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Hey, Wratherheads!
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We had an anonymous request
from one of you.
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And we liked it so much, we're doing it.
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Would you rather walk on a tight rope
over gooey sludge
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or over ice cold water?
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Strong man Ollie is ready for both.
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You guys are doing this without me?
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Sorry...
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That was also part
of the anonymous request.
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I'm coming for you, anonymous!
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Ow! After my hand heals.
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And because you guys are awesome,
you chose sludge, nature's chocolate.
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I thought nature's chocolate was--
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Wait! He can't do this.
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Mom, it's not dangerous.
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Ollie's fallen into stuff
that's way grosser from way higher.
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In our fan fiction.
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I'm stopping you
because I'm the anonymous Wratherhead.
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Oh, hello, Fred.
I see you only took half my request.
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Oh, you. We have fun, don't we?
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I'm doing this one.
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To show the Wratherheads
how much I support you.
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You just want everyone
to know you can tight rope.
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Yeah, that too.
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You know how to walk a tight rope?
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I always knew you guys were circus folk.
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It's just a little something
I picked up in college.
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The trick is to stay calm
and focus on happy things like family.
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Come to me, Momma.
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[yelling]
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[thud]
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Mom, you okay?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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But he's not!
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[screams] Sludge monster!
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Would you rather lose your phone ♪
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♪ Or give up pizza for a month ♪
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♪ Share your diary with the world ♪
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♪ Or have to eat it for your lunch ♪
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♪ Sing out of tune to your friends ♪
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♪ Or trip and fall into your crush ♪
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♪ Shave your head, paint it red ♪
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♪ Or use your dog's toothbrush ♪
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♪ We need a little Q and A ♪
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♪ Come on, Wratherheads, play along ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather do that ♪
-♪ Would you rather do that ♪
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♪ Don't matter what we do ♪
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♪ We're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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♪ Ask the world ♪
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-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
-♪ Would you rather do this ♪
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-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
-♪ Or would you rather just dance ♪
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♪ No matter what we doWe're doing it with you ♪
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♪ I'd rather do that ♪
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Ask the world!
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♪ Would you rather do that? ♪
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Only one more day, Fred.
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Then we finally get to see...
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[both]
Dude Force 5!
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[imitate explosions]
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And look what I found in my basement.
My old Dude Force action case.
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We used to play with that all the time.
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And it still has all the pieces.
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This could be worth some money.
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It's worth more than money, Cooper.
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It's our childhood.
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Priceless.
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Hey, Delaware. See you at home, Cami.
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I like your briefcase, Fred.
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My childhood is not for sale.
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I like that guy.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Where are they going?
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They're signing up
for the N.P.C. Dance Company.
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I heard it's super hard to get into.
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Kinda like my locker.
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That's not your locker.
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[giggles] Oops.
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Sorry, locker 076.
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I did some things to you
that were very out of character.
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-[music starts playing]
-Who needs a dance team to dance?
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Not us.
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Come on, you two.
Meeting's about to start.
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You heard her, let's go!
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Are we really doing this?
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I get that feeling too sometimes.
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Like we're just plastic figures
in someone else's snow globe.
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There's that.
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And I just can't believe
we're actually thinking about auditioning.
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All right. We've only got a few open spots
so the competition is tight.
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Every year,
the N.P.C. Dance Company dominates
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because every girl who makes it
is committed to one thing.
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Dance!
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Sorry, it sounded like a question.
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We're committed to the team.
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Tryouts are here tomorrow.
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I posted a routine for you to learn.
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You'll see by the choreography,
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you want to audition
in groups of two or three.
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If you're interested, come sign up.
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Thanks for pulling me in here.
I'm psyched we're doing this together.
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Me too. I just can't find a pen.
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I swore I put one in my backpack.
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That's not your backpack.
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Didn't think I packed
a jockstrap this morning.
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Mommy, are you broken?
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Aw, no, sweetie.
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Just nursing my tight rope injury.
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Truth is, I'm looking forward
to a Saturday of doing nothing.
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You deserve it.
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Can you make me breakfast now?
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You know how to pour a bowl of cereal.
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Do I?
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Ooh! Charlotte.
Just the person I wanted to see.
