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Nice playing, Will.
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Thanks.
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How you getting up there?
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- Going by bus.
- How long's that?
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It's... five, six hours.
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- How about some food?
- No, I'm good. I'll see you.
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- One to Knight's Ridge.
- One-way or round trip?
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- One-way. How much is that?
- $48.
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There you go.
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OK. Gate 62. That way and turn right.
Have a good trip.
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That's it.
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Oh, shit.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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No 'buca. What's the matter?
No Sambuca this time?
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- It's five in the morning, Kev.
- Is that too late or too early?
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You guys done for the night?
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- Yeah.
- Big storm.
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- I didn't have any styrofoam.
- That's OK. I'll bring 'em back.
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- OK.
- OK.
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- Bye, Kev.
- Yeah.
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- I'll see you.
- Bye.
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- What?
- The styrofoam thing creases me.
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- What are you talking about?
- First storm,
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you'd think she'd get
some styrofoam cups for, like, $1.99.
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- I'll return the mugs this time.
- Shut your fucking hole.
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- The chick's married, Tommy.
- No shit.
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- She's not home.
- Where is she?
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- Banging that guy.
- Buddy, she's sleeping.
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I'll bet $20 she's banging that guy.
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- Bad bet.
- Bad bet? Why?
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Either way, you lose.
If you win, she's bangin' him.
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If you lose, you lose 20 bucks.
Not a smart bet.
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- I can't believe her.
- You really think she is?
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- I know.
- The meat cutter?
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Yes. The fucking meat cutter.
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What future can she have?
He cuts meat!
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- You plough snow.
- At least meat you can eat.
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- Why is he here?
- He's an employee.
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All right. I'm outta here.
I'll see you at home.
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- Don't go by Jan's.
- I'm not.
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- Hey.
- You sand my lots?
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- Yeah. Don't go by there.
- I'm not. Just get my lots.
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- He's going by there.
- Without a doubt.
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- Do I got anything in my 'stache?
- You're clean.
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Willie!
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- Willie!
- Hey, Mo!
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- How you doing, man?
- All right. Good to see you.
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- Good to be back?
- I've been back four minutes.
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- You remember Cheryl and Michael Jr.?
- Wow, Mo, they're...
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cute.
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- Yeah. You still seeing that chick?
- What do you mean by seeing?
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- You're not engaged?
- No.
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Well, it's been... what, a year?
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11 months, living together for six.
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- She hasn't put pressure on you?
- Depends what you mean by pressure.
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Hey, kids.
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- Hey, you psyched for the reunion?
- Oh, yeah.
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- It's great to be back.
- The gang back together.
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- Everybody's coming?
- Oh, yeah, everybody.
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I can't wait to show you the house.
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Come over for brunch.
Sarah'll make her waffles.
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- Great. Thanks for the ride.
- No problem. You OK with this?
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Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine.
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I'm glad you're home, man.
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- All right, see you.
- See you soon.
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- See you, kids.
- Bye!
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- Hey, kids. Who wants ice cream?
- Me!
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Hello, Dad.
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- When did you get in?
- Just now. Mo picked me up.
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- Got a lot of bags. Staying long?
- I don't know.
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There's golf on TV.
Would you like to watch some golf?
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Sure.
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Why don't you put your bags upstairs
and come down and watch some golf?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hey!
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Oh, man!
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- You just getting up?
- Oh, yeah, man.
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- Wild night. I got wrecked.
- Yeah?
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- You gonna be home long?
- I don't know. We'll see.
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- You see Dad?
- Yeah. We're gonna watch some golf.
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- You missed a hell of a storm.
- Yeah.
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Hey, when did the Ryans move out?
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Ryans? I don't know. Last year.
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Who moved in?
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I don't know.
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- They got a kid?
- Do they? I don't know.
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Yeah, I think so. They got a kid.
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Yeah, I'm gonna take a dump, man.
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- Hey! Willie C! What's up?
- Paulie.
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- You remember Elle MacPherson?
- How you doin'?
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Jan's banging some meat cutter.
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- It started a month ago.
- I heard you got the ultimatum.
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Fuck that.
What right does she have to do that?
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- You've been going out seven years.
- So what's the big deal?
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- How old is Jan?
- Don't start with me...
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- She's 27.
- 27. Maybe she wants to have kids.
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So what? I wanna have kids, too,
but what's the rush?
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Kathy Lee Gifford just had a kid
and she's 45.
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- So who's this guy?
- Victor the meat cutter.
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You ready to puke? This guy's 40,
divorced and has three kids.
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So there's no way
she's getting sperm from him.
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Exactly. I knew you'd understand.
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You wanna know what really
creases me? Jan's a vegetarian.
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- Right.
- You see the hypocrisy?
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Jan's a vegetarian.
He's a meat cutter.
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Oh, wow!
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How can she live
with a man who stinks of brisket?
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Show time is 12:30
here on Sports Central.
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- You're saying six...?
- Six speakers.
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- Hey, look who's here.
- Hey! What's up?
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- Hey!
- It's Sharon. She's sleeping.
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Listen, I'll see you in a minute.
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All right.
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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- It's good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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Jesus.
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You still seeing that chick?
The lawyer?
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- Tracy, yeah.
- Tracy? What's goin' on?
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- She's great.
- And?
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- What?
- What's the deal?
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- We're going through this stage...
- They're all sisters. Trust me.
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It's one big conspiracy.
Leave it alone.
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- You been playing piano?
- Yeah. Nothing steady.
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- Good money?
- How they doing?
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All he ever thinks about
is Darian Smalls.
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- Come on! Still?
- Nothing changes around here, Will.
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Every time Sharon sees Birdy
thinking about Darian,
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it's another pound
when she looks in the mirror.
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Have you seen her?
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She's like one of those kids
Sally Struthers feeds paste to.
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- We need models.
- What?
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They're beautiful, rich, you don't
have to spend much time with them.
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Fuckers that date models,
they got it made.
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My next girlfriend's
gonna be a six-foot-tall model.
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Definitely.
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A big one.
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- Models.
- I like those chicks.
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Don't shovel much, do you?
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- What makes you say that?
- Your technique, it's sloppy.
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- You live in a city or warm climate.
- City.
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You grew up here?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Don't visit much?
- Nope.
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- Mom dead?
- You a cop?
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No.
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Yeah, my mother's dead.
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I knew it. Your dad's
kind of a sad guy.
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Your brother is kind of missing that
thing that having a mom gives you.
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It's a lonely house you got.
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What's your name?
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- Marty.
- As in Martha?
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As in Marty, named for a grandfather
I never even knew - Martin.
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So now I'm Marty.
Just Marty. A girl named Marty.
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It is the bane of my existence.
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- How old are you?
- 13, but I'm an old soul.
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So why did you come back?
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Well...
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My high school reunion.
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- Heavy.
- Yeah.
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- So what's your name?
- Willie.
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Willie, I like your 'burns.
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Thanks.
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- You're kinda cool.
- How do you mean?
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I don't know. It's just a call.
You don't think you are?
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I...
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I, um...
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No, I... I think I am.
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You are... I think.
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- Yeah?
- Maybe not.
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I'm gonna go.
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Yeah, I'll see you around...
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Marty.
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Are you Victor?
Excuse me, is your name Victor?
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See who's here?
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- Shit.
- Are you Victor?
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I'm looking for Victor
the meat cutter.
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I hit a cow
and he could slice me some steaks.
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- It's a waste to let it rot.
- You're not funny.
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I'm serious, Jan.
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I don't appreciate you burying my
driveway like some obsessed lunatic.
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- OK. That's fair.
- What do you want?
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- I wanna give you this.
- What is that?
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- It's a rump roast. Come on.
- Paul...
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Come on. At least open it.
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- I really don't think I should.
- Do you believe this?
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See what a man
has to go through for love?
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It's beautiful, Paul. It's lovely.
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- It's brown.
- Champagne. It's the newest thing.
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It's not brown.
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- Champagne? It's beautiful.
- Thank you.
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- So what are you doing?
- I can't take it.
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- Why not?
- I can't.
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- Marry me, Jan.
- No.
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- "No"? Just like that, "no"?
- No.
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- Jesus Christ, Jan!
- You're so selfish.
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Selfish? Let me explain something.
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What's in this box constitutes
30 driveways. Selfish? I think not.
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We're taking some time.
This screws everything up.
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- Paul. What are you doing?
- Chip, cut me some slack.
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- You're making a spectacle.
- It's her fault.
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Jan? Outside.
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- Look, take this ring.
- I got customers, Paul.
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- Jan.
- Paul.
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Take the fucking ring!
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- That's romantic!
- You sucked the romance out.
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This is the desperate act
of a desperate man.
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Only when faced with losing me
do you decide to do this.
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So? I didn't like the alternative.
That's how one comes to a decision.
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Wrong. One comes to a decision
based on what one wants,
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not what one doesn't want, got it?
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I got customers.
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So how's everything at home?
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It's all right. It's a little weird.
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Dad's parked in front of the TV
all the time
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and my mom's clothes
are still hanging in the closet.
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- So what did you do Christmas?
- The tiki lounge gets real busy.
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- Come on. What did you do?
- Went to Pennsylvania with Tracy.
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- Met her parents.
- Was it good?
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- It was all right.
- Right.
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How's Sharon?
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Sharon? She's OK, you know?
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Well, she's actually not that good,
you know...
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What about the other thing,
the other situation?
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Oh, Darian? It's over.
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- It's over?
- I mean it's practically over.
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Wait, it's "practically" over?
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Well, I mean it's... practically over.
It's over.
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Listen, how come you never came down
that weekend? I had the whole thing.
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You know, I got busy and...
I had to stick around, but...
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What about spring?
I'll come see you this spring.
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Now I know
what I'm doing this spring.
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Hey, Stinky Womack re-opened
The Johnson Inn.
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You wanna go by, maybe,
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- grab a beer or something?
- Yeah. Great.
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- Hey, what's up, Tommy? Who's that?
- Hey, Stinky!
237
00:23:17,203 --> 00:23:18,992
Hey, Willie!
238
00:23:19,078 --> 00:23:23,402
Hey, watch the Stinky stuff.
I'm a proprietor now.
239
00:23:23,494 --> 00:23:26,492
- Sorry, Stinky. Nice job!
- Yeah, huh?
240
00:23:26,577 --> 00:23:31,200
We got a new bar,
little fireplace, menu, apps.
241
00:23:31,287 --> 00:23:35,778
- Apps?
- Yeah. Appetisers. We got apps.
242
00:23:35,869 --> 00:23:38,357
He's the proprietor.
He's got the lingo down.
243
00:23:38,452 --> 00:23:39,910
Willie! Willie C!
244
00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:45,742
- What's up?
- What's up?
245
00:23:45,828 --> 00:23:48,446
You all right?
246
00:23:48,536 --> 00:23:50,610
Scoot over.
247
00:23:50,703 --> 00:23:54,069
- What's got him creased?
- This.
248
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,649
- What is it?
- It's a diamond.
249
00:24:01,244 --> 00:24:05,984
- Fuckin' thing's brown.
- It's champagne, the newest thing.
250
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,317
- What?
- It's a trend.
251
00:24:08,411 --> 00:24:11,574
- Frank, two beers.
- You're so uncultured.
252
00:24:11,661 --> 00:24:13,817
Champagne. It's a nice stone, Paul.
253
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:18,485
I heard about this. They're trying
to create a new market.
254
00:24:18,577 --> 00:24:23,567
Oh, right, yeah. They were calling it
"piss" but weren't moving any units.
255
00:24:23,661 --> 00:24:25,568
- What's with you?
- What?
256
00:24:25,661 --> 00:24:29,489
- How much did you pay?
- What difference does it make?
257
00:24:29,577 --> 00:24:32,148
What difference?
Diamonds are colourless.
258
00:24:32,244 --> 00:24:36,617
You buy a coloured diamond
for a girl you're not even seeing.
259
00:24:36,702 --> 00:24:39,865
- You been eating retard sandwiches.
- I don't need your shit.
260
00:24:39,952 --> 00:24:44,656
- I think you do.
- Fuck you, Mr. High Horse.
261
00:24:44,743 --> 00:24:47,197
You're like a human Geraldo episode.
262
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,738
- What does that mean?
- Guys...
263
00:24:49,827 --> 00:24:53,655
You got one broad destroying her
marriage, one destroying her stomach.
