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Now look mysterious.
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Great.
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Now hungry. Like it, love it!
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Okay, now confused.
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-How do I do confused?
-Perfect!
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Darn, we're out of film.
And I'm out of money.
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Me, too. I already spent
all my allowance.
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Wait, today's the first Monday
of the month.
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Allowance day. We're saved!
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Save that face! I want to use it later.
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Dad, I am so glad you're home!
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Aw, that's so sweet!
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You want that allowance
electronically or in cash?
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-Cash please.
-All right.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You know, not so fast.
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Don't you owe me
for those jeans you bought yesterday?
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Who can remember that far back?
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And didn't I pay for a photo app
that makes you look like a pirate?
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We all have regrets.
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Dad, you left me with three dollars.
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What can I buy with that?
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A small fro-yo.
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Which I paid for yesterday.
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Dad, my allowance isn't cutting it.
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I need a raise,
so why don't you say a number
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and I'll say mine and we'll do
the old give and take, back and forth.
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You know, Sydney,
when I was your age, I had a job.
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Work with me, big guy!
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Oh, hi guys, hope I'm not interrupting,
but, Noodle, you left this in my car.
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I think there's
an important assignment on page 20.
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Oh, no. Gimme that.
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You're sneaking her $20?
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Mom, I'm trying to teach Sydney
some personal responsibility,
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and you need to respect that.
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You're right, I do.
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[imitating sneeze] Cheapskate.
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Your dad's right. We need jobs.
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Well, what about a lemonade stand?
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Nah, once you lose your freckles,
the market turns against you.
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You hit 10 and the party's over.
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-Hey, how about babysitting?
-Great idea!
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And we've got a hook: there's two of us!
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That's right! Double the fun,
twice the nice.
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You see where I'm going with this, girl.
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All the way to the piggy bank!
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So what should we call ourselves?
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-Toddler Tamers?
-Silly Sitters?
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-Shenani-nannies?
-Not there yet.
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Not even close.
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[theme music playing]
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♪ Like father, like daughterwe don't always agree ♪
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♪ But looking at youIs like looking at me ♪
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♪ The more things changeThe more they stay the same ♪
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♪ Like father, like daughterFrom different times ♪
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♪ Taking all the bestFrom your decade and mine ♪
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♪ The more things change ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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♪ The more they stay the same ♪
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Any hits from the babysitting app?
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No. I don't get it.
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We had our first job two weeks ago
and since then, nothing.
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And we crushed it!
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Oh, that baby got sat!
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Oh great, a bake sale!
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And all I can scrounge up is 75 cents.
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-Look, Zach Thompson!
-[coins clinking]
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Olive, what are you doing?
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I changed five poopy diapers
for that money!
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Sorry, but Zach's like
the coolest 8th-grader ever!
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He's on the swim team and voted best hair!
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I voted for him twice.
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Olive, stop staring.
You're embarrassing us.
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Hey, I think this is yours.
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And B-T-dubs,
I recommend the snickerdoodles.
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"Zank" you, "Thach".
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I mean, thank you, "Tank"!
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"Jood gob", Sydney!
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[phone dinging]
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Olive, we got a hit!
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A woman wants us
to babysit this Saturday!
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Yes! We gotta celebrate!
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We'll take half a cookie.
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Max, I'm going out Saturday night,
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so I called that sitter you like, Marla.
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I hate Marla.
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She makes me clean my room
and go to bed on time.
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Oh, that's right. I like her.
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Mom, I don't need a babysitter anymore.
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I'm a man.
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Why, because you no longer have to sit
on the pony chair when you get a haircut?
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And other man things!
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Come on, Mom!
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Think of all the money you'll save
if you don't have to pay a sitter.
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-Where are you going?
-To cancel Marla!
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Congratulations, you're a man.
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You bet I am!
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I'll also cancel the gardener.
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From now on, you're mowing the lawn.
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Can't believe my baby's babysitting.
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Okay, girl bosses. You ready to roll?
