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Your attention please.
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We have a special guest with us today,
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a member of seven all-state squads...
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in football, basketball and baseball,
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the most popular student in his class,
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a heck of an athlete and a hell of a guy,
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you know him as number 28,
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Brad Bender.
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You dog.
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Good morning, sunshine.
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You made all-state.
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I always make all-state. Now, hurry up and
eat your food, or you'll be late for school.
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Your father and Shelly already left.
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Lightly toasted, mom.
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Lightly toasted.
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This morning's Sports Spot hotshot
is the toast of Rockridge High,
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Brad Bender,
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who's made yet another
all-state squad...
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and this time in swimming, sports fans.
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There's just no stopping this kid
when it comes to racking up the records.
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Boom, boom, pow!
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All-state in soccer, football, track.
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All season long
it's been Bender, Bender, Bender!
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Yes, I tell you-
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Well, we're in
an all-state mood today.
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Well, they're announcing
the prom king today.
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And you have a little feeling,
you devil.
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So tell me, your highness,
who is gonna be your queen?
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Janet, Cindy, Laura, Sonya?
Hey, Bender. Where are you?
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Or Becky, Juliette.
The possibilities are staggering.
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Take Shirley Crater, ace.
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Morning, Mrs. Bender.
Oh, Bradley, really.
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Here comes breakfast!
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Shirley is a perfectly nice girl.
Perfectly nice girl.
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She's a bow-wow. Let Cliff Coren take her.
He likes animals.
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You got something for me?
Don't I always?
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Here's the breakdown. The Rockridge
prom kings from the last 10 years.
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Letterman, letterman, quarterback,
all-star, all-state, every year, every time.
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Are there any student body presidents?
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Would you stop worrying about Cliff?
It's all set.
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You get the crown, the throne,
the robe, and he gets... Shirley.
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It's 7:30. So what do you say, chief?
You need a ride?
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What, you on your scooter, Wylie?
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Sure, why?
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No thanks, sport.
I think I'll take the Camaro.
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Well?
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Hey, it's taken.
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Yeah? You big ape.
Gimme a break!
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Morning, Stan.
You got 'em?
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Here you go. Happy birthday.
Here. Enjoy it, kids.
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Thank you so much.
Here you go. All right.
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Here, enjoy it.
Merry Christmas.
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No extra charge for the autograph.
Suitable for framing. How about that?
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Oh, look. Good morning, girls.
Next time it'll be poster size.
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There's Cliff.
No kidding.
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Oh, thanks.
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Oh, gee, sorry, Shirley,
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but I-I promised that one to, uh-
to this geek here.
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But I don't want a newspaper.
Take this or die.
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Oh.
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Well, maybe when you get some more.
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Bye.
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So if you must
chew gum between classes,
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swallow it before reentering.
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The corridor floors
are snapping like flypaper.
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Now for the announcement
you've all been waiting for:
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This year's king or queen
of the senior prom.
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Last year the most popular girl
chose her date,
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so this year,
the most popular boy will choose.
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This year we're gonna try
something different,
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something more worthwhile
than a popularity contest.
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To raise money for the library purchase
program, we're gonna have a lottery.
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And anyone who sells the most
lottery tickets in the next 24 hours...
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will be this year's Rockridge High
king of the prom.
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How many?
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This ought to cover it.
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Tonight's meteor shower is the largest
of its kind in this hemisphere...
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for as long as we've been
keeping records.
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Think you're hot stuff 'cause you got
an hour or two jump on me, huh, Bozo?
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Look at me. Do I look bothered to you?
Do I look disturbed?
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Seriously disturbed.
Yeah?
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Well, I eat twerps like you for breakfast
and spit out the pencils, okay?
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Mr. Bender,
what did I just say?
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Uh, you asked us
to take a shower tonight.
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Meteors. Uh, you asked us to
watch a meteor shower tonight.
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No, Mr. Bender.
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I told you to watch
the meteor shower tonight.
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We've been blessed with perfect weather.
So it should be quite a show.
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You're dog meat, pal.
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You're sweating, buddy.
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This table's taken.
Oh, hello, Stan.
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This really is the best table.
People like to put it down.
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- But it really is the nicest spot in the cafeteria.
- It's taken.
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I know nobody's supposed to sit here,
but I'm sure Brad won't mind.
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I like your shirt.
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Do you suppose I could just wait here
until he comes?
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We'd have lots to talk about. And I think
it would make a positive statement.
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You know, he's popular
and I'm- I'm intelligent.
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And if intelligent people and popular
people get together just once, I mean,
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the symbolism alone would be just-
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Great.
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And the more tickets you buy,
the more it cinches...
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an already foregone conclusion that...
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you will be my choice for...
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prom queen.
Thanks.