264
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:56,694
- You just watch hockey.
- Don't push it.
265
00:24:56,785 --> 00:25:00,482
What are you gonna do?
Beat me up after class?
266
00:25:00,576 --> 00:25:03,574
This ain't high school any more.
The legend's dead.
267
00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:06,492
- The legend can still fuck you up.
- Bullshit!
268
00:25:06,576 --> 00:25:08,567
- Paul...
- Butt out, Conway.
269
00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:11,777
Don't waltz in here
with your big city bullshit.
270
00:25:11,868 --> 00:25:13,526
- Fucking loser.
- Faggot.
271
00:25:13,618 --> 00:25:15,277
- Prick.
- Asshole.
272
00:25:15,368 --> 00:25:18,948
Free apps! I got free apps.
273
00:25:20,576 --> 00:25:22,070
What?
274
00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:29,273
Hey!
275
00:25:31,285 --> 00:25:32,694
Willie boy.
276
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:38,031
- What are you doin'?
- Hanging out.
277
00:25:38,118 --> 00:25:43,700
I like to mash snow, it gives me
a sense of self-satisfaction.
278
00:25:46,993 --> 00:25:50,608
- You got a girlfriend?
- Why do you ask?
279
00:25:51,785 --> 00:25:55,482
I don't know. You're a dude in flux.
280
00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:59,653
You've come back to the house
of loneliness and tears,
281
00:25:59,743 --> 00:26:05,194
to daddy downer and brother bummer,
to come to some decision about life.
282
00:26:05,285 --> 00:26:07,655
A life decision, if you will.
283
00:26:07,743 --> 00:26:11,358
You fancy yourself a perceptive
little thing, don't you?
284
00:26:11,451 --> 00:26:15,397
I don't know about "little".
I'm the tallest girl in my class.
285
00:26:15,493 --> 00:26:17,531
I may grow to be 5' 10".
286
00:26:19,826 --> 00:26:21,863
I'll be hot.
287
00:26:22,951 --> 00:26:24,444
Well...
288
00:26:24,535 --> 00:26:29,073
Am I right? Life decision? You
got the full-on Hamlet thing going?
289
00:26:29,159 --> 00:26:32,407
Hamlet? Danish prince,
couldn't make decisions.
290
00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:33,819
Yeah, I know Hamlet.
291
00:26:35,118 --> 00:26:37,950
So, about that girlfriend?
292
00:26:41,617 --> 00:26:43,524
Yeah. Yeah, there is one.
293
00:26:44,826 --> 00:26:48,654
- She want to get married?
- I think so.
294
00:26:48,742 --> 00:26:50,780
- You don't?
- I'm not sure.
295
00:26:50,867 --> 00:26:55,276
- Is she fat?
- No! She's quite nice actually.
296
00:26:55,367 --> 00:27:00,025
- So why don't you marry her?
- I knew I came for a reason!
297
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:02,025
Thank you.
298
00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:06,028
- That's OK. Tease the little kid.
- See you around.
299
00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:11,406
See ya.
300
00:27:19,034 --> 00:27:20,408
Sharon?
301
00:27:20,492 --> 00:27:23,324
Sharon? What?
302
00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:28,778
It would be nice if when we were
making love, you'd be thinking of me.
303
00:27:28,867 --> 00:27:32,232
- Huh?
- She's not gonna leave him, Tommy.
304
00:27:34,242 --> 00:27:38,651
I don't know what you're talking
about. I haven't seen her in months.
305
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:40,733
I am not stupid.
306
00:27:42,409 --> 00:27:44,779
So you wanna end this?
307
00:27:44,866 --> 00:27:48,564
That'd be convenient.
Save you the guilt? I end it?
308
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,861
Let me ask you something.
What do I do?
309
00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:59,944
The best years
of your life were high school,
310
00:28:00,033 --> 00:28:04,572
when you were the king of the hill
and Darian was your girlfriend.
311
00:28:04,658 --> 00:28:07,905
You want all that back.
I can't give that to you.
312
00:28:07,992 --> 00:28:12,945
How do I compete with a life that
is impossible for you to have again?
313
00:28:16,325 --> 00:28:20,449
You're gonna have to break up
with him now.
314
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:24,942
Getting over him, that's the hard
part. I know. Believe me, I know.
315
00:28:26,117 --> 00:28:29,647
She's right.
At first, you'll have these visions
316
00:28:29,741 --> 00:28:35,655
of you alone, 57, 58,
walking around, your hair in a bun -
317
00:28:35,741 --> 00:28:38,775
maybe you're a librarian -
heating up soup for one
318
00:28:38,866 --> 00:28:41,651
and worrying
about the cobwebs in your womb.
319
00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:46,031
- Gina.
- The visions fade, that's my point.
320
00:28:46,117 --> 00:28:49,031
You will get over him
in about two years.
321
00:28:49,117 --> 00:28:53,690
You'll be 29. It'd be better
if you were 24 now, then you'd be 26,
322
00:28:53,783 --> 00:28:55,821
but we don't choose these things.
323
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:59,984
- They choose us.
- Exactly. So, 29.
324
00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:02,824
- That's not exactly ancient.
- Not exactly 30.
325
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,396
- Which is good.
- Which is very good.
326
00:29:06,283 --> 00:29:12,149
Look, I know what you're saying
and I know how bad it looks,
327
00:29:12,241 --> 00:29:20,063
but nobody knows what it's like
when it's just the two of us.
328
00:29:20,157 --> 00:29:22,065
I love him.
329
00:29:22,157 --> 00:29:26,400
OK. No, that's fair.
330
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,487
So how is it?
331
00:29:31,616 --> 00:29:37,649
- Lately, it's not so good.
- The man can't commit.
332
00:29:37,740 --> 00:29:39,150
The man can't commit.
333
00:29:40,283 --> 00:29:43,234
Why is it
when a relationship doesn't work out,
334
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:46,855
we say it's cos they can't commit?
335
00:29:46,949 --> 00:29:51,025
- Shouldn't I take some of the blame?
- No. That is grief talking.
336
00:29:51,116 --> 00:29:54,896
- No way is that Sharon.
- It's a little grief-stricken girl
337
00:29:54,991 --> 00:29:57,112
who looks a lot like Sharon.
338
00:29:57,199 --> 00:29:59,770
I'm still not sure they're broken up.
339
00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:02,816
You're broken up, right?
340
00:30:04,615 --> 00:30:08,561
I don't know.
It's Tommy's birthday next week.
341
00:30:08,657 --> 00:30:11,146
It's on Saturday. I mean...
342
00:30:11,241 --> 00:30:14,772
Maybe if I threw him a party
with all his friends
343
00:30:14,865 --> 00:30:18,113
and we just had a nice time,
just relaxed...
344
00:30:19,241 --> 00:30:22,855
Would you guys help me organise it?
345
00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:25,858
Would you, please?
346
00:30:38,116 --> 00:30:39,656
One more.
347
00:30:40,323 --> 00:30:41,651
One more.
348
00:31:01,490 --> 00:31:06,313
Michael and my father, they both fall
off the boat, right into the lake.
349
00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:10,068
- It was classic.
- He got the picture, though.
350
00:31:10,156 --> 00:31:12,028
It's good.
351
00:31:12,115 --> 00:31:17,270
- So you been working much?
- A few nights, you know.
352
00:31:17,365 --> 00:31:21,026
But I'm actually toying
with the idea of becoming a citizen.
353
00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:23,319
Oh, what do you mean?
354
00:31:23,407 --> 00:31:29,853
Well, I got offered this sales job.
It's got a pretty good base salary,
355
00:31:29,948 --> 00:31:35,103
plus commission and...
I don't know. They'll let me know.
356
00:31:35,198 --> 00:31:38,066
- That sounds great.
- Yeah, it could be.
357
00:31:38,156 --> 00:31:39,697
Yeah.
358
00:31:40,906 --> 00:31:44,402
You... I'm gonna go get the video.
359
00:31:44,489 --> 00:31:48,779
- Of this? See him fall in... Yeah.
- You're gonna love it.
360
00:31:52,031 --> 00:31:53,488
What?
361
00:31:54,406 --> 00:31:57,439
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
362
00:31:57,531 --> 00:31:59,190
- That's bogus.
- Why?
363
00:31:59,282 --> 00:32:03,192
Cos you get that job, you won't have
any time to play the piano.
364
00:32:03,282 --> 00:32:07,357
Mo, listen, it's not happening.
It's just not happening.
365
00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:10,648
I'm getting older
and I gotta think about the future.
366
00:32:10,739 --> 00:32:13,690
You would be
the worst salesman ever, OK?
367
00:32:13,781 --> 00:32:17,644
I deal with salesmen every day
and you... you are no salesman.
368
00:32:17,739 --> 00:32:20,903
Well, thanks
for the vote of confidence.
369
00:32:20,990 --> 00:32:23,987
What the hell do you know
about office equipment?
370
00:32:24,073 --> 00:32:27,901
What do you know about kids?
You're raising two just fine.
371
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,145
- Dad!
- Sarah?
372
00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:43,563
See these guys?
Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean?
373
00:32:43,656 --> 00:32:49,439
They work all day, drink all night
for 40 fucking years.
374
00:32:49,531 --> 00:32:52,731
Two weeks out of the year,
they take a vacation.
375
00:32:52,822 --> 00:32:57,977
What do they do?
Drink all day and drink all night.
376
00:32:58,072 --> 00:33:02,776
Does this little observation
contain anything resembling a point?
377
00:33:02,863 --> 00:33:03,977
Yes, Tom.
378
00:33:04,947 --> 00:33:09,071
If we don't step it up,
we'll wind up just like Husky Pete
379
00:33:09,155 --> 00:33:11,774
and Rizzo and Sammy Bean.
380
00:33:12,322 --> 00:33:13,649
Cool.
381
00:33:14,947 --> 00:33:16,570
Cool?
382
00:33:21,406 --> 00:33:23,396
Holy shit!
383
00:33:23,947 --> 00:33:26,731
- Hi, Frank.
- Hey!
384
00:33:28,155 --> 00:33:29,696
Oh, it's good to see you.
385
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,648
- What is that?
- That is unbelievable.
386
00:33:32,738 --> 00:33:36,898
- Stink, who's the vixen?
- It's my cousin from Chicago.
387
00:33:36,989 --> 00:33:40,685
- No way.
- No way does she share your blood.
388
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:45,354
Yes, she does, and she is not only
hot, she is also completely cool.
389
00:33:45,446 --> 00:33:48,693
- Unbelievable.
- Does she have a boyfriend?
390
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:53,105
What do you think? A girl
like that's born with a boyfriend.
391
00:33:54,446 --> 00:33:57,195
I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley.
392
00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,859
- Stanley?
- Hey, you.
393
00:34:01,697 --> 00:34:05,063
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
394
00:34:05,154 --> 00:34:08,770
I got some friends
I want you to meet. Come here.
395
00:34:09,822 --> 00:34:11,978
Oh, man, this should be fun.
396
00:34:13,863 --> 00:34:18,236
Andera, this is Tommy...
397
00:34:18,321 --> 00:34:20,442
- Kev...
- Hi.
398
00:34:20,530 --> 00:34:22,734
- Paul...
- Hi.
399
00:34:22,822 --> 00:34:25,144
- Willie.
- Guys...
400
00:34:25,238 --> 00:34:27,063
- Hey, Stink.
- I'm sorry. And Mo.
401
00:34:27,154 --> 00:34:30,022
- Hi, Mo.
- Hi.
402
00:34:30,113 --> 00:34:32,483
Guys, Andera.
403
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,979
Hi.
404
00:34:35,071 --> 00:34:37,820
I'll be here if you need me.
405
00:34:37,904 --> 00:34:41,021
So what part of Chicago you from?
406
00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:46,612
- Do you know Chicago?
- Yeah... I know Soldier's Field.
407
00:34:46,697 --> 00:34:48,982
That's a football field.
408
00:34:49,071 --> 00:34:51,820
- She said it.
- So what do you do?
409
00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:58,735
- I'm in advertising.
- Advertising! That's great.
410
00:34:58,821 --> 00:35:02,269
- What do you guys do?
- What do we do?
411
00:35:02,363 --> 00:35:07,150
- Well, Paul and I have...
- ...a business.
412
00:35:07,238 --> 00:35:09,359
- Construction...