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Aw, someone's chomping at the bit
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to hear the Glamtronics'
new 19-minute a cappella song.
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Oh, you know me.
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But first, I need a favor.
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This contract for the Miller family
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has to be at my office
before it closes at 5:00.
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Absolutely, Mom. Now let me find middle C.
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[vocalizes]
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-[vocalizes]
-Or I could give you
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20 bucks to take the envelope now.
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♪ Well, worry you shall not ♪
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♪ This will be delivered to the spot ♪
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Just a little preview.
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Breakfast is served.
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[text message notification]
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Oh, shoot. Caleb just got us passes
to the exotic bird exhibit at the zoo.
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Aw, sweetie. I'm so sorry.
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No, I want to go but I have to get
these important documents to Mom's office.
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Any chance you can deliver them for me?
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Charlotte, I'm a busy girl.
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I'll give you the 20 bucks
Mom gave me plus another 10.
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Not so busy anymore.
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Thanks, and this is important,
so it has to get to her office by 5:00.
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Now I'm off to see
my favorite flightless bird.
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I'd ask you to guess but from your face,
I can tell that you're not very emu-sed.
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I'll go.
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That may look like Cami, but it could be
double agent Ramikoff in a wig.
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Lucky for us,
I have my retinal eye scanner.
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[screams] I can't see!
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[sighs] Fourth time today.
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Don't mind him,
we're just excited to see...
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[both]
Dude Force 5!
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[imitate explosions]
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Hey!
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I've got a mission
for you two action heroes.
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Nah, forget it.
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It's too dangerous.
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Did somebody say "dangerous"?
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It's a top-secret delivery for Mom.
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But for me to trust you...
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it's gonna cost you five bucks.
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Ah, shoot. I only have a ten.
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You want the mission or not?
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Fred, don't be a fool. Give her the money!
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This has to be dropped off
at Mom's office by 5:00.
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Did we just pay her ten bucks
to run an errand?
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We sure did.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Wow. Tara can really dance.
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It's gonna be tough,
but we'll practice until we get it right.
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I'll record us.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Hey! That was awesome.
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How great do we look?
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Perfect!
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Aside from that face thing you were doing.
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What face thing?
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Uhh...
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The excitement on your face.
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Right?
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Wanna move on to the next section?
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Yeah! Yeah, we should definitely move on.
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Those Dude Force guys kick butt.
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I'm pretty sure you can't skateboard
in space, but I don't care.
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The Dude Force eats logic for lunch.
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Oh, I forgot Mom's envelope.
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Whoa! No reentering the theater.
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Oh, I forgot something. I'll be quick.
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Ugh! You think you're the first punk
to try to sneak back into a movie?
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Oh, no. It's not like that.
It's an envelope for my mom.
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I left it under my seat.
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A mom card?
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Nice touch!
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No can do.
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The only no can do here
is your one-size-does-not-fit-all vest.
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What if I buy another ticket?
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Sorry. Sold out.
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If there is an envelope,
it'll be in the lost and found tonight.
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Now, beat it!
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Tonight? I have to deliver it before 5:00!
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He can't stop us if he can't see us.
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Dude Force smoke screen!
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Everything okay over here, Zachers?
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Yup. I was just about to ban these two
for trying to sneak back in.
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Oh, that's a major no-sies.
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Dude Force really
brings out the naughty boys.
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We're not naughty boys. We're dudes.
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Ah! Careful with my blazer.
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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How we looking?
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Like nothing I've ever seen before.
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Ollie! Go away. Stop staring.
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I want to...
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but I can't.
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It's like her neck and face
are having an argument.
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But the face wants to leave because it's--
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Hey, Delaware.
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Wanna get us some water?
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Sure. I could use a break.
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-[sighs]
-But the neck feels like
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it wants to headbutt the face.
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I get it, Ollie!
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She has bad dance face.
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There's no way we'll make the team
with her making that expression.
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Just tell Delaware to stop doing it.
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I can't.
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It would hurt her feelings.
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-[snaps fingers]
-I know what to do.
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Here. Text Mom and tell her I'm streaming.
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Hey, Wratherheads.
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I could use a little help.
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Would you rather point out
your friend's weird flaw--
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Weird doesn't even begin to describe it--
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-Ahhh!
