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with you!
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She does? With me?
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Well, that's...
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hardly surprising.
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There isn't a woman around
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who could resist this.
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Quit undressing me
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with your eyes!
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Now dress me up again.
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And give me a flowy scarf.
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That's more like it.
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Anyway, I was thinking
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- you should plan
- a romantic evening
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For you and Rachel.
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Hmm.
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- I actually do have
- passes for two
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To Seahorse World.
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Nothing says romance
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- like watching a
- majestic seahorse
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Perform a triple somersault.
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But stay out of the splash zone,
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because you will get wet!
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Not very wet, mind you,
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because seahorses are tiny.
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[awkward chuckle]
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- How about you make
- a nice dinner for Rachel?
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I'm not sure that's
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such a good idea.
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- We'll get the cafeteria staff
- to do everything,
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And you can say you cooked it.
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Phew... because I never
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learned how to cook.
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Mommy won't let me touch
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the owie-maker.
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You mean the stove?
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Oh, what a cute nickname
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for the owie-maker.
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The school board is
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making cuts to everything.
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They fired half
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the math department!
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Math?
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People need math!
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Why don't they cut science?
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If only there were someone
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to represent the parents
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and/or teachers,
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some kind of association.
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There is! I'm head of the Parent
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Teacher Association!
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What are the odds?
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- Maybe you can meet
- with Principal Tater
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To try and make
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the budget numbers work?
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Say, tomorrow night
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in the cafeteria?
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Wear something slinky.
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The math teachers would've
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wanted it that way.
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The branches are too high
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on this fruit-ball tree.
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- Don't you usually have
- nerd-lunch for lunch?
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[shrieking]
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You don't have milk, do you?
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No.
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Ohh. Good.
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Since the nerds learned
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of my lactophobia,
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every single one
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of them brought milk.
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[sipping]
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- Well, I'm gonna help you
- with your problem.
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You're gonna beat up
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nerds for me?
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Where does that leave me?
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- Once the nerds learn
- they can beat up each other,
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I'm out of a job!
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And there I am, stuck at school
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with nothing to do but learn!
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Well... that's not gonna happen!
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Jordan Slabinski
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is not in school to learn!
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- I mean I'm gonna
- help you overcome
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Your fear of milk.
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It's the world's
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most comforting food.
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- The first thing
- that calms us down
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When we're born.
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How are you gonna do that?
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[high-pitched voice]
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Now, come to mama!
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No.
288
00:10:57,417 --> 00:10:58,709
Come, Slabby, it's time
289
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for num-num.
290
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Uh-uh.
291
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After your num-num,
292
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you can have a nappy-nap.
293
00:11:05,626 --> 00:11:08,126
Can I have a nappy-nap
294
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:10,626
without the num-num?
295
00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,167
[normal voice] No.
296
00:11:13,334 --> 00:11:16,042
[sighs]
297
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:27,105
Good boy. You want to grow up
298
00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:29,292
to be big and strong.
299
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[burps]
300
00:11:34,542 --> 00:11:36,125
Doesn't that feel better?
301
00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:38,375
[burps]
302
00:11:38,417 --> 00:11:40,209
Yes, it does.
303
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,584
Looks like you've got
304
00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,167
one more little burpy.
305
00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,334
[burps]
306
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:08,876
[cries]
307
00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,814
Motherhood: the toughest
308
00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:12,709
job you'll ever love.
309
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:17,939
[Tater] Well, Echo, I'm ready
310
00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:19,459
for my date with Rachel Young.
311
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:25,751
What?
312
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,042
Not enough chest oil?
313
00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,375
I had to use most of it
314
00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,083
to squeeze into these pants.
315
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:33,834
Uh, no.
316
00:12:33,876 --> 00:12:35,960
It's the perfect amount
317
00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:38,042
of chest oil.
318
00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,876
It's just women prefer
319
00:12:39,877 --> 00:12:41,667
a conservative sweater vest.
320
00:12:41,709 --> 00:12:43,292
You're kidding!
321
00:12:43,334 --> 00:12:45,751
That's what I wear every day!
322
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,292
Do you think it'll go
323
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:48,792
with these leather pants?
324
00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,542
[mouths]
325
00:12:54,167 --> 00:12:55,727
- I'll see you
- after the meeting, honey.
326
00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:57,584
You're going like that?
327
00:12:57,626 --> 00:12:59,500
- Mom, you can't
- represent the PTA
328
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:02,792
Looking like a... hobo.
329
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,626
I don't look like a hobo!
330
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,480
Now, where did I leave
331
00:13:07,481 --> 00:13:09,292
my fingerless gloves?