- Painting...
413
00:35:09,446 --> 00:35:12,977
- Kevin works for me.
- I work with him.
414
00:35:13,071 --> 00:35:16,483
- Mo works in a textile plant.
- I'm plant manager.
415
00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:18,608
And Willie here's a musician.
416
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:22,525
- What do you play?
- Piano.
417
00:35:22,612 --> 00:35:25,101
- Would you play something?
- No, no...
418
00:35:25,196 --> 00:35:27,814
- Hey, Will, play something.
- No...
419
00:35:27,904 --> 00:35:29,444
Come on.
420
00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:32,313
- Come on. You never play any more.
- I know.
421
00:35:32,404 --> 00:35:34,441
- He's good.
- I need a shot.
422
00:35:34,529 --> 00:35:38,392
- Do you guys want to do a shot?
- Shots? We love shots.
423
00:35:38,487 --> 00:35:44,069
- Er, woo-woos, melon balls?
- Chicks like num-nums.
424
00:35:44,153 --> 00:35:48,562
- Whiskey.
- Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is.
425
00:35:48,654 --> 00:35:50,691
- Stan, six shorts.
- Who's Stan?
426
00:35:50,779 --> 00:35:53,019
You got it.
427
00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:55,268
Thank you.
428
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:56,820
Gotcha.
429
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:58,480
Irish.
430
00:36:00,153 --> 00:36:04,099
So, Willie,
you gonna play something or what?
431
00:36:05,654 --> 00:36:07,976
All right. All right.
432
00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:09,480
All right.
433
00:36:26,195 --> 00:36:27,392
Hey, buddy.
434
00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:30,817
Why'd you mention the piano?
We can't compete with that.
435
00:36:30,903 --> 00:36:33,439
Show her how you spread mulch.
That's sexy.
436
00:36:33,529 --> 00:36:37,273
Stinky's cousin. He's related!
437
00:36:53,362 --> 00:36:55,897
What's this song?
438
00:36:55,987 --> 00:36:57,894
You don't know this?
439
00:37:30,194 --> 00:37:31,604
Take it, buddy.
440
00:38:22,944 --> 00:38:26,440
I'm done speaking to both of you, OK?
You're both fucking insane.
441
00:38:26,528 --> 00:38:31,682
You know what your problem is? MTV,
Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue.
442
00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:34,147
Yes. Let me explain something to you.
443
00:38:34,236 --> 00:38:36,605
Girls with big tits have big asses.
444
00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:40,356
Girls with little tits have
little asses. That's how it goes.
445
00:38:40,443 --> 00:38:42,648
God doesn't fuck around. He's fair.
446
00:38:42,735 --> 00:38:45,059
He gave the fatties
big, beautiful tits
447
00:38:45,152 --> 00:38:47,557
and the skinnies
little, tiny niddlers.
448
00:38:47,652 --> 00:38:50,650
It's not my rule.
If you don't like it, call him.
449
00:38:53,694 --> 00:38:55,483
Hey, Mitch.
450
00:38:55,568 --> 00:38:56,896
Thank you.
451
00:38:56,986 --> 00:38:59,438
Oh, guys, look what we have here.
452
00:38:59,527 --> 00:39:02,311
Look. Your favourite.
Oh, you like that?
453
00:39:02,402 --> 00:39:06,265
- I can go with that.
- Nice? Well, it doesn't exist.
454
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,022
Look at the hair.
It's long, flowing - like a river.
455
00:39:10,111 --> 00:39:12,101
Well, it's a fucking weave, OK?
456
00:39:12,193 --> 00:39:15,974
And the tits. Please!
I could hang my overcoat on them.
457
00:39:16,069 --> 00:39:18,687
Tits, by design, were invented
to be suckled by babies.
458
00:39:18,777 --> 00:39:22,853
Yes, they're purely functional.
These are silicone city.
459
00:39:22,944 --> 00:39:25,610
And look - my favourite,
the shaved pubis.
460
00:39:25,694 --> 00:39:29,106
Pubic hair being so unruly and all.
461
00:39:29,193 --> 00:39:32,393
This is a mockery, a sham.
This is bullshit.
462
00:39:33,735 --> 00:39:37,729
Implants, collagen, plastic,
capped teeth, the fat sucked out,
463
00:39:37,819 --> 00:39:40,981
the hair extended,
the nose fixed, the bush shaved...
464
00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:43,852
These are not real women.
They're beauty freaks.
465
00:39:43,943 --> 00:39:46,810
They make us normal women
with our wrinkles,
466
00:39:46,901 --> 00:39:51,226
our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our
cellulite, feel somehow inadequate.
467
00:39:51,318 --> 00:39:53,024
Well, I don't buy it.
468
00:39:53,110 --> 00:39:58,016
But if you think there's a chance
you could get one of these women,
469
00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:02,020
you don't give us real women
any commitment - it's pathetic.
470
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:06,648
What do you think you'll do? You'll
end up drooling in some nursing home,
471
00:40:06,734 --> 00:40:09,981
then you'll decide that it's time
to settle down, have kids?!
472
00:40:10,068 --> 00:40:12,936
You gonna find a cheerleader?
Charge it, Mitch.
473
00:40:13,026 --> 00:40:15,313
- You're oversimplifying.
- Oh, eat me!
474
00:40:15,402 --> 00:40:19,182
Look at Paul - models on the wall,
dog named Elle MacPherson.
475
00:40:19,277 --> 00:40:22,228
He's insane! He's obsessed.
You're all obsessed.
476
00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:26,312
If you had an ounce of self-esteem,
of self-worth, of self-confidence,
477
00:40:26,401 --> 00:40:31,224
you would realise that as trite as it
may sound, beauty is truly skin deep.
478
00:40:31,318 --> 00:40:35,441
And if you did hook a model,
I guarantee you'd be sick of her.
479
00:40:35,526 --> 00:40:37,813
Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her
480
00:40:37,901 --> 00:40:41,101
after about, what, 20 or 30 years?
481
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:47,400
Get over yourself. Thank you, Mitch.
Say hello to Gertrude.
482
00:40:47,484 --> 00:40:50,815
No matter how perfect the nipple,
how supple the thigh,
483
00:40:50,901 --> 00:40:54,598
unless there's some other shit
going on besides the physical,
484
00:40:54,693 --> 00:40:56,233
it's going to get old, OK?
485
00:40:56,317 --> 00:40:59,268
And you guys have got to get a grip,
486
00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:03,269
otherwise the future
of the human race is in jeopardy.
487
00:41:06,526 --> 00:41:07,983
What was that?
488
00:41:08,067 --> 00:41:09,940
I have to wait for you, Pete?
489
00:41:10,025 --> 00:41:11,732
I don't know.
490
00:41:11,818 --> 00:41:16,558
- Great ass.
- Nice tits. Come on. Let's go.
491
00:41:43,733 --> 00:41:45,890
- Hey.
- What's up?
492
00:41:45,984 --> 00:41:47,808
Nothing.
493
00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:53,480
Who's the guy?
494
00:41:54,317 --> 00:42:00,065
- Andrew Willis. He's in my class.
- Oh. He your boyfriend?
495
00:42:01,234 --> 00:42:03,769
I don't know. I guess. He's OK.
496
00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:06,604
He seemed a little short.
497
00:42:06,692 --> 00:42:10,520
- He's 12 years old, Willie.
- Oh, right.
498
00:42:11,817 --> 00:42:14,565
So, he's not really... Right.
499
00:42:14,650 --> 00:42:16,391
Are you OK?
500
00:42:16,483 --> 00:42:18,521
Yeah. Yeah, I'm... Why?
501
00:42:18,608 --> 00:42:22,816
- You seem a little flavoured today.
- No! No, I'm cool.
502
00:42:22,900 --> 00:42:24,558
Cool.
503
00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:26,060
Yeah.
504
00:42:28,192 --> 00:42:30,976
So, tell me something.
What do you kids...?
505
00:42:31,067 --> 00:42:34,397
What is it you do, kids your age,
on the weekend?
506
00:42:34,483 --> 00:42:38,311
Well, what we've been doing lately
is smoking massive amounts of drugs,
507
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,232
bingeing on Entenmanns
and listening to Pink Floyd.
508
00:42:41,316 --> 00:42:42,478
Really?
509
00:42:42,566 --> 00:42:45,233
You are flavoured today.
510
00:42:46,984 --> 00:42:49,898
- Oh, you're kidding?
- The Entenmanns part was true.
511
00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:52,898
Oh. Wow.
512
00:42:52,983 --> 00:42:57,771
So... you like this guy Andrew?
513
00:42:58,899 --> 00:43:03,522
He's OK. He's into male contraception
which is nice for a change.
514
00:43:04,817 --> 00:43:08,146
Joking.
You really got to chill, Will.
515
00:43:08,233 --> 00:43:10,354
Right. Right.
516
00:43:11,983 --> 00:43:14,850
I'm gonna go inside.
517
00:43:14,941 --> 00:43:18,022
- You sure you're OK?
- I'll be OK.
518
00:43:18,108 --> 00:43:19,849
Good.
519
00:43:22,149 --> 00:43:23,855
Hey, Marty!
520
00:43:24,732 --> 00:43:26,309
Yes?
521
00:43:27,983 --> 00:43:30,731
Ah, forgot what I was going to say.
522
00:43:33,191 --> 00:43:34,731
See you around.
523
00:43:35,732 --> 00:43:37,391
Bye.
524
00:43:40,899 --> 00:43:44,596
- I owe you five bucks, right?
- I think it's more than that.
525
00:43:44,691 --> 00:43:47,724
- This controller's broken.
- Shut up.
526
00:43:47,816 --> 00:43:50,482
- My X button doesn't work.
- You always say that.
527
00:43:50,565 --> 00:43:53,137
It's not fair. Hey, was that Tracy?
528
00:43:53,233 --> 00:43:54,725
Yep.
529
00:43:54,816 --> 00:43:56,853
- Is she hot?
- She's nice.
530
00:43:56,941 --> 00:44:00,105
Ascribe a numerical value -
face, body, personality.
531
00:44:00,191 --> 00:44:02,229
I'm not gonna do that.
532
00:44:02,315 --> 00:44:05,100
- Come on. Do it.
- Don't be vile.
533
00:44:05,191 --> 00:44:08,473
- Grow up. Do it.
- You don't have to.
534
00:44:08,565 --> 00:44:10,640
I don't know, let's see. Face...
535
00:44:10,732 --> 00:44:14,975
- We need a frame of reference.
- I thought I was vile.
536
00:44:15,066 --> 00:44:17,186
- You gotta do it proper.
- Who?
537
00:44:17,274 --> 00:44:18,980
Kelly Norman.
538
00:44:19,066 --> 00:44:23,474
All right. Let's see.
Kelly Norman - face, six;
539
00:44:23,565 --> 00:44:26,350
body, eight and a half;
540
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,348
personality, four.
541
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,391
Yes, sir.
542
00:44:31,482 --> 00:44:34,148
- Jennifer Colton.
- Jennifer Colton?
543
00:44:35,816 --> 00:44:37,557
Face, one;
544
00:44:38,232 --> 00:44:41,183
body, two; personality, three.
545
00:44:41,274 --> 00:44:45,137
- OK, I got it, so...
- Wait!
546
00:44:45,232 --> 00:44:47,685
Carmen Swisher.
547
00:44:48,357 --> 00:44:50,892
- Who?
- Carmen Swisher, man. Porn star.
548
00:44:50,982 --> 00:44:53,471
- I don't know her.
- Yeah, you do.
549
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,223
She's in Fistful Of Vixens.
550
00:44:55,315 --> 00:45:00,103
The one who gets all of her orifices
penetrated by those circus midgets?
551
00:45:00,190 --> 00:45:03,804
Oh shit, that's her?
That's her name? She's good.
552
00:45:03,898 --> 00:45:05,936
- Very talented girl.
- Very talented.
553
00:45:06,023 --> 00:45:07,681
Face, seven;
554
00:45:07,773 --> 00:45:10,309
body, nine and a half...
555
00:45:11,731 --> 00:45:14,646
and personality -
well, the sky's the limit.
556
00:45:15,815 --> 00:45:18,386
Those midgets
got a real kick out of her.
557
00:45:18,482 --> 00:45:19,725
Exactly.
558
00:45:19,815 --> 00:45:22,220
So do Tracy now.