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Yep, and we got our
secret babysitting weapon:
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The Fun Funbox.
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We got puppets, face paint, balloons.
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What about the googly eyes?
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Couldn't find them.
I even put on these glasses to look.
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I still don't see
why I can't take you guys.
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Because you're so nervous
about me babysitting.
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I don't want a repeat of last time.
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Again, I had the binoculars
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because I just happened to be
bird watching in front of the house.
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Officer Flanagan understood.
Why can't you?
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Grandma, help.
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Don't worry, girls.
You watch your kid, I'll watch mine.
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Okay, boys, I rented you
a bunch of movies,
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and you have the number
of my new mobile phone.
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Whoa! You got the new tiny one!
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I did!
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Now remember, I'm trusting you
without a sitter.
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If you mess up, I will make you regret
the day you were born.
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Have fun.
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Okay, Leo, ready to watch
a little kung fu?
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Does this answer your question?
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Ha! Ha! Hee-ya!
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Not really.
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Oh man, the video store
put the wrong movie in the box.
126
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They gave us "Doll of Death."
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Isn't that that scary movie
about that maniac doll
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that kills everyone in town?
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[sighing] Yeah.
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Let's watch it!
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Are you kidding?
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My cousin fainted in that movie,
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and he's a gravedigger!
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Oh, I got an idea!
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Let's start the movie and the first person
to say "stop tape" loses.
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You're on.
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And no hiding behind hands,
pillows, or blankies.
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Oh man, we're playing street rules!
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So, Dylan's dinner is in the fridge,
bedtime is 9:00,
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and no visitors under any circumstances.
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Don't worry about a thing, Ms. Taylor.
Dylan's in great hands.
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Nobody's more fun than Olive.
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Aww, and nobody's more fun than Sydney.
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-Aww, so sweet!
-Kind of in a hurry, girls.
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Oh, right.
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And if all goes well tonight, I can
guarantee you two a lot more work.
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-Really?
-I happen to be president of the PTA
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and know a lot of people,
people who need a break from their kids.
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Oh, that came out wrong.
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There he is now.
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Hi, Dylan. I'm Sydney.
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And I'm Olive.
We're your baby-sitters tonight.
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Whoa! There's two of you?
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That's our slogan:
"Two for one and twice the fun! Ah!"
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All right.
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Good night, sweetie.
Listen to your sitters.
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[Sydney] So, Dylan...
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Are you ready for the best
babysitting experience of your life?
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Yay!
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[both] Yay!
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Yay!
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Wizard, we didn't mean to trespass
on your magical forest.
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Yes, please don't put a curse on us!
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Too late!
And now, I turn you into a cow!
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Moo! Moo!
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And I turn you into a pig!
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[Olive snorting]
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-Oink, oink!
-Moo! Moo!
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[animal noises continue]
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-Sydney, Sydney!
-Moo! Moo!
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I am not Sydney. I am a cow.
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Moo! Moo!
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So, what's going on?
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-Zach.
-Thompson.
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Hi.
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-What's up, little bro?
-What are you doing home?
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My buddy flaked on me,
so I'm gonna be chilling here.
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Have fun on the farm!
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Come on, let's keep playing!
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Just a sec.
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[girls screaming]
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So Zach's your brother?
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-Yeah.
-What's he like?
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Stinky.
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Can you be more specific?
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Why doesn't he babysit you?
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'Cause we fight.
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Why are we talking about him?
I want to have fun!
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You're right, Dylan.
Tonight is about you.
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Or should I say the wizard?
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Yes, and the wizard wants
a goblet of unicorn tears.
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Coming right up!
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Cry for me, unicorn, cry.
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Okay, I'll just think about Zach
walking in on us.
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[wailing]
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No, I meant I want apple juice.
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Oh, why didn't you say so?
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One apple juice coming right up!
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And make it quick!
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Let's not push it, Dylan.
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-Hey.
-Zach, hi.
