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NEGATIVE. 14 00:00:33,209 --> 00:00:35,792 OH, THAT'S GOLD. 15 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:36,897 I'M SO USING THAT 16 00:00:36,898 --> 00:00:37,959 NEXT YEAR. 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,351 - WELL, THAT MIGHT BE - YOUR NEXT PERFORMANCE, 18 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,560 - BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE - NO ONE SIGNED UP 19 00:00:40,584 --> 00:00:42,417 FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 20 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:43,459 WHAT? 21 00:00:46,876 --> 00:00:48,542 I CAN'T BE EXPECTED 22 00:00:48,584 --> 00:00:49,731 TO CARRY THE WHOLE SHOW 23 00:00:49,732 --> 00:00:50,876 BY MYSELF. 24 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,118 - DO YOU THINK I COULD CARRY - THE WHOLE SHOW BY MYSELF? 25 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,476 - I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE - TO CANCEL IT. 26 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,209 CANCEL IT? 27 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,167 NEVER! 28 00:00:58,209 --> 00:01:00,143 - ALL THESE STUDENTS NEED - IS A LITTLE INCENTIVE. 29 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:01,584 SIGN UP FOR THE TALENT SHOW 30 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:03,292 AND RECEIVE 31 00:01:03,334 --> 00:01:04,667 A GET-OUT-OF-DETENTION-FREE 32 00:01:04,668 --> 00:01:06,000 PASS. 33 00:01:06,042 --> 00:01:07,167 OUT OF MY WAY! 34 00:01:07,209 --> 00:01:08,667 OUT OF MY WAY! 35 00:01:09,167 --> 00:01:09,918 DERBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 36 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:11,792 YOU DON'T HAVE DETENTION. 37 00:01:11,834 --> 00:01:12,918 NOT YET, 38 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,059 - BUT I CAN'T LET - AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS 39 00:01:14,083 --> 00:01:15,334 SLIP AWAY. 40 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,626 LUCKILY, I'M ALWAYS PREPARED. 41 00:01:18,584 --> 00:01:19,647 "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, 42 00:01:19,648 --> 00:01:20,709 BREAK GLASS"? 43 00:01:22,918 --> 00:01:23,918 [SMASH] 44 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:26,542 [SPLAT] 45 00:01:27,417 --> 00:01:29,542 DERBY! 46 00:01:29,584 --> 00:01:31,459 YOU KNOW I PREFER BANANA CREAM. 47 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,500 [CRASH] 48 00:01:32,542 --> 00:01:33,459 [KIDS]: AWW! 49 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,584 [MORE CRASHING] 50 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:41,750 ? GOODBYE, SUMMER 51 00:01:41,751 --> 00:01:44,375 HELLO, FALL ? 52 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:45,727 - ? WE'VE BEEN TRYING - TO GET HERE ? 53 00:01:45,751 --> 00:01:47,647 ? SINCE WE BOTH 54 00:01:47,648 --> 00:01:49,542 WERE BARELY TWO FEET TALL ? 55 00:01:49,584 --> 00:01:51,000 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 56 00:01:51,042 --> 00:01:52,584 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 57 00:01:52,626 --> 00:01:56,083 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ? 58 00:01:56,125 --> 00:01:57,500 - ? COULD CALL ME - WHAT YOU WANT ? 59 00:01:57,542 --> 00:01:59,896 ? BUT I WON'T HEAR A WORD WHERE 60 00:01:59,897 --> 00:02:02,250 I AM HID ? 61 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:03,918 ? WHO YOU CALLING "KID"? ?? 62 00:02:11,292 --> 00:02:13,250 - YOU'RE SIGNING UP - FOR THE TALENT SHOW, ECHO? 63 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:14,643 - WHAT DID YOU GET - DETENTION FOR? 64 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:15,727 - DID YOU DO - SOMETHING NAUGHTY? 65 00:02:15,751 --> 00:02:16,911 DID YOU DO SOMETHING NAUGHTY? 66 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:19,542 NO, I WAS THINKING 67 00:02:19,543 --> 00:02:20,543 OF DOING A SONG, 68 00:02:20,584 --> 00:02:21,667 BUT I'M TOO NERVOUS. 69 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,018 - I MEAN, THE ONLY TIME - I REALLY SING 70 00:02:23,042 --> 00:02:24,334 IS IN THE SHOWER. 71 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,643 - WELL, I IMAGINE - YOU'RE AMAZING... 72 00:02:25,667 --> 00:02:27,000 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 73 00:02:27,042 --> 00:02:27,834 I MEAN, YOUR VOICE. 74 00:02:27,876 --> 00:02:31,125 NOT YOU IN THE SHOWER. 75 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:32,501 I DON'T IMAGINE 76 00:02:32,502 --> 00:02:33,834 YOU IN THE SHOWER... 77 00:02:33,876 --> 00:02:36,542 OR A BUBBLE BATH... 78 00:02:36,584 --> 00:02:37,852 - OR EMBRACED - BY THE SUN-KISSED SPRAY 79 00:02:37,876 --> 00:02:38,876 OF A CASCADING WATERFALL. 80 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,293 REALLY, YOU THINK 81 00:02:42,294 --> 00:02:43,584 I SHOULD SIGN UP? 82 00:02:43,626 --> 00:02:44,751 ABSOLUTELY! 83 00:02:44,792 --> 00:02:46,667 - I'M SURE YOU HAVE THE VOICE - OF AN ANGEL. 84 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:47,876 I MEAN, AN ANGEL 85 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,518 - THAT DIDN'T DIE - FROM A KICK TO THE THROAT. 86 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:52,000 OKAY. I'LL DO IT. 87 00:02:52,042 --> 00:02:53,417 EXCELLENT. 88 00:02:53,459 --> 00:02:54,876 FOUR PEOPLE 89 00:02:54,877 --> 00:02:56,292 SIGNED UP ALREADY. 90 00:02:56,334 --> 00:02:57,709 - NO, THAT'S ONLY TWO, - MR. TATER. 