559
00:45:22,315 --> 00:45:24,021
Tracy.
560
00:45:27,731 --> 00:45:31,642
Face - good, solid...
seven and a half.
561
00:45:32,523 --> 00:45:37,145
Body - good, solid...
seven and a half.
562
00:45:38,274 --> 00:45:42,018
Personality - good, solid...
563
00:45:43,564 --> 00:45:45,354
seven and a half.
564
00:45:45,439 --> 00:45:48,852
- Sounds excellent, man.
- When's she coming in?
565
00:45:48,940 --> 00:45:54,142
He has the puck! He shoots,
he scores. Yes! Two nothing.
566
00:45:55,982 --> 00:46:00,270
Tommy, would you mind pulling over?
I have to go to the bathroom.
567
00:46:00,356 --> 00:46:03,888
What? We're gonna be
at the restaurant in five minutes.
568
00:46:03,982 --> 00:46:07,726
No, it's gonna take longer than that.
We could just pull in here.
569
00:46:07,815 --> 00:46:10,932
The VFW? We'll be at the restaurant
in five minutes.
570
00:46:11,022 --> 00:46:14,471
I'm not feeling good.
I just need to go in quick.
571
00:46:14,564 --> 00:46:17,728
Did you eat today?
Did you eat anything?
572
00:46:17,815 --> 00:46:20,018
- I ate.
- What did you eat?
573
00:46:20,106 --> 00:46:24,265
- What did you eat?
- It doesn't matter what I ate.
574
00:46:24,356 --> 00:46:28,729
You never eat, then get stomach pains
and wonder why.
575
00:46:28,815 --> 00:46:31,931
- Cos you didn't eat.
- I did so.
576
00:46:32,022 --> 00:46:34,511
You can't do this.
It's eight o'clock...
577
00:46:34,606 --> 00:46:37,094
- Stop it.
- All right. Forget it.
578
00:46:37,189 --> 00:46:40,886
- Good.
- I'm concerned, that's all.
579
00:46:42,106 --> 00:46:43,184
Surprise!
580
00:46:53,855 --> 00:46:56,309
That's nice.
581
00:46:59,189 --> 00:47:01,594
Happy Birthday, Birdy.
582
00:47:01,689 --> 00:47:06,062
- Did you know?
- I had no idea.
583
00:47:06,147 --> 00:47:08,552
Let's get the party started.
584
00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:10,602
- I'm DJing.
- No.
585
00:47:10,689 --> 00:47:13,094
Paul, no. No Jethro Tull.
586
00:47:19,231 --> 00:47:20,937
Hey, you're looking great.
587
00:47:28,855 --> 00:47:31,853
- He didn't know.
- It was beautiful.
588
00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:43,845
- Second course.
- That's right.
589
00:47:43,939 --> 00:47:47,102
- Yo, what's up, guys?
- What's up, man?
590
00:47:50,563 --> 00:47:53,431
Spider, let me explain.
This is my domain.
591
00:47:53,522 --> 00:47:55,596
Let me explain something, my friend.
592
00:47:55,689 --> 00:47:58,093
This is my domain. I don't want...
593
00:48:04,272 --> 00:48:07,020
It ought to be Stinky's - big sign...
594
00:48:07,105 --> 00:48:09,226
Our motto - "Go ugly early".
595
00:48:13,146 --> 00:48:16,678
I like that. Stinky's.
It would look good on the matches.
596
00:48:16,772 --> 00:48:23,349
You know what I was thinking?
We planned all this in the salon...
597
00:48:23,438 --> 00:48:26,187
Congratulations to all of us.
598
00:48:26,272 --> 00:48:28,642
You're happy, I'm happy, Sharon.
599
00:48:47,272 --> 00:48:48,680
Hey, Darian.
600
00:48:50,438 --> 00:48:54,680
- What the fuck is she doing?
- Your boy's fucked now, buddy.
601
00:48:54,771 --> 00:48:58,765
- Holy shit!
- Oh, Christ!
602
00:48:58,854 --> 00:49:02,895
Food for the hungry,
drink for the thirsty...
603
00:49:05,396 --> 00:49:08,762
- Shit.
- The odds just increased.
604
00:49:08,854 --> 00:49:10,477
Fuck, man. Who told her?
605
00:49:10,562 --> 00:49:15,433
It's all right. I'm sure
she's just gonna walk right back out.
606
00:49:15,521 --> 00:49:17,262
Darian.
607
00:49:18,396 --> 00:49:21,015
- Hey.
- Happy birthday.
608
00:49:21,105 --> 00:49:25,144
- That's really nice. Thanks.
- I got this for your birthday.
609
00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:30,431
- I mean this is for you and for me.
- Thanks, guys.
610
00:49:31,896 --> 00:49:35,059
- It's too much.
- Somebody should go over.
611
00:49:35,145 --> 00:49:37,183
You smell good.
612
00:49:38,104 --> 00:49:40,937
- Let's get outta here.
- You wanna go?
613
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:44,018
- We're going!
- Fine. I'm ready to go.
614
00:49:44,104 --> 00:49:47,683
She polluted the air,
as far as I'm concerned.
615
00:49:47,771 --> 00:49:52,925
- Don't even think twice about it.
- Get home early. Pay the sitter.
616
00:49:53,688 --> 00:49:56,223
- Do you like it?
- I don't know.
617
00:49:56,312 --> 00:49:58,718
- I put the bow on.
- It's really nice.
618
00:49:58,812 --> 00:50:02,474
- Should we do something?
- What?
619
00:50:02,562 --> 00:50:04,600
What the fuck is that?
620
00:50:05,853 --> 00:50:11,009
- I don't understand.
- I have no idea why she's here.
621
00:50:11,104 --> 00:50:14,018
But it's classic Birdman.
622
00:50:14,104 --> 00:50:16,770
It's not funny, but it is true.
623
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:39,852
- Steven's in New York.
- That's great. Great.
624
00:50:40,979 --> 00:50:43,431
Kristen's with my folks.
625
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:44,930
Uh-huh.
626
00:50:51,436 --> 00:50:54,470
It was your special night, Tommy.
627
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:58,591
Why couldn't I share
in your special night?
628
00:50:58,687 --> 00:51:00,808
Because...
629
00:51:00,895 --> 00:51:02,174
Good night, Darian.
630
00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:06,926
I want you to come inside.
631
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:09,639
I'm not goin' inside.
632
00:51:09,728 --> 00:51:15,891
Come on, Tommy.
I have to give you your real present.
633
00:51:15,979 --> 00:51:19,509
What you gave me is fine, OK?
Darian, come on.
634
00:51:20,728 --> 00:51:23,097
Come on.
635
00:51:23,186 --> 00:51:25,970
You can slip into
something more comfortable.
636
00:51:26,061 --> 00:51:27,803
Like what?
637
00:51:27,895 --> 00:51:29,637
Like me.
638
00:51:42,103 --> 00:51:45,433
- Come on, Darian. I gotta go.
- Come on, Tommy. Grow up.
639
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,553
I gotta go. Just go inside, will you?
640
00:51:50,019 --> 00:51:52,093
Just get out.
641
00:52:01,144 --> 00:52:03,431
We always gotta do this, don't we?
642
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,924
Just go inside.
643
00:52:07,686 --> 00:52:09,760
OK. Fuck it.
644
00:52:13,769 --> 00:52:15,393
Stupid truck.
645
00:52:25,602 --> 00:52:28,802
All I'm saying is
you have this amazing thing,
646
00:52:28,894 --> 00:52:33,018
you got his person with all
that potential, all that future...
647
00:52:33,103 --> 00:52:36,966
This girl... is gonna be amazing.
648
00:52:37,061 --> 00:52:41,055
She's smart,
she's funny... she's hot...
649
00:52:41,144 --> 00:52:43,679
- She's 13!
- I know. Get over it.
650
00:52:43,769 --> 00:52:46,886
It's not a sexual thing. This is...
651
00:52:46,978 --> 00:52:49,015
- I could wait.
- What?
652
00:52:49,103 --> 00:52:53,807
In ten years, she'll be 23,
I'll be 39, it won't be a big deal.
653
00:52:53,894 --> 00:52:56,560
Willie... you're scaring me here.
654
00:52:56,644 --> 00:52:58,884
This girl is gonna be amazing.
655
00:53:01,143 --> 00:53:02,637
Great.
656
00:53:06,102 --> 00:53:10,807
I was actually jealous
of this little kid on a bike,
657
00:53:10,894 --> 00:53:15,717
this short little kid on a bike,
cos he gets to be her age now.
658
00:53:15,811 --> 00:53:19,886
I get to be some vile old man,
like... What's his name?
659
00:53:19,977 --> 00:53:23,840
- Roman Polanski.
- No, like... Nabokov.
660
00:53:23,935 --> 00:53:26,968
Like some Nabokov character.
661
00:53:27,060 --> 00:53:32,429
Like some old fat, hairy, fat,
stinky, putrid man.
662
00:53:32,519 --> 00:53:35,600
And...
663
00:53:35,685 --> 00:53:40,259
I don't know. You just want to say
to her in all sincerity,
664
00:53:40,352 --> 00:53:43,220
"Take me with you when you go."
665
00:53:44,352 --> 00:53:50,798
Willie, the girl was a zygote
when you were in the seventh grade.
666
00:53:53,352 --> 00:53:56,681
So what? What are you saying?
667
00:53:56,768 --> 00:54:00,596
That this is my way
of postponing the inevitable?
668
00:54:00,685 --> 00:54:03,552
My way of saying
I don't wanna grow old?
669
00:54:03,643 --> 00:54:08,466
No, I think it's your way
of saying you don't want to grow up.
670
00:54:17,309 --> 00:54:22,299
I just want something beautiful.
671
00:54:25,810 --> 00:54:28,594
We all want something beautiful.
672
00:55:00,142 --> 00:55:04,930
Hi, Mrs. Cassidy. I know it's late.
I'm sorry. Is Sharon home?
673
00:55:05,017 --> 00:55:08,514
- She's sleeping, Tom.
- Can I see her?
674
00:55:08,601 --> 00:55:11,469
- She's sleeping.
- OK.
675
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:16,558
I'm sorry. Could you just tell her
that I stopped by?
676
00:55:18,142 --> 00:55:23,512
You should know Sharon put a lot
of planning into tonight, Tom.
677
00:55:26,767 --> 00:55:29,517
Mom, it's all right. Go to bed.
678
00:55:30,059 --> 00:55:31,551
Hey.
679
00:55:31,642 --> 00:55:34,309
I just... I want to apologise.
680
00:55:35,767 --> 00:55:38,173
You don't have to. I'm fine.
681
00:55:38,268 --> 00:55:40,223
I feel that I should explain.
682
00:55:40,309 --> 00:55:44,303
You know what, Tommy?
It's a little late.
683
00:55:47,226 --> 00:55:49,465
Yeah. OK.
684
00:55:58,268 --> 00:56:00,009
All right.
685
00:57:10,225 --> 00:57:12,346
Willie C. What's up?
686
00:57:12,433 --> 00:57:14,507
- Hey, fellas.
- What's goin' on?
687
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,512
You never went home last night?
688
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:20,799
Came here. Pike is runnin'.
Haven't caught a thing.
689
00:57:20,891 --> 00:57:23,842
- Guess what I did this morning.
- What?
690
00:57:23,933 --> 00:57:28,092
Made a phone call to Stinky's cousin,
the lovely Andera.
691
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:32,721
- What happened?
- She's going out with me. Thank you.
692
00:57:32,808 --> 00:57:34,679
Like on a date?
693
00:57:35,432 --> 00:57:39,178
We didn't get into specifics.
Jealous?
694
00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:42,889
- Well...
- A little bit.
695
00:57:43,641 --> 00:57:46,592
Come on, Elle. Let's get some air.
696
00:57:54,307 --> 00:57:56,132
Jesus!
697
00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:59,466
Is that Mo?
698
00:57:59,975 --> 00:58:02,130
Fuckin' Mo has got it wired, man.
699
00:58:02,224 --> 00:58:05,222
He's like a retard
that doesn't know any better.
700
00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:09,004
He doesn't desire new experiences,
new women, nothing. Look at him.
701
00:58:09,099 --> 00:58:13,306
He's like the mental patient
that doesn't know he's mental.
702
00:58:13,391 --> 00:58:16,009
So he's perfectly content.