332
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,500
At least put on some makeup.
333
00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:15,751
Where's your lipstick?
334
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:17,584
In my purse!
335
00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:22,876
[train whistle]
336
00:13:22,918 --> 00:13:24,959
The train's getting away!
337
00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:30,626
Ohh, I'm so hungry!
338
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,459
- [Derby] Not for long,
- city slicker.
339
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,667
[cow moos]
340
00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,000
Ooh!
341
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,417
We're having steak?!
342
00:13:36,459 --> 00:13:38,876
[moos]
343
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,292
Ah, get over it.
344
00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:42,730
We're not eating Shania;
345
00:13:42,731 --> 00:13:44,125
we're gonna milk her.
346
00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,959
That's where milk comes from?
347
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,959
- There's nothing to be afraid of,
- big feller.
348
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,626
That's true.
349
00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,268
- Cows and other ungulates
- have been domesticated
350
00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:53,959
Since the Neolithic period,
351
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,584
- where they were raised
- for their...
352
00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,792
[snoring]
353
00:13:59,417 --> 00:14:01,250
[moos]
354
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:02,542
[Slab laughs]
355
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,959
Derby tipping... nice!
356
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:11,042
Anyway, back to milking.
357
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:26,167
Mmm, fresh milk.
358
00:14:29,417 --> 00:14:31,459
Why don't you try, Slab?
359
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,417
- This is one of the world's
- gentlest animals.
360
00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:35,125
[cow moos]
361
00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:38,542
I'd kick him in the face too
362
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:41,125
if he tried that with me.
363
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:54,459
Principal Tater?
364
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,042
Rach... el.
365
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,209
Uh, these are for you.
366
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,042
And these.
367
00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:10,334
And this.
368
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:20,667
Also this.
369
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:25,667
[car alarm chirping]
370
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,852
- [Adam] I don't know
- about this plan, Echo.
371
00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,042
Why?
372
00:15:36,792 --> 00:15:39,018
- Your mother thinks she's
- at a budget meeting with Tater.
373
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,894
- Tater thinks he's on a date
- with your mother.
374
00:15:40,918 --> 00:15:42,918
We cook for both of them,
375
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:44,727
- and as long as neither of them
- listens to a word
376
00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:46,084
The other says,
377
00:15:46,085 --> 00:15:47,417
everyone's happy.
378
00:15:47,459 --> 00:15:49,542
Not everyone!
379
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,167
Is dinner almost ready?
380
00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:56,129
- [high-pitched voice]
- Just a few more minutes.
381
00:15:56,167 --> 00:15:57,605
[deepened voice] We're just
382
00:15:57,606 --> 00:15:59,042
getting the croutons.
383
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,334
Those aren't too garlicky,
384
00:16:03,335 --> 00:16:04,500
are they?
385
00:16:04,542 --> 00:16:06,584
Because I'm out of mints.
386
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,500
More salad?
387
00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:14,083
No, thanks, I'm fine.
388
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,522
Now, let's get back
389
00:16:15,523 --> 00:16:16,918
to why we're here.
390
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,292
My thoughts exactly.
391
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,584
I know you've been going it
392
00:16:24,585 --> 00:16:26,167
alone for a long time,
393
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:27,251
but you don't have to
394
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,292
anymore.
395
00:16:28,334 --> 00:16:31,876
Think of me as your partner.
396
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:36,209
What should we do... partner?
397
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,792
See? It's going great!
398
00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:40,022
I don't want to move
399
00:16:40,023 --> 00:16:41,209
too fast for you,
400
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,083
but I have a figure
401
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:48,042
I think you'll really like!
402
00:16:48,083 --> 00:16:51,250
Well, I'd love to see it!
403
00:16:55,834 --> 00:16:57,667
I don't really need
404
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,500
that much room.
405
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,185
- She's gonna show him
- financial information,
406
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,000
- And the whole thing's
- gonna fall apart!
407
00:17:03,042 --> 00:17:05,000
What are we going to do?!
408
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:06,834
I've got it. Bubble!
409
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,500
Bubble! Bubble!
410
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:11,376
Oh, no. It sounds like
411
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:13,209
the linguine is boiling over!
412
00:17:14,918 --> 00:17:16,834
How's it going in here?
413
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,226
- [high-pitched voice] We're just
- about to make the linguine.
414
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,125
Why is it taking so long?
415
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,584
Is your owie-maker broken?
416
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:24,730
Hey, if you're not happy,
417
00:17:24,731 --> 00:17:25,834
you can always go home.
418
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,584
Go home?
419
00:17:27,626 --> 00:17:29,518
- I've never been on a date
- that's gone so well!
420
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,105
Look at my face...