91 00:02:57,751 --> 00:02:59,626 I DON'T THINK 92 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:00,709 "TARA BULGASS" 93 00:03:00,751 --> 00:03:03,500 AND "HOLDEN AFFARTIN" 94 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:04,417 GO TO THIS SCHOOL. 95 00:03:04,459 --> 00:03:07,792 THEY TRANSFERRED? 96 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:10,292 OH, WHAT A SHAME. 97 00:03:10,334 --> 00:03:12,094 - TARA AND HOLDEN - SIGNED UP FOR EVERYTHING. 98 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:14,667 MAYBE IT'S NOT WORKING 99 00:03:14,709 --> 00:03:16,852 - BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE - NEED TO GET OUT OF DETENTION. 100 00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:17,959 GOOD IDEA! 101 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,500 WELL, UH... 102 00:03:19,542 --> 00:03:21,042 - NO, NO, - I DIDN'T MEAN THAT... 103 00:03:21,083 --> 00:03:22,101 YOU, NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY. 104 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,584 DETENTION! 105 00:03:24,626 --> 00:03:26,042 YOU, WITH THE JAUNTY PACE. 106 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:27,083 DETENTION! 107 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,083 MISS YOUNG. 108 00:03:30,125 --> 00:03:31,042 NO TEXTING IN SCHOOL. 109 00:03:31,083 --> 00:03:32,959 DETENTION! 110 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:35,042 - THERE'S NO RULE - AGAINST TEXTING IN SCHOOL. 111 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:36,417 THERE IS NOW. 112 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:37,459 BUT I'M NOT TEXTING NOW. 113 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:42,918 FINE. 114 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:45,167 - BUT IF I CATCH YOU - SENDING OUT ONE "ROFL" OR "BRB," 115 00:03:45,209 --> 00:03:46,209 YOU'LL BE "SID." 116 00:03:47,918 --> 00:03:49,375 STUCK IN DETENTION. 117 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:50,918 AND THE ONLY WAY OUT 118 00:03:50,959 --> 00:03:52,397 WILL BE TO SIGN UP 119 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,834 FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 120 00:03:53,876 --> 00:03:55,459 YES, IT'S A MULTI-STEP PLAN, 121 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:57,209 BUT IT WILL ULTIMATELY LEAD 122 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:58,731 - TO ME GETTING EXACTLY - WHAT I WANT. 123 00:04:01,459 --> 00:04:02,543 AND THAT'S WHY BUBBLES 124 00:04:02,544 --> 00:04:03,626 ARE ROUND. 125 00:04:06,209 --> 00:04:07,209 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 126 00:04:13,834 --> 00:04:15,315 - DERBY, WHY ARE YOU LATE - FOR CLASS? 127 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:21,743 YOU WERE NOT TRAPPED IN A BOX. 128 00:04:26,751 --> 00:04:27,876 THERE IS NO WINDSTORM 129 00:04:27,877 --> 00:04:29,000 IN THE HALLWAY. 130 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:30,322 YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP COMING LATE. 131 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,709 YOUR DOG'S VERY CUTE, 132 00:04:35,751 --> 00:04:36,855 BUT FIND A TALENT 133 00:04:36,856 --> 00:04:37,959 ON YOUR OWN TIME. 134 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,500 NOW, TAKE YOUR SEAT. 135 00:04:39,542 --> 00:04:40,417 - I'M IN THE MIDDLE - OF DEMONSTRATING 136 00:04:40,459 --> 00:04:43,292 A COMPLEX SCIENTIFIC PROCESS. 137 00:04:57,542 --> 00:04:59,375 HEY, WATCH IT... 138 00:04:59,417 --> 00:05:00,480 GHOSTLY FRENCH VERSION 139 00:05:00,481 --> 00:05:01,542 OF DERBY. 140 00:05:04,167 --> 00:05:06,143 - LET'S SEE IF THIS GHOST - CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS. 141 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:07,167 [SLAM] 142 00:05:07,209 --> 00:05:09,250 NOPE. 143 00:05:13,626 --> 00:05:15,876 [HIGH-PITCHED, 144 00:05:15,877 --> 00:05:18,125 [OFF-KEY SQUEAKING] 145 00:05:18,167 --> 00:05:21,667 WHAT IS THAT AWFUL SOUND? 146 00:05:21,709 --> 00:05:23,751 - THE DEATH RATTLE - OF A DISEASED JUNGLE CAT... 147 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:25,792 POSSIBLY AN OCELOT, 148 00:05:25,834 --> 00:05:26,918 BUT MORE LIKELY 149 00:05:26,919 --> 00:05:28,000 AN ADOLESCENT PUMA. 150 00:05:28,042 --> 00:05:30,375 [SQUEAKING CONTINUES] 151 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:35,834 OH, THE UNHOLY HORROR! 152 00:05:35,876 --> 00:05:37,792 IT'S THE PUMA, RIGHT? 153 00:05:37,834 --> 00:05:39,147 [OVER SQUEAKING] 154 00:05:39,148 --> 00:05:40,459 YOU NAILED IT. 155 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,768 - OH, I WISH I COULD - TEXT BETHANY. 156 00:05:41,792 --> 00:05:43,584 SHE THINKS SHE'S ALL THAT 157 00:05:43,626 --> 00:05:44,810 - WHEN IT COMES TO DIFFERENTIATING - ANIMAL SOUNDS. 158 00:05:44,834 --> 00:05:46,226 - [OVER SQUEAKING] - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 159 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:48,459 IT'S CHEWING ITS LEG OFF. 160 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:49,542 WELL, THEN, 161 00:05:49,584 --> 00:05:50,643 - WE COULD PROBABLY WALK - FOR OUR LIVES, 162 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:51,792 SINCE AT BEST, 163 00:05:51,834 --> 00:05:52,955 IT COULD ONLY LIMP AFTER US. 164 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:55,667 FINE! WALK FOR YOUR LIVES. 165 00:05:55,709 --> 00:06:02,042 [SCREAMING, SHRIEKING] 166 00:06:02,083 --> 00:06:03,876 [SQUEAKING CONTINUES] 167 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:05,314 ECHO, WHY ARE YOU IN 168 00:06:05,315 --> 00:06:06,709 THE JANITOR'S CLOSET? 