703
00:58:16,099 --> 00:58:20,139
- I gotta go take a piss.
- I'll see you later.
704
00:58:30,683 --> 00:58:31,879
Hey!
705
00:58:33,474 --> 00:58:35,843
I'll see you later.
706
00:58:42,266 --> 00:58:44,422
What the heck are you doing here?
707
00:58:44,516 --> 00:58:48,344
My friends are ice fishing
in the shack over there.
708
00:58:48,432 --> 00:58:50,257
Those guys are your friends?
709
00:58:50,349 --> 00:58:53,133
- You know 'em?
- They're here every Sunday.
710
00:58:53,224 --> 00:58:57,715
We call them the Drunken Dry-heavin'
Cheese-eatin' Outhouse Boys.
711
00:58:57,807 --> 00:59:00,011
They're your friends?
712
00:59:00,099 --> 00:59:03,795
- They're acquaintances, really.
- Right.
713
00:59:05,015 --> 00:59:07,006
- So, where's Scooter?
- Who?
714
00:59:07,099 --> 00:59:11,009
What's his name? Billy? Tiger?
Pookie? The kid on the bike?
715
00:59:11,099 --> 00:59:14,097
- Andrew?
- Andrew, that's it. Where is he?
716
00:59:14,182 --> 00:59:17,927
He dorked out on me.
I'm not into him any more.
717
00:59:18,015 --> 00:59:20,550
Ah. So you got someone new?
718
00:59:25,932 --> 00:59:27,887
Yep. You!
719
00:59:28,723 --> 00:59:29,718
What?
720
00:59:30,556 --> 00:59:33,471
You. You're my new boyfriend.
You up to it?
721
00:59:33,556 --> 00:59:35,179
Oh, I feel faint!
722
00:59:38,807 --> 00:59:40,762
My hero.
723
00:59:43,556 --> 00:59:46,424
So you gonna marry that girl in NYC?
724
00:59:46,515 --> 00:59:48,552
I don't know. Why?
725
00:59:49,682 --> 00:59:52,680
- I don't think you should.
- How come?
726
00:59:52,765 --> 00:59:56,675
You should wait until
you meet someone who excites you.
727
00:59:56,765 --> 00:59:59,218
Well, she may not be out there.
728
00:59:59,306 --> 01:00:02,920
It's like the Wizard of Oz.
It was in your own backyard.
729
01:00:03,014 --> 01:00:05,717
What do you mean?
730
01:00:05,807 --> 01:00:08,259
You. Me and you.
731
01:00:12,265 --> 01:00:15,132
- Really?
- Yep. You don't think?
732
01:00:15,223 --> 01:00:18,470
Well, we have a little age problem.
733
01:00:18,556 --> 01:00:21,471
I know. We're as star-crossed
as Romeo and Juliet.
734
01:00:21,556 --> 01:00:24,127
It's a tragedy
of Elizabethan proportions.
735
01:00:24,223 --> 01:00:26,628
"What light
through yonder window breaks?
736
01:00:26,722 --> 01:00:28,843
"Tis the east
and Juliet is the sun."
737
01:00:35,056 --> 01:00:36,549
- Weird.
- No way.
738
01:00:37,597 --> 01:00:40,217
So, um... So what do we do?
739
01:00:40,306 --> 01:00:44,430
Alas, poor Romeo, we can't do diddly.
You'll go to penitentiary,
740
01:00:44,514 --> 01:00:47,595
I'll be the laughing stock
of the Brownies.
741
01:00:47,681 --> 01:00:51,674
But if your feelings for me are true,
you'll wait.
742
01:00:52,639 --> 01:00:53,717
Wait?
743
01:00:55,181 --> 01:00:58,096
Yep. Wait 5 years.
744
01:00:58,181 --> 01:01:01,712
I'll be 18 and we can walk
through this world together.
745
01:01:05,806 --> 01:01:10,926
- In 5 years you won't remember me.
- William.
746
01:01:11,014 --> 01:01:14,628
I'm formed and you're not.
You have changes to go through.
747
01:01:14,722 --> 01:01:16,630
You'll change.
748
01:01:16,722 --> 01:01:19,210
And I'll be Winnie The Pooh
to your Christopher Robin.
749
01:01:19,305 --> 01:01:23,346
No literary reference left unturned.
How do you figure Pooh?
750
01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,298
Christopher Robin outgrew Pooh.
That's how it ended.
751
01:01:26,389 --> 01:01:30,133
He had Pooh when he was a child.
When he matured,
752
01:01:30,222 --> 01:01:33,802
he didn't need him any more.
753
01:01:33,889 --> 01:01:36,673
That's the saddest thing
I ever heard.
754
01:01:36,764 --> 01:01:39,299
Yeah, but it's true.
755
01:01:39,389 --> 01:01:43,845
You don't realise it now,
but you'll be doing some changing.
756
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,378
And...
757
01:01:51,639 --> 01:01:53,464
I can't be a Pooh.
758
01:01:57,972 --> 01:02:02,179
- I think I'll skate away now, Pooh.
- All right, Christopher.
759
01:02:54,471 --> 01:02:57,837
- Hey, Earl.
- Hey, good one!
760
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:12,175
Sit down here. It's a better view.
761
01:03:20,179 --> 01:03:22,004
So, where are your buddies?
762
01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:27,092
- Huh?
- Your buddies?
763
01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:29,217
Oh, they're gonna be late.
764
01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:32,421
Hi. A bottle
of your best champagne, please.
765
01:03:32,513 --> 01:03:35,760
We don't have a best champagne.
They're all the same.
766
01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:38,843
Thank you. That'll be fine.
767
01:03:45,346 --> 01:03:46,968
You really look nice.
768
01:03:48,096 --> 01:03:51,426
- What is going on?
- What do you mean?
769
01:03:51,513 --> 01:03:53,965
- What are you doing?
- What?
770
01:03:54,054 --> 01:03:58,178
- What's with this Al Capone shit?
- What Al Capone shit?
771
01:03:58,263 --> 01:04:00,004
Who's the girl?
772
01:04:00,096 --> 01:04:02,963
- What girl?
- That girl right over there.
773
01:04:04,471 --> 01:04:07,173
She's... She's my book-keeper.
774
01:04:07,263 --> 01:04:08,885
- Your book-keeper?
- Yes.
775
01:04:08,971 --> 01:04:13,379
- You are full of shit.
- She's very efficient, that girl.
776
01:04:13,470 --> 01:04:18,625
Paul, I'm gonna get up and make
the biggest scene you can imagine.
777
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,761
She's my cousin. We fell out
and we don't speak in public.
778
01:04:22,845 --> 01:04:26,507
- Bye, Paul. I'm leaving.
- All right, all right.
779
01:04:26,595 --> 01:04:29,510
She's my ex-girlfriend.
We broke up after seven years
780
01:04:29,595 --> 01:04:33,008
because she's seeing
that meat cutter over there.
781
01:04:33,096 --> 01:04:37,089
It drives me crazy, OK? And...
782
01:04:37,179 --> 01:04:40,295
I was just showing off.
783
01:04:41,512 --> 01:04:43,502
Why didn't you just tell me?
784
01:04:45,303 --> 01:04:47,757
Just please don't make a scene.
785
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:51,802
Oh, we'll make a scene.
You don't need this.
786
01:05:41,803 --> 01:05:43,877
Who is that?
787
01:05:43,970 --> 01:05:46,754
- It's Paul.
- No shit.
788
01:05:49,470 --> 01:05:51,507
- Who's the babe?
- I don't know.
789
01:05:51,594 --> 01:05:53,632
She's gorgeous.
790
01:05:54,428 --> 01:05:56,999
Well, not gorgeous like you.
791
01:05:57,095 --> 01:05:59,962
- Gorgeous just the same.
- Can we leave?
792
01:06:00,053 --> 01:06:01,462
Sure.
793
01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:21,541
Fuck!
794
01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,459
- Andera, where you goin'?
- Home.
795
01:06:32,552 --> 01:06:35,669
- Why?
- That was for you.
796
01:06:35,761 --> 01:06:39,340
I was trying to help you out.
You're such a knucklehead.
797
01:06:39,427 --> 01:06:42,628
- Come back inside.
- Bye, Paul.
798
01:06:42,719 --> 01:06:45,172
- Andera...
- Bye, Paul.
799
01:06:45,261 --> 01:06:48,128
- Come on.
- Bye, Paul.
800
01:06:48,219 --> 01:06:50,256
I'll call you tomorrow, all right?
801
01:06:51,344 --> 01:06:54,461
- She likes fresh air, you know?
- Sure.
802
01:07:51,885 --> 01:07:55,665
Hey, what you doin' out so late?
803
01:07:57,010 --> 01:08:00,174
I was out with your friend Paul.
804
01:08:01,385 --> 01:08:05,130
He's not my friend,
he lives in my house.
805
01:08:05,218 --> 01:08:08,798
I got roaches,
I got termites and I got Paul.
806
01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:11,373
- You need a lift?
- No.
807
01:08:11,468 --> 01:08:14,501
It's nice to be able
to walk after dark.
808
01:08:14,593 --> 01:08:18,172
Yeah, it's one of the few perks
of living here.
809
01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:20,084
It's a good one.
810
01:08:21,426 --> 01:08:26,416
Can I ask a question? How long have
you been with your boyfriend?
811
01:08:26,510 --> 01:08:29,757
- Eight months.
- And it's good?
812
01:08:29,843 --> 01:08:31,501
It's very good.
813
01:08:31,593 --> 01:08:33,169
He makes you happy?
814
01:08:33,260 --> 01:08:34,587
Yeah.
815
01:08:38,551 --> 01:08:44,085
I look for that in a man. The ones
who make me miserable never last.
816
01:08:44,176 --> 01:08:45,504
Right.
817
01:08:45,593 --> 01:08:50,713
There's four words I need to hear
before I go to sleep. Four words.
818
01:08:50,801 --> 01:08:54,630
Good night, sweet girl.
That's all it takes.
819
01:08:56,260 --> 01:08:58,630
I'm easy, I know.
820
01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:03,292
But a guy who can muster up those
words is a guy I'll stay with.
821
01:09:03,385 --> 01:09:06,418
Right. You sure
you don't need a ride?
822
01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:12,258
- Yeah.
- All right.
823
01:09:12,343 --> 01:09:15,045
- See you around.
- I'll see you.
824
01:09:19,884 --> 01:09:22,373
Good night, sweet girl.
825
01:09:37,093 --> 01:09:41,217
I spoke to Jan this morning
and it's obvious she no longer cares.
826
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:45,341
She ran out of that restaurant
like a maniac, but I guess later,
827
01:09:45,425 --> 01:09:48,045
she realised she didn't give a shit.
828
01:09:48,134 --> 01:09:50,457
Yeah?
829
01:09:50,550 --> 01:09:53,667
I spoke to Tracy.
She's coming up for the reunion.
830
01:09:53,759 --> 01:09:56,377
Is that right?
I gotta meet this Tracy.
831
01:09:59,133 --> 01:10:02,796
- You got to take this shit down.
- Why?
832
01:10:02,884 --> 01:10:07,126
- You're like a serial killer.
- Don't cap on my supermodels.
833
01:10:07,217 --> 01:10:09,504
- Leave it alone.
- It's creepy.
834
01:10:09,592 --> 01:10:11,797
Look who's talking,
Mr. Jerry Lee Lewis.
835
01:10:11,884 --> 01:10:14,040
Oh, fucking Mo!
836
01:10:14,133 --> 01:10:18,044
I don't judge. If she can cut
her own food, she's fair game.
837
01:10:18,133 --> 01:10:24,332
OK. All I'm saying is you got to take
all this down because it's creepy...
838
01:10:24,425 --> 01:10:29,663
Look. The supermodel's a beautiful
girl, Will. She can make you dizzy,
839
01:10:29,758 --> 01:10:31,962
like you've been drinking
Jack all morning.
840
01:10:32,050 --> 01:10:36,210
She can make you feel high for the
greatest commodity known to man -
841
01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:38,705
promise, the promise of a better day,
842
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,671
the promise of a greater hope,
843
01:10:40,758 --> 01:10:42,630
the promise of a new tomorrow.
844
01:10:42,716 --> 01:10:47,753
This particular ore can be found
in the gait of a beautiful girl -
845
01:10:47,841 --> 01:10:51,005
in her smile, in her soul,
846
01:10:51,092 --> 01:10:54,788
in the way she makes every rotten
thing about life seem OK.