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We met upstairs. I was the cow. Moo!
203
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So...
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You're eating a sandwich.
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Ham and Swiss, or as I like to call it,
a Zach snack attack.
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I'm gonna call it that, too.
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Unless that's weird
because my name's not Zach.
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I wish it were Zach. No, that's weirder.
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I need juice.
210
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Oh good, you're back.
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So, how were the girls
when you dropped them off?
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Did you meet the parents?
What were they like? Were they nice?
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I don't know. It was hard to hear
over the stray dogs and the wood chipper.
215
00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,417
What? Are you messing with me?
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Yes, and it's getting way too easy.
215
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Chillax, she's just babysitting!
Everything's fine.
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Of course it is. You're right.
I'm gonna call her.
217
00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:17,579
Before you do, can I peep your phone?
There's a new feature I want to show you.
218
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-Yeah, what's the feature?
-Parental control. Get some.
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[woman on TV screaming]
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-Ahh!
-We said no pillow.
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-[chainsaw buzzing on TV]
-Ahh!
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We said no hands.
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Admit it, Leo, you're scared.
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-You want to stop the tape.
-Never.
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[evil cackling on TV]
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Okay, I'm done. Turn that thing off!
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Yes! I win!
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I wasn't scared at all.
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-What are you doing?
-I'm going home.
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What? You can't leave me alone!
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-Then come with me.
-I can't!
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Then my mom will think I'm too scared
to stay by myself.
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You are too scared to stay by yourself.
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Well, I can't let her know.
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If she finds out, I'll have a babysitter
until I really am a man.
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Sorry, I gotta go call my dad.
237
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-Change your mind?
-No...
238
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Walk me to the phone?
239
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You'd never think a tiger and a parrot
could be friends.
240
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But it gives the world hope, you know?
241
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That is so deep.
242
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You wouldn't expect that
from someone who spends so much time
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with their head in the water.
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I know, people underestimate me.
245
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-[monkey chattering on TV]
-Hey, this one's my favorite!
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The monkey farts himself out of a tree.
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Hope, now humor.
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You have so many sides!
249
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:51,037
Oh, hi Zach. I'm Olive.
250
00:11:51,125 --> 00:11:53,575
-We met earlier.
-Sure, I remember.
251
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,287
-Really?
-Yeah.
252
00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:57,245
You were a pig and she was a cow.
253
00:11:59,041 --> 00:12:00,751
He's so observant!
254
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,205
Sydney, can I see you for a sec?
255
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,251
But, but, but-- Be right back.
256
00:12:09,166 --> 00:12:11,166
Sydney, you left me all alone with Dylan.
257
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:14,540
What happened to,
"Two for one and twice the fun"?
258
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:17,825
So far, it's been,
"One for one and none the fun."
259
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:20,327
You're right, you're right.
260
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:22,287
I got distracted by Zach.
261
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,455
And I'm not gonna make any excuses,
262
00:12:24,542 --> 00:12:27,382
but it was the hair and the eyes.
263
00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,958
But mostly the hair.
264
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,788
Just go upstairs and I'll get the juice.
265
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,375
Olive, the kitchen's that way.
266
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,788
Really?
267
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,665
For some reason, I want to go that way.
268
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:41,213
Let's make a pact. From now on,
269
00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,881
neither of us try to hang
with the Zach attack.
270
00:12:43,959 --> 00:12:45,579
It's what he calls ham and Swiss.
271
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,287
That's so cute!
272
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,575
It's adorable.
273
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,627
-But we're not gonna hang with him.
-No way.
274
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,543
[doorbell rings]
275
00:12:57,959 --> 00:12:58,959
-Hey!
-[Sydney] Whoa!
276
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,461
Those are Zach's cool friends.
277
00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:03,462
That's Mia and Hudson and Whitney!
278
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:05,002
[gasping] Whitney's an influencer!
279
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:07,213
She's the reason
I'm wearing this lip gloss!
280
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:10,461
I don't even like it,
but I'm under her influence!