-Or...
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Not say anything but hurt your chances
to get something you really want?
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They say...
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Tell your friend.
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Good. Because if you had seen what I saw--
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Thanks, Wratherheads!
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All right, team,
this is a top-secret mission.
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Which is why I've assembled
only the best and the brightest.
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So why are they here?
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Ha ha! Burn!
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How could you two knuckleheads
lose the envelope?
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I thought it was pretty clear in my text
that it was all Cooper's fault.
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Mom trusted me with these documents.
We have to get them to her office by 5:00.
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But the movie doesn't end until 5:15.
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We can't get into the theater before then.
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And I'm feeling a nap coming on.
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That's where my plan comes in.
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You sent for my memory foam pillow?
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Charlotte, you're not banned.
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[dramatically]
It's your job to get inside the building,
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then sneak the rest of us
through the exit only door.
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Do you have to lay out the plan
in that creepy voice?
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Yes.
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Ollie, I want you to--
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Got it.
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You didn't let me finish.
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I know. But I'm up for anything.
255
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,042
Except riding a pig.
256
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,205
Wait! I take that back.
257
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:02,581
I'll ride a pig.
258
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,380
How am I supposed to get in, anyways?
259
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,748
Glad you asked.
260
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:11,044
We use a series of cables and pulleys
to lower you right into the lobby.
261
00:12:11,125 --> 00:12:14,665
Wouldn't it be easier if she just
pretended to apply for that job opening?
262
00:12:16,417 --> 00:12:19,077
A dude never contradicts another dude.
263
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,830
But, yeah, it's a much better idea.
264
00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:27,375
Anyway, that's the story
of how I got this pen.
265
00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:30,004
Now...
266
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,673
This pen...
267
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,170
That's a whole another story.
268
00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:36,498
-So...
-Cami, no one likes a good pen story
269
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:37,833
more than me.
270
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,457
But shouldn't we be practicing
the dance routine?
271
00:12:42,834 --> 00:12:44,634
Delaware, I need to tell you something.
272
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,631
You kinda make this weird face
when you dance.
273
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:49,879
Really?
274
00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:54,922
[music playing]
275
00:12:57,208 --> 00:13:00,128
Ohh, yeah. That's my concentration face.
276
00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:01,668
You should see me shuck corn.
277
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:05,920
But, how come you didn't make it
yesterday when we were dancing?
278
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,330
I guess it's 'cause
we were just goofing around.
279
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:11,037
These are new steps
so I've really been focusing.
280
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,791
Okay, well...
281
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:17,455
Maybe we can train your face
not to do that with some tape?
282
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,536
Or they could just get
a big dose of dance face
283
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,995
and we'll have some fun.
284
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,173
No, it's not gonna be fun
if we both don't get in.
285
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:29,325
Huh? Huh? This could work.
Just don't concentrate and hold still.
286
00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,787
Cami, it's okay.
287
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:33,575
I was just doing this for fun but...
288
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:36,537
if you're getting serious about it,
then I'll back out.
289
00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:38,955
I don't want to be the reason
you don't make the team.
290
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,170
Are you sure?
291
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:45,210
Absolutely. I'll be there to cheer you on.
292
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,672
You'll do great.
293
00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:58,205
Hiya! Are ya here for the job opening?
294
00:13:58,291 --> 00:14:00,631
Jeri Hunzinger, Cineplex manager.
295
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,999
Oh. Yes, yes, I am.
296
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:05,043
And that's it, just that.
Not here for a movie.
297
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,205
But I like movies. [laughs nervously]
298
00:14:07,291 --> 00:14:08,831
I just don't like movies today.
299
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,627
I mean, I like movies today,
I just don't want to see one today.
300
00:14:11,709 --> 00:14:12,919
Can I use your bathroom?
301
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:16,041
You betcha. Just down the hall.
302
00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:17,165
Okay.
303
00:14:22,291 --> 00:14:24,421
Now we have to break
into the projection room,
304
00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,540
stop the movie, and as people exit,
305
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,825
we slip into the theater
and grab that envelope.
306
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,787
Get back! I'll distract the manager
while you guys sneak over there.
307
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,213
There you are. Thought we'd lost ya.