847
01:10:55,925 --> 01:10:59,966
The supermodels, Willie? That's all
they are - bottled promise.
848
01:11:01,092 --> 01:11:04,255
Scenes from a new day,
hope in stiletto heels.
849
01:11:06,841 --> 01:11:13,004
I am now going to
check your freezer for human heads.
850
01:11:13,675 --> 01:11:17,585
A beautiful girl's all-powerful
and that is as good as love.
851
01:11:17,675 --> 01:11:19,251
That's as good as love.
852
01:11:20,466 --> 01:11:21,710
It's...
853
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:28,412
just that I gotta think
beyond a couple times a week.
854
01:11:28,508 --> 01:11:31,708
I feel like
the biggest scumbag on earth
855
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:34,335
every time
I see your kid smiling at me.
856
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:36,332
Look, Mommy.
857
01:11:37,466 --> 01:11:38,840
That's nice, honey.
858
01:11:40,008 --> 01:11:42,377
It's ridiculous.
859
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:45,797
It's making me nuts.
It's making you nuts.
860
01:11:45,883 --> 01:11:47,838
Sharon, Steven...
861
01:11:48,925 --> 01:11:52,586
I have worked it
so that he has no idea.
862
01:11:52,675 --> 01:11:55,921
That's cos I don't show up
at your parties drunk.
863
01:11:56,007 --> 01:12:00,712
- Sharon knew way before then.
- Maybe Steve doesn't give a shit.
864
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:05,871
Tommy, don't try to characterise
my marriage as a bad one.
865
01:12:05,966 --> 01:12:10,458
- I love Steven.
- So why are you fucking me?
866
01:12:10,549 --> 01:12:12,374
I don't know.
867
01:12:15,132 --> 01:12:17,834
But I guess I won't be any more.
868
01:12:19,049 --> 01:12:22,629
No. I guess not.
869
01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:25,462
I wonder how I'll survive.
870
01:12:25,549 --> 01:12:27,172
Oh, please!
871
01:12:34,715 --> 01:12:38,756
I told Steven
the reunion would be a total bore.
872
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:43,462
And I assume Sharon
won't be accompanying you, right?
873
01:12:43,548 --> 01:12:46,914
No, you've taken care of that.
874
01:12:47,007 --> 01:12:48,832
- Mom.
- What?
875
01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:10,631
OK, sweetie. Come on.
We'll go home, OK?
876
01:13:10,715 --> 01:13:13,085
All right, put the other arm in.
877
01:13:13,173 --> 01:13:15,211
OK. Very good.
878
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:23,125
Look. It'll be great.
We'll be there alone.
879
01:13:23,215 --> 01:13:25,834
It'll be just like the old days.
880
01:13:28,882 --> 01:13:34,546
And we'll see if you really
just broke up with me or not.
881
01:13:34,632 --> 01:13:36,421
Let's go, honey.
882
01:13:55,257 --> 01:13:56,749
Hey.
883
01:13:57,881 --> 01:14:01,294
How you doin'?
Want some wine to warm you up?
884
01:14:01,382 --> 01:14:02,838
Sure.
885
01:14:07,673 --> 01:14:09,214
Thanks, Stan.
886
01:14:38,673 --> 01:14:42,086
That was nice. Really nice.
887
01:14:43,339 --> 01:14:46,919
Less intense and emotionally
possessed than normal,
888
01:14:47,006 --> 01:14:51,166
but no less effective because
of its pointless colouration.
889
01:14:51,256 --> 01:14:52,879
Excuse me?
890
01:14:52,965 --> 01:14:57,420
My teacher's exact comment after
my first recital - Rhapsody In Blue.
891
01:14:57,506 --> 01:14:59,662
When in doubt, go Gershwin.
892
01:15:00,464 --> 01:15:02,088
You drunk?
893
01:15:03,589 --> 01:15:06,160
I don't know
but you both look beautiful.
894
01:15:08,339 --> 01:15:09,962
So why the sad face?
895
01:15:11,547 --> 01:15:15,873
Job requirement.
Happy piano players work the circus.
896
01:15:15,964 --> 01:15:19,412
I think you Knight's Ridge boys
take the ladies way too seriously.
897
01:15:19,506 --> 01:15:21,627
Only until baseball season starts.
898
01:15:21,714 --> 01:15:26,170
Pitchers and catchers report in
two months, three weeks and six days.
899
01:15:28,631 --> 01:15:31,463
- Wanna go home with me?
- No.
900
01:15:31,547 --> 01:15:36,703
OK, I had to ask. To be honest,
I don't find you at all attractive.
901
01:15:36,797 --> 01:15:38,456
- Really?
- Really.
902
01:15:38,547 --> 01:15:42,327
- So now you wanna go home with me?
- No.
903
01:15:42,422 --> 01:15:45,953
- Well, I tried every angle.
- Job requirement.
904
01:15:46,047 --> 01:15:48,038
Exactly.
905
01:15:49,381 --> 01:15:51,205
Play something else.
906
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:54,544
You don't like this boozy,
after-hours musician banter?
907
01:15:54,630 --> 01:15:57,036
Can't dance to it.
908
01:15:57,922 --> 01:16:00,078
You'd be surprised.
909
01:16:01,755 --> 01:16:06,827
OK, you've spurned
both my sexual advances,
910
01:16:06,922 --> 01:16:11,745
my attempts at conversation, so I'm
gonna reach into my bag of tricks...
911
01:16:14,339 --> 01:16:17,751
- Wanna go ice fishing?
- I'd love to.
912
01:16:19,256 --> 01:16:20,368
Great.
913
01:16:23,256 --> 01:16:27,912
You know how it is at the beginnings
when you first fall in love?
914
01:16:28,005 --> 01:16:30,458
You can't eat. You can't sleep.
915
01:16:30,546 --> 01:16:35,998
Getting a call from her makes your
day, like seeing a shooting star.
916
01:16:36,089 --> 01:16:41,042
- It's the best.
- But inevitably, it goes away.
917
01:16:41,129 --> 01:16:43,749
So, this is my thing, you see.
918
01:16:43,838 --> 01:16:48,460
Why get married now? Why not have
two, three more of those beginnings
919
01:16:48,546 --> 01:16:51,628
before I settle into the big fade?
920
01:16:51,713 --> 01:16:55,577
The big fade?
That's an awful way to put it.
921
01:16:56,713 --> 01:17:01,417
- She's coming tomorrow.
- That's obvious.
922
01:17:01,505 --> 01:17:06,458
I got no feeling about that. I got a
feeling of overwhelming ambivalence.
923
01:17:06,546 --> 01:17:10,919
But I would rather dread her arrival
than not give a shit.
924
01:17:13,421 --> 01:17:18,789
It's amazing that there's a guy
that gets to do things with you.
925
01:17:18,879 --> 01:17:22,245
He gets to make you happy,
spend evenings with you...
926
01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:24,826
Make me martinis,
listen to Van Morrison...
927
01:17:24,921 --> 01:17:28,334
- Smell your skin...
- ...after a day at the beach.
928
01:17:28,421 --> 01:17:31,869
- And read the papers...
- ...on a Sunday morning.
929
01:17:31,963 --> 01:17:36,336
A rainy Sunday morning. And pepper
your belly with baby kisses.
930
01:17:39,129 --> 01:17:40,835
Sorry...
931
01:17:42,879 --> 01:17:47,288
There's a guy out there that
thinks the same thing about Tracy.
932
01:17:48,088 --> 01:17:52,709
He's jealous of you,
you getting to do all that with her.
933
01:17:56,129 --> 01:18:00,454
Can you think of anything better than
making love to an attractive stranger
934
01:18:00,545 --> 01:18:04,622
on a frozen lake with
just an oil light to guide your way?
935
01:18:05,337 --> 01:18:07,791
Can you think of anything better?
936
01:18:07,879 --> 01:18:10,036
Going back to Chicago.
937
01:18:10,129 --> 01:18:14,703
Ice-cold martini. Van Morrison.
938
01:18:17,254 --> 01:18:19,126
Sunday papers. Got you.
939
01:18:21,337 --> 01:18:22,747
I gotta go.
940
01:18:27,337 --> 01:18:28,747
Hey.
941
01:18:29,837 --> 01:18:32,408
Why do I feel
like I'll never see you again?
942
01:18:33,462 --> 01:18:35,666
You'll see me again, Willie.
943
01:18:44,671 --> 01:18:46,079
Damn.
944
01:19:18,753 --> 01:19:20,495
Hi.
945
01:19:33,586 --> 01:19:35,127
You look awful.
946
01:19:36,254 --> 01:19:39,701
- I've been drunk for two weeks.
- Nice.
947
01:19:41,670 --> 01:19:46,327
- How was it, the drive?
- The roads were awful. Sheet ice.
948
01:19:46,419 --> 01:19:48,493
You got here safe.
I'll make you some tea.
949
01:19:54,711 --> 01:19:58,871
That was delicious.
Really superb, Tracy.
950
01:19:58,962 --> 01:20:01,450
- Thank you.
- The fact that you can cook,
951
01:20:01,544 --> 01:20:04,495
rolled into the fact
that you're a successful lawyer
952
01:20:04,586 --> 01:20:08,912
and the fact that you are stunning
to look at, just makes me insane.
953
01:20:11,253 --> 01:20:12,829
Bobby!
954
01:20:13,962 --> 01:20:15,786
I'm flattered, Bobby.
955
01:20:17,336 --> 01:20:19,373
It really was superb, Tracy.
956
01:20:21,253 --> 01:20:24,500
- All right, we're gonna shower...
- Why?
957
01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:27,916
We're going over to Mo's
for a pre-bash thing. Why?
958
01:20:28,002 --> 01:20:30,574
You want to shower first or should I?
959
01:20:30,670 --> 01:20:34,165
Why don't you shower first, Will?
960
01:20:34,253 --> 01:20:38,116
We can take the rest
of the time to bond.
961
01:20:38,211 --> 01:20:41,624
- Go ahead. I'll be fine.
- Superb.
962
01:20:43,294 --> 01:20:45,000
It really was superb, Tracy.
963
01:21:05,002 --> 01:21:06,033
Hey!
964
01:21:10,336 --> 01:21:13,204
Romeo And Juliet,
the dyslexic version.
965
01:21:14,752 --> 01:21:18,580
- What are you doing?
- Another exciting Saturday night.
966
01:21:18,669 --> 01:21:21,951
You got many exciting Saturday nights
in your future.
967
01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:24,497
Yeah. Yeah.
968
01:21:27,294 --> 01:21:30,790
- So your lady's here, huh?
- Yeah.
969
01:21:32,710 --> 01:21:37,119
I saw her. She's really pretty.
970
01:21:37,835 --> 01:21:42,043
She's OK. She's not as pretty
as you, though.
971
01:21:42,961 --> 01:21:45,579
Got that boob thing
going for her, though.
972
01:21:45,669 --> 01:21:48,869
And she can get into R-rated movies.
973
01:21:50,002 --> 01:21:55,039
Two words not in her vocabulary -
"lunch money".
974
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,826
Hey, Marty.
975
01:22:11,543 --> 01:22:14,114
I hope we stay in touch.
976
01:22:14,210 --> 01:22:20,538
Cos I hope to learn
someday about what you're doing.
977
01:22:20,627 --> 01:22:24,999
Cos I think whatever it is,
it'll be amazing.
978
01:22:27,377 --> 01:22:28,999
I really do.
979
01:22:31,085 --> 01:22:32,494
Thank you.
980
01:22:32,585 --> 01:22:34,291
You got it.
981
01:22:48,377 --> 01:22:51,576
- It was great.
- I'm glad you enjoyed it.
982
01:22:51,668 --> 01:22:55,957
- Thank you for coming.
- Trace, we gotta get going.
983
01:22:57,377 --> 01:22:58,917
Bye.
984
01:23:01,335 --> 01:23:05,826
- Take care, now. Be careful!
- Stay warm, guys.
985
01:23:07,417 --> 01:23:08,959
Bye.
986
01:23:15,668 --> 01:23:19,531
It's unbelievable. They haven't liked
anyone since Steve McQueen died.
987
01:23:19,626 --> 01:23:22,908
- You just...
- They're nice.
988
01:23:23,001 --> 01:23:26,995
Nice. They're as far away
from nice as...