169 00:06:06,751 --> 00:06:08,951 - BECAUSE THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE - MAKE ME SOUND AMAZING! 170 00:06:10,792 --> 00:06:12,810 - I'M SO GLAD YOU CONVINCED ME - TO SIGN UP FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 171 00:06:12,834 --> 00:06:15,083 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 172 00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,768 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO PERFORM - IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY? 173 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:17,976 - BECAUSE THERE ARE - A LOT OF JUDGMENTAL KIDS 174 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,334 IN THIS SCHOOL, 175 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:20,976 - LIKE THAT GUY WHO - ALWAYS WEARS SUSPENDERS. 176 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,647 COME ON, YOU NEVER HEARD 177 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,292 OF A BELT? 178 00:06:24,334 --> 00:06:25,459 WELL, I DON'T CARE 179 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:26,584 WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS. 180 00:06:26,626 --> 00:06:27,727 - ESPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE - THE UNWAVERING SUPPORT 181 00:06:27,751 --> 00:06:28,751 OF SOMEONE LIKE YOU. 182 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:35,042 [SCREAMS] 183 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,381 - SHE'S RIGHT, - THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE ARE GOOD. 184 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,042 [???] 185 00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:47,529 - [DISTANT DRUMMING - IN RESPONSE] 186 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:50,000 [DISTANT DRUMMING] 187 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:51,481 AH, I SEE YOU CAN'T STAND 188 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:52,918 THE TEXTING BAN 189 00:06:52,959 --> 00:06:53,980 AND YOU'RE REHEARSING 190 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,000 YOUR TALENT FOR THE SHOW. 191 00:06:55,042 --> 00:06:56,918 - NO, I JUST FOUND - AN ALTERNATIVE FORM 192 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,189 OF LONG-DISTANCE 193 00:06:58,190 --> 00:06:59,417 COMMUNICATION... 194 00:06:59,459 --> 00:07:01,620 - THE PAPUAN DRUM LANGUAGE - OF THE MELANESIAN ISLANDS. 195 00:07:03,209 --> 00:07:04,959 [DISTANT DRUMMING] 196 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,751 LOL. 197 00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:08,876 SORRY, BETHANY JUST MADE 198 00:07:08,877 --> 00:07:09,959 A BALD JOKE ABOUT... 199 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,083 SOMEONE ELSE. 200 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,355 I LOVE BALD JOKES 201 00:07:14,356 --> 00:07:15,584 ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE. 202 00:07:15,626 --> 00:07:16,773 BUT I'M AFRAID 203 00:07:16,774 --> 00:07:17,918 THE PAPUAN DRUM LANGUAGE 204 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:19,876 IS BANNED IN SCHOOL. 205 00:07:19,918 --> 00:07:21,022 WHAT ABOUT THE 206 00:07:21,023 --> 00:07:22,125 QUASI-POETIC RHYTHMS 207 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,209 OF THE TANGU TRIBE? 208 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,000 ALSO BANNED. 209 00:07:25,042 --> 00:07:27,167 - AS WELL - AS THE PERCUSSIVE MORPHEMES 210 00:07:27,209 --> 00:07:28,409 - OF THE NIGERIAN - EFIK TRIBE. 211 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:31,167 DON'T BLAME ME. 212 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:33,009 - THIS COMES DIRECTLY - FROM THE SCHOOL BOARD. 213 00:07:34,792 --> 00:07:35,792 SAME TO YOU! 214 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,250 OKAY, ECHO'S KIND OF 215 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,083 A SENSITIVE DIVA. 216 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,376 SO DON'T LET HER KNOW 217 00:07:43,377 --> 00:07:44,626 YOU'RE GIVING HER LESSONS. 218 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,250 NO PROBLEMO, BAMBINO. 219 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:48,500 SERGIO IS AS SUBTLE 220 00:07:48,542 --> 00:07:49,751 AS THE OREGANO 221 00:07:49,752 --> 00:07:50,959 IN A CAPRESE SALAD. 222 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,018 - I DIDN'T THINK - THERE WAS OREGANO 223 00:07:52,042 --> 00:07:53,500 IN CAPRESE SALAD. 224 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:54,813 THAT'S BECAUSE 225 00:07:54,814 --> 00:07:56,083 IT'S SO SUBTLE! 226 00:07:56,125 --> 00:07:57,792 WELL, DON'T BE TOO SUBTLE. 227 00:07:57,834 --> 00:07:59,083 ECHO REALLY NEEDS THE HELP. 228 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:01,876 WORRY NOT, CUCCIOLA MIA. 229 00:08:01,918 --> 00:08:03,626 SERGIO HAS TRAINED THE VOICES 230 00:08:03,627 --> 00:08:05,334 OF TALENTLESS POP STARS, 231 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:07,250 THROAT-KICK SURVIVORS, 232 00:08:07,292 --> 00:08:09,584 AND EVEN THIS... 233 00:08:09,626 --> 00:08:11,000 [BARKING] 234 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:12,143 - THAT JUST SOUNDS - LIKE A DOG BARKING. 235 00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:13,500 I KNOW! 236 00:08:13,542 --> 00:08:16,584 BUT IT IS A CAT. 237 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:17,417 [DOOR CLOSES] 238 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:19,209 ADAM? 239 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:20,292 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 240 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,042 - I WANTED YOU - TO MEET SERGIO, 241 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:23,685 - ONE OF THE WORLD'S - MOST RENOWNED VOCALISTS. 