308
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:38,211
Nope, here I am. Back from the bathroom.
309
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,381
Not anywhere else.
310
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,379
Why don't we sit over here?
311
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,828
Uh, can I sit there?
312
00:14:42,917 --> 00:14:44,707
Okay. Why?
313
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:46,462
[stammering] Uh... I...
314
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:48,422
I have to keep an eye on the plants.
315
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,330
I don't trust them, it goes back to a...
traumatic camping trip.
316
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,920
Those plants aren't real.
317
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,330
They are to me.
318
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,502
So, tell me about yourself.
319
00:14:58,583 --> 00:14:59,923
I know you don't like plants.
320
00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,957
Well, I come from a big family.
321
00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:05,291
Two brothers, and a sister.
324
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,375
And why do you want to work here?
322
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,668
Uh... the people, really. I just...
323
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,000
love people...
324
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:14,625
-[sneezes]
-Get down!
325
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,997
Sorry about yelling.
I thought I saw a plant coming at me.
326
00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,785
Uh-oh. It's locked.
327
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:32,245
Cooper, I know the case has let us down
but we owe her one more chance.
328
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,328
We're gonna burn right through that lock.
329
00:15:37,834 --> 00:15:40,334
Come on, Dude Force Laser Putty.
330
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,500
[poof]
331
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:47,380
Like our childhood, poof and it's gone.
332
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,633
If we can't stop the movie
and empty the theater,
333
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,419
we'll never get that envelope back.
334
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,330
Well, we need a key card to this door.
335
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:03,922
Ollie, we need you to distract the usher
so we can get that key card.
336
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,540
I'll need a pig.
337
00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,535
No.
338
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,037
Fine.
339
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,705
Excuse me.
I know my times tables, wanna hear?
340
00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:16,632
One times one is one.
341
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,499
Two times two is four.
342
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:21,213
Three times three is...
343
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,671
I can count to 50!
344
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,960
-[scoffs]
-One, two...
345
00:16:25,041 --> 00:16:26,541
three, four...
346
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,415
-Five...
-[Fred] Ow! Leg cramp.
347
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:30,785
Why is this here?
348
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:32,035
Hey!
349
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,829
Now I have to start over.
350
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:37,247
-One, two--
-I get it!
351
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:38,833
You can count!
352
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,544
[sighs] That was close.
353
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:43,825
How did you move so fast?
354
00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,957
I'm very motivated by fear.
355
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,919
Well, we still need that key card.
356
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,250
This key card?
357
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,957
You two owe me big time.
358
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,461
You made me do math.
359
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:00,964
Hey.
360
00:17:01,041 --> 00:17:01,961
[turns off TV]
361
00:17:02,083 --> 00:17:05,173
Why did Delaware leave? Everything okay?
362
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:06,290
Not really.
363
00:17:07,291 --> 00:17:08,921
It's about our dance tryouts.
364
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:12,423
She makes a weird face
when she dances and...
365
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,830
since she didn't want to ruin my audition,
she decided to quit.
366
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,420
She's a good friend, that one.
367
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,000
You still gonna try out?
368
00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:21,503
You think I should?
369
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,083
I mean, I really wanna be on that team.
370
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:25,996
You know how I get when I want something.
371
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,003
Do I? We have a second story
on this house because of you.
372
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,625
But it's also something
Delaware and I wanted to do together.
373
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,995
Sounds like you have
a big decision to make.
374
00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:39,173
Can't you just make it for me?
375
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,250
Now what kind of mom
would I be if I did that?
376
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,673
Best mom ever?
377
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,247
Well, I am that.
378
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:48,083
But still, you have to make the decision.
379
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,080
Hey, wait, um, can you hand me the remote?
380
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,627
You've been binging all day.
381
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,789
What kind of daughter
would I be if I did that?
382
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:02,631
Well played.
383
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:06,825
We only have half an hour!
384
00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:09,077
Any ideas how to turn this thing off?
385
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:12,456
It's a pretty sophisticated machine.
This could take forever.
386
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,792
Maybe this "off" switch will work.
387
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,040
Looking for this?
388
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:20,917
Toilet paper?
389
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,170
Oh.
390
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,250
I was in the middle
of restocking the restroom.
391
00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:26,043
I meant this.