989
01:23:27,085 --> 01:23:30,200
If nice is London, they are Tokyo.
990
01:23:30,292 --> 01:23:32,035
OK.
991
01:23:34,209 --> 01:23:36,246
You're nice.
992
01:23:48,167 --> 01:23:49,910
I can't believe you're not gonna go.
993
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:52,454
I'm laying low. You have fun.
994
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:56,322
You loved high school. Everybody's
gonna wonder what happened.
995
01:23:56,417 --> 01:23:59,202
So tell them I'm in Geneva,
996
01:23:59,292 --> 01:24:03,072
doing my presentation
on sub-zero water removal.
997
01:24:03,167 --> 01:24:05,703
You just wanna sit here like a loser.
998
01:24:05,792 --> 01:24:09,738
Channel 38's showing
Rich Man, Poor Man - all 12 parts.
999
01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,204
- No shit?
- Back to back.
1000
01:24:17,292 --> 01:24:20,871
Holy shit. Fuck!
1001
01:24:22,084 --> 01:24:23,363
Fuck!
1002
01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:28,496
364 nights a year I do dick.
The one night I decide to go out...
1003
01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:30,870
You gotta tape it for me.
1004
01:24:30,959 --> 01:24:33,412
- Can't do it.
- Why not?
1005
01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:35,953
You can't tape Rich Man, Poor Man.
1006
01:24:36,042 --> 01:24:40,036
You gotta watch it with the
commercials just like everybody else.
1007
01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:43,207
That's a good point.
1008
01:24:43,292 --> 01:24:45,531
Falcon Eddie.
1009
01:24:45,625 --> 01:24:50,199
Man, was there ever a more terrifying
screen villain than Falcon Eddie?
1010
01:24:50,292 --> 01:24:51,488
No.
1011
01:24:54,375 --> 01:24:56,745
- You're gonna watch it?
- Yep.
1012
01:24:56,833 --> 01:24:59,204
- All 12 parts?
- Back to back.
1013
01:25:02,250 --> 01:25:03,791
Shit.
1014
01:25:04,917 --> 01:25:08,863
It's a tough call. You're a bastard.
1015
01:25:08,959 --> 01:25:10,202
Yep.
1016
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,159
Oh, shit...
1017
01:25:20,416 --> 01:25:22,454
Don't drink too much punch.
1018
01:25:35,291 --> 01:25:37,329
Stanley, you kill me.
1019
01:25:37,416 --> 01:25:41,908
- How does that work?
- That's not what I practise...
1020
01:25:41,999 --> 01:25:44,619
- You want some more?
- Yeah.
1021
01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:48,073
Tracy. Hey, Paul. You good?
1022
01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:51,199
So, listen... I like this.
1023
01:25:51,291 --> 01:25:53,198
She makes those herself.
1024
01:25:53,291 --> 01:25:55,661
Mohammed, one white wine, please.
1025
01:25:55,749 --> 01:25:59,790
- Willie, she is delightful.
- Delightful? Are you Rex Harrison?
1026
01:25:59,874 --> 01:26:02,658
She's amazing.
What is your malfunction?
1027
01:26:02,749 --> 01:26:07,490
She's smart, she's funny,
she's got a great ass, nice rack...
1028
01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:10,829
- Nice rack.
- She's charming, rich, great ass...
1029
01:26:10,916 --> 01:26:13,949
- You mentioned that.
- It's that good, Will.
1030
01:26:18,124 --> 01:26:20,577
- Hey, Frank?
- Hey, Tommy.
1031
01:26:20,666 --> 01:26:23,580
- Get a Bud?
- Sure.
1032
01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:45,616
- You're beautiful.
- Always room for improvement.
1033
01:26:45,707 --> 01:26:49,156
Do you know who you look like?
Ally Sheedy.
1034
01:26:49,249 --> 01:26:52,661
Do you know Ally Sheedy?
Whatever happened to her?
1035
01:26:52,749 --> 01:26:56,080
She was in The Breakfast Club
with the Estevez brothers.
1036
01:26:56,165 --> 01:26:59,116
- That's right.
- I've never seen her since.
1037
01:26:59,207 --> 01:27:02,454
- Did you ever see Misery?
- No.
1038
01:27:02,540 --> 01:27:07,874
- Cos you remind me of Kathy Bates.
- Oh, don't you say that!
1039
01:27:07,958 --> 01:27:11,821
Did you hear Andera
went back to Chicago?
1040
01:27:11,916 --> 01:27:15,447
She was supposed to stay
for the reunion, but she just left.
1041
01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:17,330
Really?
1042
01:27:18,457 --> 01:27:21,408
What did you do to her in that shack?
1043
01:27:21,499 --> 01:27:24,450
I told you, we just talked.
1044
01:27:24,540 --> 01:27:28,534
- You told her things, didn't you?
- What things?
1045
01:27:28,624 --> 01:27:32,948
- You let her behind the curtain.
- Maybe she missed her boyfriend.
1046
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:35,872
You let her
behind the curtain. I know.
1047
01:27:35,957 --> 01:27:37,664
Never let 'em behind, Will.
1048
01:27:37,748 --> 01:27:42,620
You never let them see the old man
working the levers of the great Oz.
1049
01:27:42,706 --> 01:27:46,072
They're all sisters, Willie.
They aren't allowed back there.
1050
01:27:46,165 --> 01:27:47,823
They mustn't see.
1051
01:27:50,706 --> 01:27:55,862
Tell me the truth. You stay up nights
thinking about this shit?
1052
01:27:55,957 --> 01:27:58,575
You say it like it's a bad thing.
1053
01:28:20,249 --> 01:28:22,368
Hi, Darian. Good to see you.
1054
01:28:22,456 --> 01:28:23,830
Susan.
1055
01:28:26,331 --> 01:28:29,282
- ...and your last name?
- Smalls.
1056
01:28:33,206 --> 01:28:36,370
Say, didn't you used to be
Darian Smalls?
1057
01:28:36,456 --> 01:28:40,948
- That's right.
- I'm Peter Gropeman. Remember me?
1058
01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:42,413
No.
1059
01:28:43,248 --> 01:28:47,455
I used to have a weight problem.
You called me Peter the Eater.
1060
01:28:47,539 --> 01:28:51,747
- You made me cry in seventh grade.
- I did?
1061
01:28:51,831 --> 01:28:53,656
I'm sorry.
1062
01:28:53,748 --> 01:28:56,034
You here alone?
1063
01:28:58,914 --> 01:29:03,950
- Yeah, I guess I am.
- That's weird. Darian Smalls alone.
1064
01:29:04,039 --> 01:29:06,326
God you were something
in those days.
1065
01:29:06,414 --> 01:29:08,452
You were beautiful.
1066
01:29:09,581 --> 01:29:12,993
But if you don't mind me saying,
mean as a snake.
1067
01:29:14,706 --> 01:29:16,743
You were as mean as a snake.
1068
01:29:34,872 --> 01:29:37,538
Hello, Tom.
1069
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:39,199
Steve.
1070
01:29:39,289 --> 01:29:42,371
How come you're not at the reunion?
1071
01:29:42,456 --> 01:29:46,366
- Wasn't into it.
- Won't Darian be disappointed?
1072
01:29:48,914 --> 01:29:50,951
- Did she go?
- Yeah.
1073
01:29:51,039 --> 01:29:54,286
- That's nice.
- Can I buy you a drink?
1074
01:29:55,413 --> 01:29:59,278
- No, I got one.
- Come on, Tom. One drink.
1075
01:29:59,372 --> 01:30:02,240
I was just gonna be leaving.
1076
01:30:02,330 --> 01:30:04,156
OK.
1077
01:30:04,997 --> 01:30:08,114
Let me see if I got this straight.
1078
01:30:08,206 --> 01:30:13,194
I can't buy you a drink, but you can
stick your dick into my wife.
1079
01:30:15,789 --> 01:30:18,989
- Frank, shot of rye.
- Two.
1080
01:30:22,288 --> 01:30:24,991
See, I think it's Knight's Ridge.
1081
01:30:25,080 --> 01:30:27,948
Fucking working-class towns, man.
1082
01:30:28,038 --> 01:30:30,871
Girls here see a tool belt,
they get moist.
1083
01:30:30,956 --> 01:30:34,451
I got an extra one
I can lend you, Steve.
1084
01:30:34,538 --> 01:30:38,235
Hook you up
with some vice grips, ratchet...
1085
01:30:38,330 --> 01:30:41,363
Don't fuck with me, man.
1086
01:30:43,330 --> 01:30:47,240
Don't worry about them, either.
This is me and you.
1087
01:30:47,330 --> 01:30:50,577
You know, I don't think it is, Steve.
1088
01:30:50,664 --> 01:30:55,534
You don't strike me as the type
who fights his own battles,
1089
01:30:55,622 --> 01:30:58,573
but I give you
the benefit of the doubt.
1090
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:06,238
I tell you what. Drink your shot,
go back to your boys,
1091
01:31:06,330 --> 01:31:11,615
play quarters, whatever you frat boys
do and I'll get out of your hair.
1092
01:31:11,704 --> 01:31:13,778
Thanks, Frank.
1093
01:31:36,704 --> 01:31:40,070
- You couldn't leave it alone.
- That's right, mother...
1094
01:32:10,955 --> 01:32:12,862
Fuck. You.
1095
01:32:21,788 --> 01:32:24,702
- Let's go.
- Fuckin' lowlife.
1096
01:32:24,788 --> 01:32:26,659
Fuckin' showed him.
1097
01:32:36,995 --> 01:32:38,109
Shit!
1098
01:32:38,204 --> 01:32:40,159
- Michael!
- What?
1099
01:32:40,246 --> 01:32:44,902
Frank just called.
Tommy got the shit kicked out of him.
1100
01:32:44,995 --> 01:32:46,820
- By who?
- Let's go.
1101
01:32:46,912 --> 01:32:51,818
- I don't think you should.
- Sarah, not now, OK? Come on.
1102
01:32:51,912 --> 01:32:54,614
I'm goin'. Come on.
1103
01:32:56,912 --> 01:33:00,112
- Will? Willie?
- Go.
1104
01:33:15,787 --> 01:33:19,365
- Where is he?
- He didn't want me to call the cops.
1105
01:33:20,495 --> 01:33:22,367
Thanks.
1106
01:33:23,495 --> 01:33:26,493
- Who the fuck did this?
- Calm down, Mo.
1107
01:33:26,578 --> 01:33:28,984
Frank, who did this?
1108
01:33:29,079 --> 01:33:31,567
Rossmore. He and his buddies.
1109
01:33:31,662 --> 01:33:34,067
- Where are you goin'?
- To find Rossmore.
1110
01:33:34,162 --> 01:33:39,115
- Suddenly, he's Charles Bronson.
- Get him to a hospital. Come on.
1111
01:33:49,245 --> 01:33:53,653
It's snowing. I can't believe
I'm gonna have to plough tonight.
1112
01:33:55,036 --> 01:33:57,157
Tommy was sleeping with his wife.
1113
01:33:58,745 --> 01:34:00,237
So?
1114
01:34:01,870 --> 01:34:04,239
It's not like he was that innocent.
1115
01:34:04,328 --> 01:34:07,409
So he deserved that?
You see his face?
1116
01:34:07,495 --> 01:34:10,446
Look, this does present
a moral dilemma.
1117
01:34:15,994 --> 01:34:19,194
All right, fuck him.
Let's lynch the bastard.
1118
01:34:40,495 --> 01:34:42,532
You got a plan?
1119
01:34:46,370 --> 01:34:47,743
No plan.
1120
01:34:47,827 --> 01:34:50,944
- Think he's here?
- I don't know.
1121
01:34:51,619 --> 01:34:54,570
- Fucking douchebag, man.
- Easy, Mo.
1122
01:34:54,661 --> 01:34:56,698
Take it easy.
1123
01:34:57,245 --> 01:35:00,941
You fuck with my friend,
you fuck with me!
1124
01:35:01,036 --> 01:35:05,776
Beat up my friend, you beat up me!
You fuck with me, you fuck with you!
1125
01:35:05,869 --> 01:35:08,784
You get mad when you drink,
you don't drink!
1126
01:35:10,078 --> 01:35:13,194
- What are you talking about?
- Don't talk back.
1127
01:35:16,078 --> 01:35:18,115
- What?