242 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:24,334 HE HEARD ABOUT YOUR... 243 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:26,209 UNIQUE VOICE, 244 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:27,518 - AND JUST HAD TO HEAR IT - FOR HIMSELF. 245 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:29,250 CIAO, BELLA. 246 00:08:29,292 --> 00:08:31,542 OH! I'M A BIG FAN OF OPERA. 247 00:08:31,584 --> 00:08:33,876 AND I LIKE CHEESE SANDWICHES. 248 00:08:33,918 --> 00:08:35,158 WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT OPERA? 249 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:37,083 I JUST ASSUMED THAT... 250 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:38,834 OH, YOU ASSUMED 251 00:08:38,876 --> 00:08:39,834 - THAT BECAUSE I'M WEARING - THIS CAPE, 252 00:08:39,876 --> 00:08:41,459 THAT I'M AN OPERA SINGER? 253 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,959 I SING SCAT! 254 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,292 ? SCOOBIDY BOP BOP ? 255 00:08:46,334 --> 00:08:47,542 ? TIDDLY DEET DEE ? 256 00:08:47,584 --> 00:08:48,584 ? ZIPPIDY ZOO-OW! ? 257 00:08:50,292 --> 00:08:51,250 NOW, LET ME HEAR YOU SING. 258 00:08:51,292 --> 00:08:52,375 OKAY. 259 00:08:52,417 --> 00:08:54,250 HERE'S THE CHORUS 260 00:08:54,292 --> 00:08:56,226 - OF A LITTLE SOMETHING - I'VE BEEN NOODLING WITH. 261 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,876 [PLAYS NOTE] 262 00:08:58,918 --> 00:09:01,667 [CLEARS THROAT] 263 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,476 - [SCREECHING, OFF-KEY]: - ? I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFLY ? 264 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,500 ? FLY, FLY, FLY ? 265 00:09:06,542 --> 00:09:08,417 ? BYE, BYE, BYE ? 266 00:09:08,459 --> 00:09:10,083 BRAVO, BRAVO. 267 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,083 - I GIVE YOU - A STANDING OVATION, 268 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,083 HUH? 269 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,751 - AND NOW I GIVE YOU - A WALKING OVATION. 270 00:09:14,792 --> 00:09:16,918 AND NOW... 271 00:09:20,292 --> 00:09:21,606 WOW, THE HIGHLY COVETED 272 00:09:21,607 --> 00:09:22,918 RUNNING OVATION. 273 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:28,250 [DRUMMING, CYMBALS TAPPING] 274 00:09:36,584 --> 00:09:39,375 SO YOUR TALENT 275 00:09:39,417 --> 00:09:41,147 IS TO PLAY 12 INSTRUMENTS 276 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,876 BADLY? 277 00:09:42,918 --> 00:09:44,834 IT WOULD'VE BEEN 13, 278 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,316 - BUT I LENT MY PAPUAN DRUM - TO IVY. 279 00:09:50,209 --> 00:09:51,209 [BOOM] 280 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,976 - WHO DARES TO BUTCHER - JANEK LESZCZYNSKI'S 281 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,375 - BELOVED - "SPICY KIELBASA POLKA"? 282 00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:57,667 TATER? 283 00:09:57,709 --> 00:09:59,167 AAH! 284 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:00,351 - HE'S THE ONE PLAYING - 12 INSTRUMENTS BADLY. 285 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,375 DERBY! 286 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:03,709 WHOA! 287 00:10:05,584 --> 00:10:06,834 DERBY! 288 00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:07,542 WATCH OUT FOR THE... 289 00:10:07,584 --> 00:10:09,417 WHOA! 290 00:10:09,459 --> 00:10:10,292 - [CRASHING, - INSTRUMENTS CLANGING] 291 00:10:10,334 --> 00:10:11,334 STAIRS. 292 00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:13,459 [HUSHED VOICES] 293 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:14,792 DERBY! 294 00:10:14,834 --> 00:10:15,876 [GRUNTING] 295 00:10:15,918 --> 00:10:16,876 I'M FINE. 296 00:10:16,918 --> 00:10:17,876 [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] 297 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:19,000 - WHERE'S YOUR - TRUMPET? 298 00:10:19,042 --> 00:10:21,459 I DON'T KNOW. 299 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,500 [HORN BLARES] 300 00:10:22,542 --> 00:10:23,542 FOUND IT. 301 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:28,751 [OFF-KEY SCREECHING] 302 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:32,083 HEY, ECHO. 303 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,518 - I, UH, WHIPPED UP - SOME THROAT SPRAY. 304 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:34,792 TO HELP YOUR VOICE. 305 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,035 YOU THINK MY VOICE NEEDS HELP? 306 00:10:37,083 --> 00:10:38,167 DID I SAY HELP? 307 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:39,042 I MEANT "PROTECTION," 308 00:10:39,083 --> 00:10:40,334 BECAUSE IT'S SO PERFECT. 309 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:44,459 [COUGHS] 310 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,500 OKAY, TRY SINGING SOMETHING. 311 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:49,334 [OFF-KEY SCREECHING]: 312 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:51,125 ? I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFLY ? 313 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,751 ? FLY, FLY ? 314 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,935 - [DEEP MALE VOICE]: - HOW CAN YOU TELL - IF THIS STUFF IS WORKING? 315 00:10:57,959 --> 00:11:00,334 MY VOICE! 