392
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:31,000
[upbeat music playing]
393
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,580
Oh, good, you're here.
394
00:18:35,667 --> 00:18:36,787
Of course I'm here.
395
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,125
I told you I'd support you.
396
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:39,748
But I don't want your support.
397
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,084
Okay.
398
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,576
Then, I'll support that girl.
399
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:45,327
Girl in blue! Girl in blue!
400
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,212
Whoo!
401
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,831
No, Delaware.
402
00:18:49,917 --> 00:18:51,957
I wanna do this.
But I wanna do this with you.
403
00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,334
I told you,
I don't want to ruin your chances.
404
00:18:55,875 --> 00:19:00,075
Oh. My friend's done.
Nice job, girl in blue! Whoo!
405
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,668
Cami and Delaware, you guys are next.
406
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,250
Okay, we just need a second.
407
00:19:05,333 --> 00:19:09,003
Look, I'm sorry I didn't stop you before.
408
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:11,923
We're a team. So let's go have fun.
409
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,380
Cami, I'm not going up there.
410
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:15,788
Okay then.
411
00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,665
We're skipping
the auditions today. Thank you.
412
00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,631
Let's go.
413
00:19:21,709 --> 00:19:23,329
Why are you doing this?
414
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:25,247
Because I messed up.
415
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,543
We got into this to have fun together.
416
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,455
If we make it, great.
417
00:19:30,542 --> 00:19:32,542
If we don't, we'll go get ice cream.
418
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:34,035
Okay. I'll do it.
419
00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,205
But either way, we're getting ice cream.
420
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:37,882
Yes!
421
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,039
We've changed our minds.
422
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,205
-Can we still go?
-Hurry up!
423
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,290
Girl in blue, I'm expecting
a couple woot-woot's outta you.
424
00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:52,628
[upbeat music playing]
428
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,458
Now if you accept the job,
you should know:
425
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,882
more ice in the cup equals less soda.
426
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,419
Little known secret.
427
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:16,206
Not really.
428
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,825
Seems like ol' Jer's looking at a smarty.
429
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,998
You can't just keep my envelope.
430
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,793
Sure I can. I'm the head usher.
431
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:30,035
All you do is a hold a flashlight
and tell people to turn off their phones.
432
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:32,165
Now you know why I'm so angry.
433
00:20:34,208 --> 00:20:35,378
Think, Charlotte, think.
434
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,037
[Jeri] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
435
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,705
I take back my smarty comment.
436
00:20:41,792 --> 00:20:43,132
Sorry, it's stuck.
437
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,578
Hey!
438
00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:47,827
Agent Fred, you're up.
439
00:20:47,917 --> 00:20:49,077
Me? Why me?
440
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,420
It worked!
441
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,880
Davis, get that envelope!
442
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:57,959
[Fred groans] Uh, Ollie!
443
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:02,133
-Ollie, watch out!
-Trade ya, key card!
444
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:03,794
[Usher grunts]
445
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:05,583
Go, go, go!
446
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:09,955
You've been Dude Force'd.
447
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,133
Well, Tara saw my face
and didn't run away screaming.
448
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:19,745
Whatever she says, I had a great time.
449
00:21:19,834 --> 00:21:21,384
Me too.
450
00:21:22,917 --> 00:21:25,327
If I call your name, step forward.
451
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,213
Vicki.
452
00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,915
Kate.
453
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,500
Cami.
454
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,375
And Tina.
455
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,880
To those I called...
456
00:21:38,959 --> 00:21:40,669
sorry, you didn't make it.
457
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,830
The rest of you,
congratulations, you're on the team.
458
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,250
Perimeter secured.
459
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,213
The emu has landed,
I repeat, the emu has landed.
460
00:22:00,166 --> 00:22:02,996
Here's the package,
before 5:00 p.m. as promised.
461
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,253
It's imperative our identity
remain a secret.
462
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:08,213
As far as you're concerned,
this never happened.
463
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,541
Nod if you understand.
464
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,495
[Charlotte clears throat]
465
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,753
Can you call our mom
and tell her we're on our way home?
466
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,424
Our cover is blown, run!
467
00:22:19,917 --> 00:22:21,247
[woman] We sound fantastic.
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