281
00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:14,379
Wait, Zach's mom said
absolutely no friends.
282
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,458
I think we gotta ask them to leave.
283
00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:17,542
I think we do.
284
00:13:17,625 --> 00:13:20,245
Hey, listen, I know my mom
probably said no friends,
285
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,003
but you guys are cool, right?
286
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:23,497
Well, actually...
287
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,503
-Yeah, um--
-Hey, come have a slice with us.
288
00:13:25,583 --> 00:13:27,083
-Love to!
-Totally!
289
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,629
I can't believe 8th-graders
asked us to hang!
290
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:35,289
Olive, we're on the brink of coolness.
291
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:39,875
I'm excited, too, but I'm not showing it,
because I'm practicing being cool.
292
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:44,042
[sighing] But we have to do
a good job with Dylan, too.
293
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,415
No reason we can't do both.
294
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,000
Right, now set your face to babysitter.
295
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,920
-Hey, Dyl!
-Hi, buddy!
296
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,250
Where have you been?
297
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,463
Coming up with a new game we can all play.
298
00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,672
It's called, eh...
299
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,710
-Space...
-Astronaut.
300
00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:02,882
How do we play?
301
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,329
Good question.
302
00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:05,957
Olive, why don't you tell him.
303
00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,669
[chuckles] Well...
304
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,080
First, we're gonna do
some light stretching.
305
00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,004
And Sydney will tell you the rest.
306
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,575
Well, you're the space astronaut--
307
00:14:23,667 --> 00:14:25,667
Yeah! Am I gonna save the planet?
308
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,630
You took the words right out of my mouth.
309
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:32,380
But you've been caught in a force field!
310
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:37,247
-There's no escape!
-That's right.
311
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,923
Now, we're gonna go downstairs and...
312
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,960
Look for the code that shuts down
the force field?
313
00:14:42,041 --> 00:14:44,081
You've played this game before.
314
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,168
All right, Mom, I've learned my lesson.
315
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,671
I'm not gonna call Sydney.
316
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:50,960
Now where'd you hide my phone?
317
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,501
Tough cookies. Not telling.
318
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,083
You are so immature.
319
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,786
Let's play the hot and cold game!
320
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,170
Cold.
321
00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,038
Cold...
322
00:15:01,917 --> 00:15:04,707
Warm, warmer--
Oh, hot! You're burning up!
325
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:07,125
Aha, it's in the garage! I knew it!
323
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,918
[doorknob jiggling]
324
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,380
Really, Mom?
This is why we have trust issues!
325
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:20,713
And then Christine trips
326
00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:23,792
and her tacos fly
right into Amber's backpack.
327
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,878
That is so Christine!
328
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,462
-You know her?
-Huh?
329
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,705
Yeah, everyone knows Christine.
330
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:36,332
She's got the hair...
331
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:38,667
and... the teeth.
332
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:39,880
[Zach] Hey!
333
00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,329
Let's play a game.
334
00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,457
I know! Two truths and a lie.
335
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,002
You guys know how to play, right?
336
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,130
[chuckling] Do we know how to play?
337
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:50,674
[whispering] Do we?
338
00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,251
I don't.
339
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,793
-That is so Hudson!
-[all laughing]
340
00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,418
I can't believe
we're playing a game with them!
341
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,250
We are so in!
342
00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:04,463
Hey, you guys ditched me!
343
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,793
Dylan! What are you doing down here?
344
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:10,285
Hey buddy!
How about we talk over here?
345
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,540
So, how'd you get out of the force field?
346
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,245
I turned the light off.
347
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,127
I know what you're doing.
348
00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:21,458
You're trying to hang out
with my brother and his friends.
349
00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:23,542
Well, that's a pretty big accusation.
350
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:24,875
I don't know what that means,
351
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:26,709
but I know
they're not supposed to be here.
352
00:16:26,792 --> 00:16:29,712
And if you don't get rid of them,
I'm going to call my mom.