316 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:01,518 - [GASPS] - ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE IT? 317 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,125 WHAT? 318 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:05,250 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY SINGING, - TELL ME. 319 00:11:05,292 --> 00:11:06,918 I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST. 320 00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:08,751 [SIGHS] 321 00:11:08,752 --> 00:11:10,542 OKAY, THE TRUTH IS, ECHO, 322 00:11:10,584 --> 00:11:11,704 YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S MOST... 323 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:14,500 BEAUTIFUL VOICE. 324 00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:17,918 DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY 325 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:19,459 THAT ECHO HAS 326 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,852 - THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL - VOICE? 327 00:11:20,876 --> 00:11:22,001 I DID TECHNICALLY 328 00:11:22,002 --> 00:11:23,125 SAY THAT. 329 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,042 CONGRATULATIONS. 330 00:11:26,083 --> 00:11:27,564 - YOU ARE THE TALENT SHOW - HEADLINER! 331 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,792 THANKS, MR. TATER. 332 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:32,685 - YOU'VE JUST MADE ME - THE HAPPIEST GIRL ON EARTH. 333 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,083 [ECHO GIGGLES, DEEP VOICE] 334 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,959 GOODY GUMDROPS! 335 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,542 [???] 336 00:11:44,584 --> 00:11:45,814 WELCOME BACK 337 00:11:45,815 --> 00:11:47,042 TO FINNEGAN HIGH DETENTION, 338 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,709 WHERE "DE-TENSION" 339 00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:50,334 IN THE ROOM IS PALPABLE. 340 00:11:51,876 --> 00:11:52,667 I CAN'T SIT THROUGH THIS. 341 00:11:52,709 --> 00:11:54,876 HEY! 342 00:11:54,918 --> 00:11:57,105 THIS IS THE ONE SHOW 343 00:11:57,106 --> 00:11:59,292 NO ONE CAN WALK OUT OF. 344 00:11:59,334 --> 00:12:01,250 - UNLESS YOU SIGN UP - FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 345 00:12:01,292 --> 00:12:02,209 [WINDOW SMASHES] 346 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,250 [TATER SHRIEKS] 347 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,209 IT'S FOR YOU. 348 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,083 IVY! 349 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,435 - THIS IS NOT - AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE 350 00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:18,042 FOR TEXTING! 351 00:12:18,083 --> 00:12:19,626 [SHRIEKS] 352 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:29,083 SAME TO YOU! 353 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,167 [???] 354 00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:37,042 - [DERBY, OVER MIC]: - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 355 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,313 WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE 356 00:12:38,314 --> 00:12:39,542 WILL SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU! 357 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,959 WAIT, WAIT. 358 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,250 WHO'S INTRODUCING HIM? 359 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:45,253 - WHY WASN'T I ASKED TO EMCEE - THIS HALLWAY SHOW? 360 00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:49,188 ANYWAY, WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE 361 00:12:49,189 --> 00:12:50,667 WILL SHOCK AND AMAZE YOU! 362 00:12:53,709 --> 00:12:55,709 OH, NICE CAPE! 363 00:12:55,751 --> 00:12:56,911 ARE YOU GOING TO SCAT FOR US? 364 00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:00,709 NO. 365 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,471 - I'M GOING TO PERFORM - JAW-DROPPING MAGIC. 366 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:05,667 OH! 367 00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:06,709 WHOA! 368 00:13:10,334 --> 00:13:11,334 NOW, I'LL REQUIRE 369 00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:12,335 THE ASSISTANCE 370 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,375 OF A BEAUTIFUL VOLUNTEER. 371 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,000 OOH! A DARING ESCAPE? 372 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:21,834 - ACTUALLY, - I PUT THESE ON 373 00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,237 - TO PREVENT MYSELF - FROM TEXTING. 374 00:13:23,709 --> 00:13:25,792 JUST SIGN UP ALREADY! 375 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:26,751 NEVER! 376 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,709 NOW, WATCH, 377 00:13:28,751 --> 00:13:29,959 AS THROUGH THE POWER OF MAGIC, 378 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,751 I MAKE IVY DISAPPEAR! 379 00:13:36,292 --> 00:13:37,792 WAIT. 380 00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:38,834 THAT DIDN'T GO RIGHT. 381 00:13:39,751 --> 00:13:40,751 NO KIDDING. 382 00:13:43,918 --> 00:13:45,834 I LOOK LIKE A DORK. 383 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:48,000 HEY! 384 00:13:48,042 --> 00:13:49,834 THAT'S MY BEST SWEATER-VEST. 385 00:13:52,584 --> 00:13:53,834 OH, NO. 386 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,918 MY HANDS ARE FREE! 387 00:13:55,959 --> 00:13:57,292 I CAN'T HELP MYSELF! 