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Francine, do you think it's the glasses?
I don't know.
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Five tickets for Queen Debbie.
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I like the sound of that. It sounds
kind of... regal, don't you think?
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Is this better?
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I don't know.
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Perfect. I'm a Sagittarius.
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So prom night's in the stars.
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Can I put you down for 10 tickets?
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I'll take 10.
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One at a time.
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Selling tickets?
A worm like you, Connor?
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For Cliff. I'm selling 'em for Cliff.
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You know what this means, don't you?
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No, not-
The temple of doom!
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No!
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Wylie, you're special effects
today, aren't you?
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No, Stan is. I'm sound.
Stan.
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Oh, come on, you guys!
I got P.E. Next period!
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No, no. No, not the cauldron of terror!
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So how does the agony of defeat taste,
sport? Kind of like licking an ashtray?
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You haven't won yet, Bender.
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Listen, Cliffy, the only thing
that can stop me now...
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is an act of God.
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Brad? Brad, was that-Are you okay?
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Brad, what's going on there? Brad?
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Hello? Brad?
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You pray regularly, don't you, Cliff?
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Tell Him He missed!
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Five, three, four.
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Three even.
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I'm gonna recalibrate here.
Go to range two.
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- There's a report of a second meteor coming down.
- I've got four.
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Four, two. Four even.
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Eight. We're at eight.
I can't believe these levels.
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Do you suppose we can get a few
shots without you, Mr. Bender?
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Okay. Yeah, sure.
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Yeah, sure.
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I love it. I love it.
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This is incredible.
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I mean practically everything
in this room is magnetized.
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I'm surprised you're not.
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These levels are the highest I've seen.
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Have they located the other one yet?
No, they're still looking.
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Personally, I have my doubts. The odds of two
meteorites hitting on the same night are-
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I know, I know.
But the whole neighborhood saw it.
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Hey, you guys. Ow.
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You won't believe what just-
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It must be some massive internal
electromagnetic charge.
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I'd like to measure
any electrical flux.
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Where do we insert it?
Right here.
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Uh, that's a hell of a big hole, isn't it?
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Bradley, Bradley, you come out of there.
You're gonna be late for school. I'm not going.
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Why not?
I'm sick.
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- He's sick.
- He's sick?
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What do you mean you're sick?
I'm not going to school, Wylie.
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Why not?
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I can't tell you.
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I don't care what your reason is.
You've gotta go to school.
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- Now, move it, Bender. I'll see you there.
- I'm not going!
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You've got to go or you forfeit.
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I don't care about being
king of the prom.
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Or you forfeit to Cliff.
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Ouch!
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Not one word.
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There. I won. I'm going home.
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Not so fast, Bradley.
I have to count the receipts first.
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Go ahead and make it quick.
I'm sick.
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I'm going home
as soon as you announce it.
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The percentage of meteors that survive
entry into the atmosphere is so small...
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that the odds against it happening
locally to someone in our class...
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are astronomical, no pun intended.
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So, Mr. Bender,
I'd like you to write us a report...
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on what happened
at your house last night.
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Mr. Bender?
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Yeah, see you later at practice.
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"Mondo bizarro."
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Students, everyone.
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Forgive me for interrupting.
Has anyone seen Brad Bender?
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Hey, some guys are looking
for you man, scientists.
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I know. I know.
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You've seen him this morning?
Yeah, in the hallway. Why?
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Well, we located
the other meteorite and, uh-
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Have you noticed anything unusual?
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Well, we'll have to run some tests
of course, but the amazing thing-
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Wait a minute, I don't understand it.
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I've got him next period.
You can talk to him yourself.
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Fine, I'll wait right here,
if you don't mind.
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There he is.
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We'd like to talk to you,
Mr. Bender.
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I'm not gonna be your guinea pig.
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You jerk. Laura says that she's
gonna be your date for the prom.
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Hey, Brad. We wanna talk to you.
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There you are.
Jeannie says she's gonna be prom queen.
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Your attention please.
The lottery tickets have been counted.
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This year's prom king is...
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Brad Bender.
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All right. All right.
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So I'm magnetic. So what?
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Big deal.
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- So you like that, huh?
- Yeah!
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There's no need to be alarmed,
Mr. Bender.
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As far as we've been able to ascertain,
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- your magnetism poses no threat to your health.
- How the hell do you know?
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Because the other meteor crashed into a
house only a few blocks away from yours-
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The other meteorite.
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Oh, my God.
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Brad Bender.
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No!
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No, please! I'll be a good boy.
I'll abdicate to Cliff.
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I'll raise funds for charity.
I'll prevent forest fires.
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I'll save the whales.
I'll help Jerry's Kids.
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I'll listen to Menudo records.
Anything!
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No!
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No!
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No!
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