353
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,422
Are you giving us an ultimatum?
354
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,460
I don't know what that means, either.
But I'm going to say yes.
355
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:40,825
Olive, what are we going to do?
356
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,997
If Dylan tells his mom,
our babysitting careers are over.
357
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,003
But if we kick the 8th-graders out,
they'll hate us.
358
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:50,213
And I had big dreams for us,
Sydney. Big dreams.
359
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:53,331
-Sitting at their lunch table--
-I didn't even want to say it out loud.
360
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:55,578
[phone ringing]
361
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,537
Hi, Dad.
362
00:16:56,625 --> 00:16:59,205
Hey, Syd, just checking in,
seeing how everything's going.
363
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:00,581
Uh, Dad, can't talk.
364
00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:03,127
-[laughter in background]
-What's going on? I hear laughter.
365
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:04,918
[gasping] Older boy laughter!
366
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,745
Kid's brother
had some friends come over,
367
00:17:07,834 --> 00:17:09,214
but they're not supposed to be here.
368
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,711
Dealing with it. Gotta go.
369
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:13,922
-Syd? Syd! Sy--
-[door opens]
370
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,290
Hey! How'd you find your phone?
371
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,125
I remembered your old hiding spot.
372
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,078
I also found my old slide whistle.
373
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:21,076
Why would you hide this from a little boy?
374
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:26,166
'Cause one of you had to go,
and I already paid for your braces.
375
00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:33,915
Who's there?
376
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,750
I have a Wiffle bat
and I'm not afraid to use it!
377
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,332
[sighing] Oh, Mom.
378
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,710
Max, what's going on?
Why are you dressed like that?
379
00:17:45,792 --> 00:17:46,752
Dressed like what?
380
00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,785
I always wear this when you're not home.
381
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,375
I see, and where's Leo?
382
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:55,288
Leo got scared and went home.
383
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,245
But not you. You were fine, right?
384
00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:00,133
Oh yeah! But you know...
385
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,380
If it makes you feel better
for me to have a sitter...
386
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:05,754
It's okay.
387
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,134
Really? You'd do that for me?
388
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,828
That's very considerate.
389
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,247
Not that you need one.
After all, you are a man.
390
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,917
Don't you forget it.
391
00:18:17,709 --> 00:18:19,169
"Doll of Death"?
392
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,580
Where?
393
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,917
[screaming] Save yourself!
394
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,417
Olive, I think we both know
395
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,960
what we need to do
with Zach and his friends.
396
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,791
-Kick them out.
-Let them stay.
397
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:31,875
[in unison] You're right.
398
00:18:33,542 --> 00:18:35,382
Hey, listen, sorry to bail on you guys,
399
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:38,748
but Whitney just heard about a party
over on Maple, so we're gonna roll.
400
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,214
Oh, no!
401
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,251
-Could this be more perfect?
-We're saved!
402
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,633
[knocking on door]
403
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,381
Who are you?
404
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,708
I'm from Neighborhood Watch.
405
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:51,712
There's been some complaints
in the neighborhood,
406
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:54,132
so we're shutting down
all parties in this vicinity.
407
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,828
Ah, man!
408
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,247
But not the one they're going to...
409
00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,133
on Maple!
410
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:04,126
Maple, Elm, Oak... All the tree streets.
411
00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,081
Guess we'll just have to stay here.
412
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,916
Sorry, this party's gotta end, too.
413
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,920
This isn't a party. It's just a kickback.
414
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,920
It's not even a kickback. It's a hang.
415
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,080
Kickbacks, hangs, potlucks,
they're all going down.
416
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:20,382
My dad's president
of the Neighborhood Watch.
417
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,578
-What's your name?
-Uh... my name?
418
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:26,457
My name is Jerff... Fergelmeister.
419
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,582
-Can you spell that?
-No.
420
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:35,875
I've gotta check in with headquarters,
but I need whatever this is shut down.
421
00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:40,043
Well, you heard Jerff.