388 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,834 A-HA! 389 00:14:00,876 --> 00:14:02,667 THAT'S DETENTION! 390 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,793 FINE! I'LL BE IN 391 00:14:03,794 --> 00:14:04,876 YOUR STUPID SHOW. 392 00:14:04,918 --> 00:14:05,935 [SNAPPING PICTURE] WORTH IT! 393 00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:07,792 NO, I... 394 00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:12,250 NOT SO FAST. 395 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:13,772 - YOU STILL HAVE TO - ANSWER FOR THIS. 396 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:16,792 TA-DAH! 397 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,000 WHOA! 398 00:14:18,042 --> 00:14:19,792 HEY, I CAN'T SEE! 399 00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:22,834 DERBY, WATCH OUT FOR THE... 400 00:14:22,876 --> 00:14:23,876 WHOA! 401 00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:25,000 [REPEATED THUMPING] 402 00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,042 STAIRS. 403 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,709 DERBY! 404 00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:30,834 ARE YOU OKAY? 405 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,584 YEAH. 406 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,959 AMAZINGLY, I'M FINE. 407 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,918 WHERE'S YOUR MAGIC WAND? 408 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,918 - OH, DON'T WORRY, - IT'S IN HANDKERCHIEF FORM. 409 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:42,918 [CRUNCHING] 410 00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:44,042 AT LEAST IT WAS. 411 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,959 - WELL, I FOUND - MY TALENT, 412 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,876 - AND I SOLVED - YOUR ECHO PROBLEM. 413 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:51,584 OH, THANK YOU. 414 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:52,894 - I WAS THIS CLOSE - TO RENTING A HELICOPTER 415 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,001 AND DROPPING 416 00:14:54,002 --> 00:14:55,083 A BAG OF SNAKES ON HER. 417 00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:57,083 SO, WHAT DO YOU GOT? 418 00:14:57,125 --> 00:14:58,918 - YOU JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE - SHE USES 419 00:14:58,959 --> 00:14:59,959 THIS SPECIAL MICROPHONE. 420 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:03,959 OW! OH! OH! 421 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,792 OW! 422 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:07,417 SO YOUR PLAN 423 00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:08,959 - WAS TO PUNCH HER - IN THE EYE? 424 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,626 NO, OF COURSE NOT. 425 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,310 - IT'S SUPPOSED TO HIT HER - IN THE THROAT. 426 00:15:12,334 --> 00:15:13,667 NOW, TRY IT AGAIN, 427 00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:15,018 - JUST THIS TIME - HOLD IT A LITTLE LOWER. 428 00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:17,000 NO! 429 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:20,000 [SIGHING] OW. 430 00:15:20,042 --> 00:15:21,626 BUT, YOU KNOW, 431 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,101 - ANOTHER KIND OF - SPECIAL MICROPHONE 432 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,125 COULD WORK... 433 00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:26,667 AN AUTO-TUNE MIC! 434 00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:27,855 IT USES A VOICE MODULATOR 435 00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:29,000 TO ADJUST PITCH AND TONE. 436 00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:31,063 OH, I THINK I HAVE 437 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,083 ONE OF THOSE. 438 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,230 LET ME TAKE THIS ONE BACK 439 00:15:34,231 --> 00:15:35,334 AND GO GET IT FOR YOU. 440 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,292 [MECHANISM CLICKS] 441 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,250 HERE YOU GO. 442 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,251 [OFF-KEY SCREECH]: 443 00:15:47,252 --> 00:15:48,417 ? I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFLY ? 444 00:15:48,459 --> 00:15:50,125 ? FLY, FLY ? 445 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:51,167 HEY, ECHO. 446 00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,667 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE? 447 00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:55,810 - THAT'S REALLY GOING TO MESS - WITH YOUR DEPTH PERCEPTION. 448 00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:57,876 I'M FINE. 449 00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,059 - ANYWAY, IN HONOUR - OF YOUR BIG DEBUT, 450 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,250 I GOT YOU A PRESENT. 451 00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:01,792 - SOMEONE WITH A VOICE - LIKE YOURS 452 00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:02,709 - DOESN'T WANT TO USE - THAT LOW-GRADE, 453 00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:04,042 A.V.-CLUB JUNK 454 00:16:04,083 --> 00:16:05,000 THEY'VE GOT OUT THERE. 455 00:16:05,042 --> 00:16:07,083 THAT'S SO SWEET. 