- We got company.
1128
01:35:19,078 --> 01:35:22,443
The cavalry has arrived. Assholes.
1129
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:38,198
Car trouble, fellas?
1130
01:35:40,953 --> 01:35:42,989
I didn't even see you!
1131
01:35:47,827 --> 01:35:51,109
Now, where were we, shithead?
1132
01:35:56,327 --> 01:35:58,531
Daddy, what's going on?
1133
01:36:02,993 --> 01:36:06,904
I'm just trying to save
my family here, man, all right?
1134
01:36:16,785 --> 01:36:20,447
- Just stay away from us, Stevie.
- Come on.
1135
01:36:22,826 --> 01:36:26,157
Hey, darlin', just go back inside.
I'll be right in.
1136
01:36:26,244 --> 01:36:27,949
OK.
1137
01:36:37,826 --> 01:36:40,908
- All right?
- Yeah, let's get outta here.
1138
01:36:44,952 --> 01:36:48,033
Fuckin' kids comin' out and shit...
1139
01:36:48,118 --> 01:36:50,785
- What did you say?
- Just babbling.
1140
01:36:50,868 --> 01:36:52,491
See you, fellas.
1141
01:37:26,826 --> 01:37:29,231
- How is he?
- I don't know.
1142
01:37:29,326 --> 01:37:33,023
- What did they say?
- They didn't say nothin'.
1143
01:37:33,951 --> 01:37:37,151
- How are you?
- You guys do your macho things?
1144
01:37:37,243 --> 01:37:41,283
We just went over
and Mo pushed him around a bit.
1145
01:37:45,326 --> 01:37:51,772
- Did you tell Annie we'd be late?
- Yeah. I told her to sleep over.
1146
01:37:51,867 --> 01:37:56,572
- That was good.
- You OK?
1147
01:37:56,659 --> 01:37:58,449
Yeah.
1148
01:37:58,534 --> 01:38:01,201
- I'm sorry.
- Just don't...
1149
01:38:01,284 --> 01:38:03,322
- I'm sorry.
- I know.
1150
01:38:05,117 --> 01:38:06,859
I love you, baby.
1151
01:38:06,951 --> 01:38:09,865
Miss, would you check
on room 309, please?
1152
01:38:09,951 --> 01:38:12,865
- You haven't heard anything?
- Here we go.
1153
01:38:13,742 --> 01:38:16,313
- Who called her?
- I don't know.
1154
01:38:16,409 --> 01:38:18,648
Who do you think? Me.
1155
01:38:18,742 --> 01:38:22,322
- What's up?
- He's gonna be OK.
1156
01:38:22,408 --> 01:38:26,901
He has a concussion, two broken ribs
and took about 30 stitches.
1157
01:38:26,992 --> 01:38:30,571
- But he's gonna be OK?
- Yeah. He's gonna be fine.
1158
01:38:30,659 --> 01:38:33,325
He said it's snowing
and that somebody should...
1159
01:38:33,408 --> 01:38:36,194
...sand his lots. Got it.
1160
01:38:36,283 --> 01:38:38,357
Go get 'em, Kev.
1161
01:38:38,450 --> 01:38:43,866
- I'll be by tomorrow to say goodbye.
- Wait. Where are you goin'?
1162
01:38:43,951 --> 01:38:46,025
We're going back tomorrow.
1163
01:38:46,117 --> 01:38:48,356
- Just like that?
- Just like that.
1164
01:38:56,992 --> 01:38:58,734
Is the couch OK?
1165
01:38:58,825 --> 01:39:01,989
Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
1166
01:39:03,283 --> 01:39:05,440
Sorry about tonight.
1167
01:39:05,533 --> 01:39:07,358
- I had fun.
- Yeah?
1168
01:39:07,450 --> 01:39:10,816
It's pretty lively around here.
1169
01:39:10,909 --> 01:39:13,906
So how come
you're coming back with me?
1170
01:39:13,991 --> 01:39:17,073
I don't know. Cos I want to.
1171
01:39:20,408 --> 01:39:25,065
- I'm not gonna take that sales job.
- I don't think you should.
1172
01:39:25,158 --> 01:39:29,448
- How come?
- Piano players are sexy.
1173
01:39:29,533 --> 01:39:32,650
Salesmen are uncles.
1174
01:39:32,741 --> 01:39:34,779
And uncles aren't sexy.
1175
01:39:34,866 --> 01:39:36,857
Not usually.
1176
01:39:45,616 --> 01:39:48,863
Wait, wait. This is so weird.
1177
01:39:48,950 --> 01:39:51,568
You've never had sex in here before?
1178
01:39:51,658 --> 01:39:54,147
Not with another person.
1179
01:40:04,449 --> 01:40:06,322
So...
1180
01:40:08,574 --> 01:40:11,987
So how are you holding up?
Are you in pain?
1181
01:40:12,075 --> 01:40:13,781
I'm OK.
1182
01:40:18,449 --> 01:40:20,523
You look nice.
1183
01:40:20,616 --> 01:40:24,230
Thanks. I was on a date.
1184
01:40:27,866 --> 01:40:31,361
- Did you have fun?
- It was OK.
1185
01:40:32,658 --> 01:40:34,482
It's weird.
1186
01:40:36,366 --> 01:40:38,487
What is?
1187
01:40:38,574 --> 01:40:43,397
I'm just lying here
and I'm wondering...
1188
01:40:44,699 --> 01:40:46,820
how I got here, you know?
1189
01:40:48,574 --> 01:40:53,812
I don't mean here,
I mean how I got here...
1190
01:40:53,908 --> 01:40:57,154
How I'm not anything like...
1191
01:40:57,241 --> 01:41:00,488
what I'd hoped that I'd be,
you know?
1192
01:41:08,574 --> 01:41:13,859
I'm not even close to the guy
I thought I'd end up being.
1193
01:41:16,616 --> 01:41:19,234
And it kind of blows.
1194
01:41:20,282 --> 01:41:22,024
You know?
1195
01:41:25,157 --> 01:41:30,395
When I think about that guy
that I thought I was gonna be...
1196
01:41:33,865 --> 01:41:35,820
there's a...
1197
01:41:36,990 --> 01:41:41,943
there's this girl next to him,
with him...
1198
01:41:44,490 --> 01:41:47,488
and I don't know...
1199
01:41:49,115 --> 01:41:51,320
she looks sorta like you.
1200
01:41:53,823 --> 01:41:57,189
- Sorta?
- Exactly.
1201
01:42:00,074 --> 01:42:01,649
Exactly sorta.
1202
01:43:17,822 --> 01:43:20,062
- Hey.
- Hey.
1203
01:43:23,448 --> 01:43:25,485
You look excellent.
1204
01:43:27,822 --> 01:43:29,778
Did you guys fuck up Rossmore?
1205
01:43:29,864 --> 01:43:34,936
No, we put the fear of God into him.
He was a real shit.
1206
01:43:36,114 --> 01:43:40,403
- He had a right to be pissed.
- How's she doing?
1207
01:43:41,781 --> 01:43:43,191
She's fine.
1208
01:43:43,280 --> 01:43:46,527
Yeah. You're not gonna fuck it up
with her, are you?
1209
01:43:49,989 --> 01:43:51,980
What do you think?
1210
01:43:52,073 --> 01:43:57,274
She's one of the good ones. Why
do we always fuck up the good ones?
1211
01:43:58,822 --> 01:44:01,655
I don't know.
I've been pretty successful at it.
1212
01:44:03,656 --> 01:44:06,523
Listen, I just came by
to say goodbye.
1213
01:44:06,614 --> 01:44:09,446
- I'm taking off.
- Taking off?
1214
01:44:09,530 --> 01:44:12,197
- Yeah.
- All right.
1215
01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:15,480
Listen, maybe
I'll come down and visit.
1216
01:44:15,572 --> 01:44:18,523
Yeah, right. Like, what, spring?
1217
01:44:19,822 --> 01:44:21,895
- Spring.
- Spring.
1218
01:44:22,614 --> 01:44:23,811
Hey.
1219
01:44:23,905 --> 01:44:28,397
- Don't be a stranger.
- All right. Take care of each other.
1220
01:44:28,489 --> 01:44:30,729
Right.
1221
01:44:31,656 --> 01:44:35,484
- Surprise!
- Oh, shit!
1222
01:44:36,988 --> 01:44:38,565
- Hey!
- Hey!
1223
01:44:38,656 --> 01:44:43,028
- Tough guy, how you feelin'?
- I've been better. You takin' off?
1224
01:44:43,113 --> 01:44:45,234
Yeah, I'm goin' home.
1225
01:44:45,322 --> 01:44:50,145
- Listen, say goodbye to Sarah.
- Say goodbye to Tracy.
1226
01:44:50,239 --> 01:44:52,727
You figure any of that shit out?
1227
01:44:52,821 --> 01:44:55,061
You know. I'm working on it.
1228
01:44:55,155 --> 01:44:57,229
Good.
1229
01:44:57,322 --> 01:45:00,568
- I better get in there.
- See you soon.
1230
01:45:00,655 --> 01:45:03,357
All right, buddy. I love you, man.
1231
01:45:05,571 --> 01:45:08,356
How you doin', bud?
1232
01:45:16,780 --> 01:45:21,023
- I'm not used to this snow.
- How long is the drive?
1233
01:45:21,113 --> 01:45:24,692
About five or six hours.
If he drives, for sure five...
1234
01:45:26,113 --> 01:45:30,154
- You'll have nice weather.
- It won't be too bad.
1235
01:45:30,238 --> 01:45:32,394
- Here.
- Oh, thank you.
1236
01:45:32,488 --> 01:45:35,272
- Front or back?
- Back is good.
1237
01:46:00,863 --> 01:46:03,612
Word is Jan and Victor
are engaged, Willie.
1238
01:46:03,696 --> 01:46:07,441
- How do you feel?
- She drains me. They're all sisters.
1239
01:46:07,529 --> 01:46:09,022
Each and every one.
1240
01:46:09,112 --> 01:46:11,566
- Yo, Willie boy.
- Hey.
1241
01:46:11,655 --> 01:46:14,854
- So you outta here?
- Yep.
1242
01:46:14,946 --> 01:46:17,067
She is a honey-limbed lovely.
1243
01:46:17,154 --> 01:46:19,026
- Nice meeting you.
- You, too.
1244
01:46:19,112 --> 01:46:21,518
- Have a safe ride.
- Trace.
1245
01:46:22,154 --> 01:46:25,152
This is Marty. Marty, Tracy.
1246
01:46:25,238 --> 01:46:28,105
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- You, too.
1247
01:46:28,196 --> 01:46:32,190
- OK. Take care, big guy.
- Thanks.
1248
01:46:36,987 --> 01:46:38,812
See you.
1249
01:46:43,446 --> 01:46:45,187
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1250
01:46:45,279 --> 01:46:46,688
- Bye.
- Bye.
1251
01:46:52,862 --> 01:46:54,853
Bye, Marty.
1252
01:46:54,946 --> 01:46:56,983
Later, Pooh.
1253
01:47:13,904 --> 01:47:16,060
Come back and see us, Will.
1254
01:47:16,154 --> 01:47:19,934
We'll be right here.
Nothing changes here but the seasons.
1255
01:47:31,570 --> 01:47:33,940
So you're
the little neighbourhood Lolita?
1256
01:47:34,028 --> 01:47:37,974
So you're the alcoholic,
high school buddy shit-for-brains?
1257
01:47:38,278 --> 01:47:41,727
That little girl was cute.
What was her name? Marcy?
1258
01:47:41,820 --> 01:47:43,728
No, no. Marty.
1259
01:47:43,820 --> 01:47:46,653
- Is it Martha?
- No, as in Martin.
1260
01:47:46,737 --> 01:47:50,019
Named after a grandfather
she never even knew.
1261
01:47:53,779 --> 01:47:56,693
- You OK?
- Yeah.
1262
01:47:56,779 --> 01:47:58,650
Yeah, I am.
1263
01:47:58,737 --> 01:48:00,562
Superb.
1264
01:48:11,903 --> 01:48:13,277
Willie C!
1265
01:48:14,237 --> 01:48:16,357
Take care, man.
1266
01:48:16,445 --> 01:48:18,483
Stay cool. Stay cool forever.
1267
01:48:18,570 --> 01:48:20,228
All right, Kev.
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