421
00:17:31,106 --> 00:17:32,667
not one slap-mark.
422
00:17:32,709 --> 00:17:33,876
I think I'm gonna kiss her.
423
00:17:33,918 --> 00:17:35,083
[gasps]
424
00:17:37,042 --> 00:17:38,709
Ho, ho!
425
00:17:38,751 --> 00:17:40,542
Someone's jealous.
426
00:17:40,584 --> 00:17:42,709
Please help me!
427
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,500
I may have given
428
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,375
- that beautiful woman
- out there roses,
429
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,230
But now she's going
430
00:17:48,231 --> 00:17:50,042
to get "two lips."
431
00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,667
That's provocative wordplay.
432
00:17:56,417 --> 00:17:57,709
Not everybody likes
433
00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:59,209
provocative wordplay.
434
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,500
[Echo groans]
435
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,521
[normal voice]
436
00:18:03,522 --> 00:18:04,792
We have a really big problem!
437
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:08,042
Yes, we do!
438
00:18:16,751 --> 00:18:18,251
[nasally]
439
00:18:18,252 --> 00:18:19,751
I think the cow broke my nose.
440
00:18:19,792 --> 00:18:21,209
I know.
441
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,834
Hilarious!
442
00:18:22,876 --> 00:18:25,292
Ha ha ha!
443
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:26,730
I need to find a bag of
444
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,125
frozen peas to put on it.
445
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,334
[Echo] Help!
446
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,751
Help!
447
00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:32,876
Yes, I do need help!
448
00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:35,459
Do you know where the peas are?
449
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,042
Never mind, I'll find them.
450
00:18:39,042 --> 00:18:40,709
[Slab sniffs]
451
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,250
Smells delicious.
452
00:18:42,292 --> 00:18:43,584
What are you making?
453
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:45,292
Linguine in cream sauce.
454
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,251
Cream? As in the
455
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,167
fattier version of milk?!
456
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,292
[screaming]
457
00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:00,959
Help! I never learned to swim...
458
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,250
in milk, that is.
459
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,563
I can swim fine in water,
460
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:05,834
but this is somehow different.
461
00:19:05,876 --> 00:19:07,459
Help!
462
00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:10,417
Help!
463
00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,584
Slab, you're cured!
464
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:22,000
Despite your lactophobia,
465
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:23,918
- you dove into the milk to
- save me!
466
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,584
I did, didn't I?
467
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,351
- I guess you're
- the type of person
468
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:32,626
That sees someone in trouble
469
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:34,167
and just has to help them.
470
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,876
I guess I am.
471
00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:38,042
What about me?!
472
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:41,772
I don't know if you're
473
00:19:41,773 --> 00:19:43,209
that type of person.
474
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:53,083
That's how a folder works.
475
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,626
So, do you like what you see?
476
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:58,834
Oh, I do. I do.
477
00:19:58,876 --> 00:20:00,793
Is there anything
478
00:20:00,794 --> 00:20:02,709
you'd like to remove?
479
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:05,751
As a matter of fact, there is.
480
00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:09,834
Rachel?
481
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,083
Where'd you go?
482
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,375
Did you leave?
483
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,584
Oh, thank goodness.
484
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:14,792
Did you say something?
485
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,167
What, me?
486
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:18,500
No.
487
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,918
Great news, Echo.
488
00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:22,000
I think he lost his nerve.
489
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,959
He's not going to kiss her.
490
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,730
I had to chew my way
491
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,334
through that bag.
492
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh...
493
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,250
Wow!
494
00:20:41,292 --> 00:20:42,500
Wow!
495
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,709
Wow!
496
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:45,542
Ew!
497
00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:47,876
So, what now?
498
00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:49,168
Well, if this lunch lady
499
00:20:49,169 --> 00:20:50,417
and this ghost chef
500
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,834
will excuse us...
501
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,688
we'll continue this
502
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:56,500
somewhere more private.
503
00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:01,000
[car alarm chirping]
504
00:21:08,584 --> 00:21:10,460
My mom didn't get home till
505
00:21:10,461 --> 00:21:12,334
2:00 in the morning last night!
506
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,959
She's having fun,
507
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,375
and Tater's off your back.
508
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,334
[Tater] Hey, hey, sport!
509
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:20,876
- How about after school,
- you and me
510
00:21:20,918 --> 00:21:22,335
Go down to the quad
511
00:21:22,336 --> 00:21:23,751
and have a catch?
512
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,751
That would be great.
513
00:21:31,792 --> 00:21:34,584
That's your mother's smile.
514
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,626
Do it again.
515
00:21:36,676 --> 00:21:41,226
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