456 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,125 OOH, A HUG! 457 00:16:10,542 --> 00:16:11,710 DID YOU DO SOMETHING 458 00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:12,876 WITH YOUR HAIR? 459 00:16:12,918 --> 00:16:14,209 LIE-BRARY? 460 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:17,000 MORE LIKE TRUTH-BRARY! 461 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,042 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 462 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,959 HEY! 463 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,882 - YOU AND YOUR CRICKET CHOIR - HAD YOUR CHANCE. 464 00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:28,543 OUR NEXT PERFORMER 465 00:16:28,544 --> 00:16:30,292 IS THE ONE AND ONLY IVY YOUNG! 466 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:31,792 [APPLAUSE AND CHEERING] 467 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,292 [TEXT KEYS BEEPING] 468 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,209 IVY! 469 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,727 - YOU CAN'T JUST - STAND THERE TEXTING. 470 00:16:45,751 --> 00:16:46,894 - YOU HAVE TO HAVE - AN ACTUAL TALENT. 471 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,542 THIS IS MY TALENT. 472 00:16:48,584 --> 00:16:50,145 - I'M THE WORLD'S FIRST - TEXTING COMIC. 473 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,649 - [PHONES BEEPING - WITH TEXT ALERTS] 474 00:16:55,292 --> 00:16:56,959 [AUDIENCE LAUGHTER] 475 00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:00,268 - WELL, THEY DO SEEM - TO LIKE IT. 476 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:02,209 - THAT MUST HAVE BEEN - ONE FUNNY JOKE. 477 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,626 WELL, CHECK YOUR PHONE. 478 00:17:08,209 --> 00:17:10,375 HEY! 479 00:17:10,417 --> 00:17:12,375 - YOU CAN NOT SEE THE GLARE - FROM SPACE. 480 00:17:14,459 --> 00:17:16,292 [BEEP] 481 00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:17,209 [TEXT ALERTS BEEP] 482 00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,250 [LAUGHTER] 483 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,459 [TEXT ALERT BEEPS] 484 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,834 HEY, THERE'S NO NEED 485 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,167 TO HECKLE! 486 00:17:26,209 --> 00:17:28,000 DO I COME TO YOUR JOB 487 00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:29,063 AND SLAP YOUR HAIRNET 488 00:17:29,064 --> 00:17:30,083 INTO THE DEEP FRYER? 489 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,876 [LAUGHTER] 490 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,459 LET ME LEAVE YOU WITH THIS. 491 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,667 [TEXT KEYS BEEPING] 492 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,292 [TEXT ALERTS BEEPING] 493 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,374 [AUDIENCE MEMBERS]: HMM... 494 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:43,792 SOMETIMES I GET POLITICAL. 495 00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:44,876 I LIKE TO MAKE THEM THINK. 496 00:17:46,459 --> 00:17:48,083 [CHEERING] 497 00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:49,083 - ALL RIGHT! - YEAH! 498 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,876 - WHOO! - GOOD JOB! 499 00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:52,418 - WHOO! 500 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,918 - WHOO! 501 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,876 THANK YOU, IVY, 502 00:17:55,877 --> 00:17:57,792 FOR THOSE HILARIOUS "LOLs." 503 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:58,834 [TEXT ALERT BEEPS] 504 00:18:02,709 --> 00:18:03,894 - OH, SHE'LL BE APPEARING - THIS SATURDAY 505 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:06,334 AT THE SNICKER SHACK. 506 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,022 ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE COALITION 507 00:18:08,023 --> 00:18:09,667 TO HELP THROAT-KICK CASUALTIES, 508 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:13,334 OR "CHTKC." 509 00:18:16,334 --> 00:18:18,167 UP NEXT, 510 00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:19,438 DAREDEVIL EXTRAORDINAIRE 511 00:18:19,439 --> 00:18:20,667 DEMOLITION DERBY! 512 00:18:23,375 --> 00:18:25,126 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 513 00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:26,876 BOYS AND GIRLS, 514 00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:28,417 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO 515 00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:30,125 IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. 516 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:32,125 DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. 517 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,709 - WHAT'S GOING - TO HAPPEN? 518 00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:34,751 I HAVE NO IDEA. 519 00:18:36,709 --> 00:18:38,459 HEY, SLAB! 520 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,500 QUIET! I'M READING. 521 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:47,834 "FROM SPACE." 522 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:49,185 - THIS IS WHAT YOU GET - FOR DISTURBING ME 523 00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:50,476 - WHILE I'M ENJOYING - COMEDY GOLD! 524 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:51,500 HERE WE GO, FOLKS! 525 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:53,542 SHOW TIME! 526 00:19:01,834 --> 00:19:03,459 [SLAB GRUNTS] 527 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:06,709 [DERBY]: WHOA! 528 00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:08,151 - WATCH OUT - FOR THOSE POWER LINES! 