Sounds like he meant business.
422
00:19:40,709 --> 00:19:42,209
Forget Jerff.
423
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,211
There's no way a hang is on the list.
424
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,631
Yeah, we're staying here.
425
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:47,957
[sighing] What now?
426
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,751
Let's put on our big girl pants
and do what we need to do.
427
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,670
Don't worry, Syd. I got this.
428
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,924
Zach, we have something we need to say.
429
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,130
Hey, guys, guys. Quiet.
430
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:02,708
Olive has something to say,
it sounds really important.
431
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:05,172
That's right, um...
435
00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,166
It would be really nice
if you guys would consider--
432
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,250
and this is just a request, not a demand.
433
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:12,923
-Actually more like--
-You guys gotta go.
434
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:13,830
What?
435
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,417
Sorry, Zach,
but your mom made us responsible
436
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,630
and we promised her
there wouldn't be any friends over.
437
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:21,629
So you're kicking us out?
That's such a 7th-grade move.
438
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,329
We thought you were cooler than that.
439
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:25,457
Wait, no, they're right.
440
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:28,542
My mom left them in charge,
and I don't want to get them in trouble.
441
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,125
[both] Aww!
442
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,877
Let's go. We can hang at my place.
443
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:35,079
Catch you later!
444
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,205
Olive, where are you going?
445
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,751
Again, just wanting to head that way.
446
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:42,498
Come on.
447
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,003
Now let's go tell Dylan
his babysitters are back.
448
00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:46,083
[phone dinging]
449
00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:50,038
And just in time.
His mom's five minutes away.
450
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,633
Hey, D-Man! We're back!
451
00:20:55,709 --> 00:20:58,459
And all those kids are gone,
so it's all about Dylan!
452
00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:03,002
I don't care! You guys
are the worst babysitters ever!
453
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,713
We didn't even finish
the space astronaut game.
454
00:21:05,792 --> 00:21:07,672
We only have five minutes
to make him happy.
455
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:09,330
Tick-tock, tick-tock!
456
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,290
We can still finish the game now.
457
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:13,575
I don't wanna.
458
00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:16,667
Well, I guess we're just
gonna have to finish the game ourselves.
459
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,580
Now, where were we?
460
00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:22,037
The space astronaut had just escaped
from the force field.
461
00:21:22,125 --> 00:21:26,665
But since he's not here, we the two aliens
can finally conquer Earth.
462
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,630
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
463
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,169
[both evil cackling]
464
00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:32,920
-No, you won't!
-We won't?
465
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,420
No! Space astronaut to the rescue!
466
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,790
You aliens are trapped!
467
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,325
He's right! We are!
468
00:21:42,417 --> 00:21:43,997
There's gotta be a way out!
469
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,333
Not if I wrap you in a space web!
470
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:52,630
[girls screaming]
471
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,173
Dylan, I'm home!
472
00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,495
Where is everybody?
473
00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:02,705
Oh my!
474
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,460
So looks like you had fun!
475
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,712
Best babysitters ever!
476
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,504
Please, tell your friends!
477
00:22:17,917 --> 00:22:20,207
Sorry, we're booked
for the next six Saturdays,
478
00:22:20,291 --> 00:22:22,331
but we'll call you back if anyone cancels.
479
00:22:23,917 --> 00:22:25,827
We are on fire!
480
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:30,830
We should change our slogan
to "Two for one and twice the price."
481
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,247
What happened to the fun part?
482
00:22:32,333 --> 00:22:35,003
You're right. Success has gone to my head.
483
00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,495
It's the gang! Hey, guys! It's us.
484
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,173
What?
485
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,540
They don't even remember us.
486
00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,125
Who needs 'em?
487
00:22:47,208 --> 00:22:49,708
Hey, Olive, Sydney! Have a great day!
488
00:22:50,458 --> 00:22:52,168
[both] "Zank" you, "Thach"!
489
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:54,915
[man] Oh, yeah!
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