529 00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,167 [DERBY]: WHOA! 530 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:15,083 OOH! 531 00:19:16,959 --> 00:19:17,959 I'M OKAY! 532 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,209 [CHEERING] 533 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,250 - YEAH! - WHOO! 534 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:29,125 I GUESS THE SHOW'S OVER. 535 00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,667 YOU CAN'T PERFORM 536 00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:32,167 WITHOUT POWER. 537 00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:33,643 - I DON'T NEED A MICROPHONE - TO SOUND GREAT. 538 00:19:33,667 --> 00:19:36,417 YOU DON'T? 539 00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:37,501 I CAN DO AN INTIMATE, 540 00:19:37,502 --> 00:19:38,542 UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE. 541 00:19:38,584 --> 00:19:39,584 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! 542 00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,918 NO, IT'S NOT. 543 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:43,751 PLEASE WELCOME OUR HEADLINER, 544 00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:46,500 THE ALWAYS EFFERVESCENT ECHO! 545 00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:47,542 [CHEERING] 546 00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,250 COME ON, GATHER ROUND. 547 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,373 - THAT'S IT. - DON'T BE SHY. 548 00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:59,542 ? WISH I WERE ? 549 00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:00,752 ? CUT FROM A DIFFERENT 550 00:20:00,753 --> 00:20:01,918 CLOTH ? 551 00:20:01,959 --> 00:20:07,626 ? WANT TO BE A BUTTERFLY ? 552 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:08,689 [ADAM JOINS IN]: ? I LIVE 553 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:09,709 IN A CLOSET IN THE HALL ? 554 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:11,251 ? SO SAD 555 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,751 IT MAKES THIS MOTH BAWL ? 556 00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:13,792 ? BUTTERFLIES HAVE IT 557 00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:14,793 SO MUCH BETTER ? 558 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:16,334 ? GONNA DROWN MY SORROWS ? 559 00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:18,500 ? IN A CASHMERE SWEATER ? 560 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:19,689 ? I WISH I WERE 561 00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:20,834 A BUTTERFLY ? 562 00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:23,042 ? DRAWN TO THE FLAME ? 563 00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:25,876 ? I DIE, DIE, DIE ? 564 00:20:25,918 --> 00:20:27,542 ? I WISH I WERE A BUTTERFL... ? 565 00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:28,584 AAH! 566 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:29,626 IT BURNS! 567 00:20:32,751 --> 00:20:33,751 YEAH! 568 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:34,918 YEAH! 569 00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,751 [???] 570 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,459 I WAS AWESOME! 571 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,792 THEY LOVED MY DUET. 572 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,022 SO YOU WERE LYING TO ME 573 00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:54,209 THIS WHOLE TIME? 574 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:56,125 OH. YOU KNOW? 575 00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,959 IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS. 576 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,959 - YOU PRETENDED TO BE SUPPORTIVE - OF MY SINGING, 577 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,476 - BUT IN REALITY - YOU WERE JUST JEALOUS. 578 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,500 JEALOUS? 579 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:07,918 OF MY AMAZING VOICE. 580 00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:08,918 - ESPECIALLY SINCE YOURS - IS SO AWFUL. 581 00:21:08,959 --> 00:21:10,500 IT IS? 582 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:12,125 YEAH. 583 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,689 I HATE TO SAY IT, 584 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,209 BUT I HAVE TO BE HONEST. 585 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:16,685 - I MEAN, - IF MY VOICE WERE TERRIBLE, 586 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,667 I'D WANT YOU TO TELL ME. 587 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:20,667 YOUR VOICE IS TERRIBLE. 588 00:21:20,709 --> 00:21:22,042 OH, YOU ARE SO JEALOUS. 589 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,000 - AND WHY'D YOU GIVE THIS - TO ME? 590 00:21:26,042 --> 00:21:27,476 - TO SABOTAGE ME OR SOMETHING? - NO, NO... 591 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:28,250 WHAT DOES IT EVEN DO? 592 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:29,292 OW! 593 00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,834 [MOANS] 594 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,542 [???] 595 00:21:38,592 --> 00:21:43,142 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36648

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